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Gorgug Thistlespring
Gorgug Thistlespring is a 14-year-old, six-foot-four kid who says he is adopted by gnome parents, has few friends, and keeps to himself drawing or listening to music E1·00:17:00. He wears a gray hoodie and headphones, and his adoptive parents Digby and Wilma Thistlespring are tinkerers E1·00:17:52 E1·00:18:06. He tells his parents he had a dream where he got really mad and woke up to a broken bed E1·00:19:29. He says "I feel like my insides are boiling" when he is mad E1·00:20:13. His mother notes that his tusks are coming in E1·00:22:48. On the first day at Aguefort Adventuring Academy Fabian Seacaster punches him, and after trying his parents' calming song he goes into a rage and punches back E1·00:54:27 E1·00:54:48. He then apologizes to Fabian and offers him the tin flower his mother gave him, and both get detention E1·00:56:55 E1·00:57:10.
Gorgug is the party's barbarian: he dies in the first fight after a natural 1 death save and is brought back by the Egg of the last phoenix E2·01:16:39 E2·01:26:29. He takes Porter Cliffbreaker's barbarian class, tries to sing his anger away, and joins the A.V. Club E3·00:58:11 E3·01:26:07. A running gag has him asking adults whether they are his dad, from Coach Daybreak and Gorthalax the Insatiable to Bill Seacaster and Goldenhoard E3·00:28:57 E9·00:08:12 E15·00:31:53 E16·00:42:51. Wilma and Digby show a photo of the baby they found, who ate raw meat E5·01:11:36.
He rages through the fights with Johnny Spells' gang, at The Black Pit and at the Durinson Mithral Factory, and on the bloodrush field he kills Ragh Barkrock with a natural 20 critical E4·01:03:02 E6·00:30:31 E8·00:57:52 E10·00:54:23. He takes a drum beat as a new proficiency and joins Fig Faeth's band, and he goes on an ice cream date with Zelda Donovan at Basrar's E11·01:43:19 E13·00:58:27. At the arcade he hacks the power wires and two ghosts crit him, leaving him with crow's feet and a white streak in his hair E14·01:18:11 E14·01:19:55 E15·00:04:29.
At prom he wrests Penelope's crown away, persuades Ragh to help against the dragon, and with a natural 20 on the drums frees Gorthalax E16·00:05:04 E16·00:51:07 E16·01:25:29. After Kalvaxus falls he meets his biological father Gorbag, and Gorthalax scrubs his name from a Hell roster E17·00:58:33 E17·01:03:24. The season leaves him sharing headphones with Zelda and drumming in the band E17·01:12:11 E17·01:16:42. He sums it up: "Wilma's my mom and Digby's my dad" E17·01:17:57.
Gorgug Thistlespring is the party's half-orc barbarian and drummer in Fig's band, whose adoptive parents, including Digby Thistlespring, are gnomish tinkerers S2E1·00:12:53 S2E1·01:58:46 S2E12·01:35:42. He is dating Zelda Donovan and worries that he messed things up with her S2E4·00:02:44 S2E4·00:26:50. He tells Ragh that it is okay to think you are your own dad, and in his dream Ragh asks him whether he is his dad S2E1·01:59:45 S2E1·02:18:22. On the road he asks to be called Skipper, learns the van's former life, and gives the van the last name Boat S2E4·01:32:21 S2E4·00:41:49 S2E4·01:07:41.
In combat he rages, makes reckless attacks and kills several pirates, and he takes Whitclaw's sword S2E8·00:21:56 S2E8·01:56:35. Ayda tells him he will be the greatest wizard of this age and forbids him to read any wizardry S2E7·00:36:22 S2E7·00:39:45. He persuades pirates to release Gilear and take Rawlins's book S2E7·01:03:28. He sends a message to Zelda through Ayda's Sending, and Zelda replies she was at a party and releases him from the tower promise S2E9·01:27:27 S2E9·01:48:00. Against the fire elementals he makes a reckless attack and rolls a natural 20 S2E10·00:25:31. He repairs the broken Hangman with a tinker's tools check of 22, and gains one level of artificer S2E11·02:19:51 S2E11·02:23:26. At the Tinkerer's Hall he explains cell towers to the gnomes, works all night on his crystal, and tells Zelda that he loves her too S2E13·00:23:08 S2E13·02:06:44 S2E13·02:13:36. He gets his crystal to work by reaching his parents' satellite, and texts Zelda while the Seven Maidens join the chat S2E14·00:39:31 S2E14·00:39:15.
He calls Aguefort alone about Ayda and gets the watch, and he raises his Intelligence from 8 to 9 S2E14·01:47:11 S2E14·01:52:44 S2E14·02:21:19. In the fight at sea he kills Dayne Blayde, tells Daybreak he is on the team, and deals 50 damage to Daybreak S2E15·01:19:47 S2E15·01:49:14 S2E15·01:48:29. He kicks Kalvaxus in the head and gives 25,000 gold to the Tinker's Hall, then leaves the van keys with the Tinkerer's Hall S2E16·00:27:56 S2E16·02:03:28 S2E17·01:25:33. A possessed Fabian attacks him, and he grapples him S2E17·01:48:19. In the forest he fears that he died and everything since is not real, and takes a bone from Kristen's remains as an anchor S2E18·00:50:48 S2E18·01:06:25. He solves the sphinx's puzzle by confessing and reunites with Fabian S2E18·01:55:57 S2E18·02:00:36.
In the finale he wields a gravity axe, frees Zaphriel, and streams the sanctum to Zelda and the Seven Maidens S2E20·00:11:29 S2E20·00:13:46. He fells the 80-foot tree onto the Nightmare King and grabs the broomstick from the tree's heart S2E20·03:19:03 S2E20·03:20:13. After the quest he has a date with Zelda at Basrar's S2E20·04:33:54.
Gorgug Thistlespring opens season 3 atop the Hangvan manning the solar lasso that he and his friends made, a Barbarian 7 and Artificer 3, drummer for Fig and the Cig Figs S3E1·00:08:56 S3E1·00:08:59 S3E1·00:08:45. He grieves for Squeem and believes he sealed the Night Yorb, and Fig later says he did it by pulling deep into a well of magic, but Brennan says it was Fig who sealed the Night Yorb, with Fig touching the sigil subtly enough that Gorgug can still believe it was him S3E1·00:52:38 S3E2·00:51:04 S3E3·00:39:53 S3E2·00:52:04 S3E2·01:18:07.
His school year is overloaded. Porter Cliffbreaker refuses to approve his multiclass, and Henry offers a workaround as a freshman artificer, with Fig auditing barbarian classes to ease his course load S3E3·01:10:03 S3E4·00:52:15 S3E4·01:06:56. Brennan sums up that he has to do four years of school this year plus the Owlbears S3E4·01:37:54. He builds the homunculus Cloaca and a fake ID for Fabian S3E4·00:50:40 S3E4·02:10:58. At the festival he calls it possibly his worst day, rages through the Grix fight, and unplugs the stage connectors S3E9·00:02:17 S3E9·00:17:39 S3E9·00:40:22. He earns an A plus in barbarian and Adaine gets visions of him focusing on artificer spell effects while raging S3E9·01:24:34 S3E9·01:25:19. His card shows Barbarian 6 and Artificer 6 S3E11·02:52:40. He gives Fig the Mask of Beasts S3E11·02:21:41.
The barbificer subclass is formally unlocked, he can concentrate on spells while raging, and he quits the Owlbears S3E14·00:30:44 S3E14·00:32:57 S3E14·00:40:30. In the exam he rages, swings the Heavy Metal Axe, and finally beheads the purple worm S3E15·02:13:14. He cracks the private Rat Grinders server with a tinkerer's check S3E17·02:50:33. Fabian tells him "You can fly my house", and in the sky battle he becomes helmsman of the Cloud Rider Engine, eats the Heart of the Vulture King, gains the Elemental Rage feature, and rams dragons for 64 and 63 damage S3E18·00:30:53 S3E18·00:31:11 S3E18·00:08:46 S3E18·00:54:30 S3E18·00:51:53 S3E18·01:25:27.
Gorgug says he would take another dad S3E19·00:08:19. Unit embraces him and walks off S3E19·00:09:23. He says of it "Just the whole year" and "It was one-sided" S3E19·00:10:41 S3E19·00:10:47. In the gym he kills Oisín with three axe attacks, and slams Porter into a wall S3E19·01:25:09 S3E19·01:27:20. Porter, his barbarian teacher, admits he may have seemed a bit of a jerk S3E17·00:11:44. Gorgug later says "I knew he was a bad teacher!" S3E17·01:53:28 He tells Porter, "You're a fucking horrible teacher." S3E19·01:35:10 Porter's force blasts drop him S3E19·01:53:07. He wakes when Kristen's aura reaches him, takes a 32-damage hit, and rolls a natural 20 death save S3E20·00:18:23 S3E20·00:21:23 S3E20·00:44:39. He goes for the ballots in Porter's hand with an Athletics disarm using a thrown Heavy Metal Axe S3E20·00:49:28. Later he throws a flashbang to Porter with "don't be blinded by rage" S3E20·01:46:32. Squeem, seen alive on FaceTime, comes through the mirrors S3E19·00:31:41 S3E20·01:08:27. Gorgug tells him "you're gonna live with Fabian" S3E20·01:10:52. In the realm he says of his path, "at the end of the day, it's mine" S3E20·01:57:36. In the epilogue he gives Fig a bass effects pedal and a bench, his parents are proud, and Aguefort asks whether he would teach there after graduating S3E20·02:46:06 S3E20·02:48:10 S3E20·02:48:29. He feels attraction toward Mary Ann S3E20·02:30:26. His card at the end of the season reads Barbarian 5 and Artificer 9 S3E20·00:44:34.
Character sheet — season 1
Season 1 sheet of Gorgug Thistlespring (played by Zac Oyama). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.
Race
Half-orc E3·00:28:33 E17·00:57:27—
Class
Barbarian E9·00:07:53 E5·00:25:49—
Level
HP max
112 E16·00:36:4553 E8·00:55:1014 E2·00:02:53—
Proficiency
+3 E16·01:09:13—
STR
+4 E16·01:09:13+4 E8·00:06:11+3 E4·00:43:30—
DEX
+1 E6·00:32:34—
CON
+2 E6·00:32:34—
CHA
+0 E14·00:05:20—
Skills
- Arcana: -1 E15·00:58:55—
- Athletics: +6 E8·00:40:15—
- Investigation: -1 E15·00:56:57-1 E11·00:19:37—
- Sleight of Hand: +1 E5·00:25:15—
Features
- Rage — Goes into a rage and punches Fabian E1·00:54:45
- Hit die d12 — Rolls a d12 hit die on a short rest E2·00:02:33 E2·00:02:53
- Rage: damage resistance — Takes half damage from certain types of attacks while raging E4·00:12:59
- Reckless Attack — Takes reckless attacks for advantage E4·00:33:00 E10·00:53:09 E17·00:28:04
- Frenzy — Bonus frenzy attack while raging E6·00:11:14 E8·00:21:42 E10·00:27:46
- Languages — Gnomish and Common, and a little Orcish E7·00:14:42
- Three attacks per turn — Asks "Can I do all three of my attacks?" and Brennan allows all three (the last is his frenzy attack) E10·00:26:50 E10·00:27:46
- Savage Attacks — Critical hit rolls an extra damage die (3d12 instead of 2d12) E10·00:54:01
- Drum proficiency — New tool proficiency: playing a basic drum beat E11·01:43:19 E16·01:09:02
- Darkvision — Has Darkvision ("I do too.") E13·01:50:18
- Mindless Rage — Immune to fear and charm while raging E14·00:50:12 E14·01:12:18
- Feral Instinct — Asks whether his Feral Instinct helps; Brennan: it helps with initiative E14·01:12:14 E14·01:12:19
- Relentless Endurance — Uses Relentless Endurance to stay up at 1 hit point E16·01:44:14
Items
- Gray hoodie — Wears a gray hoodie E1·00:17:52
- Headphones — Wears headphones, listening to music E1·00:17:52
- Tin flower — Little tin flower from his mom Wilma E1·00:21:13
- Great axe — Main weapon ("the tall, lanky, loner kid behind you with the great axe") E2·00:18:40
- Hand axe — Throwing axe E2·00:45:37
- Leather jacket — Takes a leather jacket from the greasers E4·01:13:16
- Drumsticks — Gift from Fig E5·00:21:48
- Crystal palimpsest — Adaine slips it into his pocket E5·00:37:22
- Crystal palimpsest — lost: back with Adaine, who gives it to Biz E5·01:21:09
- Leather ax holster — Gift: leather ax holster with a tin flower emblem E9·01:18:10
- +1 great axe — The holster rubs off on his ax: it becomes a +1 weapon E11·00:40:37
- Headphones — Puts his headphones on to get past the arcade games' call E14·01:03:36
- Crystal — Calls his parents on his crystal E14·00:35:11
- Bombs — Takes bombs from his parents' bomb chest E15·01:37:39
- Zelda's playlist — Playlist made for him by Zelda E15·01:54:02
- Bombs — Has four bombs (6d6 damage, 10 radius), including a fire bomb E16·00:05:18 E16·00:06:47 E16·01:27:27
- Penelope's crown — Yanks the crown away from Penelope E16·00:05:04
- Penelope's crown — lost: snatched by Goldenhoard and thrown to Penelope E16·00:18:49
Character sheet — season 2
Season 2 sheet of Gorgug Thistlespring (played by Zac Oyama). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.
Race
Half-orc S2E1·01:32:38—
Class
Barbarian 8 / Artificer 1 S2E11·02:23:26Barbarian S2E1·01:32:38—
Subclass
Berserker S2E1·01:32:38—
Level
HP max
Initiative
+1 S2E3a·00:37:10—
STR
+5 S2E2a·00:13:25+4 S2E1·01:32:38—
DEX
+1 S2E1·01:32:38—
CON
+3 S2E1·01:32:38—
INT
+2 S2E20·00:38:51-1 S2E1·01:32:38—
WIS
+1 S2E1·01:32:38—
CHA
+0 S2E1·01:32:38—
Skills
- Athletics: +9 S2E16·00:05:59 S2E16·00:06:01+8 S2E2a·00:57:09 S2E2a·00:57:11—
- Investigation: -1 S2E13·00:11:37—
- Tinker's tools: +5 S2E11·02:19:41—
Features
- Savage Attacks — Half-orc critical hit: Brennan calls a Savage Critical on a natural 20, rolling 3d12. S2E3a·00:59:28
- Reckless Attack — Zac: "I think I'm going to reckless attack this guy" - one attack with advantage. S2E3a·00:59:06 S2E3a·00:59:23
- Mindless Rage — Zac asks whether Mindless Rage helps while poisoned; Brennan says no. S2E3b·00:23:53
- Frenzy — Berserker Frenzy gives one extra attack: "that gives me just one more attack, right?" S2E3b·00:10:34
- Relentless Endurance — Dropped to 0, goes to 1 hit point instead: "I'm down but I have Relentless Endurance so that I'm at 1." S2E8·01:18:52
- Tinker's tools — Makes tinker's tool checks (plus 5) while mending the Hangman; Adaine gives the help action. S2E11·02:19:19 S2E11·02:19:41
- Gnomish — "I speak gnomish." S2E12·01:35:09
- Artificer level — Adaine: "Well, we have an artificer now." S2E12·00:08:13
- Survival proficiency — "I have Survival for some reason." S2E17·00:13:36
- Danger Sense — Advantage on Dexterity saves: "I have Danger Sense, so I can do this with two." S2E19·01:57:49
Spells
- Mending — Brennan has him "doing mending" during the research week. S2E11·02:19:19
- Jump — "I cast Jump on myself to avoid the terrain" (concentration). S2E17·00:13:01
- Mending (shattered stone) — Zac tries Mending on the shattered stone; Brennan: it can't be mended because it's not one face. S2E18·00:23:17 S2E18·00:24:56
- Cure Wounds — Heals Baxter: rolled 1 plus 2, three hit points. S2E19·01:03:56
- Spare the Dying — Zac: "I shoulda cast Spare the Dying on him"; he has one other spell slot left. S2E19·01:05:02
Items
- Van — Buys the van from his parents for 35 gold. S2E2b·00:39:17
- Crystal (phone) — Calls Zelda on it. S2E4·00:08:28
- Tin flower tattoo — Gets "a huge tin flower on your shoulder" with Zajiri runes. S2E5·02:06:16
- Hand axe — Throws a hand axe to cut the rope ahead (natural 1). S2E6·01:15:32 S2E6·01:15:52
- Compass Points library card — Takes it out and it points to the book "Cheer Up Me Hearties", which he picks up. S2E7·01:01:35 S2E7·01:01:46
- Headphones — Puts them on in the fight; metal music starts and Gorgug calls it a pretty sick playlist. S2E8·00:22:18 S2E8·00:22:36
- Captain Whitclaw's sword — Grabs it and plants it in the planks in front of Fabian. S2E8·01:56:35
- Crystal (phone) pulled out — At the Tinkerer's Hall a gnome follows the headphone wire and pulls the crystal out. S2E12·02:16:38
- Crystal upgrade — Works all night with the gnomes: a new crystal pack on the back of the phone with satellite access. S2E13·02:07:05
- Boots — His boots come off and wrap around Fig's feet (Jump); Brennan: size 19. S2E15·02:19:37
- Owlbear pin — Daybreak spots the Owlbear pin on his hoodie. S2E15·01:49:10
- Heavy metal ax — Receives the adamantium gravity ax (120 pounds, needs 17 Strength); Zac rolls 20 to lift it. S2E17·00:56:48 S2E17·00:57:19
Character sheet — season 3
Season 3 sheet of Gorgug Thistlespring (played by Zac Oyama). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.
Race
Half-orc S3E1·00:08:59—
Class
Barbarian 5 / Artificer 9 S3E16·00:31:27Barbarian 6 / Artificer 7 S3E13·00:50:44Barbarian 6 / Artificer 6 S3E10·00:40:54Barbarian 6 / Artificer 5 S3E6·00:32:36Barbarian 7 / Artificer 3 S3E1·00:09:40 S3E1·00:08:59—
Level
AC
14 S3E1·00:08:59—
HP max
STR
+4 S3E1·00:08:59—
DEX
+1 S3E1·00:08:59—
CON
+3 S3E1·00:08:59—
INT
+3 S3E6·00:32:36+2 S3E1·00:08:59—
WIS
+1 S3E1·00:08:59—
CHA
+0 S3E1·00:08:59—
Skills
- Athletics: +8 S3E6·00:33:42—
Features
- Reckless Attack — Zac says he will attack recklessly in the fight against the Night Yorb. S3E1·00:58:11
- Homunculus servant — Brennan asks whether Gorgug has his homunculus here; Zac: "His homunculus is not here today." S3E1·00:13:16
- Rage — Fighting while raging; Zac says he is already raging and Acid is not part of rage. S3E2·00:54:36 S3E2·01:04:44
- Frenzy — Zac makes a frenzy attack after his rage attack: "And then frenzy. Nat 20." S3E2·00:55:32 S3E2·01:11:48
- Homunculus servant (Cloaca) — Artificer homunculus servant, a mechanical bird; Gorgug rejects the name "Cloaca" ("No"), the bird introduces itself as Cloaca, and Gorgug insists on "Chloe". S3E3·00:23:47 S3E3·00:27:43
- Frenzy (with Reckless Attack) — Frenzy attack taken together with Reckless Attack: "I'm gonna Frenzy and be in a Reckless." S3E5·00:41:54
- Steel Defender (Clobica) — Artificer steel defender, a gecko named Clobica. S3E8·01:30:08
- Returning Weapon — Zac: "I have Returning Weapon"; throws his axe at the target, two attacks, recklessly. S3E9·00:17:19
- Artificer infusion — Gives Riz the magic item Medal of Wit as an artificer infusion. S3E10·01:58:18
- Mindless Rage — While raging he cannot be charmed or frightened: "I have Mindless Rage, so I can't be charmed or frightened while raging." S3E12·01:06:18
- Savage Critical — Two critical hits in a row: Zac asks "I have Savage Critical, which means I roll 3d12 per axe hit?" and Brennan confirms. S3E12·00:49:26 S3E12·00:49:29
- Flash of Genius — Adds his Intelligence bonus to a roll: "Flash of Genius, give you three." S3E13·01:24:04 S3E13·01:20:29
- Barbificer subclass — Brennan: "we formally unlock the barbificer subclass"; Gorgug combines barbarian and artificer in a Batman-style vest of gadgets with Cloaca's brain in it. S3E14·00:30:44 S3E14·00:31:08
- Scanner — Barbificer bonus-action gadget: discovers all information in one category (resistances, immunities, vulnerabilities, condition immunities or creature type). S3E14·00:31:54
- Primal Focus — Cannot cast spells while raging but can concentrate on them and drop rage as a free action to cast a reaction spell. S3E14·00:32:57
- Hologram Displacement — Uses his reaction to make an attack roll against him at disadvantage. S3E15·01:56:53
- Elemental Rage — New barbificer feature, announced by Brennan. S3E18·00:54:30
- Great Weapon Fighting — Brennan: "You have Great Weapon Fighting, so you re-roll ones and twos." S3E18·00:54:36
- Relentless Endurance — Zac: after a hit left him at 6 HP, the next would have dropped him "except that I have Relentless Endurance, and so I stay up at one." S3E18·01:08:52
- Tool Knack — Zac: "lets me basically just hit something if it doesn't work" Brennan: "Yes, you get to re-roll." S3E18·01:12:36 S3E18·01:12:48
Spells
- Jump — "I still have Jump"; jumps 30 feet in the air to swing his axe. S3E2·01:11:23
- Mending — "I have Mending." Used to mend Ecaf. S3E2·01:38:12
- Heroism — Casts Heroism on Gertie. S3E6·01:26:41
- Warding Bond — Casts it on Fig: +1 AC and saving throws and resistance to damage. S3E11·02:53:11
- Branding Smite — "I will cast Branding Smite now." 4d6 radiant. S3E12·00:50:10 S3E12·00:50:25
- Enlarge — "I'll use Enlarge on myself to become huge," then rages (concentration on it during rage). S3E14·00:32:42
- Cure Wounds — "I Cure Wounds." S3E14·00:42:34
- Enhance Ability — Casts it on himself (Bull's Strength), together with Jump. S3E14·01:31:35
- Absorb Elements — Drops rage and casts Absorb Elements against elemental damage. S3E15·00:50:51
- Haste — "I'm Hasting", holding concentration on it. S3E19·00:30:29
- Fly — "I have Fly and I have Haste. So I have 120 movement." S3E19·01:23:35
Items
- Solar lasso — Built by Gorgug over four months; Brennan: "Astride the solar lasso that you have spent the last four months constructing". S3E1·00:10:04
- Bandolier of gadgets — "A little bandolier of stuff, little gadgets and things"; the solar lasso on the van is something he built. S3E1·00:09:40
- Heavy Metal Axe — His axe; on a natural 20 it knocks the target prone (tied to "Zelda's mixtape"). S3E5·01:29:36
- Medal of Wit — Magic item Zac uses: "I'm gonna use this Medal of Wit". S3E9·00:59:32
- Potion of Fire Giant Strength — Handed to him by Riz: for one hour his Strength becomes 25. S3E11·02:20:52
- Mask of Beasts — His secret-Sylvan gift to Fig: lets the wearer cast Animal Friendship on an animal. S3E11·02:22:14
- Mask of Beasts — lost: given to Fig as a gift S3E11·02:22:41
- Lantern of Revealing — Pulls it out: 30 feet of dim light. S3E11·02:56:41
- Heart of the Vulture King — Eats it: "I'm eating the Heart of the Vulture King with no milk or blended." S3E18·00:08:46
- Potion of Fire Giant Strength — lost: drunk before going in; "Makes my Strength 25." S3E19·00:28:22 S3E19·00:18:23
By episode
S1 E1: The Beginning Begins (Ep. 1)
- 14, six-four, adopted by gnome parents, few friends, breaks his bed in his sleep — 00:17:00
- Wears a gray hoodie and headphones — 00:17:52
- Dreams of anger; "I feel like my insides are boiling." — 00:20:13
- Went to Oakshield before, where making friends was hard — 00:21:19
- Has tusks coming in — 00:22:48
- After being punched, tries the song, then goes into a rage and punches Fabian — 00:54:27, 00:54:48
- Offers the flower to Fabian and apologizes — 00:56:55
"I'm adopted, by the way, uh, my parents are little gnomes, umm, and I'm a lot bigger than them." — 00:17:00
S1 E2: Clash of the Corn Cuties (Ep. 2)
- Hit die d12, max 14 hit points — 00:02:33, 00:02:53. Armor class 13 — 00:29:36, 00:44:58.
- Described as "the tall, lanky, loner kid behind you with the great axe" — 00:18:40; wears a hoodie — 00:44:47; also has a hand axe he forgot to throw — 00:45:37; still holding a flower — 00:27:14.
- Fabian punched him in episode 1: "The guy who punched him in the face" (Zac) — 00:05:57; recap: Lou "I swing and hit him" — 00:00:23 (recap).
- Repeatedly warns the ooze is going for the pantry: "I think he's going for the pantry." — 00:19:12; "It's going for the pantry." — 00:22:58; "In the pantry!" — 00:27:18.
- Mutters to a gremlin he just destroyed: "Not so cute anymore, are you?" — 00:27:04.
- Drops to 0 — 01:00:00; dies after a natural 1 death save: "Gorgug's straight up dead." — 01:16:39; revived by the phoenix egg — 01:26:29.
S1 E3: Rise of the Dead Teens (Ep. 3)
- Dies (recap); wakes in a pale forest where falling leaves cut and he sees through his hand — 00:05:13–00:05:49
- Mr. Gibbons' ghost says "I think we need to have a little talk, <…> Gorgug!" — 00:06:42
- Asks Coach Daybreak "Are you my dad?" after an Insight natural 1 — 00:28:57
- His parents drive a tiny gnomish car — 00:37:54; their advice is "to sing a song at it" — 00:59:41
- In Porter's barbarian class — 00:58:11; sings in class — 01:00:28
- Riz bites his shirt into a crop top; Adaine mends it — 01:21:29, 01:25:35
- Asks to join the A.V. Club — 01:26:07
- Gives a flower to Ostentatia (Kristen casts glow on it) — 01:31:03, 01:31:04
S1 E4: Street Race to the Death (Ep. 4)
- Insight 18: Johnny's motorcycle holds a bound creature of the lower planes — 00:04:06
- Rages from thinking about hell:
- Throws a hand ax at the motorcycle's skull; tiny crack only — 00:04:51
- Rage halves damage: "I take half damage to certain types of attacks." — 00:12:59
- Poisoned after a shot (Constitution save 6) — 00:28:13
- Reckless attack on Beer Bottle for 11 — 00:33:25
- Tells a greaser his friends are dead:
- Hand ax hits Johnny for 9 — 00:43:30
- Kills the last greaser — 01:03:02
- Leaves rage and cries: "I just start crying immediately." — 01:05:54
- Again insists on hell: "It's not hell. You know nothing about hell!" — 00:53:00
- Takes a leather jacket — 01:13:16
"I start thinking about that, and it freaks me out so much that I go into a rage." — 00:04:25
"I hate you!" — 00:22:28
"I'm not crimping anything!" — 00:33:45
"We killed a bunch of your friends!" — 00:40:21
S1 E5: The Pixie and the Mosh Pit (Ep. 5)
- Receives drumsticks from Fig; "Oh, okay, I never tried it." — 00:22:14
- His locker is next to Zelda's — 00:23:28
- Head smashed into a locker by Ragh (9 damage) — 00:26:48; tries to sing his anger away — 00:27:14
- Rages and throws Ragh down the hallway (natural 20) — 00:28:14, 00:28:40
- "Sometimes that happens, when you're a barbar— in the barbarian class." — 00:29:45
- Biz considers him "a freaky weirdo who creeps on people and steals their stuff" — 00:36:54
- Adaine slips him the palimpsest; he calls it "puh-lip-sis" — 00:37:22, 00:38:14
- Was found as a baby by Wilma and Digby; ate raw meat — 01:11:36
- "It's good, I still like raw meat." — 01:11:48
- Knocks a light off the ceiling, setting off a Rube Goldberg machine — 01:16:20, 01:16:27
"I'm really mad but that's okay because this song is about being mad and that being fine." — 00:27:14
"This is Gorgug, when we first found him, all right?" — 01:11:36
S1 E6: Brawl at the Zombie Bar (Ep. 6)
- AC 13 — 00:08:36; Constitution modifier 2, Dexterity 1 (Zac) — 00:32:34
- Rages ("Gorgug thinks about taking his time, but it's just too much") and uses Frenzy — 00:10:56, 00:11:14
- Takes halved damage while raging (4 from Sasha's katana) — 00:23:12
- Decapitates a zombie — 00:30:31
- Throws a hand axe at the DJ equipment; it strikes an amp, which repels it and knits itself back together — 00:31:41
- Hit points: "I'm still at 17 though." — 00:50:12
- Barfs from the clove smoke and passes out — 01:00:56
- Remarks on Hallariel's kimono, then drops it: "Dwarves knit you a kimono." — 01:02:20; "Nevermind." — 01:02:24
S1 E7: The Graveyard of Good and Evil (Ep. 7)
- Speaks "Gnomish and Common. And a little bit of Orcish." — 00:14:42
- Thinks "everyone thinks I'm the captain" — 00:16:03
- Has "a beautiful hoodie" — 00:30:00; still hasn't learned drums — 00:31:08
- Apologizes to Zelda for throwing "that guy" in front of her — 00:31:23
- Yells "Tornado! Earthquake!"; Ragh smashes his head into a table — 00:32:36, 00:32:44
- Asks Sylvester "Are you my freaking dad?" — 00:51:40
- Suggests the Pearl be checked again after the cooling pills — 01:12:52
- "But I'm usually wrong." — 01:13:08
- Stands in front at the factory; claims to be "the creative" — 01:26:27, 01:27:37
S1 E8: Havoc on the Half-Pipe (Ep. 8)
- Insight 17 on the vulture, then "takes the wrong meaning from this vulture and goes into a rage" — 00:04:54, 00:05:27
- Rage adds +6 damage instead of +4 — 00:06:11; damage is halved while raging — 00:14:20; has a frenzy bonus attack — 00:21:42
- Double natural 1, disarmed by a dwarf — 00:21:54
- AC 14 — 00:18:29; "Athletics is six" — 00:40:15
- Thrown by Crush toward the acid, flung off its back — 00:36:13, 00:41:10
- Hangs on the golem's back pulling it toward the acid (27 with Adaine's 17) — 00:57:52, 00:58:17
- Carries Riz in the final jump; natural 20 Dexterity save — 01:19:51, 01:20:40
"Well, the truth is that anyone else would be dead." — 00:41:56 (Brennan)
S1 E9: Dishing with a Demon (Ep. 9)
- Insight 5; thinks Gorthalax is his dad too — 00:06:41
- His afterlife was a Forest of Blades, "orc heaven" (per Gorthalax) — 00:42:48
- Gift: a leather ax holster with a tin flower emblem — 01:18:10
- Asks Pastor Amelia where the doorway came from (Highcourt) — 01:36:49, 01:36:53
"Are you my sister, and are you my dad?" — 00:08:12
"I've always felt like my ax kind of cuts my butt sometimes." — 01:20:19
S1 E10: Battle of the Bloodrush Brethren (Ep. 10)
- Adaine casts Fly on him; he flies "like a comet" three feet above the ground — 00:05:12, 00:11:45
- Rages — 00:11:09; one hit turns a skeleton receiver to dust — 00:12:24
- Tackled out of the air and grappled by Ragh — 00:24:09; HP after: "Okay. 71." — 00:25:47
- Kicks Ragh off: "Kick Ragh square in the chest." — 00:39:07
- Drops the held Ragh with a natural 20 critical (32 damage) and another hit — 00:53:44, 00:54:23, 00:55:02
- Decapitates the owlbear and mourns it — 01:04:23
- "Face me in the air!" — 01:03:27; "Fight me in the sky!" — 01:11:05
- Armor class 14; at 61 HP after Daybreak's reaction hit — 01:12:25, 01:12:33
- Holds Ragh in a headlock during the revival — 01:18:55
"Stop picking on me!" — 00:55:00
"It's so beautiful. I'm sorry!" — 01:04:36
"He's been really fucking with me, okay? He's been really fucking with me." — 01:19:43
S1 E11: Cool Kids, Cold Case (Ep. 11)
- Grapples Ragh (opposed Athletics, 19) — 00:06:05
- Tells Ragh he does not know his real dad; Ragh kisses his cheek — 00:12:31, 00:12:42
- Natural 20 Insight on Sklonda: "You're not my dad." — 00:24:18, 00:24:56
- His ax becomes a +1 weapon — 00:40:37
- Stopped singing in Porter's class — 00:39:10
- Concludes Jawbone is Tracker's dad; Fabian punches him — 01:09:15, 01:10:16
- Happy to have friends; tries to talk to Zelda — 01:12:42
- Takes a drum beat as his new proficiency and joins Fig's band at the party — 01:43:19
"No! (distressed) You're her dad." — 01:10:16
S1 E12: The Sisterly Showdown (Ep. 12)
- Insight natural 1; thinks he might be his own dad — 00:06:15
- Great axe: "Good thing my great ax is oiled with some sort of magic." — 00:09:23; d12 damage; rage adds 2 — 00:09:48
- The tin flower on his leather holster glows; he hears Digby's voice — 00:09:52, 00:10:04
- Two natural 20s in one turn (57 damage) destroy the earth elemental — 00:43:27, 00:44:46
- Carries Kristen 15 feet up through a window — 01:03:25
- Asks Adaine what is happening and how Aelwyn stopped time; Adaine: "I don't fucking know. Just kill her." and then names the watch — 01:04:01–01:04:14
- Tackles the fire elemental out of the window onto the beer pong table — 01:21:04
- Climbs the chimney, snatches the stopwatch and presses it; time resets — 01:36:19, 01:36:52
- Goes down — 01:42:12; death save 16 success — 01:47:22; healed by Kristen for 20 — 01:48:16
"[terrified] Am I my own dad?!" — 00:06:41
"[strained] I'm not my own father!" — 00:45:01
S1 E13: First Kisses and Last Words (Ep. 13)
- Insight natural 20 on a half-orc cop; still not his dad — 00:21:38, 00:22:45
- Asks what the group is called; Kristen suggests "The Dads" — 00:26:09, 00:26:12
- Messages Zelda Donovan and goes on an ice cream date with her at Basrar's; pays one gold piece — 00:47:35, 00:58:27
- Tells Zelda he thinks Penelope is "maybe like a psycho" — 01:01:19
- Friend-requests Zelda; the request is confirmed, he is unfriended, her request to him is sent and deleted, repeatedly — 00:45:54–00:46:06
- Tells Zelda he has not hooked up with anyone either: "yeah, me either." — 01:01:02
- On docking: "Wait, what is docking?" — 01:14:15; "Huh. We didn't do that." — 01:14:44
- Tells his parents it was his first date — 01:13:06
- Kissed by Zelda's father ("Was that your second kiss?" / "Yeah.") — 01:41:46, 01:41:55, 01:41:56
"You're that freaky kid who steals backpacks!" — 00:22:22 (cop)
"Hey, how's your semester, I think you might be in trouble LOL." — 00:47:35
"Hey, do you wanna get ice cream tonight? I know that's wild LOL." — 00:48:26
"So sorry I dropped my phone in the toilet" — 00:48:55 (Zelda, after a two-minute pause, 00:48:40)
"I guess I like them too." — 00:49:44 (Fig: "I guess? Commit, man!" — 00:49:47)
S1 E14: Arcade Ambush (Ep. 14)
- Charisma save natural 20 despite "zero Charisma" — 00:05:20
- Calls his parents on his crystal and is sucked into a Whack-a-Gnome game; wins (25) and escapes — 00:35:34, 00:47:14
- Mindless Rage makes him immune to fear and charm — 00:50:12, 01:12:18
- Puts headphones on to resist the games' call; corkscrews through Biz's trap — 01:03:36, 01:04:59
- Hacks the power wires (13 damage; frenzy attack misses at 15) — 01:18:11, 01:18:29; both ghosts crit him for 48 — 01:18:11, 01:19:36
- Protects Biz from Fig: "We need him so we can figure out what's going on." — 01:30:59
- Hit points said: 88 then 78, 90, 41 — 00:50:43, 00:50:48, 01:10:31, 01:23:49
"You're not my bud." — 00:47:25
"Sup, nerd." — 01:05:23
"the corners of them crinkle, and a shock of your hair goes white." — 01:19:55
"I'm gonna physically keep you from doing that." — 01:30:55
"I'm about to cut your head off!" — 01:34:36
"Blow your goddamn nose." — 01:36:58
S1 E15: Family in Flames (Ep. 15)
- Now has "little crow's feet at the edge of his eyes and a streak of white in the front of his hair" — 00:04:29; "I feel older." — 00:04:38
- Learns from Digby the arcade owners asked for the power device: "One of the guy's names was Frank." — 00:05:16
- Rolls a natural 1 on Perception and believes Bill Seacaster is his father — 00:30:52, 00:31:13
- Rages to pull the window bars (Strength 14 with advantage), fails — 00:41:02, 00:41:07
- Arcana modifier: "I have a negative 1 to Arcana but I'm going to try." — 00:58:55
- Kicks in Goldenhoard's door with Fabian — 01:07:39
- Takes bombs from his parents' bomb chest — 01:37:36, 01:37:39
- Gets Zelda's playlist; puts on his headphones — 01:53:50, 01:54:09
"Wait, are you my dad?" — 00:31:53
S1 E16: Prompocalypse (Ep. 16)
- Rages and wrests Penelope's crown away (opposed Athletics) — 00:04:46, 00:05:04
- Has four bombs; throws one: 22 damage to Dayne and Penelope — 00:05:18, 00:07:22
- Immune to Penelope's charm through Mindless Rage — 00:08:06
- Loses the crown to Goldenhoard (needed 24, got 18) — 00:18:33, 00:18:49
- Grappled by Ragh; can only escape on a natural 20 — 00:23:30, 00:25:03; hits Ragh three times for 38 — 00:26:02
- Insight 4: concludes Goldenhoard is his father — 00:41:45, 00:42:29
- Persuades Ragh, then kisses him — his third kiss — 00:49:46, 00:50:57
- Fails the Strength-based Performance on the drums (DC 20) — 01:09:13, 01:09:47; succeeds with a natural 20, freeing Gorthalax — 01:25:02, 01:25:29
- Fire bomb on Penelope, 20 damage, burns her dress — 01:27:27, 01:28:03
- Uses Relentless Endurance to stay at 1 — 01:44:14; drops at 01:50:29; death save 19 — 01:54:26
"Father, stop this!" — 00:42:51
"Help us kill this dragon!" — 00:51:07
S1 E17: Prompocalypse - Pt. 2 (Ep. 17)
- Reckless Attack; two of three attacks hit for 12 and 19 — 00:28:04, 00:28:38
- Opposed Athletics 22 frees Sklonda from Kalvaxus' grip — 00:43:46, 00:43:53
- Asks Aguefort: "Professor Aguefort, are you my dad?" — 00:53:32
- Insight natural 20; meets his biological father Gorbag — 00:56:31, 00:58:33
- His name was wrongly on a Hell roster; Gorthalax scrubs it — 01:03:20, 01:03:24
- Epilogue: shares headphones with Zelda on the bleachers — 01:12:11; the band's drummer — 01:16:42
"You gotta ask. I ask everyone if they're my dad." — 00:59:23
"it doesn't take a nat 20 to tell you that Wilma's my mom and Digby's my dad." — 01:17:57
S2 E1: Sophomores Start
- Drummer in Fig's band; asks for autographs of the band — 00:12:53
- Carries a giant box of books and a couch up the stairs alone — 00:32:00, 00:42:14
- Wants to "work on a van" with his money — 00:50:07
- Suggests his parents might tinker a disguise "kind of like a hologram-ish thing" — 00:59:26
- Text from Zelda asking to hang out — 01:27:21; Insight 10 when Zelda hears about the trip; she is quieter — 01:32:25
- Tells Ragh that "it's okay to think that you're your own dad" — 01:59:45; Brennan reminds that Digby Thistlespring is his father and Gorbag his biological father — 01:58:46
- Dream: on a cliff by a choppy sea, Ragh with bleeding eyes asks "Are you my dad?" — 02:18:22
- In the dream: answers Ragh's "Are you my dad?" with "No, but I get it." — 02:18:24
S2 E3a: Havoc at the Hotel Cavalier (Part 1)
- Confirms the concierge's "We spoke on the phone earlier?" ("Oh, yes, we did."), then at the desk bluffs that he has a show later and is looking for Fig; invites the concierge to the show — 00:32:17, 00:32:52, 00:33:21
- Rages, reckless attacks; shouts "For Gilear." — 00:59:03; natural 20 with a Savage Critical (half orc); kills the injured barlgura — 00:59:23, 01:00:02
- Rolls 19 Perception and hears Fig and Riz; shouts "Gilear's dead!!!!" — 01:06:36, 01:06:44
S2 E4: Heartache On the Celestine Sea
- Has a girlfriend, Zelda Donovan; her text asks "if he left Elmville without saying goodbye" — 00:02:44
- Tries to call her at the table, is sent away by the maître d'; calls from outside and leaves a voicemail — 00:03:22, 00:08:28
- Intelligence check to tinker with the van: 9 — 00:43:20; later disadvantage 11 — 01:53:37; 15 — 02:11:23
- Learns the Van's former life; asks to be called "Skipper" — 00:41:49, 01:31:55
- Perception 9, 19 with the Van's advantage — 01:06:54, 01:07:01
- Takes the wheel: Wisdom 21 — 01:59:19, 01:59:32
- Voicemail: "I was just calling because I freakin' messed up." and "I'm really sorry." — 00:08:28
- Holds out his arm for Baxter like a falconer; Sandra Lynn stops him: "Don't do that, he'll try to do it." — 00:26:02, 00:26:26
- Asks the Van whether it is OK to make a Moonhaven and "have you ever beefed it in a relationship real hard?" — 00:40:09
- Names the Van: "I think we just found your last name." / "Boat." — 01:07:38, 01:07:41
- Tells the party: "I'm just kinda sad about where I'm at with Zelda right now and I think it'd make me feel better to have, if you would call me Skipper." — 01:32:21
- To Zelda: "I should've called you, I should've texted you." and "I guess maybe I have some confidence issues I need to work on" — 01:50:36
- Kristen gives him an ice cream sandwich; he cannot hold the drumsticks: "I can't hold that right now." — 01:55:55, 01:56:13
"I kind of screwed up things with Zelda a little bit." — 00:26:50
"I was fully lost, thanks for finding me." — 00:27:30
S2 E5: Leviathan Rock City
- Whispers to the van to pretend to be a dumb van — 00:09:02
- Can speak to the van from afar (attuned Message idea from Fabian) — 00:47:42, 01:41:57
- Throws Fabian in a rage with an Athletics check, 26 — 01:14:16, 01:14:28
- Asks Garthy about their tattoos — 01:32:29; gets "a huge tin flower on your shoulder" with Zajiri runes — 02:06:16
- Is urged to drink water by Ragh and Fabian ("It's in a barrel. It comes out of a barrel. It's barreled water.") — 02:08:53, 02:09:09
- Asks the bartender about a cell tower (the Brig) — 02:01:45
S2 E6: Pirate Brawl
- Asleep when Fabian leaves; woken by the Hangvan — 00:41:52
- Rides the rope with Fig; goes into a rage — 00:52:25, 00:53:34
- Throws a hand axe at the rope ahead (natural 1) — 01:15:52
- Advises: "Don't cut the ropes, just for FYI, don't cut the ropes. You go too fast." — 01:31:08
- Tackles Ragh again — 01:52:06
S2 E7: The Friendship Section
- Told by Ayda he will be "the greatest wizard of this age" — 00:36:22; she says a mind "clutters as the years of study wear on" and a clean slate "may be capable of the greatest spellwork in generations" — 00:36:41; forbidden to read any wizardry — 00:39:45
- Says he has "8 Intelligence" — 00:39:18
- Pays 50 gold toward Sending — 00:30:32; wants to message Zelda: "my girlfriend's really mad at me" — 00:30:50; "Tell Zelda I'm sorry." — 01:20:50
- Asks Rawlins for a book on cheering up friends; ends up in the secret friendship section and takes "Cheer Up Me Hearties" — 00:56:24, 01:01:46
- Persuades the pirates (Persuasion 19) to release Gilear and take Rawlins's book — 01:03:28; claims "I'm a wizard too" — 01:04:35
- Gives Fabian an orange so he does not get scurvy — 01:32:07
- Gives Fabian the sword of the Seacasters before the fight — 02:02:01
S2 E8: The Row and the Ruction
- Flung 20 feet by the air elemental, prone — 00:12:48; takes 38 from four pirate attacks (94 → 56) — 00:17:57, 00:18:17
- Rages and puts on headphones, a metal playlist the whole table hears:
- Sends Gilear to the van to fetch Garthy O'Brien — 00:20:14
- Frenzy attacks; kills several pirates — 00:21:56–00:23:02
- Stunned by Whitclaw's psychic blast (rolled 3 on Intelligence save) — 00:30:50
- Athletics 19 with advantage to leap to Whitclaw; 35 damage over two hits (11 and 12 plus 12) — 01:16:42, 01:17:51
- Drops to 1 HP via Relentless Endurance — 01:18:52; grappled and stunned by Whitclaw's tentacles — 01:22:43
- Final reckless attack: 20 and 25 hit, then a Box of Doom roll for 10 damage against Whitclaw's last 20 HP; Fig then finishes him — 01:45:49, 01:46:42
- Grabs Captain Whitclaw's sword ("I wanna grab his sword. Captain Whitclaw's sword." — 01:56:35) and offers it: "Well do you want it? Will you use the sword?" — 01:57:05; Fig takes it and feels "like touching a live wire" — 01:57:10
- Pep talk to Fabian:
- Stabs Whitclaw's sword into the planks in front of Fabian — 01:56:43; later stabs Fabian's sword into the ground — 02:18:24
"Um, it's a pretty sick playlist." — 00:22:36
"now. Adaine, needs our help, and we need to be there for her, so I'm just gonna need you to buck up dude." — 02:18:03
S2 E9: Fallinel
- Insight 14 on Telemaine — 00:14:21
- Asks Ayda for Sending to message his girlfriend Zelda; pays 150 gold — 01:05:54
- Admits he failed to put up the cell tower: "I told her that I would get this cell tower figured out before we left" — 01:03:34
- Message sent: "Zelda, safe in Fallinel. Gonna finish cell tower soon. Sorry about everything, but hope your break is going well in spite of this. Miss you." — 01:27:27
- Zelda replies "Sorry, was at a party." and then releases him from the tower promise — 01:48:00, 01:48:13
- Suggests hitting everything with his axe — 01:53:46
- Tells Ayda that he does not know how to cast Sending himself: "I know I'm gonna be the greatest wizard of all time, but for now I don't know how to do it." — 01:05:31
- Says Zelda "was cutting out on the crystal" and told him "you said you were gonna put the tower up." — 01:04:37
- Admits he was unfair to Zelda: "I think it was unfair to Zelda that I didn't do a good job of talking to her before this trip and during the trip." — 01:30:24
- Zelda's reply: "at least she said my name right" — 01:48:30; declines Ayda's offer of vengeance: "That's okay, it's not like that. I think it's fine." — 01:49:29
S2 E10: The Dangerous Mind of Aelwyn Abernant
- Goes into a rage and Reckless Attacks the fire elementals; natural 20 on first attack: 26 damage (raging +8), then 19; later 52 and 54 damage in single turns — 00:25:31, 00:26:21, 00:26:52, 00:34:48, 00:38:52
- Gets set on fire by the first elemental (10 and 14 fire damage, then 5 at the start of each turn); at one point says he has "85" hit points, later "55 hit points" — 00:29:04, 00:30:04, 00:38:20
- Helps Fabian's Athletics throw and Riz's Insight — 00:19:29, 00:42:42
- Repeated line of the smithy group: "I believe in you" (all three say it throughout) — 00:18:54
- Is touched by Telemaine's attempt at his name; goes outside for a while — 01:49:30, 01:50:03
- Telemaine feeds him a blossom; Gorgug: "It's gross." — 02:01:41; warns Fabian about the second flower: "Don't, it's gross!" — 02:17:18
- Gorgug explains Sending: "I think Sending is one message there, one message back." — 01:51:24
S2 E11: Revelations & Revivifications
- Late to the table (see Table talk) — 00:08:32
- Goes with Riz to Ragh and Fathethriel; asks about the picture — 00:50:34
- Given Aelwyn's spellbook to hold; Ayda objects — 01:08:24, 01:08:27
- Works on the broken Hangman — 01:09:55; Tinker's tools check 22 repairs it — 02:19:51
- Touches Aelwyn in the van; his hand comes back wet — 01:39:16
- Ninth level is one level of artificer: "For those at home, Gorgug's ninth level is one level of artificer." — 02:23:26
- Rolls a natural 1 trying to design a mechanical stomach for the Hangman — 02:27:24
"His mind is a perfectly clear pool, undisturbed by ripple." — 01:08:38
S2 E12: Crustaceans & Crushes
- Now has an artificer level (frame card) — 00:14:28. Called "we have an artificer now" by Adaine — 00:08:13
- Tinker's tools check on the Hangvan (7, with Adaine's help 13): giving the van folding ability "is giving a functionality to a thing that doesn't have it"; needs resources and a workshop — 00:14:17, 00:14:25, 00:14:42
- Speaks gnomish; his parents are gnomish tinkerers — 01:35:09, 01:35:42
- Does not speak Elvish: "Except for Gorgug, yeah." — 01:21:18
- Crab stand and "Crab king" at the party; passes his crown to Riz — 00:52:14, 01:18:44
- At the Tinkerer's Hall: says he tried to make "a mechanical butt yesterday and it didn't work out" — 02:15:25
- Has headphones and a crystal; a gnome pulls his crystal out — 02:16:38
"My parents are gnomes, tinkerers" — 01:35:42
S2 E13: Hellbound
- Wants the spring boots and Spare-the-Dying-type items from the tinkerers — 00:07:24, 00:08:35
- Investigation 18 on the log book: reads the inventory of alchemical goods — 00:11:37
- Buys what Killian bought, plus two blocks of dusk moss, for 600 gold; Fabian and Gorgug each pay 300 — 00:16:37, 00:20:08, 00:20:09
- Explains cell towers to the gnomes; with advantage rolls 19 on a tinkerer's tool check — 00:23:08
- Rolls 12 on a DC 10 Intelligence check with Fabian's Bardic Inspiration, remembers his parents' satellite — 00:26:18
- Fetches the satellite routing papers from the van — 00:27:58, 00:53:08
- Runs into the briars after the others — 01:55:37
- Rolls Survival 9 — 01:59:01
- Works all night with the gnomes on his crystal; DC 15 progress, advantage; then a natural 20 on the Box of Doom — 02:06:44–02:06:52
- Calls Zelda and says "I love you too" after she says it first — 02:13:36, 02:13:59
- Has Charisma 0: "I add my Charisma which is zero. And then creatures have a disadvantage on Charisma based checks against me." — 02:08:51
S2 E14: Daddies & Demons
- Phone/crystal now works: "I got my crystal to work. I figured it out, I figured out how to access my parents’ satellite" — 00:39:31
- Texts Zelda; the Seven Maidens become active in chat; he refuses to spill — 00:39:15, 00:41:25
- Proposes giving money away as an experiment: "I have twenty thousand." — 00:49:15; "maybe I'll give away all my money." — 00:50:26
- Calls Aguefort alone and asks him about Ayda; gets the watch — 01:47:11–01:52:44
- Raises his Intelligence from 8 to 9 during the week of research (flat Intelligence 16/17) — 02:21:19–02:21:32
- Says his parents are "very sweet" — 01:57:48
- Knows Pok Gukgak requisitioned the demonic text from the library: "That was requisitioned by Pok Gukgak." — 01:28:51
S2 E15: Blast From the Passed
- Dex save nat 20 with advantage against the first lair action — 00:12:31
- Rages; kills a greaser in one hit; frenzy attack; then stands in front of Gilear — 00:37:54, 00:38:55, 00:39:11
- Kills Dayne Blayde (apologizing each swing) and chest-bumps Ragh and Fabian — 01:19:47, 01:21:20
- Tells Daybreak "Oh I'm on the freaking team, you dick." and "You were a bad coach." — 01:49:14, 01:49:26
- Reckless Attack, three hits, 50 damage on Daybreak — 01:48:29, 01:49:04; later 48 damage — 02:09:38
- Boots with Jump: his boots come off and wrap around Fig's feet; he then throws her (Athletics 16) — 02:19:37, 02:21:02; Brennan: "Gorgug's enormous Conver—" (shoe size 19 "canonically") — 02:19:43
- Asked to "fix" the broken Hangman: "Okay." — 01:31:16
- Headphones: "Technically, I'm resistant to thunder damage because of my headphones" — 01:30:05
- Wears an Owlbear pin on his hoodie — 01:49:10
"You're not an Owlbear anymore." — 01:20:55
S2 E16: My Green Heaven
- Perception 11; Athletics 23 with advantage frees Gilear — 00:05:32, 00:05:59, 00:06:01
- Dexterity save 7 with advantage; takes 52; at 20 hit points; not raging — 00:09:52, 00:10:46, 00:11:02, 00:11:41
- Tries to call Riz: "You do not get service in hell" is the DM's answer — 00:19:26
- Swings off the side and kicks Kalvaxus in the head and neck — 00:27:56, 00:32:09
- Tinkered with Riz's briefcase: "So I just wrapped some tin foil on the end." — 01:54:46
- Gives 25,000 gold to the Tinker's Hall — 02:03:28
- Claims touring money: "Probably another... 300 grand?" — 02:06:19
- Survival 23 finds the star moth chrysalis — 02:29:55, 02:29:57
"You'll never be half the boat my van is." — 00:32:08
S2 E17: The Forest of the Nightmare King
- Casts Jump on himself; Survival 18 (DC 10) and later 22 (DC 15), "you know exactly the way back to the wall" — 00:13:30, 00:26:17
- Takes 15 damage from ravens bringing up the rear — 00:34:00
- Gives the Tinkerer's Hall a grant (they thank him for "your generosity") and receives the heavy metal ax — 00:49:33, 00:58:50
- Gives away the van: "I bought it with the money, so it's probably bad." — 01:25:48
- Attacked by possessed Fabian; rages and grapples him — 01:48:19; lays the ax on him — 01:49:06
- Rolls a nat 1 Survival on the second day — 01:57:05
- Has Survival "for some reason": "I have Survival for some reason." — 00:13:36
S2 E18: Fearful Symmetry
- Perception natural 1 at the start — hears nothing — 00:07:02, 00:07:13
- Hits the wall with his new axe (22 to hit), building saves 13 and 15 — 00:12:01, 00:12:52, 00:16:26. The axe "goes from weighing 120 pounds to momentarily having the mass and inertia of a moving car" — 00:13:50
- Tries Mending on the shattered stone face with Fabian's help action; it fails, the pieces are not one face — 00:23:17, 00:24:56
- Fear: that he died and everything since is not real; imposter feelings — 00:50:48. His phone pings: a message from Skrank about Gorgug and Zelda — 00:53:40
- Takes a bone from Kristen's remains "just to have some sort of anchor" — 01:06:25
- Crawls through the root tunnel (afraid of small spaces and bugs), Acrobatics 21 — 01:17:03, 01:17:43; leaves a six-second recording rock: "It's Gorgug, keep going." — 01:19:39
- Meets the sphinx; asks for help once; DC dropped to 15 — 01:24:52
- Solves the puzzle by confessing:
- Reunites with Fabian: "Oh you! Fabian!" — 02:00:36
"I'm a dumbass. Eat me, you stupid bug." — 01:55:57
S2 E19: Spring Break! I Believe In You! (Part 1)
S2 E20: Spring Break! I Believe In You! (Part 2)
- Insight 19 on Ayda: she is not related to him — 00:05:14–00:05:16
- Wields a gravity axe that hums; fells a tree in one blow and frees Zaphriel — 00:11:29
- Asks Zaphriel to rejoin his van job — 00:11:53
- Streams the sanctum to Zelda and the Seven Maidens — 00:13:46–00:13:51
- Tinkerer's tools 24: hot-wires his phone to Riz's tie as a hotspot — 00:48:38–00:48:43
- Initiative 13 — 00:54:50
- Three Reckless Attacks on the sprite (29, 26, 26) for 53 damage — 01:22:41–01:23:30
- Carried up the staircase by Ayda — 01:21:29
- Constitution save 23, takes 18 necrotic — 01:24:45–01:25:12
- Three Reckless attacks on the treant (23, 17, 25), 42 damage — 01:54:45–01:55:31
- Takes Fig's skateboard and casts Jump — 02:54:57, 02:56:29
- Fells the 80-foot tree onto the Nightmare King using max damage (45 per hit) — 03:19:03–03:20:08; grabs the broomstick from the tree's heart — 03:20:13
- Whispers to Cassandra about "a big bus that has I think hands" — 04:09:24
- Date with Zelda at Basrar's after the quest — 04:33:54
- Asks Ayda what would happen if he cut some of the trees: "What would happen if I cut some of these trees down?" — 00:10:44; Ayda says it "could be very wise" — 00:11:01
- Jokes "And I came right when everyone called me." and then apologizes — 00:11:10–00:11:20
- Replies to Zaphriel: "When we get outta here, you don't have to be in my van anymore if you don't want, but you know, the job's open if you want it." — 00:11:53
- Texts Zelda: "Hey we're in the forest. Things are maybe not great, but I think we're on a upswing right now." — 00:13:14
- Tells his parents he is in the Nightmare King Forest — 00:46:46
- Impose-disadvantage help from Fabian lets him survive the treant; he takes 8 (halved from 17) and later 6 and 8 — 02:28:49, 02:55:52
- Rides Ayda: "Ayda, you can't carry me, can you?" — 01:21:18
- Hit and crit by Sandra Lynn: 29 halved to 14, leaving him at 102 — 02:03:11–02:04:02
- Fells the tree: "I wanted to cut the tree down so it fell on the Nightmare King." — 03:18:58
- On the ride out he lists his nightmare: "A big bug gave me a riddle." — 04:12:16
- With Zelda at Basrar's: "I love you, too." — 04:34:24; Zelda confirms the Skrank text was real — 04:35:07
S3 E1: Summer Scaries
- Atop the van, goggles over a dust-covered face, manning the solar lasso (built over months of construction) — 00:08:56, 00:10:04
- Member of the Aguefort Owlbears and holder of the tin flower; drummer for Fig and the Cig Figs — 00:08:45
- His homunculus is not present — 00:13:16
- Has a bandolier of gadgets and works on the van; Brennan lets him roll Constitution saves for the Hangvan "because you work on it and build it" — 00:09:40, 01:03:16
- Grieves for Squeem: "I do a tear." — 00:52:38
- Takes sonic damage; "I was full health, so I'm at 60." — 01:09:54
S3 E2: Summer Breakdown
- Builds and operates the solar lasso — "This incredible piece of arcano-tech you've built, Gorgug, is working" — 00:08:40; goes into a rage — 00:08:37
- Rage: "I can't be charmed or frightened" — 01:06:54
- Believes he sealed the Night Yorb:
- Raging attacks with Frenzy, Reckless Attack and the Jump spell — 00:55:32, 00:54:59, 01:11:23
- Acid ruins his clothes — 01:03:59, 01:07:53
- Mends Ecaf with Mending — 01:38:12
- Parents are proud; he feels behind on school envelopes — 02:03:15, 02:03:15
- The Thistlesprings will host "a big old folk festival here at the Thistlespring tree", near the time of his birthday — 02:03:49
- Friends lost: "A drunk centaur, a cowboy, a guy." — 02:01:40
"[stammering] I feel the power coursing through me!" — 00:50:54
S3 E3: Not All Who Wanda Are Lost
- Built a homunculus servant (feathery serpent-dragon "archaeopteryx") that imprinted his first thought as its name, Cloaca; he insists "It's Chloe, actually." — 00:27:43
- Parents' pre-filled MCAT form came back: "Academic pre-approval will not be extended in this regard. Please see advisor." — 00:29:28
- Porter refuses to approve the multiclass: "Look, I'm not gonna approve you." — 01:10:03
- Porter has spoken with Henry; asks "How is that going to work with you being in a rage in battle?" — 01:06:52. Gorgug: "I tapped into the innate magic within me and I kind of sealed it away"; Porter: "Doesn't sound like rage to me." — 01:09:41, 01:09:54. Porter: "If you want to exit barbarian classes and go become an artificer, I don't have a way of stopping you from doing that" — 01:10:07
- The Frosty Fair Folk Festival is hosted "at my parents', at our tree" — 01:00:48
- Fig says he "pulled deep into a well of magic that I think is probably more powerful than anyone at this school, and sealed the Night Yorb." — 00:39:53
S3 E4: Under Pressure
- Told by Henry that his MCAT needs Porter's approval; chooses to do barbarian plus freshman, sophomore and junior artificer: "I will continue with the barbarian track, but I am going to triple down on the artificer classes as well." — 01:05:51
- Mentions what he built: "I made this solar lasso this summer. It worked pretty good. We captured the Night Yorb with it." — 00:49:32
- Has a homunculus he made that morning, Cloaca — 00:50:40.
- Is hit by Mary Ann Skuttle and takes damage — 01:24:08.
- Builds the fake ID for Fabian — 02:10:58 and offers a helmet for Kristen — 02:21:43.
- Quote about his schedule: "Gorgug has to do four years of school this year, plus the Owlbears." — 01:37:54
- Henry tells him MCATs are rare: "has approved 112 MCATs" — 00:54:01; "You would be our first artificer barbarian." — 00:54:01
- The workaround: "you could sign up as a freshman artificer" — 00:52:15; Gorgug must tell Mr. Cliffbreaker if he keeps barbarian classes — 00:54:51.
- Porter's condition: "Would anyone be willing to audit barbarian classes to help Gorgug with his course load?" — 01:06:56
- Gorgug wants to keep playing drums for Fig's album — 01:08:59.
- Henry on the workaround: "you would probably have to formally quit the barbarian track" — 00:52:15
S3 E5: Mall Madness
- Cloaca, his mechanical bird, travels with him — 00:02:44, 00:41:45
- Insight: connects the red glow to the thing Ragh's mother absorbed — 00:40:19
- Frenzy, Reckless, Rage; chops a rage mage with Fabian for 33 total — 00:41:48–00:42:56
- Kills the last unhurt shatter-star with a crit and knocks a rage mage prone on a Frenzy natural 20; the Heavy Metal Axe knock-prone ties to "Zelda's mixtape" — 01:28:44, 01:29:36
- Still carries his ex's mixtape: "No, I just haven't gotten a new one yet." — 01:29:46
"Is this what Ragh's mom absorbed?" — 00:40:19
S3 E6: Party Politics
- Waits in a long line to talk to Ragh and then wrestles him on the "crab mountain": his Athletics bonus is 8; he goes into a rage, pushes Ragh to the edge (25, then 22), then "I choose to fail" so Ragh can win and they can talk — 00:33:42, 00:33:57, 00:34:22, 00:35:43.
- Tells Ragh that Kalina said his name; Ragh reacts "Kalina's back?" — 00:36:46.
- Has Mending and artificer skill: tinker's tools check 24 on the Cloud Rider Engine — 01:15:59, 01:16:55.
- Asks Max Durden where he gets gorgon weed ("if I wanna buy some") — 00:55:36, 00:55:45.
- Kristen's player says of him "Everyone deserves a Gorgug in their corner." (Brennan repeats it) — 01:13:41, 01:13:43; sleeps with legs sticking out from under a couch — 01:21:31.
- Casts Heroism on Gertie during the fight — 01:26:41.
S3 E9: Vulture Clash
- At the Frosty Fair Folk Festival with his parents; "I think this might be Gorgug's worst day of his life." — 00:02:17
- Wants to stay in the Vulture Dimension: "I'm just happy to be dead and not at that party anymore." — 00:07:43
- Throws his returning axe twice recklessly (24 and 23 to hit, 12 damage) and rages — 00:17:39, 00:18:19, 00:18:37
- Takes 27 lightning from Grix on a Dex save of 12 — 00:19:14, 00:19:23
- Intimidates Agent Clark with a 20 (15 + Bardic die): "Do you have a warrant?" — 00:31:29, 00:32:04; as Clark walks out, "Gorgug snorts like a pig" — 00:32:10; Porter later holds up a crystal video: "Is this you oinking at an officer of the law?" — 01:26:48
- Unplugs the stage connectors (tinker's tools 23) — 00:40:22
- Downtime: puts barbarian first; Athletics 18 for an A plus; shoves Porter, says "I think I hate you"; gets an A plus in barbarian class — 01:23:58, 01:24:34, 01:25:57, 01:28:29
- Artificer class: A plus (DC 10, 23), then fail (9), a C (18), a C (25 with Riz's help); Owlbears succeeds (18 + 8 = 26) — 01:30:42, 01:30:59, 01:31:28, 01:32:21, 01:33:38
- Gets "visions" of rage and artificer spells combined from Adaine: "I think there's a way for you to do spells when you're raging." — 01:25:19
S3 E11: A Very Merry Moonar Yulenear
- Insight on Henry Hopclap with disadvantage ("stress token"); notes Henry is Ruben's uncle — 01:08:46, 01:08:29
- Nat 20 Perception: finds one of Grix's motherboards in Henry's desk — 01:10:11, 01:10:59
- Asks the right question after Kristen's vision: "was that Cassandra reacting to her own name or the other god reacting to his wife's name?" — 00:31:15
- Offers the whale fall comparison — 00:31:55
- Restrains the glass shard at Ragh's lot: "You grab it in your hand and are able to restrain it." — 00:42:16
- Gives Fig the Mask of Beasts as his Secret Sylvan gift — 02:21:41
- Casts Warding Bond on Fig inside the briefcase; pulls out a Lantern of Revealing — 02:53:11, 02:56:41
- Frame card at episode end: Barbarian 6 / Artificer 6 — 02:52:40
- Parents Wilma and Digby visit him at the resort; he is "just on a balcony nearby, just looking out like, just clearly pissed off" — 01:34:50
S3 E13: Infernal Conflict
- Dex save 14 +4 (Guidance) = 18, thrown from a ramp by Bill — 00:50:59, 00:51:04
- Flash of Genius +3 on Adaine's Charisma save, 14 to 17 — 01:24:04
- Declines to hang out with Fabian and Bill: "I'm not gonna third wheel your dad hang." — 00:32:02; then agrees to ride Bill's buttered ramp: "You know what, let's do it." — 00:33:30
- Punches Fabian in the head at Fabian's request — 00:56:51; later apologizes — 01:29:33
- Helped clean the butter off the ramp earlier in the season — 00:32:57
S3 E14: Dawn of Justice
- Gets A+ in barbarian and artificer; the barbificer subclass is "formally unlocked" — 00:30:44. Wears a Batman-style vest of gadgets with Cloaca's brain in it — 00:31:08. Scanner is a bonus-action battle gadget reading resistances, immunities, vulnerabilities, condition immunities or creature type — 00:31:54.
- Primal Focus: cannot cast spells while raging but can concentrate on them and drop rage as a free action — 00:32:57.
- Quits the Owlbears: "I don't really care about Owlbears" — 00:40:30. Learns Cure Wounds — 00:42:34.
- Gorgug's grudge against Mary Ann: "She beat the shit outta me!" — 00:25:54.
- Cloaca "is in your heart now" (not present at the exam) — 01:27:01.
- Has "the hardest academic workload this year" from two earlier nat 20s on academic tracks; gets two 100% stamps for the exam — 01:36:28.
S3 E15: The Last Stand
- Stamps passed exams with the pass stamp; two uses spent on the Essay and on Mathematics — 00:03:58, 01:03:10.
- Rages, throws and swings the Heavy Metal Axe; crits repeatedly; keeps the purple worm prone and finally beheads it — 02:13:14.
- Survives two full turns of the purple worm's attacks — 01:59:14.
- Uses Absorb Elements, Hologram Displacement, Flash of Genius (offered to Fig) — 00:50:51, 01:56:53, 00:50:31.
S3 E17: The Name
- Spends downtime with Wilma and Digby on the van; sealed Night Yorb on the roof — 00:09:23
- Texts Fig the idea "Harness the darkness?" for a track — 00:10:48
- Gets praise from Henry, and an apology from Porter, after evaluations — 00:11:12, 00:11:44
- Cracks the private Rat Grinders server with a tinkerer's tool check — 02:50:33
S3 E18: Rock the Boat
- Ate the Heart of the Vulture King — 00:08:46
- Cloud Rider Engine: tinkerer's tools check 27 (DC 20) with Sprak's Help restores it — 00:26:33–00:26:44; becomes helmsman (18 or 19) — 00:31:11
- Hurts himself but never goes down: Relentless Endurance leaves him at 1 hit point — 01:08:52; later dropped to 0 by a big blue dragon, healed to 70 by Kristen — 01:17:38, 01:17:59
- Rams dragons ("gas and ram"): 64 damage to a Huge dragon, 63 to the red dragon — 00:51:53, 01:25:27
- New "barbificer" feature Elemental Rage stores energy from damage taken (lightning) — 00:54:30
- Mentions "Fight Me in the Sky" and his drums — 00:29:09
S3 E19: Ragenarok (Part 1)
- Has a potion: "Makes my Strength 25." — 00:28:22. Rages going in; neck "has just gotten bigger" — 00:28:30. Casts/uses Haste and Fly, holding Concentration — 00:30:29, 01:23:35
- Hugs Unit; Unit kisses him and leaves in a Stetson: "Even cowgirls get the blues." — 00:09:34. Says the relationship lasted "Just the whole year." and "It was one-sided." — 00:10:41, 00:10:47
- Asks about moving into Seacaster Manor: "I'll take another dad." — 00:08:19
- Tells Porter when he asks about Fig: "Fig died." — 00:33:52; reacts to Wanda (Fig) saying she killed the grandmother; Oisín: "What?"; Gorgug: "Your grandmother's dead!" — 00:33:55, 00:34:01, 00:34:02
- Kills Oisín with three axe attacks (14, 15, and a natural-20 Frenzy attack) — 01:24:22, 01:24:57, 01:25:09; grapples Porter and slams him into a wall — 01:27:20, 01:27:36
- Takes 33 force from Porter twice, then drops; Mazey's Healing Word brings him to 8; goes down again — 01:28:27, 01:34:40, 01:45:03, 01:50:35, 01:53:07
- To Porter: "You're a fucking horrible teacher." — 01:35:10
- Hologram Displacement attempt fails — 01:53:02
S3 E20: Ragenarok (Part 2)
- Held unconscious in Porter's hands until Kristen's aura wakes him: "Fabian, maybe you hit him in the… Oh. Never mind." — 00:18:23
- Porter hits him for 32 force, two failed death saves — 00:21:23, 00:22:00
- Death save natural 20 at the start of his turn — 00:44:39; d4 3 makes allies arrive on 17 or higher — 00:45:03, 00:45:05
- Rage-shove with Fly: Jace takes 95 lava damage:
- Scanner on Porter: damage immunities fire and non-magical bludgeoning, piercing, slashing; resistance to all damage — 00:51:02
- Heavy Metal Axe (Returning) disarms the ballot bag: Athletics 18 on the die vs Porter 26; bag goes to Adaine — 00:49:28–00:50:23
- Dex save 19 plus d8 = 24; takes 29 force; falls — 01:31:24, 01:31:34, 01:31:50
- Rages and hits Porter 29 and 21; damage 17 plus 22 = 39 — 01:36:56, 01:37:08
- Flashbang: "Hey, don't be blinded by rage." — 01:46:32
- Realm: remembers Porter refusing to let him take other classes; now says "at the end of the day, it's mine" — 01:57:36
- Epilogue: Wilma and Digby "get the Hangvan working" — 02:48:10
- Epilogue gifts to Fig: a bass effects pedal he made, and a bench — 02:46:06, 02:47:17; he was not a virgin — 02:47:56
"What even is art?" — 00:48:03
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