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Fabian Seacaster
Fabian Aramais Seacaster is a half-elf student at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy and the son of the famous adventurer William Seacaster E1·00:03:01. He calls himself a fencer by trade who can also glassblow and is good at calligraphy E1·00:03:01. He is six foot one, with white hair and lean muscle E1·00:04:08 E1·00:04:16. On the first day of school he walks up to Gorgug Thistlespring, the tallest student there, and punches him as hard as he can E1·00:53:26 E1·00:53:41. He then announces: "I'm Fabian Seacaster, son of Bill Seacaster and I'm here to be great." E1·00:54:10 When Dayne Blayde calls his father a pirate, Fabian corrects him that Bill Seacaster is a privateer E1·01:25:21.
Fabian starts the season by punching Gorgug Thistlespring on the first day and declaring himself Bill Seacaster's son E1·00:53:41 E1·00:54:10. At the Bloodrush tryout he outruns the seniors, but Coach Daybreak tells him he is not on the team, and Fabian blurts out that his father paid the coach E1·01:27:28 E1·01:31:04 E1·01:31:17. In the fight with the corn ooze he is swallowed and bursts back out E2·00:53:40 E2·01:02:49. On the highway he kills several of Johnny Spells' greasers and finishes Johnny Spells himself with Action Surge and his hand crossbow E4·00:54:28 E4·01:00:25. He then claims Johnny's motorcycle: "I have finished off your former master and now you belong to me." E4·01:08:50 To get into The Black Pit he lies to the bouncer that he is 23 E5·01:30:18.
In the monster fight at The Black Pit he grabs Riz Gukgak off a table E6·00:55:26, and afterwards his mother Hallariel Seacaster greets him as "my little baby" E6·01:03:42. Bill Seacaster shows him the motorcycle in the garage as The Hangman E7·00:17:16, and at the factory Fabian's natural 20 in the final pull helps drive Crush into the acid E8·01:19:30. On the Bloodrush field he fights Coach Daybreak, the man who kept him off the team, and slits his throat from the back of The Hangman E10·00:13:29 E10·01:13:13. The party then votes him captain of the team E11·01:01:56, he reveals that he sent everyone the locker gifts E11·01:16:21, and at the Hudol party Aelwyn Abernant grabs him and kisses him, and he kisses her back just as hard E11·01:40:17 E11·01:40:22. In the elemental fight at that party he drives The Hangman through the house into the pool and finally grapples Aelwyn on the roof E12·01:13:30 E12·01:52:42.
Fabian tells his father that he killed the coach of the Owlbears E13·01:10:24. In the arcade he wins a racing game with The Hangman on a natural 20 E14·01:21:56 E14·01:28:41. Jailed with the party, he fights Bill in the cell and knocks him unconscious E15·00:35:24 E15·00:37:39. At Seacaster Manor a Harvestman in a tux takes one of his eyes, and he finds Bill dying E15·01:45:25. Fabian takes Bill's eye patch and drives his sword into his father's heart, and Bill approves: "That's the way you do it, boy!" E15·01:51:49 E15·01:51:55. He shatters Bill's message palimpsest so that Bill's legend is preserved E15·01:52:51. At prom he kills Penelope Everpetal with a hand crossbow bolt and later leaps onto Kalvaxus's head and stabs the dragon in the eye E16·01:34:24 E16·01:46:36 E16·01:52:36. In the last fight he slits open the dragon's chest, and afterwards he cuts off Dayne's hand and pockets it E17·00:34:55 E17·00:55:06 E17·00:55:14. In Hell he learns from Bill that his mother is "the greatest fencer that's ever lived" E17·01:05:25. The season leaves him the undisputed captain of the Owlbears, planning a summer rescue of Aelwyn Abernant, who is held by the state in Fallinel E17·01:12:24 E17·01:14:16 E17·01:18:16.
Fabian Aramais Seacaster begins season 2 in a letter jacket and eye patch, rides The Hangman and carries the sword of the Seacasters S2E1·00:26:58. He is putting together a crew to clear his father's debt and save his beloved S2E1·00:01:17. He suggests Cathilda as a hireling, and in Leviathan he leads by trading on his father's name and tells pirates that he killed his father and took his eye patch and sword S2E1·02:11:30 S2E5·00:05:00 S2E5·00:10:24 S2E5·00:10:37.
Welcomed by Bill's warlocks as his envoy, he admits he came of his own free will and tells the story of killing his father S2E6·00:23:39 S2E6·00:27:55 S2E6·00:28:19. He leads an ambush, fights Whitclaw, and then retreats ashamed, saying he does not deserve kippers S2E6·00:36:05 S2E6·00:46:03 S2E6·01:34:06. He gets pneumonia, and the Hangman is destroyed S2E6·02:24:43 S2E7·00:43:06. He confesses the night's events, loses his Champion class features, and stands with his crew against Whitclaw S2E7·01:35:10 S2E8·00:07:52 S2E7·02:03:22. At Kei Lumennura he meets his grandfather Telemaine, whose reply to Fabian's human blood is that he will one day die S2E9·00:10:28 S2E9·00:13:46. Telemaine says he has sent word to the eyesmiths of the far mountains to craft an eye for him, he dances all night, and a mote of fire descends into his chest S2E9·01:43:40 S2E10·01:46:28 S2E10·00:45:14. Telemaine tells him he danced with his mother, and Fabian says he has never danced before and it feels right S2E10·02:15:50 S2E10·02:15:56.
He reunites with his mother Hallariel and confesses that he got over twenty people killed at Leviathan S2E11·00:17:07 S2E11·01:11:51. He chooses the elven sword Fandrangor for now, puts on his father's eyepatch, and pets the Hangman like a dog S2E11·01:19:33 S2E11·01:55:25 S2E11·02:22:40. He is a bard who gives Bardic Inspiration, wields Fandrangor, and uses the elven sheet in battle S2E14·02:16:04 S2E15·01:59:06 S2E17·01:52:18. Bill greets him aboard the ship as his darling boy S2E14·02:23:56. He wins the opposed Intimidate roll over Johnny with the eye patch, throws Penelope off the ship, and declares that toxic masculinity is dead S2E15·00:22:23 S2E15·02:01:46 S2E15·01:08:00. Bill gives him the helm of the Goldenrod S2E15·02:16:12.
In the forest he is possessed and attacks Gorgug twice S2E17·01:46:12 S2E17·01:47:26. His fear is being helpless; he becomes invisible and inaudible to the others, then offers himself to Chungledown Bim and the rat to save his friends S2E18·01:03:20 S2E18·01:04:32 S2E18·01:56:52. In the finale he recognizes the hellhound as the Hangman, gives away all his money, and skewers the wood elf elder through the head S2E20·00:18:11 S2E20·00:39:19 S2E20·01:32:19. He protects Gorgug from the treant, saying he has lost one friend and that is too many S2E20·02:02:54. He catches Riz with the sheet and swaddles him S2E20·02:41:15 S2E20·02:43:03. He ends the epilogue with Aelwyn, telling her he killed his dad S2E20·04:45:32.
Fabian Seacaster opens the junior year as captain of the Aguefort Owlbears, dressed all in black with a topknot, wielding the elven battle silk and the sword Fandrangor and riding the Hangman S3E1·00:13:44 S3E1·00:14:07. His card reads Fighter 6 and Bard 4, and he is infatuated with the mirror Ecaf, who flees when the fight ends, leaving him devastated S3E1·00:14:21 S3E1·00:16:42 S3E2·01:18:49. Adaine puts Ecaf in her pocket, and Brennan later counts "Ecaf died" among the lies Fig is living S3E2·01:38:33 S3E7·00:02:11. Hallariel tells him he has turned 18, and he says his parents gave him a business card about his trust because he turned 18; the trust holds 20 million gold pieces, of which about 5,000 a month is released to him S3E2·01:44:14 S3E4·00:21:11 S3E4·00:23:35 S3E4·00:24:11. Hallariel and Gilear leave on a trip as newlyweds while he tears home on the Hangman S3E2·01:43:54 S3E2·01:40:26. He gets Terpsichore's paperwork to multiclass as a dance bard and Ms. Jones signs it, though he is told he will still do 75 percent of the fighting track S3E3·01:17:16 S3E4·00:57:48 S3E4·00:57:41. He wants to be a "Maximum legend", and chooses the party over Owlbears practice to throw it S3E4·01:54:26 S3E4·02:27:07.
At the party at Seacaster Manor he serves "bad baby milk", turns down Mazey's Twister invitation to stay with Ivy, and picks up the nemesis Gertie Bladeshield S3E6·00:08:08 S3E6·00:11:30 S3E6·01:09:46 S3E6·01:27:08. He gets a gilded Maximum Legend tattoo on either side of his neck and later shows the healed neck tattoo off S3E10·01:59:41 S3E11·01:24:35. At the festival he leaps from the stage and destroys Grix, and he eats rotting organs and a vulture tongue to speak to animals S3E9·00:28:25 S3E9·00:44:15. He receives the Pipes of the Sewers and gives Adaine the Ear Worm S3E11·02:14:15 S3E11·02:16:33.
When his father Bill Seacaster returns, Fabian greets him with "Papa!" and gets a solid gold Maximum Legend tattoo that makes him immune to curses attached to gold, including Dragon Madness S3E13·00:15:13 S3E13·00:29:55 S3E13·00:30:09. He wins the dance-off and becomes the Oracle of Dance, a sub-oracle of the Elven Oracle, and agrees to hold Bakur's Soul Gem S3E13·01:33:43 S3E13·01:30:31. At the exam he commands three rat swarms with the Pipes of the Sewers and lops off three hydra heads in one turn with "pure dance", while his motorcycle becomes the Hangman hellhound S3E14·01:30:22 S3E14·02:02:15 S3E14·01:58:29. In his essay he names himself the son of Bill Seacaster, "privateer, not pirate" S3E15·00:28:01. In downtime he has a cute date with Mazey that ends in a kiss goodnight at her door, and he approaches Gertie with a white flag and disarms her in a duel S3E16·01:15:32 S3E16·01:15:43 S3E16·01:16:41 S3E16·01:18:04.
He throws the election-night birthday party at the manor as a funnel from a voting booth to the bad baby milk, attaches the Talon of the Vulture King to Fandrangor, and gathers votes with Persuasion, reaching 305 of about 500 S3E17·00:02:03 S3E18·00:10:58 S3E18·00:08:34 S3E18·01:21:24. Eugenia Shadow's spectral tattoo gun gives him a ghost tattoo, a present from Fig S3E18·00:23:45. In the final fights Seacaster Manor lands within sight of the gymnasium, he plays the pipes to release the rats of Rat World, and he becomes a spectral flying ghost to go after Ivy, who goes down S3E19·00:08:44 S3E19·00:29:56 S3E19·00:49:27 S3E19·00:51:53. At the party he calls himself "fucking 17" and Adaine wishes him happy birthday S3E19·01:55:08 S3E19·01:55:11. Finger of Death drops him S3E19·01:21:31.
In the last fight he throws Bakur's gem into the lava, and his death save and break check free Bakur S3E20·00:06:29 S3E20·01:05:25. While down he opens the mirrors that bring Squeem, then flies to Mazey, dispels her shatter-star and kisses her S3E20·01:08:27 S3E20·01:11:14 S3E20·01:14:38. His Divine Intervention succeeds S3E20·01:49:00. In the realm of rage he is reconciled with Bill: "But maybe we can have both." S3E20·02:08:56 Kristen is elected student body president, and Oisín and Ivy come back looking bashful S3E20·02:24:04 S3E20·02:26:57. The season leaves him with Mazey as his girlfriend, a mother announcing a baby, and a new nemesis alert named Faeth on his phone, flagged by Alston, whom Fabian calls Josh S3E20·02:38:19 S3E20·02:39:23 S3E20·02:40:16. His card at the end of the season reads Fighter 6 and Bard 8 S3E20·00:05:36.
Character sheet — season 1
Season 1 sheet of Fabian Seacaster (played by Lou Wilson). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.
Skills
- Acrobatics: +8 E14·00:39:06+7 E8·00:24:47 E8·00:25:28+6 E2·00:14:29—
- Athletics: +5 E10·01:05:27—
Features
- Fencer, glassblower, calligrapher — "I'm a fencer by trade, I also know how to glass blow and I'm quite good at calligraphy." E1·00:03:01
- Hit die d10 — Brennan names his hit die on a short rest as a d10. E2·00:02:33
- Second Wind — Heals d10 plus his level: rolled 10, plus level 1, 11. E2·00:40:02 E2·00:40:11
- Language: Halfling — Reads a Halfling message in the prayer chain: "Oh, I do." E3·00:46:46
- Action Surge — First used to fire his hand crossbow twice at Johnny Spells. E4·00:59:25
- Calligraphy proficiency — "I'm also proficient in calligraphy." E5·00:53:24
- Languages: Halfling, Elvish — "I speak Halfling as well as Elvish." E7·00:14:44
- Fey Ancestry — Immune to the Sleep spell through his mother's elven blood. E8·00:30:14
- Extra Attack — "And you have your extra attack ability as well." E10·00:13:51
- Second Wind — At level 6: "Second Wind, I'm six, level six, so then plus 13." (13 is the total regained). E12·00:55:01
- Sentinel (feat) — Reaction attack on a creature that attacks someone within five feet of him; first used in FH_12. E12·00:30:38 E12·00:32:51
- Lucky — Rerolls a natural 1: "I am lucky, I would like to roll again." E15·01:47:26
- Lost eye — The Harvestman in the tux slices out his eye; he later wears Bill's eye patch over it. E15·01:45:25 E15·01:52:51
Spells
- Mending — Cantrip he can cast through the Hangman wax gift once the gifts become magic items. E11·00:40:17
Items
- Owlbears letter jacket — Red and white Aguefort letter jacket from Bill. E1·00:06:56
- Rapier — His rapier, with a basket hilt. E2·00:33:26 E2·00:41:30
- Hand crossbow — First used against Johnny Spells' greasers. E4·00:02:52
- Johnny Spells' motorcycle — Bound hell beast that drives itself; Brennan: "Write “motorcycle” in your inventory, dude!" E4·01:09:13
- Johnny Spells' motorcycle — Plans with Bill to make the bike his own: crossbones, red paint, and the name of Bill's ship, the Hangman. E5·01:06:17 E5·01:06:28 E5·01:06:47
- The Hangman (motorcycle) — Bill shows him the finished bike in the garage: red and white skull-and-crossbones motorcycle (the former Johnny Spells' bike). E7·00:17:16
- Tin of car wax for the Hangman — Gift found for the Hangman. E9·01:19:14
- Daybreak's whistle — Taken from Coach Daybreak's body. E10·01:14:26
- Tin of car wax for the Hangman — The wax now works as a Mending cantrip he can cast. E11·00:40:17
- Aelwyn's handcuffs — Taken from Aelwyn's room. E13·00:14:34 E14·01:32:38
- Talking computer — A wall in his room lights up and greets him. E13·00:37:45
- Model of the Harpy — Adaine gives him the model (effigy) of the Harpy. E13·01:07:15 E13·00:16:15
- The Hangman (motorcycle) — Brennan gives the bike a speed of 90. E14·01:21:00
- Ultimate Ninja Sword (Sword of Shadows) — Snatched from the arcade prize case; placard: Ultimate Ninja Sword. E14·00:10:04
- Ultimate Ninja Sword (Sword of Shadows) — Identified as the Sword of Shadows, a black short sword Fabian already grabbed. E15·00:09:02 E15·00:09:27
- Ultimate Ninja Sword (Sword of Shadows) — lost — passed to Riz: "The Sword of Shadows that I got from Fabian" E15·00:46:17
- Bill's eye patch — Bill takes off his eye patch and hands it to him. E15·01:51:45
- Sword of the Seacaster — Bill's magical saber, caught as Bill dies; a basket hilt wrapped gilded sword. E15·01:52:23 E15·01:52:51
- Sneakers of Dunking — Brennan: "you do have Sneakers of Dunking". E16·00:56:30
- Ruby necklace — Ruby necklace around Penelope's neck; he snatches the ruby. E16·00:30:00 E16·01:13:06
- Dayne's hand — Cuts off Dayne's hand and pockets it. E17·00:55:14
Character sheet — season 2
Season 2 sheet of Fabian Seacaster (played by Lou Wilson). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.
Skills
- Acrobatics: +13 S2E20·02:40:17+8 S2E10·00:40:40—
Saving throws
- Dexterity: +7 S2E6·01:25:34—
Features
- Action Surge — Fabian takes Action Surge for four attacks. S2E2b·00:16:06
- Sentinel — Feat: on a hit the target's speed becomes zero. S2E3a·00:51:35
- Second Wind — Heals 7 + 8 = 15. S2E6·01:06:03
- Lost Champion subclass and class features — Fabian elects to lose the Champion subclass and all class features, keeping proficiency bonus and hit points. S2E8·00:07:52
- Fire mote in his chest — After embracing a fire elemental a mote of fire rests in his chest. S2E10·00:45:14
- Bardic Inspiration — Fabian gives Bardic Inspiration to Riz. S2E12·01:18:40
- Bardic Inspiration d6 — Gives Bardic Inspiration as a d6 to Gorgug. S2E13·00:26:05
- Trip Attack — Maneuver: adds 1d8 to a hit with Fandrangor. S2E15·00:55:27
- Riposte — Maneuver: Riposte attack, 7 + 9 damage. S2E15·01:07:01
- Defensive Flourish — Adds a Bardic die to AC and the attack. S2E15·00:56:47
- Mobile Flourish — Adds Bardic die to damage and pushes the target; College of Swords. S2E15·01:40:47
- Goading Attack — Maneuver: Wisdom save DC 17, the target has disadvantage unless it attacks Fabian. S2E20·03:28:23
Spells
- Heroism — Cast on Kristen; at the start of each of his turns the target gains temporary hit points equal to his spellcasting modifier (plus three), i.e. three per turn, and is immune to being frightened. S2E17·00:23:41
- Faerie Fire — Casts Faerie Fire in the direction of the hat; no creatures are revealed. S2E17·01:52:14 S2E17·01:52:44
- Faerie Fire — Casts Faerie Fire to light up Kalina. S2E20·03:05:39
Items
- The Hangman — Motorcycle; Fabian rides it. S2E1·00:26:58
- Letter jacket — Worn by Fabian. S2E1·00:26:58
- Sword of the Seacaster — Carried at Fabian's side. S2E1·00:26:58
- Eye patch — Worn by Fabian; his father's. S2E5·00:10:37
- Sword of the Seacaster — It belonged to Fabian's father; he took it off his body. S2E5·00:10:37
- The Hangman — lost: the motorcycle is destroyed. S2E7·00:43:06
- Hand crossbow — Fires a hand crossbow, attack bonus plus 8. S2E8·00:10:23
- Singing grape — Grape that sings and flies away when taken out of Kei Lumennura. S2E9·01:43:00
- Elven sheet — Silk sheet that douses fire. S2E10·00:31:24
- Fandrangor — Elven sword; Adaine plants it in front of Fabian and he picks it up. Telemaine: "Fandrangor, the Sword of the North Star. I made that a long time ago." S2E10·01:48:11 S2E10·01:48:58
- The Hangman — Repaired by Gorgug; the Hangman leaps on Fabian: "Master! Master, I am so sorry." S2E11·02:22:49
- Fandrangor — Plus two to attack and damage; finesse, one-handed, 1d8 piercing; burn a spell slot on a hit for 1d6 per level. S2E15·01:59:06
- Captain Bill's eye patch — Gives advantage on Intimidate and immunity to fear. S2E15·00:22:05 S2E15·01:11:55
- Sneakers of Dunking — Used for a jump. S2E15·01:39:22
- Gold — lost: gives away all his money. S2E20·00:39:19 S2E20·00:40:59
Character sheet — season 3
Season 3 sheet of Fabian Seacaster (played by Lou Wilson). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.
Skills
- Acrobatics: +13 S3E1·00:28:41—
Features
- Second Wind — Fabian uses Second Wind and rolls 16. S3E1·00:35:05
- Superiority dice and Trip attack — Fabian adds a superiority die to make an attack a trip attack. S3E1·01:19:42
- Fandrangor radiant damage — Burning a spell slot adds 2d6 radiant damage to a Fandrangor attack (a 2nd level slot here). S3E1·01:19:47
- Fear immunity — Fabian is immune to being frightened (Brennan rules on Lou's conditional and invites him to describe it). S3E1·01:39:12
- Protection — Uses his reaction for Protection to impose disadvantage on an attack against Fig. S3E2·00:15:12
- Bard multiclass paperwork — Fabian says he wants to multiclass; Terpsichore: "You already did." She gets the paperwork. S3E3·01:16:34 S3E3·01:17:16
- Bardic Inspiration — Lou asks to give Riz Bardic Inspiration (d6). S3E4·00:40:05 S3E4·01:18:47
- Ms. Jones signs the multiclass paperwork — Ms. Jones signs Fabian's bard paperwork; he is told he will still do 75% of the fighting track. S3E4·00:57:48
- Goading Attack — A Goading Attack: DC 17 Wisdom saving throw. S3E5·00:17:23
- Defensive Flourish — A Bardic die from a Defensive Flourish attack is added to his AC. S3E5·00:17:23
- Action Surge — Fabian takes Action Surge. S3E5·01:10:54
- Bardic Inspiration die d8 — Fabian's Bardic Inspiration is now a d8 instead of a d6. S3E8·01:16:44
- Gold curse immunity — The solid gold tattoo is magical: immune to any curses attached to gold, including Dragon Madness. S3E13·00:30:09
- Riposte — Fabian uses Riposte against a tendril. S3E15·00:29:50
- Charm immunity — Fabian has immunity to being Charmed. S3E15·01:09:46
- Second Wind d10 plus 6 — Second Wind rolls a d10 plus six. S3E15·01:42:29
- Ghost Step attunement — Fabian is attuned to his Ghost Step tattoo. S3E19·00:29:43
Spells
- Faerie Fire — Cast with the battle silk. S3E1·00:28:20
- Kinetic Jaunt — Cast on himself; Lou says it was the bonus action. S3E5·00:16:25 S3E5·00:21:08
- Feather Fall — Cast with his battle sheet. S3E8·01:28:54
- Pyrotechnics — Cast through the battle sheet using the smoke feature. S3E11·02:51:56
- Dispel Magic — Cast at 4th level as a touch spell on Mazey. S3E20·01:10:41
Items
- The Hangman — Fabian's infernal motorcycle; he has it ride out in front. S3E1·00:15:59
- Elven battle silk — Formerly the elven battle sheet; a longer cloth fluttering out of the window, used to cast spells. S3E1·00:14:07
- Fandrangor — Fabian's sword, the Sword of the Elven Kings. S3E1·01:19:21
- Hand crossbow — Fabian shoots it twice. S3E2·00:26:35
- Trust fund — Mr. Hughes: 20 million gold pieces in Fabian's trust. S3E4·00:23:35
- Maximum Legend neck tattoo — Fabian gets a gilded tattoo reading "Maximum Legend" on either side of his neck. S3E10·01:59:41
- Pipes of the Sewers — Pan pipes from Adaine; rats will not attack him unless he lets them, and they can be called. S3E11·02:14:15
- Ear Worm — Fabian gives it to Adaine in a golden box: 15 charges, Detect Thoughts and Dissonant Whispers. S3E11·02:16:33 S3E11·02:17:42
- Solid gold neck tattoo — A solid gold magical tattoo (gold-curse immunity). S3E13·00:29:55 S3E13·00:30:09
- Bakur's Soul Gem — Fabian holds it in his inventory. S3E13·01:30:31
- Talon of the Vulture King — Attached to Fandrangor. S3E18·00:08:34
- Ghost tattoo — A grandfather clock among wildflowers on the inside of his left forearm. S3E18·00:24:02
By episode
S1 E1: The Beginning Begins (Ep. 1)
- Half-elf, son of William Seacaster; fencer, glassblower, calligrapher — 00:03:01
- 6'1", white hair, lean muscle — 00:04:08, 00:04:16
- Brennan puts his age around 16: "You're like 16 and you are fully flatlining seniors." — 01:27:28
- Follows his father's advice to punch the biggest man at school: he punches Gorgug — 00:53:41
- Insists his father is a privateer, not a pirate — 01:25:21
- Dominates the tryout but runs the ball in himself instead of passing; Daybreak sends him to the showers and says he is not on the team — 01:30:52, 01:31:04; Fabian then blurts out the bribe and gets detention — 01:31:17, 01:31:36
"I'm a fencer by trade, I also know how to glass blow and I'm quite good at calligraphy." — 00:03:01
"I'm Fabian Seacaster, son of Bill Seacaster and I'm here to be great." — 00:54:10
"Buddy, you got a big mouth and no heart, you will never be an Owlbear." — 01:31:26 (Daybreak)
S1 E2: Clash of the Corn Cuties (Ep. 2)
- "I'm Fabian Seacaster, Bill Seacaster's son." — 00:00:09 (recap). Pirate music plays on his turns — 00:03:04, 00:41:20.
- Hit die d10 — 00:02:33; armor class 16 — 00:30:13; uses Second Wind (d10 + level) — 00:39:59.
- Rapier with a basket hilt — 00:41:30; wears a jacket and pants he cares about — 00:41:41–00:41:43.
- "I'm a runner, I'm not a jumper, okay!" — 00:04:10.
- His 14-damage thrust punctures something inside the ooze: "You feel yourself skewer something not of the same consistency." All the gremlins turn to look at him — 00:41:45.
- Lifted by gremlins and swallowed by the ooze ("You are engulfed.") — 00:53:40; "Help me!" — 00:57:13; bursts out — 01:02:49; pulls Riz out — 01:12:05.
- Drops to 0 at some point after 01:13:35 (death save asked at 01:16:03); stabilized by Riz's Medicine — 01:20:47.
- Calls Riz "The Ball" — 00:48:16.
S1 E3: Rise of the Dead Teens (Ep. 3)
- Swallowed by a corn monster in the fight: "I was swallowed by a corn monster." — 00:22:27
- Has twice as many detentions as Fig — 00:17:00
- Father is Bill Seacaster; Penelope knows him from the field: "You're that kid who, like, sliced it up on the field yesterday, right?" — 01:14:35
- Offers his father's place for Penelope's party: "My parents are always away and traveling" — 01:15:45
- Asks his father about the first time he watched someone die — 00:44:39
- Can read Halfling ("Oh, I do.") — 00:46:46
- "I'm an acrobat. I mean, I'm very flexible." — 01:41:47
- Orders a car for the gang — 01:39:25
- Jace: "I see magic potential in you." — 01:36:47
S1 E4: Street Race to the Death (Ep. 4)
- Hand crossbow into Spike Chain's throat (10 damage) — 00:03:11, 00:03:26
- Feels something at Fig's wink: "Oh, I feel feelings I've never felt before." — 00:12:30
- Takes 7 damage and is poisoned by the infernal "bullet burn" — 00:13:25, 00:14:37
- Kills the greaser on the car (Billy Hellmouth) with his sword — 00:32:19, 00:34:19
- Shoots the "Lil Slugger" greaser from his seat, using Bardic Inspiration — 00:42:00, 00:42:42
- Lands a three-point landing out of the flipping car — 00:52:11
- Kills Beer Bottle with his rapier — 00:54:28
- Kills Johnny Spells with Action Surge and his hand crossbow — 00:59:25, 01:00:25
- Claims Johnny's motorcycle (Animal Handling 19):
- Plans a new paint job for the bike (the skull stays); approves Fig's pirate-hat-on-the-skull idea — 01:10:33, 01:10:43
- Promises the halfling dad to buy a helmet — 01:15:35
"No, I'm not, I love my papa, all right?" — 00:32:39
"No I don't, all right. I don't say daddy, I say papa." — 00:54:59
"Another arrow. That's my boy." — 01:00:25 (Brennan's narration of the second shot; whose voice it is not said)
"I have finished off your former master and now you belong to me." — 01:08:50
S1 E5: The Pixie and the Mosh Pit (Ep. 5)
- (recap) Stands in the highway and takes Johnny's motorcycle — 00:00:15, 00:00:45
- Wants to give the palimpsest to the police — 00:10:02
- Rides the motorcycle to school; "It's a motorcycle that drives itself." — 01:04:14, 01:04:16
- Claims to Bill that he hit Johnny with his crossbow on the second shot (his own embellished account; the recap shows Johnny going over the handlebars) — 01:05:22, 00:00:22
- Wants to name the bike after his father's ship, the Hangman — 01:06:43, 01:06:47
- Snacks on kippers; does not know raisins or ants on a log — 01:13:42, 01:13:58
- Lies to the bouncer that he is 23 (Deception 18) — 01:30:18, 01:30:32; pays 75 — 01:32:30
S1 E6: Brawl at the Zombie Bar (Ep. 6)
- Acts first in combat — 00:02:43
- AC 18; four attacks (attackers unnamed) with disadvantage miss — 00:13:26, 00:13:29
- Action Surges to disengage, smashes through a window (Athletics 22), vaults the bar (Acrobatics 24) — 00:20:10, 00:20:49, 00:21:15
- Shoots DJ Brainzz with a hand crossbow for 6 — 00:46:03
- Takes 7 damage from a zombie, his first damage of the fight — 00:50:18
- Carries Riz out — 00:55:26
- Lives "right around the corner" in Seacaster Manor — 00:59:14, 01:01:23
- Calls his mother "mama"; Hallariel calls him "my little baby" — 01:01:56, 01:03:42
"We need to find everyone." — 00:03:06
S1 E7: The Graveyard of Good and Evil (Ep. 7)
- Tells Bill of his Black Pit run; credits Riz with most of the killing — 00:05:43
- Offers to be captain: "I'm his son, I'm his son, I can take, I could easily do it." — 00:16:32
- Receives the motorcycle Hangman from Bill — 00:17:16
- Speaks "Halfling as well as Elvish." — 00:14:44
- Offers Adaine a "45 gold piece gift card"; his clothes are "handmade in foreign lands" — 00:29:41, 00:29:51
- Mocks the others about the bank: "are you all so poor that you don't understand how banks work?" — 00:43:06
- Pays for the car to the factory — 01:20:54
- Hangman tells him Johnny Spells met Gorthalax at the factory — 01:17:42, 01:17:55
- "Yes, I'm the money." — 01:27:36
S1 E8: Havoc on the Half-Pipe (Ep. 8)
- Rides the Hangman (the motorcycle acts on his initiative) — 00:09:26
- His rapier "seems impervious" against the golem — 00:10:49; natural 20 Dexterity save; lands on the copper silo — 00:11:46, 00:13:06
- Immune to Sleep through fey ancestry (flashback) — 00:30:14
- Grapples Torek and drops her 40 feet — 00:44:26, 00:44:42
- Natural 1, falls 40 feet for 12 damage — 00:45:34, 00:45:44
- Uses Action Surge and Second Wind (9) — 01:01:17, 01:04:06; AC 19 — 01:05:01
- Natural 20 Athletics in the final pull that drives Crush into the acid — 01:19:30
- Reveals the bike is Johnny Spells' motorcycle ("you're literally on a stolen bike" — 01:09:57) — 01:27:54
"You worry about the dwarves! I'll take care of the golem." — 00:09:40
"Well, this is the most vicious I've ever been." — 00:44:48
"Well, I'm a very cool guy, and a very lame guy all at once." — 00:45:48
S1 E9: Dishing with a Demon (Ep. 9)
- Defends his father: "Well, no, he's not a pirate, he's a privateer." — 00:44:05
- Gasps at the mention of "this page" — 00:37:29
- Proposes Zayn tried to make Kristen the portal — 00:45:40
- Waits by his motorcycle with Gorgug flipping a coin — 01:11:38
- Gift: a little tin of car wax for the Hangman — 01:19:14
- "Mayhaps a paladin and a barbarian?" — 01:40:03
S1 E10: Battle of the Bloodrush Brethren (Ep. 10)
- Calls his motorcycle the Hangman: "Hangman, to the Bloodrush field, post haste." — 00:02:20
- Fights Daybreak, "the man who would not let me on the team" — 00:13:29
- Takes 18, 12, 17 and 8 damage from Daybreak — 00:04:57, 00:14:21, 00:29:34, 00:30:07
- Second Wind; "I'm back up to 42." — 00:29:16, 00:29:31; after Kristen's heal: "No, I'm at 47." — 00:38:14
- Grabs Riz and the ball and dunks them into the chest — 00:43:57
- Gives Daybreak the double middle finger: "What's good!" — 00:44:30; "Fuck you, dog!" — 00:44:40
- Rides the Hangman at Daybreak, knocks him prone, stabs him (Brennan: "run him over and stab him in the dick") — 00:57:16; drags him behind the bike — 01:05:50
- Slits Daybreak's throat — 01:13:13
- Considers cutting out Daybreak's heart: "That's something my father would do. It's a little too much." — 01:14:07
- Takes Daybreak's whistle — 01:14:26
- Daybreak gave him detention: "Yeah but he still gave me detention, all right?" — 01:17:06
"I should be on the Bloodrush team." — 00:41:51
"I don't have any heart? You stupid motherfucker!" — 01:06:31
"Funny thing about that. I might be taking yours." — 01:13:55
S1 E11: Cool Kids, Cold Case (Ep. 11)
- Tells Ragh about Jawbone: "He does a lot of drugs." — 00:15:31
- His Hangman wax now casts Mending — 00:40:17
- Madam Silvaine knows him and repaired his father's coat — 00:47:55, 00:48:13
- Gorthalax: the team is "mostly Fabian"; party votes him captain — 01:03:03, 01:01:56
- Punches Gorgug on a natural 20 attack — 01:09:53
- Jawbone notes he never came to his office; Fabian: "I watched you bite one of my friends." — 01:10:41
- (Lou) "taking steps toward becoming king of the school" — 01:14:59
- Reveals he sent everyone the gifts:
- Bill introduces him as "captain of the Aguefort Owlbears" — 01:28:01
- Aelwyn grabs his head and kisses him at the party; he answers "just as hard right back" (Lou); spins the death-spell bottle — 01:40:17, 01:40:22, 01:45:36
"It was I that got you all the gifts. It was me." — 01:16:21
S1 E12: The Sisterly Showdown (Ep. 12)
- Kissed Aelwyn (recap): "You just kissed Adaine's sister!" — 00:00:32
- AC 19 — 00:08:30; Sentinel feat, used for the first time — 00:30:38, 00:32:51
- Summons the Hangman by thought — 00:17:37; communicates with it "through my thought" — 01:17:21
- Frightened by the shadow elemental and flees on the Hangman, on fire — 00:46:17, 00:54:27
- Drives the Hangman through the house into the pool and fully douses himself, then finds nobody in the yard — 01:13:30, 01:13:35, 01:13:38; rides it up the stairs — 01:30:27
- Goes down to the slime (16) — 01:16:50; healed by Fig and Kristen — 01:26:33, 01:39:03
- Rams the fire elemental out of the window with the Hangman (17) — 01:43:09
- Speaks to the Hudol students in their language:
- Grapples Aelwyn on the roof — 01:52:42
"I did not run." — 01:13:58
"I was not scared. I needed, the Hangman had some business." — 01:14:00
"Members of the Hudol academy, there is a matter of great consequence happening upon the roof of this building." — 01:43:27
S1 E13: First Kisses and Last Words (Ep. 13)
- Asks to take Aelwyn's handcuffs and Brennan allows it; Riz says he hides them from Fabian, so their holder is not stated — 00:14:34, 00:14:37, 00:14:40
- Aelwyn licks her lips at him from the cruiser — 00:13:16; Fig: "Fabian made out with a hot girl tonight." — 00:30:06
- Has called his father a privateer in mixed company — 00:29:43
- His room: massive bed, a massive picture of his father over it — 00:34:20
- Favourite snack: kippers — 00:36:02
- Owns a talking computer — 00:37:45
- Tells his father he killed the coach of the Owlbears:
- Fabian, on his father: "I could never be ashamed of you, Papa." — 00:30:27
- To Gorgug about Zelda: "You cannot date this person." — 00:49:12; Adaine: "Who else is he gonna date?" — 00:49:16; Fabian: "All right, fair." — 00:49:17
- On his computer: "Nobody gets to just use my computer because you have a texting device." — 00:44:25
- Puts the theory together: "the ship can't be seen by divination. So, that's how it snuck by the oracle." — 01:36:07
"I killed the coach of the Owlbears, which, in a way, I don't know, makes me king of the Owlbears?" — 01:10:24
S1 E14: Arcade Ambush (Ep. 14)
- Smashes a prize case and takes the Ultimate Ninja Sword — 00:10:04
- Fails a Wisdom save on 2 and flees in terror — 00:27:28, 00:27:42
- Pulled into Antiope Jones's dance game; wins on the Box of Doom — 00:28:18, 00:39:08
- Takes 40 from ghosts while fleeing; calls The Hangman — 00:52:18, 00:52:31
- Rides in at speed 90, sucked into a racing game with The Hangman — 01:21:00, 01:21:56
- Wins with a natural 20; the arcade's coin machines spill gold — 01:28:41, 01:29:13
- Has handcuffs — 01:32:38
- Back from the video game, lies about ghosts out front:
- Reaches the front room and calms down; Brennan on the prizes: "It looks like they're prizes, that could be an illusion." — 01:06:54
"Guys, I was really hoping it was a fighting game." — 00:43:34
"Guys, we turned into real bullies." — 01:34:26
"The Ball, God!" — 01:34:01 (as Riz shoots a finger off)
"You shot off two of his fingers, The Ball, you have to live with that." — 01:37:33
"but I swear there were a bunch of ghosts out front, that I confronted them and dealt with them." — 01:29:43
S1 E15: Family in Flames (Ep. 15)
- Calls Bill from jail — 00:19:00
- Fights Bill in the cell; loses the grapple, then knocks him out with punches (26, 18, 26) — 00:35:24, 00:36:30–00:37:39
- The Hangman speaks in his head — 00:45:29; sent to assemble a crew, then to spy on Bill — 00:45:41, 00:51:32
- Kicks in Arthur Aguefort's enchanted door (Athletics 20) — 00:55:23, 00:55:37
- Rerolls a natural 1: "I am lucky, I would like to roll again." — 01:47:26
- Slaps the wine out of his mother's hand: "Get it together!" — 01:45:01
- Loses an eye to the Harvestman in the tux: "pulls your fucking eye right out of your head" — 01:45:25
- "Papa, I haven't had sex with anyone." — 01:50:09
- Takes Bill's eyepatch and drives his sword into his heart (Bill: "That's the way you do it, boy!"), leaps from the balcony, catches his father's sword — 01:51:49, 01:52:23
- Shatters Bill's message palimpsest to preserve his legend — 01:52:51
S1 E16: Prompocalypse (Ep. 16)
- (recap) Bill gives him his eye patch; Fabian drops his sword "deep into his heart" — 00:00:59, 00:01:03
- Spots Dayne with "a bandage around his left hand" (Perception 10 = DC) — 00:12:52
- Rides the Hangman, leaps off, hits Dayne for 11 — 00:12:21, 00:14:11
- Grapples Penelope off the Hangman (needed to beat 1), slashes her arm with the sword of the Seacasters — 00:31:14, 00:32:42
- Uses Sentinel on Dayne — 00:21:11
- Vaults off the drums (Athletics 21 vs DC 20), pulls down the balloons; Penelope's scepter shatters — 00:56:49, 00:56:54
- Commands the Hangman to follow his friends' instructions — 00:58:14
- Snatches the ruby from Penelope's neck (beat 7) — 01:12:58, 01:13:06; Second Wind behind the stage — 01:13:49
- Action Surge; kills Penelope with a hand crossbow bolt — 01:32:59, 01:34:24, 01:34:33
- Leaps onto Kalvaxus's wing and head (Athletics 19); stabs his eye (13 + 13) — 01:45:53, 01:46:36, 01:53:01
- Flung off into the wall ("3, 8, 13 points of damage" — total [?]); then takes 14, at 6; the only PC standing — 01:53:44, 01:55:08, 01:52:01
- Rescues Adaine on the Hangman behind the tables — 01:55:46
"The fight is on! Hoot growl!" — 00:13:22
S1 E17: Prompocalypse - Pt. 2 (Ep. 17)
- Stays on Kalvaxus' back (Dex save 26) — 00:29:21, 00:29:45
- Action Surge, four attacks; damage 11, 13, 11; slits open the dragon's chest; lands on the Hangman — 00:33:25, 00:34:45, 00:34:55
- Cuts off and pockets Dayne's hand — 00:55:06, 00:55:14
- Goes to Hell; watches his father turn Kalvaxus into a ship — 01:02:56, 01:04:29
- Learns his mother is "the greatest fencer that's ever lived" — 01:05:25
- Speaks to the gold-coin tornado — 01:11:26; "I didn't know you spoke tornado." / "I do." — 01:11:38, 01:11:39
- Undisputed captain of the Owlbears after Dayne's death — 01:12:24
- Plans to rescue a girl "held by the state in Fallinel" — 01:14:16: Aelwyn Abernant — 01:18:16
S2 E1: Sophomores Start
- Rides The Hangman; gets the dossier from Bud; "100 gold pieces" donation to the resistance — 00:27:25, 00:28:14
- Wears letter jacket, eye patch, "sword of the Seacaster" — 00:26:58
- Slaps down the dossier; Dexterity attack roll 13 beats Adaine's Mage Hand save 2 — 01:24:04, 01:24:32, 01:24:36
- Suggests Cathilda as a hireling — 02:11:30
- Insight 15 on Ragh: flicker of paranoia or fear — 01:59:50, 02:00:45
- Persuasion 21 on Torek (with Gorgug's help) — 02:02:08
- Dream: an engine under him, "falling astride The Hangman into nothingness" — 02:17:25
- Opening: "Currently in the midst of putting together a crew to go clear my father's debt, as well as save my beloved." — 00:01:17
S2 E3a: Havoc at the Hotel Cavalier (Part 1)
- Tells the Hangman not to come into the hotel: "here in Bastion City, we gotta play it cool." — 00:29:31
- Uses Gilear as a trampoline (Athletics, natural 20); attacks with "the sword of the Seacasters" — 00:48:35, 00:49:47
- Calls the Hangman to evacuate Gilear; springboards a second time and rolls a natural 1 — 01:15:07, 01:15:36
S2 E4: Heartache On the Celestine Sea
- Jumps in the water and swims out to sea while the van sails — 01:44:24, 01:46:40
- Investigation 18; sees his father Bill Seacaster's signature in the hotel book — 00:12:38, 00:13:12
- Says he could get the party into Leviathan: "my dad is like a big shot there. Or was a big shot before he, I killed him." — 00:16:26
- Check (type unclear) 2 — 01:55:01
- Plays rich at the restaurant: "These people are commoners, poor folk, who've just recently come into wealth." — 00:04:29
- On Leviathan: "It's honestly the coolest place in the whole world." — 00:16:07
- Tells the Hangman to ram the van, then narrows it: "Normal just kind of people having a hard time, they can stroll by." — 00:48:18, 00:48:57
- Refuses to call Gorgug "Skipper": "Absolutely not." and "He's not a captain, he's never even sailed a boat before." — 01:32:08, 01:36:29
"This is one of the best things about money." — 00:06:04
S2 E5: Leviathan Rock City
- Takes the lead in Leviathan: "Don't worry, my father has, his name will get us all the way here" — 00:05:00
- Tells the pirates he killed his father and took his eye patch and sword — 00:10:24, 00:10:37
- Kicks at Captain Whitclaw, rolls natural 1 — 01:13:27
- Asked whether he is related to the tiefling: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm an only child, alright?" — 00:28:20
- On Aelwyn: "Pretty hot, right? We're like a thing." — 02:05:53
- Slips away with a Stealth check, 22; climbs to Crow's Keep — 02:17:10, 02:18:49
- Draws "the sword of the Seacaster" when hooded figures approach — 02:30:19
"That's right. And I'm the one who did it." — 00:10:24
S2 E6: Pirate Brawl
- Welcomed by warlocks of his father's cult as Bill's envoy:
- Admits he came of his own free will: "I came here of my own free will." — 00:27:55
- Tells the story of killing his father; the warlocks are dismayed — 00:28:19, 00:30:52
- Admits: "I tried to kick him in the ball the other day and thank God Gorgug was there" (about Whitclaw) — 00:31:17
- Rallies them, takes the lead of an ambush; 00:36:05; Chungledown Bim asks "robes or no robes"; Fabian answers "No robes!" — 00:36:49, 00:36:54
- Fights Whitclaw in melee; stunned and grappled; freed by Repelling Blast; flees, hides behind warlocks — 00:46:03, 00:59:16, 01:05:16
- Offers payment: "I'll pay for anything, go, go. Unlimited money, I will pay for all your spells, go!" — 00:59:20
- Uses Action Surge and Second Wind (healed 7 + 8 = 15) — 00:45:39, 01:06:03
- Found hanging with "his head is probably about like seven feet up in the air", cocooned in underwear and ropes, blood dripping onto a puddle — 01:28:32
- Disengages and jumps for a rope in the half-ruined manor; falls — 01:21:30, 01:22:19
- Ashamed afterward: "No, Hangman. It's all bad." — 01:33:03; "I don't deserve kippers." — 01:34:06
- Takes off the Owlbears jersey and pockets his eye patch on land — 02:24:17
- Gets pneumonia (natural 1) — 02:24:43
"Captain Seacaster has seen fit to send his envoy, his son, Fabian Aramais Seacaster, to deliver us in our moment of doubt" — 00:23:39
S2 E7: The Friendship Section
- Poor Perception: nat 1, "you cannot see anything in this room because your eyes are turned only inward" — 00:20:48
- Says of the fire: "I was there, I'm the reason there's a fire there." — 00:08:35 (later shown to be a different fire: "that used to be the Ramble" — 01:33:11)
- Sick with pneumonia in the van — 00:06:51; "I'm not used to being sick, I'm so rich." — 00:43:42
- Destroys the Hangman (nat 1 on checking it; "The Hangman is fully gone") — 00:42:53, 00:43:06
- Nat 1 Constitution save while Cathilda sings: two levels of exhaustion, speed halved, disadvantage on skill checks — 00:48:35, 00:48:45, 00:48:59
- Confesses the previous night's events (see Relationships and World lore) — 01:35:10–01:38:56
- Not wearing his eye patch: Adaine asks "where is your sword, where is your eye patch?" — 01:34:13; later Adaine puts the eye patch on herself — 02:02:11
- Faces Whitclaw: "I'm not gonna stop you, me and my crew are gonna stop you." — 02:03:22
S2 E8: The Row and the Ruction
- Class features gone: "you have elected to lose the Champion subclass and in fact, all class features." — 00:07:52; keeps proficiency bonus and hit points — 00:08:35
- Two levels of exhaustion: movement halved, disadvantage on ability checks — 00:07:36–00:07:45
- Plays Chungledown Bim check (5, disadvantage), picks up the Sword of the Seacasters planted at his feet — 00:09:12–00:09:37
- Fires a hand crossbow at Whitclaw ("still plus 8, so 14") — 00:10:23
- Warding Bond with Kristen: damage splitting — 00:31:20
- Natural 1 on the Intelligence save: "Nat one." — 00:40:18; stays stunned most of the fight
- Armor class rises: "My AC is 20 by the way. It went up by one." — 00:59:50
- Talks to Cathilda about her not fighting:
- Gives Gilear 250 gold pieces — 02:22:27
- Says his mother's family is the Lomenelda — 02:25:09
"You got dressed to fight. You took off your maid outfit, and you get dressed to fight and then you just hung out with me." — 01:53:57
S2 E9: Fallinel
- Meets grandfather Telemaine; knows his mother as Hallariel — 00:10:28
- Is ill: "I have two levels of exhaustion and pneumonia." (Lou) — 00:53:59; Constitution save 8 — 00:54:14
- Is missing an eye ("It got cut out in a fight.") — 00:58:08; Telemaine arranges an eye from the eyesmiths — 01:43:40
- Rolls Acrobatics in the morning dance, "20, mod 20" (total unclear [?]) — 01:35:27
- Is given a grape that sings and flies away when taken out of Kei Lumennura — 01:43:00
- Hears from Telemaine that his human blood means "You will one day die"; says "I was just telling you what we were doing here and your response was that I'm gonna die?" — 00:13:46
- Accepts the eye: "I'll take an eye. Just don't, you promise me you won't turn into stardust and disappear." — 00:58:44
- Corrects Telemaine on the father line: "No. Gilear was the man who spo-" — 00:59:27
- Asks whether the eye will be here now; Telemaine: "I don't know, couple years, 100 years." — 01:43:57, 01:44:04
- Says the pylons are not defended against physical attack due to the elves' thoughts on violence — 01:58:49; "The goal's not to fight." — 02:01:03
S2 E10: The Dangerous Mind of Aelwyn Abernant
- Initiative 22; attacks the first elemental with the Sword of the Seacaster, which he "timidly" takes out; 25 hit for 11 — 00:23:08, 00:24:00, 00:24:11, 00:24:20
- Throws Riz ("I would like to toss The Ball") with Gorgug's help action; Athletics 22 — 00:19:23, 00:19:36
- Douses allies with an elven sheet; contact-juggling the burning sheet — 00:31:20, 00:35:51
- Third brazier: Acrobatics (Box of Doom, DC 20) 16/13, hit at 24; embraces the elemental in a tango dip and takes 22 fire damage, then 8 more from its kiss — 00:41:00, 00:41:48, 00:42:07, 00:43:46
- A mote of fire descends into his chest; "You got that fire in your belly now." — 00:45:14, 00:45:55
- Greets his grandfather Telemaine; dances all night; Telemaine tells him he danced "with your mother" in the glades — 01:46:28, 02:15:50
- Says "I can't stay here. I have to go with my friends." — 02:16:19
- Siobhan says she takes the sword and plants it in front of Fabian; Lou: "I pick it up." — 01:48:52, 01:48:58. Telemaine: "You wield it well, Fahbiahn Aramayahas Seacaster." — 01:49:01 [UNCLEAR whether Fabian keeps Fandrangor]
"I take it. I take it all." — 00:44:44
"I've never danced before. It feels so right. It is who I am." — 02:15:56
S2 E11: Revelations & Revivifications
- Danced all night, kissed a fire elemental (inhaled it, per his account) — 00:01:57, 01:14:16
- Reunites with mother Hallariel and grandfather Telemaine — 00:17:07, 00:21:56
- Confesses to his mother he got "a bunch of people killed. Over 20" at Leviathan — 01:11:51
- Tells Cathilda to go home and take care of his mother — 01:18:12
- Chooses the elven sword over his father's for now — 01:19:33
- Puts on his father's eyepatch — 01:55:25
- Tells Gorgug he will buy him an orange for repairing the Hangman: "It's a pirate thing." — 02:23:46
- Persuasion 18 on Garthy — 02:12:28
- Says he is sober now — 02:19:00
- Vehemently refuses to look for Chungledown Bim — 02:00:23
- Pets the Hangman like a dog; takes 5 damage when it first leaps on him — 02:22:40, 02:24:05
S2 E12: Crustaceans & Crushes
- Fabian still has the sheet and a sword called Fandrangor (new sword, new character art): "Fabian does still have the sheet with him, in addition to Fandrangor" — 00:39:36
- Eats kippers in a graceful flourish — 00:39:16
- Gives Riz Bardic Inspiration wrapped in the sheet: "I.. believe.. in you. Spring break!" — 01:18:35, 01:18:40
- Rides the Hangman to the Tinkerer's Hall — 01:51:27
- Worries about "a Butterfly Effect type thing" if they give people a crystal — 02:17:03
S2 E13: Hellbound
- Says he owns between 250 and 312 pairs of shoes; between 250 and 312 — 00:09:43; the "size five" comes from Murph's joke d6 ("Five, size fives." 00:10:16) repeated by Zac 00:10:19; Fabian later says "I'm a size... five and a half" 00:56:07
- Investigation natural 1 on the log book — 00:11:35
- Arcana 9 rubbing his sheet on the coins: "Suddenly you perceive... a pile of gold coins." (Brennan) — 00:15:02
- Gives Gorgug Bardic Inspiration (d6) — 00:26:05–00:26:08
- Asks whether the Hangman is a devil or a demon — 01:25:39
- Dex save 15; the Hangman's save has +20; he and Adaine are ejected — 01:30:11, 01:30:47
- Says his father is "sailing" and "thriving" — 01:55:54
- The Hangman offers to send word to Fabian's father; Fabian asks him to — 02:02:02, 02:02:45
S2 E14: Daddies & Demons
- Defends rich people keeping money; has islands "filled with money" per Adaine; leaves the argument — 00:49:36, 00:49:57, 00:50:17
- Sent word to Bill via the Hangman (see Hangman at 01:18:44)
- Is bard: gives Bardic Inspiration (d6) on Investigation; on Gorgug's flat Intelligence roll he is asked "Do you have any Bardic?" and answers "Of course he does" and "Spring break, I believe in you." — 02:21:10, 02:21:13 (no die result stated); "One day I'll be a d8." — 02:16:04, 02:16:08
- Is greeted by his father on the ship: "My darling boy!" — 02:23:56; Fabian: "Oh, Papa!" — 02:23:59
- Alistair attacks him; Fabian: "I've changed!" — 02:25:25
S2 E15: Blast From the Passed
- First reaction to Alistair: "Okay!" after "I'm gonna kill you!" — 00:07:18
- Says his father has "gone full demon" — 00:10:03
- Wears Captain Bill's eyepatch: advantage on Intimidate, immune to fear — 00:22:05, 01:11:55
- Wins the opposed Intimidate roll over Johnny (25 vs 11); the Hangman picks his side — 00:22:23–00:22:48
- "In the first combat since you've really embraced your new self" he wraps his blanket round Alistair's foot — 00:25:21
- Declares "Toxic masculinity is dead!" and "I dance now!" — 01:08:00, 01:08:05
- Wields the sword Fandrangor ("Sword of the North Star, Blade of the Elven Kings") — 01:59:06; Siobhan: "I gave Fabian that sword." — 01:59:33
- Uses Action Surge, Trip Attack, Defensive Flourish, Second Wind, Riposte, Mobile Flourish (College of Swords) — 00:55:14, 00:55:35, 00:56:47, 00:57:11, 01:06:54, 01:40:20
- Uses the "Sneakers of Dunking" for a jump — 01:39:22
- Kicks Penelope off the ship 01:41:48, kicks her off again after the crit 02:00:11, then spins her off for good — 02:01:46
- Is given the helm of the Goldenrod by Bill: "You are your own man. You've the helm of the Goldenrod." — 02:16:12
- Complains about the d8 of Twilit Sanctuary temporary hit points (jokes) — 00:31:44, 00:44:33
- Hit points: 91 to 16 at the start of round two — 00:51:20; 43 after Healing Word — 01:24:15; 23 after Cone of Cold — 01:31:30; 4 after Penelope's Firebolt — 01:51:37
- Gets "bird" 10 on a Dex save — 02:14:25
S2 E16: My Green Heaven
- Steers the ship (23 + 5 = 28) — 00:06:42
- Asks to ram the building — 00:08:54
- Knocked to 0 hit points — 00:11:51
- Hugs Bill — 01:24:18
- On Gilear: "there was a moment at the Hotel Cavalier where a bunch of demons ran past me to attack Gilear." — 01:26:36
- Hangman: "You're too important to me to bring you into the forest." — 02:15:06
- Gives Gorgug 1d6 Bardic Inspiration — 02:21:49
- Opens the stream: "What's up, I'm Fabian Seacaster and welcome to Shrimp Party!" — 02:08:56
S2 E17: The Forest of the Nightmare King
- Initiative 17: "17, bow wow." — 00:08:46
- Action Surges and dashes toward his friends — 00:10:21; calls The Hangman to bring Gilear to the entrance — 00:10:35
- Casts Heroism on Kristen: "Spring break, I believe in you!" — 00:23:35
- Is a Battlemaster; uses a "sheet" (an elven battle sheet) as a cloak — 00:33:46, 01:52:18
- Stands guard at the van — 00:41:55
- Gets possessed during the second-shift watch: sees a tricorn pirate hat, attacks Gorgug twice — 01:46:12, 01:47:26
- Immune to fear, so he keeps his mind as Kristen is killed — 02:29:37
S2 E18: Fearful Symmetry
- First to act (initiative 23); sees Kristen's death; "Kristen has been killed!" — 00:04:51, 00:05:38
- Smashes into the mirror at the chapel entrance (Dex save, "15, that's 14") — 00:09:11
- Wears his father's eye patch: "I take off my father's eye patch" — 00:31:02
- Fear: being helpless, unable to "jump, and dance, and stab my way through" — 01:03:20; becomes invisible and inaudible to the others — 01:04:32, 01:08:15
- Chased by Chungledown Bim; hides in a cave with a sexy rat; Perception "Dirty 20" — 01:28:59, 01:30:03
- Stops running, lies down and offers himself to Bim and the rat to save his friends — 01:56:52, 01:57:06; the ground opens and he falls — 01:57:37
- Nightmare Cathilda asks if his "new man" will be extraordinary; Fabian: "I'll be with the Bad Kids." — 01:59:16, 01:59:42
- Hugs Gorgug "harder than I've ever hugged anyone" — 02:00:40
S2 E19: Spring Break! I Believe In You! (Part 1)
- Ties his sheet around Gorgug's waist for the climb — 00:59:13; asks whom the arrows belong to (the DM answers "Sandra Lynn") — 01:04:38, 01:04:41. His bardic inspiration to Fig: "Spring break, I believe in you." — 01:56:10. Calls Gilear "the chosen one" — 01:58:33.
- Dexterity save to not look at Gilear: rolls disadvantage, flat 10 — 01:58:01.
S2 E20: Spring Break! I Believe In You! (Part 2)
- Insight check on the dog (mod 20): the hellhound is The Hangman — 00:18:11–00:18:25
- Gives away all his money to the Elmville Country Club and cries over throwing 1,000 gold pieces off a cliff — 00:39:19, 00:40:59
- Finds the last coin of the hoard — 00:41:21
- Initiative 23 — 00:54:53
- Fandrangor is his blade — 01:02:15; burns spell slots on it; uses Trip Attack (DC 17), Defensive Flourish, Goading Attack (DC 17), Riposte, Action Surge, Second Wind (14 HP) — 01:00:38, 01:33:00, 03:28:07, 01:29:02, 02:40:54, 02:07:09
- Kills the wood elf: "you skewer the elven elder through the head" — 01:32:19
- Protects Gorgug from the treant: "Spring break, I believe in you, I've lost one friend, that's too many." — 02:02:54
- Acrobatics DC 25 check, rolls 29, to catch Riz with the sheet — 02:41:15
- Faerie Fire on Kalina — 03:05:39
- Finishes the epilogue with Aelwyn: "I killed my dad." — 04:45:32
- Sees the hellhound and recognizes The Hangman; tells him the dog form "is cool as hell, you have lava coming out of your mouth" — 00:18:40
- Says Hangman, once healed, "I'm going to look way fucking cooler" riding it — 00:20:24
- Reads the staircase: asks whether the wood elf is near an edge; learns a fall is about 50 feet — 00:59:11–00:59:43
- Battle cry on Brennan's cue: "Spring break, you stupid motherfucker!" — 01:01:56
- Defensive Flourish raises his AC to 25 for the next round; later says his AC is now 23 — 01:33:00, 03:29:08
- The Hangman recharge: breath weapon 6d6 — 03:29:59
- Imposes disadvantage on a treant swing; the roll is a natural 1 — 02:28:38–02:28:41
- Gives up all money and then finds the last coin: "I cry a little bit. I throw 1,000 gold pieces just off a fucking cliff? Okay." — 00:40:59
- Calls Riz "The Ball" and swaddles him in the sheet after the rescue — 02:43:03
- Aelwyn's offer is accepted with relief that he has "my own beautiful, expensive bedroom in my mansion" — 04:45:59
- Messages The Hangman about his date — 04:46:19
S3 E1: Summer Scaries
- Captain of the Aguefort Owlbears and heir of Seacaster Manor; "jock turned dancer": topknot, all black, pointed toe — 00:13:44, 00:14:07
- Wields an elven battle silk (formerly "elven battle sheet") and the sword Fandrangor ("the Sword of the Elven Kings") — 00:14:07, 01:19:21
- Rides the Hangman, his infernal motorcycle — 00:06:45; card at 00:16:07
- Infatuated with Ecaf — 00:16:42
- Calls Riz "The Ball" — "I've told you before, The Ball. I don't like it. It's too mouthy." — 00:20:15
- Immune to being frightened: "If I'm immune to being frightened" — 01:39:12; Brennan links it to "your father's eyepatch" — 01:39:14
- Natural 1 on his leap, then survives under the van — 00:28:49, 00:31:13
- Uses Second Wind (16) — 00:35:05; healed by Fig's Healing Word — 00:51:29
- His father Bill Seacaster has "got a job in Cleveland" — 00:03:51
S3 E2: Summer Breakdown
- Takes Protection as a reaction to protect Fig — 00:15:12
- Falls under the Hangvan again after a failed Acrobatics (nat 1); Brennan counts it as the second time ("twice", including the fall before this episode), then a 25 gets him back onto the Hangman: "Fabian has jumped and gone under the Hangvan twice." — 00:24:51, 00:25:44
- Hand crossbow shots, Bless, superiority dice and a flourish ("the flourish lacks flourish") — 00:26:35, 01:00:42, 01:02:42
- Falls for Ecaf, a mirror; devastated when she flees — 01:18:49
- Turns 18 (birthday gifts, a trust opens) — 01:44:14, 01:44:33
- Ice cream: wants "a big bowl of ice cream" — 01:07:16; Basrar's — 01:07:23
- At home he asks pirates in barrels for variations on the birthday song — 01:50:09
"Today! Why today? I was gonna get some kisses. She said we'd be kissing!" — 01:18:49
S3 E3: Not All Who Wanda Are Lost
- Hungry, in yesterday's clothes: housekeeper Cathilda "is in Leviathan" and Gilear and his mother are on a cruise — 00:31:15
- Captain of the bloodrush team (Owlbears) — 00:42:58, 01:19:04
- Gets Terpsichore's blessing and paperwork to multiclass into dance bard (needs Ms. Jones, the fighting master, to sign) — 01:20:32
- Flirty exchange with Mazey (Badidas, party house, swaps numbers) — 00:50:43, 00:53:27
- Still "not over Ecaf" — 01:04:14
- Tells Terpsichore "Today I've only eaten a trash bag sandwich." — 01:19:26; she answers "you gotta take rest and hydration seriously. This is not gonna be a year of partying for you." — 01:20:01; Fabian: "I'm gonna do a lot less partying." — 01:21:13
S3 E4: Under Pressure
- 18 years old; has a trust (see Mr. Hughes) — 00:23:35.
- Wants maximum-legend party status: "Maximum legend." — 01:54:26
- Gets Ms. Jones's signature on his bard MCAT — 00:57:48. Told he will still do 75 % of the fighting track — 00:57:41.
- Gives a rambling bloodrush speech and is "Cap": "Cap, you wanna say a couple words to the squad?" — 01:16:46
- Chooses the party over Owlbears practice: "Fabian chooses the party over the Owlbears." — 02:27:07
- Hosts: "I'm gonna throw this fucking party!" — 02:39:10
- Invites everyone: "Everyone's invited, even the fucking freshmen." — 01:54:30
- Trust terms from Mr. Hughes: "you have 20 million gold pieces in your trust." — 00:23:35; "about 5,000 gold pieces is released to you every month." — 00:24:11; early cash-out releases 2 million right away; of the other 18 million, five percent goes to the bank ("so five percent of that would go to the bank") — 00:24:56, 00:25:11.
- Graduating on the allowance would yield roughly 9.6 or 9.7 million, the other 10 going to nemeses — 00:25:34.
- Mortgage and expenses: "With the mortgage paid off on your house." — 00:27:58; the estate covers everything else — 00:28:02.
- Nemesis Alert costs "240 gold pieces a month" — 00:28:20; he later takes the free trial — 00:31:49; the only alert is "a “real sonuvabitch” from Duggan McCann" — 00:31:59.
- Home: food is delivered ("So 100% of your meals will be delivered.") — 01:36:56; "We have one refrigerator just for milks" — 01:36:05.
- Party plan: asks Mazey for the best time; "Friday night, first week." — 01:54:28. Wants to beat the legend of Jem Peppercorn: "I'm trying to smash Jem Peppercorn's legend out of the sky." — 02:08:16.
- Fake ID: he asks Gorgug for one; the ID reads: "It says I'm 35, which I kinda like." — 02:10:09
S3 E5: Mall Madness
- Casts Kinetic Jaunt; Goading Attack DC 17 Wisdom; Defensive Flourish; AC 25 for the round — 00:17:00–00:19:42
- Worried about the party starting at 9:30 (clock shows about 10:12) — 00:15:49–00:15:53
- Asks the Hangman whether everyone got inside; the Hangman has "begun a rumor that you're going to make a grand entrance" — 01:09:23, 01:09:28
- Shatters a badly hurt shatter-star with a 15-damage hit — 01:10:11, 01:10:29
- Gives Fig Bardic Inspiration (1d6) before the jump — 01:55:49, 01:56:39
- Orders the Hangman to drive through the doors of Seacaster Manor and find Ragh — 00:16:10–00:16:16
- Climbs the astral clock and sees "Old Fabian" — 01:13:08
- Pep-talks the wizards of the mall; Persuasion 11 fails — 01:13:56, 01:14:30
- Announces Kristen as the new president at the party — 01:55:56
"I never got to be a maximum legend..." — 01:13:34
S3 E6: Party Politics
- Hosts the party at Seacaster Manor; fills cups with "bad baby milk" (milk and vodka) — 00:08:08, 00:11:30.
- His room is full of clothes ("a five day cycle of clothes come off, bed, floor") — 00:41:37.
- Told to romance Ivy: "Can we dispatch you for a romantic quest?" (Fig) — 00:58:59; earlier, answering Ivy's remark about his ping-pong table, he says "Fuck you" — 00:31:55; is later interrupted with Ivy — 01:14:43.
- Chooses Ivy/snuff over Mazey's Twister invitation; his friends see the choice "for what it is" — 01:09:46.
- Fights Gertie: resists disarm (20), trip attack 27/28; gets "Nemesis alert. New nemesis detected." — 01:26:16, 01:26:35, 01:27:08.
- His phone has a nemesis list: "Gertie Bladeshield and Chungledown Bim" — 01:27:19.
- Takes photos of sleepers on request of Jawbone — 01:21:56.
S3 E9: Vulture Clash
- Spear-leaps from the stage: attack 18 on the die for 29, 36 total damage destroys Grix — 00:27:02, 00:28:00, 00:28:25
- Spends a 3rd-level spell slot (3d6) on the landed hit, as a Goading attack (1d8) with a Bardic Flourish (1d8), slashing: "it'll be a 3rd level spell for 3d6, it'll be a Goading attack for 1d8, and it'll be another d8 for Bardic Flourish." — 00:27:26
- Before the strike he looks at Ruben: "I'm actually a huge fan." — 00:28:14
- Eats the rotting organs and the vulture tongue to speak to animals; talks to a rat — 00:44:15, 00:46:59
- Persuades Spot, rolling 19 + 8 = 27, then adds a Bardic die for 30 — 00:50:41, 00:50:59
- Makes the anonymous call as "David" — 01:14:58
- "I'm unbelievably wealthy." Offers a relaxation activity (nurses, spa) in downtime — 01:21:21; the plan includes "getting a bunch of nurses to come over to my house and administer B12 shots" — 01:21:50
S3 E11: A Very Merry Moonar Yulenear
- Fabian's class incident: another student quit after Fabian's "cool dance" — 00:19:08; teacher bragged about it (00:42:51); Fabian has a new neck tattoo that reads Maximum Legend (Kristen: "He's a maximum legend." — 01:24:35); Adaine notes "The second M is peeling off a little bit." — 01:24:45
- Always on 'do not disturb': "Sorry, I just checked my texts." — 00:23:58
- Nemesis: Gertie Bladeshield — 00:43:13, 01:00:08
- Gives Adaine the Ear Worm — 02:16:33
- Plays the Pipes of the Sewers: rats appear and do a can-can — 02:15:00, 02:15:06
- Casts Pyrotechnics (smoke) over the Hallow to block moonbeams — 02:52:08
- Insight 8 on Tracker: DM answers "She can't get back in." — 02:51:12, 02:51:25, 02:51:32
- Takes a group selfie, sends it to Mazey, then puts the phone in airplane mode; Fig and Gorgug destroy it and Gorgug Mends it — 02:23:21, 02:24:01, 02:24:14
S3 E13: Infernal Conflict
- Meets Bill again: "Papa!" — 00:15:13; gets a solid gold "Maximum Legend" neck tattoo — 00:29:55
- Adds nemeses to his list: "Two." — 00:27:36; one is Kristen's girlfriend per Kristen — 00:27:38
- Attempts the bank-grab on Mr. Hughes using Bill's technique — 00:23:44, 00:37:08
- Performs surgery on Lydia (Medicine DC 20, double natural 1) — 01:28:35, 01:28:46
- Wins the dance-off (Performance 23, counted as his bard class track, "A+ in bard class!" — 01:33:01, 01:33:05), becoming "the Oracle of Dance, a sub-oracle of the Elven Oracle" — 01:33:43
- Downtime: popularity Performance 18, bard class 23 (A+), Owlbears 27, fighter class Acrobatics 32 (A+) — 01:32:31, 01:33:01, 01:35:11, 01:35:36
- Dreads Gilear and Hallariel's "news" and says he'll "give him a vasectomy" in joke — 00:56:44, 00:58:31
- Holds Bakur's Soul Gem: "Yeah, I'll hold onto Bakur's Soul Gem." — 01:30:31
"You are immune to any curses attached to gold, including Dragon Madness." — 00:30:09
S3 E14: Dawn of Justice
- Reacts to Gorgug leaving Owlbears with a towel-slapping routine; cries at the slap — 00:42:14–00:42:32.
- Hosts lo-fi study hours at Seacaster Manor — 00:22:39.
- Uses the Pipes of the Sewer at the exam to command three rat swarms (Charisma 23); must keep playing them — 01:30:22–01:31:08.
- Takes three hydra heads off in one turn with a "pure dance" fighting style; one head remains and the Hangman's fire breath finishes it — 02:02:15–02:03:44. Rides a motorcycle, which becomes the Hangman hellhound — 01:26:44, 01:58:29.
S3 E15: The Last Stand
- His essay, read aloud in character, names his father: "I, Fabian Seacaster, son of the great Bill Seacaster, privateer, not pirate…" — 00:28:01.
- Has immunity to being Charmed and looks the umber hulk in the eye anyway — 01:09:46.
- Goading Attack, Defensive Flourish and Riposte are used from his Bardic and fighter features; out of Trip attack uses ("I'm out of those.") — 00:26:20, 00:29:50, 01:11:29.
- The Hangman (hellhound possessed by the Hangman) fights alongside; breath weapon recharges at 02:05:44. Hangman speaks: "Unhand my master, you crawling, quivering crustacean!" — 01:42:03.
S3 E17: The Name
- Throws birthday party/election night at Seacaster Manor; Mazey proposed it — 00:02:03
- Offers fried rice of different ages ("Can go anywhere from 10 days to 3.") — 00:16:41
- Plays panpipes to call rats — 01:13:56
S3 E18: Rock the Boat
- Set the party up as a "funnel": voting booth first, then bad baby milk; banner "Happy birthday, me" and "congratulations, President Applebees" — 00:10:58, 00:11:18
- Has the Talon of the Vulture King attached to Fandrangor and drinks the Liver in his bad baby milk — 00:08:34, 00:08:38
- Uses Persuasion (advantage as most popular kid) to gather votes: 130 → 200 → 305 of ~500 — 00:23:06, 00:47:14, 01:21:24
- Gets a ghost tattoo from Eugenia's spectral gun ("From Fig") — 00:23:45–00:24:56
- Kills a small dragon at a window from his motorcycle, using Fandrangor and spell slots — 00:48:08–00:49:07
- Bardic Inspiration for Gorgug: "Don't fucking crash my parents' boat" — 01:22:54
- Is horrified when K2 may be pregnant and the table implies he fathered it — 01:47:26, 01:50:29
"While you guys were fighting Porter, I was at Party Village getting supplies." — 00:12:23
S3 E19: Ragenarok (Part 1)
- Seacaster Manor is flown to the school: "We can't put it back in the hole." — 00:04:46
- Tells Mazey: "I mean, I've been through a lot, but I'm glad you're here with me." — 00:11:03
- Attuned to the Ghost Step tattoo after catching the little ghost: "I'm now attuned to my Ghost Step Tattoo." — 00:29:43
- Plays the pipes to release the rats of Rat World: "Fuck it! I'm playing the pipes." — 00:29:56
- Rides the Hangman with Mazey and the vote bag — 00:30:52
- Jumps off, becomes a spectral flying ghost, kills Ivy: "You had your chance to live and now I'm gonna skin you alive." — 00:52:00. Uses Action Surge, Trip and Goading attacks, Defensive Flourish (AC 26) — 00:50:15, 00:50:44, 00:51:07
- Shoots Oisín with the hand crossbow — 00:53:28
- Knocked prone by Porter (24 force) and later dropped by Finger of Death (necrotic) — 00:56:44, 01:21:31
- Turns 17: "And I'm fucking 17 and maximum—" — 01:55:08
- Porter misses him for the first time — 01:49:51
S3 E20: Ragenarok (Part 2)
- Gem toss: he whispers to Bakur that the man wants to unmake his deity and her champion is fighting with all her heart — 00:05:53
- Throws the gem into lava: "I could also throw it against the ground, but it seemed cooler to throw it into the lava." (Lou) — 00:06:29
- Kinetic Jaunt (no attacks of opportunity), then Mirror Image resolves; Athletics 13 plus Bardic 10 = 23 to shove Jace 4 — 00:09:10, 00:09:13, 00:10:28, 00:10:48
- Knocked down by Porter (Strength save 14, 25 force damage) — 00:21:12, 00:21:13
- Reminds Mazey of her job: "Mazey, we need to get the ballots into the box!" — 00:09:10
- Down and dying: death save 17 keeps him up; break check 14 frees Bakur — 01:05:09, 01:05:25
- While down, an ally check of 18 opens mirrors; he thinks of Mazey, Dispels, Greater Restorations, Ragh, Jawbone; Squeem comes through — 01:07:19, 01:07:47, 01:08:27
- Flies to Mazey, touch-casts 4th level Dispel Magic: shatter-star destroyed; Second Wind as a bonus action — 01:10:41, 01:11:14, 01:11:24
- Commands the Hangman to grapple Mary Ann: "Hangman, hold down the little one, the strawberry one!" — 01:11:39
- Kisses Mazey; Charisma save 18 — shatter-stars repelled — 01:14:38, 01:14:45
- Takes 16 lightning from the last Jace (Dex 13, 15 with Bless) and goes down — 01:36:06, 01:36:12, 01:36:19
- Unconscious, rolls a natural 20 ally check: "All I have to do is be dead, and I can roll anything." — 01:41:11
- Divine Intervention: first d100 shows 0, then 8 — success — 01:48:49, 01:49:00
- Realm: remembers Bill's talk of writing his name on the world, Kristen slapping him, the tattoo and the title Maximum Legend, and the weight of Bill's expectations — 02:05:57
- Epilogue: calls Uncle Ray (a tornado) to put the house back — 02:36:07; his mother announces a baby — 02:39:23; a nemesis alert named Faeth appears on his phone — 02:40:16
"You should help!" — 00:05:53
"I don't want to cause him harm. I just want him to understand." — 02:07:47
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