Blast From the Passed

0:00:00 Fantasy High: Sophomore Year Emily Axford as Fig Faeth; Zac Oyama as Gorgug Thistlespring; Siobhan Thompson as Adaine Abernant; Lou Wilson as Fabian Seacaster; Ally Beardsley as Kristen Applebees; and Brian “Murph” Murphy as Riz Gukgak Episode 15: Blast from the Passed < [Previous Episode] | [Next Episode] >

0:00:00 Brennan: Hello one and all and welcome back to, "Dimension 20 Live" presents, "Fantasy High Sophomore Year". I'm your humble dungeon master, Brennan Lee Mulligan. With me, as always, our intrepid heroes. Say ‘hi’, intrepid heroes.

0:00:12 Players: Hi, intrepid heroes.

0:00:14 Brennan: Oh gang, [stammering] If you're tuning in live, you tuned in for a fun one. First of all, some news gang. Tomorrow, the trailer for season 5 of "Dimension 20" featuring our intrepid heroes themselves, will premiere at 1:00 P.M. eastern time. Follow "Dimension 20" on YouTube, ring that bell so you can get that notification when that bad boy goes live. This, I'm not gonna lie, this trailer alone is gonna knock you on your ass, okay?

0:00:31 Lou: Wow.

0:00:48 Brennan: Then the season to come [whooping]. "Dimension 20" is also on Instagram under the handle @Dimension20show. Check that out for a bunch of hot memes.

0:01:01 Lou: Oh we got memes?

0:01:01 Brennan: We got memes, mate.

0:01:02 Siobhan: Memes for days, baby.

0:01:02 Brennan: Speaking of memes, we now have a new limited release shirt, 'Being gay, when you're here you're family'. Players laugh

0:01:11 Brennan: Which is which you can get with a very familiar logo but not legally familiar, available.

0:01:18 Emily: [laughing] From a person named Kristen Applebees.

0:01:20 Brennan: For a limited time, if you use the code 'breadsticks', you can get an Ayda Aguefort sticker for free when buying that shirt.

0:01:24 Lou: Whoa.

0:01:25 Emily: Ooh!

0:01:26 Ally: Wow, wait this is all making me think of something...

0:01:30 Lou: Breadsticks?

0:01:30 Siobhan: Yeah, I’m pretty hungry right now.

0:01:31 Brennan: We've made references to a character that Wretchrot AKA Baby the Imp looks like and we've made references to slogans for maybe large brands but the important thing is, they're all legally distinct.

0:01:44 Siobhan: It's live, baby, nobody can stop us. [flashes a peace sign and sticks out her tongue right at the camera]

0:01:49 Brennan: Also, Tiny Heist is complete, the last side quest. You can binge that whole series now. So you can jump on Dropout TV. Brennan points to Lou offscreen.

0:01:55 Lou: Do they have a fun-- I like how you did point on me when I raised my hand. Do they have a fun name? I know that we're the intrepid heroes, then there's the vile villains, what are they?

0:02:03 Brennan: They're the tiny thieves.

0:02:05 Siobhan: Pretty cute.

0:02:06 Brennan: Which is alphabetically alliterative.

0:02:07 Zac: Thiny thieves?

0:02:08 Emily: Thiny thieves!

0:02:08 Lou: Thiny thieves.

0:02:08 Brennan: Thiny thieves, exactly.

0:02:12 Siobhan: If we were in 16th century London, it would be alliterative.

0:02:16 Brennan: Hey, and that's the--

0:02:16 Siobhan: [grinning wryly, with her finger on her noise] Because language changes.

0:02:17 Murph: That's the best kind of alliterative.

0:02:19 Brennan: That's the best kind.

0:02:19 Ally: Thiny thieves.

0:02:21 Brennan: Guys--

0:02:21 Lou: [exaggerated British accent] Tiny thieves. Players laugh.

0:02:25 Brennan: Last we left off, our intrepid heroes, [menacing voice] they were in the skies of Avernus, the first layer of hell! [fire sounds] We return now to the deck of the Goldenrod, AKA the body of Kalvaxus, big spoilers for season one— What are you doing watching this show if you haven't seen season one of "Fantasy High"? Players laugh.

0:02:52 Brennan: Spoiler alert, our Bad Kids here, a group of teen adventurers from the Aguefort Adventuring Academy, have gone on their spring break of sophomore year for their big year project to return the crown of the Nightmare King. They are at the borders of the forest when all of a sudden, some shenanigans happen and some of the party has to go to hell to resolve some legal disputes having to do with Fig, the party's bard, and her devil dad, Gorthalax the Insatiable and his abandoned fiefdom the Bottomless Pit in hell. Our party has just rejoined on the deck of the ship but the father of Fabian Aramais Seacaster— Lou gestures dramatically. Players laugh

0:03:29 Brennan: --The archdevil, Captain Bill Seacaster and his rebel armada of dragon carcass ships fly through the skies of hell as Ayda Aguefort, the new [wiggling his fingers] flame of one Figueroth Faeth—

0:03:37 Ally: Oooh!

0:03:46 Zac: [facetiously] What?!

0:03:46 Brennan: [facetiously] What? --has also come here to attempt to flood hell, rescue Fig. The party is reunited and, you now are conducting a daring raid to smash through to the second level of hell to rescue Riz's captured father, Pok Gukgak, who he saw in an interaction with the Shadow Cat, being trapped by devils on the second level of hell. TL;DR, pirate devil dad and friends meet up using a Plane Shift spell to rescue Riz's dad from interrogation and also maybe flood hell and start a war with all the devils.

0:04:24 Zac: Got it. Players laugh.

0:04:25 Brennan: Woo! There's a lot of plot in this one. Moments before, our crew from the edge of Sylvaire Plane Shifts. Just to, again, paint the picture of where we are in space, right? The Goldenrod, which is the transmogrified body of— Lou claps a flying insect out of the air.

0:04:46 Siobhan: You get it?

0:04:47 Lou: Yeah.

0:04:48 Siobhan: Nice.

0:04:48 Lou: I got it, sorry.

0:04:49 Brennan: --Of the big bad from season one, Kalvaxus, with the deck of a ship built into him, a bunch of cinder zombie pirates all over him, his wings spread, he's flying through the skies of hell. Blasted red rock beneath you and a roiling sky of fire above you. At the helm, at the back of the ship, at the wheel, is Captain Bill Seacaster, an enormous devil: burning ember eye, an insignia of flames, skull and crossbow floating over his head, giant weird third arm with a like, a devil bone hook on the end of it, laughing uproariously at the helm. On the deck with him are not only his cinder zombies, but also Riz, Fig, Gilear and the Hangman along with Wretchrot, your personal valet, as the newly minted archdevil.

0:05:38 Emily: I've got a staff.

0:05:40 Brennan: You were all lifted up out of the Bottomless Pit on ropes that like, basically yanked you up on rope ladders from this rescue from Bill, you guys lit that beacon. You also see tons of crates and boxes coming up out of the Bottomless Pit that Bill's pirates, on his other ships, have just yoinked, and this ship as well, have just yoinked a bunch of stuff out of the Bottomless Pit treasure, books, weaponry, you know, doing their pirate thing. And a bunch of that is coming onto the ship as well. As that happens, your friends arrive. You also saw Alistair Ash, the pirate and formerly living warlock of Bill Seacaster who is now an intern on the Goldenrod. Emily laughs. Lou groans, his face in his hands.

0:06:28 Brennan: The rest of our intrepid heroes, Kristen Applebees, Fabian Aramais Seacaster, Adaine Abernant and Gorgug Thistlespring all arrive as well with Sandra Lynn, her griffin Baxter in tow, Ayda Aguefort Plane Shifting, Ragh Barkrock, Tracker O'Shaughnessy and I think that's actually everybody.

0:06:46 Zac: You've been talking for so long. Players laugh.

0:06:50 Brennan: This battle is gonna be-- Don't try to hold this battle in your head. Just, for those at home, just picture gunshots firing from the sky, explosions, and absolute chaos 'cause that's what the PC's are seeing. As you guys [zooming sound effect] arrive on the deck of the ship, Alistair Ash confronts you. Your father calls out to you,

0:07:11 Bill: My darling boy!

0:07:15 Fabian: Papa!

0:07:16 Brennan: Alistair goes,

0:07:16 Alistair: I'm gonna kill you!

0:07:18 Fabian: Okay! Players laugh.

0:07:21 Brennan: Leaps to charge at you, and you see behind you in the sky, rising up from the ground are fleets of these insane iron zeppelins, these like, devil craft, that are coming after the flying ships that are Bill's armadas. So he now has dozens of ships in his armada and these devil crafts are coming after him. You also see these huge, almost like ground to air missiles that are just these spinning pentagrams of fire that are hitting Bill's other ships and as they land, the pentagram glows and a bunch of devils appear like teleportation on the ships--

0:07:40 Emily: Ah.

0:07:50 Ally: Woah.

0:08:00 Brennan: -- as these teleportation missiles, begin to fire on the armada.

0:08:04 Emily: Seems like a fun way to travel .

0:08:05 Lou: Wow,

0:08:05 Zac: Let's be nice.

0:08:07 Lou: [grinning] It's going down.

0:08:08 Brennan: It is fully going down. Bill calls out and says,

0:08:10 Bill: [shouting] Rebel armada, follow your flagship to the iron city of Dis and all the devils of hell laid waste. We're rescuing—  [normally] Your dad's name, boy?

0:08:21 Riz: Pok, Guk—

0:08:21 Bill: [shouting] Pok Gukgak! Players laugh.

0:08:25 Fabian: Riz, we're saving your father?

0:08:26 Riz: Yeah!

0:08:26 Fabian: Incredible.

0:08:27 Riz: [laughing] We forgot to fill you in. He's in hell, I don't entirely know why. Alistair slashes wildly at Fabian.

0:08:32 Fabian: Get off of me.

0:08:34 Alistair: I'm gonna fucking kill you. Chungledown Bim's gonna shit in your mouth.

0:08:37 Fabian: No, no, no he is not! Players laugh.

0:08:39 Brennan: You see that, we're gonna enter initiative. As all this chaos erupts, you see that Gilear Faeth looks around and goes,

0:08:47 Gilear: [panicked] Captain Seacaster, my name is Gilear Faeth. Is there a safe place to hide?

0:08:52 Brennan: And you see Captain Seacaster goes,

0:08:55 Bill: [laughs] For the honorless dog that fucked my wife, no.

0:08:55 Brennan: Boom, and shoots Gilear in the chest. Zac laughs and then claps a hand over his mouth. All players look stunned. Ally, Emily, Siobhan: [simultaneously] What?!

0:09:04 Emily: Um, no! Can I—

0:09:06 Fabian: Papa!

0:09:08 Brennan: For 24 points of damage--

0:09:10 Fabian: Papa!

0:09:10 Emily: Can I cast Shield?

0:09:11 Zac: He’s fully dead!

0:09:11 Emily: Can I jump in the way and cast Shield?

0:09:14 Brennan: We're gonna begin initiative with Bill Seacaster steering the ship.

0:09:16 Zac: Oh god damn it.

0:09:17 Brennan: Blasting Gilear Faeth in the chest, Gilear Faeth is fully dead.

0:09:19 Zac: Wait, what is his health total?

0:09:20 Fig: Is that what you wanted to see, Fabian?

0:09:22 Fabian: No, not at all!

0:09:24 Zac: [hopefully] Did Gilear level up with us?

0:09:26 Brennan: No. Players titter.

0:09:28 Brennan: No, he most certainly did not.

0:09:28 Siobhan: That doesn't seem fair. He should be at least level five.

0:09:29 Emily: [through gritted teeth] Gilear!

0:09:30 Lou: Oh my fucking god.

0:09:30 Brennan: Level five, no.

0:09:32 Zac: He’s fully dead?

0:09:33 Fig: I just want to say to everyone, this is my problem, so I'm sorry I can't be of help but I'm probably gonna have to save Gilear.

0:09:41 Fabian: That's, that's fine.

0:09:41 Gorgug: How?

0:09:42 Brennan: As you see—

0:09:43 Fig: I don't know.

0:09:43 Brennan: That Bill just laughs madly-- Bill laughs madly

0:09:49 Brennan: --as Gilear collapses with a giant hole in his abdomen.

0:09:53 Emily: Is he fully dead? Onscreen is Bill Seacaster’s character card. His subtitle is “Archdevil & Captain of the Goldenrod.” He has really, really high stats.

0:09:54 Brennan: Full dead, he took 20 plus points of damage.

0:09:57 Riz: You can't just kill Gilear, Captain Seacaster!

0:10:00 Bill: Why? Fabian killed me and no one's mad about that.

0:10:03 Fabian: All right, nobody, Papa, it's just, you've clearly gone full demon and that's fine.

0:10:09 Brennan: You guys—

0:10:09 Zac: Do you have Revivify?

0:10:11 Emily: Does anyone have Revivify?

0:10:11 Fig: Gilear, Gilear! Group laughs.

0:10:17 Brennan: [laughing] You guys, you guys see Bill's pirates get to work. There are about 10 pirates on the deck with you that are like, hoisting sails. You see that they begin to load cannons on the deck of the ship; they are loading cannons with golden reliquaries, holy books, holy water. You see that one of them opens a gold sarcophagus with the mummified body of a saint and just jams the saint's skull into one of the cannons.

0:10:42 Fabian: Wow, my father is, I liked my papa before. This is actually a little bit much. Group laughs.

0:10:50 Fabian: You know, I've grown a lot.

0:10:50 Gorgug: A little?

0:10:53 Fabian: They were jamming a full body into a cannon?

0:10:56 Brennan: They're jamming the body of a dead saint into a cannon.

0:10:59 Fabian: Oh, papa.

0:11:01 Riz: [whining] Fabian, weird stuff is happening. I know you're in a fight right now, but he killed Gilear.

0:11:07 Brennan: Next up in the initiative order hold on one second.

0:11:12 Lou: I'm sorry, that was his turn or Gilear's turn?

0:11:14 Brennan: That was, no, that was—

0:11:14 Murph: Gilear will never have a turn again.

0:11:15 Brennan: --Captain Seacaster's turn.

0:11:17 Zac: Gilear's turn was being shot in the chest to death.

0:11:20 Emily: [squealing] Gilear!

0:11:20 Murph: It actually may be better that his body is just dead on the ship so that he doesn't, like, fall off.

0:11:25 Zac: How long do we have?

0:11:26 Emily: Do not metagame with my freaking dad! Group laughs.

0:11:30 Brennan: This also, because this environment is so hostile, there will also be lair actions. If one of you would kindly roll a d20 to see how bad the lair action is—

0:11:39 Murph: You got it. [rolls]

0:11:39 Brennan: You want a high number.

0:11:40 Murph: Fuck!

0:11:41 Emily: Why would you do— Players erupt into loud chatter and accusations.

0:11:41 Ally: [yelling, gestures angrily at the die] Why? Brennan laughs. Zac tosses a pencil at Murph.

0:11:48 Murph: [shouting] Statistically I have just as good a chance of rolling good as any of you!

0:11:54 Emily: Why did we not have— Lou rolls.

0:11:55 Murph: Oh that's it, that's what you get! Multiple players start rolling.

0:11:57 Murph: That's what you get, that's not good either, that's fine. That's, average.

0:11:59 Ally: Fine, I'll roll.

0:12:03 Brennan: Okay! I’m gonna need—

0:12:03 Emily: Why?! Why did you throw your hat in the ring before anyone else even processed what was going on?

0:12:11 Brennan: I'm gonna need--

0:12:11 Siobhan: [imitating Murph] ‘I'll do it, I'll do it!’

0:12:13 Lou: And in my head, you acted so fast I was like, of course, Murph’s the one.

0:12:20 Brennan: I'm gonna need everybody here to roll a Dexterity saving throw, if you would be so kind.

0:12:25 Zac: I do it with advantage?

0:12:26 Brennan: Yes you do.

0:12:28 Emily: [pained] I don't even know what I do anymore, I can't believe you just shot Gilear!

0:12:31 Zac: Nat 20!

0:12:31 Brennan: Nat 20.

0:12:33 Ally: No way.

0:12:33 Siobhan: 16.

0:12:35 Murph: 16 as well.

0:12:35 Lou: 12. Ally rolls, then laughs and holds up one finger.

0:12:38 Ally: I’ve got minus three to it.

0:12:41 Brennan: Cool, did anybody here, so you [pointing at Emily] beat an 18 right?

0:12:42 Emily: 21!

0:12:43 Siobhan: You [pointing at Ally] got a minus four?

0:12:44 Brennan: Did anyone else beat an 18?

0:12:46 Zac: My other score did but I got a—

0:12:49 Brennan: Got you, okay.

0:12:50 Siobhan: [laughing] You suck, dude.

0:12:50 Ally: You suck.

0:12:51 Emily: [laughing] ‘My other score, though--’

0:12:52 Brennan: Everyone: Adaine, Fabian, Kristen and Riz, you take 11 points of bludgeoning damage and five points of fire damage.

0:13:01 Siobhan: Dang! So 16 damage?

0:13:03 Brennan: 16 damage. Gorgug, you take 11, sorry, you take five halved to two points of bludgeoning damage, and five points of fire damage.

0:13:15 Zac: Seven.

0:13:15 Brennan: You take no fire damage Fig, but do take five points of bludgeoning damage.

0:13:20 Emily: Okay.

0:13:21 Fabian: As Bill goes,

0:13:21 Bill: [laughing] Why are you all so mad? I'll bring him back as a devil on me crew!

0:13:28 Fig: [hopefully] Wait, you're gonna bring him back?

0:13:30 Bill: As a devil on me crew.

0:13:32 Gorgug: But he wants to go—

0:13:33 Fig: I don’t think that—

0:13:34 Brennan: You see he says,

0:13:34 Bill: All right, we're going into the sky!

0:13:37 Brennan: And he turns the ship upside down. The barrel roll sends barrels and crates scattering across the deck and explodes. That's where the fire and bludgeoning damage comes from, so you all have to flatten yourselves to avoid the chaos and maelstrom of fire on the deck. And the ship begins to go directly at, like entering at a 45 degree angle into the fiery sky above. That is going to be Alistair Ash's turn. Emily laughs.

0:14:00 Siobhan: Oh good.

0:14:01 Lou: He's weak, all right? He's like a child.

0:14:04 Zac: Let us do something. Players laugh.

0:14:08 Brennan: What? For the record, nobody last week, when they rolled initiative, rolled over a 10.

0:14:11 Ally: That’s true.

0:14:12 Brennan: Oh sorry--

0:14:13 Siobhan: I did!

0:14:14 Brennan: Oh yeah, we had a 14 and like, a 12.

0:14:16 Siobhan: I got 11.

0:14:16 Brennan: And 11, that's right. Okay and that is going to be Alistair Ash's turn. Alistair is going to leap at Fabian Seacaster, make some attacks here. Hold on one sec.

0:14:30 Fabian: Alistair, can we talk about this?

0:14:32 Alistair: No, there's nothing to talk about! You abandoned me! I believed in you!

0:14:35 Fabian: I will do a whole, like, revolution, I'm a new man. Players laugh.

0:14:41 Brennan: That is, he gets one hit and Fabian, you take seven points of slashing damage and two points of fire damage Alistair yells and slashes wildly.

0:14:53 Brennan: As he reaches out,

0:14:54 Alistair: I'm gonna kill you and then I'm gonna eat your brain, see how you like it.

0:14:58 Fabian: I'm sorry, he ate your brain?

0:14:59 Alistair: Yes!

0:15:00 Brennan: You see, Alistair, the back of his skull is just fully missing like a cracked egg and there's this roiling fire. His eyes have also rotted out so you just see fire in the empty socket of his skull.

0:15:12 Fig: So this is what Gilear would look like if you brought him back?

0:15:16 Brennan: You see that Bill, he just says,

0:15:18 Bill: [laughing] Lass, I did a pretty good job on Alistair, they're mostly not like that.

0:15:22 Brennan: And you see a cinder zombie next to you with no jaw, just goes [moans]. Players laugh.

0:15:27 Emily: [laughing] Someone bring Gilear back!

0:15:30 Brennan: You see— Y'all went to hell!

0:15:30 Murph: We're mostly just kicking our own asses at this point.

0:15:37 Brennan: Sandra Lynn looks at you and goes, and says,

0:15:40 Sandra Lynn: [panicked] Should I help you, should I kill your father? He just killed Gilear.

0:15:46 Fabian: Don't kill, okay one, I'm more worried about you getting killed. [stammering] let's not attack my father, he'll kill all of us.

0:15:56 Fig: Do you promise that he won't kill anyone else of our friends?

0:15:59 Fabian: I mean, I think it makes sense, I'm not gonna defend his logic, but why he killed Gilear, at least we can see the path there. Players laugh.

0:16:04 Fabian: I feel like him killing us--

0:16:06 Gorgug: [wailing] Is your dad gonna kill me?

0:16:07 Fabian: [shouting] I don't think so! Get off of me you eyeless fuck!

0:16:11 Alistair: [slashing wildly] I'm eyeless 'cause of you! Players laugh.

0:16:14 Brennan: You see that--

0:16:16 Emily: [laughing] ‘Is your dad gonna kill me?’ Group laughs.

0:16:19 Brennan: You see, Sandra Lynn, Sandra Lynn looks at you, Kristen, and says,

0:16:22 Sandra Lynn: [desperately] Can you save Gilear?

0:16:24 Kristen: Yeah.

0:16:25 Brennan: She says,

0:16:25 Sandra Lynn: All right, I'm gonna cover our tail.

0:16:27 Brennan: She swan dives off of the Goldenrod--

0:16:29 Lou: God, She is so cool.

0:16:31 Siobhan: She's so cool.

0:16:32 Brennan: Which means that to you guys on the deck, 'cause gravity clings to the deck even when you're upside down, it looks like she just kind of flies up falling, falling to you, situationally, up as Baxter swoops under her and you see that she immediately goes ahead [rolls] and knocks one of those missiles out of the sky (arrow sound effect) with her bow. Tracker raises her hand overhead, presents her holy symbol and summons a Twilit Sanctuary around you.

0:17:02 Siobhan: Oh, cool.

0:17:02 Lou: Oh hell yeah.

0:17:04 Siobhan: Nice.

0:17:06 Brennan: Summons a Twilit Sanctuary around you. She looks to you and says,

0:17:09 Tracker: I got you Kristen. I'll cover you if you get Gilear.

0:17:14 Kristen: Okay, I love you.

0:17:14 Tracker: I love you.

0:17:18 Brennan: You see, [magic sound effect] a Dimension Door appears on the helm of the ship. Vraz the Mean, Lorzug the Impaled and Kaistrana the Chained all walk onto the helm of the ship. All of them look at Bill Seacaster and Vraz says,

0:17:38 Vraz: By order of Blozo the Undiminished, Regnant of Sloth, you are under arrest, William Seacaster.

0:17:43 Brennan: And he says,

0:17:43 Bill: Oh-ho-ho-ho! Am I, now?

0:17:48 Brennan: And draws his giant lava sword, and all three of them start to go at it, just this huge pit of devils fighting up on the helm.

0:17:57 Fig: I don't even know whose side I'm on in that.

0:17:59 Riz: Just let that work itself out. Players laugh.

0:18:04 Brennan: You see, Vraz looks at you, Fig, and you see she says,

0:18:14 Vraz: Figueroth the Faithless, as—

0:18:16 Fig: The Infaethable!

0:18:19 Vraz: Figureoth the Infaethable, as Archsecretary and Executor Potentate, I order you to command the theft of your goods and services here to act upon this criminal and malignant unwanted. By order of Blozo the Undiminished, I order you to return these goods at once to the Bottomless Pit.

0:18:39 Fig: And as archdevil and rebellious teenager, I order you to eat my ass! Group laughs.

0:18:45 Brennan: You see that Bill, who has a chain wrapped around his throat from Kaistrana the Unchained, he goes,

0:18:49 Bll: That's right, lass!

0:18:52 Fig: [admonishingly] I'm not necessarily on your side right now.

0:18:54 Bill: I'm not on my side! Emily laughs.

0:18:57 Brennan: You see that, as you say that, you see Vraz says, looks at you, steps back and lets Kaistrana and Lorzug handle Bill for a second and goes,

0:19:06 Vraz: [calmly] Very well then. [produces and unfurls a scroll] As Executor Potentate, we find all--

0:19:13 Fig: [scowling] What's a potentate?!

0:19:14 Brennan: She says,

0:19:14 Vraz: [enraged] A fucking--

0:19:14 Adaine: It's a root vegetable.

0:19:18 Vraz: Oh fuck you, [mockingly] ‘root vegetable’? Nice frog, idiot!

0:19:23 Adaine: You have a nice frog, idiot. [quietly] Fuck. Group laughs.

0:19:27 Brennan: She says-- Riz hisses.

0:19:28 Riz: You just hiss when she gets like that. Adaine hisses.

0:19:30 Brennan: She says,

0:19:30 Vraz: Given that you have refused this request, the Regnant of Sloth finds all contracts between Bottomless Pit and its executor to be null and void. [makes mark on scroll] Such warlocks are released from their bonds.

0:19:45 Brennan: [magic sound effect] You feel something in you suddenly leave, and you realize that all of the deals your dad made as a warlock patron are [snaps fingers] nulled in a moment and in a blast of flame underneath the helm, you see, [roaring fire sound]

0:20:05 Voice: Ooh, daddy.

0:20:06 Siobhan: Yes!

0:20:06 Lou: What?

0:20:07 Brennan: Johnny Spells and six tiefling greasers appear. Johnny Spells is roiling in flame—

0:20:16 Ally: What.

0:20:16 Brennan: His veins glowing with red light. He combs his hair back, all of his greasers snap with their black leather jackets and clean white tees, get into a dance pose, he looks at you, Fabian—

0:20:30 Fabian: [exasperated] Fuck off dude, I have too much going on right now. I cannot deal with you too. Players laugh.

0:20:34 Johnny: [growling] Ooh, slick little daddy. You stole my ride, stole my bike, you killed me and then you stole my moves. [snaps fingers and poses dramatically]

0:20:48 Brennan: You see all of the tieflings in unison say,

0:20:51 Tieflings: It's a dance fight!

0:20:52 Brennan: And--

0:20:52 Zac: Dance fight?

0:20:53 Siobhan: Dance fight!

0:20:55 Ally: Use the sheet!

0:20:58 Lou: I will, I'm going to, the sheet is going to play a part. It's all been leading up to this.

0:21:04 Siobhan: I use Mending to make sure that the sheet is really beautiful.

0:21:07 Brennan: Fabian, it is your turn.

0:21:08 Lou: Oh okay.

0:21:10 Brennan: You guys do get to go, I promise.

0:21:14 Lou: Alistair's not like-- Well first off, Hangman on the deck, right?

0:21:20 Brennan: The Hangman's on the deck going,

0:21:23 Hangman: [stammering] Sire, my old master is back... [stammering]

0:21:27 Fabian: Your old master's not back, he's right here.

0:21:30 Hangman: Right, I understand it's just [stammering]

0:21:35 Fabian: Hangman, you belong to me. I have enslaved you— Group laughs.

0:21:40 Zac: Oh, no.

0:21:40 Siobhan: Oh, no.

0:21:41 Lou: I don't like to use that kind of strong language. Hey, this is a different world where certain things haven't happened. That word is more loose. Group laughs.

0:21:54 Fabian: You know where-- at whose side at which you belong.

0:21:57 Brennan: Okay I'm gonna need you and Johnny to make opposed Intimidate rolls.

0:22:03 Lou: Do I still get advantage with my eyepatch?

0:22:05 Brennan: You have Captain Bill's eyepatch so you do get advantage. I'm gonna say you need to beat the other person by five to have it be definitive. I'm gonna roll Box of Doom for Johnny Spells right now to let you know what you need to beat. Here's what--

0:22:20 Murph: “Air Bud” style. At the end of “Air Bud”.

0:22:23 Brennan: Johnny rolled a five plus six is 11, go for it.

0:22:27 Lou: 11?

0:22:27 Brennan: Yes.

0:22:28 Lou: First roll's, is--

0:22:28 Siobhan: Oh yeah. Oh, yes.

0:22:32 Lou: Is already 25. Ally claps.

0:22:33 Brennan: You see the Hangman goes—

0:22:33 Zac: Roll again for a nat 1.

0:22:37 Lou: Nat one is the other 1, so we'll go with the 25. Players laugh.

0:22:43 Brennan: You see that, you go with the 25, you see that the Hangman, Johnny says,

0:22:45 Johnny: Bike, get your ass over here.

0:22:48 Brennan: The Hangman goes,

0:22:48 Hangman: [full of emotion] No, no I'm not Bike. I have a name now! It's the Hangman! I have a master who gave me a name. [growling] I know whose side I ride upon! [revving engine]

0:23:04 Brennan: And he swings around to your side.

0:23:05 Lou: Can I have him, I'm gonna say,

0:23:05 Fabian: Bike, you handle him while I finish this one off. Slam him!

0:23:11 Lou: Can I have the bike slam Johnny Spells?

0:23:14 Brennan: Go for it.

0:23:15 Lou: Great. Let's see, bike, bike's gonna hit 20.

0:23:21 Brennan: 20 hits. Sorry—

0:23:22 Lou: Great.

0:23:22 Brennan: By the way, there are, so there's a wall of tieflings in between Johnny and these other, he's surrounded by his crew.

0:23:32 Siobhan: It's like Red Rover.

0:23:32 Brennan: It's like Red Rover, so to go, he can't go right for Johnny.

0:23:36 Lou: Okay.

0:23:36 Brennan: But do you want him to go for one of the tieflings in the middle or do you want him to attempt a leap or Acrobatics to leap and hit Johnny in a jump?

0:23:44 Lou: You know, let's go, let's make my bike make an Acrobatics check. Players laugh.

0:23:47 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:23:47 Lou: Let's do it.

0:23:49 Brennan: Go ahead, you gotta beat a DC15.

0:23:53 Lou: DC15, Bike gets plus three.

0:23:55 Brennan: Yeah.

0:23:56 Lou: That's only gonna be 11.

0:23:57 Brennan: Okay you go ahead and make your attack against one of the tieflings.

0:23:59 Lou: Okay. Do you want me to use a different roll than the last one?

0:24:01 Brennan: You can use the same roll.

0:24:02 Lou: So that was a 14 and then a 1, so four against the tieflings.

0:24:07 Brennan: What did you roll for the attack roll?

0:24:08 Lou: I rolled a 20.

0:24:11 Brennan: Cool.

0:24:11 Lou: 14 plus 6.

0:24:12 Brennan: Gotcha, and then what's the damage you dealt?

0:24:13 Lou: 1d8 plus 3 and I rolled a 1, 4

0:24:17 Brennan: Hell yes. Wait how much damage is that overall?

0:24:20 Lou: 4.

0:24:23 Brennan: 4 overall, gotcha, great. Hell yeah. Hangman charges Scorching Ray, who's still got the shades and the Lil’ Slugger baseball bat. Boom, smashes into him. Fabian, what do you do?

0:24:36 Lou: Great, I turn to Alistair and I say,

0:24:37 Fabian: I don't want to do this but I'm going to beat your ass until you change your damn mind.

0:24:40 Lou: And I'll—

0:24:42 Alistair: What mind do I have to change? James Whitclaw ate my mind!

0:24:46 Fabian: Okay you know what, I just need to, I'm just gonna kick your ass, we're just gonna do this. Players laugh.

0:24:52 Lou: Great that's 24 for the first hit, and 24 for the second hit. Yeah, 24 for both hits. I’ll roll damage.

0:25:05 Brennan: Those are both hits.

0:25:05 Lou: Those are both hits, what do I need? I need a d8, great. First hit, hits for 12, second hit, hits for 17.

0:25:18 Ally: Nice.

0:25:18 Zac: Wow.

0:25:18 Brennan: 29 all together?

0:25:19 Lou: There we go.

0:25:19 Ally: Woo!

0:25:21 Brennan: Fabian, in the first combat since you've really embraced your new self, you whip your blanket around Alistair Ash's foot, flip him up, deep stab through the abdomen, withdraw it; Alistair's gone from being uninjured to badly injured in one round of attacks. Alistair makes a pained sound.

0:25:40 Fabian: Are you still committed to this course of action?

0:25:43 Alistair: If I die, I just come back a little bit worse but if you die, you're stuck down here with me.

0:25:49 Fabian: Fair, all right. Let's have at it.

0:25:53 Brennan: Great, that's gonna be Johnny and his crew.

0:25:55 Zac: God damn it. Emily groans.

0:25:56 Siobhan: Jeez Louise.

0:25:59 Lou: Once I kill Alistair, we're gonna dance.

0:26:02 Siobhan: Roll better on--

0:26:02 Lou: I'm gonna stop--

0:26:03 Ally: Does he even die? I don't know.

0:26:04 Murph: Guys I promise, next time there's a lair action, I'll roll better.

0:26:07 Ally: Yeah.

0:26:07 Emily: No, you won't roll!

0:26:09 Ally: No you're rolling for all of them, you absolutely are.

0:26:10 Emily: That was so insane.

0:26:10 Ally: You absolutely are.

0:26:11 Emily: I feel like that was, you wanted to fuck us. Players laugh.

0:26:15 Siobhan: First, you lose the Lil’ Beans, and then--

0:26:17 Ally: Aw, Lil’ Beans.

0:26:17 Emily: You’re really feeling devilish today.

0:26:22 Brennan: Johnny Spells nails you [Fabian] twice with two rays of fire for 20 points of fire damage all told [fire sound].

0:26:30 Johnny: Ooh daddy, time to get hot stepping!

0:26:34 Fabian: [stammering] Okay, all right, all right you should know, I befriended flame and that's how I learned to dance, so I like this. Brennan and Emily laugh.

0:26:41 Fabian: [defiantly] I like this a lot.

0:26:44 Brennan: Okay. The rest of y'all are getting charged.

0:26:51 Lou: The rest of y'all are getting charged.

0:26:56 Siobhan: To what, to our credit cards?

0:26:57 Murph: [chuckling] Nice.

0:26:57 Brennan: Wocka Wocka!

0:26:59 Siobhan: Send us the bill, baby, we're rich.

0:27:02 Zac: Our characters are rich.

0:27:03 Siobhan: Yes, specifically our characters are rich.

0:27:06 Zac: Please send me money. Players laugh.

0:27:08 Siobhan: Please don't send me, Siobhan, bills. Send them care of the Abernant family, Fallinel.

0:27:16 Brennan: One of these guys is gonna take a swing on Figueroth Faeth.

0:27:18 Emily: Why?

0:27:21 Ally: [mimicking Emily] Why?

0:27:23 Siobhan: For what reason?

0:27:25 Brennan: Okay that's a miss on Fig.

0:27:25 Emily: [claps] Yeah!

0:27:30 Brennan: And that is a miss on Riz.

0:27:33 Riz: Don't know how you did that, I'm just a little guy.

0:27:35 Johnny: Ooh, you guys sent us to hell, made us die in the road like dogs.

0:27:41 Fig: I just tried to put you to sleep!

0:27:43 Johnny: When you put someone to sleep when they're going 80 miles an hour on a motorcycle, they die, little mama.

0:27:47 Fig: That's pretty gentle.

0:27:51 Brennan: You see that a couple of these guys take some swings at Ragh and take some swings as well at the Hangman. Fabian, what is the Hangman's armor class?

0:28:00 Lou: It is AC 19 and a damage threshold of 10.

0:28:05 Brennan: Does not bypass the damage threshold. These guys go for Ragh, one of them does hit Ragh.

0:28:12 Zac: Oh, damage threshold. That’s cool.

0:28:14 Siobhan: Pretty fun.

0:28:16 Emily: [very quietly, to Zac] What’s a damage threshold?

0:28:18 Zac: They have to do over 10 damage to hurt.

0:28:19 Brennan: Hell yeah. That is now going to be Adaine.

0:28:22 Siobhan: Ooh, how fun. How close are we to any of these people?

0:28:31 Brennan: You are, you're in a little pocket in the middle of the helm, everyone that Plane Shifted here.

0:28:34 Siobhan: Great.

0:28:34 Brennan: Two of these tieflings have, have basically trampled over Gilear's dead body to get to Ragh who is with you.

0:28:38 Emily: [laughing] [high-pitched] Why Gilear?

0:28:41 Brennan: Two more are attacking the Hangman and another two went for Fig and Riz. Fig and Riz are closer to the helm with Bill and the main devils.

0:28:49 Brennan: So I would like to cast Arcane Hand.

0:28:52 Brennan: Okay.

0:28:53 Siobhan: And I would like to use Forceful Hand to pick up Johnny Spells and throw him off the edge of the boat. Murph and Brennan laugh.

0:29:01 Siobhan: So it's, it's, it's an opposed strike check and the Arcane Hand’s  Strength is +8.

0:29:06 Brennan: Jesus Christ.

0:29:09 Siobhan: Oh and I have advantage over any medium or smaller creature, which I'm assuming Johnny Spells is medium sized.

0:29:14 Brennan: [giggling nervously] He is medium. How do I get out of this? Players laugh.

0:29:19 Siobhan: Just roll really well, man!

0:29:19 Murph: Airships are always-- people can throw stuff, people off of them.

0:29:22 Brennan: [laughing] Yeah, people can throw people off of airships.

0:29:24 Siobhan: I don't have Polymorph but this is another good option.

0:29:28 Brennan: He's gonna make his Strength, it's just a Strength check for him.

0:29:34 Siobhan: Ooh, I rolled poorly.

0:29:34 Ally: Wooow.

0:29:34 Brennan: He rolled a natural 19.

0:29:37 Siobhan: [groaning, then realizing] I also rolled a natural 19.

0:29:40 Brennan: Are you using a Portent?

0:29:40 Siobhan: [snickering] Yes. Group laughs.

0:29:42 Murph: Nice.

0:29:44 Brennan: Jesus Christ, okay which direction do you want him to go off, left or right?

0:29:48 Siobhan: Ooh! What side are we on right now?

0:29:53 Brennan: Sorry is this a Strength saving throw for him, or no?

0:29:58 Siobhan: It is a, it actually might not be, let me, sorry let me look up the, I wrote down notes but not these.

0:30:03 Brennan: No worries. But wait, but the roll you got was 19 plus 8 right?

0:30:07 Siobhan: 19 plus 8, yeah.

0:30:07 Brennan: Yeah he doesn't beat a 27.

0:30:09 Siobhan: Great.

0:30:09 Brennan: So he is flung, which direction do you want him flung off?

0:30:12 Siobhan: Let's go... [pointing to her right] starboard.

0:30:15 Brennan: Lovely. 45?

0:30:19 Siobhan: Yeah it's 45 feet.

0:30:20 Brennan: Cool. Insane.

0:30:24 Siobhan: Yeah it's an Athletics check for him.

0:30:28 Brennan: So as soon as Johnny Spells appears, he goes, [magic sound effect], lights up Fabian and then a moment later, a giant silvery blue hand appears and grabs him and whoo, he goes,

0:30:40 Johnny: Mama!

0:30:40 Brennan: --and flies off into the sky.

0:30:46 Emily: How many little dancers are left?

0:30:48 Brennan: All six.

0:30:48 Emily: Six, okay, great.

0:30:50 Fabian: Thank you Adaine.

0:30:50 Adaine: You're welcome!

0:30:51 Fabian: One less to deal with.

0:30:53 Zac: Johnny Spells was on this airship for three seconds.

0:30:57 Emily: Not even, right?

0:30:57 Brennan: Not even, truly two seconds. Players laugh. Zac mimics the snapping dance.

0:31:02 Emily: He showed up so hot and fell so big.

0:31:04 Siobhan: I still have his warlock switchblade comb in my inventory. And am I in, inside of Tracker's, twilit hallows?

0:31:14 Brennan: Actually, that is correct, Fabian and Adaine are both inside of Tracker-- which, by the time Tracker's Twilit Sanctuary, which actually means that in the beginning of your guys' turn, Fabian you would actually have, you have 1 more hit point 'cause you got some temp and Adaine at the beginning of your turn, you get 5 temp hit points as the Twilight Sanctuary fills you with life force.

0:31:38 Lou: Why does she get 4 more?

0:31:38 Brennan: 'Cause it's a 1d8 every time. Players laugh.

0:31:42 Siobhan: I could give you some of my—

0:31:44 Lou: No it's not you, it's the d8. I'm gonna talk to that d8 after this stream. Group laughs.

0:31:50 Brennan: Incredible, that's going to be Riz.

0:31:52 Murph: Sweet. I guess I will shoot at one of the greasers who is not fighting me, so that I can actually get Sneak Attack.

0:32:02 Brennan: You would also get Sneak Attack on the one fighting you because it's within five feet of Fig.

0:32:05 Murph: Okay.

0:32:08 Riz: You attacked the wrong guy.

0:32:10 Murph: And then I shoot him in the face. [chuckling] 12. That's 12 to hit.

0:32:19 Brennan: That's 12 to hit?

0:32:20 Ally: Don’t you get advantage on Sneak Attack?

0:32:21 Murph: No.

0:32:21 Brennan: I'm afraid a 12 to hit is not going to do it.

0:32:25 Murph: Cool, then I'm gonna hide. Group laughs.

0:32:25 Murph: As a bonus action.

0:32:30 Brennan: Great, go for it.

0:32:31 Murph: [wryly] That's a nat 20 on the hide. Group laughs.

0:32:35 Lou: Solid hide.

0:32:35 Siobhan: Nice!

0:32:36 Brennan: Oh no. You shoot and vanish.

0:32:40 Ally: Oh no. Oh no!

0:32:41 Murph: I start sweating and get super nervous about my terrible line.

0:32:43 Emily: I’m behind you.

0:32:45 Riz: Whatever!

0:32:45 Ally: That was insane.

0:32:47 Brennan: Kristen, that is going to be you.

0:32:48 Zac: Can't wait for this lair action roll. [laughs]

0:32:50 Ally: Okay great, can I do a Religion check on these things that are being loaded into the cannons as I make my way over to Gilear?

0:32:58 Brennan: Yeah, give me a Religion check.

0:33:02 Adaine: Two 4’s. Okay, so that's a, a 9. Emily laughs.

0:33:08 Brennan: You have no idea what this shit is. It looks like it's from other worlds than just your world, even. But you notice that it's basically like, as the cannons start firing at these devils, devils are all immune to fire damage. So they're blasting, it looks like the pirates, it looks like part of Bill's multi-level marketing scheme had his pirates stealing religious relics, using them to pay for spells and then Bill uses them to basically have holy ammo to blast the shit out of devils with.

0:33:41 Ally: Wooow. Okay cool, I'm gonna make my way over to Gilear.

0:33:46 Brennan: Cool.

0:33:47 Emily: Oh!

0:33:49 Lou: [laughing] Just a nice jaunt.

0:33:51 Brennan: Awesome. You can do that without any attacks of opportunity but you are right next to some of the tiefling greasers that are fighting Ragh.

0:33:56 Ally: Okay, great I'm gonna reach out and Revivify, and revive Gilear.

0:34:03 Brennan: Gilear comes back with 1 hit point. Players cheer.

0:34:07 Ally: Okay and then I'm going to crumple up Gilear like a wrapper and put him in something, in a drawer, in a trashcan. Group chuckles in disbelief.

0:34:19 Siobhan: Barrel?

0:34:19 Ally: A barrel.

0:34:21 Brennan: You see that there is a big golden sarcophagus right here that--

0:34:24 Ally: [laughing] I put him in there.

0:34:25 Siobhan: Don't put him in the big golden sarcophagus, that's definitely cursed!

0:34:26 Murph: That's where the cannon balls are.

0:34:27 Zac: Is that cannon sized?

0:34:30 Lou: No, the saint. They used the saint's—

0:34:32 Brennan: They're using the saint's body, so the big golden sarcophagus-- you can make an Insight check to see how likely it is that they will throw it out.

0:34:39 Ally: Okay that's pretty high.

0:34:39 Emily: Just put a 'do not cannonball'.

0:34:43 Ally: That's like a 25.

0:34:44 Zac: Find some tape and a piece of paper.

0:34:45 Brennan: You feel that Gilear would be very safe in the golden sarcophagus as long as the pirates did not launch it at another devil craft coming your way.

0:34:55 Ally: That seems, okay nevermind, I won't use that. But I will try to just hide—

0:35:00 Kristen: Gilear, you have to hide.

0:35:04 Brennan: He goes, he comes back, bleeding wounds that you’ve just barely healed over. He's covered in cinders and fire from the explosion, just goes,

0:35:11 Gilear: [gasps] What happened?

0:35:13 Kristen: [laughing] No just keep your stupid voice down. He's gonna shoot you again.

0:35:17 Brennan: You see that Bill looks over.

0:35:18 Players: No!

0:35:18 Brennan: Bill takes--

0:35:19 Fig: No! Bill, so help me, I will not be on your side if you kill Gilear again. I swear to god I will take this ship over if you kill fucking Gilear again!

0:35:29 Brennan: He says,

0:35:29 Bill: Well lass, don't talk me into it!

0:35:32 Brennan: And you see, he says, he says,

0:35:32 Bill: Gilear, me brother, we both love the same woman. Look alive!

0:35:39 Brennan: And tosses a glowing sword to Gilear. Players sigh and groan with relief.

0:35:43 Lou: Wow, he’s flipped.

0:35:43 Murph: Truly such a thin line.

0:35:45 Ally: What?!

0:35:46 Siobhan: Absolutely chaotic.

0:35:49 Brennan: He looks at him and says,

0:35:49 Bill: She's not my wife anymore. 'Til death do you part! [laughs] I want her to be happy.

0:35:58 Murph: This is just a coin flip!

0:35:59 Kristen: Hey, I really like you Bill, I always have.

0:36:02 Bill: I always liked you too. Snuff powder?

0:36:05 Kristen: Yes, absolutely. Bill inhales snuff powder and exhales magical energy.

0:36:08 Brennan: Breath weapon snuff powder covers the deck of the ship.

0:36:10 Kristen: I'm so high! Players laugh.

0:36:13 Brennan: Gilear is holding a sword that he has no physical ability to lift.

0:36:16 Ally: Can I take the sword from Gilear? I'm worried he will hurt himself.

0:36:20 Brennan: [chuckling] You take the sword from Gilear. Incredible, mark the money down of the Revivify, that's a thousand gold pieces.

0:36:24 Ally: Yes right, right, right.

0:36:26 Emily: Wait, can’t Gilear take— Can’t Gilear be— take like a level of Hexblade?

0:36:31 Brennan: Can Gilear take a level of Hexblade?

0:36:34 Lou: Instantly, right now?

0:36:34 Murph: Right now.

0:36:35 Siobhan: Right now!

0:36:36 Brennan: Under no circumstances.

0:36:36 Siobhan: With Fig as his patron.

0:36:38 Emily: What if I--

0:36:41 Ally: There's some stuff around, Gilear is able to hide, right? Is he doing what we've asked him to?

0:36:47 Brennan: Sorry, one second.

0:36:49 Lou: Stop rolling damage on GIlear--

0:36:51 Murph: Yeah, he’s gotta be at least on the initiative order.

0:36:52 Brennan: What do you need from Gilear?

0:36:53 Players: To hide.

0:36:53 Ally: To hide, to please hide.

0:36:55 Riz: [opening briefcase] Gilear, get in here.

0:36:59 Brennan: Gilear, on his turn, will attempt to hide.

0:37:01 Ally: No, that's not good enough.

0:37:03 Brennan: You see-- Jesus Christ. I'm gonna roll this; you see that Ragh Barkrock goes fully insane, gores one of the tiefling greasers through the chest and flings him over the side of the ship.

0:37:18 Ragh: Hoot, growl, hoot, growl.

0:37:19 Bad Kids: Hoot, growl!

0:37:21 Fabian: God, hell changes people.

0:37:26 Brennan: Sorry, he does that to two of them. Ragh makes noises of exertion.

0:37:30 Brennan: --and just Sparta kicks the other one off the ship.

0:37:32 Lou: When's Baby gonna go? Emily laughs.

0:37:34 Lou: I'm excited for Baby's turn.

0:37:35 Siobhan: Oh my god, I am so excited for Baby.

0:37:37 Ally: Can I have Baby babysit Gilear and just sit on top of Gilear and hold him down?

0:37:41 Zac: You don't even know Baby.

0:37:43 Brennan: Gorgug, that's your turn. Players laugh.

0:37:43 Ally: I don't even know, I've never met Baby. There's just a jelly bean on deck that I'm very curious about.

0:37:52 Brennan: Gorgug, that's you.

0:37:54 Brennan: Okay. I will, Gorgug is gonna, okay. Clearly go into a Rage. And then, I'm gonna run up to the one next to Riz and try to-- How close is he to the edge?

0:38:09 Brennan: He's about 15 feet to get him over the edge.

0:38:12 Zac: I'm just gonna hit him.

0:38:12 Brennan: Cool. Cool, so you're standing right in the midst of the ship in between a newly revivified Gilear and Riz.

0:38:21 Zac: 12.

0:38:21 Brennan: 12 does not do it.

0:38:23 Zac: Okay, second attack.

0:38:24 Murph: Keep rolling 12’s on this guy.

0:38:27 Zac: Okay, 19.

0:38:27 Brennan: 19 definitely hits.

0:38:29 Zac: And then I'm doing my frenzy… 23, so two hits.

0:38:37 Brennan: Two hits, go for it, roll damage.

0:38:39 Zac: Okay. Oh. I rolled two 8’s so 8,

0:38:48 Brennan: How much in each attack?

0:38:51 Zac: 8 on each. So 8 plus 6, so 14 on each hit.

0:38:55 Brennan: 14 on each? You kill the first one in one hit and there's another right next to you menacing Gilear. [fighting noises] I mean you guys took out these greasers in the fall of freshman year.

0:39:07 Siobhan: And they haven't gotten any better? Wow, sucks to be in hell. Group laughs.

0:39:08 Gorgug: Sorry guys.

0:39:11 Zac: And then I'm going to stand in front of Gilear.

0:39:15 Emily: [clapping] Yay!

0:39:16 Brennan: Cool, you get in front of Gilear, in between him and another one of these greasers.

0:39:19 Gorgug: Gilear!

0:39:19 Fig: Tell him to hold the—

0:39:19 Gorgug: Sort of, lie down on the ground. Sort of just lie down on the ground.

0:39:24 Gilear: [panicked] Okay does Captain Seacaster want me to fight, or no?

0:39:29 Gorgug: Gilear, lie down on the ground. Group laughs.

0:39:32 Brennan: Fig, that's gonna be you.

0:39:32 Ally: [laughing] You're in a Rage.

0:39:34 Emily: How many greasers are left? How many greasers are left, yeah.

0:39:38 Brennan: There are two greasers left. Johnny Spells is falling off into the sky and there's two fully alive creatures left.

0:39:45 Emily: I wanna angle a 30 foot cone on the two greasers and Alistair.

0:39:51 Brennan: A 30 foot cone on the two greasers and Alistair?

0:39:54 Emily: Yeah, is that, can I do that?

0:39:58 Brennan: Alistair unfortunately is behind you and the greasers are in front of you. You can definitely grab both greasers or Alistair, it'd be okay.

0:40:05 Emily: All right, I'm gonna do a Psionic Blast. I unleash a destructive wave of mental power and they have to make a Dex save and if they fail, they take 5d8 force damage and are pushed 20 feet away from me so they would be pushed off the edge.

0:40:18 Brennan: Hell yeah. Go ahead and roll damage, you're doing it on the two greasers, right?

0:40:22 Emily: Yeah.

0:40:22 Lou: I like that, again, we're not killing the greasers. We're just--

0:40:24 Emily: Pushing them.

0:40:25 Lou: Using environmental hazards to murder them.

0:40:29 Zac: Yeah, where do they go?

0:40:31 Siobhan: They're not worth our time and energy to actually kill them.

0:40:32 Lou: Yeah, exactly.

0:40:33 Murph: I also love that this is a strategic thing to push them off but it's just gonna blow their brains out.

0:40:35 Emily: 18!

0:40:38 Brennan: 18, 18 damage? Okay they both fail their saves. You, go ahead, you hit this fucking-- Fig, your, the insignia burns in your head as you run up, hit that bass and [strumming sound effect] [energy sound effect] and you see them say,

0:40:56 Greasers: Oh little mama, we don't know how to dance to this.

0:41:02 Brennan: [magic sound effect] And both of them are blown asunder off the ship.

0:41:08 Emily: If Johnny Spells was in the background, he probably would've taken some of that damage too. It's a 30 foot cone.

0:41:13 Brennan: Yes but the way he was flung, he is more than 30 feet, he was flung 45 feet away. You, you hear a noise coming from the fo'c'sle, from the raised deck at the front of the ship as another blast of fire comes from up there and you hear,

0:41:33 Voice: [valley girl] Nice spell. I think I can do better though.

0:41:37 Brennan: In a burnt prom queen dress, Penelope Everpetal stands and appearing in front of her-- You see that her eyes are sunken deep pools of darkness and she has jagged pieces of silver stabbed into her own skull to form a crown. Blood trickles down her face. In front of her, there are four horrifying looking scarecrow men, that have burnt charred skin with flannel button up shirts, scythes, and then their heads are just burlap sacks with scarecrow eyes that are slightly aflame. And then you see both of them with again, this like, burning ember veins in their neck and their eyes with the pupils with this hellish gleam to them, are Coach Daybreak and Dayne Blayde. Coach Daybreak with his whistle. Daybreak blows his whistle.

0:42:33 Daybreak: [snarling] Hey there boys, good to see you again.

0:42:35 Kristen: [smugly] Looks like you went to hell!

0:42:38 Riz: I don't know if you remember it, cause you were knocked out, but I killed you in cold blood

0:42:41 Fabian: It was intense.

0:42:41 Riz: It was insane, honestly.

0:42:44 Gorgug: He shot you in the head!

0:42:44 Adaine: It was cool.

0:42:46 Fabian: It was really disturbing.

0:42:49 Brennan: Okay, you see that, hold on one second.

0:42:54 Lou: Wow, really all of our past demons coming back.

0:42:56 Siobhan: Yeah.

0:42:58 Ally: Who else did your dad have a contract with? Who else could be possibly showing up?

0:43:04 Gorgug: I think they were just in hell. I don't think your dad had a contract with them specifically.

0:43:09 Emily: Well my dad had a contract with Johnny Spells.

0:43:11 Brennan: With Johnny Spells. These ones are appearing, it looks like, from one of the missiles that came and [magic sound effect] summoned people.

0:43:17 Siobhan: Very chill, very cool, very fun.

0:43:19 Ally: Huh.

0:43:20 Brennan: You see--

0:43:21 Ally: I just don't totally understand… yeah, okay, yeah, cool.

0:43:24 Brennan: What they're doing here?

0:43:25 Ally: No, no I'm just trying to wrap my head around, I'm trying to get ahead of this.

0:43:28 Brennan: Gotcha.

0:43:30 Zac: I think it's a separate thing, but I don't know.

0:43:31 Ally: Okay, yeah yeah.

0:43:35 Brennan: You see that Penelope Everpetal [magic sound effect] casts an Abjurative spell around her. As she does that, Dayne Blayde, he's going to— one, two, three, four, five—

0:43:54 Emily: Can I just say there's one thing I didn't get to do on my turn?

0:43:57 Brennan: Yeah, what's that?

0:43:58 Emily: Baby's gonna be invisible. Baby's gonna turn invisible. Group laughs.

0:44:03 Baby: Seems like you might die here! [cackles]

0:44:08 Zac: Can Baby take care of Gilear. (laughing)

0:44:11 Emily: No, Baby has his own fight.

0:44:12 Siobhan: Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

0:44:14 Emily: [laughing] Nobody puts Baby in a corner, but everyone puts Gilear in a corner.

0:44:17 Siobhan: Yes, absolutely, Gilear should be in the corner.

0:44:18 Brennan: By the way, on Riz, Kristen and Fig; Riz, you gain 5 temp HP, Kristen you gain 7, Gorgug you gain 6 and Fig you gain 2.

0:44:28 Lou: What did I do to this d8?

0:44:28 Emily: 2?! I only got 2.

0:44:31 Lou: Hey I mean—

0:44:31 Brennan: It's the d8.

0:44:32 Emily: Let's have at it with that d8.

0:44:33 Lou: I'm gonna fucking give it to this d8 after this session, dude.

0:44:38 Ally: [staring intensely at a die] Hey, can I talk to you for a second?

0:44:40 Emily: Hey!

0:44:40 Lou: Hey what's up my guy?

0:44:41 Emily: Hey, bud. Hey bud!

0:44:41 Siobhan: Can we talk?

0:44:44 Lou: Hey can I buy you a coffee sometime?

0:44:46 Zac: Are we cool, are we cool?

0:44:46 Lou: What did I do to you, dude?

0:44:48 Siobhan: What’s up?

0:44:50 Lou: I have a bunch of d8's dude.

0:44:50 Ally: It's thing where you're like it's fine guys it's fine. So what, it's fine, we'll be right there.

0:44:56 Brennan: Adaine.

0:44:56 Siobhan: Yes.

0:44:57 Brennan: Dayne Blayde comes rushing at you.

0:44:59 Siobhan: You bitch.

0:45:00 Brennan: And takes some swings, he hits you twice.

0:45:04 Siobhan: Shield.

0:45:05 Brennan: Okay Shield is gonna prevent one of, that makes your AC--

0:45:08 Siobhan: 18.

0:45:11 Brennan: 18, right? Oh shit, that prevents all three attacks.

0:45:15 Murph: Sweet.

0:45:15 Ally: Hey, nice. Dayne grunts and swings at Adaine.

0:45:20 Brennan: [weapon noises] That is going to be, that's Dayne Blayde.  Coach Daybreak is going to run and he is going to take some swings at Tracker. And you see that he has a silvered halberd. Players make various noises of outrage.

0:45:34 Siobhan: Homophobic!

0:45:34 Zac: He has a silvered halberd?

0:45:36 Siobhan: Homophobic.

0:45:38 Brennan: That is one definite hit on Tracker.

0:45:41 Lou: Tracker's not within five feet of me, is she? Ally laughs wildly, shaking their head. Group laughs.

0:45:46 Brennan: Sorry that's two hits on Tracker.

0:45:47 Ally: Fuck!

0:45:49 Murph: You did it now, Daybreak, you did it now.

0:45:51 Adaine: Oh wow, oh wow, okay. Huh, huh, huh.

0:45:54 Emily: Your past is coming after your present.

0:45:56 Zac: Wow.

0:45:58 Brennan: He deals 21 points of damage to Tracker.

0:46:01 Siobhan: Fucking make out with Tracker, give him so much psychic damage his brain explodes.

0:46:05 Ally: [laughing] Yeah, yeah.

0:46:09 Zac: So it's like that.

0:46:09 Ally: Wow.

0:46:10 Brennan: Daybreak runs up and says,

0:46:12 Daybreak: Take the field, come on boys!

0:46:16 Zac: No!

0:46:16 Brennan: He looks at you Kristen, as he slashes at Tracker and says,

0:46:18 Daybreak: You did something, I was promised paradise.

0:46:24 Kristen: Huh, yeah, it seems like maybe you're in hell. Group laughs.

0:46:32 Brennan: You-- That is Dayne and you see that as that happens, that is now going to be Ayda's turn. Ayda rushes across the deck to Fig, looks up at you and says,

0:46:59 Ayda: Fig, I told everyone that we kissed. That is normal, right?

0:47:02 Fig: Yeah, that's totally normal.

0:47:05 Ayda: Okay.

0:47:07 Brennan: She touches your arms and says,

0:47:07 Ayda: Are you okay?

0:47:11 Fig: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm an archdevil now.

0:47:13 Ayda: Congratulations, that's wonderful.

0:47:14 Fig: Thank you, it's good to get a promotion every now and then. Ally laughs.

0:47:15 Brennan: You see that, Ayda—

0:47:16 Ally: [laughing] As a teen?

0:47:19 Brennan: Ayda looks and says,

0:47:22 Siobhan: ‘I’m assistant manager of Denny’s!’

0:47:23 Ayda: I want you to know, [fire sounds] that my desire to rescue you, isn't because I don't believe in you or trust you. I do believe in you and trust you. It's just that you're very important to me. Does that make sense?

0:47:31 Fig: Yeah, no that fully reads.

0:47:31 Ayda: Okay I'm gonna cast Protection from Evil and Good on you now. [magic noise]

0:47:36 Brennan: She casts Protection from Evil and Good on you, which gives you—

0:47:40 Fig: I don't need protection from fire 'cause I'm immune now. [winks] Right?

0:47:44 Ayda: You just winked at me, that's flirtatious.

0:47:48 Fig: Yeah.

0:47:48 Ayda: Incredible, incredible. I'm distracted. Group laughs.

0:47:50 Brennan: You see—

0:47:51 Lou: ‘Incredible.’

0:47:53 Ally: Wait, I wanna say that so bad. If someone flirts with me, 'incredible.'

0:47:58 Murph: “Incredible, I’m distracted.”

0:48:00 Brennan: And you see Ayda, takes off into the sky and begins to help Sandra Lynn, just throwing up huge Abjurative wards as other ships start to approach. That is, that goes back, Bill and the pirates are doing their thing. Bill is fighting the other devils up by the helm. Someone give me another, actually Murph, why don't you give me another lair roll?

0:48:23 Siobhan: No...

0:48:23 Ally: Yeah, yeah do it.

0:48:23 Players: [chanting] Murph, Murph, Murph, Murph!

0:48:27 Zac: You can do it, you can do it! Don't fuck us. Group laughs.

0:48:28 Brennan: 7!

0:48:30 Lou: Hey, we're on our way up.

0:48:32 Siobhan: It's going up.

0:48:32 Lou: We're on our way up.

0:48:34 Murph: Guys, that was almost—

0:48:34 Siobhan: It's very close to a 1.

0:48:36 Murph: 3 less than average, right?

0:48:38 Brennan: Incredible.

0:48:38 Siobhan: No, you're getting better.

0:48:39 Murph: That's a Murph 10, a 7 is a Murph 10.

0:48:39 Siobhan: A 7 is absolutely a Murph 10.

0:48:42 Lou: A 7's a Murph 10.

0:48:42 Zac: My god.

0:48:45 Brennan: Everyone please give me a Dexterity saving throw.

0:48:53 Siobhan: Oh that is a natural 1.

0:48:53 Emily: 12.

0:48:57 Lou: 16.

0:48:57 Zac: The threshold's 18?

0:48:59 Brennan: The threshold is 18, anyone beat an 18?

0:49:01 Ally: This is Dex?

0:49:01 Brennan: Dex.

0:49:03 Ally: Argh, I beat it and then I have a minus three to Dex, 16.

0:49:06 Zac: So you didn't beat it? Brennan and Ally laugh.

0:49:10 Brennan: This one was not 5 or lower. There was a huge broadside as one of the devil zeppelins just boom-boom-boom-boom, lays a broadside into the hull of the ship. You hear Kalvaxus at the front go,

0:49:18 Kalvaxus: Ow!

0:49:26 Brennan: All of you are simply knocked prone. Nothing that terrible happens. But your movement is less on the next turn ‘cause you have to spend time getting up. Also, any enemies that attack you will have advantage on attacking you while you're prone. You hear Kalvaxus in the front kind of turn his head around, swallow the cannon coming out of his mouth, and go,

0:49:42 Kalvaxus: [desperately] Former minions, this is our chance. It is I, Kalvaxus. Listen, I have been turned into a boat against my wishes— Emily laughs.

0:49:50 Brennan: —and you see that Bill takes a legendary action to shoot the deck of his own ship and say, Players chuckle.

0:49:55 Bill: You're a ship, not a boat!

0:50:00 Brennan: You see, as it does so, you guys by the way, are one second away from hitting the sky of fire and whatever's gonna happen then is gonna happen on the next lair action.

0:50:12 Lou: Okay.

0:50:13 Brennan: Alistair Ash is going to go.

0:50:13 Lou: [chuckling] Stop.

0:50:16 Zac: Alistair Ash is still kicking?

0:50:18 Lou: Yeah, I mean hey, we're gonna do it to him. Ugh, he has advantage on me.

0:50:25 Brennan: That's right, he has advantage.

0:50:26 Siobhan: Oh, no!

0:50:28 Ally: ‘Did we have homework?’

0:50:30 Brennan: 'Cause he gets up.

0:50:30 Lou: Did he, oh he gets up first. Players groan.

0:50:33 Brennan: Yes.

0:50:34 Lou: Sheet, protect me.

0:50:37 Brennan: Oh doctor, okay.

0:50:37 Siobhan: Oh sheet!

0:50:39 Lou: Oh, sweet sheet.

0:50:43 Brennan: Okay that's one crit. One, two, three… One, two, three... Ooh doc-tor. Siobhan giggles.

0:50:56 Lou: Stop saying--

0:50:56 Ally: Doctor!

0:50:58 Siobhan: Doctor, doctor. Give me the news.

0:51:02 Brennan: [under his breath] 14… 23...

0:51:04 Zac: Man, there's too many people.

0:51:04 Siobhan: Yeah, there’s a lot of people.

0:51:05 Brennan: Fabian takes 31 points of damage, as Alistair-- Alistair grunts and slashes at Fabian.

0:51:14 Siobhan: We killed a lot of people.

0:51:15 Lou: How many rounds have we done?

0:51:17 Brennan: This is the beginning of the second round.

0:51:20 Lou: 91 to 16.

0:51:22 Adaine: No way.

0:51:23 Brennan: Ooh-hoo-hoo.

0:51:24 Siobhan: Wow.

0:51:24 Emily: Wait, you're at 16 health? Okay.

0:51:31 Ally: I guess everyone wanted you.

0:51:33 Lou: There was, Johnny Spells hit me twice, Alistair hit me once, I got hit by Murph’s bad lair roll. Players laugh.

0:51:40 Lou: Murph hit me...

0:51:42 Ally: Your bonuses from Tracker's thing.

0:51:44 Lou: Yeah, this d8 has fucking beef with me that we need to fucking settle.

0:51:50 Brennan: Tracker is going to go ahead and cast Beacon of Hope. Which means that all healing is maxed within the Beacon.

0:51:54 Murph: Great.

0:51:57 Emily: Ooh, okay.

0:51:59 Lou: All right, all right.

0:52:02 Ally: What is she looking at right now?

0:52:03 Emily: I might take that d8—

0:52:06 Brennan: Her, she's not yet at half health.

0:52:08 Ally: Okay, okay.

0:52:08 Brennan: She casts Beacon of Hope. Also you all have advantage on Wisdom saving throws.

0:52:19 Zac: Hell yeah. Tracker’s so cool.

0:52:23 Siobhan: Tracker rules.

0:52:23 Ally: Tracker's the best.

0:52:27 Brennan: Vraz and Lorzug take their attacks on Bill Seacaster who's laughing. You see that, by the way, the devils are doing tremendous amounts of poison and fire damage, all of which they are immune to. So this is like, very dangerous people that can't hurt each other just slapping the hell out of each other. You see that, however, Kaistrana is going to use an Animate Chain ability. [rolls] Whips a chain out to Johnny Spells as he flies off the side of the ship. [whooshing noise] And he reaches out, he's gonna make a Dex saving throw in the Box of Doom.

0:53:08 Lou: What's the DC?

0:53:10 Emily: Yeah, what's the DC?

0:53:10 Siobhan: Yeah, what's the DC?

0:53:11 Brennan: The DC for this is, all he's gotta do is grab the thing, I'm gonna say this is DC 10.

0:53:16 Lou: That's kind. That's kind.

0:53:21 Emily: If this was Kristen jumping out of a tower—

0:53:22 Siobhan: Yeah.

0:53:23 Ally: Yeah! All I wanted to do was ribbon dance into a safe landing.

0:53:28 Brennan: On a 6 or higher, Johnny grabs the chain.

0:53:33 Lou: Calling it, it's a 4.

0:53:34 Brennan: That's a 7.

0:53:35 Emily: Can I use a luck point on this, can I use a luck point on this?

0:53:38 Brennan: [laughing] If you wanna use a luck point you can.

0:53:41 Ally: It's such a low DC.

0:53:43 Zac: We'll just kill him on the boat.

0:53:43 Lou: Yeah.

0:53:44 Emily: That’s true.

0:53:45 Siobhan: I'll just continue to throw choice spells on every one of my turns. Emily laughs.

0:53:48 Brennan: Incredible. Zac is headbanging to the rock background music.

0:54:02 Brennan: You see, the scarecrow Harvestmen rush after you. One of them is gonna take some swings at Tracker.

0:54:10 Emily: Woah.

0:54:18 Lou: [smacking fist into palm] These people need to be handled.

0:54:22 Ally: Oh wow, yeah definitely I agree.

0:54:25 Brennan: That's going to be... and deals 13 points of damage to Tracker. Tracker's looking hurt.

0:54:32 Emily: They are really intimidated by Tracker.

0:54:34 Ally: Yeah.

0:54:36 Emily: That's kind of like, cool though, right? Ally and Emily laugh.

0:54:40 Ally: Pretty hot.

0:54:41 Brennan: Okay, that's gonna go back to Fabian.

0:54:42 Lou: Great, I'm gonna try and, I use half my movement to stand and try and finish off Alistair.

0:54:53 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:54:56 Lou: Does a 15 hit?

0:54:58 Brennan: Does a 15 hit Alistair? No it does not.

0:55:02 Lou: God damn it. All right, swing it again. Does a 16 hit Alistair?

0:55:11 Brennan: 16 does not hit Alistair.

0:55:11 Zac: That sucks.

0:55:13 Emily: Ugh!

0:55:14 Lou: I'd like to, I'd like to Action Surge.

0:55:15 Murph: There you go.

0:55:17 Brennan: There you go.

0:55:19 Lou: Here we go again.

0:55:19 Zac: You got it.

0:55:23 Lou: That's cocked. Does a 21 hit Alistair?

0:55:26 Brennan: 21 hits Alistair.

0:55:27 Lou: Great, I'd like to burn a second level spell slot and use Fandrangor to add 2d6 to this and then I'd also like to make it a, I'd also like to make it a Trip Attack to add 1d8 to this, so 2d8 plus 2d6. Here we go, 8, or 10, 12, so that's 16. Right? That makes sense, yeah, 16 plus 9 for 25.

0:56:01 Brennan: You do 25 points of damage to him?

0:56:04 Lou: Yes.

0:56:05 Zac: Don’t you get to attack again?

0:56:06 Brennan: You have another attack, right?

0:56:07 Lou: I do. He's not dead on that?

0:56:09 Brennan: He's not dead on that.

0:56:10 Lou: Can I have, before I take my second attack, can I have the bike slam him?

0:56:16 Brennan: The Hangman can come slam him, yeah.

0:56:18 Lou: Great, I'd like the Hangman to come slam him.

0:56:19 Brennan: He's also prone, so you get advantage of this. The Trip Attack works.

0:56:22 Lou: Great. That's a 15, so 15 plus 6, 21.

0:56:28 Brennan: 21 hits.

0:56:29 Lou: Great. For 5?

0:56:33 Brennan: 5 does not put him down.

0:56:35 Lou: Great. Well, here we go again.

0:56:39 Brennan: Advantage.

0:56:40 Lou: Advantage?

0:56:40 Brennan: He's prone.

0:56:42 Lou: That'll be a 24.

0:56:44 Brennan: That hits.

0:56:45 Lou: Great.

0:56:45 Brennan: He's looking fucked up.

0:56:47 Lou: Great, and I'm gonna use a Defensive Flourish. I'll add one of my Bardic to my AC as well as the attack. God damn. So that's 12 plus 9, 21. And you can add 5 to my AC for the next round. Group laughs.

0:57:11 Lou: And I don't think I've used a bonus action, so I'll use my bonus action to Second Wind. Group cheers.

0:57:15 Murph: Nice.

0:57:15 Brennan: Whoo, doctor! Add 5 to your AC for the next round?

0:57:21 Lou: Yes.

0:57:22 Ally: That makes your AC 24, that's crazy.

0:57:24 Emily: Woah!

0:57:27 Brennan: So you guys watched Fabian who has been very bloodied, burned by Johnny Spells. There's a moment where all of a sudden, in the red of hell. [Music stops] [Tranquil music starts] Players snicker.

0:57:44 Brennan: Whoosh. The blanket twirl, the fire of the blanket wraps around. Your first attack, you completely enshroud Alistair in your blanket, spin him like a top. As he twirls through the air, the Hangman runs him over in a flash of light and as he pops off of the front wheel of the Hangman, Fandrangor, rippling with your own inner light and magic, [stabbing noise] pierces his ribcage and-- Alistair lets out a choked gasp.

0:58:11 Brennan: --through the heart. And you see a spray of silver motes of light burst out of his mouth, eyes, and the empty cracked back of his head. Time slows for a moment and as it does, you see, Bill looks at you and goes, Bill gasps and gets choked up.

0:58:31 Brennan: And out of his one non-ember eye, a single tear falls down and he goes,

0:58:36 Bill: It be beautiful.

0:58:40 Fabian: I'm my own man now. Players laugh.

0:58:44 Bill: [emotional] The story keeps getting better!

0:58:49 Brennan: [clanging sword sounds] And you see that Alistair, in that moment of pure magic, looks at you and goes,

0:58:53 Alistair: Oh! I— It's beautiful, you were the chosen one. And I had to die for you to find it, so in a real way I'm the chosen one. It's me.

0:59:11 Fig: No, Gilear's the chosen one

0:59:12 Alistair: [fading] I’m the chosen one...

0:59:14 Fabian: Sure, whatever. Alistair explodes into light.

0:59:14 Fabian: Wait, is Chungledown Bim alive? Can he still shit in my mouth?

0:59:19 Alistair: [distantly] He's gonna shit in your mouth!

0:59:22 Brennan: And Alistair Ash is destroyed.

0:59:25 Lou: I've killed him now, twice.

0:59:26 Brennan: You’ve killed Al—

0:59:27 Emily: Where does he go now?

0:59:28 Brennan: You see immediate—

0:59:30 Zac: Double hell.

0:59:31 Brennan: You see immediately as this happens, that there's a bunch of little bottles on Bill's belt and you see that one of the bottles fills up with red mist. As it does so, you see that Bill looks down and says,

0:59:46 Bill: Alistair, you know it costs two thousand gold for me to bring you back in another form, don't you?

0:59:51 Brennan: And you see that Alistair from the bottle says,

0:59:53 Alistair: Oh, put it on my tab, I suppose.

0:59:58 Brennan: [chuckling] So, that's Fabian's turn.

1:00:02 Lou: And do I get 8, the max from the twilight thing?

1:00:05 Brennan: You get, this is not healing, it's temp HP. You get 6 temp HP.

1:00:08 Lou: [approvingly] Okay, d8. Players laugh.

1:00:14 Brennan: You get 6 temp HP, any movement that turn? Tracker right now and Adaine, who were at the back of the pack, are now being swarmed by these Harvestmen, Daybreak, Dayne, et cetera.

1:00:27 Lou: Yeah, I would love to Teen Wolf my way with the Hangman back toward them. But yeah, can I get within five feet of Adaine?

1:00:37 Brennan: Yes you can.

1:00:37 Lou: Great.

1:00:39 Brennan: You can get right, Dayne's sort of menacing her but you can get next to Adaine or, you get up next to Adaine in between her and the other Harvestmen flanking Dayne.

1:00:50 Lou: Great.

1:00:50 Siobhan: Posh squad.

1:00:51 Lou: Posh squad!

1:00:51 Brennan: [laughing] Posh squad.

1:00:53 Lou: We are rich. Group laughs.

1:00:56 Emily: I'm rich too.

1:00:58 Siobhan: Yes, but you earned your money.

1:00:58 Lou: Well. We're all rich now.

1:00:58 Siobhan: Disgusting.

1:01:00 Lou: Yes, you're new money which is weird.

1:01:03 Siobhan: Gross.

1:01:03 Emily: Okay, I sleep in the floor. Under a piano. Players laugh.

1:01:05 Brennan: Johnny spends his entire—

1:01:08 Emily: Is that new money?

1:01:10 Brennan: Johnny spends his entire turn just getting back onto the ship and finally alights and is like,

1:01:16 Johnny: Hoo daddy, that's a close call. Group laughs.

1:01:20 Brennan: That's Johnny's turn, Adaine that's you again. Beginning of your turn. Beginning of your turn, you get 6 temp HP. Remember, if you have temp HP, temp HP do not stack. So your temp HP can either replace the old total or you can say ‘I'm not taking the new number.’

1:01:41 Siobhan: So I'll use my Forceful Hand as a bonus action to throw Dayne Blayde off the ship.

1:01:45 Ally: Can you--

1:01:49 Brennan: Cool.

1:01:51 Siobhan: So that's another opposed Strength check.

1:01:53 Brennan: Hell yeah.

1:01:53 Siobhan: Opposed Athletics.

1:01:55 Brennan: Opposed Athletics, hell yeah.

1:01:57 Siobhan: So I rolled a 26.

1:02:01 Brennan: [rolls] That's cocked. He rolled— You got a 26?

1:02:05 Siobhan: Yeah.

1:02:09 Lou: This Hand fucking rocks.

1:02:09 Siobhan: It rocks.

1:02:13 Ally: Does it have good aim where it's throwing?

1:02:14 Siobhan: Oh, it has whatever aim I want it—

1:02:15 Brennan: He got a 25 which is not good enough. He's gonna use a point of indomitability to re-roll that. That's gonna save. The hand goes, he doubles down and goes,

1:02:32 Dayne: Bunch of little freshman ass nerds!

1:02:35 Adaine: We're sophomores now.

1:02:35 Dayne: How long has it been? I've been in hell, it's horrible here.

1:02:39 Adaine: Good.

1:02:39 Gorgug: [derisively] It's been one year. Group laughs.

1:02:42 Gorgug: We're sophomores.

1:02:42 Fig: You could have done that math.

1:02:47 Siobhan: Okay so there's all of these guys up in here. Would Erupting Earth or Lightning Bolt be better in this situation? Are they at all in one line or are they, like, compacted together?

1:03:01 Brennan: You could get a line on, right now you could get a line potentially on, on Dayne and Penelope or Dayne and Daybreak but not both. Erupting Earth could potentially hit a lot of people but it might hit some of your allies as well.

1:03:22 Zac: It might destroy his ship.

1:03:24 Siobhan: Yeah and then it also might destroy the ship. I'll do Lightning Bolt against Dayne and Daybreak. So it's a-- oh wait hang on a second. I'll do Dayne and Penelope 'cause it's a Dexterity saving throw, I feel like her Dex is probably pretty low. So yeah, it's a Dexterity saving throw and then it's 8d6, can I steal some of your--

1:03:38 Lou: Chyeah.

1:03:52 Siobhan: Thanks bro. I need 6.

1:03:52 Zac: I got four right here.

1:03:53 Siobhan: Oh great, I'll take a couple.

1:03:55 Lou: I have so many.

1:03:59 Brennan: Hold on one sec, before you roll that, we have to resolve something.

1:04:03 Siobhan: Gah! Foiled again. Ruining all my beautiful plans.

1:04:10 Brennan: How many dice are you rolling right now?

1:04:12 Siobhan: So many, 8.

1:04:13 Brennan: Is that what Lightning Bolt normally does?

1:04:15 Siobhan: Yes, Lightning Bolt is 8d6.

1:04:16 Brennan: Cool. It’s a third level spell, Penelope Counterspells it.

1:04:23 Siobhan: I Counterspell her Counterspell.

1:04:24 Brennan: Ooh! Players cheer.

1:04:25 Brennan: Go ahead and roll damage.

1:04:32 Siobhan: Okay… 10, 20...

1:04:36 Zac: It's a wizard's duel.

1:04:37 Siobhan: 26 damage.

1:04:37 Brennan: 26 damage?

1:04:41 Siobhan: Yes.

1:04:41 Lou: Wizards be crazy.

1:04:43 Siobhan: To both Dayne and Penelope.

1:04:45 Brennan: Okay. Dayne's gonna roll his Dex save, that is a failure. The Harvestmen behind him, also fails, that's a, you said 26?

1:04:58 Siobhan: Yes.

1:05:00 Brennan: Ooh, Jesus Christ. Dayne takes the full force of that damage. The Harvestmen behind him is completely eviscerated by your lightning. The lightning bolt hits the edge of the globe surrounding Penelope and does not affect her inside it. But Dayne is affected.

1:05:19 Siobhan: And can I jump on the back of the Hangman?

1:05:21 Brennan: Sure, yeah absolutely.

1:05:21 Siobhan: Great.

1:05:23 Brennan: You jump on the back of the Hangman. You see that-- Oh, actually if you jump on the back of the Hangman, Dayne's gonna get an attack of opportunity against you.

1:05:34 Siobhan: Didn't he use his reaction--

1:05:34 Brennan: He has not used--

1:05:38 Siobhan: Oh, indomitable isn't a reaction?

1:05:39 Brennan: No it's just an action, it’s like a legendary resistance.

1:05:41 Siobhan: Oh okay in which case--

1:05:42 Brennan: It's a worse legendary resistance.

1:05:43 Siobhan: I'll just stand up from prone then.

1:05:45 Brennan: Cool.

1:05:47 Siobhan: I did all of that lying down. Players laugh.

1:05:48 Brennan: Yeah, you see, there's this incredible [spell sound effect] Lightning and you slap Penelope's Counterspell out. The Lightning Bolt hits her thing and she goes,

1:05:58 Penelope: [mockingly] Oh my god, are you like some kind of wizard now? Incredible.

1:06:01 Adaine: [mimicking Penelope] Oh my goodness, are you some kind of mean queen? Cause you're gonna die.

1:06:06 Penelope: Mine was better.

1:06:06 Adaine: [to the Bad Kids] I think that didn't work. Group laughs.

1:06:10 Adaine: I have to start writing these insults down before we get into the fight.

1:06:14 Brennan: Incredible, at the end of Adaine's turn, Daybreak's taking a legendary action. You see, Daybreak is going to do Command Ally and he's gonna have Dayne take a swing at Fabian.

1:06:35 Zac: Did any of them fall down?

1:06:38 Lou: 24 AC.

1:06:38 Brennan: 24 AC? You see that Dayne's gonna take that. Hold on one second. That's a miss.

1:06:54 Lou: Riposte! Brennan laughs.

1:06:57 Siobhan: Nice.

1:06:57 Emily: Yeah!

1:07:01 Lou: And that'll be 21 to hit.

1:07:04 Brennan: 21 to hit? You see— 21 hits.

1:07:09 Lou: And then can I burn a first level spell spot to use Fandrangor for one d6, and then do I add the d8 for Riposte?

1:07:16 Brennan: Yeah you do.

1:07:16 Lou: So 2d8, 1d6?

1:07:18 Brennan: 2d8, 1d6.

1:07:20 Lou: God, I'm so bad at throwing dice. Great, that's not great. 7 plus 9 equals 16 [French accent] damage.

1:07:34 Brennan: Not even on your turn, Jesus. So that's gonna be, you see that Daybreak looks over as Adaine scrambles to her feet and you get up in front of her with your blanket. You see he says,

1:07:46 Daybreak: Oh little mama's boy's got his safety blanket. Dayne, you're the QB, take him out!

1:07:53 Brennan: Dayne comes right for your head and you slide under it [slashing sound] and slash across his chest and he stumbles to one of his knees.

1:08:00 Fabian: [boldly] Toxic masculinity is dead! Group laughs.

1:08:05 Fabian: [confidently] I dance now!

1:08:12 Brennan: You see that Coach, Coach Daybreak goes,

1:08:12 Daybreak: Nooo!

1:08:12 Brennan: [fire sound] Flame comes out of his ears. That is going to be Gilear, who is amazingly not dead. Emily makes a distressed noise.

1:08:23 Lou: Yes, Gilear.

1:08:24 Gorgug: Gilear, run, get like, in a barrel underneath the ship.

1:08:27 Adaine: Wrap yourself in a rope. Murph takes off his glasses in disgust and pinches the bridge of his nose.

1:08:29 Brennan: I'm gonna make an Insight roll for Gilear.

1:08:32 Ally: [sarcastically] Great.

1:08:32 Zac: Can I help him 'cause I’m screaming in his face?

1:08:34 Riz: Don't go into anything that's shaped like a cannon. Don't go into any traps. Siobhan groans.

1:08:39 Brennan: That's a natural five, Gilear says,

1:08:40 Gilear: [assuredly] I shall hide in the sarcophagus.

1:08:41 Brennan: Jumps into--

1:08:42 Players: [groaning] No!

1:08:42 Siobhan: Come on, Gilear. How are you strong enough to lift the sarcophagus lid?

1:08:50 Brennan: Actually you know what? I'm gonna roll a strength check. I'm gonna roll Box of Doom, DC 10 to open it. He's got no plus to this. 17, amazing.

1:09:01 Emily: Why don’t you use that strength with your sword?

1:09:03 Siobhan: Well, when you’re afraid, sometimes—

1:09:05 Brennan: That's gonna be Riz.

1:09:05 Murph: Sweet.

1:09:07 Brennan: At the top of your turn, 4 temp HP if you want it.

1:09:11 Murph: Cool I'll keep the 5 that I have. I'm going to, from hiding, shoot Dayne.

1:09:18 Lou: Hell yes.

1:09:18 Brennan: Hell yeah.

1:09:20 Murph: Do you mind if I use—

1:09:20 Ally: No, not at all, please.

1:09:22 Zac: Is he prone? When you said he'd fell to his knee, I wasn't sure if that was—

1:09:25 Brennan: No, he is not prone.

1:09:28 Murph: All right--

1:09:28 Siobhan: Nice.

1:09:29 Murph: That is a 29 to hit.

1:09:29 Ally: Hell yeah.

1:09:32 Brennan: That hits.

1:09:32 Murph: Okay so now I have, mind if I borrow some—

1:09:38 Ally: Oh please.

1:09:40 Murph: D6's, thank you.

1:09:40 Lou: Get in there, Murph.

1:09:48 Murph: [rolls] Okay.

1:09:48 Ally: Nice!

1:09:50 Murph: 6, 12, 16, 22… 28 damage to Dayne.

1:10:05 Brennan: 28 damage to Dayne? Jesus.

1:10:05 Murph: Yeah.

1:10:07 Lou: Hell yes, The Ball.

1:10:07 Murph: How's he looking?

1:10:10 Brennan: He's up, he's okay. 28 damage is a lot. Cool.

1:10:18 Murph: I'll also do Fury of the Small, and I’ll add 9 to it...

1:10:22 Brennan: So 28 plus nine, so you do 31 damage?

1:10:25 Murph: 37.

1:10:25 Zac: 28 plus nine?

1:10:27 Murph: 28 plus nine.

1:10:27 Brennan: 28 plus nine 37, gotcha.

1:10:29 Murph: 37, yeah.

1:10:31 Brennan: Cool, he's taken a lot of damage but he's still up. [sound of gun firing] You fire your shot, any bonus actions, anything else?

1:10:40 Murph: Yes, I will hide.

1:10:40 Brennan: Cool.

1:10:43 Murph: As I hide, I go,

1:10:43 Riz: You missed spring break. Group laughs.

1:10:47 Riz: We're on spring break right now.

1:10:48 Dayne: Shit. Murph laughs.

1:10:52 Murph: That's a 28 to hide.

1:10:52 Ally: Hell yeah.

1:10:56 Lou: Classic The Ball, always shooting from hiding.

1:10:59 Brennan: Hell yeah. That is going, at the end of Riz's turn, it's gonna be another legendary action from Daybreak who is going to use his ability, frighten foe. You see, he looks at you, Fabian, he goes, as you talk about toxic masculinity to him, he looks at you and says,

1:11:21 Daybreak: [growling] I knew the day I met you, you didn't have any heart and you still don't have heart. You're gonna die on this ship and it's gonna be your fault.

1:11:34 Brennan: Go ahead and give me a Wisdom saving throw.

1:11:36 Lou: I adjust my eye patch and say,

1:11:36 Fabian: Oh-ho-ho-ho.

1:11:39 Siobhan: Ooooh. Brennan covers his face and collapses dramatically as realization sets in.

1:11:43 Fabian: You're, not today, Daybreak, not today.

1:11:47 Brennan: Jesus Christ.

1:11:48 Lou: I let you finish all of that before I said anything just to make sure you wouldn't change your mind. Players laugh.

1:11:52 Brennan: Oh my god.

1:11:54 Emily: Wait what does the eyepatch do?

1:11:55 Ally and Siobhan: Immune to fear.

1:11:56 Brennan: Well, why would Daybreak have known that. Now he knows. Emily laughs.

1:12:00 Brennan: No, literally no roll necessary.

1:12:02 Siobhan: Eat those dice, Brennan.

1:12:04 Ally: Eat the dice.

1:12:04 Lou: Feels like a great—

1:12:04 Adaine: Eat more dice, eat more dice! Brennan puts a candy die in his mouth.

1:12:07 Zac: [jokingly] Don’t do it, it takes forever. Players laugh.

1:12:13 Brennan: [slightly garbled] All right, Kristen, that's your turn.

1:12:14 Ally: All right, I walk up to Daybreak. Can I do an insight check--

1:12:17 Siobhan: We support you as a DM and as a friend but as also, you're our enemy. Brennan spits the die out into his coffee. Players laugh.

1:12:24 Brennan: Kristen, what are you doing?

1:12:25 Ally: Can I roll insight on Daybreak and see what's going on?

1:12:27 Zac: [appalled] Into a black coffee. Siobhan laughs.

1:12:28 Emily: [thoughtfully] Actually, that’s not--

1:12:28 Brennan: Sorry beginning, what's that?

1:12:30 Ally: Insight on Daybreak and see what's going on with him, where's he been?

1:12:35 Brennan: Give me an Insight check. Also at the beginning of your turn, if you want—

1:12:38 Ally: Nat 20. Emily laughs. Brennan does a sort of laugh-sigh.

1:12:38 Ally: Absolutely nat 20. I need to know everything about this horribly triggering person.

1:12:43 Siobhan: Every single day since we saw him.

1:12:45 Brennan: You see that he appears to [stammering] the scarecrow men behind him are transfigured bodies of Harvestmen who died. You see that his punishment-- He is not a true devil. He is one of the souls who was damned here to hell, but was powerful enough in life that he's been allowed to come fight on the side of these devils, basically. It looks like his punishment is to not ever understand why he's here. He cannot find peace. But, he can find you and you guys came to hell and you killed a lot of bad people before you did that.

1:13:27 Ally: Okay great. If I'm looking to do some sort of like, how far away is he from me, feet wise?

1:13:36 Brennan: Feet wise he is about, he's about five, ten, fifteen-- He’s about twenty feet away from you.

1:13:40 Ally: Okay great and the Harvestmen are in that area too?

1:13:42 Brennan: Around him, Tracker's pretty injured, Fabian’s pretty injured, they're the ones that are really up in the mix right now.

1:13:47 Ally: Okay great, I walk forward and I say,

1:13:47 Kristen: Hi Daybreak. Group chuckles.

1:13:54 Kristen: It's so great to see you, I've been praying for you!

1:13:57 Ally: And I slam my staff down and cast Destructive Wave.

1:14:01 Brennan: Whoa. What the fuck does Destruct—

1:14:01 Lou: Fifth level spell.

1:14:05 Ally: Fifth level spell,

1:14:05 Emily: Ooh!

1:14:06 Ally: It's 5d6, thunder damage and then another 5d6 radiant or necrotic damage, my choice.

1:14:12 Brennan: Okay, this—

1:14:12 Ally: And then he's knocked prone, and a saving throw halves it.

1:14:14 Brennan: I'm gonna make sure, 'cause this could potentially hurt some of your, like, friends and allies who are here as well.

1:14:23 Ally: Each creature you choose, within 30 feet of you—

1:14:24 Brennan: [impressed] Oh shit.

1:14:25 Ally: Must succeed a Con throw.

1:14:28 Murph: Nice.

1:14:28 Brennan: Okay hold on, 30 feet is--

1:14:29 Murph: I feel like you probably hit a bunch of people.

1:14:32 Lou: Go off, go off.

1:14:32 Siobhan: Absolutely go off.

1:14:35 Lou: Also, I love the description that you walk up to him, in all this chaos.

1:14:37 Ally: [laughing] Yeah.

1:14:39 Siobhan: Drinking your cortado.

1:14:39 Ally: Just so slow. I don't even need a cortado. The anger in my veins—

1:14:45 Zac: But I can picture the cortado, swirling around.

1:14:48 Siobhan: Spiritually, you're drinking a cortado.

1:14:50 Lou: It's not in a cup, it's just, it's your aura. Zac and Lou make swirling motions around themselves.

1:14:53 Ally: Loose cortado, and I can—

1:14:56 Brennan: Kristen—

1:14:56 Siobhan: Like you're an astronaut in space.

1:14:58 Brennan: You can hit every single enemy here except for Penelope and Johnny.

1:15:01 Ally: Amazing. Incredible, all right here we go.

1:15:04 Brennan: Go ahead and start rolling your damage. I'm gonna start rolling these saves.

1:15:07 Ally: I need one more d6.

1:15:07 Lou: It would be an honor, [drops die] sorry. It would still be an honor.

1:15:12 Ally: All right. This is the thunder damage. [rolls] Ayy.

1:15:17 Lou: Ayy.

1:15:22 Ally: And then this, is the radiant or necrotic. [rolls] Yeah. Lou chuckles.

1:15:29 Zac: Hit ‘em with the radiant.

1:15:31 Siobhan: Yeah, gotta be radiant in hell.

1:15:32 Lou: We're in hell, dude.

1:15:32 Siobhan: Yeah, lighten it up.

1:15:34 Ally: 13, so what was the first one?

1:15:36 Siobhan: Keep it light guys.

1:15:36 Lou: 15?

1:15:37 Ally: 15 and 13, okay 28 to everyone.

1:15:38 Brennan: [incredulous] 28 to everyone?

1:15:38 Emily: Ooh la la.

1:15:42 Brennan: Hold on a second, real quick.

1:15:42 Lou: Can you scoot me that one, it's right at your feet. Or you can kick it over here.

1:15:47 Adaine: Mess him up, Kristen. Show 'em how it's done. I believe in you.

1:15:55 Fabian: I believe in you, spring break.

1:15:57 Players: [chorusing] Spring break! Players titter.

1:16:02 Ally: But that's just for me.

1:16:02 Emily: Daybreak's over, now it's all about spring break.

1:16:06 Brennan: 28 and prone, versus...

1:16:11 Murph: 14?

1:16:12 Siobhan: 14 and not prone.

1:16:12 Emily: 14 and… erect.

1:16:16 Siobhan: [giggles] Nice. Zac laughs and covers his face. Emily laughs.

1:16:19 Zac: The opposite of prone is...

1:16:22 Brennan: Okay. Okay, so Kristen you raise your staff aloft, slam it down [intense spell sound effect] this holy light radiates out from you, or maybe in this case, I don't know if you're still—

1:16:36 Ally: It's just light.

1:16:36 Brennan: It's just light?

1:16:38 Ally: Yeah.

1:16:40 Brennan: [energy dispersing noise] Every single Harvestman on the deck of the ship [snaps] is eliminated, gone in a flash of light, as though they never were. Dayne is knocked [claps] fully on his ass and Daybreak is not, Daybreak— Daybreak lets out an enraged roar.

1:16:52 Brennan: --and slides back.

1:16:55 Ally: I spit on Daybreak.

1:16:58 Brennan: That's going to be—

1:17:01 Siobhan: Does Kristen's gay spit do psychic damage?

1:17:03 Ally: Yeah does my gay spit do anything to Daybreak?

1:17:05 Lou: 1d4 for gay spit?

1:17:05 Brennan: 1d4 for gay spit? You see that a little bit of gay spit touches Daybreak and it [sizzling noise]. Daybreak cries out in pain.

1:17:12 Daybreak: Love, love wins! Players laugh.

1:17:17 Ally: [laughing] Daybreak yells, 'love wins'?

1:17:17 Brennan: But as a fear, it's motivated by fear. He doesn't want love to win. It's a horrifying realization for him.

1:17:25 Zac: He is realizing he's hate.

1:17:25 Daybreak: I'm hate, oh god!

1:17:34 Brennan: You see, you see that, Dayne looks at you from prone, Kristen, you see he says,

1:17:40 Dayne: Oh, is this your fricking girlfriend?

1:17:44 Brennan: And points over to Tracker.

1:17:46 Kristen: Yeah.

1:17:46 Dayne: Ugh.

1:17:48 Brennan: And you hear,

1:17:48 Ragh: Hoot, growl, hoot, growl.

1:17:50 Brennan: And you see that Ragh runs up and says,

1:17:52 Ragh: [shouting] I got a lot of shit in my fucking life because of you, asshole!

1:17:56 Brennan: And bam, bodies into Dayne Blayde. He's gonna roll attacks on Dayne.

1:18:01 Zac: He's prone!

1:18:02 Brennan: He's prone, yeah that's true.

1:18:04 Lou: Advantage, advantige.

1:18:06 Ally: I say,

1:18:06 Kristen: [choked up] Ragh, I get you brother. We'll get through this together.

1:18:11 Ragh: When you're here, you're family!

1:18:14 Ally: I eat some minestrone. Group laughs.

1:18:17 Lou: It's so affordable.

1:18:17 Ally: So affordable!

1:18:22 Brennan: Nat 20 from Ragh. Players cheer.

1:18:25 Ally: Gay power.

1:18:26 Lou: Can that just be gay spit—

1:18:26 Brennan: Incredible.

1:18:26 Lou: And nothing else? Players laugh.

1:18:30 Lou: It’s just hock, ‘open your mouth, open your mouth’.

1:18:32 Emily: Ideally, gay spit.

1:18:38 Brennan: Ragh deals an incredible [counting] 11,18, plus 14… he deals 32 points of damage to Dayne Blayde. Players make impressed noises.

1:18:49 Zac: Dayne Blayde's still alive?

1:18:52 Lou: He’s pretty--

1:18:53 Siobhan: Yeah

1:18:54 Emily: There’s not that many left.

1:18:54 Murph: He’s the QB.

1:18:55 Lou: We knocked his ass out in the—

1:18:56 Zac: The first-- that last fight.

1:18:58 Lou: We had the cool thing where it's the three of us.

1:19:00 Murph: Everyone attacked, I think. Everyone hit.

1:19:04 Brennan: Okay, that is Ragh's turn, Gorgug, that's you baby.

1:19:09 Zac: Okay, look.

1:19:09 Lou: [Telemaine accent] Jorjudge.

1:19:11 Players: [chorusing] Jorjudge.

1:19:18 Zac: Gorgug is just gonna walk up to Dayne.

1:19:21 Lou: A lot of walking today, I love it.

1:19:24 Zac: Dayne and Daybreak are kinda next to each other, right?

1:19:25 Lou: We’re not afraid.

1:19:25 Siobhan: It’s a nice day in hell.

1:19:29 Brennan: Sorry, Dayne, you're gonna get up to Dayne, yeah, you can get there in 30 feet.

1:19:34 Zac: Okay, how hurt is Dayne?

1:19:37 Brennan: Extremely hurt.

1:19:39 Brennan: Okay, I am going to just attack him. He's still prone, right?

1:19:45 Brennan: Yes, he is still prone.

1:19:47 Zac: Hell yeah.

1:19:47 Gorgug: Dayne, sorry bud. Group laughs.

1:19:51 Murph: [chuckling] Classic Jorjudge.

1:19:51 Zac: 15. And then... Okay, does a 16 hit?

1:19:55 Brennan: 16 does not hit.

1:19:55 Zac: Interesting. Players laugh.

1:19:57 Zac: I'm gonna—

1:19:59 Gorgug: Okay, Dayne, I'm really sorry about this one though.

1:20:04 Zac: Okay good, it's a nine, 19?

1:20:04 Brennan: 19 hits.

1:20:07 Siobhan: You should be rolling with advantage.

1:20:09 Zac: Yeah, yeah.

1:20:09 Lou: Yeah, you should.

1:20:09 Siobhan: 'Cause he's prone.

1:20:10 Zac: I know, this is the second, yeah. So 19 for-- or 21, for the second hit then.

1:20:15 Brennan: 21 hits as well.

1:20:16 Zac: Okay and I'll just do roll damage to see if I kill this dude. That is only 10 damage.

1:20:26 Brennan: Still up.

1:20:26 Gorgug: Okay but Dayne, I gotta be sorriest of all about this one. Group laughs.

1:20:31 Dayne: Dude, dude, are you an Owlbear now? You don't have to do this.

1:20:34 Kristen: Stop apologizing to the homophobe. Players laugh.

1:20:36 Zac: 19.

1:20:36 Brennan: 19—

1:20:38 Zac: To hit.

1:20:38 Brennan: 19 to hit, 19 hits.

1:20:44 Zac: That is, another 14 damage.

1:20:46 Siobhan: Yass.

1:20:48 Brennan: Ooh. Gorgug, you stand over Dayne Blayde, he says,

1:20:52 Dayne: [panicked] Dude, dude, dude, we're both Owlbears!

1:20:55 Gorgug: You're not an Owlbear anymore. [raises axe] Weapon connects with a loud noise. Players cheer.

1:20:59 Zac: And then I cut off his head?

1:21:02 Brennan: You fully [explosion noise] fire there—

1:21:02 Zac: And then I catch his head and I pretend to throw it like I'm going out for a pass.

1:21:05 Brennan: Yeah, you see—

1:21:09 Fabian: Oh he's the quarterback.

1:21:11 Brennan: You see that Ragh, Ragh, Gorgug and Fabian are all here over Dayne's dead body as you go for the long one and you see he goes,

1:21:16 Ragh: [crying] Fuck that dude, hoot growl!

1:21:20 Brennan: And goes for a three-way chest bump. Ragh, Fabian and Gorgug bump chests.

1:21:23 Zac: Can I throw his head at a missile?

1:21:24 Siobhan: I duck, I'm right in the middle of all this. Adaine ducks. Emily laughs.

1:21:27 Adaine: Oh god, the jocks are being feisty. Group laughs.

1:21:34 Brennan: Incredible. By the way, Gorgug, at the beginning of--

1:21:36 Riz: [shouting distantly] Adaine, get out of there!

1:21:36 Adaine: I'm trying!

1:21:38 Brennan: Beginning of your turn, you have potential for 3 temp HP.

1:21:40 Gorgug: I won't take it, I'll stay.

1:21:43 Brennan: You'll stay.

1:21:43 Ally: I'm still living for “Toxic masculinity is dead.” Players laugh.

1:21:46 Ally: “I dance now!”

1:21:46 Brennan: Fig, that's you.

1:21:46 Emily: Are there anymore, are there anymore—

1:21:48 Lou: I also feel like—

1:21:50 Emily: Cannonballs coming at us?

1:21:50 Lou: There's no way toxic masculinity is over.

1:21:51 Brennan: Missiles?

1:21:53 Lou: But Fabian thinks that—

1:21:53 Brennan: Not that you can see right now, no.

1:21:54 Lou: ‘I stopped it, right now.’

1:21:55 Emily: I can't see any. Okay so who's even left here?

1:21:56 Lou: ‘I danced, and it’s over.’

1:21:59 Emily: Actually you know what, I'll resolve this first. The imp is gonna go to Raz—

1:22:02 Ally: Who?

1:22:02 Brennan: To go to Vraz the Mean?

1:22:05 Emily: Baby, Baby is invisible and I wanna send him to try and pickpocket something from her.

1:22:09 Brennan: Cool.

1:22:09 Siobhan: Oooh, nice.

1:22:10 Emily: She seems like she has lots of important documents that perhaps change the fate of hell, so ideally I'd want him to, like, pickpocket some kind of legal ledger or important pen or something like that.

1:22:20 Brennan: Hell yeah, give me a roll.

1:22:22 Emily: Okay. Come on, Baby.

1:22:22 Brennan: We'll call it DC 20.

1:22:27 Emily: Okay, he didn't get it, [chuckling] I'm gonna use a luck point. Brennan laughs.

1:22:30 Ally: Yes!

1:22:30 Fabian: Luck point for Baby.

1:22:33 Emily: Gah, he doesn't get it. 17.

1:22:35 Brennan: 17, he doesn't find any, like, awesome full magical contracts but you see that he picks a couple, something out of her satchel that seems to be a small scrap of something. He goes,

1:22:47 Baby: I don't wanna let her know I'm here, but I had to get something. [ominous giggles]

1:22:52 Fig: That's good, keep stealing from her, I like it.

1:22:56 Emily: And then who's left on this boat? 'Cause I--

1:22:58 Brennan: Daybreak, Penelope.

1:22:59 Emily: If I felt like there was another cannonball coming, I would save my action and Psionic Blast whoever appeared but if I don't see a cannonball coming, then I'm just gonna go after some of the people that are on board.

1:23:11 Brennan: You see you're about to impact the fiery sky. It looks like because the flagship was at the head of the armada, that it's sort of out of missile range by now. Bill's having a time back with the devils at the helm. Johnny Spells just climbed back up onto the ship. Otherwise, it's just Daybreak in melee with everybody and then Penelope's still in her Globe at the front of the ship.

1:23:35 Emily: Okay then you know what, I think I'm just gonna go up and just straight up attack Daybreak.

1:23:41 Brennan: Cool.

1:23:41 Emily: And, let's see. That's a nat 1, can I use another luck point? On a nat 1?

1:23:49 Brennan: Yeah if you want to, yeah go for it.

1:23:52 Emily: That's a 2.

1:23:52 Brennan: Oh no.

1:23:55 Emily: So I don't hit but then I will bonus word, Healing Word-- Bonus action Healing Word, Fabian. And it's max now, right?

1:24:02 Brennan: Every healing spell is max within the Beacon of Hope.

1:24:03 Murph: Sweet.

1:24:04 Ally: Awesome.

1:24:05 Emily: Okay, so I'll do a third level—

1:24:06 Lou: So dope.

1:24:06 Emily: So that's 12.

1:24:08 Lou: Wow.

1:24:09 Emily: Oh plus 9 so that's actually 21.

1:24:12 Lou: 21, hell yes!

1:24:12 Brennan: What's Fabian at right now?

1:24:15 Lou: 43.

1:24:15 Brennan: Oh, how about it.

1:24:17 Siobhan: Beautiful.

1:24:17 Fabian: Fig, hell yes!

1:24:20 Fig: Yeah, man!

1:24:21 Brennan: Okay. That is going to be... Penelope's turn. Let me just see something. Yeah that's gonna be everybody.

1:24:35 Siobhan: Counterspell, fourth level.

1:24:37 Brennan: Fourth level Counterspell? Cool, hold on one second.

1:24:41 Siobhan: Wait. I haven't gone yet. I already Counterspelled, I already used my reaction. I'm policing myself, I did it. Nevermind. The thought was there, I tried.

1:24:53 Brennan: I like it.

1:24:53 Zac: It was a good idea though.

1:24:55 Brennan: Good idea.

1:24:57 Zac: Gilear is in the sarcophagus?

1:24:59 Brennan: Gilear is in the sarcophagus which, right now, will probably save his life, even as bad of an idea as it is. Hold on one--

1:25:08 Brennan: Did he get temp HP too?

1:25:10 Lou: Is the sarcophagus--

1:25:12 Siobhan: Yes, is the sarcophagus within the Twilit Hallows?

1:25:16 Brennan: Oh yes he actually does get temp HP. He got 6 temp HP, more than double what he normally has. Emily gasps delightedly.

1:25:21 Siobhan: That's fantastic, well done Gilear.

1:25:23 Brennan: How about that? Okay. What's the range on that, okay. Penelope steps forward one, two, three, hold on, this is gonna be big.

1:25:51 Lou: I don't like that. I'll tell you right now, Brennan, I don't like that. I don't like it to be big.

1:25:54 Brennan: Yeah, that's everybody.

1:25:56 Emily: You didn't roll my new temp, my new temp HP.

1:25:59 Lou: There you go, see, you got things to do before you do this big stuff.

1:26:02 Brennan: Fig, your new temp HP is 8.

1:26:03 Emily: I will take it!

1:26:04 Lou: Yee-haw.

1:26:05 Brennan: Okay.

1:26:06 Emily: That might keep me up.

1:26:08 Brennan: This is going to be--

1:26:08 Lou: Stop, stop.

1:26:11 Murph: Does she get me even though she can't see me?

1:26:13 Brennan: Yes, 'cause she's doing area of effect. I am going to need everybody here to make a Constitution saving throw.

1:26:24 Siobhan: Can I have Boggy give me the help action now?

1:26:27 Brennan: Yes you can but Boggy might be going away in a moment.

1:26:30 Siobhan: Oh no!

1:26:31 Lou: You can't just say things like that.

1:26:33 Siobhan: What is wrong--

1:26:33 Murph: You can't do this.

1:26:34 Lou: That's very loose dude, you can't just be saying things like Boggy's— [rolls, sees it] thank god.

1:26:40 Emily: 17. Murph and Ally groan after seeing Murph’s roll.

1:26:43 Siobhan: 21.

1:26:43 Zac: We don't have advantage right now, that's right.

1:26:45 Murph: I got a 6.

1:26:47 Brennan: Hold on one sec gang.

1:26:51 Siobhan: Wait, if I don't use Boggy for advantage, do I roll for Boggy then?

1:27:00 Brennan: If, like— Ayda has made GAF incorporeal for this fight.

1:27:04 Siobhan: Oh, okay.

1:27:05 Brennan: So you can do the same with Boggy and have him not be at risk of getting destroyed. He just won't be in the fight, helping you.

1:27:12 Siobhan: I'll keep him in the fight, helping me 'cause I can bring him back—

1:27:15 Brennan: You can always bring him back. He'll just be momentarily gone. He's a familiar, [intensely, to audience] he'll just be momentarily gone. I'm not even looking in the chat.

1:27:22 Siobhan: Please @ Brennan.

1:27:24 Murph: He will feel death though.

1:27:24 Siobhan: Find his email on the internet.

1:27:27 Murph: He'll feel what it feels like to die.

1:27:28 Brennan: He will feel what it feels like to die.

1:27:29 Lou: He’ll be haunted by Boggy.

1:27:32 Emily: Oh, what a cute haunting it'd be.

1:27:34 Brennan: Okay hold on one second.

1:27:36 Emily: I'd want it to be like all Bloody Mary, like he shows up in your mirrors.

1:27:39 Siobhan: Hell yes. When you say Boggy. Bogariel Frogariel.

1:27:43 Lou and Emily: [chanting] Bogariel Frogariel, Bogariel Frogariel, Bogariel Frogariel

1:27:47 Lou: [high-pitched] ‘Oh, yes, Boggy!’

1:27:49 Ally: And you just hear [frog noise] Lou makes frog noises

1:27:55 Brennan: Okay, Ayda and Sandra Lynn are both off of this… Oh, Protection—

1:28:01 Zac: What has Ayda been doing?

1:28:03 Brennan: Protection— Sorry, she's been, it's her turn next, she's gonna take hers next. I am just looking at something real—

1:28:09 Emily: I did wink at her so technically she has Bardic Inspiration.

1:28:13 Brennan: Cool. She and Sandra Lynn are both out of the range of this. One second. You also, I believe, you do have advantage on this because of Protection from Evil and Good. Okay. Emily squeaks and rerolls.

1:28:28 Emily: I’m gonna go with the one that I rolled.

1:28:31 Brennan: Ragh and Tracker both fail.

1:28:36 Emily: What is a failure? I got a 17.

1:28:38 Brennan: Who here got a 16 or higher? Lou, Emily, and Siobhan raise their hands.

1:28:41 Brennan: Gorgug didn't make it, Kristen didn't make it, Riz didn't make it, okay. So here's what's gonna happen. You see Penelope step up and go

1:28:50 Penelope: [mock-sympathetically] Oh I'm so sorry guys, time to chill out.

1:28:56 Brennan: [explosion noise] And a Cone of Cold covers the entire, it completely eviscerates most of Bill's crew. [counting out dice] One, two, three, four, five, ooh six, oh dear, seven.

1:29:13 Lou: These are d4s, right?

1:29:15 Brennan: These are d—

1:29:17 Ally: These are actually d2s, yeah.

1:29:17 Lou: Yeah, d2s.

1:29:20 Ally: Little coins.

1:29:20 Murph: Just little coins, back there.

1:29:22 Siobhan: Little coins. Zac pretends to flip coins.

1:29:24 Siobhan: They're trick coins, they're both 1s.

1:29:26 Murph: That's gonna be a big 12 damage to everybody who failed and none to anybody who passed.

1:29:33 Lou: Everyone gets none damage.

1:29:36 Murph: Cool, 6 damage I'm fine. Is everyone else good?

1:29:40 Zac: I gained health. My roll of 9. [chuckles] I have +7.

1:29:47 Lou: Also can't it be, it's gotta be hard to cast a Cone of Cold in hell.

1:29:51 Emily: Yeah, that's true. Probably has to do some sort of Arcana check right?

1:29:56 Lou: [laughing] Yeah, exactly.

1:29:59 Emily: Probably a really high DC Arcana check.

1:30:01 Murph: Like trying to scoop ice cream in an oven, really.

1:30:03 Lou: 30 -- Exactly.

1:30:03 Emily: Yeah

1:30:05 Zac: Technically, I'm resistant to thunder damage because of my headphones so maybe... Thunder’s pretty adjacent to ice.

1:30:07 Murph: So thunder’s sort of ice.

1:30:10 Siobhan: Yeah, cold and thunder. It’s like a weather effect

1:30:13 Murph: If I’m out in the rain it might be thundering and I would probably be cold. If you think about it. Players make noises of agreement.

1:30:19 Ally: Yeah, that’s true.

1:30:19 Lou: Think about it, Brennan.

1:30:21 Siobhan: Yeah think about it.

1:30:22 Brennan: So the people that failed this take 40 points of cold damage. Various exclamations of disbelief

1:30:28 Murph: Can I use Uncanny Dodge to do half?

1:30:30 Brennan: Does Uncanny Dodge allow you to do it in response to Constitution saves, or—

1:30:34 Murph: I thought it was an attack you can see but it might just be a melee attack. I can look it up.

1:30:39 Brennan: Let me double— look it up and let me know if you can. But those who take 40, those who made the save instead take 20. Boggy is [snaps] destroyed.

1:30:44 Adaine: Noooooooo!

1:30:50 Brennan: Freezes, cracks, falls apart.

1:30:51 Adaine: You killed my frog.

1:30:51 Zac: Did she hit Daybreak?

1:30:56 Brennan: She is able to sculpt the spell around Daybreak.

1:30:58 Siobhan: Oh ‘cause she’s a sorcerer.

1:31:00 Zac: Must be nice.

1:31:00 Siobhan: Must be nice.

1:31:01 Brennan: The Hangman also takes 40 points of cold damage.

1:31:01 Lou: [hesitantly] Really?

1:31:07 Brennan: How many hit points does the Hangman have?

1:31:10 Lou: [quietly] 27.

1:31:11 Brennan: Hangman, Hangman lets out a choked gasp and goes still.

1:31:11 Brennan: Frozen, goes down.

1:31:15 Ally: No! Gorgug, fix him!

1:31:16 Fabian: Gorgug.

1:31:16 Gorgug: [sighing] Okay. Players laugh.

1:31:19 Brennan: So you guys see, the two people, did anyone drop from that or no?

1:31:23 Ally: No, no.

1:31:24 Brennan: What is everyone's hit point total right now?

1:31:26 Emily: Why would I tell you? 43.

1:31:28 Brennan: 43.

1:31:29 Zac: 80, baby.

1:31:30 Siobhan: 36.

1:31:30 Lou: 23.

1:31:31 Zac: Baby?

1:31:31 Lou: Thank you.

1:31:32 Ally: 31, Baby.

1:31:33 Emily: He’s fine, Baby’s off pickpocketing.

1:31:35 Murph: Potentially, potentially at 15 if I can’t use it. It's Evasion, not Uncanny Dodge.

1:31:38 Brennan: You guys see the Hangman drop, Boggy is dead. But the Hangman is not fully dead. The Hangman's just down, like, broken. Tracker drops. Which means that both the Twilight Sanctuary and the Beacon of Hope are gone.

1:31:55 Siobhan: Does that mean we lose our temp HP or are we still--

1:31:58 Brennan: You have your temp HP, you just won't get more.

1:32:00 Zac: That damage took the temp HP.

1:32:03 Siobhan: Right. Right, right, right.

1:32:07 Brennan: One second.

1:32:10 Lou: [mournfully] Bogariel Frogariel.

1:32:11 Emily: Honestly that wasn't as impressive as the Destructive Wrath though, right?

1:32:14 Siobhan: Yeah.

1:32:15 Emily: Destructive Wrath was more impressive.

1:32:16 Siobhan: Yeah I think so.

1:32:16 Ally: Thank you.

1:32:17 Zac: Some really sick spells all around.

1:32:18 Murph: Wording of Uncanny Dodge is starting at fifth level, when an attacker that you can see hits you with an attack, you can use your reaction to halve the attack's damage against you.

1:32:26 Brennan: This is not an attack.

1:32:26 Murph: Okay.

1:32:28 Brennan: So you are at 15. That is now going to be Daybreak's turn.

1:32:37 Zac: Come at me, Daybreak.

1:32:38 Brennan: Daybreak does not come at you, Daybreak moves to the side to go after Kristen.

1:32:42 Zac: Can I get an attack of opportunity on him?

1:32:46 Lou: Yeah, I'm a Sentinel. Can I get an attack on--

1:32:48 Brennan: The only person right now--

1:32:48 Emily: Can I have an attack--

1:32:48 Brennan: Based on your--

1:32:49 Siobhan: Can I do an attack of opportunity against him? Emily laughs.

1:32:51 Brennan: No, the only actually, the only person who can take an attack of opportunity is Fig right now.

1:32:54 Emily: [delightedly] Really? Okay. Come on. Various “Come on Fig!” and “Get him”

1:32:59 Emily: God, I've never asked you for anything. I got a 2 again.

1:33:01 Brennan: [sympathetically] No...

1:33:03 Ally: Baby.

1:33:06 Brennan: Okay. That is going to be, he's gonna take two swings with his halberd at Kristen.

1:33:14 Kristen: Can I help you?

1:33:17 Brennan: [snickers] Kristen's armor class, Daybreak is gonna hit both times.

1:33:22 Ally: Shield, so my AC's now 20.

1:33:23 Brennan: How do you have Shield?

1:33:25 Ally: I don't know. [holds up spell card]

1:33:26 Brennan: I think that's Shield of Faith, which is a different spell.

1:33:28 Ally: Oh okay. Players laugh

1:33:28 Ally: Shield of Faith.

1:33:32 Brennan: This is not usable as a reaction. That is a concentration spell.

1:33:38 Murph: You were confident though.

1:33:39 Emily: The best part was how confidently they pulled up Shield of Faith.

1:33:42 Ally: Just cast a shield. That's how you use it?

1:33:44 Brennan: That one gives someone a plus two AC for as long as they're concentrated.

1:33:46 Ally: Oh!

1:33:48 Emily: Just so confidently “Shield” holding up a different card.

1:33:52 Zac: Pete had Shield, Ricky had Shield of Faith.

1:33:55 Ally: I just, I think maybe I have Shield, okay? Oooh, right. Yes, Glyph of Warding that I thought—

1:34:01 Brennan: You see--

1:34:07 Siobhan: So different.

1:34:08 Brennan: You guys see that, you guys see that Daybreak begins to start regenerating. And he's going to hit--

1:34:18 Emily: “Shield” [holds up spell card]. “Shield” [holds up spell card] Group laughs and holds up various cards, saying “Shield”.

1:34:21 Brennan: He deals 7, 17... 27 points of damage to Kristen. Emily and Lou continue holding up cards and saying “Shield”.

1:34:25 Zac: How you doing?

1:34:30 Ally: I'll take all of this into consideration. I'm at 22.

1:34:36 Murph: We're all gonna die, y'all.

1:34:38 Emily: No, I will save everyone with my bonus action Healing Word and the 2's I keep rolling.

1:34:44 Murph: And the Beacon of Hope is down now that Tracker's down.

1:34:51 Brennan: You guys see, Ayda Aguefort flies down, seeing that things are not going well.

1:35:03 Lou: [jokingly] Okay Ayda, things are going fine.

1:35:05 Emily: Yeah I don’t think they were doing--

1:35:07 Adaine: Ayda, do you have Dispel Magic stocked?

1:35:10 Brennan: She flies out and says,

1:35:10 Ayda: There's an expression: Great minds think alike.

1:35:15 Brennan: And [energy sound effect] she rips the Abjurative Globe without any roll, using a sixth level spell slot and the Globe of Invulnerability around Penelope is gone. That is—

1:35:27 Ally: Wait, what does Daybreak have?

1:35:30 Zac: Like a big--

1:35:30 Siobhan: It's a halberd.

1:35:33 Ally: It's a halbert? Zac, Siobhan and Murph: Halberd.

1:35:36 Brennan: Big gleaming halberd.

1:35:37 Siobhan: Like a spear with an axehead.

1:35:39 Brennan: Beginning of the next round the ship is going for a rocky entry because the crew just got killed in this Cone of Cold. You see Bill shouts out and goes,

1:35:45 Bill: Bumpy entry, boy, everyone! [choking noise] Stop choking me with that chain!

1:35:52 Brennan: Cling, clang, clang. I'm gonna need a new lair roll as Kalvaxus enters.

1:35:57 Players: [chanting] Murph, Murph, Murph, Murph!

1:36:01 Brennan: 19! Group cheers and claps

1:36:06 Brennan: You see that Bill looks out and goes, he looks at you and says,

1:36:10 Bill: You love your father, boy?

1:36:14 Riz: [bewildered] Yes? Yes.

1:36:16 Bill: [weeping] That's a good lad.

1:36:21 Brennan: [flame sound effect] You are in the flame and suddenly [explosion noise] breach through, choking smoke and thick freezing rain, over an endless city of cast iron. This is Dis, the second level of the nine hells. A sprawling metropolis of dread, misery and torture. [energy sound] You see that klaxons begin to ring huge wrought-iron bells as devils shout,

1:36:49 Devils: It's Seacaster!

1:36:54 Brennan: As these ships just descend from the clouds. Bill has some way of traveling through the layers beyond what the devils can find. You see that, Bill looks at you and says,

1:37:03 Bill: All right lad, where's your father?

1:37:09 Riz: In a room with a bunch of goblins?

1:37:11 Bill: Keep your eyes peeled for a room. Group laughs.

1:37:14 Brennan: You see that—

1:37:16 Riz: He was in a chair, there's chairs in the room.

1:37:19 Fig: Any light fixtures?

1:37:22 Riz: Yes there was one light fixture, but I think that was magical so possible magical light fixture, possible no light fixture.

1:37:28 Gorgug: Level of brightness in the room?

1:37:30 Riz: Low.

1:37:30 Gorgug: Okay.

1:37:32 Riz: But magical again, so it might not be there.

1:37:34 Fig: What type of chair?

1:37:36 Brennan: Tracker is going to make her first death saving throw.

1:37:38 Ally: Ohhh, no...

1:37:41 Lou: It just hit me that we actually have to, that's a reality.

1:37:46 Brennan: 13 is a success. Sandra Lynn smashes with Baxter onto the deck of the ship. And is going to second level Cure Wounds, Tracker is back up with 11 hit points.

1:38:03 Ally: Thank you, Sandra Lynn.

1:38:05 Brennan: But now Sandra Lynn is in the mix with everybody else. You see...

1:38:15 Emily: (to her d20) Why, where have you been? (to Murph) I just dropped it and it was a 20.

1:38:21 Brennan: Those guys are all gone, Fabian, that's you, baby.

1:38:23 Lou: Great.

1:38:26 Fabian: [to Gorgug] Daybreak or Penelope, any preference?

1:38:31 Gorgug: No.

1:38:31 Fabian: Great.

1:38:33 Gorgug: I probably, well, whatever, whatever you feel comfortable with.

1:38:37 Lou: Can I close with Penelope?

1:38:40 Brennan: Can you close with Penelope, great question.

1:38:43 Lou: I feel more confident about Daybreak but I just wanna know, what is the distance between Penelope and I?

1:38:48 Brennan: One, two, three, four, five, you can get there in 30 feet with an Acrobatics check to cover difficult terrain. But other than that, she's more than 30 feet away.

1:38:59 Siobhan: If you hold until my action, I can pick you up with the Hand.

1:39:04 Lou: Okay.

1:39:05 Siobhan: Or you can do the Acrobatics check.

1:39:10 Murph: Hand might be good for throwing Daybreak.

1:39:12 Lou: Yeah, I'm gonna go for the Acrobatics check. Or can I make it an Athletics check that involves jumping?

1:39:19 Brennan: Sorry, what's that?

1:39:20 Lou: Can I make it an Athletics check that involves jumping?

1:39:22 Brennan: Sure, yeah.

1:39:22 Lou: Great. Well then I'll use the Sneakers of Dunking. Here we go now.

1:39:28 Siobhan: Nice.

1:39:29 Lou: A nat 1 and a 19, so it'll be 27.

1:39:32 Brennan: Hell yeah. You run along the deck of your father's ship, swashbuckle up the gutter, vault over the banister and bam, land on the fo'c'sle.

1:39:40 Fabian: Do you remember prom? We did a very similar thing.

1:39:42 Lou: And I'll attack.

1:39:45 Penelope: Oh god, you're such a freak!

1:39:45 Brennan: And go for it.

1:39:48 Lou: Great. First one is-- How close is she to the edge?

1:39:54 Brennan: She's about ten feet from the edge.

1:39:56 Lou: [claps] I like that.

1:39:56 Siobhan: That was so loud.

1:39:58 Lou: Sorry, it was just an exciting number to hear. We're gonna hit her for—

1:40:04 Brennan: What is your roll, what's your attack roll?

1:40:08 Lou: It's, it is 26.

1:40:11 Brennan: She casts Shield, it doesn't do anything.

1:40:13 Siobhan: Counterspell.

1:40:15 Brennan: You're gonna Counterspell her Shield? Okay.

1:40:16 Ally: The Shield didn't do any—

1:40:17 Siobhan: Oh, the Shield didn't do anything?

1:40:18 Brennan: The Shield didn't do anything.

1:40:19 Siobhan: Oh okay, I thought that Fabian was--

1:40:20 Lou: I'm gonna use a Mobile Flourish to push her five feet plus whatever my Bardic Inspiration is. So if it's a 6, I believe she'll—

1:40:29 Brennan: If you roll a 6 in the Box of Doom, she will go over the edge.

1:40:32 Lou: Great. And yeah.

1:40:35 Murph: That's a guaranteed 6, that's a guaranteed 6. Players say “Guaranteed 6” overlapping

1:40:39 Brennan: 5. Players groan.

1:40:42 Murph: That's a 5. But that’s 10 feet so she’s on the edge.

1:40:45 Siobhan: Teetering.

1:40:45 Brennan: So that's a 5, and a 1 on the d8.

1:40:47 Lou: 1 on the d8, so that's 10 plus 5, so 15 damage and she gets pushed 10 feet and then as a College of Swords bard, I get 10 plus feet of movement.

1:41:03 Brennan: Cool.

1:41:03 Lou: With my, whenever I attack so I'd like to close and just kick with my second attack.

1:41:09 Brennan: Go for it. You're just gonna try to do a shove, just shove her off?

1:41:11 Lou: I just wanna shove her off the boat, she should be up against the edge. She's one feet away.

1:41:17 Brennan: [chuckling] This is just an opposed Athletics. You might be amazed to know that her Athletics is not great.

1:41:23 Lou: I also think something like this happened at prom as well.

1:41:27 Brennan: She did roll a natural 16.

1:41:27 Lou: Okay.

1:41:29 Brennan: And you have to roll this straight. Her Athletics is -1, you have to beat a 15.

1:41:35 Lou: All right, I have a 9.

1:41:37 Brennan: So a 6 or higher does it. Lou rolls in front of the board. Everyone cheers loudly.

1:41:47 Emily: Bye, Penelope!

1:41:48 Brennan: You whip around [making sound effects] blanket and BOOM! Kick her off the deck of your father's— Kick her off the deck of your father's ship. She falls into the sky over the iron city of Dis, shrieking and wailing.

1:42:06 Fabian: I'm back, baby!

1:42:09 Brennan: Incredible. And she's used her reaction. That is going to be, that's Fabian's turn. End of your turn, Daybreak's taking a legendary to swing at Kristen. He hits, dealing—

1:42:27 Ally: [quietly] Shield. Sorry. Players laugh.

1:42:33 Emily: [holding up a random spellcard] That's gonna be a Shield. It's gonna be a Shield.

1:42:37 Lou: What is this, Shield? Ally, copying Emily, holds up an orange sign that says “No Cursing”.

1:42:37 Ally: Shield.

1:42:38 Brennan: He deals 11 points of damage to Kristen.

1:42:41 Ally: Okay I'm at 11.

1:42:44 Brennan: 11 points of damage to Kristen.

1:42:45 Ally: Oh wait, I have 9 temp hit points so I'm at 20.

1:42:48 Brennan: Remember, temp hit points don't stack.

1:42:51 Ally: Right right so if I had those 9 temp hit points there--

1:42:53 Brennan: It would be impossible for me to roll a nine on a d8, so.

1:42:56 Ally: Oh, weird.

1:42:58 Brennan: So make sure, don't add the temp hit points together.

1:43:02 Ally: I didn't think I was, but clearly I did. Okay so--

1:43:06 Brennan: So what is Kristen at?

1:43:09 Ally: Let's say 15.

1:43:09 Brennan: Okay.

1:43:12 Ally: I don't know what the temp hit points were, so I just gave myself four or whatever.

1:43:15 Brennan: Average it is good. Cool, that is, that's Daybreak, that's legendary. Adaine, that's your turn.

1:43:24 Siobhan: Oh baby you know what I wanna do... is pick up Daybreak and throw him off the side of the ship.

1:43:31 Lou: This Hand is a vibe.

1:43:31 Ally: It's like, claw machine.

1:43:36 Siobhan: Absolutely, it's a claw machine attack.

1:43:38 Brennan: Cool.

1:43:38 Lou: Is it a bonus action?

1:43:39 Siobhan: I'm just sitting here with my remote control.

1:43:42 Brennan: Go for it.

1:43:42 Siobhan: It’s a bonus action. It's a concentration spell bonus action.

1:43:46 Lou: That's incredible.

1:43:46 Siobhan: Oh, I didn't roll! To keep my concentration when I got those 20—

1:43:52 Brennan: Great go ahead, you took what, 20 damage?

1:43:54 Siobhan: I took 20 damage, I roll with advantage with War Mage. Yeah, that’s a 17.

1:44:00 Brennan: Great.

1:44:05 Siobhan: So yeah this is my opposed strength check against Daybreak is a 22.

1:44:13 Brennan: 22. He's got a +9 to this.

1:44:16 Siobhan: Okay, he rolls a 9.

1:44:18 Brennan: He rolls a 9?

1:44:19 Siobhan: He rolls a 9, that's my other Divination roll.

1:44:21 Brennan: Okay.

1:44:23 Siobhan: So he gets an 18 against my 22.

1:44:26 Brennan: He is going to use Indomitable to re-roll that 9.

1:44:33 Siobhan: It's fine, I'm using up his—

1:44:34 Brennan: You're using up Indomitables. He used one, he survives, he is not pushed off the side. That's your bonus action.

1:44:40 Siobhan: And then, I guess I'll do a fourth level Chromatic Orb?

1:44:49 Brennan: Hell yeah.

1:44:50 Siobhan: Against him. Which is, wait 'cause 3d8 is at first level so second level would be 4d8, third 5, so 6d8 of cold damage against him. One, two, three, can I have some d8's please?

1:45:06 Brennan: What's the save he has to make?

1:45:10 Emily: I think Chromatic Orb is just a melee spell attack, isn't it?

1:45:11 Siobhan: It's a—

1:45:13 Emily: Don't you roll?

1:45:13 Siobhan: Oh yeah, it'd be attack hits. Yes it's a--

1:45:15 Emily: Yeah you roll and add to your spell attack.

1:45:17 Siobhan: So yeah, it's me. Brennan drinks his coffee and then pulls a disgusted face.

1:45:18 Brennan: Oh I forgot I put a candy dice in that. Players laugh.

1:45:22 Murph: Did you swallow it whole?

1:45:23 Brennan: No.

1:45:24 Siobhan: Drink your dice, Brennan.

1:45:26 Murph: It's like a big pointy pill.

1:45:27 Brennan: [laughing] ‘We're gonna make you drink your dice’.

1:45:29 Murph: Drink your dice, dude.

1:45:29 Emily: Drink your dice.

1:45:33 Siobhan: That is a 26 to hit.

1:45:36 Brennan: That hits, go ahead and roll damage.

1:45:38 Siobhan: One, two, three, four, five, six. 6d8? Yes. Okay, ah sorry 5, 10, 15, 18 damage.

1:45:50 Brennan: 18 damage, hell yeah. Light him up with the cold [sound effect], throw the Hand at him. That's now going to be the end of Adaine's turn. He's gonna take another legendary action, take a swing.

1:46:02 Gorgug: Kristen!

1:46:03 Brennan: Swings at Kristen, hits.

1:46:06 Emily: [holds up card] Shield.

1:46:09 Ally: [holds up the “No Cursing” sign again] Shield.

1:46:13 Brennan: And deals you 12 points of slashing damage.

1:46:15 Ally: Okay. I'm at three.

1:46:21 Brennan: That is going to be—

1:46:21 Kristen: Are you lost?

1:46:24 Brennan: That's Riz.

1:46:25 Riz: [casually] Remember me, Daybreak?

1:46:25 Murph: I shoot him. Players laugh.

1:46:32 Murph: That's a 22.

1:46:33 Gorgug: Riz, can we get that line again?

1:46:35 Brennan: 22 hits.

1:46:37 Fabian: Just energy.

1:46:40 Ally: [sleepily] Remember me...

1:46:42 Riz: Sorry, I got sleepy while I was hiding.

1:46:45 Lou: I love that.

1:46:45 Ally: Sleepy while I was hiding.

1:46:45 Emily: He took a nap?

1:46:47 Lou: It got real cold. Found a blanket in your hiding spot.

1:46:50 Murph: 11, 16, 19, 23, 26...

1:46:53 Ally: [looking at Murph’s dice] Oooh! Wow, that's a really good one.

1:46:56 Murph: 32 damage.

1:46:59 Brennan: Ooh, Jesus.

1:46:59 Emily: Incredible.

1:47:01 Brennan: Hell yeah. Blam, you blast Daybreak at the end of Riz's turn.

1:47:09 Murph: I hide, I hide again.

1:47:13 Brennan: He's gonna take a swing at Kristen with his last legendary of the round.

1:47:15 Ally: Miss, miss!

1:47:19 Brennan: On a nat 17, he hits. Ally groans.

1:47:21 Brennan: He deals you 10 points of damage.

1:47:24 Ally: All right.

1:47:24 Brennan: Is Kristen down?

1:47:25 Ally: Yeah, yeah I’m down.

1:47:25 Emily: [faux-cheerfully] Don't worry Kristen, I've got a little thing called Healing Word.

1:47:34 Brennan: Kristen, I’m gonna need a death saving throw from you.

1:47:36 Murph: Oh no, it's your turn?

1:47:39 Ally: It's a 9.

1:47:39 Brennan: That's a failure.

1:47:42 Emily: Could have been a 1.

1:47:42 Zac: That’s okay.

1:47:44 Ally: We'll be fine. What am I seeing in whatever my version of the afterlife is?

1:47:51 Brennan: You're in hell right now, so I think you're back in Silvaire kind of looking at a nice tree.

1:47:56 Kristen: Oh cool, I love nature. This tree is so nice.

1:48:01 Murph: Don't go to the tree, Kristen don't go to the tree!

1:48:04 Emily: Kristen, come back to hell.

1:48:06 Ally: I've seen so many trees.

1:48:07 Murph: You've gotta come back to hell.

1:48:11 Brennan: Ragh slams Coach Daybreak for 12 points of damage.

1:48:14 Ally: A little late.

1:48:18 Brennan: [laughs] And that's going to be Gorgug.

1:48:21 Gorgug: Kristen!

1:48:24 Zac: I run over there and I'm just gonna Recklessly attack.

1:48:27 Brennan: Cool.

1:48:29 Zac: All right. First hit is 28, Second hit 25, Third hit 27. Three hits. 11, 12, 3. So 11, 12, 3, 23, 26 plus 24. So 26 plus 24, I do...

1:49:02 Brennan: 50, Jesus.

1:49:04 Zac: 50 damage Players cheer.

1:49:06 Lou: My guy!

1:49:07 Brennan: You just start laying--

1:49:10 Daybreak: What the hell? What's that Owlbear pin doing on your hoodie?

1:49:14 Gorgug: Oh I'm on the freaking team, you dick. Group laughs. Daybreak shouts angrily.

1:49:20 Gorgug: And we're doing great. And we're doing so much better without you.

1:49:23 Daybreak: No you're not, you can't be!

1:49:26 Gorgug: You were a bad coach.

1:49:27 Fabian: Yes, we are.

1:49:27 Brennan: Fig, that is you.

1:49:29 Emily: Okay, I have to use for a spell, Healing Word on Kristen which means I'm gonna attack. Can I get the help action from Baby? 'Cause I've been rolling nothing but 2's.

1:49:40 Ally: Invisible Baby.

1:49:42 Brennan: Yes. You can get the help action--

1:49:42 Emily: I can?

1:49:43 Brennan: From Baby.

1:49:43 Ally: Juicy Baby.

1:49:44 Emily: Okay, so I guess I'm just gonna attack Daybreak. Well first, I'm gonna Healing Word bring up Kristen.

1:49:50 Kristen: [gasping] The tree!

1:49:51 Gorgug: And can I say I was standing in front of Kristen?

1:49:53 Brennan: Unfortunately you can't muscle in between where Kristen and Daybreak are. You could like, I guess you can stand over her unconscious body?

1:50:02 Zac: Sure.

1:50:02 Brennan: Cool.

1:50:03 Emily: So Kristen you get, Kristen you get 16 hit points and then I have no choice but to attack Daybreak using Booming Blade. Does a 21 hit?

1:50:14 Brennan: 21 hits.

1:50:17 Emily: Yes, okay I'm gonna use a Bardic Inspiration to do an extra 3d6. All cheer.

1:50:20 Emily: And if he willingly moves after this, he will take 2d8 more of thunder damage.

1:50:29 Brennan: Cool.

1:50:35 Emily: 17 damage.

1:50:38 Brennan: 17 damage to him? You [electric bass sound effect].

1:50:43 Emily: And let me know if he willingly moves.

1:50:45 Brennan: I will let you know if he willingly moves.

1:50:47 Siobhan: How is he still up?

1:50:49 Brennan: He’s still up.

1:50:49 Zac: He regenerates health.

1:50:53 Brennan: That's Fig's turn.

1:50:55 Emily: He regenerates health?

1:50:56 Zac: I guess.

1:50:56 Brennan: As Penelope begins to fall away, she is going to Misty Step back to the ship and Firebolt Fabian.

1:51:13 Fabian: Lame. We're just going to do this again.

1:51:17 Brennan: She hits and deals, one, two, three--

1:51:22 Siobhan: Wait how many—

1:51:22 Lou: 23.

1:51:24 Brennan: Oh shit.

1:51:26 Zac: Firebolt's a cantrip.

1:51:26 Siobhan: Yeah you're right, it’s a cantrip. I won’t Counterspell it.

1:51:29 Lou: It's 3d8. She'd have to do max.

1:51:30 Zac: I guess no one else is gonna cast a spell before she has to—

1:51:33 Brennan: 11 deals 19 points of damage to Fabian.

1:51:37 Emily: What are you at?

1:51:37 Lou: I'm at 4.

1:51:39 Siobhan: I'm just worried that she, something that's legendary, somebody else turns up.

1:51:41 Zac: I think Daybreak. Yeah, yeah.

1:51:45 Brennan: She goes

1:51:45 Penelope: Kicking a girl? Not a good look. Nice blanket.

1:51:53 Fabian: It's a sheet.

1:51:53 Adaine: It's the queen of mean.

1:51:56 Fabian: No, the queen of mean is at the other end of the ship. If you think you've got barbs, wait until you meet Vraz. Vraz waggles her tongue menacingly.

1:52:05 Brennan: You see, that is Penelope's turn. That goes back to Daybreak. He is not going to let up, takes a swing at Kristen. Misses. Takes another swing at Kristen.

1:52:20 Gorgug: Hey what about me?

1:52:22 Brennan: Hits.

1:52:22 Ally: But Gorgug's there.

1:52:24 Brennan: Doesn't matter, he's gonna try to go for you.

1:52:26 Lou: But what of Gorgug?

1:52:26 Brennan: Deals 8 points of damage.

1:52:28 Emily: You're still standing.

1:52:30 Brennan: That is Daybreak's turn.

1:52:38 Emily: Everyone try and stay up so I can do something other than Healing Word.

1:52:45 Zac: Is Tracker up now?

1:52:45 Brennan: Tracker is also up. You see--

1:52:50 Fabian: Tracker, put your blood in my mouth.

1:52:54 Kristen: Fabian?

1:52:55 Fabian: Sorry, you know like, like the spell, not like a weird— you remember.

1:53:00 Kristen: I'm not totally. I don't remember.

1:53:03 Fabian: Sandra Lynn, remember blood?

1:53:06 Gorgug: No one knows what you're talking about

1:53:08 Adaine: Kristen put your blood in Fabian's mouth.

1:53:09 Riz: Fabian you're being weird.

1:53:10 Fabian: No I'm not, it was a thing.

1:53:12 Riz: You're being weird.

1:53:12 Kristen: Nice blanket.

1:53:14 Fabian: Okay, am I in a nightmare? What's happening?

1:53:17 Gorgug: A sheet is a blanket.

1:53:17 Adaine: Yeah dude, you need help.

1:53:20 Brennan: Okay, Ayda Aguefort's about to do something extremely badass. Now let's see if she can roll well enough to see if this works.

1:53:27 Fig: [sighs] I wish I could do a cool spell in front of her.

1:53:31 Brennan: Oh shit.

1:53:32 Gorgug: You helped your friend.

1:53:32 Kristen: You brought me back to life.

1:53:34 Adaine: You did that psychic boom. That was cool.

1:53:35 Gorgug: You saved your friend's life.

1:53:35 Fig: I know, but I don't know if she saw that.

1:53:36 Gorgug: And then you stabbed him.

1:53:36 Fig: I know but it was only--

1:53:39 Gorgug: Pretty cool.

1:53:39 Fig: It didn't kill him.

1:53:41 Kristen: No, it was cool. It was cool

1:53:44 Gorgug: Literally none of us have killed anyone.

1:53:45 Kristen: She's crazy about you. You can literally sit and drink a cortado this whole fight and she’d just be, she'd love it.

1:53:50 Brennan: You see that Ayda begins to fly to the ship. She looks and says,

1:53:55 Ayda: This is becoming extremely taxing. We would like this to end.

1:54:00 Brennan: And [sound effect] as she's flying, begins to, the only way to put it is, teleport multiple times per second so there is like a flickering group of ten of her flying at the ship. And you see that she begins to slash out with her talons and simultaneously through, like, teleporting in quantum space to different places, deals 10, 18, 28 damage to Daybreak and Penelope.

1:54:31 Emily: [sarcastically] Yeah no, you’re right, my Healing Word was pretty cool. Ally and Emily laugh.

1:54:33 Zac: Is Johnny Spells here?

1:54:33 Siobhan: Yeah where's, is Johnny Spells here?

1:54:35 Brennan: [laughing] He just crawled back up. He hasn't had a chance to take a turn yet. And then, two, cool, that is now going to be, back at the top of the next order. Bill's gonna look at you, Riz, and he's going to say, he says,

1:54:57 Bill: Lad, we need an answer. Your father, he's somewhere in the city?

1:55:04 Riz: He's inside some kind of big, do you know where goblins would be?

1:55:08 Bill: [yelling] Do you love your father boy?

1:55:10 Riz: [yelling] I do, I do, but that doesn't--

1:55:11 Bill: [yelling] Do you love your father?

1:55:11 Riz: [screaming] Yes, I love him, he’s in my heart! I—

1:55:14 Brennan: You see he points at one of his pirates and says,

1:55:16 Bill: Do you believe in family?

1:55:19 Riz: Yeah.

1:55:19 Bill: Stuff him in the cannon! Players make various shocked expressions.

1:55:22 Brennan: Two of the pirates stuff you in the cannon, light the fuse—

1:55:26 Fig: No, take, send me with him!

1:55:27 Brennan: And blasts you off into the city.

1:55:28 Fig: He can't go on his own!

1:55:30 Brennan: You are blasted off into the city. [cannon firing noise] Go ahead and give me a Dexterity saving throw.

1:55:37 Lou: What's happening?

1:55:38 Emily: Can I do an Insight check to see if he's having fun?

1:55:41 Brennan: Bill Seacaster? He's having a great time.

1:55:41 Emily: No, Riz.

1:55:44 Murph: I'm just baffled. I'm like, ‘If you think it'll work, Mr. Seacaster.’ Oh no. That's a 14.

1:55:52 Zac: You have Evasion, right?

1:55:54 Murph: I don't think is a, I mean—

1:55:55 Emily: I don't think it's an attack.

1:55:56 Murph: I'm being blown out of a cannon.

1:55:58 Brennan: 14 is successful—

1:55:58 Murph: Oh great.

1:56:00 Brennan: So you take half of, you take 7 plus 6, 13 bludgeoning damage.

1:56:08 Murph: Barely alive.

1:56:10 Brennan: Boom, as you are fired off, smashed through a window into the city. And you guys see that some pirates fire Riz out of a cannon into the city.

1:56:18 Emily: How far away is he now?

1:56:20 Brennan: Probably a couple hundred feet.

1:56:21 Fabian: Papa! What are you doing?

1:56:23 Bill: We don't have the time, boy, we have to find him!

1:56:25 Fig: I understand that, but I think his hit points are pretty low.

1:56:28 Adaine: I literally have a spell that can find him!

1:56:29 Bill: He'll be fine. Clanking swords ring out.

1:56:31 Riz: [fading] I’m The Ball!

1:56:31 Adaine: Why are we throwing people out of cannons?

1:56:34 Fabian: The Ball is the Ball again.

1:56:35 Zac: Cannon Ball.

1:56:36 Brennan: Go ahead and give me another lair action roll.

1:56:40 Players: [chanting] Murph, Murph, Murph.

1:56:46 Murph: 16! Players cheer.

1:56:48 Brennan: Okay, the ship courses off over the city and begins to do this bank and it just starts broadsiding, cannons just firing tons of gold and holy water and saints' finger bones wrapped in old parchment, and the city just begins to light up as other ships of the armada begin to arrive. You tumble out of a broken, like, dark red and black stained glass window—

1:57:00 Riz: Ow.

1:57:11 Brennan: —in a strangely familiar seeming building.

1:57:18 Murph: Is anybody around?

1:57:18 Brennan: Empty room. It seems that the devils have all heard the alarms and have all sort of fled.

1:57:23 Riz: Dad?

1:57:24 Brennan: The place echoes but you see a familiar dark hallway.

1:57:29 Murph: I rush down the hallway.

1:57:29 Brennan: That's the lair action. Players groan.

1:57:37 Brennan: That's gonna be Sandra Lynn and Tracker. Tracker's gonna hit Kristen with a max level to her— Players laugh.

1:57:46 Murph: [laughing] Tracker's gonna hit Kristen with a mace.

1:57:48 Brennan: She goes, she goes,

1:57:48 Tracker: [snarling] Everyone look away.

1:57:48 Brennan: Jumps, sixty-nine. Players laugh. Ally cheers.

1:57:53 Zac: I'm in the same square! Group laughs.

1:57:56 Brennan: ‘I'm in the same square.’

1:57:58 Ally: I think your leg is hers and I'm like— [mimes stroking Gorgug’s leg]

1:58:00 Gorgug: Get off me! Don't involve me. I don't think I'm comfortable with this!

1:58:06 Brennan: Eight plus five, 13 hit points.

1:58:10 Emily: Oh. that’s crazy. I actually gave you more, huh?

1:58:11 Brennan: Kristen, you are back up. You see she looks at you, she actually just gives you a very sweet kiss on the mouth and says,

1:58:14 Tracker: Double clerics, baby, nobody can keep us down for long.

1:58:16 Kristen: That's right, that's right.

1:58:17 Tracker: Literally, they can't keep us down for long.

1:58:19 Kristen: No they really cannot. We are back up, we bounce back.

1:58:23 Brennan: That is Tracker. Sandra Lynn is going to fire twice with her bow at Daybreak. Hits once, deals damage. That is going to be Fabian.

1:58:37 Lou: We're gonna do it again. I'll swing on Penelope.

1:58:42 Brennan: Cool.

1:58:44 Lou: Does a nat 20 hit? Players cheer. Brennan laughs.

1:58:47 Players: [chanting] Crit, crit, crit.

1:58:51 Lou: So I don't double, if I use Fandrangor—

1:58:53 Siobhan: You double everything.

1:58:55 Lou: Will I double everything if I use Fandrangor?

1:58:57 Brennan: You will double everything.

1:58:58 Lou: Great, so we're gonna hit her, we're gonna do the d8.

1:59:01 Zac: What is Fandrangor's deal?

1:59:01 Lou: Fandrangor!

1:59:04 Brennan: Yeah, read off Fandrangor's abilities.

1:59:06 Lou: Yes of course. [reading from item card] Fandrangor, Sword of the North Star, Blade of the Elven Kings. Plus two to attack and damage. Finesse, one handed, 1d8 piercing. Burn a spell slot on a hit, 1d6 damage per level. Players make noises of appreciation.

1:59:18 Brennan: There you go.

1:59:19 Zac: That sounds like a pretty cool magical item.

1:59:21 Lou: It's pretty cool. So I will—

1:59:22 Zac: [points at camera] Let Brennan know if you want him to give me a magical— Group laughs.

1:59:26 Emily: Ooh, me too.

1:59:26 Siobhan: Get us in the comments if you wanna give everybody else a rad magical item.

1:59:30 Ally: I have a big bag of ice cream sandwiches.

1:59:32 Lou: So we'll do 2d8—

1:59:33 Siobhan: I gave Fabian that sword.

1:59:33 Brennan: 2d8—

1:59:34 Lou: I'll burn a second level spell.

1:59:36 Brennan: [laughing] Jesus Christ.

1:59:37 Lou: For 4d6 and then we'll make it a Mobile Flourish so we're kicking her back off— Players cheer.

1:59:43 Lou: —two more d6.

1:59:43 Zac: That's crazy.

1:59:46 Lou: Call me The Ball, cause-- Group laughs.

1:59:46 Lou: This is pretty heavy.

1:59:49 Zac: You’ve, like, backdoored your way into like, Divine Smite.

1:59:52 Lou: Oh there's so many 1s here guys 10... 3, 13.

1:59:58 Murph: You mentioned The Ball, and summoned my rolls.

2:00:01 Lou: Exactly. 20, 22 plus 9 for 31 points of damage and kicking them—

2:00:07 Ally: Off the boat?

2:00:11 Lou: Yeah, I guess if I can add both of the dice for Mobile Flourish, it would be seven feet plus five. So twelve feet. So yet again, I kick them off the boat. Brennan sighs heavily and stares into the camera.

2:00:24 Siobhan: We love to see it folks.

2:00:27 Brennan: Hold on one sec guys, I have to do something. [he changes the music the Seacaster pirate theme]

2:00:30 Murph: Yeah.

2:00:31 Brennan: You see a twirl of magic, Penelope comes back up and says,

2:00:36 Penelope: [mockingly] I'm so sorry that you've had what appears to be some kind of collapse and are like, fighting with a blanket now— Players giggle.

2:00:43 Penelope: --but I just wanna tell you something. We're gonna drag you and all your shitty stupid little, what, Bad Kid friends, to hell. Forever.

2:00:56 Fig: I actually already live here, I'm an archdevil. Brennan laughs.

2:00:58 Fabian: Yeah, did you hear that?

2:00:58 Adaine: Yeah we're just—

2:00:58 Fabian: She already lives here.

2:01:00 Adaine: —at our friend's house, dude.

2:01:02 Brennan: You see, you hear at the front, Kalvaxus say,

2:01:03 Kalvaxus: Again, if we recognize her later, I believe this fight seems mostly lost. Use reason.

2:01:10 Brennan: You see she says,

2:01:10 Penelope: Now it's time for you to go. Bye bye Fabian.

2:01:14 Brennan: [magic sound effect] And in the midst of her preparing her next spell, tell me what happens to Penelope Everpetal.

2:01:19 Lou: I think I, like, throw my sheet in such a way that it blocks her field of vision. And by the time the sheet is gone, I'm gone. Players giggle.

2:01:30 Murph: [laughing incredulously] Like that trick people do to dogs? Group laughs. Players mime holding up sheets and dropping them.

2:01:33 Lou: Yes, like that trick people do to dogs. And then by the time she notices me again, I full on like, grab her by, like, around and just full on do some kind of throw—

2:01:46 Brennan: You do like a tango swing dancing and just spin her off of the ship. She, Penelope screams.

2:01:54 Brennan: [impact noise] motes of silver light. You see up at the front, your dad, who is just now, has his hook arm stabbing repeatedly into one of the devils, looks up and just takes an entire legendary action to go,

2:02:02 Bill: [screaming] That's my darling boy!

2:02:08 Fabian: I am! I am your darling boy and I'm my own man. Those, I can be both those things. I do not need to live in your shadow!

2:02:17 Bill: No, he's my own his darling man boy!

2:02:21 Fabian: Yes I am! Group laughs.

2:02:23 Brennan: You see Penelope Everpetal is gone, baby.

2:02:28 Siobhan: Bye bitch. Players whoop.

2:02:29 Emily: Penelope Never-petal. Players make noises of agreement.

2:02:31 Murph: Niiiice.

2:02:33 Ally: That's right.

2:02:33 Emily: Thank you so much.

2:02:33 Siobhan: Yesss.

2:02:34 Emily: Thank you so much to everyone for this award.

2:02:35 Siobhan: Final Cutting Words as she falls.

2:02:36 Ally: What is Baby doing, is he dancing? Emily laughs. Siobhan dances in her seat.

2:02:38 Lou: Yes, I look to Baby.

2:02:38 Zac: Invisibly dancing?

2:02:41 Ally: Invisible dancing, yeah.

2:02:41 Emily: [laughing] Baby is invisible but doing a very crude celebration dance.

2:02:47 Fig: Baby! That is indecent!

2:02:48 Brennan: You guys see, huffing and puffing after coming his whole fucking way up here, [chuckling] you see Johnny Spells, who is still around— [music changes back to adventurous battle music]

2:02:52 Murph: Oh, no.

2:02:56 Brennan: —in this fucking fight, is gonna run up, he's going to perform a spell real quick. He goes,

2:03:05 Johnny: Oh, you thought you could forget about Johnny Spells, huh? No one ever really got into what my whole deal was, but you're going to now.

2:03:12 Fabian: Well it was, you just, you didn't fap. You were NoFap, that was your whole thing.

2:03:15 Johnny: That's not the only thing about me!

2:03:16 Fabian: That is the whole thing.

2:03:17 Adaine: That was the whole thing—

2:03:17 Gorgug: The entire thing.

2:03:18 Adaine: —that you were a predator who didn't fuck.

2:03:21 Brennan: I'm gonna need a Dexterity--

2:03:22 Siobhan: [casually] Counterspell. Players laugh.

2:03:25 Murph: [chuckling] So dismissive.

2:03:25 Brennan: [defeated] Yeah it's gone. [laughing] Yeah, it's full. He goes, Johnny exclaims.

2:03:28 Brennan: Summons this fire spell, and Adaine, you smack it out of the air.

2:03:32 Adaine: Get outta here, you weird creep.

2:03:34 Johnny: Oh mama, pretty emasculating for the NoFap warlock.

2:03:38 Adaine: I don't like that you like that it's emasculating.

2:03:40 Johnny: I like it all, li’l mama. Players laugh and groan.

2:03:42 Ally: [laughing] Li’l mama!

2:03:43 Adaine: No, no, no You're too horny, just masturbate. You're already in hell, who cares?

2:03:47 Brennan: Adaine that is gonna be your turn.

2:03:51 Siobhan: Yeah I'm gonna ignore Johnny Spells who is clearly like, a wiener and try and throw Daybreak off the ship again.

2:04:01 Brennan: Okay, hell yeah. Go ahead and roll your Athletics.

2:04:06 Siobhan: 19?

2:04:08 Brennan: 19? He had a nat 20.

2:04:11 Siobhan: Well good for him. In which case, I will... hit him with another fourth level Chromatic Orb-- So, can I get those d8's back please?

2:04:28 Zac: You got some pretty good d8's over here.

2:04:29 Siobhan: Okay I'll take a couple of these d8's.

2:04:30 Emily: Okay, cause [unintelligible] Zac and Emily pass dice to Siobhan.

2:04:31 Siobhan: Give me your kids. One, two, three, four, five..

2:04:33 Emily: --when I tried ‘em out, they didn’t, didn’t.

2:04:35 Zac: We’re just curious.

2:04:36 Murph: You do an attack roll, right?

2:04:37 Adaine: Oh, I do do an attack roll, god damn. 20.

2:04:43 Brennan: You hit, go ahead and tell me how much damage you did.

2:04:46 Siobhan: 10...

2:04:46 Zac: Mine rolled an 8.

2:04:48 Brennan: 10—

2:04:48 Siobhan: No wait, no. 22, 27 damage.

2:04:52 Brennan: 27, what type of damage?

2:04:55 Siobhan: [hesitates] Cold.

2:04:56 Brennan: Okay.

2:04:57 Siobhan: Cold, thunder, cold, thunder? Cold.

2:05:00 Brennan: Cold. So that's gonna be, hold on--

2:05:03 Siobhan: Is it only elemental? Can't do like, brilliant?

2:05:07 Siobhan: No, there's no radiant damage. I could do acid, cold, fire, lightning, poison, or thunder.

2:05:12 Brennan: Legendary action at the end of Adaine's turn, misses Kristen. That's going to be Riz, go ahead and give me an Investigation check.

2:05:23 Murph: Can I use Steady Eye to give myself advantage?

2:05:26 Brennan: Yes you can.

2:05:28 Murph: That is a 23.

2:05:31 Brennan: 23, you begin to rush down the hall. You see a familiar light coming out from a closed doorway. There is a doorway next to it that is slightly ajar, and you see, like, steel thrones in this room next to it, the door's ajar and you see the on reflection of the black marble at the back wall that, you see a reflection of your father through a two way mirror. He's in an interrogation room, and this open room can show you who's in the room with him right now.

2:06:08 Murph: Okay, do I see anybody in the room with him?

2:06:10 Brennan: You're gonna have to go into the room to find out.

2:06:14 Murph: Sweet, but real quick as I run over to it, I wanna pull out of my little sliver of mirror, make sure there's no illusions going on that are trying to mess me up between the two.

2:06:22 Brennan: You use your sliver, there's no illusions here to trick you in this room.

2:06:25 Murph: Sweet, then I will, I will go into the room that I can see into his room.

2:06:32 Brennan: Cool, go ahead and give me a Stealth roll.

2:06:35 Murph: Come on, baby, I've been doing better with these ones. Not that time though. That's okay, that's an 18.

2:06:44 Brennan: 18, you see a full, you walk in and see a full fucking pit fiend standing over your father's body in the chair. We're gonna move on from Riz's turn to Kristen.

2:07:00 Ally: Okay, I'm gonna Dimension Door the fuck away from Daybreak.

2:07:05 Brennan: You can take one other person with you, right?

2:07:06 Zac: Take Kris-- Tracker.

2:07:06 Siobhan: Yeah, Tracker.

2:07:06 Ally: I’ll take Tracker.

2:07:08 Brennan: Tracker and you are both pretty low.

2:07:09 Ally: Great, yeah, I'll take the two of us.

2:07:11 Brennan: Just like, toward the front of the ship, the back of the ship?

2:07:15 Ally: Where's the least amount of chaos going on?

2:07:19 Brennan: Front of the ship with Fabian.

2:07:20 Ally: Okay, yeah, yeah I'll do that.

2:07:20 Brennan: Cool.

2:07:22 Ally: And then, bonus action, can I Mass Healing Word?

2:07:25 Brennan: Yeah absolutely.

2:07:25 Ally: Okay cool. Maybe I'll do that first so that I can—

2:07:30 Brennan: Hit everybody?

2:07:30 Ally: Hit everybody, but yeah. So I get six creatures. So what, that's all of you guys? You four and then Tracker.

2:07:38 Zac: I'm pretty good but I would take it.

2:07:40 Ally: Okay cool.

2:07:40 Brennan: Go for it.

2:07:41 Ally: Okay yeah so then that's, I'm gonna do that as a--

2:07:43 Brennan: Cool.

2:07:46 Ally: Fourth level, we all get, what's my spell modifier here? [mumbling]

2:07:51 Lou: Wisdom?

2:07:52 Ally: Oh it's Wisdom, great great great. Oh baby! That's 14.

2:07:54 Emily: Ooh!

2:07:57 Brennan: Hell yeah.

2:07:57 Emily: Oh thank you.

2:07:58 Ally: Yeah.

2:07:58 Lou: Thank you.

2:08:05 Brennan: Daybreak's starting to look hurt. You see that he looks at Ragh and goes,

2:08:09 Daybreak: What the hell's the matter with you Ragh? Where's your team spirit?

2:08:12 Brennan: And he goes,

2:08:12 Ragh: Dude, I got plenty of team spirit. By the way: Dayne, I already said he messed me up, it was super inappropriate for you to invite teen players over to your house to do your weird religious shit. That was not cool when that happened. [grunts and stabs at Daybreak]

2:08:27 Adaine: Yes, deal with your trauma Ragh.

2:08:27 Kristen: Yes!

2:08:28 Ragh: Jawbone would be so proud of me right now!

2:08:29 Kristen and Adaine: Yes!

2:08:31 Ragh: Most people don't get a chance at this kind of closure! Emily laughs.

2:08:32 Kristen: Yes!

2:08:34 Ragh: You don't kinda get to say stuff—

2:08:35 Kristen: Yes!

2:08:35 Ragh: —to the people that wronged you after they've been murdered by your friends. I mean you guys murdered me too, but we hashed it out. I'm so glad you guys killed me that one time.

2:08:43 Adaine: You're a good person, Ragh!

2:08:44 Ragh: [weeping] You're a good person.

2:08:46 Adaine: I'm sorry I said that you shat your pants.

2:08:48 Ragh: It's okay, I did.

2:08:50 Adaine: [laughing] Actually, you didn't. Daybreak shat his pants and was— Players laugh.

2:08:53 Ragh: I didn't? I've been living this whole time, thinking I shit my pants?

2:08:55 Zac: Oh yeah...

2:08:57 Adaine: I am so sorry. I forgot until right now.

2:08:58 Kristen: We moved it onto you.

2:08:58 Brennan: Gorgug, it's your turn.