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Gilear Faeth

Gilear Faeth is the man who raised Fig Faeth, though he is not her biological father E1·00:47:44. He arrives by car looking unwell: an elf with a comb-over, a little paunch and beans on his short-sleeved shirt, working a different job after quitting his old one E1·00:47:44. He says he now lives at the Strongtower Luxury Apartments and has been eating beans E1·00:48:23. Fig disguises herself as her mother, Sandra Lynn, to dodge school, and Gilear drives her off while still calling her Sandra Lynn E1·00:49:20 E1·00:50:27. Only when they pull up at the school does he reveal that he saw through it all along E1·00:51:25 E1·00:51:33. Fig reminds him that when he found out, he told her she was no longer a Faeth E1·00:51:50 E1·00:51:55.

Gilear Faeth raised Fig Faeth but is not her biological father, and after the divorce he lives at the Strongtower Luxury Apartments E1·00:47:44 E7·00:24:39. Fig finds him among open yogurt containers and brings him to the Aguefort Adventuring Academy, where he applies by saying he served as a counselor to the elven people for many years E7·00:20:01 E7·00:26:05. Goldenhoard hires him on the spot E7·00:28:09. He later tells Gorthalax the Insatiable that he is now the lunch lad, because the guidance counselor job went to Jawbone O'Shaughnessey E9·01:16:03.

He goes with Sklonda Gukgak to the Abernant home as an "Elven intermediary" for her questions E11·01:31:37. Ragh Barkrock dumps Salisbury steak on his head at school E13·01:16:59 E13·01:17:11. When Riz Gukgak asks about him and Sklonda, he says, "Your mother is too much woman for me to handle." E13·01:20:04. The party takes his car anyway when they need to get across town E13·01:39:52 E13·01:48:57.

When the party gets threats against their homes, Riz asks Sklonda to look after Gilear E15·00:07:30. Later Gilear comes out of Sklonda's apartment holding a chair leg and says he hit someone with it, the first time he has ever struck anyone in anger E15·01:32:18 E15·01:32:31. At the end of the season the returned Arthur Aguefort makes him vice principal E17·01:07:30. In the epilogue he begs the students to get to class, admitting, "I have neither the power nor the emotional fortitude to make you do as you should" E17·01:18:46.

Gilear Faeth is Fig's non-biological dad S2E1·00:00:37. He is the vice principal, fired by text from Arthur Aguefort, who joins the party as an intern S2E1·01:39:02 S2E1·01:39:13 S2E2b·01:03:14. He is a wood elf who speaks Sylvan, and Sandra Lynn is his ex-wife S2E1·02:03:35 S2E2b·00:41:27. His card reads Former Lunch Lad, AC 10 and HP 5, and later Assistant S2E3a·00:43:01 S2E15·00:09:22. He is unemployed and broke, with his car repossessed and a ride app he can no longer use S2E2a·00:10:06 S2E2b·00:32:49 S2E2b·00:33:04.

He dies for the first time in season 2 when a barlgura kills him, and is revived with 1 HP S2E3a·00:52:24 S2E3a·01:13:32. He is named Tour Manager, calls Fig "Darling daughter," and says he was once a counselor to the elven diplomatic corps S2E3b·01:17:56 S2E4·01:09:41 S2E4·00:21:15. He drives the van, is revived by Cathilda, and is slapped by Fig, after which he collapses weeping S2E5·01:42:22 S2E5·01:43:07 S2E6·00:51:25. He is later found trapped in the van's wheel well, and is promoted to advisor S2E12·00:19:54 S2E12·01:27:00. He had been a glorified paralegal for the Elven Council S2E13·00:59:12.

Bill Seacaster shoots him dead in the sea battle, and Revivify brings him back at 1 HP S2E15·00:09:08 S2E15·00:34:03. He dies again in the crash, and says he has died the most times of anyone S2E16·00:11:13 S2E16·01:36:18. He hides in Riz's briefcase with the Armor of Sin, is expelled dead from the armor, and Fig brings him back to life through a portal into his chest of flame S2E19·02:05:08 S2E19·01:54:16 S2E19·01:56:50. In the finale he escorts the crown, calls himself an assistant, and moves into the Seacaster master bedroom S2E20·04:06:35 S2E20·04:38:47.

The end-of-season-2.5 summary isn't written yet; below is the summary at the end of season 2. The Seven is covered under “By episode”.

Gilear Faeth is Fig's non-biological dad, a former vice principal who became the party's intern and advisor in season 2, partner of Hallariel Seacaster, and the one who has died the most times S2E1·00:00:37 S2E2b·01:03:14 S2E12·01:27:00 S2E16·01:36:18 S2E20·04:38:47. In season 3 Fig says she may be paying "a debt that Gilear owes" S3E8·00:19:33. His card then calls him Aguefort Vice Principal, and Fig says "Gilear's my dad." S3E10·00:38:33 S3E10·00:35:05. Hallariel says his back cracked at a dance and he stood up two inches taller S3E10·00:38:27. Hallariel says he is the king of a dance festival for a day S3E10·00:35:19.

Fig greets him and Kristen tousles his hair, and a gold coin falls out S3E11·01:20:18 S3E11·01:20:22. A spectral Gilear with long blonde hair in elven finery bursts from Mordred Manor, and as the curse leaves Fig his real face weeps and says "Daughter, please!" S3E12·01:28:34 S3E12·01:30:27. He says "A curse is a state of mind." while holding hands with Hallariel to announce exciting news S3E13·00:56:41 S3E13·00:56:56. Gilear texts Fabian to check the attic, and Brennan says his curse is broken and he is unlucky again but has self-esteem S3E16·00:39:35 S3E16·00:40:03. Fig hopes to move in once Gilear gets back S3E19·00:07:57. In the epilogue he says they are getting a dog to protect the new baby S3E20·02:39:23.

By episode

S1 E1: The Beginning Begins (Ep. 1)

Gilear Faeth (card: "GILEAR FAETH / FIG'S "DAD"") — elf who raised Fig; balding, comb-over, beans on shirt; lives at Strongtower Luxury Apartments; quit his old job — 00:47:44, 00:48:23. Said "You're no longer a Faeth" when he found out (per Fig) — 00:51:55.

S1 E7: The Graveyard of Good and Evil (Ep. 7)

Gilear Faeth — Fig's "father"; elf; lives at the Strongtower Luxury Apartments amid yogurt containers; put on weight "after the divorce" — 00:25:28, 00:22:55, 00:20:01, 00:24:39

"I served as a counselor to the elven people for many long years" — 00:26:05

Hired; works the lunch line in a hairnet — 00:28:09, 00:28:51
"In addition to yogurt, it seems I am now covered in all manner of wet foods!" — 00:34:15
Sees Riz take the first aid kit and does not stop him: "Um, I don't know my job well enough to know if you're allowed to do that, but if you're not, don't." — 00:34:24; Riz: "one of my friends got a cut" — 00:34:31
His thinning hair; "Not that elves necessarily go bald" — 00:23:32

S1 E9: Dishing with a Demon (Ep. 9)

Gilear — "the lunch lad", Fig's stepdad — 00:18:32, 00:18:37. Gorthalax calls him "Gil" — 00:48:24

"I went to apply for the guidance counselor position, but I was usurped by a drug-dealing werewolf named Jawbone." — 01:16:03

His car broke down; takes the bus — 01:17:36

S1 E11: Cool Kids, Cold Case (Ep. 11)

Gilear Faeth — Fig's father figure ("Very well, daughter.") — 00:31:08, 00:35:45. Elf; fungal infection from a leaking pipe — 00:31:55. Brings "Costco brand Elven wine" — 00:32:58. Has a night job; scavenges Bastion Market turkey — 01:18:40, 01:18:26. Goes with Sklonda as "Elven intermediary" — 01:31:37

"Another own goal for Gilear Faeth, yes." — 00:35:45

S1 E13: First Kisses and Last Words (Ep. 13)

Gilear — lives at Strongtower; works at school as "Lunch Lad" — 01:39:55; Ragh dumped Salisbury steak on his head — 01:16:59, 01:17:11

"Your mother is too much woman for me to handle." — 01:20:04

"I have made several reports to the police today, you need to tell me these things in advance." — 01:49:02 (text to Fig about his car)

"Terrible accident." — 01:18:47 (on the oracles' ship)

S1 E15: Family in Flames (Ep. 15)

Gilear — at Strongtower; "Gilear's got a little knife" — 00:07:48; hits someone with a chair leg — 01:32:31

"I have never struck another being in anger before." — 01:32:31

S1 E17: Prompocalypse - Pt. 2 (Ep. 17)

Gilear — "the Lunch Lad"; made vice principal — 01:07:30

"I have neither the power nor the emotional fortitude to make you do as you should" — 01:18:46

S2 E1: Sophomores Start

Gilear — Fig's "non-biological dad" — 00:00:37; speaks of "my ex-wife and her extremely personable new boyfriend" (Sandra Lynn is Fig's mother) — 00:42:58; vice principal fired by Aguefort — 01:39:02, 01:39:13; canon wood elf who speaks Sylvan — 02:03:35, 02:03:56

"My life is a trap from which I cannot escape." — 01:39:27

S2 E2a: Mirror Madness (Part 1)

Gilear — intern lanyard, clipboard, pager-crystal with earpiece; "I am completely unprepared for the perils at hand and am deeply frightened." — 00:10:31. He is unemployed: "as again, I am unemployed" — 00:10:06. Hallariel's lover. Fabian: "Gilear is coming." — 00:44:28

Wears a short-sleeve plaid button-up and slacks, a pen behind his ear; sits eating "one hardboiled egg" — 00:06:55, 00:07:34. Cafe: "The one nearby banned me because too many of my debit cards failed." — 00:09:37. Offers his service: "I do everything in my power to enable your heroic deeds." — 00:10:06. Sandra Lynn greets his name awkwardly: "Oh, Gilear, uh..." — 00:41:01.

S2 E2b: Mirror Madness (Part 2)

Gilear — intern; car repossessed; walked from downtown "on the shoulder of the highway" and "was hit by a Vespa about halfway" — 00:32:49. Fabian says the walk is "good for you, Gilear. Getting your calves strong." — 00:33:14; a city bus driver threatened to "stomp my goon ass" if he ever got on his bus again — 00:33:54; the cafe staff "didn't know what a cortado was" so he "had to figure that out" — 00:34:23. Cannot use the ride app: "I can no longer use the app for personal reasons." — 00:33:04. Saw Fig's bus at the mall — 00:34:58. Bowel troubles; spent "the better part of the last 90 minutes" in the bathroom — 01:01:15. Officially "our intern" — 01:03:14.

S2 E3a: Havoc at the Hotel Cavalier (Part 1)

Gilear Faeth ("FORMER LUNCH LAD", AC 10, HP 5; Brennan reads modifiers "Strength, 0, Dex, 0, Constitution -1 Intelligence, +1 Wisdom, +1 Charisma, -2" — 00:43:01). "I am not an authority figure to the degree that Fig’s mother or Cathilda are" — 00:26:52. Natural 20 on initiative, "his first initiative roll of Fantasy High" — 00:38:29. Retreats from the elevator, "hunkers down and covers his face with his hands, taking the dodge action" — 00:42:11. Killed by a barlgura — 00:52:24; revived with 1 HP — 01:13:32; recalls the afterlife: "You! You grabbed my soul and talked to me." — 01:14:17

S2 E3b: Havoc at the Hotel Cavalier (Part 2)

Gilear — Fig calls him dad (00:46:49); dies and is brought back to full health; says "I died today." — 00:46:56; swaddled in a blanket in the van — 00:42:21; holds Boggy and cries — 00:47:28; "I'm not the Nightmare King, all right?" — 00:45:56; wants to be a helper: "I can help all of you be that, in your own." — 00:49:44; named Tour Manager — 01:17:56.

S2 E4: Heartache On the Celestine Sea

Gilear — addresses Fig as "Darling daughter" — 01:09:41; "my daughter" — 00:35:43; recovers from dying — 00:02:02. Says he was a counselor to the elven diplomatic corps — 00:21:15

"I was a diplomat for the elven people for some time." — 00:06:34

Gilear (more) — "I provided counsel to the diplomatic corps about the inner workings of different cultures" — 00:21:15; "I possessed an insight into the minds and hearts of other people that eludes high elves at certain times." — 00:21:15; his stall: "sometimes you hit a sort of inertia, right?" — 00:22:26; says the demons "went for me first" — 00:24:43; "I've only ever tried my best to help and failed incredibly" — 00:36:01; calls Fig "Figueroth" — 01:10:53; the "chosen one" tease: Adaine, "He's absolutely not the chosen one." — 00:25:06; "I know, tour manager, it's on my lanyard." — 01:12:47; his yogurt tube: "You don't need a spoon, it's just a tube." — 01:14:39; "I don't begin to understand the extradimensional spaces created by the blankets in this van." — 01:09:30; raises a hand for "Up top" and Sandra Lynn refuses — 01:02:52, 01:02:58; chooses a radio program: "There's one I want to listen to." — 01:58:24

"Your biological father, a powerful prince of the nine hells failed once again to not get stuck in a rock." — 01:12:02

"And I, and I failed to not get absolutely rocked in the dome by a gorilla demon." — 01:12:32

S2 E5: Leviathan Rock City

Gilear — hireling; drives the van; killed or unconscious then revived by Cathilda — 01:42:22, 01:43:07; "I'm crying so hard that I can't see!" — 01:46:10

"I think someone has spiked my stew with drugs" (it is spice); Kristen's Warding Bond; a little hookah coil in the stew: Gorgug "I think a little coil from the hookah fell into your stew." — 01:59:41; also apologized after a stranger in the bathroom called him "their hearty", and was punched in the face — 01:59:16, 02:00:37

S2 E6: Pirate Brawl

Gilear — "I cannot be held responsible!" — 00:51:05; slapped by Fig, collapses weeping — 00:51:25

S2 E7: The Friendship Section

Gilear — an elf NPC who travels in the van; seized by pirates and released; Fig casts Suggestion on him; Fabian's mood is called "real Gilear energy" — 01:34:28. Pirates call him a "LOUSY LAYABOUT" — 01:03:42. Role/origin not explained in this episode [UNCLEAR].

S2 E8: The Row and the Ruction

Gilear Faeth — Fig's father; card "GILEAR / FAETH / FORMER INTERN / AC: 10 / HP: 5" — 00:29:25 (frame) [?] (caption says AC 5, HP 10 — 00:29:15). Sent to the van to get Garthy — 00:20:14; crashes the van (he had not shifted into reverse: "I hadn't shifted into reverse." — 02:13:43); borrows 250 gold — 02:21:27.

"My best tends to decrease in value with each passing day of my immortal life." — 02:15:28

S2 E10: The Dangerous Mind of Aelwyn Abernant

Gilear — stays with the van; has a purple band above his ankle: "I shall remain with the van, and I shall not drive it under any circumstance." — 00:04:24, 00:04:46

S2 E11: Revelations & Revivifications

Gilear — present at the picture test; says "I think we all know I can't see anything." — 00:52:28. Hallariel ate his yogurt — 01:15:44.

S2 E12: Crustaceans & Crushes

Gilear Faeth — Fig's father figure/advisor; frame card: "FORMER INTERN", AC 10, HP 5 — 00:34:30. Was trapped in the van's wheel well since "early the morning that we awoke at Kei Lumennura" — 00:19:54

"Children. Thank you. I got jammed up there under the wheel." — 00:19:26

"I actually work for the collective. I'm an intern." — 01:26:54

Promoted: "You've been promoted to advisor." — 01:27:00. Calls Fig "Daughter" — 00:27:49. Goes to make sandwiches — 02:08:40. Looks better in the beret, standing straighter — 02:09:19

"I was eating an apple, so that's part of it is that I put the apple in my mouth, I put the apple in my mouth to shift and I had my foot out--" — 00:20:56

S2 E13: Hellbound

Gilear — Fig's father figure/"daughter" speaker; formerly Elven Council "glorified paralegal" — 00:59:12; "I am not a lawyer" — 00:59:12; Detect Poison and Disease: "a powerful aura coming from his feet. Other than that, nothing." — 01:12:45

S2 E14: Daddies & Demons

Gilear — apologizes for choking in court — 00:08:41; refuses the "kink armor" ("I'm not going to put on the kink armor, please stop.") — 00:25:12; mothers the group ("I'm gonna step in as a parent now.") — 01:23:12; says Sandra Lynn's pass at him "was just more of a pregnant pause" — 01:17:46.

S2 E15: Blast From the Passed

Gilear Faeth — card: ASSISTANT, AC 10, HP 5, STR 10 DEX 11 CON 9 INT 12 WIS 13 CHA 7 — frame 00:09:22. Asks Bill "Is there a safe place to hide?" — 00:08:47. Shot (24 damage) — 00:09:08; Revivify, 1 hit point — 00:34:03; hides in the golden sarcophagus after a natural 5 Insight — 01:08:39; picked up in the sarcophagus within the Twilit Sanctuary for 6 temp HP — 01:25:16. "Gilear is holding a sword that he has no physical ability to lift." — 00:36:13

S2 E16: My Green Heaven

Gilear — Fig's father; frame card "GILEAR / FAETH / ASSISTANT / AC: 10 / HP: 5 / STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA / 10 11 9 12 13 7" — 01:29:39. Trapped in a sarcophagus; "I can't open the door of the sarcophagus." — 00:04:30. Dies again in the crash — 00:11:13. Kitchen got termites; landlord's adult son threatens him — 01:19:59, 01:20:13. Stays at Holly Hill — 01:38:52, 01:39:47. Says he was "named The Chosen One as a cruel joke" by Fabian — 00:05:02

"I am unique in the distinction of having died the most times." — 01:36:18

S2 E17: The Forest of the Nightmare King

Gilear — Fig's father figure; "Daughter, is everything—" — 00:31:08; stays out of the forest

S2 E18: Fearful Symmetry

Gilear (mentioned, "a dead Gilear" as a possible fear; later in Adaine's orb) — 00:58:51, 02:12:30; Gorthalax in the orb — 02:12:30

S2 E19: Spring Break! I Believe In You! (Part 1)

Gilear Faeth — Fig's father; frame card: GILEAR / FAETH / ASSISTANT, AC 10, HP 5 — 01:51:18. Hid in Riz's briefcase with the Armor of Sin: "I took the armor while you were sleeping and I hid in Riz's briefcase." — 02:05:08. Dies when the armor expels him, is Revivified — 01:54:16, 01:56:50.

S2 E20: Spring Break! I Believe In You! (Part 2)

Gilear Faeth — Fig's assistant/counselor, "a counselor to, former, I'm an assistant" — 04:06:35. Stays high in the sky on Baxter — 00:49:57. Not restored to his pride armor — 04:04:35. Escorts the crown — 04:06:35. Moves into the Seacaster master bedroom — 04:38:47

7M E2: In or Out

Gilear Faeth — Vice Principal, "former lunch lad" (card: GILEAR FAETH / VICE PRINCIPAL, FORMER LUNCH LAD, 00:16:45); smells of spoiled yogurt per students — 00:19:25; given an atomic wedgie — 00:16:52. Sends the schedule-clearing email — 01:03:01.

"Children, please do not roughhouse or horse around." — 00:16:44

S3 E3: Not All Who Wanda Are Lost

Gilear Faeth — absent vice principal/interim principal Faeth, on vacation ("Gilear and Mama are out on a cruise"), which is why Grix is "Emergency Backup Interim Principal" — 00:31:15, 00:36:43, 00:55:38

S3 E8: Fracas at the Frostyfaire Folk Festival

Gilear — Fig's associate; she may be paying "a debt that Gilear owes" — 00:19:33, 00:53:24.

S3 E10: Cursed Out

Gilear Faeth — Fig's father, Aguefort Vice Principal (frame 00:38:33); his back cracked at the dance and "he was two inches taller" — 00:38:27. Fig: "Gilear's my dad." — 00:35:05.

S3 E11: A Very Merry Moonar Yulenear

Gilear Faeth — Fig's dad, Aguefort Vice Principal (card); exceptionally lucky — 01:20:13

S3 E12: Baron's Game

Gilear — spectral, long blonde hair, elven finery, "a Gilear that never was" — 01:28:34; real face weeps: "Daughter, please! The children, are you all right?" — 01:30:27.