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Sir Theobald Gumbar
Sir Theobald Gumbar is a gummy bear knight in heavy armour with a cape and a battle pop shield, who says he protects the king and everyone in the castle CC E1·00:04:12 CC E1·00:05:01. His familiar is Sprinkle CC E1·01:14:49. He is put in charge of the Tartguard on the road CC E1·01:53:30.
Theobald is the knight-guardian of House Rocks and of the princesses: a gummy bear who wields Battlepop and Swirlwarden with Green-Flame Blade, and who says he was once a ward of Aunt Lazuli CC E2·00:37:56 CC E3·00:34:07. He takes arrows for his king, unhorses Lady Plumbeline in the joust, and disarms Scravoya CC E2·00:56:23 CC E4·00:32:41 CC E4·01:00:58. He is one of the party at the cathedral fight, where he receives Fly from Lapin, flies the others out, and catches Amethar when he jumps CC E6·00:38:34 CC E6·00:43:19 CC E6·01:37:48.
After Lapin and Jet are gone he stays the steady guardian of the survivors. He dismisses Sprinkle, who goes with Jet, and conjures the snake Princess as a new familiar CC E11·00:18:10 CC E11·00:18:57. He works out what Saccharina's claim means for the Concord and sends a Message to his king CC E11·01:25:48 CC E11·01:27:28. He cuts Joren down from the gallows rope with Green-Flame Blade CC E12·00:32:43. At the monastery of the Spinning Star he calls himself captain of the King's Guard, now the Queen's Guard CC E13·01:08:21. He leads the Knights of North-Gumbia in the battle for Castle Candy, takes an arrow for Cinnamon, and fights Keradin one-on-one CC E16·01:04:12 CC E17·00:57:08 CC E17·01:06:37.
After the siege he realizes with a natural 20 History check that the Book of Saint Citrina lets Amethar reestablish the Concord CC E17·02:07:54 CC E17·02:08:30. At the end he tells Amethar and Ruby he wished they had told him of the claim to the throne, and Ruby tells him to go to Gooey CC E17·02:16:57 CC E17·02:17:45. Brennan says the Knights of North-Gumbia serve the new queen CC E17·02:14:33.
Character sheet — A Crown of Candy
A Crown of Candy sheet of Sir Theobald Gumbar (played by Brian Murphy). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.
Race
Gummy bear CC E1·00:05:01—
Class
Fighter CC E2·00:33:53—
Subclass
Eldritch Knight CC E2·00:33:53—
Level
AC
HP max
68 CC E12·02:10:33—
Features
- Heavy Armor Master — Feat shown on the character card. CC E2·00:33:53
- Action Surge — Used in the fight on the road. CC E2·00:36:34
- Second Wind — Used to heal. CC E2·01:03:43
- Protection — Fighting style: imposes disadvantage on an attack against an ally (reaction with the shield). CC E2·01:30:24
- Shield reaction (take damage for an ally) — Uses the shield to take damage meant for the king. CC E2·00:56:23
- Tough — Feat added on the character card. CC E4·00:32:02
- Heavy armor (stealth disadvantage) — Plate gives disadvantage on Stealth. CC E7·01:03:07
- War Magic — Eldritch Knight: casts a cantrip and attacks (Green Flame Blade) in one turn. CC E10·00:01:24
- Alert — Feat added on the character card; initiative 24 with Alert is said in CC_12. CC E12·00:31:10
Spells
- Green-Flame Blade — Cantrip used with his weapon. CC E2·00:34:34
- Compelled Duel — Used on the enemy captain. CC E2·00:36:30
- Jump — Cast on Amethar. CC E2·01:42:15
- Message — Sends private messages. CC E4·01:51:38
- Shield — Spell used in battle (AC 26). CC E8·00:25:19
- Knock — Cast on a door. CC E9·02:09:41
- Find Familiar — Calls a licorice snake familiar, Princess. CC E11·00:18:44
- Misty Step — Teleports to the gallows. CC E12·00:31:11
- Absorb Elements — Halves incoming damage. CC E14·00:46:04
- Protection from Evil and Good — Cast on Saccharina. CC E14·00:41:57
Items
- Sprinkle — Familiar shown on a card; gives advantage and help actions. CC E1·01:14:54
- Battlepop the Broadsicle — Sword wielded in the right arm; glows with freezing orange energy; lets him cast Compelled Duel as a bonus action. CC E2·00:36:13 CC E2·00:37:56
- Swirlwarden the Suckershield — Shield wielded in the left arm; blocks blows. CC E2·00:37:56
- Swirlwarden the Suckershield (reaction leap) — Its reaction leap catches a thrown circlet. CC E3·01:04:52
- Sprinkle (animated) — Theobald animates Sprinkle; he learned how from Lazuli. CC E3·00:35:32
- Sprinkle — sent away with Jet for a while and dismissed. CC E11·00:18:10
- Princess — Licorice snake familiar gained through Find Familiar; gives advantage. CC E11·00:19:27
- Hand axes — Two hand axes thrown. CC E14·01:08:33
By episode
CC E1: There Is Strength in Sweetness
- Self-description: "I protect the king, King Amethar, and also, really everyone in the castle." — 00:04:12. He distrusts Lapin: "Do not trust the chancellor" — 00:04:12
- Gummy bear in heavy armour with a cape and a "battle pop" shield — 00:05:01; familiar Sprinkle (card: "FAMILIAR OF SIR THEOBALD GUMBAR") — 01:14:49, 01:14:54
- Bends the knee loudly to coax the princesses down — 00:10:32; quarrels with Lapin in the tower — 00:14:36
- Failing Perception (disadvantage, 2 and 4; then 7) he misses the scarecrows and the view from the window — 00:15:10, 00:16:08
- Sets the group's pattern: princesses are "grounded", then agrees to lessons — 00:26:00, 00:27:46
- Insight 18: senses the twins are hiding something — 00:26:23. Deception 19 later, standing by during training — 01:13:38
- Dances on royal order, "I lock eyes with the king." — 01:34:32
- Wants Toby to come along; has to command the Tartguard — 01:53:30
- Tells the group not to talk of the Sugar-Plum Fairy on the road — 01:57:45
"Yes, we really need a win. I mean, just absolutely need a win." — 00:08:47
CC E2: Ambush On the Sucrosi Road
- On seeing an empty field he asks the table: "Anybody think it's weird that there's no farmers out there?" and calls "the Princess has been shot!" — 00:05:10
- Wields Battlepop the Broadsicle in his right arm and Swirlwarden the Suckershield in his left; "it glows with freezing orange energy" — 00:37:56
- Beheads a brigand with the first flurry of strokes; the freezing orange light singes the eyes of those beside him — 00:37:56
- Fights with Green Flame Blade, Compelled Duel on the captain, and Action Surge — 00:34:34, 00:36:30, 00:36:34
- The captain answers in a French-style accent after Compelled Duel: "I do have honor." — 00:38:52
- Takes an arrow for the king with his shield: "I will use my bonus action Shield thing to take the damage for my king." — 00:56:23
- Hands Sprinkle to Jet for a help action and uses Protection and Second Wind — 01:02:49, 01:03:43, 01:18:00
- Uses Protection a second time on the reroll against the blow at Jet: "Can I use Protection to give them disadvantage?" — 01:30:24
- Casts Jump on Amethar to get him out of the fight — 01:42:15; "Get out of the mix please, my lord." — 01:42:41
- Tells Grissini's men to grab a survivor: "Just a tackle, like we practiced!" — 01:51:15
- Searches around the farmhouse for what the brigands left (Investigation 14, Sprinkle helping): "Sniff around, Sprinkle." — 02:01:50, 02:01:58
- Asks the farmers whether they overheard anything — 02:01:28; calls Lapin over to read Swirlie because "You are a bit more insightful than me." — 02:03:07
- Reacts to Jet's first wound ("It is not a killing blow" 00:44:24): "Okay, good job Jet, but also—" — 00:44:41; admits "I'm sorry, that was really good." — 00:44:28
- Shouts to the field "Keep one of them alive!" — 01:48:33
"Duel me, 1v1 me. Have you no honor?" — 00:37:46
CC E3: Keep Sharp
- Learned that there are no steeds, meeps or "Dairy steeds" around the farm, which leaves "that little question mark on the end of this mystery with marauders" (DM's description) — 00:06:06
- Says the attack was "obviously some kind of coordinated attack" — 00:06:25
- Declares to the princesses and Liam: "under no circumstances are you to stop studying magic." — 00:33:27
- Says he was once a ward, for the Aunt Lazuli: "But I was once a ward too, I was a ward-- For your Aunt Lazuli." — 00:34:07, 00:34:10
- Admits he is no wizard: "I'm not great at magic, okay? This is what I can do." — 00:35:12; "I learned how to animate Sprinkle from your Aunt Lazuli." — 00:35:32
- Says of Lazuli's death: "she might have known you were coming" — 00:36:31
- Tells the girls Lazuli researched secretly "until your aunt Rococoa was queen, and she could be her archwizard." — 00:38:15
- Promises Jet banned books: "if you want some banned books, I have some seriously banned books." — 00:41:07
- Teaches Ruby the spell that Lazuli taught him: "Yes, I'll teach you, but we need to be really down low about it." — 00:44:40; the DM says he taught the princesses "a spell" and was "never a wizardly minded guy" — 00:51:06
- Blocks Calroy's probing: "I believe I was outside the carriage at the time of whatever is being referred to." — 00:53:29; Deception roll 8, no outcome stated (Calroy just follows up: "Ah, so this happened when the battle had already broken out?") — 00:53:40, 00:53:47; "Whoever did this, it's not the chancellor." — 00:54:34
- Catches Ruby's thrown circlet with Swirl Warden's reaction leap — 01:04:52
- Tells the king: "Be careful, you don't know who your friends are." — 01:07:49; stands with Liam, "Wards stick together, okay?" — 01:16:16; "Somebody here set us up. I can guarantee it." — 01:16:17
- Takes Liam to interrupt Primsy and Stilton (Perception 21 with Sprinkle's help) — 01:30:09, 01:31:25
- Decides to tell Lapin rather than the Dairy trio, because he does not know which of Brie, Annabelle and Jack to trust — 01:56:07, 01:56:13
- Urges the king to stand with the Dairy delegation (Insight 22) — 02:00:12, 02:00:45
- Signs up for the joust — 02:07:03; lends Sprinkle to Jet as a "cheering section" — 02:08:49
"Probably because of the way Candia is." — 00:06:25
CC E4: The Grand Tournament
- Told the king, the children and Calroy about "the stinky cheese boy" — 00:05:44, 00:05:55, 00:06:09
- Message gag: points at Jet and tells her "You know you need arcane ability to do this, right?" and "Just so you know, I can't hear anything you were saying to Ruby." — 00:10:52, 00:11:16
- Warns the group: "there are many "accidents" that happen in tournaments" — 00:11:56
- Joust: Animal Handling 14, attack 24, Athletics 15; unhorses Lady Plumbeline in the first of three lances — 00:32:41, 00:32:53, 00:33:23, 00:33:33
- Tries to help Plumbeline up (Charisma with disadvantage, 9); she slaps the hand away — 00:34:51, 00:35:09
- Disarms Scravoya (Action Surge, Athletics 24 against her 13): "The fight is over!" — 01:00:58, 01:01:48
- Shouts "He has poison!" to the crowd — 01:12:06
- Sleight of Hand to pull the daggers from Keradin: 7, fails — 01:24:02
- Thanks Liam: "You've saved the King's life, we’re in your debt!" — 01:38:46
- Asks to join the investigation of Keradin, "follow to the dungeons to question him" — 01:35:10
- Proposes making Liam a knight: "What if Liam were a knight?" — 01:46:15; "I'm the Lord Commander of the king's guard and Liam just saved the king's life!" — 01:46:30
- Offers Jet the loan of Sprinkle and to "check in on you through the eye thing" — 01:41:14
- Helps Lapin (help action; Message) and tells Grissini "You already lost your honor, this is how you get it back!" — 01:48:48, 01:55:45
- Per Murph, Theo is "getting flashes of cheese people pretending to be meat people" while watching Keradin — 01:23:02
CC E5: Lapin's Big Day
- Tries to inhabit Sprinkle at over 100 feet; "I tried, it didn't go well. I have a headache now." — 00:17:19
- Unrolls a scroll to nominate Amethar: "I nominate the good King Amethar of House Rocks, first of his name" — 01:04:41
- Charisma with disadvantage 2 on Annabelle; she warns "it won't be words we share, Sir Theobald" — 01:07:41, 01:07:48
- Offers to give up his weapon and share Liam's cell: "As ward of Candia, I think our king would see this as a slap in the face to not have a representative there." — 01:54:51; "Sweet, I slip Sprinkle to Jet." — 01:55:25
- Checks the Book of Leaves from the first pew: 11 Arcana or 14 History; Brennan: "It's the real relic" — 02:07:50, 02:08:01
CC E6: Chaos in the Cathedral
- Reaction: "Swirlwarden" against Bonathan's swipe; "Fuck the Bulb!" (Theobald) — 00:09:22, 00:09:37. Damage "3 plus 3 is 6, back down to 3" — 00:09:45.
- Spits at Plumbeline: "You disgrace your father!" and "You are a rotten, rotten fruit!" — 00:24:04, 00:24:05.
- Hit by Plumbeline's natural 20 knife: 30, minus 3 = 27 — 00:33:31, 00:33:38. Hit points: "I'm at 35." — 00:38:38
- Receives Fly; "Thank you, Chancellor." and later "I misjudged you, Chancellor!" — 00:38:34, 00:39:14; Lapin answers "Oh shut up." — 00:39:16
- Amethar tells him: "Take my daughters and leave this place." — 00:43:19. Flies 60 feet with Liam and Preston (Athletics 10 and 19), returns for Ruby (Athletics natural 1, then 29 with Sprinkle's help after Action Surge) — 00:43:44, 00:45:09, 00:47:05, 00:47:27. Gives everyone the finger: "Long live the Sweetening Path!" — 00:45:40
- Takes a rope from Ruby; tries to shoulder-ram a window twice (fail, then 18 and 19, the 19 breaks the weakened stone), Dexterity save 12 (DC 15), falls out for 7 — 01:13:05, 01:14:36, 01:33:28, 01:34:25, 01:34:32.
- Holds Compelled Duel back ("in case things get even worse") because Keradin is almost twice the 30-foot range and the fog blocks sight — 01:15:37, 01:15:53.
- Catches Amethar when he jumps, taking 8 — 01:37:48. Last shout: "We need to go, now!" — 01:42:19
CC E7: Escape From the Bulb Creeps
- Thinks "Amethar was a goner" and obeys Jet in silence — 00:22:21. In the flashback, calls Lazuli "the Lady Archmage Lazuli, first of her name of the House Rocks" — 00:25:08. Told to "Think for yourself and be curious." — 00:26:36.
- Apologises: "nothing that happened back there is anyone's fault. Lapin was a good bunny." — 00:43:31; "I was so mean to him, and he was a better kingsguard than I was." — 00:51:11.
- Sprinkle gives Murph's Stealth check advantage (cancels plate disadvantage) — 01:03:07; Insight 22 spots the last boxes loaded — 01:01:00; Perception 18 picks the heavy milk crate — 01:05:10.
- Messages Primsy "Don't scream, no matter what you see." with Persuasion at disadvantage: 3 — 01:23:30, 01:23:47. Insight: natural 1 — 01:41:26. Tea Persuasion: "a 2" — 01:43:03; Brennan, to the camera: "shout out to the two crew." — 01:43:03. Hurt by Primsy's "nutter" — 01:44:20.
CC E8: Deep Bleu Sea
- Plans to take the ships: "We need to get one of these ships or we're going into this yogurt!" — 00:06:08
- Uses Shield (AC 26) against arrows — 00:25:19
- Improvised swing: throws his sword at a rope as a bonus action (Dex check 15), natural 20 ("Thank you for fucking Sprinkle!"), then natural 20 on the climb — 00:46:43, 00:46:49, 00:48:18
- Brennan: "Fighting in a sinking ship in full armor, in defiance of God and man." — 00:49:11
- Medicine natural 1 on Primsy: revives her and knocks her out again with his elbow — 00:49:53, 00:50:21
- Remembers Cumulous from Comida (Lazuli handing him paper); asks "Did someone named Lazuli make you?" — 01:02:03, 01:23:30
- Nods to Annabelle and says "Hope we're good now?" after shoving a Marauder overboard — 01:27:50
- Falls into the sea (d4: 4), uses Swirlwarden and Sprinkle to get back, and takes 13 damage meant for Cumulous — 01:35:53, 01:51:28, 01:52:44
- Prone in the lifeboat holding an oar to Amethar, Second Wind for 14 — 02:01:32, 02:01:49, 02:01:42
- After the battle: "How did you get that pendant?" and "Were you sent here specifically by the Archmage?" — 02:17:09, 02:20:23
CC E9: Safe Harbor
- Strength 19 in the storm check — 00:04:50
- Asks Cumulous "are there more like you?" and "What's stopping the rest of you from getting through?" — 00:11:38, 00:11:49
- On Lazuli: "She kinda ruled." — 00:14:01
- "It was an ambush." / "I would say we were bamboozled." — 00:33:08, 00:33:18
- Reads the scroll of titles aloud at the castle gate — 01:18:01
- "Limon, if you were covered with shit, you're still a crawling piece of shit." — 01:19:21
- Private message to Caramelinda: "They reminded me of General Rococoa and the Archmage Lazuli, who did equally brave things at their age." — 01:26:35
- Finds Sir Toby's quarters messy, the body "butchered in a corner"; locked in; "I cast Knock on the door." — 02:08:19, 02:09:41
CC E10: Blood & Bread
- Rolls initiative alone, 11, and gets a surprise round: "You're gonna get a surprise round on them." — 00:01:08
- Uses War Magic with Green Flame Blade and Sprinkle's advantage to kill the three guards locked around him; "You made a huge mistake not killing me first, you stupid little muffins." — 00:01:24
- Investigation natural 1, but he finds Caramelinda anyway — 00:04:25, 00:04:30
- To the queen: "My queen, we're being attacked by Calroy's soldiers." — 00:04:41
- Wonders aloud: "Either Calroy has been betrayed or he betrayed us." — 00:07:26
- On Amethar: "perhaps his greatest is that he's very difficult to kill." — 00:08:23
- Proposes Ruby use her mind magic on a senior officer so that the soldiers "charge in" — 00:34:04
- Mage Hand on his armor (Ruby, first-level) removes his stealth disadvantage "for a number of rounds equal to your level" — seven rounds — 00:36:15, 00:36:29
- Goes with Ruby (and Caramelinda) running for the ship, not to the shop: "I'll go with Ruby"; later takes a crossbow hit meant for Liam with Swirlwarden ("Seven points of damage down to four"): "No one else dies today." — 01:29:29, 01:32:16, 01:32:23
- Casts Knock on a horse's reins (ranged spell attack 18) — 01:35:17, 01:35:37
CC E11: At the Mountains of Sweetness
- At the grave: "Just pick them up!" to the farmer; later calls Amethar "my king" while holding him back — 00:05:40, 00:06:07
- To Ruby: "Jet would not blame you. Jet was a warrior and Jet died in battle." — 00:15:16
- Relies on "your Aunt Lazuli's research. I don't think Jet is gone." and "In some strange way, I think she'll be protecting us now." — 00:15:55, 00:16:22
- To Sprinkle: "Sprinkle, I'm gonna need you to go with Jet for a little while." and "You've done well, Sprinkle." — 00:18:10, 00:18:34; he then casts Find Familiar and gets a licorice snake he calls "Princess" ("That is you, Princess") — 00:18:44, 00:19:27
- Told by Caramelinda that he failed the royal family (see NPCs); apologises "I'm sorry." and later says "I'm not in love with her. And I serve your family and I loved your daughter and I love you." — 00:21:10, 00:33:36
- On the Bulb: "I don't like the Bulb either!" and "fuck the Bulb!" to the gingerbread boy — 01:09:11, 01:09:58
- Takes the shot meant for the boy with Swirlwarden: "I am going to use Swirlwarden and use my reaction to take the shot from Liam." — 01:12:28
- Realises (Brennan's address, History 16) what Saccharina's claim means for the Concord — 01:25:48, 01:26:30
- Casts Message to relay it to his king — 01:27:28
- With Saccharina: "I guess I was her bodyguard although the idea of her having a bodyguard is kind of ridiculous. I carried her scrolls around generally." — 01:54:34; "my faith in the Candian spirits has been reawakened" — 01:55:00
- Insight 21 on Saccharina's talk of Lazuli's studies ("Theobald is very interested in this") — 01:32:18, 01:32:21
- Gives the help action to Caramelinda's teleport — 02:28:39
CC E12: Rescue at Buzzybrook
- Looks for the Duke with a Perception 21: "I guess I'm looking for any sign of Duke Jawbreaker and the rest of his family." — 00:06:26, 00:06:35
- On seeing the gallows: "I think we know what's going on here. I think we should act quickly." — 00:08:29
- Messages Ruby to ask one of them to come back: "We're all gonna make a lot more noise than you all." — 00:22:16
- "There is a noose out there. Everyone be quiet." — 00:21:41
- Initiative 24 with the Alert feat — 00:25:17
- Misty Steps (exactly 30 feet) to the gallows; his familiar Princess (the snake from CC_11) appears at his side and he says "Princess, bite me and inspire me." — 00:31:11, 00:31:44
- The rope is AC 12, 8 hit points; he does 7 damage with a normal attack, then uses Green-Flame Blade and cuts the rope — 00:31:31, 00:31:58, 00:32:43
- Kicks in the armoury door (Athletics 14): "You're all under arrest by the true king of Candia." — 01:05:23, 01:05:44
- Kills the soldier with Swirlwarden and Battlepop (26 to hit, 9 damage, then a nat 20 on the bonus attack, 12 damage) — 01:06:34, 01:06:58, 01:07:15
- To Swifty about the loot: "Yes, with honor and diligence, and we want to protect our queen." — 01:08:28
- Casts Compelled Duel on a golem; "Yes, everything's working according to plan." — 01:40:44, 01:41:08
- Fails a Wisdom save (3) against a priest's bind: "Fuck the Bulb." — 01:52:44, 01:53:06
- The binding ends when the priest is killed (Cumulous) — 02:09:30, 02:09:33
- A golem crits him (15, then 30); hit point maximum reduced by 30, to 68 — 02:09:47, 02:10:33
- Uses his reaction and Swirlwarden to take Grissini's hit meant for Amethar: 38 damage — 02:12:48, 02:13:02, 02:13:06
CC E13: Family Ties
- Asks Joren if any druid could teleport troops: "Duke Jawbreaker, (laughs) in your esteemed opinion, is there anyone that attacked you that would be capable of teleporting troops here?" — 00:09:45
- Gets into Spearia's hug to ask questions ("Could we talk to you during the hug?") — 00:10:23
- Tells Ruby to stay together: "Especially in times like this, we all need to stick together." — 00:21:05
- Offers the Queen support: "We believe in your cause, and we want peace for Candia." — 00:23:05
- Worries about an ambush in the night — 00:32:30
- Says the party is "not entering back into the Concord, we're defending Candia." — 00:55:40
- Presents himself as captain of the King's Guard, now the Queen's Guard: "I am technically captain of the King's Guard, or in this case, now the Queen's Guard" — 01:08:21; "I bend the knee." (Murph, table) — 01:08:39; Saccharina answers "You're forgiven." — 01:08:44
- Runs a short fitness test of the marauders: "Liam did great. Liam was number two." — 01:12:43
- Rolls a natural 20 on the group Survival check using advantage from Princess (his snake, from CC_11/CC_12) — 01:29:21
- Perception 18 in the hall — 01:34:54
- Ties a rope to Cumulous before the climb and again as the group goes in; yanks the rope when the trap fires — 01:28:08, 01:33:11
- Cries at the library ("It's an armory of the mind") — 01:41:33
- Trades flirtatious lines with Gooey; Saccharina jokingly commands him to sleep with Gooey, which he leaves "a time thing" — 01:22:36–01:23:41, 01:42:44, 01:42:58
CC E14: Encounter in the Ice Cream Temple
- Insight/Arcana check 22: recalls Lazuli at a tea and the quote about the world moved by the thoughts and will of its children; he relays it to the group — 00:34:14, 00:35:01, 00:35:25
- Delays turns until after Saccharina — 00:35:34, 00:59:36
- Casts Protection from Evil and Good on Saccharina (Concentration); the Fairy's attack on her misses "Thanks to the Protection from Good and Evil." — 00:41:57, 00:52:13
- Absorb Elements halves a hit to 7 and then a 22 to 11; Concentration Con save: Murph "I rolled a 3" (raw die; total not stated), Brennan: "You maintain concentration" — 00:46:04, 00:46:33, 00:56:34
- Tosses two hand axes with Princess's help: nat 1 on the first die (13), then 17: no hit — 01:08:33, 01:08:48
- Moves a plinth (Wisdom 15 with Princess), Misty Steps, casts Green Flame Blade and throws Battlepop: 18, no hit — 01:27:38, 01:29:04, 01:29:24
- Tells Ruby: "it was always Jet's dream to be with the common people, to fight." — 01:50:04
- To Amethar: "But she doesn't know you. You have two living daughters." — 01:52:32
- Quips: "I see everyone's really getting along!" — 01:22:27
- Tells Amethar and Ruby: "Amethar, you never wanted to be King. Ruby, you never wanted to be queen." — 01:50:29
"I'm gonna cast Protection from Evil and Good on my queen." — 00:41:57
"I'm gonna cast Green Flame Blade, and I'm gonna toss Battlepop at the Sugar-Plum Fairy." — 01:29:04
CC E15: The Two Balls
- Goes "down to business": coordinates how to get weapons to the troops — 00:21:53
- Proposes to fill a few wagons for Castle Manylicks because the Mold People are coming — 00:59:39
- "Theo is fucking horrified" at Joren's order to leave the arrow in Grash — 01:05:12
- To Liam: "you could be a war guy to become a seed guy again." — 01:05:55
- Council: "perhaps we could call upon our allies from the Dairy Islands and the Meat Lands" — 01:25:27; proposes misinformation and sending troops south: "We could also, we're talking about spreading misinformation." — 01:45:00
- Group espionage: Murph "I got a 1." — 01:27:33
- About Gooey: avoids the marauder yet stays within earshot of the queen — 01:35:33
- On Cinnamon: "it does not seem like Cinnamon saved Port Syrup but-" and "Destroyed it before the crusaders could have it" — 01:57:15, 01:57:36
"Could we consider this a new base of operations?" — 00:22:34
"you are his mother. You have to discipline him" — 01:58:29
CC E16: For Candia! (Part 1)
- Greets the Knights of North-Gumbia: "Great to see you all." — 00:01:40; about Lady Uvano: "She did later stab us in the back, quite literally stabbed Amethar." — 00:02:32
- Weather roll (d100): 60 — 00:18:07, 00:18:14
- Argues for night: "I feel like we gotta do night." — 00:12:44; proposes taking Dulcington quietly first — 00:16:21
- Called by Gooey; refuses to be weird: "Just war and stuff." — 00:27:37
- Insight on Saccharina: 17 plus Guidance (18); Brennan describes him as "flummoxed as a gummy bear can be", remembering Lazuli's office — 00:32:10, 00:32:20, 00:32:26
- Wants to keep Cumulous informed: "I don't wanna work in secret. I'm not trying to do anything against Amethar or anyone else in the House Rocks." — 00:43:26
- Sends Message to Cumulous (that Amethar and Ruby are conspiring without telling them) and to Liam — 00:55:42, 00:56:48
- Deception check with advantage and Guidance: natural 20 — 00:56:34
- Battle: takes a full dash with the Knights of North-Gumbia: "For Candia!" — 01:04:12; later readies an attack against the cavalry and casts Shield on his unit (DC 15 Arcana, 21) — 01:53:38, 01:57:15
- Plumbeline's lance knocks him prone after a natural 20: "You fucking rule, Plumbeline. We almost named you Emperor." — 02:08:00
- After Liam kills her: "Hell yeah, Liam, man, I'll shake your hand. I'm down to be defeated by you. I'm just kidding." — 02:12:29
"You have my sword, whether or not you wear the crown of Candia." — 00:33:05
"Liam, Saccharina is in danger, not asking you to do anything specific, but just be on the lookout." — 00:56:48
CC E17: For Candia! (Part 2)
- Grants his Knights advantage; Second Wind, "18 hit points back" — 00:02:07, 00:02:44
- Jumps into the chariot with Liam, "Road trip!" — 00:03:30
- "Spanks the meep" with Intimidation (17); Princess helps; "Gooey taught me this one!" — 00:38:36
- Holds off the infantry; 20 attacks, no hit — 00:47:03
- Takes the arrow for Cinnamon (half damage and minus 3): "It was worth it, my Queen." — 00:57:08
- Fights Keradin one-on-one (21, 10 damage) and casts Shield; Keradin misses (5, 5, 4) — 01:06:37, 01:11:20, 01:11:32
- Green Flame Blade 26 destroys the paladins — 01:27:29
- Yells to the enemy: "Bring us the Pontifex and Calroy and we'll stop." — 01:48:39
- History natural 20 (with advantage) and the idea of the Concord — 02:07:54, 02:08:30
- Epilogue: "You could've told me." — 02:16:51; goes to Gooey — 02:17:53
"Limey, you are so responsible." — 00:03:14