Swifty

Swifty is a tiny gingerbread boy with a Peter Pan cap who is found in a mountain pass squealing "my little buddy" about a fallen rock CC E11·01:06:51. When Theobald rushes forward to help, a net shoots up and the walls fill with about forty people holding crossbows CC E11·01:07:36 CC E11·01:08:05. In the net he is holding a little doll CC E11·01:08:32. He says "I'm gonna put my knife inside you" CC E11·01:08:52. He says he put his parents in the ground because they wanted to send him to a little Bulbian monastery CC E11·01:09:03 CC E11·01:09:05. He shouts to Gooey that the man says he does not like the Bulb, recognizes Liam as "Count Freezyburg, the Jawbreaker's boy" CC E11·01:11:49. Later he says "I only look like a kid, I'm 43 years old!" CC E11·01:12:44.

Swifty is a gingerbread-boy marauder in Saccharina's band, 43 years old, who says he used to be married CC E11·01:12:44 CC E11·01:12:53. He calls Gooey over when the party is caught in the pass, and then goes to give word to base camp CC E11·01:09:19 CC E11·01:15:51. In CC_12 he loots the armoury, and Saccharina sends him to help Ruby CC E12·01:08:02 CC E12·01:58:52. In CC_13 he says "I'm only the second most fucked up person in this crew" CC E13·00:34:28. He asks "Okay, can I be queen?" and Saccharina answers that everyone can be queen for a day CC E13·01:13:31 CC E13·01:13:33. He says the armory is payday, meaning all of them retiring CC E13·01:40:37.

In CC_14 he plans a villa in Port Syrup, a penthouse in Dulcington and an estate in Muffinfield, CC E14·01:45:33. He tells Saccharina "Your Majesty, we care" CC E14·01:48:08. In CC_15 he says "I'd love to blow it up!" when Saccharina considers wrecking the temple CC E15·01:01:50. In CC_16 he arrives picking his teeth with a knife and tells her that he learned the date because she had put him on Ruby's tail CC E16·00:22:07 CC E16·00:24:12. He says the people in the big house will never care about anyone who did not sleep on feathers and soft quilts CC E16·00:25:52. Saccharina tells him that Port Syrup is a reason he is still on her shit list CC E16·00:26:43.