Deep Bleu Sea

0:00:19 Brennan: Hello, one and all, and welcome to another exciting episode of A Crown of Candy. I'm your humble Dungeon Master Brennan Mulligan, with me are some of our intrepid heroes, say hi, intrepid heroes!

0:00:30 All: Yo-ho, intrepid heroes! Ally and Siobhan laugh as Brennan looks taken aback.

0:00:33 Emily: We planned that behind your back.

0:00:33 Siobhan: It was planned, we talked about it.

0:00:37 Lou: [with promise] We planned a lot of other things too. [sips water]

0:00:38 Siobhan: Yeah.

0:00:38 Emily: Whoaaa.

0:00:38 Ally: Get ready.

0:00:39 Siobhan: Tactics.

0:00:40 Brennan: Last we met our heroes, they had been sailing from Pulp Bay around the Yogurt Shoals. After dinner they had nice tea with the Duchess Primsy Coldbottle, and are very high-born technically prisoners of the Dairy Islanders, caught between some rock candy and a sharp place, get it, cheddar cheese?

0:00:51 Siobhan: Nice.

0:01:03 Murph: Get out of here.

0:01:05 Ally: Get out.

0:01:06 Brennan: Where helping their old allies would make them enemies of the Concord, but not helping them would ruin their honor. While figuring out what to do, the Duchess Primsy Coldbottle explained that she was married to the very ambitious, up-and-coming, devout, young lord of House Bleu, Stilton Cordeau and a bunch of threads started to connect when all of a sudden, the Dairy Air came alongside the Colby, rammed her underneath with some cheese steel along the keel, and scuttled the ship, which began to sink. We begin in the dark aboard the Colby in the midst of the Yogurt Shoals in the great Dairy Sea, as a storm, [imitates the sound of roaring thunder] rages around. In brief flashes of lightning, you see figures aboard the other ships, but the faint light of the torches on the Colby illuminates only a small area of what you can see on the water. As you look around, the ship sinking, you see your fate and hear the cries of the House Bleu Marauders. First to act in initiative is Amethar.

0:02:25 Lou: All right, okay. To start, can I make Perception checks to kind of get a sense of like, we've come up from the bottom... Yeah, I just wanna, like, get a, can I just make a general Perception check as to what's going on?

0:02:38 Brennan: Make a general Perception check.

0:02:39 Lou: Here we go.

0:02:40 Murph: So general.

0:02:41 Lou: So general. 15.

0:02:42 Brennan: 15, you hear Primsy screaming up in the crow’s nest. You hear Annabelle shouting orders. The ship is going down, but it looks like she is using the rudder to at least try to keep it from plunging deeper and even faster. She is shouting to get away from the water. Ships don't sink fast but they sink hard and the force of this thing going down into the water will be enough to create down-suction to suck people in after it if it goes down fast enough.

0:03:15 Lou: I turn to Theobald.

0:03:15 Amethar: Theobald, what do you think the move is?

0:03:20 Theobald: Get onto these other ships to kill some dudes and also to take the ship.

0:03:25 Amethar: Alright, I can do that!

0:03:28 Lou: How- I'm gonna- In terms of making a jump from this ship to the back, to the prow? Bow? Starboard. Like jumping, from here to here? Yeah, let me, I will go into a- I will stand- I will stand up there and then go into a rage to minimize harm to others.

0:03:59 Brennan: You, okay, so you get up where to go into a rage?

0:04:02 Lou: I would like to go, what is [jump sound effect] 5, 10-

0:04:07 Brennan: So immediately? That's difficult terrain.

0:04:10 Lou: Okay, great.

0:04:11 Brennan: So that's gonna be, so that is, from here that is [moving Amethar’s mini up the ship] 10, 20.

0:04:18 Lou: Okay.

0:04:21 Brennan: So that's, you've got, you have 20 feet of movement. Now, what you, you're gonna move past this-

0:04:26 Lou: So that’s, we're already at 20 movement there?

0:04:29 Brennan: So yeah, it's 5- Or yeah, it's gonna be 10, 20, 30, 40, to get up here.

0:04:36 Lou: That's all of my movement to get right there?

0:04:38 Brennan: You are scrambling, on like, hands and feet, up a 45 degree angle, barrels and debris and chains and hooks are rolling past you into the milk.

0:04:48 Lou: [sighs] All right.

0:04:50 Amethar: I think I gotta jump later.

0:04:56 Theobald: Do what you can, my lord.

0:04:57 Lou: Yeah, let me take a, can I take a full dash action to get up further, like even for like-

0:05:04 Brennan: Yeah, that's gonna be 40 and actually going up there, so that's gonna be actually 45, 55, 65. You're gonna have to, take 65, you could do 75 and end here.

0:05:21 Lou: Will I have full cover from people on the boat?

0:05:24 Brennan: If they are firing at you from there, it looks like yes, you will have full cover.

0:05:27 Lou: Great, I'd like to duck down even more. If- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't like it but at least for now, this feels like the smartest thing to do.

0:05:41 Brennan: Awesome, great. So you just run up the ship, as fast as you can, trying to get to the helm. That is Amethar's turn. That is going to be these sailors of House Cheddar. The sailors of House Cheddar, what do they hear from Theo and Amethar, by the way, as you guys start running?

0:06:08 Theobald: We need to get one of these ships or we're going into this yogurt!

0:06:14 Brennan: [laughs] All right, so that's gonna be-

0:06:15 Emily: Oh, yeah, that's yogurt.

0:06:15 Siobhan: The tiny deep.

0:06:17 Emily: It wouldn't hurt too hard to fall in yogurt. It'd feel nice actually. Gilear would love it.

0:06:23 Brennan: [to the camera] Shout out to Gilear. So that's gonna be...

0:06:28 Ally: [imitating Gilear] Oh, no.

0:06:29 Siobhan: [joins in] It appears that I have-

0:06:30 Ally: I seem to be drowning in—

0:06:30 Siobhan: -fallen in the yoghurt. How very ironic.

0:06:37 Brennan: So these guys are gonna run, so it's gonna be, they're gonna follow to try to go, try to go on these ships. So it's gonna be, first one is gonna be 10, 20, 35, 40, with an extra move action and he's actually gonna reach over and fire a little crossbow down at one of those Marauders down there. That's a miss. It's gonna be, rushed back over here, and bum, bum, bum, up here, yeah, the Cheddar, are all moving further up. These guys are gonna take some, so there’ll be three shots down there at those Marauders. That is one hit. [arrow sound effects] Just firing into the dark, [thwip thwip thwip thwip] as fast as they can. And then another one down there. Oh, shit! One of them hits a nat 20. [pfft] Oh you see that these cheese women starting running up,

0:08:01 Sailor: Captain, Captain, House Bleu! They're attacking. They're firing into the night.

0:08:07 Brennan: Annabelle keeps yelling.

0:08:09 Annabelle: Hold onto the rigging! Hold on!

0:08:11 Brennan: As the ship begins to descend into the yogurt. That's gonna be Ruby.

0:08:19 Siobhan: Okay. I would like to run up to these grappling hooks and- So I’ll run to the one that's closest to me and try and get that one off, and then I wanna send my Mage Hand to the other one to get that one off.

0:08:35 Brennan: Okay, awesome. Go ahead, and for the one... I'm gonna say that you don't need Sleight of Hand, your Sleight of Hand is high enough to make it, no sweat. You just need a Strength check to actually pull them out because there they are so, they are tight on the line for climbing purposes.

0:08:54 Siobhan: Great. Can I get Yak to come in and give me advantage?

0:08:56 Brennan: On one of the rolls.

0:08:56 Siobhan: Yes.

0:08:58 Brennan: So on your roll you will have advantage. This is a DC 15 Strength check.

0:09:02 Siobhan: Okay, great. Well, I have zero Strength. So that's good. Ah, 15.

0:09:07 Emily: Yeah!

0:09:08 Brennan: Whoa!

0:09:09 Ally: Nice.

0:09:10 Brennan: This is the Mage Hand?

0:09:12 Siobhan: This is the Mage Hand. 16.

0:09:13 Brennan: Oh my god! Ruby, you leap into action and you feel like as you move, you feel a wind of Candian spirit energy go past you in the other direction as your Mage Hand reaches out behind you. Both the grappling hooks come undone.

0:09:23 Ally: Hell yeah.

0:09:33 Brennan: And fall into the water.

0:09:35 Siobhan: Fantastic.

0:09:36 Brennan: Incredible. Awesome, awesome. That is going to be, what a turn! Liam, that's gonna be you.

0:09:46 Ally: Okay, can I roll an Insight check on the big guy in this boat?

0:09:49 Brennan: Yeah, go for it.

0:09:51 Ally: Oh, let’s see... 7?

0:09:55 Brennan: Ah, it's too dark. You can't read his face. (makes whooshing sounds)

0:09:58 Ally: Oh, but I can see in the dark.

0:09:59 Brennan: Ooh!

0:10:01 Ally: Don’t I get advantage on the Insight?

0:10:02 Brennan: No, no, you look into, you looking with a 7, he looks like an angry, mean pirate. He's a mean, mean pirate.

0:10:08 Ally: So no info about him? Okay.

0:10:10 Murph: It's not Stilton Cordeau?

0:10:13 Brennan: No, you do not see Stilton.

0:10:14 Murph: Okay.

0:10:14 Ally: Okay. Baby, get ready for these attacks. I am going to fire my crossbow with Hail of Thorns.

0:10:18 Brennan: Woo!

0:10:23 Siobhan: Nice.

0:10:24 Murph: Sweet.

0:10:24 Brennan: So you’re casting Hail of Thorns.

0:10:26 Ally: Interesting. 19?

0:10:30 Brennan: Hold on one second, Hail of Thorns. What did you, who are you attacking? And what did you roll?

0:10:40 Ally: This guy, 19.

0:10:41 Brennan: 19 hits.

0:10:42 Ally: I am casting a second level Hail of Thorns.

0:10:43 Brennan: Jesus.

0:10:45 Ally: So that means that he takes a d10.

0:10:53 Brennan: So that's a d10, I’m sorry, hold on one sec, yeah. So this is just the normal damage.

0:10:57 Ally: Yeah, this is the normal damage, just for him.

0:10:59 Brennan: Just for him.

0:10:59 Ally: So that'll be, let's see, 15.

0:11:04 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:11:05 Ally: And now these three people around him that are within 5-

0:11:08 Brennan: And him actually.

0:11:10 Ally: And him, yeah, will have to make a saving-

0:11:17 Brennan: He succeeds, and one of them fails.

0:11:24 Ally: Okay. So... oh, that's 10. Okay, so then, he, then one of them takes 10 and then all three of others take 5.

0:11:34 Siobhan: Nice.

0:11:36 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:11:37 Murph: Nice move!

0:11:37 Ally: And that's my first attack.

0:11:38 Siobhan: [laughs]

0:11:39 Ally: Now I'm gonna throw an Ice Knife, which-

0:11:42 Brennan: Hold on one second, I gotta, you're fucking these guys up. Ah, cool. 17 takes 5, and then 16 takes 5, as well. Okay, incredible. That is your first attack. Also, I believe you, at your first attack of a round, as a Gloom Stalker ranger, let me double check this.

0:12:04 Ally: I add a d8.

0:12:07 Brennan: [reading out loud] “Dread Ambusher, at the start of your first turn of each combat, your walking speed increases by 10 feet… If you take the attack action on that turn, you can make one additional weapon attack as part of that action.” You're going to get, ah, okay, so. If that attack hits the- Jesus, this is good. So you're gonna get two more attacks this round.

0:12:20 Ally: I know.

0:12:21 Brennan: Go ahead and add the d8 to this one.

0:12:22 Ally: To this one?

0:12:23 Brennan: Yeah.

0:12:24 Ally: All right. 6.

0:12:25 Brennan: You have dealt, in one round, 26 points of damage.

0:12:28 Ally: Hell yeah.

0:12:30 Brennan: To the captain of that marauder boat.

0:12:31 Ally: Hell yeah.

0:12:33 Brennan: And a bunch of damage to other people around him.

0:12:35 Ruby: Fuck them up, Liam.

0:12:35 Ally: Then I gear up, and I'm now going to cast Ice Knife.

0:12:40 Brennan: Oh, actually, you've already used, you already cast a spell this round.

0:12:42 Ally: No, this doesn't count as a spell.

0:12:44 Brennan: No, it does count as a spell cause it's from, it is from your magical item. So that's from your, that's from your brand new magical crossbow, which by the way, you have to name. You have a magical cro- Your crossbow has become magical. You're, and actually, you're already taking the attack action to be able to use Hail of Thorns. So, but, on your first turn, you actually get three attacks.

0:13:07 Emily: What? Ally passes the item card to Brennan.

0:13:08 Brennan: The Bursting Arrow Arcane Shot, magical crossbow may once per short rest, may cast Ice Knife, so it's like a normal spell. You can't cast it.

0:13:14 Ally: Oh, but it doesn't use a spell slot?

0:13:16 Brennan: No, it doesn't use a spell slot but it is casting a spell.

0:13:19 Ally: Oh, I gotchu.

0:13:19 Brennan: So it’s like, you don't have to pay for it, but it is what it is, right?

0:13:21 Ally: Oh, okay, cool, cool, cool.

0:13:23 Brennan: But you were taking the attack action. You get two more attacks this turn, with your Heavy Crossbow, just normally.

0:13:29 Ally: Okay, cool, all right, yeah, I'll do that then.

0:13:31 Brennan: Go ahead and take two more attacks.

0:13:32 Ally: All right, cool. It says I get advantage on my first round of attack. Does that mean on all of them?

0:13:36 Brennan: Let me see this. [takes Ally’s character sheet] What does it say here? Dread Ambusher, is this, Favored Enemy, Natural Explorer- so is advantage on- you have advantage on attacks against creatures that have not yet acted. You have, you should roll advantage for the first attack as well, 'cause you might have gotten a critical on it.

0:13:52 Ally: Oh, no, I did.

0:13:53 Brennan: Oh, you did get-

0:13:53 Ally: I rolled that.

0:13:54 Brennan: Oh, you rolled two? Yeah, the next two attacks you roll with advantage.

0:13:55 Murph: Nice.

0:13:56 Ally: Fuck yeah.

0:13:58 Brennan: Liam has gotten extremely good.

0:14:00 Ally: I'm furious.

0:14:00 Siobhan: The spirit of Preston.

0:14:02 Ally: All right, that's 25.

0:14:04 Brennan: That's a hit, go ahead and roll your next one.

0:14:06 Ally: Okay, and then my next one is… Aw. Just 19.

0:14:11 Brennan: 19 is still gonna hit, so go ahead and roll. That's gonna be two D10, plus 16.

0:14:16 Siobhan: Jesus.

0:14:16 Ally: Hell yeah.

0:14:17 Murph: [appreciatively] Good for you.

0:14:19 Ally: Two d10 plus 16, plus 8? Is that when you add the d8?

0:14:22 Brennan: Oh, no, no, so you add the plus 8 twice, so that's the plus 16.

0:14:24 Ally: Oh, I gotcha. All right. Hell yeah, 6 and a 9. So 15 plus 16.

0:14:31 Murph: 31.

0:14:31 Ally: 31. Is that boss guy down yet?

0:14:32 Brennan: Jesus.

0:14:32 Emily: Wow!

0:14:35 Brennan: Let me see.

0:14:37 Siobhan: “You killed my pig!”

0:14:40 Liam: [vengefully] Someone killed my pig.

0:14:41 Brennan: You guys see Liam, who has been very changed today. You guys haven't had a long rest since the cathedral. Liam, so you guys get rid of the grappling hooks. Liam. You guys feel, (wind whooshing) a minty wind over the sea. Liam has never fired his crossbow this fast, he normally like, sort of, was like, [pretends to hold a crossbow noncommittally, swaying side to side] a little sort of gawky teen boy firing. Liam goes like, full Punisher, just click, bam! Click, bam! Click, bam! And puts three crossbow bolts, killing this captain dead in the boat. (all celebrating)

0:15:18 Ally: Yeah!

0:15:20 Amethar: That's a war guy right there.

0:15:20 Ruby: That’s right!

0:15:20 Theobald: Good job, Liam.

0:15:20 Jet: Yeah!

0:15:20 Amethar: That's a war guy.

0:15:20 Ruby: That's my cousin! That’s my cousin!

0:15:21 Theobald: A seed guy and a war guy.

0:15:22 Ally: That's my ambush.

0:15:24 Theobald: The Prince of Seeds.

0:15:25 Ally: Can I-

0:15:25 Emily: I fully miss this.

0:15:27 Ally: Can I see if any of the people on that boat have night vision? Can I roll to find out?

0:15:32 Brennan: Oh, actually, roll an Insight check with advantage.

0:15:34 Ally: Cool.

0:15:35 Brennan: Actually, roll a Nature check, this is a Nature check.

0:15:38 Ally: Hell, yeah, that's really high. 23.

0:15:42 Brennan: [holding two fingers up to his eyes] Their eyes are glowing alchemically.

0:15:44 Ally: They have-

0:15:44 Brennan: They've treated them, they've affected themselves with dark vision for a nighttime ambush.

0:15:49 Ally: Hell yeah.

0:15:49 Brennan: So this was a plan, yeah.

0:15:51 Ally: Okay so I get 10 extra movement on this, so I'm going to use all 40 and difficult terrain doesn't apply to me. I'm gonna jump onto that boat. And-

0:15:57 Murph: [eyes wide and hands on his forehead] The big one?

0:15:59 Ally: Yeah, the big one.

0:15:59 Murph: You fucking nutcase.

0:16:01 Ally: I have Umbral Sight. “You are also adept at evading creatures that rely on Darkvision. While in darkness you are invisible to any creature that relies on Darkvision to see in that darkness.” Brennan, shocked into silence, just stares.

0:16:11 Murph: Hell yeah.

0:16:12 Ally: So with my 40 movement, I'm going to just invisibly be on that other boat.

0:16:18 Murph: Hell yeah.

0:16:18 Brennan: What happened to Liam?

0:16:20 Liam: Someone killed my best friend.

0:16:23 Lou: Jesus.

0:16:23 Liam: For 10 years, I only had one friend.

0:16:28 Lou: Liam is violent now. Straight up.

0:16:28 Emily: Yeah.

0:16:30 Ally: I've been changed.

0:16:32 Emily: I don't know if you're-

0:16:32 Ally: And I'm starving. For blood.

0:16:35 Brennan: Okay, and you, so now you have 40 feet of movement. So you do five here to-

0:16:40 Ally: No, no, I wanna go on that one.

0:16:41 Brennan: No, for sure.

0:16:41 Ally: Oh, sorry.

0:16:42 Brennan: But in order to fire on that guy-

0:16:44 Ally: Oh, got it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:16:44 Brennan: You need to go to the railing, so it's 5, that's gonna be 10, 15 to get up here, and then you're gonna just jump to the other boat?

0:16:49 Ally: Mm-hmm.

0:16:54 Brennan: Okay, I am going to need, your, your jump can definitely clear. Let's make, you need to get a... I'm gonna say you need just a DC 5 Athletics check to not go in the ocean.

0:17:11 Ally: Okay.

0:17:11 Brennan: You're gonna need a DC 10 to, you're gonna need a... DC 15 Athletics check to go where you wanna go. Just double checking real quick, I'm looking at this jump calculator, what's your Strength score?

0:17:26 Ally: Strength is 16. I have plus 6 to Athletics, so I definitely get the 5.

0:17:32 Brennan: Cool. So you're just trying, so 15 means you can go anywhere within 16 feet of here. So you wanna get, you wanna definitely get, you don't want to get a nat 1, but you also want to land where you wanna land, so go ahead and give me an Athletics check.

0:17:49 Ally: 16.

0:17:52 Brennan: Cool. And you just wanna get, you wanna get more than 20 feet away so that you're in darkness, right?

0:17:58 Ally: Yeah.

0:17:59 Brennan: So you can get... This is a square that can do it that you can reach, and this is a square-

0:18:05 Ally: I'll do that further away one, but before I jump- Oh, sorry, the one further away from that.

0:18:10 Brennan: Okay, gotcha, cool, cool. Right? You wanna go all the way in a corner here?

0:18:12 Ally: Yeah that'll be great. Before I jump, I turn to everyone after killing that guy and go,

0:18:16 Liam: [gravely serious] Be careful out there.

0:18:18 Ally: I just jump. I just jump off of the boat.

0:18:19 Theobald: What?

0:18:21 Brennan: Liam jumps into the storm and disappears. Just [spreads arms] [whoosh].

0:18:25 Theobald: Liam is dead everyone, our Prince is dead.

0:18:29 Amethar: No, he's not dead. He's killing is what he’s doing.

0:18:31 Brennan: Liam has gone full peppermint Batman and just vanishes without a rope into the storm. Here's the deal, you are going to take falling damage. 'Cause you don't have any ability to lessen that. But that's okay, how much, how many feet is that?

0:18:49 Siobhan: Like 20?

0:18:50 Brennan: It's 20 feet, you're gonna take 2d6 falling damage. You take 8 points of falling damage.

0:18:53 Ally: Okay.

0:18:56 Brennan: As you hit, you go through a fucking storm and bam into the deck. You're gonna give me a Stealth check with disadvantage. To not alert them through noise to your presence. The DC on this is gonna be, I believe just a 14.

0:19:10 Ally: Okay. Oh, two 4’s.

0:19:15 Brennan: What's the plus to stealth?

0:19:17 Ally: Oh right, plus 4, so 8.

0:19:18 Brennan: 8, okay, so they hear you, but they cannot see you.

0:19:22 Ally: Okay.

0:19:23 Murph: Hell yeah.

0:19:24 Brennan: As the shadows surround you. Wild, I don't, I can't believe that you picked Gloomstalker ahead of this combat.

0:19:27 Murph: It’s so perfect.

0:19:31 Ally: I can't believe it either. It just fit so perfectly because I was so sad about Preston. I was like, [darkly] give me Gloomstalker.

0:19:41 Brennan: Amazing. Okay, that is Liam's rather impressive turn.

0:19:46 Siobhan: Wow, very cool.

0:19:46 Brennan: Okay, captain is gonna step here, away from the helm for a moment. Cannot see you, so rolls with disadvantage.

0:20:00 Murph: Is that all Liam sees on the deck? Is these-?

0:20:02 Brennan: All you, you have 60 feet of dark vision? Nobody, this it.

0:20:05 Murph: Oh?

0:20:07 Brennan: Everyone on the deck is getting ready to fire.

0:20:11 Murph: [gesturing to ship] That's a problem.

0:20:11 Siobhan: Yeah, and this. [points to another ship]

0:20:12 Murph: Problem ship, yeah.

0:20:16 Brennan: That's a miss. That's a miss as well. You are concealed in darkness. This guy's swinging wildly and can't find you. Yeah, that's his action, and then he's going to disengage, move back to the helm.

0:20:30 Ally: Cool.

0:20:31 Brennan: That is him. Swinging over from the Dairy Air, on-

0:20:43 Ally: No.

0:20:45 Siobhan: Fuck.

0:20:46 Emily: No, I think it’ll be good.

0:20:50 Brennan: Swinging from the Dairy Air is Stilton Curdeau.

0:20:54 Emily: Uh-oh. It's not good.

0:20:56 Murph: Stinky cheese man.

0:20:57 Brennan: Who lands here.

0:20:59 Siobhan: Jet, protect her.

0:21:01 Emily: [wryly] No, I think I'm just gonna bail.

0:21:03 Siobhan: Oh, yeah, good idea. Just jump into here and then-

0:21:05 Emily: I'm just gonna save myself.

0:21:06 Siobhan: -row away.

0:21:07 Ally: Hop into that empty boat.

0:21:13 Brennan: On a nat 20, Stilton Curdeau runs Primsy Coldbottle through the stomach.

0:21:16 Siobhan: Fuck.

0:21:18 Emily: Wait, can’t I like protect her or something? I said at the very beginning-

0:21:20 Siobhan: You have Sentinel.

0:21:22 Emily: I said at the very beginning that like, at the very beginning of the fight that I threw my body to protect her, didn't I?

0:21:30 Brennan: That doesn't mechanically mean that he can't swing over and stab her in the stomach. I do appreciate that but you don't have a mechanical ability that can reflect that action. If you have an ability on your character sheet that you can take-

0:21:38 Emily: “When a creature-,” is he within my reach?

0:21:40 Brennan: Is he within your reach? No, he's outside of your reach. He runs Primsy Coldbottle through the stomach with a sword. As he does so, she drops, goes prone, has gone to zero. He raises his sword overhead to finish her with a second attack. He rolled the 4 and a 5, even with advantage for her prone, he does not finish her off. As he puts the sword through her stomach, you hear him say,

0:22:08 Stilton: Mon cherie, I am happy for the throne you have given me.

0:22:10 Brennan: As he pulls the sword out.

0:22:13 Siobhan: Fuck.

0:22:13 Ally: You rolled a nat 20 stealth check, right? So does he maybe not even see?

0:22:16 Brennan: He has no fucking clue you're there.

0:22:19 Murph: Cool.

0:22:21 Ally: Sneak Attack.

0:22:22 Emily: Right.

0:22:24 Ally: You know what I like about you, Brennan?

0:22:25 Brennan: What's that?

0:22:27 Ally: We're always battling the church and that means a lot to me as a person. The bad guys are always the church guy. Season after season and I like that.

0:22:38 Brennan: I always thought my shit was always rather more anti-capitalist. But yeah, we can go anti-Church, I mean—

0:22:43 Ally: Honey, wait up, it's America. Religion is capitalist.

0:22:45 Siobhan: Two sides of the same coin. Two sides of the same coin. So I think-

0:22:49 Brennan: I hear it all, I do.

0:22:50 Siobhan: The opium of the masses, baby. The opium of the masses.

0:22:50 Brennan: Honestly, all right, art’s about what you take from it. (Siobhan and Ally laugh) So that's gonna be- Primsy is gonna make her first death saving throw.

0:23:01 Murph: Oh, Primsy.

0:23:02 Ally: Oh man.

0:23:03 Emily: Oh my god.

0:23:03 Murph: We did the math Primsy. (Ally laughs) You didn't listen!

0:23:06 Ally: You're in half-

0:23:07 Murph: You didn’t, I'm in yogurt.

0:23:09 Ally: Do the math.

0:23:09 Murph: Listen to the yogurt bear.

0:23:11 Ally: Come on.

0:23:14 Brennan: That's a 3. Primsy has one failure.

0:23:16 Murph: Fuck.

0:23:18 Siobhan: Fuck.

0:23:20 Murph: He's not gonna be able to be King at the bottom of the Yogurt Ocean when I'm done with him.

0:23:24 Ally: “That's right.” I yell, from my secret corner.

0:23:29 Murph: [laughing] I'm drowning in yogurt.

0:23:31 Brennan: But yeah, Primsy does go prone.

0:23:33 Murph: Damn it.

0:23:33 Ally: Fuck.

0:23:35 Brennan: And actually, I'm going to make a roll to see which direction she falls.

0:23:38 Siobhan: Fuck!

0:23:39 Lou: You're a dick. Straight up. You’re, this fight, this is ruthless.

0:23:48 Brennan: She's on, in a crow’s nest, in the middle of a pitched storm. Sinking ship.

0:23:50 Lou: Okay, whatever, dude, okay.

0:23:52 Brennan: She falls backwards.

0:23:54 Siobhan: Okay!

0:23:56 Murph: Okay.

0:23:57 Emily: Okay.

0:23:58 Lou: Shouldn't she just roll on an axis, with her like milk head, kind of like holding her in place? Lou and Siobhan demonstrate by rotating their torsos in sync.

0:24:03 Murph: You’re not considering the milk head.

0:24:06 Siobhan: Think about the milk head, Brennan!

0:24:08 Lou: What about weight distribution? Oh, god. That's so sad.

0:24:14 Brennan: [laughs] Okay. This guy is gonna run up here. This guy calls out and says, "There's something in the corner." These guys are gonna run over here. This guy's gonna move up here as well. Liam is surrounded in the back corner of the ship by people that cannot see him but still they're gonna take some swings.

0:24:38 Ally: With disadvantage?

0:24:39 Brennan: With disadvantage, that's correct. That's a miss. That's a nat 1. That is a hit. Liam, you take 1, 2... You take 10 points of damage, as one gets lucky, you're just surrounded by swinging blades, one gets lucky, clocks you. That's going to be these ones firing at Theo. They’re gonna get advantage on these 'cause they're firing from hiding. That is a hit.

0:25:19 Murph: I'm gonna use Shield. I’m at 26 AC.

0:25:25 Brennan: Yeah, they didn't roll 20's.

0:25:25 Murph: Okay.

0:25:26 Brennan: So, you are missed each time. This one over here, losing its grappling hook, is instead going to-

0:25:30 Murph: Oh no. Oh shit.

0:25:35 Brennan: Move up alongside.

0:25:40 Theobald: That's the fucking worst mistake you ever made.

0:25:45 Brennan: [laughs] And these guys are going to start bailing onto the ship. Their captain is dead, so they're just gonna run. That is, one, this guy's gonna roll up on Cheddar.

0:25:58 Ally: Dude, do you get attacks of opportunity? Since they'd have to go up right there?

0:26:01 Siobhan: Yeah, they have to go past.

0:26:03 Brennan: Oh actually, you do get-

0:26:04 Murph: I don't have a reaction.

0:26:05 Brennan: That's true, you had it, when you cast Shield.

0:26:07 Ally: Oh, attack of opportunity is a reaction?

0:26:08 Murph: Yeah.

0:26:10 Ally: Oh, dang, dude.

0:26:10 Murph: Oh man. I had a cool thing I wanted to do, and now I gotta fight dudes. I guess I can just get hit by dudes.

0:26:24 Brennan: I can't believe how much this fight was made for Liam, it's crazy, like no difficult terrain, fighting in darkness, absolutely nuts.

0:26:31 Lou: Oh, fuck.

0:26:38 Murph: Well, this is not good for me.

0:26:39 Lou: Fuck that! Goddamn.

0:26:45 Brennan: These three are gonna come for Theo. No nat 20s there. And these three are gonna come for this cheddar sailor.

0:27:01 Murph: I hope he's hard cheese, right? [laughs]

0:27:05 Lou: I hope he's no Babybel.

0:27:06 Murph: [to Lou] Thank you.

0:27:09 Brennan: Ah, dead.

0:27:11 Murph: We lost a good one. We did.

0:27:14 Ally: Dome cheese.

0:27:18 Siobhan: [singing] Don't you wish your cheese was hard like me?

0:27:21 Brennan: Yeah, just Marauder, Bleu Marauders running up the sleek deck of the ship. (groans and grunts) As they run as fast as they can.

0:27:31 Ally: Is anybody hungry for cheese? [pops a cheese cube in their mouth]

0:27:34 Emily: Did you eat some dome cheese?

0:27:35 Lou: [looking at the camera] Guys, we have dome cheese this season.

0:27:38 Murph: Yeah, we call it dome cheese.

0:27:39 Lou: [as if in an infomercial] If you guys ever catch us eating cheese while we're on camera, that's brought to you by Dome Cheese.

0:27:41 Siobhan: Dome Cheese. It's delicious and it fills your mouth with cheese.

0:27:46 Lou: You guys can find that in the Dropout merch store. There’s a dome [laughs] dome-brand dome cheese.

0:27:50 Emily: We sell it unrefrigerated.

0:27:54 Lou: Yeah, none of us have a big enough refri— [he is interrupted as Brennan reaches across him to move a mini] sorry, do you have stuff-

0:27:54 Murph: Oh god.

0:27:55 Brennan: This one pulls up right here.

0:27:57 Siobhan: Fuck.

0:27:59 Brennan: And you see, just-

0:28:00 Ally: Jet.

0:28:02 Ruby: Jet!

0:28:04 Brennan: Three of these guys right here. They don't, they can't see on a nat 20, they can't see Jet, at all.

0:28:08 Siobhan: Shut up.

0:28:11 Murph: Oh, they're just-

0:28:13 Brennan: They're there to collect their Lord.

0:28:14 Murph: [under his breath] Oh, what a jerk.

0:28:16 Brennan: Okay, awesome. Cool, cool.

0:28:21 Siobhan: [quietly to Emily] What did you roll for your Initiative?

0:28:23 Emily: Oh, no, no, no. I rolled a nat 20 on my Stealth to go-

0:28:27 Siobhan: No, no, on your Initiative.

0:28:28 Emily: 5.

0:28:28 Siobhan: Oh.

0:28:29 Emily: Yeah.

0:28:29 Siobhan: So you rolled a 1?

0:28:29 Emily: Yeah.

0:28:31 Siobhan: Rough.

0:28:31 Emily: Yeah.

0:28:32 Brennan: Hold on one second.

0:28:34 Emily: This has been a shit season for me rolling wise.

0:28:37 Siobhan: I believe in you. I believe that you can do it.

0:28:45 Brennan: I'm gonna roll some Perception checks for them right now. Those guys roll up. On a nat 20, one of them spots Jet.

0:28:54 Siobhan: Fuck!

0:29:03 Emily: Bring it on. I don't give a fuck.

0:29:07 Brennan: You see that one of them goes,

0:29:08 House Bleu Soldier: Hey! My lord, [French gibberish]

0:29:10 Brennan: Points up, spot something and you see they get ready to attack. It looks like Stilton hasn't noticed them, that he hasn't noticed them yet. But you see that they are about to warn, you see that they look to the other ship, as the one that gets a nat 20, he starts screaming in Lacra, "Archers, archers, the princess, the princess." And you get a feeling that an entire valley of arrows is about to come your way.

0:29:26 Siobhan: Fuck! No!

0:29:41 Brennan: Except, that you see, a little puff of red starts to float across the water. After a moment, I actually don't think I have the right mini for this. Can we get, can we fly the mini in real quick?

0:30:10 Zac: [offscreen] Is it— this one? (all laugh)

0:30:12 Brennan: Oh, is it this one?

0:30:13 Ally: No!

0:30:13 Siobhan: Oh!

0:30:13 Brennan: Oh, I actually, you know what? It is, it actually extremely is.

0:30:16 Ally: Oh!

0:30:19 Zac: What's up, motherfuckers?

0:30:21 All: Happy birthday! (claps)

0:30:27 Ally: We missed your birthday!

0:30:29 Lou: If it's not your birthday-

0:30:29 Zac: Lapin’s not d-! Aw.

0:30:32 Brennan: A puff of swirling pink and red fog, rolls through the storm. Miraculously-

0:30:38 Siobhan: Oh, I'm gonna cry.

0:30:39 Ally: Yeah!

0:30:40 Brennan: Miraculously unimpeded. Jet, you see this whole thing happen. In a stroke of lightning, this little swirly red cloud. All of these guys keep shouting. You're not sure if the archers on the boat have heard them yet or not, going, "The princess, the princess." The fog goes about 10 feet over the boat and suddenly something thunders out of it. Boom! Hits the middle of the boat. And a cotton candy man-

0:30:53 Emily: Eee!

0:31:06 Siobhan: Oh my God, this mini!

0:31:06 Ally: What?!

0:31:07 Emily: Oh!

0:31:07 Siobhan: What the fuck, you're Dragonball Z!

0:31:12 Lou: Is he sitting on top of like a pole? Like a guy at Venice Beach?

0:31:16 Zac: That’s what I'm saying, exactly.

0:31:17 Emily: Wait, you're saying I'm seeing this, right?

0:31:19 Brennan: You are seeing this. Zac, could you go ahead and describe your character for us?

0:31:22 Zac: I am Cumulous Rocks. I am a Monk of the Spinning Star. And I, as a cloud of gas, quietly floated into this area and landed on this boat. And I think for this turn, who, what's the radius of 30 feet from here?

0:31:46 Brennan: Oh, 30 feet.

0:31:47 Emily: I don't need to be saved. I can save myself.

0:31:48 Zac: Sure.

0:31:49 Siobhan: You need to be saved! She needs, save her.

0:31:54 Brennan: 30 feet is, from you is this far. [holding a measuring plastic] So like that first little number there is 10. And then so yeah, so, you're about 10 feet from either end of the boat and then 30 is even more past that.

0:32:07 Zac: Gotcha, I will use... Okay.

0:32:10 Ally: Fuck it up.

0:32:12 Zac: I'm gonna use the Fluffwind Staff, and I'm gonna use four Ki points to spinning smack all these guys.

0:32:18 Murph: Hell yeah.

0:32:24 Zac: I don't see what the name is actually on the sheet.

0:32:26 Brennan: It's just called Whirlwind Stance.

0:32:28 Zac: I'm gonna use the Whirlwind Stance on these fuckers.

0:32:30 Siobhan: Oh, rad.

0:32:31 Zac: And I say,

0:32:31 Cumulous: The Hungry One must feed.

0:32:35 Lou: This motherfucker!

0:32:35 Siobhan: Dude rules.

0:32:38 Emily: Yes!

0:32:40 Brennan: I will say that a bit of like, roiling red cotton candy light appears as you congeal back. You don't really fully reconstitute. You're still mostly cloud, but just (imitates the sound of whirling wind) spin around. We're gonna roll for these guys. So the first thing is, you're gonna deal, I believe it's, let me see-

0:33:04 Zac: I might not have this actually written on my character sheet, I realised.

0:33:08 Brennan: Yeah, it is yep. So the range goes to 10 feet. They, you're dealing 1d6 bludgeoning damage to all creatures. The range goes to 10 feet, if you spend another two points, so all of them are gonna get it. Go ahead and roll 1d6 damage, if you'd be so kind.

0:33:21 Zac: 4.

0:33:33 Brennan: [rolls, stares at the dice in shock] A 1, a 2 and a 6.

0:33:36 Zac: So they all get knocked back 10 feet. Brennan moves the pirate minis into the water, making splashing noises.

0:33:39 Lou: Whoa!

0:33:39 Emily: Yeah!

0:33:43 Brennan: You land in the middle of a boat, red light, you guys see in the fog, a red sugary maw open up around Cumulous, and, (hollers) this staff (impact noise) three people, knocked out of the boat (sound of splashing water) disappear into the yogurt. Cumulous, that is your turn.

0:34:02 Zac: Are they, they're alive still but sinking?

0:34:05 Brennan: Yes, they've each taken in 6 points of damage. You see as immediately that they, that there is a strong current. You guys are in an open ocean current. I don't know if you guys know this, going into open ocean out of a ship is pretty much immediate death. Not, you don't instantly die, but you get sucked away from the ship so fast by the current, there's not a lot of hope for these guys. Whoom! They're out there, Cumulous, I'm gonna say that you catch Jet's eye up in the Crow's Nest.

0:34:39 Jet: Hey.

0:34:41 Cumulous: Hi.

0:34:43 Jet: Who are you?

0:34:44 Cumulous: My name is Cumulous Rocks.

0:34:45 Jet: My name is Jet Rocks. Are we sisters?

0:34:48 Cumulous: We are not sisters. (players chuckle)

0:34:51 Jet: Well, what I, what kind of rock are you? How are you related to King Amethar?

0:34:56 Cumulous: I'm a cousin of King Amethar. But I'm here to protect the magic of Candia and the hidden secrets that involve it.

0:35:04 Jet: Me too!

0:35:07 Cumulous: Good.

0:35:09 Brennan: Cumulous, you land in the boat, boom! That is your turn, That is going to be--

0:35:13 Lou: Sick, dude. Fucking sick.

0:35:15 Siobhan: Fucking so sick.

0:35:16 Lou: Welcome fucking back.

0:35:19 Ally: Welcome back.

0:35:19 Zac: Thank you.

0:35:21 Ally: Welcome back, Zac.

0:35:22 Emily: Welcome back.

0:35:22 Zac: [to camera behind him] Thank you.

0:35:22 Emily: And happy birthday!

0:35:26 Brennan: This cotton candy monk lands in the middle of the boat. Knocks the three Marauders out of it. And is now in possession of a longboat, or, like a rowing boat. That's going to be Annabelle, who is going to continue, she's gonna use her action to try and keep the ship from going any further down than it's already going, at the helm, yells out for Primsy,

0:35:56 Annabelle: Primsy! My cousin!

0:36:03 Brennan: You see, that is Jet's turn.

0:36:07 Emily: Okay, so I have advantage on Stilton, right?

0:36:11 Brennan: You sure do.

0:36:12 Emily: All right, I'm just going straight to attack Stilton. I got a nat 20.

0:36:16 Siobhan: Nice! Murph starts clapping.

0:36:18 Ally: Yeah!

0:36:19 Brennan: Whoo!

0:36:20 Murph: Do you do— Do you wanna do—

0:36:20 Emily: So- I’m doing something. Don't tell me what to do.

0:36:21 Murph: [waving hands] No, I wasn’t telling you what to do, I was like, can you use your Superiority Dice.

0:36:25 Emily: That's what I'm doing.

0:36:26 Murph: [high voice] I was asking.

0:36:27 Siobhan: Wow!

0:36:27 Ally: Wow!

0:36:29 Emily: Don’t backseat drive.

0:36:31 Murph: I wasn't backseat driving, I was only asking if she was allowed to. Lou looks at the camera and mouths “Wow,” while shaking his head in mock disbelief.

0:36:36 Ally: It's like you don't even trust your wife, Murph.

0:36:39 Emily: I know. I know. Hey, how ‘bout you just know I got this. So I'm going to do, ah, let's see not very well but let's see. 9, 7, 16, 19 plus 7. I'm gonna do 26 damage and expend a Superiority Die, to push him 15 feet.

0:37:00 Siobhan: Yes!

0:37:00 Ally: (whistles)

0:37:02 Emily: He has a, he gets to do a Strength saving throw.

0:37:04 Brennan: Okay, where are you standing when you do this?

0:37:07 Emily: I come right around here and go [pum].

0:37:09 Brennan: Incredible, go and move your mini. You got a little blue tack on there, so heads up. Oh my god! So rad. Okay, so you do how much damage to him?

0:37:21 Siobhan: 26.

0:37:21 Emily: 26, in my first attack, but I also push him 15 feet, unless he succeeds a Strength saving throw.

0:37:30 Brennan: Okay, this is huge. This is Stilton Curdeau, who's the Lord of House Bleu. Your DC is 15 to Strength saving throw, he gets a plus 2. He needs to roll a 13 or higher or he's in the drink, or the eat, it’s yogurt.

0:37:50 Emily: Eat yogurt, bitch!

0:37:51 Siobhan: The kefir.

0:37:52 Brennan: 13 or higher in the Box of Doom.

0:37:55 Lou: Hope my man's thirsty.

0:37:59 Brennan: That's a 2.

0:38:00 All: [cheering] Yeah! Woo! Yes!

0:38:02 Siobhan: Fuck you!

0:38:03 Ally: Yeah!

0:38:04 Brennan: Cumulous, you—

0:38:04 Emily: As he's going down though. I wanna take a second attack and just throw a dagger at him. Brennan laughs, impressed.

0:38:12 Emily: Just to-

0:38:12 Ally: Yes.

0:38:13 Brennan: Yeah, throw a dagger, go for it.

0:38:14 Emily: Okay.

0:38:15 Brennan: Yes, yes, yes.

0:38:17 Emily: Does a 20 hit?

0:38:18 Brennan: Yeah, 20 hits.

0:38:19 Emily: Okay. I, you know what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna to expend another Superiority Die to push him even 15 feet even further, to get him like 30 feet underwater. (players laugh)

0:38:31 Murph: So vicious.

0:38:33 Brennan: Yeah, go for it, go for it.

0:38:35 Emily: Okay, so I hit him for 13, and then I expended another Superiority Die to push him even further under.

0:38:45 Brennan: Jet you are standing in the Crow's Nest next to Primsy, this strange monk appears to you, speaks to you and says, "I am here to protect the magic of Candia." And as that happens, you feel Flickerish, like moving in your hand. You realize, whatever any Pontifex or any Paladin, or any stinking piece of cheese wants to say, the future of Candia is here in your hand. You stepped forward, completely encased in shadow. Jet black--

0:39:24 Emily: Can I wipe the shadow off? [waves hand in front of eyes] Like as if it was like foam and like a gray?

0:39:29 Brennan: Just like Lapin, a little bit of scintillating purple energy crosses your eyes, just enough for Stilton to lock eyes, and all he can see are two eyes in the storm.

0:39:42 Emily: And a mouth that says,

0:39:44 Jet: [whispers] For Lapin!

0:39:47 Brennan: [grunts] He is hurled back, as Flickerish, you feel it like a rattle where it starts in the basket hilt, and then shakes up the sword. By the time the point gets to him, the point is like four inches wide of vibrating pure magic energy that blasts him off and as he goes through the air still alive, you reach onto your back, pull a hidden dagger, and hurdle him with a bolt of glowing black like black light, hungry, sugary energy.

0:40:15 Jet: Yes! I knew it. I knew I was psychic.

0:40:19 Brennan: You don't send him 15 feet down, you send his wicked soul to the bottom of the ocean.

0:40:25 Ally: Yeah.

0:40:25 Murph: Oh shit.

0:40:26 Brennan: You guys see the, for like a mile around, the ocean illuminates with light in a moment of magical retribution, Stilton Curdeau, the architect of the assassination attempt on the Sucrosi Road, is dead.

0:40:40 Ally: Yeah!

0:40:40 Emily: Yes! And now I'd like to Action Surge. [cast laughs]

0:40:44 Emily: I would like to tie a rope around Primsy, and then swing, like, use my shield almost like rigged up like a trapeze like I've practiced with Ruby, and I'd like to trapeze, with Primsy hanging from me, to this boat.

0:41:10 Brennan: Awesome, great. So what I'm gonna need from you is this, I'm gonna need a DC 15, cause the Action Surge is dope and you have almost all of your movement left. So give me just a DC 15 Sleight of Hand to tie the knot and then give me a DC 15 Acrobatics to make it there.

0:41:26 Emily: Okay. Sleight of Hand, okay, so first the knot. I do not tie the knot.

0:41:32 Brennan: Okay.

0:41:34 Emily: So can I use the rest of my action then to just try to do one of those medicine things where I can stabilize her?

0:41:41 Brennan: Absolutely, if you just wanna make an untrained Medicine check, it's a DC 15 medicine check. It's, if you don't have that skill, it's just Wisdom.

0:41:49 Emily: Okay, that is a plus 0. I got a 5.

0:41:53 Brennan: Okay, you kneel down next Primsy, begin to try to staunch the milk. As you do, you see that she is dying there. She looks up and goes,

0:42:03 Primsy: [weakly] I'm so very sorry. I'm very sorry I did not believe you.

0:42:12 Jet: No, you know what? It was your choice to not believe me and you are a strong woman and you stand by your choices.

0:42:18 Primsy: I'm a strong woman. I’m a strong woman.

0:42:21 Jet: You're a strong woman. (thunder roaring)

0:42:25 Sailor: We’re sinking, our ship’s going under!

0:42:28 Primsy: [waving finger side to side] I am a strong woman. I don't need a man. (players laugh)

0:42:35 Brennan: You are kneeling next to Primsy here. I'm gonna say with that, in this incredible turn with that failure there-

0:42:45 Emily: Yeah, is there anything else I can do?

0:42:46 Brennan: With that, you spent your Action Surge, you're just, you have your movement left. You can just give me an Acrobatics check to try- This is like double difficult terrain, if you wanted to just pick her up and try to get her across. You could do that-

0:43:00 Emily: What about getting her onto this boat though?

0:43:02 Brennan: That's gonna be Athletics instead of Acrobatics. That's a jump into the boat.

0:43:04 Emily: Okay. Okay, I guess, well, I'm worried that she'll be, if I bring her here though, she's just gonna get hit by, cropped by arrows.

0:43:15 Brennan: It's all bad, you know? Like whatever you can do, yeah.

0:43:20 Emily: I think I wanna get her in this.

0:43:23 Jet: Hey! Hey, uh, my fellow Rock. Do you have any sort of healing touch to you?

0:43:28 Cumulous: I do not. I can do something, but not for her.

0:43:32 Jet: I see, sort of a self care thing, okay.

0:43:35 Emily: I guess I'm gonna pick her up and try and do an Acrobatics check to bring her towards her people.

0:43:41 Brennan: Just start walking across.

0:43:41 Emily: Yeah.

0:43:43 Brennan: Okay, go ahead and give me, this is gonna be a, another DC 15 Acrobatics, just to move your three squares of movement.

0:43:52 Emily: Okay. Do you think, or should I just be bringing her into this boat? I think that I should just be trying to bring her to the boat.

0:43:59 Brennan: It's, y’know, there's danger both ways. You're in the middle of a sinking ship. It's either, it's, do you wanna pick her up and try to catwalk to the other Crow's Nest? Or do you want to just make a leap to try and get into the lifeboat?

0:44:09 Siobhan: [whispers] I would do the leap.

0:44:10 Emily: I wanna leap to get into the lifeboat.

0:44:11 Brennan: Okay, that's gonna be DC 15 Athletics.

0:44:12 Emily: That's the problem, is my Acrobatics is so much better than my Athletics. I just think.

0:44:18 Siobhan: If you hold an action, I can send Yak to help you.

0:44:21 Emily: I hold an action.

0:44:22 Brennan: Dope.

0:44:23 Emily: I gotta get me a fucking familiar, damn.

0:44:26 Brennan: Okay, you grab Primsy in your arms, you're ready. That is going to be Theo.

0:44:34 Murph: Sweet. Do I get the sense if I, I would have to take attacks and such. If I got into this boat, would I be able to row it with any kind of, like--

0:44:46 Brennan: You, it would just be--

0:44:46 Murph: Effectiveness.

0:44:47 Brennan: It would be a water vehicle proficiency. I mean, or you could just make an untrained strength check to try and row it. But you can see how large that boat is. It's really about having multiple people rowing in there.

0:44:56 Murph: Okay. Okay. Well, I am surrounded by dudes at the bottom. I don't know if I'm gonna be able to kill them in one hit. Why not? I'm gonna try something crazy.

0:45:11 Brennan: Okay.

0:45:12 Murph: [holding hand out] Tell me if this is too shenanigany.

0:45:16 Brennan: Okay.

0:45:17 Murph: I would like to, potentially, so I have Weapon Bond, which means as a bonus action I can summon my weapon.

0:45:22 Brennan: Cool.

0:45:23 Murph: I would like to throw my sword at the rope to hit it and get it like moving and then summon it back and jump onto the rope and try to get over here. [points to rowboat with Cumulous, Jet, and Primsy]

0:45:31 Brennan: [breathes out on an incredulous laugh] Okay. Which rope are you trying to sever right now?

0:45:35 Murph: No, not sever it. I just want to, like, get it moving to come back to me.

0:45:39 Brennan: You wanna get your sword moving to summon it back?

0:45:42 Murph: I wanna like, huck my sword as hard as I can at the rope, to get like the momentum going, so that when it comes back to me, I can jump on it.

0:45:48 Brennan: Gotcha, you're trying to boomerang--

0:45:49 Murph: And I can retrieve with my sword.

0:45:52 Brennan: You're trying to boomerang your sword, so it knocks the rope towards you.

0:45:55 Murph: Exactly.

0:45:56 Brennan: Okay, that's a bonus action. [to himself] What is the skill check involved in a boomeranging magic sword. [looks at camera] This game is hard.

0:46:09 Murph: [laughing unapologetically] Not even necessarily boomeranging. I'm hucking my sword as hard as I can at the rope, hoping that I knock it this way and that momentum brings it back this way.

0:46:16 Brennan: Gotcha.

0:46:16 Siobhan: Or you wanted to get tangled up so when you pull the sword back, the rope comes with it.

0:46:19 Murph: That'd be dope too.

0:46:21 Brennan: So the point is you're trying to get that rope to you.

0:46:23 Murph: Exactly.

0:46:25 Brennan: Okay. I'm gonna go ahead and say that this is a, it's a ranged attack so it's gonna be based on Dex.

0:46:29 Murph: Fuck.

0:46:30 Brennan: So we're just gonna call this a DC 15 Dex check, as your bonus action.

0:46:33 Murph: [grunts] [Lou starts laughing]

0:46:36 Murph: All right, I’ll have-

0:46:36 Lou: My favorite Murph noise.

0:46:39 Murph: Sprinkle will help me on this one 'cause I need to roll a 15 or higher.

0:46:43 Emily: Oh.

0:46:43 Murph: Nat 20! (players cheer and clap) Brennan stares in shock.

0:46:46 Ally: Nat 20.

0:46:49 Siobhan: Yes!

0:46:49 Murph: Thank you for fucking Sprinkle!

0:46:50 Brennan: You guys see Sir Theobald Gumbar, the Knights of North-Gumbia, Lord Commander of the Tartguard, hucks a glowing orange Popsicle out over the Milky Sea and this rope, that, you want this guy right here?

0:47:05 Murph: Either one, I was thinking closer one, or whichever one is-

0:47:08 Brennan: Cool, this rope, swings right over to you, my man.

0:47:14 Murph: Sweet. I guess, I wanna, I just kind of wanna get over to Primsy and help if I can. So. Yeah, what would, can I like go up here? And try to like jump over to here? Like what can I do with this rope or just climb it?

0:47:28 Brennan: You can attempt to climb the rope, that's just a raw Athletics check.

0:47:36 Murph: Okay. Yeah, I guess, I'll just jump and start climbing.

0:47:39 Brennan: Okay.

0:47:39 Murph: And I'll take, I guess.

0:47:43 Brennan: So here's the thing, normally this would just be difficult terrain and it would be like a half movement kind of thing. You're in full armor.

0:47:47 Murph: ‘Kay.

0:47:50 Brennan: So what this is gonna be is, it is a DC 15 Athletics check-

0:47:53 Murph: Uh-huh.

0:47:57 Brennan: For you to move up the rope and you're gonna make it every time you take a movement action, you need to hit that 15.

0:48:06 Murph: Got it.

0:48:06 Brennan: Cool.

0:48:07 Murph: Yeah. Yeah, it has to be.

0:48:07 Brennan: Cool. Go ahead and make your first Athletics check.

0:48:16 Murph: [groans] [picks a die] This one was the nat 20, give me something good.

0:48:18 Murph and Ally: Nat 20!

0:48:21 Emily: That’s a nat 20! Players cheer and clap as Brennan silently looks at the camera.

0:48:22 Ally: Yo!

0:48:23 Brennan: Wha- what's going on? Is up down, black is white? Murph shrugs.

0:48:25 Zac: [pointing at Murph] Have you ever… ever been this, like—

0:48:27 Emily: Yeah, for real!

0:48:29 Murph: I truly don't know.

0:48:29 Ally: This is just making up for the last horrible battle.

0:48:30 Murph: Yeah, my god.

0:48:32 Siobhan: Yeah.

0:48:34 Brennan: Incredible. Theo, you make it up to the Crow's Nest.

0:48:36 Murph: Hell yes.

0:48:36 Siobhan: Yes.

0:48:38 Brennan: On a nat 20.

0:48:38 Ally: That's insane.

0:48:40 Murph: Wow.

0:48:41 Brennan: Boom. Theo, you alight on the- You see, Theo again, when the time calls for it. Theo grabs his, swings his sword, brings the rope. All these guys are gonna get swings on you as you leave.

0:48:54 Murph: That's fine.

0:48:58 Brennan: Okay, that is, you're gonna take, 10, you take 12 points of damage.

0:49:06 Murph: From one dude?

0:49:07 Brennan: From one dude.

0:49:09 Murph: Okay, so minus 3, so 9.

0:49:11 Brennan: Yeah, not sweating it, clank off your armor and you like, get one leg around it and just hand over hand (grunts) and surge up the rope and leap to the Crow's Nest. Fighting in a sinking ship in full armor, in defiance of God and man.

0:49:28 Lou: That’s Theobald's way.

0:49:28 Emily: That's insane. Two nat 20’s in a row.

0:49:30 Murph: The candy spirits are real. That's unbelievable.

0:49:30 Ally: That's so cool.

0:49:31 Lou: It’s beautiful.

0:49:33 Murph: So that, presumably was my action doing that.

0:49:37 Brennan: That is your, I'm gonna say that you used your movement. To do that.

0:49:43 Murph: Okay, great.

0:49:43 Brennan: You have your action left if you want.

0:49:45 Murph: Sweet, I'm gonna try to get our girl up.

0:49:47 Brennan: Okay.

0:49:47 Murph: Get Primsy up.

0:49:48 Brennan: Oh, just to stabilize her?

0:49:50 Murph: Yeah, I guess so--

0:49:52 Brennan: Yeah, give me a medicine check.

0:49:53 Murph: I don't want her to die. [sighs] Nat 1.

0:49:57 Brennan: Okay.

0:49:57 Siobhan: [laughing] You kill her.

0:50:00 Brennan: Kill her. Yeah, you're like, you're there with your gauntlets. Zac and Lou pantomime stabbing Primsy.

0:50:04 Brennan: You have like your gauntlets and are fumbling around.

0:50:05 Lou: “I'll perform surgery.”

0:50:06 Ally: [laughing] You kill her.

0:50:06 Zac: You’re just riding high, forget what you’re doing.

0:50:06 Emily: No, I think what happens is-

0:50:08 Ally: You did this super impressive climb-

0:50:10 Emily: I think what happens is you actually save her but she wakes up and recognizes you as the man who says, "don't make a noise."

0:50:17 Murph: “Don't worry, don’t worry, I'm here. Don't make a noise.”

0:50:21 Brennan: Well actually I’m gonna say on a nat 1, you successfully revive her, and as you turn around, like, “we got it,” you clank, hit her in the head with your armored elbow and she goes out again.

0:50:29 Zac: You're Leslie Nielsen. (players laugh)

0:50:32 Murph: Oh my god. Cool.

0:50:34 Brennan: Awesome. Oh, that's your action.

0:50:37 Emily: Do I get an opportunity attack on Theobald? (players laugh)

0:50:41 Brennan: Okay, time to roll for the ship.

0:50:42 Siobhan: Oh shit!

0:50:43 Brennan: Annabelle is the only person who has been helping the ship in this moment. So she alone has to hit this 20 DC check. She gets a plus 4, she needs a 16 or higher. 19.

0:51:08 Ally: Yes. [claps hands together]

0:51:09 Murph: Nice job!

0:51:09 Emily: Woo!

0:51:10 Brennan: The ship does not go deeper, the ship does not sink.

0:51:12 Murph: Nice!

0:51:15 Ally: Oh cool, I just saw the mechanics of this set. That’s, Rick Perry forever. [points directly at the camera]

0:51:20 Brennan: Yes yes.

0:51:22 Ally: That's really fucking sick.

0:51:24 Brennan: Amazing. That is now gonna be the storm, however.

0:51:29 Siobhan: Oh, the storm gets to roll?

0:51:29 Lou: Yeah, I'm gonna be like, who else is getting a turn?

0:51:35 Emily: The zombies.

0:51:36 Lou: This ship is a ghost ship, it’s filled with zombies. Also, fun fact, there's another ship filled with eagles. Big, old, eagles.

0:51:42 Siobhan: It's right here, and they're bad and angry.

0:51:46 Zac: And then a yogurt kraken comes out.

0:51:49 Brennan: Okay I'm going to need everybody here to make a DC 10 Strength check.

0:51:55 Siobhan: Oh no.

0:51:55 Lou: I'll take it. Oh, I'm not raging.

0:51:56 Emily: I mean I'm not, I’m on Primsy, am I like helping her in any way or something like that?

0:52:02 Brennan: Actually, if you make your check with disadvantage, then Primsy doesn't need to make a check at all.

0:52:10 Emily: Well, I only have—

0:52:10 Murph: Do you want me to do it? I have better Strength.

0:52:12 Emily: Yeah, you should do it, you have better strength than I.

0:52:16 Zac: I can't use Dex, right?

0:52:17 Brennan: These are Strength saving throws. You can't use Dex, these are Strength saving throws.

0:52:20 Siobhan: I rolled a 3.

0:52:21 Brennan: 3, okay.

0:52:22 Murph: I'm rolling with disadvantage. Okay, 15 is my lowest.

0:52:26 Brennan: Okay, great, you're successful.

0:52:28 Siobhan: Murph!

0:52:28 Emily: 19.

0:52:29 Brennan: Did anyone get sub 10?

0:52:30 Siobhan: Yeah, I got a 3.

0:52:33 Brennan: 3?

0:52:35 Ally: Oh, no, I got, 'cause I have 6 to Strength. So I got a 12.

0:52:36 Brennan: Ruby, you are back on the helm of the ship. You fly 5 feet back and go prone, but you're within the walls and everything's good. And if anything was gonna happen to anyone, it was good that it happened to you.

0:52:49 Siobhan: Yeah.

0:52:50 Brennan: Okay, that's Ruby, so, (imitates roar of thunder). You see ropes going around. (screams) Ship’s going down, you, boom, you hit the deck. That is now going to be back at the top of the order. Amethar, that's you.

0:53:04 Lou: I look back to Annabelle. I say,

0:53:05 Amethar: Annabelle, how long can you hold the ship?

0:53:08 Brennan: Yeah, you see,

0:53:08 Annabelle: Right, she's bound for the bottom but if we can get another ship, I get the crew over there, we can make way.

0:53:13 Amethar: All right, so hold this ship, take another ship.

0:53:18 Annabelle: Oh, yeah, that's the plan. If you go over the edge, I'll send the ladies after you.

0:53:22 Amethar: All right. Ladies!

0:53:26 Lou: And I'm going to, I'd like to jump from here, to Liam? No.

0:53:34 Brennan: You have a 20 foot long jump by the way.

0:53:35 Lou: [leaning over the set] Okay, I mean, okay, let me think. Yeah, I'm gonna, [piece of set knocks over] oop, I'm sorry. I'll just sit down. I wanna jump to where Liam's at on the boat.

0:53:50 Brennan: Okay, awesome. So that's gonna be, that is 15 movement, 25 movement. And then I'm gonna go 5, 10, 15, that's your full 40, you're gonna take 7 points of falling damage. And you can be right here or right here, wherever you wanna be.

0:54:15 Lou: I'll be right, I'll be in striking distance.

0:54:18 Brennan: Cool.

0:54:20 Lou: Then I'll go into a rage, so I think anyone within 10 feet of me takes 3 fire damage.

0:54:27 Brennan: Okay.

0:54:30 Siobhan: Nice!

0:54:34 Lou: And then question of the day, chucking motherfuckers in the ocean. [Brennan and Siobhan laugh]

0:54:40 Lou: What is— opposed Athletics? Or what's the vibe? Can I chuck motherfuckers in the ocean? Question mark.

0:54:47 Brennan: You can absolutely chuck motherfuckers in the ocean. It's a grapple and then you move at half speed. You've used your movement, however, this turn.

0:54:56 Lou: Great, so theoretically, couldn't chuck no motherfuckers in the ocean?

0:55:01 Brennan: You could make a shove attempt, but you’d need someone to be near the prow for that to happen.

0:55:07 Lou: No chucking yet. I'll just, I'll take two attacks on the captain.

0:55:14 Ally: Hell yeah.

0:55:14 Brennan: Hell yeah, go for it.

0:55:15 Lou: Oh, great. 12?

0:55:21 Brennan: 12 does not hit on the Captain.

0:55:25 Lou: 18.

0:55:27 Brennan: 18 does hit on the captain.

0:55:31 Lou: I reroll 1’s and 2’s so I’ll reroll this.

0:55:34 Ally: Hell yeah.

0:55:35 Lou: 2 twice. So that's a 14 on the captain.

0:55:41 Brennan: Liam, you look out to the shadows and see at the edge of the dim light from the Colby, your noise of hitting the deck, boom! Made everyone go, "What was that?" This noise is not a boom, it is a crash, [jumps for emphasis] as the wood and the, or the blue cheese wood underneath shatters and you see the king catch the captain, as he whips around to look, right across the jaw. Teeth, cheese, and blood go scattering across the deck. The king has joined you in battle, your cousin.

0:56:09 Amethar: Let's go! Two war guys! Liam pumps his fist.

0:56:15 Brennan: You do take 3 points of fire damage.

0:56:16 Ally: Oh, okay.

0:56:18 Brennan: Yeah. That is going to be Cheddar, who, I'm gonna roll some moves for them. They're gonna each go across.

0:56:36 Lou: Come on, ladies.

0:56:39 Brennan: No one got a 5 or below.

0:56:41 Murph: Sweet!

0:56:42 Brennan: We're gonna go, one. Actually you know what? Some of them are gonna come over, the rest are going to come, this one's gonna come over here. One rushes down, grabs her friend's body, brings her back up to the helm here. The rest go over the side to join the fight down on this ship. Boom, boom, boom. There each gonna take some falling damage. Not enough to put any of them out, but that is a hard drop for these sailors. Boom boom boom and then each of them are going to take a dash over here. One, two, three, four. Ooh, a nat 20, an 18, a 17 and a 14.

0:58:06 Lou: Let's go, ladies!

0:58:07 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:58:11 Lou: Of course Annabelle’s crew is just fucking neat ruthless.

0:58:14 Brennan: They rush up behind you, they're badly wounded. But you see, even in the dark, they rush up, this guy's got just enough illumination. They rush up and just shank him from behind. Bam, bam bam bam! Arrows fire into him, this guy's dead. Hits the deck as they ice this marauder, this pirate right here. That is going to be, that's Cheddar. Ruby, that's you.

0:58:38 Siobhan: Okay, this is-

0:58:38 Emily: Oh, send me Yak so I can try and step over.

0:58:40 Siobhan: Yeah. So, I'm definitely gonna do that but let me just make sure that I can do what I'm gonna do first. So I would like to use my Mage Hand, to pull this rope on the other boat over to me. (Brennan makes a whooshing sound) I'd like to swing across and then tie myself to the mast.

0:59:01 Brennan: Give me an Acrobatics check if you would be so kind.

0:59:05 Siobhan: Absolutely. 18?

0:59:09 Brennan: Incredible, that's definitely enough. You grab, you (whooshing sound). In a flash of lightning, you see the image of your aunt sailing spectrally, grabs the thing, brings it over to you. You are back in your circus training that you asked your parents for so long ago. You do that aerialist thing where you just wrap the rope a couple times around one leg. You're just twirl--

0:59:31 Siobhan: So graceful.

0:59:33 Brennan: You're just honestly twirling in the storm and having a fucking great time.

0:59:39 Siobhan: Great. And then because I'm above these guys, I take advantage, I have advantage against them, right?

0:59:43 Brennan: Ah, yes, you used a bonus action to do Mage Hand.

0:59:46 Siobhan: Right. So I don't have to worry about getting advantage from my familiar, so I send Yak over to Ruby [sic, she meant Jet] to help her out.

0:59:56 Emily: Okay.

0:59:57 Siobhan: And then I'd like to shoot at the captain.

0:59:59 Brennan: Just making sure I'm tracking you right, yeah. Bonus action to get that movement on the acrobatics. Yak flies over here to join you guys. (Brennan caws) Swooping down to help and go ahead and take a shot at the captain.

1:00:18 Siobhan: Great. That is a nat 20. (Brennan laughs)

1:00:24 Ally: No way.

1:00:25 Brennan: Oh my god!

1:00:25 Lou: Nat 20 season, baby.

1:00:28 Siobhan: So that 2d6 from the crit plus 3d6 from Sneak Attack.

1:00:31 Brennan: No, no, that's 2d6 from the crit plus 6d6 from the Sneak Attack. Extra dice are multiplied. Siobhan is fucking delighted.

1:00:37 Ally: No way.

1:00:39 Brennan: So that's gonna be 8d6 damage.

1:00:40 Siobhan: Thank you. Plus 6, plus 5.

1:00:43 Emily: Yeah.

1:00:48 Siobhan: Okay, 5, 10, 15, 21, 26 damage.

1:00:55 Brennan: Amethar, as you take this guy's jaw off, he stumbles backward. He stumbles backward and in a flash of lightning, like a trapeze artist, your daughter in the midst of a like, hurricane-force gale lighting behind her, just twirling as stately as possible, in a circle slowly around the mast, lets go and the arrow quivers in the deck, having entered the top of his skull and going out through the bottom of his jaw, and he collapses to the floor, dead.

1:01:27 Ally: Yeah!

1:01:27 Ruby: Thanks for letting me take those circus classes, Dad.

1:01:30 Amethar: [to himself] Wow, I guess that circus bullshit was really worth it.

1:01:34 Emily: Can I take my held action now?

1:01:36 Brennan: Yes, you can.

1:01:37 Emily: Okay, so I'm gonna jump onto the boat with my new friend, Rocks.

1:01:40 Cumulous: Hello.

1:01:43 Jet: You seem trustworthy, right?

1:01:45 Cumulous: Maybe, in a way. (players laugh)

1:01:48 Jet: Good enough for me.

1:01:50 Emily: Jump onto the boat.

1:01:52 Murph: Do I know Cumulous?

1:01:52 Liam: Who the fuck is this?

1:01:54 Jet: Oh, this is Cumulous Rocks.

1:01:56 Murph: Do I know Cumulous?

1:01:57 Brennan: I described him to you in your memory. When you were running through Comida, he was the person that Lazuli handed that paper to, remember?

1:02:03 Murph: Oh yeah. Zac waves his hands around his face. [Flashback] Lazuli: Cumulous, take this to the Temple of the Spinning Star.

1:02:10 Cumulous: We've met.

1:02:10 Theobald: We've met before.

1:02:12 Cumulous: Yes.

1:02:13 Jet: Cool, well, I'm gonna take this dead girl and jump onto that boat.

1:02:17 Theobald: Right.

1:02:18 Emily: 18.

1:02:19 Brennan: That is, you needed a 15 to get there.

1:02:21 Siobhan: Great.

1:02:22 Brennan: Jet, you summon your inner strength, heft Primsy in your arms and leap through the storm, bam, alighting in the middle of the boat with Cumulous.

1:02:27 Emily: [reaching out to move her mini, but hesitates for a second] Oh.

1:02:32 Brennan: Yeah, go for it. Here you go. [helps her with the set] You got it. Boom, you hit the deck.

1:02:39 Jet: Hey.

1:02:39 Cumulous: Hello.

1:02:41 Jet: Do you know my dad? You're like, friends with my dad? Cumulous does not respond.

1:02:45 Brennan: Liam, that's gonna be you.

1:02:47 Ally: Alright, I'm gonna attack this guy right in front of me.

1:02:50 Brennan: Hell yeah, you got two attacks.

1:02:51 Jet: You look like cotton candy.

1:02:53 Ally: Oh, that's 22.

1:02:54 Brennan: 22 hits.

1:02:54 Ally: I'm hitting him with Ice Knife.

1:02:57 Brennan: Oh, awesome. Cool, cool, cool.

1:03:00 Ally: So I'm going forward and I'm doing it at a second level, which means that, so I hit him for a d10.

1:03:07 Brennan: Sorry, this is, does not get cast at second level, because this comes from your crossbow. So, I'm giving this to you for free 'cause your crossbow has become magical. So it's just gonna be at first level.

1:03:18 Ally: Okay, the thing at the bottom where it says second level.

1:03:21 Brennan: Right, but it'd be, your, because you're not spending a spell slot on this. You can't spend a higher spell slot on this. Like the crossbow comes with its own spell slot. Like—

1:03:30 Ally: Okay.

1:03:31 Brennan: Cool, so it's gonna be 1d10. And then the other abilities happen.

1:03:35 Ally: Cool.

1:03:35 Brennan: Cool.

1:03:36 Ally: So him, so the d10 for this guy is gonna be a 3, so he takes 3 and then I'll do 2d6 and, so him and the other two guys will get this 2d6 exploding damage.

1:03:49 Brennan: Oh, that's correct, yes.

1:03:50 Ally: Okay, cool. 4.

1:03:54 Brennan: 4. So hold on one second. You, ba-ba-ba-bum… That's going to be, so 3 to him and then 4, they're going to make some Dex saves here. Okay, so he's gonna take 3, he's gonna take 4, 14 and 2...

1:04:20 Ally: Does he take the d6 as well?

1:04:23 Brennan: He does not take the d6 as well.

1:04:24 Ally: I think it says the target and each creature within 5 feet.

1:04:27 Brennan: He made his save is the thing-

1:04:27 Ally: Oh, I got you.

1:04:29 Brennan: Yeah. And then that guy takes 4 so he’s at 6. So, you fire the Ice Knife, there's a burst everywhere. Amethar, is actually within feet, so you gotta get- give me a Dexterity saving throw, you roll with advantage.

1:04:42 Lou: Oh, okay so that's, oh great, is that one? 14.

1:04:51 Brennan: 14 saves, you do not take any exploding damage. So you fire the Ice Knife, that's your action, any bonus actions or movements?

1:04:59 Ally: I'm gonna attack again.

1:05:02 Brennan: So Ice Knife is really more about you taking out a group of people far away because with Ice Knife, it's, it is your action, it's not an attack, right? So this is like a spell you can cast that takes the place of an action. If that makes sense.

1:05:16 Ally: So I make a ranged spell attack on a target and it’s an action.

1:05:20 Brennan: Exactly, this is like your crossbow casting a spell, not you firing an arrow.

1:05:25 Ally: Okay, well then, maybe I'll just do, the other one instead the, this Hail of Thorns?

1:05:32 Brennan: Or there’s, or Bursting Arrow. I know there's a lot of abilities. The crossbow gives you Bursting Arrow and Ice Knife. The, so the crossbow gives you Bursting Arrow and Ice Knife. Your spells give you Hail of Thorns and Hunter’s Mark, amongst other ones.

1:05:47 Ally: Okay cool, so then I, instead of doing Ice Knife, I'm casting Bursting Arrow, which is all the same rolls and all the same damage.

1:05:54 Brennan: Cool, hold on.

1:05:56 Ally: 'Cause that would be 2d6.

1:05:57 Brennan: Yes, yes. Let me just double check that, yeah, except you actually add more because you're at it, that actually is an attack.

1:06:05 Ally: Cool.

1:06:05 Brennan: So you are going to add another plus 8, so that actually goes from 6, 6, 2 and that's 14, you're casting that on. So now it's actually gonna go. Yeah, he's taking, so he takes more damage when you do that.

1:06:13 Ally: Cool.

1:06:20 Brennan: Awesome. And the other guys actually don't get saves with Bursting, Bursting Arrow’s a little bit better.

1:06:27 Ally: Oh, cool.

1:06:27 Brennan: So, awesome. 8 and that guy is 13, so he's gonna take, he's at 10, cool. (whooshes) There's this like minty blasts of shards and smoke flashes around here. Amethar, you do actually take 4 points of cold damage.

1:06:44 Lou: Hey, I did you 3, you do me 4. This is war guy stuff! (players laugh)

1:06:49 Ally: Great. And is that a spell, Bursting Arrow?

1:06:52 Brennan: It's hard- Ice Knife is a spell, Bursting Arrow is an ability.

1:06:56 Ally: Love it. So then I am going to with my second attack cast Hail of Thorns with this attack.

1:07:02 Brennan: Oh, bonus action, Hail of Thorns. Yeah, you can absolutely use a bonus action to cast Hail of Thorns. Yep.

1:07:06 Ally: Cool. So I'm gonna attack the same guy right in front of me.

1:07:07 Brennan: Ah, yeah, let me just double check that, you be, yeah, you don't take, this ain’t an action. That all works out with the action economy. Let's do some Hail of Thorns.

1:07:15 Ally: Hell yeah. Oh, so close, 12.

1:07:19 Brennan: 12 hits.

1:07:19 Ally: Cool.

1:07:21 Murph: Oh, nice.

1:07:21 Ally: All right. So then that is a d10. Yeah, oh, dang, I thought that was, so that's, 9 damage.

1:07:30 Brennan: Okay.

1:07:31 Ally: To the person right in front of me.

1:07:34 Brennan: Still standing. And then in addition to the normal effect of the attack. The target of the attacks in each greater 5 feet, has to make a Dex save. A creature takes 1d10 piercing damage on a failed save or half as much on a successful one.

1:07:46 Ally: Cool, and I'm gonna--

1:07:46 Brennan: This one, you can use a second level.

1:07:47 Ally: I'm going to, yeah. So this will be 2d10. And it's only 5 feet, so would Amethar be involved?

1:07:56 Brennan: He would be. So he's got to make a Dex save here as well.

1:07:58 Ally: Crazy. Okay, how- Where are you?

1:08:01 Lou: It’s all good. It's fine.

1:08:02 Ally: All right. Lou rolls, and makes a little shaka sign to indicate he passed.

1:08:08 Brennan: How much damage do you do?

1:08:09 Ally: 9.

1:08:10 Brennan: All of them fail. They all take 9 points of damage. This guy, Amethar, what did you roll on your save?

1:08:16 Lou: 18.

1:08:17 Brennan: 18, so you take half of that. You take 4.

1:08:18 Lou: What kind of damage is that?

1:08:21 Brennan: It is piercing. Oh, so you take even less, you take 2.

1:08:23 Ally: Hell yeah.

1:08:25 Brennan: And then 2 and 13, each take 4. Yeah. Liam—

1:08:31 Liam: Let's go.

1:08:32 Brennan: You see, Liam, you put a hood up. Yeah, you see Liam is unloading, you're deep in the blast range of what he's doing. Just 'cause Peppermint Icy Crossbow. Just, you guys see explosions of peppermint shards all over the back deck of the ship, just like stabbing pieces of candy cane jutting out of the cheese everywhere. That is going to be.

1:08:57 Ally: I'm gonna take my movement. Can I get through without attacks of opportunity so this guy's out?

1:09:01 Brennan: No you, they will get swings on you, oh no, they’re holding range- Oh no, they're holding melee weapons, so you, they will get swings on you if you move past them.

1:09:09 Ally: Where are we here? Yeah, I'll jump up on here, to get around and try to get down here like with the cheese people.

1:09:23 Brennan: Cool, I'm gonna ask for a DC 10 Acrobatics check.

1:09:28 Ally: Acrobatics, okay. (whistles) Oh, it's cocked.

1:09:34 Brennan: Go ahead and re-roll it.

1:09:38 Ally: All right, cool. Hey, got it.

1:09:39 Brennan: Cool.

1:09:40 Ally: 17.

1:09:40 Brennan: 17, so you're gonna jump up here, cool, that's one, this guy, they will still get swings on you, if you leave their threatened area.

1:09:46 Ally: Oh, both of them?

1:09:48 Brennan: Unless you, if you don't move past this guy, he won't, but if you move past somebody they swing on you.

1:09:53 Ally: Got it. But even that one from afar will be able to swing on me, if I'm up on that ledge?

1:09:58 Brennan: Yep, 'cause it's not about up on the ledge, it's about when you leave his space, like he gets one for the road on you basically.

1:10:04 Lou: One for the road. [ominous music]

1:10:07 Ally: All right, let's do it.

1:10:08 Brennan: Cool, cool.

1:10:12 Siobhan: Is it healthy to have this much adrenaline in your body? (players laugh)

1:10:15 Lou: No.

1:10:19 Brennan: Cool. It's gonna be 6, 7, 9 damage from one, and then 8 damage from another.

1:10:35 Ally: Cool.

1:10:38 Brennan: How many hit points you have?

1:10:40 Ally: I still got a few.

1:10:42 Brennan: Cool.

1:10:43 Ally: 21.

1:10:43 Brennan: Cool. So you're gonna go, 5, 10, 15, where do you wanna go?

1:10:50 Ally: Just kind of by the cheese warriors.

1:10:51 Brennan: But then, they're here, behind them or in front of them?

1:10:55 Ally: Behind them.

1:10:55 Brennan: Cool.

1:10:56 Ally: My fierce women fighters.

1:10:56 Brennan: Hell yeah.

1:11:00 Lou: Lady cheeses.

1:11:00 Brennan: Incredible. Liam, that's you, these guys are gonna go now. Where are my people? Okay. So this ship moves through here, gonna go...

1:11:23 Lou: Do you want us to move anything?

1:11:24 Brennan: Nah, nah, you're all good. Schaubach, did I fuck anything up by moving that ship?

1:11:28 Schaubach: [offscreen] Nope, you're all good.

1:11:29 Brennan: Cool.

1:11:29 Schaubach: Move them anywhere you want.

1:11:31 Lou: Damn, Schaubach, that's real nice of you.

1:11:34 Siobhan: I think actually you have, you can only move it in this direction. [points away from PCs]

1:11:35 Ally: Mmhmm.

1:11:37 Siobhan: For camera, for camera reasons, you can only move it this way.

1:11:39 Emily: Yeah.

1:11:39 Lou: Yeah, and I see you have to have-

1:11:42 Emily: For camera reasons, I think, you can't actually put those minis inside.

1:11:43 Siobhan: Yeah.

1:11:45 Lou: Yeah, you gotta put on like way less minis.

1:11:46 Siobhan: Yeah, for camera, none of these are in focus right now.

1:11:47 Lou: Hey, my guy-

1:11:49 Siobhan: Looks like absolute shit.

1:11:50 Lou: Can we get a confirmation? He's given me the thumbs up.

1:11:51 Siobhan: Right, yeah, don't know. You, don't bother looking. He's definitely--

1:11:53 Emily: What if next time we just didn’t give Brennan the minis he asks for?

1:11:54 Zac: It's sort of a camera issue. You can't have our characters, out of--

1:11:57 Siobhan: Yeah, Rick, next time can you not give him any minis? Thank you so much.

1:12:01 Lou: Hey, dude, I'm getting a call from marketing right now, this is like too much...

1:12:03 Siobhan: Too much.

1:12:04 Lou: Branding, like it's gonna be hard to like, get releases for.

1:12:06 Siobhan: Yeah. The big blue cheese lobby is gonna be, uh...

1:12:09 Lou: Exactly.

1:12:09 Siobhan: Really on our asses.

1:12:11 Lou: Gonna come down on our asses.

1:12:12 Siobhan: Yeah the blue cheese government.

1:12:14 Lou: Big blue dude?

1:12:15 Siobhan: Oh my god, those guys are powerful!

1:12:16 Lou: His deep blue cousin?

1:12:16 Siobhan: And litigious.

1:12:17 Lou: Yeah.

1:12:19 Siobhan: Really litigious.

1:12:21 Lou: They got lawyers up the wazoo.

1:12:22 Siobhan: Yeah.

1:12:23 Lou: Brennan is gonna say something mean.

1:12:25 Brennan: Well a bunch of people attack Theo and they all miss. (players laugh) Pings arrows off your armor, ping ping ping ping ping ping. That is going to be Primsy.

1:12:38 Ally: [to Murph] Oh, you're fighting someone right there.

1:12:40 Murph: Yeah, he jumped on.

1:12:41 Lou: [mocking Brennan] Ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping.

1:12:44 Brennan: [getting out the Box of Doom] On a nat 1, Primsy is fully dead.

1:12:46 Murph: [sounding insincere] Oh no! The right side of the table bursts into laughter.

1:12:48 Murph: I like Primsy.

1:12:50 Emily: I agree, I don’t want her to die.

1:12:50 Zac: It’s just very funny that only you—

1:12:54 Lou: It was just you and it was a little facetious.

1:12:59 Murph: I liked, I like good guys. She's a good guy.

1:13:03 Emily: You're a strong woman. You're a strong woman.

1:13:06 Brennan: 9, that's her second failure. Murph, Siobhan and Emily: Fuck!

1:13:09 Lou: [imitating Murph] Oh no!

1:13:10 Siobhan: Yak can give her a help action.

1:13:10 Murph: I want us to get up on the ship.

1:13:13 Siobhan: You should row.

1:13:15 Emily: Yeah, can you give her advantage on a, um—

1:13:15 Murph: Alright.

1:13:16 Emily: I think I'm just gonna try and do a Medicine check. If I have advantage.

1:13:19 Lou: Is that to stabilize?

1:13:19 Murph: I can try to, I have plus 2 Wisdom.

1:13:22 Siobhan: Can she, can Yak not give her advantage?

1:13:23 Emily: Yak just gave me advantage.

1:13:26 Murph: Is stabilizing someone a DC 10 or a DC 15?

1:13:28 Brennan: Mmm?

1:13:29 Murph: Is stabilizing someone 10 or 15? Wisdom check?

1:13:34 Brennan: 15.

1:13:35 Murph: Oh wow.

1:13:35 Brennan: It's 15.

1:13:37 Emily: I'm just gonna keep trying. There's no other option. Rowing won't get it there in time for her next save.

1:13:41 Brennan: Okay, now, the rest of the Marauders are gonna go, these guys are gonna step up to Amethar.

1:13:49 Lou: Come at me. Actually don't, don't come too hard.

1:13:56 Ally: What's your AC?

1:13:57 Lou: 16, but I'm hurt.

1:13:58 Brennan: 7 plus 2, 9 halved to 4, to Amethar.

1:14:04 Lou: Who gives a shit? That's it?

1:14:09 Brennan: Yeah, that's it. One hit you.

1:14:11 Lou: I can get with that.

1:14:12 Brennan: This guy's gonna turn, take some swings.

1:14:16 Lou: Lady cheeses? No!

1:14:20 Murph: Oh, boy.

1:14:21 Lou: I love the lady cheeses.

1:14:23 Siobhan: They’re so cute.

1:14:24 Lou: They honestly- It’s nice to be fighting alongside cheeses.

1:14:26 Siobhan: Right?

1:14:28 Brennan: This one drops.

1:14:29 Lou: No, baby!

1:14:31 Brennan: She gets stabbed. Battle on the open deck of the ship.

1:14:34 Lou: Let's go, Babybel.

1:14:36 Brennan: That's, now the rest of these Marauders are going to go.

1:14:43 Lou: That guy has been like weird half-hanging so long.

1:14:47 Murph: They're on a bad ship.

1:14:50 Brennan: Yeah, actually, these guys see this sinking vessel and they see Primsy going off into the other boat. So these guys are actually going to, one-

1:14:58 Murph: Fucking assholes.

1:15:00 Brennan: Two.

1:15:00 Siobhan: Oh, shit.

1:15:02 Brennan: Three, where’s Sprinkle at by the way? Sprinkle’s with you?

1:15:03 Murph: Sprinkle's with me.

1:15:05 Brennan: Okay, cool.

1:15:06 Murph: Sprinkle’s actually captaining the ship, if that makes sense.

1:15:11 Siobhan: [imitates Sprinkle]

1:15:16 Brennan: [does Sprinkle’s voice in response] And this guy—

1:15:16 Siobhan: Yes, run!

1:15:18 Brennan: He, they're gonna shout up here, they jump into this boat and are going to row up--

1:15:33 Siobhan: Wait, come back.

1:15:36 Brennan: Row up alongside here, which I'm going to say rowing a boat through choppy waters is a full action.

1:15:44 Emily: I mean would you consider this like, attack of opportunity fringe?

1:15:49 Brennan: Who's left your threatened area?

1:15:51 Siobhan: This guy has. This guy has left her threatened area.

1:15:55 Brennan: Under no fucking circumstances. All right, let me make a little roll here. Okay, that's successful. The boat moves up one step, I’m also gonna make- On a 17, this guy's pulled up into the boat along with them, as they roll up. And I'm gonna say that it only takes, they only have four oars, that's one, two, three, four, three of them are gonna take shots at-

1:16:24 Siobhan: They have arrows and maces?

1:16:27 Brennan: Yep, three of these guys are gonna take shots at Cumulous.

1:16:31 Zac: Can I deflect missiles?

1:16:32 Brennan: You can use the reaction to deflect missiles if they hit you. That's absolutely correct. One hits you, for, 7 points of damage.

1:16:46 Zac: Okay, can I use, so it's 1d10 plus 11.

1:16:51 Brennan: Oh, so you're--

1:16:53 Zac: So I catch it and throw it back at him.

1:16:55 Brennan: Okay, go ahead and make an attack roll.

1:16:57 Zac: Okay. What would that be, just unarmed or what is, what?

1:17:03 Brennan: Yeah, that's no that's gonna be, proficiency plus dexterity, so that's gonna be plus 8.

1:17:11 Zac: Okay. That is 14.

1:17:12 Brennan: Yep, go ahead and roll. Go ahead and roll 1d6 plus 2.

1:17:16 Zac: 4.

1:17:19 Brennan: You see the guy in the front of the boat, sails past you. And fires an arrow at Cumulous, Cumulous is still a spinning cloud, snatches the arrow and hurls it back and it hits him in the side of the head for 4 points of damage. And he goes, (screaming)

1:17:40 Cumulous: Be afraid. (players laugh)

1:17:43 Brennan: Incredible, that's the, everyone on this boat has gone, those guys have all gone. That's going to, and you see they like hook their boat to the side of your boat. That's now going to be, Annabelle, who looks at this sinking ship.

1:18:02 Lou: Annabelle.

1:18:05 Brennan: [sighs heavily] She looks at the Colby, the flagship of House Cheddar. Looks to her friend behind her who nods, and she is going to make an Acrobatics check. Nat 20.

1:18:23 Murph: Yeah!

1:18:24 Ally: [whistles]

1:18:25 Lou: Damn, how many nat 20’s are we gonna roll today?

1:18:26 Editor’s note: So far in the episode, including Brennan, there have been nine nat 20s.

1:18:26 Brennan: It's crazy.

1:18:29 Siobhan: Enough.

1:18:31 Brennan: She's gonna go 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, with a bonus dash action. She's going to run up. You see Annabelle Cheddar, look at her sinking ship, turn to her friend who nods and lifts the wounded warrior in her arms. Everyone having deserted the ship, she will not jump into the other ship while there are still people on her ship, so she runs along the gunwhale, runs up along the side of the ship springs through the storm to the crow's nest, runs fleet of foot and as sure as can be, down the broken mast and hits the person in front of Theo for 18 point of damage with her rapier. That is going to be Cumulous.

1:19:38 Zac: Do you, just a mechanics question. For Hour of Reaping, do you know if my allies get feared as well?

1:19:46 Brennan: Your allies get feared as well.

1:19:47 Zac: Gotcha.

1:19:49 Emily: Oh, that sounds dope.

1:19:50 Siobhan: If only we were in 30 feet of each other.

1:19:51 Emily: I know.

1:19:51 Siobhan: Never late. One day we'll use- we’ve used the Locket of the Sweetest once.

1:19:57 Emily: [laughs] I know.

1:20:02 Zac: How many people are on that boat?

1:20:04 Brennan: Only one is down on that boat. So that is actually-

1:20:10 Zac: Is that the, that dude?

1:20:12 Brennan: One, two, three, there are seven living people on that boat.

1:20:15 Siobhan: They pulled a dead body back onto the boat?

1:20:17 Ally: No, the captain was just dead in there since the beginning.

1:20:20 Siobhan: Oh, right, yes.

1:20:21 Brennan: Yeah, Liam iced him right away.

1:20:22 Ally: Sha!

1:20:23 Lou: From the darkest hours of Liam.

1:20:26 Zac: I think Cumulous is gonna jump onto that boat. Can't really see it from here, sorry. [stands to look]

1:20:34 Brennan: Hell yeah. Right here?

1:20:37 Zac: Yeah, I think.

1:20:38 Brennan: Whoa.

1:20:38 Murph: Oh my god.

1:20:40 Ally: Cool.

1:20:42 Zac: And just start attacking them. Just regular attacks. Well, how many people are within five 5 of me? I don't want to knock them into your boat. It's the thing that.

1:20:55 Brennan: How many people within 5 feet of you? There's probably four people within 5 feet of you.

1:20:59 Zac: Okay. I'm just gonna start thinning up the boat.

1:21:02 Brennan: Okay.

1:21:03 Zac: I think 'cause otherwise I'll knock them into your boat and it doesn't do that much damage. Okay, so, I'll attack the guy right in front of me. [quick, tense, orchestral music]

1:21:13 Brennan: Hell yeah, go for it. So you're gonna make two attacks with your staff first.

1:21:19 Zac: Okay, yeah. Yeah. 19?

1:21:23 Brennan: Hits.

1:21:25 Zac: 25, er, 27.

1:21:28 Brennan: Yep, that hits.

1:21:30 Zac: And then, can I roll damage before?

1:21:32 Brennan: Yes, you can go ahead and roll damage before, absolutely.

1:21:40 Zac: 5, 9 plus 14. So 23 damage.

1:21:45 Brennan: Oh, you do 23 damage? Death's door, he's looking almost dead.

1:21:51 Zac: Okay, then I will, yeah, I guess I'll just use a Ki point to Flurry.

1:22:02 Brennan: Okay, go ahead and make two unarmed attacks.

1:22:03 Zac: Okay, can I, do I have to do it both on the same guy?

1:22:06 Brennan: Nope.

1:22:07 Zac: Okay. Murph’s stomach audibly gurgles.

1:22:10 Emily: [whispering] Your stomach is insane.

1:22:11 Murph: I can’t help it.

1:22:13 Zac: Would a 13 hit?

1:22:15 Brennan: It would, yep.

1:22:17 Zac: 10?

1:22:19 Brennan: 10 does not hit.

1:22:21 Zac: Okay, so then that is just a d6 plus 5. So is he down? 9.

1:22:27 Brennan: 9 to the guy right in front of you?

1:22:29 Zac: Yes.

1:22:30 Brennan: Cumulous leaps into the boat. And in a flurry of this like a long cotton stick like cotton candy stick staff just (mimics attack). It looks like Cumulous maybe doesn't weigh anything. Like it takes him no effort to just stay like hanging off of his staff up in the air and just (attack sounds) dead.

1:22:52 Zac: As he dies, Cumulous, I think sticks the staff in him and dries him up a little bit and get 7, excuse me, 9 temp hit points.

1:22:58 Siobhan: Nice.

1:23:03 Brennan: Cumulous’ eyes sink deeper into his head [inhales] and you see that some of the natural sugars within that blue cheese [death rattle] and the cheese cracks and dries and Cumulous looks even stronger than before.

1:23:19 Ally: What? Cool.

1:23:20 Emily: Wow!

1:23:21 Siobhan: So spooky.

1:23:22 Murph: Such power.

1:23:23 Jet: It’s just crazy that my dad never mentioned you. Do you get Christmas cards from us?

1:23:28 Cumulous: No.

1:23:30 Theobald: Did someone named Lazuli make you?

1:23:35 Cumulous: Um, in a sense, yes.

1:23:37 Theobald: Whoa. We have a lot to talk about after this.

1:23:42 Jet: Yeah.

1:23:42 Brennan: Awesome. That is Cumulous’ turn, Jet, that's you.

1:23:47 Emily: That's me, okay. Can I use my, if I use my Second Wind? But not take my Second Wind, can I use it to get advantage on a Medicine check?

1:23:57 Siobhan: No, you have Yak.

1:23:59 Brennan: Yak is giving you an advantage.

1:24:01 Emily: Oh, sweet, okay. Then would you say that a Medicine check, since I'm like chest compressing, is kind of like an attack? You know, right? Like one chest compression. Oh, I actually—

1:24:16 Brennan: Do you think reality is strained by the fact that a hawk is helping you with surgery right now? How much lower do you want me to go? (players laugh)

1:24:22 Emily: I just, I do think that you respect me for trying.

1:24:25 Brennan: I will never knock hustle, I'll never knock the hustle.

1:24:29 Siobhan: We have a telepathic link, I am helping you with surgery. (players laugh)

1:24:31 Ally: I am helping with surgery!

1:24:33 Brennan: Hold on a second actually, before, I forgot.

1:24:36 Siobhan: An 18 year old bandit.

1:24:36 Brennan: I actually have to roll some Strength saves for the two that are in the drink already. One fails and is immediately moved 30 feet out to sea. This guy is gonna get a Dex save as he goes towards that boat and he manages to grab on to one of these oars in the ocean before being swept further out to sea. You see this guy screaming and disappearing into the dark ocean.

1:25:01 Jet: Cumulous, are you cool with me doing this Death save instead of coming to help you? It's a shot in the dark.

1:25:07 Cumulous: Death is beautiful.

1:25:10 Jet: You know what? I'm gonna backlog all our Christmas cards and send them your way. (players laugh)

1:25:15 Ally: Liam hasn’t met you yet-

1:25:15 Brennan: Go ahead and-

1:25:16 Ally: But he's gonna love you.

1:25:16 Brennan: Give me a DC 15 Medicine check with advantage.

1:25:20 Emily: Oh my god.

1:25:24 Siobhan: Yes!

1:25:26 Emily: [nearly incoherent] I did it! 19!

1:25:27 Ally: Yes!

1:25:29 Brennan: Primsy Coldbottle is stabilized as you, (gags) she coughs up clotted milk and cream. As you- -

1:25:36 Ally: Ew.

1:25:40 Brennan: [laughs] As you clear her throat, she's able to breathe again and you press down on the injury in her stomach, to help staunch the bleeding. You, that is your action. You have saved the life of Primsy Coldbottle. In the flash of—

1:25:55 Jet: You saved yourself, girl. Strong woman.

1:26:01 Primsy: [wagging her finger] I don't need, I don't, I didn't need no.

1:26:04 Jet: Oh, we started trouble with that finger. (players laugh)

1:26:08 Brennan: You see that in a flash of lightning, Annabelle looks down to you and sees Primsy look back up at her. Annabelle looks down to you and, (whooshes, bows) salutes with her sword out to one side from the deep Crow's Nest of the sinking ship.

1:26:26 Jet: This is one alliance that really paid off for you, huh?

1:26:33 Brennan: [claps] Incredible, that is going to be, so Jet, any bonus action from you in that turn?

1:26:38 Emily: No, I don't need to Second Wind. I mean, I'd love to just like kick the rope off that they threw on.

1:26:44 Brennan: Okay, yeah, go ahead, just give me a Sleight of Hand check, we’ll call it a DC 15 Sleight of Hand.

1:26:50 Emily: Yeah, I got 20.

1:26:50 Brennan: Hell yeah, you kick the rope off and the boats come unmoored from each other.

1:26:52 Murph: Nice.

1:26:54 Emily: Yes. Can I prepare, a reaction, can I like prepare a reaction to like help Theobald when he, if he tries to jump on?

1:27:04 Brennan: You've used your action to save Primsy.

1:27:05 Emily: Okay, all right.

1:27:07 Brennan: That is--

1:27:07 Murph: I have Sprinkle.

1:27:08 Siobhan: The rope is there.

1:27:08 Emily: Yeah, yeah.

1:27:10 Brennan: Theo, that's gonna be you baby.

1:27:11 Murph: Sweet, there, can I do like a shove attack to try to knock this guy off? What is the mechanics of that? Is that Athletics or what is that?

1:27:18 Brennan: Oh, that's just shove. Yeah, that's Athletics versus Athletics.

1:27:21 Murph: Okay, sweet, I'm gonna try to throw him off.

1:27:22 Brennan: Okay, you have to beat a [laughs] 7.

1:27:26 Murph: Okay, well.

1:27:28 Ally: Honestly?

1:27:29 Murph: Never, never doubt me. Okay.

1:27:31 Ally: What about Sprinkle?

1:27:33 Murph: I don't need Sprinkle, 21.

1:27:35 Brennan: Theo, what do you do with this guy?

1:27:39 Marauder: [French accent] You Candian bastard.

1:27:41 Theobald: Shut up. (shoving motion)

1:27:42 Brennan: He flies, (screams) flies off the ship (splashes) into the drink.

1:27:50 Murph: I nod to Annabelle.

1:27:50 Theobald: Hope we're good now?

1:27:54 Murph: And then I jump to the other, without waiting for a response, try to jump back here.

1:28:01 Brennan: Okay, you're in full armor. So I will either let you do a, lemme see here. What is your Strength?

1:28:09 Murph: There is a little rope. My strength is plus 4, it's 18.

1:28:13 Brennan: 18, okay. Your long jump can do it, so I'm just gonna need a DC 10 Athletics.

1:28:24 Murph: All right, I'm gonna use Sprinkle.

1:28:26 Ally: Nice.

1:28:26 Brennan: Cool, go for it.

1:28:28 Murph: C’mon. (sighs) I just gotta get a 3 or higher. All right, not great, but fine.

1:28:37 Brennan: You got a 4 and 6.

1:28:37 Murph: 13.

1:28:39 Brennan: Whoa, all right.

1:28:39 Ally: Live life on the edge, slow.

1:28:43 Brennan: Playing it- I mean a guy, on the wide open sea in full plate, leaping into a boat. It's ill-advised, kids! Don't try this at home.

1:28:53 Siobhan: Because you will definitely have the opportunity to do so.

1:28:57 Brennan: Boom, Theo and Sprinkle land in the boat together.

1:29:00 Murph: Sweet, how much, is that all my movement? How much of my movement is that?

1:29:06 Brennan: That is, I say 20 feet of your movement looks like.

1:29:10 Murph: Okay, can I get into this boat?

1:29:12 Lou: Let's go. Turn it into a party over there!

1:29:12 Brennan: Give me another DC 10 athletics. This one's gotta be just, actually, this is a DC 5 Athletics.

1:29:21 Murph: Oh, okay I'm asking to fall into this yogurt.

1:29:23 Emily: Wait, look at your Athletics.

1:29:25 Murph: I know but if I roll a 1, he's gonna knock me in the yogurt. He's just waiting to knock me in this yogurt.

1:29:30 Brennan: I'm not the one, you're the one fucking gummy bear around, jumping around from place to place.

1:29:36 Murph: Fuck! I mean, what, what choice do I have?

1:29:38 Lou: Hell yeah.

1:29:39 Murph: I have to.

1:29:39 Lou: Hell yeah.

1:29:40 Murph: I’m due.

1:29:40 Lou: Hell yeah.

1:29:40 Murph: I'm fucking due for a 1. A 10, okay 18, 17. (claps)

1:29:47 Brennan: All right my dude, you leap across, just a gigantic guy in full plate mail, just like, okay let's jump up to the crow's nest, jump over to one life boat jump over to the next one.

1:29:58 Murph: I am a gummy bear.

1:30:00 Brennan: You are a gummy bear. Magic, give me strength.

1:30:02 Murph: People forget that.

1:30:03 Brennan: Okay, that boat’s packed. Yeah, you jump in there, bam.

1:30:07 Murph: Action Surge.

1:30:09 Brennan: Ooh!

1:30:10 Murph: Swing down on, nobody's hurt, 'cause that dude just killed somebody.

1:30:16 Brennan: Yep.

1:30:17 Murph: So swing down on whatever dude is next to me.

1:30:19 Brennan: Cool, go for it.

1:30:22 Murph: There're them rolls, 13.

1:30:23 Brennan: 13 hits.

1:30:25 Murph: Okay, sweet. 7 damage?

1:30:30 Brennan: 7 damage, great.

1:30:30 Murph: And then I'll take my second attack. 24 to hit.

1:30:36 Brennan: 24, it hits.

1:30:36 Emily: Yeah.

1:30:38 Murph: All right, 11 damage.

1:30:40 Brennan: You do 18 damage to this guy right in front of you here?

1:30:43 Murph: Yep.

1:30:44 Ally: Who's dead and who's alive?

1:30:46 Brennan: Okay. There's a captain and another guy.

1:30:47 Ally: Okay, okay.

1:30:49 Brennan: You, (whooshing sounds) slash with the Battlepop, boom, boom, against the opponent, he does not go down that round but you, (slashing sounds) you and Cumulous are just in this boat, slaughtering. That is going to be—

1:31:02 Cumulous: I like your sword. (players laugh)

1:31:05 Theobald: I like your whole vibe.

1:31:09 Cumulous: Wow!

1:31:10 Brennan: With no one making rolls. Hold on. Brennan takes the Colby’s mini entirely off the set.

1:31:22 Ally: So cool.

1:31:23 Brennan: With no one making rolls—

1:31:23 Ally: So fucking cool. Brennan replaces the Colby’s Mini with a more sunken one, and pushes the mast further down into the set’s floor through planned holes.

1:31:25 Brennan: For the beautiful Colby. The ship sinks lower and lower.

1:31:31 Players: [gasping] Whoa! What!

1:31:37 Lou: That's actually cooler.

1:31:38 Ally: That's so fucking cool.

1:31:40 Zac: That sucks, but is cool.

1:31:42 Lou: What a dope thing to do.

1:31:42 Emily: Annabelle!

1:31:43 Brennan: As that happens, I'm going, the ship sinking, does a lot to the water in this area. So I'm gonna need a Dexterity saving throw from Jet in your ship, just to like not get like knocked over and I'll say that because Primsy is prone that she's gonna be okay. But go ahead and give me a DC 15 Dexterity saving throw.

1:32:13 Emily: Dexterity saving throw. I did not get it.

1:32:17 Brennan: Okay. Now what's going to happen, so the ship goes down, the prow moves. You have 5 feet in this direction and behind you, but not 5 feet to either side. So I want you to roll a 1d4, cardinal directions on the boat. You want an even, you want an odd number, not an even number.

1:32:31 Murph: Fuck.

1:32:44 Emily: I got an even number.

1:32:47 Brennan: Jet goes over the side.

1:32:48 Siobhan: Fuck!

1:32:50 Brennan: [splash] Into the drink.

1:32:52 Murph: I know this isn't the exact mechanics of it. Is there anything I can do with my shield mechanic to try to grab her?

1:32:59 Brennan: Unfortunately, no.

1:33:00 Murph: Okay.

1:33:00 Brennan: And in fact what I'm going to need is from the other boat, either Theo or Cumulous to make a Dexterity saving throw.

1:33:07 Zac: I'll do it.

1:33:08 Murph: Please.

1:33:09 Brennan: Cool, DC 15.

1:33:10 Zac: Yeah, I got a 23.

1:33:14 Brennan: As the ship goes down, those two boats rock in the huge waves and the ship sinking deeper into the water, your boat, you see that, you just slam your staff and like settle, you actually, kind of tilt on this wild thing to like steady the boat in the middle there. These two boats do not need to worry about the sinking of that ship.

1:33:35 Zac: Do all the guys in our boat make it?

1:33:41 Brennan: Do all the guys on your boat make it? Yes 'cause you're steadying like the whole boat, otherwise, the, if you don't want to steady it, then Theo can make the same roll and all of them can as well.

1:33:50 Zac: I'll steady it, I guess. (players laugh)

1:33:54 Brennan: Now we're gonna make a Box of Doom roll for Annabelle.

1:33:56 Murph: Oh boy.

1:33:58 Ally: Yes, she's, fuck, she’s-

1:33:59 Zac: She seems dextrous.

1:34:04 Siobhan: Yeah. And it's her boat.

1:34:07 Brennan: She's got a--

1:34:07 Murph: I think I've taken up all the good rolls for her.

1:34:08 Siobhan: Shh.

1:34:09 Brennan: She's got a plus 4. She's just gotta get an 11 or higher.

1:34:12 Zac: She's got a rope underneath there.

1:34:16 Brennan: This is the, grabbing that rope is what this roll represents, basically. That's a natural 5.

1:34:22 Murph: Fuck.

1:34:29 Siobhan: [quietly] Fuck. Fuck!

1:34:32 Brennan: This whole thing collapses (splashing) falls into the water and with it goes Annabelle. (whooshing) Into the tangy deep. That is the ship sinking. That's gonna be the storm. I need a DC 10 Strength saving throw from everybody, including those who are in the water already.

1:35:03 Siobhan: Even me, I'm on a rope.

1:35:05 Brennan: Oh you're fine, you don't need one.

1:35:07 Siobhan: Great.

1:35:08 Ally: Got it, 19.

1:35:08 Emily: 12.

1:35:09 Zac: What was it?

1:35:09 Brennan: 12 you, okay, you are not the current is still working on you but the wind of the storm doesn't push you under a wave.

1:35:16 Murph: What did it have to be?

1:35:17 Brennan: Had to beat a 10 on a Strength saving throw.

1:35:19 Murph: I got a 9.

1:35:20 Siobhan: Fuck.

1:35:20 Zac: I got a 9 as well.

1:35:21 Siobhan: Fuck.

1:35:21 Lou: 16.

1:35:22 Brennan: Okay, wait, the only people that got below below a 10, are you two, okay? Annabelle is pushed under the water. I need, okay, you're gonna each roll 1d4. You don't want a, you're trying not to get a 4 (to Murph), you're trying not to get a 1 (to Zac).

1:35:51 Siobhan: Zac, what if you immediately die?

1:35:52 Zac: 2.

1:35:53 Murph: 4.

1:35:54 Siobhan: Fuck. Fuck!

1:36:01 Emily: Meet me in the milk.

1:36:03 Brennan: Theo goes in. (whooshing sound)

1:36:05 Siobhan: God, that's so bad.

1:36:08 Brennan: Theo is in a lot, I mean, everyone's in a lot of trouble. Theo's in a tremendous amount of trouble. He's wearing full plate mail. (splashing sound) That is going to be Amethar.

1:36:23 Lou: Okay, I'm gonna ask a similar question to Murph. Is this too many shenanigans? Can I run to the captain's wheel, spin it all the way to the side, as to flip the boat to push the Colby to kind of move the Colby in some way that it kind of blocks the current path that the two of them are on?

1:36:46 Brennan: Ah, whoa.

1:36:51 Murph: It is rad.

1:36:53 Siobhan: It's pretty rad, rule of cool dude.

1:36:54 Murph: Are you considering how rad that is?

1:36:58 Lou: I mean, it's not, I'm not trying to do, I'm not trying to drive the boat. I just wanna smash it into the Colby, so it kind of is in, moves current wise.

1:37:05 Zac: You want to be rad right?

1:37:07 Murph: Dude, are you rad?

1:37:09 Brennan: [points to the camera] I'm being bullied on this show. I'm being bullied on this show.

1:37:13 Siobhan: Oh, you’re being bullied on this show? You’re being bullied?

1:37:13 Lou: Hey, you’re a cool guy.

1:37:15 Murph: I just kind of wonder if you're rad or not. I don’t know. Maybe you are, maybe you’re not.

1:37:18 Brennan: To actually hit the rudder hard enough to move this is a DC 20, no, that's a DC 25 Strength check.

1:37:33 Lou: Okay.

1:37:33 Ally: What do you have in Strength?

1:37:35 Siobhan: You roll with advantage, right?

1:37:36 Lou: Plus 8, and I have, I have plus 8. So I have to roll a 17.

1:37:40 Ally: 17 or higher.

1:37:41 Brennan: 17 or higher.

1:37:43 Lou: And I have advantage.

1:37:44 Brennan: You have advantage.

1:37:45 Lou: Let’s fucking go.

1:37:46 Brennan: Let's use the Box of Doom.

1:37:47 Lou: Fuck yeah, let's Box of Doom.

1:37:48 Ally: Wait, so, Lou, you're trying to hit this right so the tail of that hits this forward?

1:37:52 Lou: This.

1:37:52 Ally: Yeah.

1:37:52 Lou: Or just in any way moves this, like makes kind of a natural barrier that they can maybe run into.

1:38:02 Lou: 17?

1:38:03 Brennan: 17 or higher on one of those two dice.

1:38:07 Lou: 16.

1:38:08 Ally: Fuck!

1:38:11 Brennan: There you go.

1:38:13 Ally: Oh, it was worth a shot.

1:38:14 Lou: Jesus.

1:38:18 Brennan: Okay, anything else?

1:38:21 Lou: In that case, I'd like to use all of my movement to sprint as far as I can, to this side.

1:38:31 Brennan: Okay, you're gonna go, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, right?

1:38:44 Lou: Yep.

1:38:45 Brennan: Okay, so that's 40.

1:38:49 Siobhan: Oh god.

1:38:53 Brennan: That's 40, that's 40 feet of movement.

1:38:55 Ally: Oops!

1:38:56 Lou: Can I actually take less movement and be, ah, no, no, why not? Yeah.

1:39:08 Brennan: Cool.

1:39:09 Siobhan: Oh my god.

1:39:11 Brennan: You, (whooshing sounds) they're gonna get some, they're gonna get some attacks of opportunity. No they already used it on Liam, right? Yeah they did.

1:39:17 Lou: And then can I call- Can I call to the woman, to the last but, cheese woman?

1:39:23 Brennan: Yeah.

1:39:23 Lou: The cheese lady? Can I say,

1:39:24 Amethar: Try and control the ship, Annabelle and Theo and Jet have all gone over.

1:39:32 Brennan: She hears that command, go ahead and for kicks, just give me an  Intimidate check.

1:39:39 Lou: Great. That's gonna be 15, no, 16.

1:39:46 Brennan: Cool. You sprint, run as fast as you can. That's going to be the Cheddar now.

1:39:56 Siobhan: Get that Cheddar.

1:39:56 Brennan: Yes, she will run here. She's gonna make, this is a- steering the ship, it’s- you know, it's sinking. So it's going to be just DC 20. She's got a plus 4. So she needs a 16 or higher here. It's an 18.

1:40:14 Siobhan: Yes!

1:40:16 Ally: Yeah!

1:40:17 Siobhan: Oh god.

1:40:17 Ally: That's great.

1:40:21 Brennan: Whatever checks people are going to make, are going to have- Well, okay, so she begins to steer the ship as best she can. As it moves, so if that moved there, it would mean that those were closer to there. And these got farther, so like, trying to think, that goes, you want the butt to swing to the left, right?

1:40:42 Lou: Yeah.

1:40:44 Brennan: So that means that, so I can't move this 'cause these are fixed. So here's what's gonna happen. This is changing in relative position to everything else. The Colby’s mini cannot move, so instead of moving the Colby, Brennan moves all other ships on the set to simulate their relative position versus the Colby changing.

1:40:59 Ally: Yeah.

1:41:00 Brennan: Right? And then... And then Jet is right here. As you guys swing around, so actually yeah, the mast of the Crow's Nest comes right near Theo.

1:41:17 Murph: Nice.

1:41:34 Brennan: Annabelle is gonna be, she, everything else moves, so she's gonna pivot out over here. She's gonna pivot out over here. Wild, so there's a huge swing around as all this happens. And effectively what happens is, the water around the people that have gone into the drink has become a lot more full of flotsam and debris.

1:41:45 Murph: Sweet.

1:41:56 Brennan: That's Amethar, that's her. These Cheddar people here are gonna take their shots now. Whoa, that's actually, you know that’s some hits- Goes down.

1:42:12 Ally: Hell yeah.

1:42:16 Brennan: Any other cheddar people here? No, that's it. That's going to be Ruby.

1:42:23 Siobhan: Okay. Shenanigan time, you know you love it. [Brennan laughs]

1:42:28 Siobhan: I would like to see if I can swing to here.

1:42:32 Brennan: Okay.

1:42:37 Siobhan: Is that an Acrobatics check?

1:42:38 Brennan: We'll call that just a DC 15 Acrobatics check.

1:42:40 Siobhan: Great. That is a natural 20.

1:42:44 Brennan: Siobhan, what are you trying to do this turn?

1:42:46 Siobhan: I'm trying to kill you Brennan, you personally, I'm trying to make you die.

1:42:51 Brennan: [shrugs at the camera] Waited long enough.

1:42:53 Siobhan: Mano a mano! (players laugh)

1:42:55 Brennan: Okay, what does Ruby do? You swing here?

1:42:59 Siobhan: And I stand perfectly balanced on this fo'c'sle, not fo'c'sle, this forward sail and then I would like to use my Mage Hand to get this rope to Annabelle. [quick, tense music]

1:43:25 Brennan: This is the longest it can only-

1:43:28 Siobhan: It can get to Annabelle.

1:43:29 Brennan: It can get to Annabelle.

1:43:32 Siobhan: And then, do I want to do this? Ooh, maybe, ah, fuck, this is some real shenanigans. Maybe instead of that, I see that there’s this rope here. Does that- Yeah. So instead of doing that one, I'd like to throw this rope to Jet.

1:44:00 Brennan: You're going to make a Dexterity saving throw.

1:44:03 Siobhan: And you do it with help from Yak.

1:44:07 Emily: Didn't I use Yak's help this turn already?

1:44:08 Siobhan: It's my turn.

1:44:10 Emily: Okay.

1:44:10 Brennan: Yak gives help on her turn and you use it on your turn, does it make sense?

1:44:15 Emily: Oh yeah, I see.

1:44:16 Brennan: So now you won't be able to use it on your next turn 'cause you're using it for the saving throw. It's a DC 15 Dexterity saving throw.

1:44:22 Emily: I got it, yeah.

1:44:25 Brennan: You grab the rope (makes a splashing sound) in the deep, that is now Liam's turn.

1:44:30 Ally: Okay, I am going to run up to the front of the ship.

1:44:38 Brennan: Okay.

1:44:39 Ally: And I have Stealth so I don't think that person will see me.

1:44:42 Brennan: You're also away from any light now, so you're back in darkness, yeah.

1:44:45 Ally: Okay, cool. I'll be further, yeah.

1:44:46 Brennan: You wanna be like up here?

1:44:49 Ally: Yeah, that'd be great.

1:44:50 Brennan: Cool.

1:44:51 Ally: The very front of the ship. And then I am going to attack that group of three on the other ship.

1:44:57 Murph: Oh, nice.

1:44:58 Brennan: Hell yeah, go for it.

1:44:59 Ally: Okay.

1:45:02 Murph: Let me get all these out of here. [moves some dice out of Ally’s way] Crowding you.

1:45:03 Siobhan: Do you get advantage 'cause it's dark?

1:45:05 Ally: Yeah. Right?

1:45:05 Siobhan: Sick, man.

1:45:07 Brennan: Let me see, you might be out of your, what's the range on your crossbow?

1:45:10 Ally: The range is—

1:45:13 Brennan: All right, does it say?

1:45:14 Ally: Oh yeah 100 to 400.

1:45:15 Brennan: Oh shit! Okay, yeah, you can definitely hit them, yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead and roll.

1:45:19 Ally: Come on crit!

1:45:20 Murph: Nice!

1:45:21 Ally: Yeah, that's 26.

1:45:22 Brennan: That hits. Go ahead and roll your second attack.

1:45:27 Ally: 27.

1:45:28 Brennan: Okay, so this would be 1d10 plus 8 on both of those.

1:45:32 Ally: Cool, so 2d10. 9 plus 8. And, y’know what, I'm actually gonna first level Hail of Thorns on this one so that I get the two people next to him.

1:45:45 Brennan: Cool, awesome.

1:45:46 Ally: So that’s still the d10 and the 8, but then 5 feet around, will have to make a save for a second d10 coming their way.

1:45:54 Brennan: Cool.

1:45:56 Ally: So, oh, yeah!

1:45:56 Murph: Nice.

1:45:56 Ally: A 9 and a 10, so that's 19 plus 8, is 27 on that captain.

1:46:06 Brennan: This guy right here, oh are you doing it on the captain?

1:46:07 Ally: Yeah.

1:46:09 Brennan: Toast, bam, first one arrow through the pitched storm, the ship is like, [rises and falls] your whole horizon is changing your vision with each roll of the waves and peppermint bolt through the head, gone.

1:46:22 Ally: Hell yeah. And then the other two have to make a save or else they take, fuck yeah! 9.

1:46:27 Brennan: They each take 9 points of damage.

1:46:30 Murph: Wow, nice.

1:46:31 Ally: Sick.

1:46:32 Lou: Liam is a force.

1:46:35 Ally: And then, how much more movement do I have? Those are probably close.

1:46:39 Brennan: That's pretty much all your movement, I think, yeah. From here to the deck from here. Oh that's close to all your moves.

1:46:47 Ally: This is a little shenanigans, okay? But can I take what's left of my bedroll and tie it to hemp rope, all this stuff that I have in my pack? And throw it to Cheddar?

1:47:00 Brennan: Unfortunately, you've used your bonus action and your action, all you have is movement. If you were just moving, I would let you do that but it's doing shit with your hands is like gonna require an action.

1:47:09 Ally: Holy fuck, Annabelle!

1:47:11 Brennan: Also, and I don't think any of you can really see, I mean, I, that's where Annabelle is, but she gets, she got pushed under the water. So you would just taking a guess as to where she is right now. That's Liam. All of the captains of Bleu are dead. Primsy is stable. These guys are gonna go. One, two, this guy's gonna come for you. Actually, he can't see you. (suspenseful music)

1:47:52 Brennan: [knocking over a Cheddar mini] Drops.

1:47:55 Lou: No… Lady cheeses.

1:47:58 Brennan: She's still up.

1:48:01 Lou: Yeah!

1:48:03 Brennan: Okay, that's now going to be, and then these guys over here are going to go. Who can these guys still hit? They're gonna take shots, I think.

1:48:11 Siobhan: Shit.

1:48:19 Brennan: Are they going to do something smart? Their captain is dead. These guys man their ship and they're gonna try to sail it away. This did not go well for them.

1:48:31 Ally: Fuck yeah.

1:48:32 Brennan: That's the smart thing to do, they're gonna try to do that. So they're gonna make an attempt to sail away. I'm gonna say that if- they get a plus 4 to this roll, if they hit a 20, they can begin to sail away otherwise they're just going from fighting mode to sailing mode. So, 16 or higher, that's a 9, so they just start making ready the ship to sail. They don't have any good targets that they can really see within range, you know. These guys have one, two three, four, five, six are all gonna go for Cumulous. That is going to be-- Cumulous you take—

1:49:22 Murph: Can I use Swirlwarden to try to get up into the boat? Brennan, clearly caught off guard, stares at Murph for a second.

1:49:26 Emily: [approvingly] Oh, yeah, buddy. [clapping]

1:49:30 Brennan: [deeply offended] You absolute... (players laughing) You absolute motherfucker. How dare you use a magic item I homebrewed just for you, to fuck me? All right.

1:49:43 Emily: Yeah.

1:49:44 Brennan: Here's what's gonna happen.

1:49:44 Murph: Okay.

1:49:49 Brennan: I'm gonna let you decide which one you want this to be. It's, it’s, swimming is normally just difficult, but you don't have a swim speed. So it would take all of your movement to get up and just grab onto the boat. I'm going to say you can either make a DC 25 Athletics check, or you can make a DC 20 Athletics check with disadvantage.

1:50:28 Siobhan: Fuck. Goddamn.

1:50:31 Murph: I mean--

1:50:31 Emily: You have Sprinkle.

1:50:33 Murph: Yeah, you know what? I'll do disadvantage.

1:50:36 Brennan: So Sprinkle's gonna cancel that out. So you've gotta hit a-

1:50:39 Murph: Okay, so Sprinkle can help.

1:50:41 Brennan: Sprinkle can help. So you gotta hit 20 on an Athletics. Brennan gets the Box of Doom out.

1:50:45 Ally: It’s 13 or higher, right?

1:50:48 Lou: Damn, we live in the damn Box of Doom.

1:50:51 Ally: Yeah, truly.

1:50:52 Brennan: No this is, because I'm gonna do this as well. You're trying to swim, you're in heavy armor. This is, this has to matter. 13 means you get to the ship and get a gauntlet on it. You get a gauntlet on it. If you fail that by 10 or more, meaning if you get a 3 or lower, you're gonna to immediately shoot 20 feet down into the water.

1:51:15 Murph: Jesus. Yeah, I mean, I don't have much of a choice.

1:51:19 Brennan: 13 or higher gets you to the boat. 3 or lower gets you deeper into the sea.

1:51:25 Murph: Riz Gukgak dice.

1:51:28 Brennan: 15. (players cheer)

1:51:30 Ally: Yes! Oh my god!

1:51:35 Murph: That's a 22. Sprinkle!

1:51:39 Brennan: [laughing] You absolute goon! You fucker.

1:51:42 Siobhan: Rules, rules, rules, rules!

1:51:46 Brennan: So, Theo, you go in, Amethar you leap to the ship, shout the command, the boat swivels, you feel yourself sinking, plummeting with your armor. You hit the mast that catches you, just as Amethar gives the command to turn the ship. You are on the mast, so your sinking is slowed, and you hear a voice in the water. (Sprinkle noises).

1:52:02 Theobald: Sprinkle! Sprinkle!

1:52:18 Brennan: You, how much damage did I say you took?

1:52:20 Zac: You didn't say yet.

1:52:21 Brennan: You take, or you're about to take 13 points of damage. Underneath the sea Theo, you feel the yogurt entering your lungs. Swirlwarden glows,

1:52:36 Swirlwarden: A member of the House of Rocks is in danger.

1:52:41 Brennan: (whooshing sound) Theo bursts out of the ocean—

1:52:43 Siobhan: Yes!

1:52:44 Brennan: Jumps, I'm gonna say jumps into the fucking boat and then you take 13 points of damage as you leap in the way of the attack.

1:52:54 Zac: How much do I take then?

1:52:55 Brennan: You take none.

1:52:55 Zac: None at all? Oh, wow.

1:52:58 Brennan: Theo taking that damage for you, just saved his life.

1:53:00 Ally: Oh my God.

1:53:04 Cumulous: We've met, right?

1:53:06 Theobald: Yes. We’ve— I was standing in the corner, I went and got some parchment. You weren’t there when I got the parchment.

1:53:10 Cumulous: It's not a great memory, honestly.

1:53:13 Theobald: No, it wasn't very important at the time.

1:53:14 Brennan: Okay. So wild, I—

1:53:18 Ally: That's crazy.

1:53:21 Brennan: I cannot believe that.

1:53:22 Ally: As a reaction?

1:53:24 Murph: I was waiting for somebody to get hit near me.

1:53:25 Ally: That’s so good.

1:53:29 Murph: Thank you, Riz dice. [holds up the die he got a 15 with]

1:53:31 Brennan: Annabelle's gotta make an Athletics check. Brennan gets out the Box of Doom. Again.

1:53:33 Zac: She's on a barrel.

1:53:37 Lou: Homegirl on a barrel.

1:53:38 Brennan: She gotta make a DC 15 Athletics check, she gets a plus 8 to this roll, so she needs a 7, to just, to get her head above water. 16, she gets her head above water.

1:53:52 Emily: Yeah, okay, okay.

1:53:52 Ally: Thank God.

1:53:53 Brennan: Now she's got to make a DC 20 Dexterity save. 18 on the dice.

1:54:03 Murph: Nice.

1:54:04 Brennan: Annabelle, incredible, pops her head up, grabs onto this barrel and starts screaming. Now she's gotta make a Strength check that's DC 10. 11, she makes it. She has not pulled- She kicks her legs crazily in the water, screams out, just made three saves in a row, and is not sucked by the current out to sea.

1:54:30 Ally: I feel very represented by her.

1:54:34 Brennan: [laughs] This guy's gonna crawl up into the boat here.

1:54:38 Zac: Do I get to smack him?

1:54:40 Brennan: You do not get to smack him. This guy disappears out into the ocean.

1:54:45 Lou: Buh-bye!

1:54:46 Brennan: This guy hits the boat, rolls under it and pops up the other side. We're gonna make a save for him. He fails to save and moves past where he can grab the boat screaming as the ocean pulls him out to sea… [realizes what he just said] or the ocean pulls him out to sea? (players chuckle)

1:54:53 Murph: That happens. It tracks.

1:55:01 Lou: It's a thing.

1:55:02 Brennan: It's a thing.

1:55:02 Ally: They're different oceans and different seas.

1:55:06 Brennan: Okay. That is going to be, Cumulous, that's you.

1:55:12 Zac: I think Cumulous is going to just hit the guy who is already injured that he—

1:55:18 Murph: Yeah, I messed the guy up.

1:55:24 Zac: Cool. You're grab- You've grabbed the rope.

1:55:26 Emily: Yeah, I've got a rope, yeah.

1:55:27 Zac: Okay. Hits, 22.

1:55:32 Brennan: Yep.

1:55:34 Zac: And then I'm just, I don't know how hurt, how hurt is the person?

1:55:38 Brennan: It's a mess in here. I think you're just attacking the people in front of you as best you can.

1:55:43 Zac: Okay, then, what is the check to push someone off the boat?

1:55:46 Brennan: It's an Athletics check.

1:55:48 Zac: Okay. I'll just keep hitting people.

1:55:51 Brennan: Cool.

1:55:53 Zac: That’s 21.

1:55:56 Brennan: Okay, that hits.

1:55:57 Zac: So that's two unarmed hits.

1:55:58 Brennan: Or is that two staff hits?

1:55:59 Zac: I mean, staff hits, excuse me.

1:56:00 Brennan: Cool, gotcha. Yep, yep, yep.

1:56:02 Zac: So I'll do that damage and then.

1:56:04 Brennan: Cool, gotcha. Yeah go ahead and roll damage.

1:56:08 Zac: Ooh, that is 14 on the first one.

1:56:13 Brennan: 14 on the first one, that's.

1:56:18 Zac: Another 14 so-

1:56:20 Brennan: You're up, the guy who started this round completely uninjured is hurled into the ocean, his skull cracked in half, dead.

1:56:26 Zac: And then I'm gonna Flurry and hit the guy that's already been hurt in front of me.

1:56:31 Brennan: Dope, go for it. Yes, yes, yes..

1:56:33 Murph: -so many bodies-

1:56:33 Ally: I know.

1:56:34 Emily: I think those guys were dead.

1:56:36 Murph: Well, those guys are dead, but this guy just hopped in.

1:56:40 Zac: That's only 10. And then yeah.

1:56:44 Brennan: That hits?

1:56:44 Zac: Yeah.

1:56:45 Brennan: So 1d6 plus 5. Zac rolls his die; it jumps out of his dice box and onto the table.

1:56:51 Zac: [laughs] That's a 9.

1:56:52 Lou: Roll’s a roll.

1:56:54 Brennan: Another one into the sea, you spinning roundhouse kick this guy. Dead, goes into the water, or goes into the milk. Cumulous, that's you, or that's your turn. Jet, that is you.

1:57:06 Emily: Okay, so what is my situation right now? I'm holding on to a rope. What does that mean?

1:57:13 Brennan: What that means is—

1:57:15 Emily: Like can I- Does that mean I can just jump onto the boat?

1:57:19 Brennan: So at the beginning you need to make a Strength check to avoid the current.

1:57:25 Emily: Okay.

1:57:26 Brennan: So go ahead give me a Strength saving throw, DC 10.

1:57:27 Siobhan: With advantage 'cause she has the rope?

1:57:29 Emily: Oh, I got it.

1:57:29 Brennan: You got it, cool. Now you have a rope. So you can use that to get further up the mast if you want or you can try to just get up into the boat again.

1:57:42 Emily: How is Annabelle? Is she like in active danger? Is that like barrel just like--

1:57:47 Brennan: She's in extremely active danger.

1:57:51 Emily: Can I get on a, oh right, oh no, she's, okay. I'd like to hop up on the boat, and then, I think I want to, do you get an advantage if you attack yourself? Full pause. Ally puts their face in their hand.

1:58:10 Siobhan: What?

1:58:12 Brennan: What are you trying to do?

1:58:12 Emily: If you attack yourself?

1:58:14 Ally: It's 2:00 a.m. in a warehouse in Los Angeles.

1:58:16 Emily: Because I wanna give her a bonus reaction to move. I wanna give her a reaction so she can move more.

1:58:22 Brennan: That's only Murph, I think.

1:58:24 Emily: No, I have a maneuvering attack.

1:58:26 Zac: Can you take a ranged attack on someone?

1:58:29 Emily: Yeah, that's true, I can hop in here and then throw a dagger.

1:58:32 Brennan: Yeah, you can hop up and throw a dagger.

1:58:32 Emily: Let me make sure, it says, “when you hit a creature with a weapon attack.” Okay, so it's just a weapon attack.

1:58:37 Brennan: Yeah, go for it.

1:58:38 Emily: So I guess I'll hop into the boat.

1:58:39 Brennan: Give me a DC 15 Athletics check.

1:58:41 Emily: Okay, Athletics, I got it.

1:58:43 Murph: You got it. Nice.

1:58:43 Brennan: You got it cool. You get rope, you like tie the rope around one of the hooks, pull yourself up with it, and are back in the boat.

1:58:47 Ally: [laughing] Advantage to attack yourself.

1:58:51 Emily: And then I'm gonna throw a dagger at him.

1:58:54 Brennan: Go for it, give me an attack.

1:58:56 Emily: That's definitely gonna hit. 25 I’m assuming it hits.

1:58:58 Brennan: Feel free to add Sneak Attack 'cause you just jumped out of the ocean.

1:59:02 Emily: Yeah!

1:59:03 Murph: “A girl just jumped out of yogurt and threw a knife at me. I am shocked.”

1:59:07 Emily: So that's gonna be, 19. And then I'm gonna shout, I used a Superiority Dice. So I'm shouting to Annabelle and saying,

1:59:16 Jet: Move!

1:59:16 Emily: So she has a, she can move up to half her speed without provoking opportunity attacks as a reaction.

1:59:22 Brennan: Okay, you, first of all, throw a dagger through this guy's head and kill him.

1:59:27 Emily: Right. I don't even notice, I'm shouting at Annabelle.

1:59:30 Brennan: Okay, she's gotta make a DC 15 Athletics check. She's gonna use that, use the reaction. [Box of Doom out again] She's gonna, again, plus 8, 7 or higher. She rolls a 5.

1:59:47 Murph: Fuck.

1:59:49 Brennan: She moves but she doesn't get up to here. So she is going to move up, a lot, up into this look more advantageous thing, that's gonna give her, like a better situation on her next turn.

2:00:05 Emily: Oh, I get a second attack, I might as well take it.

2:00:09 Brennan: Yeah, go for it.

2:00:09 Emily: I throw another dagger.

2:00:11 Brennan: Go for it.

2:00:12 Emily: Yep, it's gonna hit, it does not add a Superiority Die this time though. It's a 1 and a 1, 8.

2:00:20 Brennan: 8 damage to that guy right there.

2:00:24 Emily: Yes. And fuck it, I'll add a Superiority Die, try and get him down, try and do a, that actually doesn't make sense, yeah, I won’t add a Superiority Die.

2:00:35 Brennan: Cool, you hit him for a quick 8 damage, he's also uninjured.

2:00:38 Emily: Yeah.

2:00:39 Brennan: So you throw the dagger. That is Jet, Theo, that's you.

2:00:45 Murph: Oh boy, okay. Amethar is gonna be in big trouble. Oh, can I try to get one of these oa—? I want to hold an oar out to Amethar.

2:00:59 Brennan: Yeah, you could do that, absolutely.

2:01:01 Murph: I guess that would be like my action or?

2:01:04 Brennan: Yeah, that'd be your action.

2:01:05 Murph: Okay.

2:01:06 Emily: Oh, Dad, I should have given you the reaction. I didn't see you were still in trouble.

2:01:09 Murph: I'd be down to make myself prone to take more attacks or something if it meant I would have a better chance of not falling into the- Can I like stabilize? Like get down and hold the oar on the side?

2:01:22 Brennan: Yes, you can give, if you give everybody advantage and go prone?

2:01:25 Murph: I'm down? Yeah, that's fine, I'd rather get bashed than fall in the yogurt.

2:01:27 Emily: Oh right, but that person was spinning it, so maybe he'll come around and meet us anyways.

2:01:32 Murph: Maybe, yeah. I hold an oar out to Amethar.

2:01:34 Brennan: You go prone and hold an oar out. That's Theo.

2:01:42 Murph: And I might as well, I'm gonna Second Wind too, as a bonus action.

2:01:49 Brennan: Okay.

2:01:49 Emily: Nice!

2:01:49 Murph: Sweet, 14 back. Brennan pushes the sinking Colby’s mast further into the ocean.

2:01:54 Ally: Oh fuck.

2:02:03 Murph: Just realized, I've done a lot of cool stuff this fight, but I've literally done nothing. I think I attacked one guy. Other than that, I've just hopped around and not died.

2:02:12 Zac: You took some damage for me.

2:02:13 Murph: Yeah, that's true.

2:02:13 Siobhan: You pushed that guy in the ocean.

2:02:16 Murph: That's true.

2:02:17 Brennan: Okay.

2:02:18 Emily: I can't believe I didn't, (sighs) I feel like such an idiot.

2:02:24 Murph: Why?

2:02:25 Emily: I gave it to Annabelle and I didn't even realize that--

2:02:26 Murph: Yeah, but—

2:02:28 Brennan: I'm gonna need a, immediately, a Strength saving throw.

2:02:35 Murph: Oh, I have, I didn't use, oh, I guess I'll use Sprinkle whenever I pull-

2:02:38 Brennan: Cool, gotcha.

2:02:42 Lou: That's gonna be 22.

2:02:43 Murph: Nice!

2:02:45 Brennan: You, (whooshing) The ship goes down. You could feel the way this ship wanted to suck you under and like putting Payday on your back, you (grunts) like breach like a fucking whale, coming out of the ocean.

2:02:53 Lou: Hell yeah.

2:03:01 Brennan: And that- That’s the ship sinking. I'm gonna need Strength saving throws from everybody but- from everyone again. Go ahead and give me a Strength saving throw.

2:03:11 Siobhan: I rolled a nat 1.

2:03:12 Murph: Oh, god! I also rolled a nat 1.

2:03:14 Emily: 13.

2:03:17 Siobhan: Oh my god!

2:03:18 Brennan: You're prone in the boat, so nothing bad can happen.

2:03:20 Murph: Okay, good.

2:03:22 Lou: Oh thank god.

2:03:23 Ally: I'm fine, 23.

2:03:25 Siobhan: Fuck!

2:03:28 Brennan: Go ahead and I'm gonna say on a nat 1, Ruby, you fall to this side of the boat.

2:03:33 Emily: Onto the barrel?

2:03:37 Brennan: No, away from everyone else, on the right side of the boat. I’m gonna roll for Annabelle. Okay. Amethar, that is going to be your turn.

2:03:54 Lou: I can't swim forward, right? It's too- Current’s too strong?

2:03:59 Brennan: You can if with an Athletics check, you can essentially swim through this.

2:04:03 Zac: Can you grab the oar that he used to reach out to you?

2:04:05 Lou: I'm trying to figure out if there's something I can do for my daughter.

2:04:09 Siobhan: I'm so far away from you, there's nothing you can do.

2:04:11 Emily: You're right near a rope.

2:04:16 Lou: Yeah. I'm gonna, yeah, can I, I guess I'll grab onto the oar.

2:04:21 Brennan: Okay, you grab the oar.

2:04:22 Lou: And I'd like to pull myself into the boat.

2:04:24 Brennan: Okay.

2:04:28 Lou: And then I'd like to bonus action rage. And then start throwing people out of the boat. And then take it then, I don't know, I have more shenanigans but I'll start here, can I throw the dudes out of the boat?

2:04:44 Brennan: Yes, go ahead and give me an opposed Athletics check. Gotta beat a 7.

2:04:49 Lou: Handedly.

2:04:50 Brennan: You take this guy and hurl him into the ocean.

2:04:53 Lou: Great. Can I, is there an attack--

2:04:55 Brennan: That's an attack, you can do another one if you want.

2:04:57 Lou: Yeah, I'd love to throw another person out of the boat.

2:05:00 Brennan: Cool you gotta beat a 10.

2:05:03 Lou: Nat 20.

2:05:05 Ally: Throw two out.

2:05:06 Siobhan: Throw two out.

2:05:08 Ally: Crit. Crit on throwing.

2:05:10 Zac: Can you throw him into a guy like a pool ball? (players laugh)

2:05:13 Lou: Yeah, just, like, [pretends to throw someone] whoo-pa-pa!

2:05:14 Brennan: On a nat 20, where do you wanna throw one of these dudes?

2:05:16 Lou: Oh, I mean, I think I wanna throw... Zac and Siobhan point to Jet’s direction. [players laugh] Siobhan has her hands clasped as if in prayer.

2:05:22 Lou: Can I throw him in such a way that he knocks this off of the ship and down to Jet? Can I like truly aim and throw him, to knock the part of that ship?

2:05:33 Brennan: I rolled a nat 1. Hold on.

2:05:35 Siobhan: Oh my god.

2:05:41 Lou: You gonna let me do this bullshit?

2:05:43 Brennan: King Amethar turns to face his daughter as she begins to disappear. You pick up one of these cheese marauders that tried to kill you, you hurl him through the stormy sky and he splits the, this one, the foresail in half and it falls, giving you an immediate Dexterity saving throw to hold on to it.

2:05:55 Siobhan: Okay, great.

2:06:08 Brennan: DC 15.

2:06:10 Emily: Yeah!

2:06:12 Siobhan: 26.

2:06:13 Brennan: You see through the waves, as you begin to disappear, your father. (grunts) The guy's immediately dead, he just shatters against the foresail, and you knock it off of the ship. Any other movement that turn or no?

2:06:26 Lou: I mean other than to sit down, I'm gonna start trying to drive this boat.

2:06:29 Brennan: Okay so you go further to the boat, gotcha. You're in. Okay, that's Amethar that's-

2:06:37 Ally: This guy was down.

2:06:39 Brennan: Oh he was? Okay.

2:06:41 Ally: Just to keep track, 'cause when you picked that guy up he popped.

2:06:43 Brennan: Yes, yes, yes. Got it, he popped back up again? Gotcha.

2:06:45 Murph: Just got one guy in there now?

2:06:45 Ally: Two, it looks like.

2:06:47 Murph: Oh, yeah.

2:06:47 Lou: Also you both take 3 damage.

2:06:48 Murph: Oh, that's fine.

2:06:49 Theobald: My king, gladly.

2:06:52 Lou: Yeah, I'm sorry, I had to find the strength to chuck a guy like a baseball.

2:06:57 Brennan: These two Cheddar sailors drop this House Bleu guy over here.

2:07:01 Lou: The lady cheeses!

2:07:03 Brennan: Then it's gonna be, that's Cheddar, Ruby, that is you.

2:07:09 Siobhan: All right, I'm gonna use my Mage Hand to throw my rope to my favorite cousin, Liam.

2:07:18 Ally: Hell yeah.

2:07:20 Brennan: Incredible. I do need, do give me a Strength, just a DC 10 Strength saving throw, so you can do it with advantage because you have the thing you're holding on to.

2:07:28 Siobhan: Okay, great. Yeah, two 12’s yeah.

2:07:29 Emily: Also Yak would have at that point flown back to her.

2:07:30 Brennan: Okay, great. So you're holding on, your Mage Hand throw, throw your rope up to Liam.

2:07:39 Siobhan: And then yeah, I want Yak to come back over to me to give me advantage on any kind of a climb check, back up to the boat.

2:07:47 Brennan: He goes there. Yeah, that's your bonus action to throw that, you made your save. You have your movement, so go ahead and give me an Athletics check with advantage, we’re gonna call it DC 15.

2:07:56 Siobhan: Athletics? Can’t be Acrobatics?

2:07:58 Brennan: In this case, you're moving your own body weight. Yeah, we'll do Acrobatics.

2:08:03 Siobhan: Great. Oh yeah, baby that's a 29.

2:08:04 Ally: Hell yeah.

2:08:05 Brennan: You hold on, you get a piece of rope from this, you are back up in the boat.

2:08:10 Siobhan: Great, and then as my attack, I would like to throw this rope out to Annabelle.

2:08:19 Brennan: Hell yeah, go ahead and give me an attack roll.

2:08:21 Siobhan: Great. That's plus my Proficiency plus my Dex?

2:08:29 Brennan: Her AC is 17, you're gotta hit a 17. Use the stats for Sour Scratch.

2:08:36 Siobhan: So no I don't, that's a 15.

2:08:38 Brennan: Okay. It sails past her, lands here in the water. That is going to be Liam's turn.

2:08:47 Ally: Great, I turn around, and I, now I'm going to use Ice Knife.

2:08:55 Brennan: Cool.

2:08:56 Ally: The way it's supposed to be used, as a spell. I throw an Ice Knife at one of those two guys.

2:09:00 Brennan: Hell yeah.

2:09:01 Ally: Do I get advantage 'cause they can't see me?

2:09:04 Brennan: Yes that's correct.

2:09:07 Ally: Yeah.

2:09:09 Brennan: That's a hit.

2:09:09 Ally: That’s a 27, so, he would take a d10 piercing damage, 6 and then they both will take 2d6 if they fail a Dexterity saving throw. Hell yeah, 9.

2:09:27 Brennan: Jesus, (mumbles). There’s an explosion of peppermint, both dead, this ship, the La Fondue, is clear of enemy soldiers.

2:09:38 Ally: Great, now I wanna run to the wheel. It- Would that be my movement of 30?

2:09:45 Brennan: That would be a movement, yep.

2:09:45 Ally: And can I roll to try to spin the wheel and get us closer to them so they have less traveling now?

2:09:51 Brennan: Give me, this is just gonna be a raw Wisdom check.

2:09:55 Ally: Cool. Wisdom, okay. 19.

2:10:00 Brennan: 19, you turn the ship and begin to sail it over where this is sinking. You move it just a few feet. Incredible. As you come alongside, that's Liam. That's Primsy. These Marauders, these ones are all dead. There's two left in here.

2:10:25 Zac: Ooh. We can probably get the cheese people there, our friends.

2:10:28 Ally: Totally.

2:10:30 Brennan: Two there, the two cheese there surrender. They drop their weapons and kneel.

2:10:39 Siobhan: Fucking throw ‘em off the boat.

2:10:41 Lou: Okay.

2:10:41 Ally: We need answers.

2:10:45 Siobhan: Yeah, we need only one of them for answers.

2:10:47 Brennan: These ones sail away.

2:10:47 Zac: All the way away?

2:10:49 Brennan: All the way away.

2:10:50 Lou: All the way away.

2:10:52 Brennan: Or the boat moves off, you can, if you can, if you wanna run after them you can.

2:10:57 Theobald: Alright, all right, Blue Cheese, start rowin’.

2:11:00 Brennan: Annabelle is going to make an Athletics check. She leaps to the side of the ship. Right here.

2:11:14 Ally: I say,

2:11:17 Liam: [deep voice] It's good to see you again.

2:11:20 Annabelle: Right, it's good to see you too, lad. Something's changed, and I have to say, I think I like it.

2:11:25 Liam: Thank you. [pauses] Can you maybe steer this boat? I'm really guessing. (players laugh)

2:11:31 Annabelle: Aye, I can.

2:11:31 Brennan: And she's gonna use her bonus action to leap up here and take the helm from Liam.

2:11:39 Murph: Nice.

2:11:40 Brennan: That is Cumulous.

2:11:45 Zac: There's just those two guys?

2:11:46 Brennan: Correct.

2:11:47 Zac: They've surrendered?

2:11:48 Brennan: Yes, oh, wait, I'm sorry. I had the Cheddar go. This, she's gonna make an Athletics check. She leaps into this boat as well with her wounded friend.

2:11:58 Siobhan: Great.

2:12:00 Brennan: Cumulous, that's you.

2:12:03 Zac: Cumulous is gonna kill one of the people who surrender.

2:12:06 Emily: Yeah, Cumulous!

2:12:09 Ally: I'm so bummed I didn't witness any of this.

2:12:09 Theobald: Master Cumulous, they surrendered!

2:12:13 Cumulous: Oh, really? (Players laugh)

2:12:17 Zac: That’s a 15.

2:12:18 Brennan: Hits.

2:12:21 Theobald: [whispering] King Amethar, how do we feel about this, they surrendered.

2:12:23 Zac: 19.

2:12:25 Brennan: Hits. Yeah, go ahead and roll those d8s.

2:12:27 Cumulous: It is good to see you, cousin.

2:12:29 Amethar: Yes. [to Theobald] It's international waters. Just don't tell anybody. (Players laugh)

2:12:31 Zac: It’s 11 plus 12.

2:12:34 Theobald: If you say it’s okay.

2:12:36 Brennan: Cumulous- the two men surrendered, they go,

2:12:39 Marauder: [French accent] [waving hands] We surrender. We don’t want any-

2:12:41 Brennan: The light goes out of his eyes and Cumulous, you (breathes heavily) get the sugar from his soul.

2:12:48 Cumulous: Yes, thank you for surrendering.

2:12:49 Amethar: All right, cousin, that's a one time thing, we can keep the other one?

2:12:51 Theobald: Yeah, you should-

2:12:53 Cumulous: Are you sure?

2:12:54 Liam: Cumulous, they’ve surrendered.

2:12:56 Brennan: Any movement on your turn?

2:13:00 Siobhan: I don't think Jet is gonna be very good at rowing that boat.

2:13:01 Murph: Jet can do it-

2:13:03 Zac: I'm going to hook one boat to the other, so maybe it's more stable.

2:13:05 Brennan: Cool, yep.

2:13:07 Zac: And then--

2:13:07 Brennan: Great. That's Cumulous’ turn. Jet, that's you.

2:13:13 Emily: You said there's one that's still alive?

2:13:15 Brennan: One's still alive yeah.

2:13:17 Liam: We need answers.

2:13:17 Emily: I’m gonna throw my dagger at him.

2:13:17 Brennan: Go for it.

2:13:20 Liam: We need answers.

2:13:21 Jet: He's not gonna know jack shit.

2:13:23 Siobhan: Manta Ray Jack shit.

2:13:25 Emily: He’s not gonna know Manta Ray Jack shit. Okay, 23 hits?

2:13:30 Brennan: 23 hits.

2:13:31 Emily: Okay, I don't hit for that much. Oh wait, I don't even have Sneak Attack. Oh, this is pathetic.

2:13:36 Siobhan: You do have a Sneak Attack. He is next to--

2:13:38 Emily: Oh, yeah. Okay, 12.

2:13:46 Brennan: You slaughter the last one.

2:13:46 Jet: He will know nothing.

2:13:48 Brennan: Any movement?

2:13:50 Emily: Yeah, I'm just gonna (does a celebratory dance).

2:13:53 Theobald: Jet, what?

2:13:53 Liam: What?

2:13:55 Cumulous: Nice.

2:13:56 Theobald: Alright.

2:13:56 Cumulous: Nice.

2:13:56 Liam: You gotta get on to the other boat!

2:13:58 Cumulous: Nice.

2:14:00 Emily: I’m gonna carry Primsy onto the other boat.

2:14:01 Brennan: Everyone, with a lack of fighting, the storm is raging around you, everyone can get another set of Strength saving throws with advantage.

2:14:08 Murph: Okay, am I still prone?

2:14:10 Brennan: People in this ship don't have to roll, it's just people in the boats that have to roll.

2:14:14 Lou: 22.

2:14:15 Emily: 15.

2:14:15 Zac: Ooh, that's good. I got a 15.

2:14:16 Murph: Can I stay prone?

2:14:18 Brennan: Yes, you can.

2:14:18 Murph: Alright, good. I don't want to risk it.

2:14:20 Brennan: Cool, ah, this ship moves up. You are all gathered out of the boats. We're gonna roll some Medicine checks for these fallen-

2:14:32 Zac: Can we give them advantage?

2:14:34 Brennan: You guys can go and help if you want.

2:14:36 Siobhan: Yeah, I'll help out.

2:14:36 Murph: Sure yeah, I'll hop in and start helping some cheeses.

2:14:42 Brennan: The sailor that was first hit here that was brought aboard is the only one that passes away. The rest are put into stable condition, and Captain Annabelle guides the La Fondue through the rest of the storm. (whooshing sounds)

2:14:59 Ally: Can I do an Insight check on the one that passed away?

2:15:03 Brennan: The one that passed away?

2:15:04 Ally: The cheese that like everyone was worried about saving and like, they got over there and now they're passed.

2:15:09 Brennan: Yeah, do an Insight check, yeah, go for it.

2:15:11 Ally: Let's see, that's 18.

2:15:15 Brennan: She was a good sailor and a fierce soldier who died in combat against these traitors from House Bleu.

2:15:21 Ally: I don't trust her.

2:15:25 Brennan: Incredible. Cumulous, the rest of you guys, can make it aboard this ship. You leave the flotsam and jetsam. You see the Dairy Air disappear into the storm and Annabelle attempts to guide you through the storm with the few sailors she has left and a mysterious stranger stands amongst you.

2:15:53 Zac: Cumulous is just on the front of the boat looking out.

2:15:56 Jet: Ruby, this is our uncle, cousin.

2:15:59 Ruby: Oh, our cousin?

2:16:01 Cumulous: I think we're cousins.

2:16:03 Lou: Do I know him?

2:16:04 Siobhan: Can I do a History check?

2:16:05 Brennan: Do a History check. Amethar, you had a cousin—

2:16:06 Siobhan: I rolled a nat 20. This is the one book I read.

2:16:12 Emily: Jesus Christ, how many nat 20's have you rolled? Siobhan has gotten three nat 20s this episode.

2:16:13 Siobhan: I've gotten a lot of nat 20s.

2:16:18 Brennan: Cumulous, is a distant cousin. He's like, not even a first cousin. He's like off in the wing of the family. He disappeared, didn't leave, disappeared. Probably 25, 25 to 30 years ago.

2:16:37 Siobhan: During the war?

2:16:38 Brennan: Before the war.

2:16:40 Siobhan: Before the war?

2:16:40 Brennan: The period before the war.

2:16:43 Siobhan: I Message that to Jet and to Theo.

2:16:48 Brennan: You look and hanging around his neck, is a Lapis Lazuli eye, hard rock eye. A symbol of the Archmage Lazuli.

2:17:02 Murph: I run over to Cumulous.

2:17:09 Theobald: How did you get that pendant?

2:17:13 Cumulous: It was given to me by the Archmage.

2:17:17 Theobald: You mentioned that she made you in a way, what does that mean?

2:17:23 Cumulous: I was part of the Order of the Spinning Star, created by Archmage Lazuli. We were created to protect the magical secrets of Candia. She molded me in a way.

2:17:45 Murph: Did Theo know that it got this advanced? Brennan, who is eating something, turns his head to look at Murph. Lou laughs at him and, in response, Brennan licks his salami.

2:17:48 Murph: That it like, that there's like, full on real cool dudes that can fly?

2:17:52 Zac: What’s goin’ on?

2:17:56 Lou: My man’s just trying to sneak salami.

2:17:57 Brennan: [to camera] Sometimes when they talk, I'm like, this is snack time, but sometimes they ask me a question and then, it's not snack time. You had a nat 20 History check. Give me a History check as well, Theo, just to see.

2:18:11 Murph: Okay, oh, it's 24.

2:18:16 Brennan: The Order of the Spin— you remember the memory you remembered earlier today—

2:18:18 Murph: Yeah.

2:18:20 Brennan: Of this man standing in Lazuli's office, of like, and Lazuli had a lot of irons in the fire, of all the sisters, she was the one who had the most like, “Listen, I gotta go take care of some shit.”

2:18:31 Murph: Yeah.

2:18:33 Brennan: Like she had a lot of irons of fire, a lot of kettles on the stove. And you remember the Order of the Spinning Star. They were something that she never talked about. And you remember being maybe frustrated with her because there were moments like when you guys were in Fructera together, where she wouldn't call on them to help in the war. She was like “They have plenty that they're busy with.”

2:18:53 Murph: Yeah.

2:18:54 Brennan: And she would talk about the fact that like, this war will preserve our kingdom. But things like the Order will preserve Candia itself and you were never quite sure what she meant by that. There is a lot here that you can see which might have been techniques or training that was really imparted to these people, you know that this guy's not a wizard.

2:19:20 Murph: Right.

2:19:22 Brennan: But she taught you a lot of stuff, she like created, like you were an Eldritch Knight. There's not a lot of knights running around that who can do what you can do. It just seems like she had different servants that were able to do different things.

2:19:33 Murph: Cool.

2:19:34 Brennan: You also know with that, that Order of the Spinning Star— You weren't sure what, where they drew their magic from, but you knew that there were references to weird things and that, you saw Citrina get in a fight one time really intensely with Lazuli about things that she saw at the Monastery of the Spinning Star.

2:19:57 Murph: I relay that to everyone.

2:20:00 Theobald: Remember when we were on the road? And I said that your Aunt Lazuli was working on some really cool magic stuff?

2:20:06 Ruby: Mm-hmm. Theo gestures to Cumulous.

2:20:11 Cumulous: Are you pointing at me?

2:20:13 Theobald: I'm pointing at you, yes.

2:20:14 Ruby: I can also do really cool magic stuff.

2:20:16 Cumulous: I know.

2:20:17 Jet: I'm a little bit psychic.

2:20:18 Cumulous: I know.

2:20:19 Jet: You do?

2:20:20 Theobold: Were you-?

2:20:21 Cumulous: Well, not psychic.

2:20:23 Theobald: Were you sent here specifically by the Archmage?

2:20:26 Cumulous: I was sent here when Candia went to war.

2:20:31 Ruby: You've been waiting here since then?

2:20:34 Cumulous: Not specifically here. Once Candia went to war with the rest of the Concord. I was then able to come here. Through magic, not entirely of my own.

2:20:49 Ruby: You can time travel?

2:20:51 Cumulous: No. I basically was able to teleport here with the Gaseous Form spell, it's complicated, I'm not, I honestly don't understand magic that well, but I'm here to protect it.

2:21:07 Amethar: I don't really understand what's going on but it's good to see you, cousin.

2:21:11 Cumulous: What happened with those Christmas cards?

2:21:14 Brennan: [laughs] And that's all for this week on A Crown of Candy. Tune in next week as we continue into the Yogurt Shoals and the Dairy Sea beyond with a new companion in A Crown of Candy. Bye, bye.

2:21:28 Players: Bye.

2:21:29 Zac: I'm back. (players laugh)

2:21:32 Siobhan and Emily: Happy birthday!

2:21:33 Note: There were 11 nat 20s rolled this episode, by both the players and Brennan. Cheers, Lou. [NEXT EPISODE - Episode 9: Safe Harbor] [NEXT TIME ON DIMENSION 20]

2:21:34 Jet: I'm going to get in so much trouble. There is literally war going on.

2:21:40 Ruby: Jet, we can't worry about getting in trouble. There's war going on. (Brennan laughs)

2:21:46 Jet: You're right, it works both ways.

2:21:47 Morris: Aye.

2:21:48 Liam: You look like, you could really pack it in.

2:21:52 Morris: On my honor as a knight. I hereby challenge you to a duel.

2:21:55 Liam: What?

2:21:57 Lou: Oh.

2:21:58 Caramelinda: How could you never tell me? Amethar the Unfallen. Let's see if Candia can earn the same title. Edited by gluegunshots, numblee, Kyber Bonsai, rowan solsys