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Player characters · first: CC E1

King Amethar Rocks

King Amethar Rocks is introduced as the seven-foot pop rock candy king of Candia, with a green pop rock candy beard CC E1·00:31:19. He stands alone at the statues of his four sisters and says he is not cut out to be king CC E1·00:32:34. He cannot read, and says the court acts as if he can CC E1·01:17:46. He carries the greatsword Payment Day on his back, and he gives Jet the Twizzling Blade after breaking her candy cane over his knee CC E1·01:20:40 CC E1·01:05:15.

Amethar is the warrior king of Candia and father of the twin princesses Ruby and Jet; he is reluctant about becoming emperor and says he feels he is supposed to CC E1·01:36:18. He rages at the front of every battle: he charges the ambush on the Sucrosi Road, goes down three times, and says so at the end of the episode CC E2·00:19:13 CC E2·01:53:42. He is poisoned in the tournament and still rises to hit Keradin CC E4·00:38:35 CC E4·01:14:40.

His past turns on him. At the cathedral trial he swears that he was once married to a woman of the Dairy Islands and that the annulment was never official CC E5·02:11:27 CC E5·02:12:08. He grapples the fleeing Pontifex, throws Ruby out of the window, and jumps after her CC E6·00:58:46 CC E6·01:36:32 CC E6·01:37:16. He is excommunicated, and tells his daughters the marriage is his mistake and not theirs CC E9·01:13:40 CC E9·00:30:32. When Jet dies he carries her body, and he cuts down soldiers in the town square CC E10·01:30:01 CC E10·01:24:06. He plants Payment Day at her grave and later throws his crown to the marauders CC E11·00:07:15 CC E11·01:38:49. He tells Joren that Saccharina is his daughter and that Jet is dead CC E13·00:17:38 CC E13·00:18:33. He learns that Catherine Ghee is dead and tells Caramelinda that his wife is dead CC E15·02:04:14 CC E15·02:11:58.

In the final battle he kills Constano Grissini and then Calroy Cruller with Payment Day CC E17·00:41:06 CC E17·01:53:49. After the siege he swears on the Book of Saint Citrina that Gustavo Uvano named him Emperor of the Concord, and Primsy recognizes the claim CC E17·02:09:03 CC E17·02:09:11. Brennan's epilogue has him and Caramelinda ruling the Concord from Comida, with Saccharina as Queen of Candia CC E17·02:23:33.

Character sheet — A Crown of Candy

A Crown of Candy sheet of King Amethar Rocks (played by Lou Wilson). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.

Race
Pop rock candy man CC E1·00:31:19—
Class
Barbarian 5 / Fighter 5 CC E16·01:04:43Barbarian 5 / Fighter 4 CC E14·00:30:57Barbarian 5 / Fighter 3 CC E12·01:01:12Barbarian 5 / Fighter 2 CC E10·00:18:20Barbarian 5 / Fighter 1 CC E8·00:02:29Barbarian 5 CC E6·00:14:03Barbarian 4 CC E4·00:20:41Barbarian 3 CC E1·00:31:19—
Subclass
Battle Master (Fighter) CC E12·01:01:12Storm Herald (Barbarian) CC E1·00:31:19—

Features

  • Great Weapon Master — Feat shown on the character card; used as a bonus attack after a kill. CC E2·00:17:06 CC E2·00:50:06
  • Rage — Goes into a rage; anyone within 10 feet takes 2 damage. CC E2·00:19:35
  • Reckless Attack — Attacks recklessly (advantage on his attacks, attacks against him have advantage). CC E6·01:00:27 CC E6·01:18:02
  • Great Weapon Master (house rule) — At the table, -5 to hit for +2d6 damage instead of a flat +10. CC E6·01:24:14 CC E6·01:25:07
  • Rage (storm aura damage 3 fire) — Rage aura now hurts everyone within 10 feet for 3 fire damage. CC E8·00:54:20
  • Extra Attack — Takes two attacks on one turn. CC E8·00:55:07
  • Great Weapon Fighting — Fighter fighting style: rerolls 1s and 2s on damage dice. CC E8·00:55:31
  • Second Wind — Uses Second Wind while falling: d10 + 2, rolls 1 for 3. CC E9·02:12:35 CC E9·02:12:56
  • Action Surge — Uses Action Surge for an extra attack. CC E10·01:24:36
  • Riposte — Battle Master maneuver: attacks back when an enemy misses him. CC E12·01:22:04
  • Maneuvering Attack — Expends a superiority die for a Maneuvering Attack so an ally can move without opportunity attacks. CC E12·02:04:12
  • Trip Attack — Turns an attack into a trip attack. CC E17·00:07:51

Items

  • Payment Day — Greatsword carried on his back ("Pay Day, Payment Day"). CC E1·01:20:40
  • Payment Day (card) — Card: Payment Day, the King's Sword; magical greatsword, requires attunement; +2 to attack and damage; +1d6 damage against someone who has attacked you in the last round. CC E2·00:50:34
  • Horn of Candia, cola and pop rocks — Rage ritual: the horn of Candia, a splash of cola and the pop rocks of his body, ending in an aura of flame. CC E2·00:21:37
  • Javelins — Throws javelins at range. CC E14·00:31:17
  • Payment Day (save or die) — On a natural 20 against someone who has killed a member of Amethar's family, the target must save or die (DC 20 Constitution). CC E17·00:08:47 CC E17·01:50:57

By episode

CC E1: There Is Strength in Sweetness

  • Seven-foot pop rock candy man with a green pop rock candy beard; "all of the, in my opinion, unnecessary accoutrements of the king of Candia, which I am, for some reason." — 00:31:19
  • Alone at the statues of his four sisters: "You guys would've been so good at this. I'm just not, I'm not cut out for this." — 00:32:34
  • Is illiterate: "I can't read. We don't, we act like I can read out there." — 01:17:46, 01:17:54
  • Thinks the prank is "awesome" — 00:34:15; taught the girls the strawman trick — 00:54:30
  • Reaction to the invitation: "Because he knows I'll put on a fucking show at that tournament! Yes!" — 01:20:34
  • Breaks Jet's candy cane over his knee and gives the Twizzling Blade — 01:04:53, 01:05:15
  • Pulls "Pay Day, Payment Day" off his back and smashes a chandelier — 01:20:40, 01:20:44
  • Insists the daughters and Calroy go: "My daughters are coming with me." — 01:24:16, 01:38:48
  • Does not want to be emperor: "I feel like I'm supposed to." — 01:36:18

CC E2: Ambush On the Sucrosi Road

  • Passes Perception 19 from cover and sees all the attackers ("battle sense time") — 00:17:19, 00:17:26
  • Kicks the back door open and charges: "Watch out for archers! Somebody clear the road!" — 00:19:13
  • Rages (anyone within 10 feet takes 2) and, on his first attack of the campaign, rolls a "cocked" natural 20 with Payment Day — 00:19:35, 00:20:26, 00:20:35
  • Goes down three times; he says "I cannot survive another round like that." — 00:28:11
  • With his daughters: "That's a daddy-daughter special!" — 00:51:16
  • Apologises for his rage aura: "Sorry everybody!" — 01:14:07
  • Takes the dodge action ("I'll take the dodge action." — 01:37:23); after Theobald's Jump says "I don't like that I have to, but I'm trying." — 01:42:44
  • Says at the end: "I've died three times and I’m at 2 now." — 01:53:42

CC E3: Keep Sharp

  • Tells Grissini "It's nice to see Theobald acting like his old self ... So honestly, thank you for showing up late." — 00:15:24
  • Tells Grissini: "Theobald and Lapin are awful to have to spend time with when there's no fighting to be done" — 00:15:11
  • Orders: "We should make haste." — 00:16:09
  • Rants at the carriage: "Nobody likes where we are! ... Stop fighting! Start listening!" — 00:25:28; "I slam Payment Day into the carriage." — 00:25:23; "Then I pass out." — 00:25:51
  • Wakes "at full health" in the apron-wearing Liam's care — 00:42:03
  • Tells Liam: "your dad was a hero to me" — 00:43:44; "My father was weak. Your father, hey, he was strong." — 00:43:48
  • Returns the locket: "It's for you and your sister. And nobody else." — 00:57:46
  • Apologises: "I'm sorry for yelling at the carriage" — 00:58:19
  • Reunites with Manta Ray Jack and Sir Morris Brie — 01:00:44, 01:01:23
  • Insight to Sir Brie: flat Charisma 10 — 01:18:49
  • To Basha: "Watch your fuckin' mouth." — 01:35:32
  • Calls Basha to the melee: "Yeah. Yeah, you fuckin' will." — 01:35:43
  • Answers Gustavo's question: "I will do what is necessary." — 02:18:48
  • Gustavo, on the prank: "after the joust, when the last candidate I have to consider is named, I think I know exactly how I'm going to get my revenge on you for that prank. And I think my prank is going to last a lot longer." — 02:19:36; "this is the answer I have most longed to hear." — 02:20:05 (hints Amethar is his pick; not stated outright)

CC E4: The Grand Tournament

  • Initiative 18 — 00:07:09
  • Pep talk: "Let's focus on the strength part today, all right?" — 00:07:46
  • To Liam: "Hey, me and your dad used to do stuff, and he would be trashed all the time." — 00:09:12
  • Persuasion 7 on Scravoya, 5 on Keradin — 00:14:15, 00:20:55
  • Rage; the aura costs Scravoya and Keradin 2 damage each; attack 19 plus 9 = 28; damage 10+9 = 19, "21 with the fire" — 00:22:22–00:23:09
  • Hit by Scravoya for 5 and 11 (halved) = 16, left at 36 — 00:24:55–00:25:20
  • Three Constitution saves 16, 21, 12 — 00:36:46–00:36:55
  • Poisoned: throat closing, can only croak; at 6 hit points — 00:38:35, 00:39:22
  • Disengages (Athletics 12 against 10), 20 feet plus movement, lies prone in the other ring and "no longer competing" — 00:46:59, 00:47:12, 00:48:12
  • Knocked unconscious by Scravoya's 17; healed by Lapin for 13 — 00:50:36, 00:55:35
  • Vision of Rococoa — 00:55:55
  • Rises, rages, hits Keradin for 15 — 01:14:17, 01:14:40
  • After Alfredi's heal: "No, I'm not okay!" — 01:34:14
  • To Annabelle: "Your father was a great man and you are a great fighter." — 01:42:47
  • Orders: "nobody's taking Liam anywhere as long as I say so." — 01:40:19

CC E5: Lapin's Big Day

  • At 9 HP, cracks off a fruit-cork binding on Payment Day and walks on "just a little bit straighter" — 00:08:35.
  • To Liam: "You saved my life. And whatever happens, we will deal with it." — 00:09:46
  • Declares: "As far as I'm concerned, this is a war council, and we are at war." — 00:35:51
  • On trust: "we cannot trust anybody who's not from Fructera or the Meat Lands" — 00:40:45
  • Learns he is to be emperor: "I mean, I guess if they try and kill you twice, and you live both times." — 01:09:16
  • Swears on the Book of Leaves that he was previously married "to a woman of the Dairy Islands" — 02:11:27; the marriage was never annulled: "The war was a confusing time, and though the annulment was never official, I believed..." — 02:12:08; the Pontifex: she moved and "cannot be found to annul the marriage", Caramelinda is "Caramelinda of House Meringue, and her two bastard daughters" — 02:12:28; excommunicated — 02:13:16.

CC E6: Chaos in the Cathedral

  • Perception 14 on the exits (doors locked by the imperial guard, windows barred with stone crossbeams); Brennan will not say whether he knows the crossbeams can be smashed — 00:14:09, 00:14:11, 00:14:50.
  • Orders the Tartguard: "Hold off the imperial soldiers!" — 00:15:43
  • Rages before throwing Jet (Brennan: "you can do it right there"); Athletics: "Great. Nat 20." Brennan: "Pick any place in the cathedral." He chooses the gallery against the windows — 00:17:16, 00:17:59, 00:18:03, 00:18:33.
  • "Please, do not die for me." — 00:17:03; "Please take your sister and go!" — 00:17:33; "Get out of here!" to Theobald — 00:19:02.
  • Round 2: opportunity attack on the fleeing Pontifex, 18 to hit, "9 plus 9, 18" — 00:52:02, 00:52:08; leaps from the pulpit to grapple her, Athletics 17 plus 8 against a needed 20 — 00:58:46, 00:59:49; shouts "I have your leader!" and asks whether they will not defend her — 01:00:10; Intimidation 9; Reckless Attack for 14; slams the ground ("the Holy Scriptures erupt into flame", knights take 3 damage, including the Pontifex) — 01:00:24, 01:00:51, 01:01:31, 01:01:36.
  • Fails to catch the rope (Athletics 10 vs DC 15), then climbs it on Jet's Maneuvering Attack (18 plus 8) — 01:13:55, 01:23:44.
  • Two Reckless Attacks on the window: first hit (10 plus 10 = 20) but under the needed 11 on the damage dice; second deals 22 — 01:24:29, 01:24:58, 01:25:28.
  • Throws Ruby out of the window and, after a look at Lapin's body, jumps himself — "I look back at Lapin's body." — 01:36:32, 01:37:16, 01:37:23.

CC E7: Escape From the Bulb Creeps

  • Replays "what future I have insisted upon Candia with my past misdeeds" — 00:08:13. Flashback to when he was 24: he tells Rococoa he married because "you marry somebody because you love them!" — 00:09:34.
  • Admits to Jet that "maybe I thought that finally you might be able to escape and define a future for Candia that I could not ruin" — 00:44:29; and that "at some point, it was clear to me that I had to help" — 00:45:21.
  • Asked by Theobald whether to go to "your uncle" he answers: "we need allies and friends, and the only place we know those things exist are home." — 00:42:57. Worries about "Everyone at home who doesn't know that they are currently at war" — 00:50:06.
  • Strength check natural 20 pulls up the nails of a crate — 01:04:23. Helps Jet's Intimidation (Help action) — 00:37:32. Picks up Theobald to stop his noise during the sneak — 01:03:30.
  • Opens the crate "as soon as possible" after Theobald's Message — 01:23:55; calls "Weapons down!" and throws Payment Day on the ground — 01:24:15, 01:24:20.
  • To Annabelle: "every day I regret listening to my father and not being there for the Dairy Islands when we should have been" — 01:28:55. To Liam on rage: "I would encourage you, as a potential new war guy, to figure out how you channel that" — 01:34:08.

CC E8: Deep Bleu Sea

  • Opens with a general Perception check to read the battle (15); Brennan describes Primsy screaming in the crow's nest and Annabelle holding the rudder — 00:02:41, 00:02:42
  • Asks Theobald "what do you think the move is?" and Theobald answers "Get onto these other ships to kill some dudes and also to take the ship." — 00:03:15, 00:03:20
  • Says he will "go into a rage to minimize harm to others" while climbing; the tilted deck costs 40 feet of movement per 20 and he dashes up toward the helm and takes cover: "this feels like the smartest thing to do." — 00:03:28, 00:05:27
  • Asks Annabelle how long she can hold the ship; she says it is "bound for the bottom"; agreed plan: hold the Colby, take another ship — 00:53:05, 00:53:08, 00:53:13
  • Jumps from the Colby to Liam's ship, takes 7 falling damage, rages ("anyone within 10 feet of me takes 3 fire damage"), attacks the captain with 12 (miss) and 18 (hit, rerolling 1s and 2s: "2 twice. So that's a 14") — 00:53:50, 00:54:20, 00:55:35
  • Brennan: "the king catch the captain, as he whips around to look, right across the jaw. Teeth, cheese, and blood go scattering across the deck." Amethar: "Let's go! Two war guys!" — 00:55:41, 00:56:09
  • Dex save with advantage against Liam's Ice Knife (14, no damage); takes 4 cold damage from Bursting Arrow, saves Hail of Thorns with 18 and takes 2; jokes "Hey, I did you 3, you do me 4." — 01:04:51, 01:06:44, 01:08:16, 01:08:21
  • When Ruby kills the captain: "Wow, I guess that circus bullshit was really worth it." — 01:01:30
  • Mid-fight tries to spin the wheel to swing the Colby into the current (needs 25, "I have to roll a 17"; rolls 16 with advantage, "17 or higher on one of those two dice" 01:38:03 — a fail), sprints 40 feet, orders the last cheese sailor to steer ("Intimidate" 16) — 01:36:23, 01:37:18, 01:38:07, 01:39:24, 01:39:46
  • Swims for the oar Theobald holds out, pulls himself in, rages and throws Marauders overboard; one throw, on a natural 20, hurls a man through the foresail so it falls, giving Ruby an immediate Dexterity save to hold on to it (Lou had asked to knock it "down to Jet" 02:05:22) — 02:04:16, 02:04:28, 02:05:03, 02:05:43
  • Afterwards: "I don't really understand what's going on but it's good to see you, cousin." — 02:21:07
  • When Cumulous kills a surrendering man: "It's international waters. Just don't tell anybody." — 02:12:29

CC E9: Safe Harbor

  • Rolls 8 in the storm group check; the check still passes — 00:05:01, 00:05:03
  • Asleep early: "No, I'm out." — 00:11:31; Brennan notes "Amethar's been wounded mortally since this morning." — 00:11:09
  • Asked by Primsy what followed the Grand Tournament: "Great question." — 00:23:41
  • Tells Annabelle: "Quite simply, I was married to a commoner from the Dairy Islands and they used that to… excommunicate me from the Church." — 00:24:07
  • On his sister (Caramelinda's first match): "My sister. She was promised to Lazuli and… When she passed, alliances needed to be held. I was expected to marry her." — 00:25:27 (the "she" is not resolved by the transcript — see Unclear)
  • "My sisters knew, but it was during the war and the thought was that it would be handled when the war was over" — 00:26:02
  • "Attempts were made right after the war, but we never could." (to find Catherine Ghee) — 00:26:35
  • Annabelle offers help; Amethar says "Sorry, what?" — 00:27:45
  • To his daughters: "You're my daughters and I love you. I mean, this is a lot, but in general it would be strategic to find Catherine Ghee for the annulment." — 00:28:12
  • "We needed a witness and Manta Ray Jack was my best friend at the time." — 00:29:07
  • "Girls, these are my mistakes, not yours." — 00:30:32
  • Admits "I should have said it, I shouldn't just have answered-" about the Book of Saint Citrina question — 00:33:07
  • "I tried to kill her. I mean, we tried to kill her. We came close." (the Pontifex) — 00:34:37
  • Theorises the Pontifex "will serve in some sort of supervisory role indefinitely" — 00:36:45
  • Elbows Cumulous out of the closet and stands in the doorway — 00:46:18, 00:46:23
  • "We fight them the same way you fight anything else. I don't know, with swords, shields, strength, allies, friends, with hard work, late nights." — 00:50:47
  • At Port Syrup: grabs Manta Ray, "I never should've put you in that position." — 00:57:07; "We're not gonna be running around questioning people's beliefs." — 01:01:16
  • Leaves Morris in Port Syrup and sails with Manta Ray: "Being excommunicated in front of most of the known world will kinda sober you up." — 01:13:40
  • To Cumulous: "you're back amongst family" — 01:04:20; shows Payment Day: "this is Payment Day. The sword of the royal family." — 01:04:53
  • At 4:00 a.m.: "Really, are we doing this? It's 4:00 a.m." (about the titles) — 01:18:18
  • Tells Caramelinda he never told her because "I thought this was one of those things you could never talk about and it would never be a problem." — 01:28:41; Lazuli "actually knew before I knew" — 01:29:34; "I'm gonna be better." — 01:30:45
  • On the ramparts: Perception 7; Constitution saves in an order of his choice, 25 / 10 / 9; 34 damage and paralyzed; heaved over the wall — 01:44:13, 01:45:07, 01:46:15, 01:50:46
  • Falling: Constitution 21 ends paralysis; Second Wind 1 + 2 = 3; rage halves 72 to 36 — 02:10:57, 02:12:56, 02:14:13, 02:14:31
  • As he falls he sees "Ruby tied to the rope… on La Fondue shooting an arrow straight through the captain's head" and Jet's face after the road fight — 02:13:10
  • The heart-red light crosses the bridge and goes out: "I think that's the angriest I've ever been at the world and myself that this is where I am at this time." — 02:15:13

CC E10: Blood & Bread

  • Hugs Ruby and Liam: "Vengeance is only worth it if we kill them." — 00:19:15
  • Names Cruller as part of it: "He's part of it." — 00:19:25
  • To Liam: "Not today." / "Do you wanna kill him, or do you wanna die fighting?" — 00:23:39, 00:23:45
  • Rages in the town square: four attacks, each narrated as a kill ("behead him", "brought low by the king", Action Surge "just split down the middle", "a triple-cut") — 01:24:06, 01:24:30, 01:25:02, 01:25:20
  • To Ruby's "I think Jet's dead!": "I know." — 00:18:34
  • "I'd prefer to reclaim my daughter's body." — 01:28:54
  • Slings Payment Day on his shoulder and carries Jet — 01:30:01
  • Athletics 22 (rage) to push the ship off the harbour wall — 01:33:44

CC E11: At the Mountains of Sweetness

  • Plants Pay Day at the grave; speech: "to defeat monsters you must become one." — 00:07:15, 00:07:34
  • "Hey, get the fuck out of here." to the farmer — 00:05:59
  • Persuasion (with advantage) "A modified 20" on Caramelinda: "We can't turn on each other right now." — 00:31:23, 00:30:24
  • To Manta Ray: "These are my mistakes, every one of 'em." and "Oh, Jack. You come with us." — 00:41:27, 00:43:18
  • Lou's Perception 13; shakes off Theobald to watch the puppet show — 00:57:18, 00:57:35
  • Insight 4 on the old woman — 01:02:44
  • Tells the marauders "fuck the Bulb" and "I'm looking at my daughter." — 01:10:04, 01:24:10
  • Insight (advantage) 19: sees Catherine Ghee's eyes and a familiar pose — 01:27:44, 01:28:01
  • Throws his crown: "You want it, you got it, now help us protect this place." — 01:38:49, 01:38:51
  • "I would rather fucking die next to him then fucking live here." — 02:21:11
  • Takes out Pay Day before the teleport: "Oh, this is war again." — 02:29:15, 02:29:17

CC E12: Rescue at Buzzybrook

  • Plays Amethar as an "ex-king" now: "Hey. I'm former King Amethar, everybody in the sugar hut!" — 01:01:21
  • Rages, kills two knights (19 to hit, 16 damage; 17 to hit, 19 damage) — 01:02:17, 01:02:53
  • Races Manta Ray: "Oh, I'm already on two." — 01:04:05
  • Takes damage from golems, Grissini and knights; hit point maximum reduced by 4 (Con save 9 failed, a nat 20 on the second) — 01:37:06, 01:37:28, 01:37:43
  • Confronts Grissini: "Hey, do you remember my daughter?" — 01:30:40
  • Uses Action Surge: hits with 20 for 14 damage, misses with 12; forgets his Battle Master maneuvers: "Being a Battlemaster is hard. I'm used to just attacking." — 01:31:51, 01:32:04, 01:32:22
  • Uses Maneuvering Attack twice on the front-door golem so Ruby can move half her movement without opportunity attacks — 02:04:12, 02:05:42
  • To Ruby: "Hey, I learned it from your sister." — 02:06:38

CC E13: Family Ties

  • Greets Joren: "Hey, what's up, Unc?" — 00:08:21
  • Tells Joren: "My daughter. Saccharina." — 00:17:38; "But Jet's dead. (pause) And things are different now." — 00:18:33
  • Says "right now, that means getting behind Saccharina." — 00:19:04
  • To Ruby: "I'm a bad dad. Great general, incredible warrior, decent king, bad dad." — 01:16:36
  • "Yeah, we're gonna kill all of them, and then there's gonna be a lot more life to live after that." — 01:19:09
  • Perception 20, corrected to 21 — sees his sister Sapphria's face in the crystal; she says "Long way from home, brother." — 01:34:54, 01:36:08, 01:36:33. The player who rolled is Lou; Brennan's "(looking at Lou) With a 21" — 01:36:08
  • Arcana: "Flat 7" — 01:44:12
  • Perception 23 at the heart of the mountain — 01:50:28
  • Challenges the Fairy: "I know that's not true." — 01:55:47; "I am." (calling her a liar) — 01:55:53
  • Stays in the back of the marching order — 01:28:14

CC E14: Encounter in the Ice Cream Temple

  • Speaks to Saccharina while invisible: "Though I can't see you, Saccharina, do you need help jumping?" — 00:30:57
  • Javelin taunts: "Hey, I could tell why you don't use this form, cause you're ugly as hell!" — 00:31:09; "You're so ugly my javelin is avoiding you!" — 00:32:07
  • First javelin 19 (disadvantage) misses; second "10 ... excuse me, 12" — 00:31:54, 00:32:55
  • Slams Payment Day (the sword; also "Payday") into a plinth with a Wisdom check 11 and moves it 25 feet — 00:56:59, 00:57:10, 00:57:26
  • "This is dumb as hell." — 00:57:45
  • Two javelins: 20 (miss), 23 (hit), damage 8 — 00:58:05, 00:58:16, 00:58:19
  • Con save 25 twice; takes 20 and then 26 cold — 01:10:20, 01:11:04, 01:17:46
  • Acrobatics 14 to swivel the plinth, Athletics advantage "13 plus 9" to catch Cumulous, rage; Reckless Attack: 18 miss; Action Surge: 27 hit (23 damage), second attack hits (21) — 01:23:51, 01:24:42, 01:25:20, 01:25:34, 01:26:30
  • "Oh, thank god, I was real tired of throwing javelins." — 01:27:00
  • After the fight: long speech on how his last weeks went: "I died, twice, I watched my daughter die, all right?" — 01:50:57

CC E15: The Two Balls

  • To Ruby on peace: "I'm a war guy through and through." — 00:23:37
  • Memory of his sisters and the late Rococoa: Gustavo held him and spoke of a world worthy of her memory — 00:49:24; Brennan: "seeing someone who had just killed the Imperator of Ceresia" — 00:49:24
  • Memory of his father King Jadain at 16: Jadain calls Joren "your uncle Joren" 00:58:22; "I mean, it's gonna be Rococoa" (on who will wear the crown) — 00:57:48; "I don't want it. I'm a war guy, like Joren." — 00:58:15; "you're the king though, so you gotta be the king." — 00:59:02
  • Gives Grash "A Look" (Brennan) after Liam's "ask if he's king", and Grash says "Noted." — 01:04:29, 01:04:33
  • Tattoo: "Make mine a dagger like stabbing me, like, through my heart." — 01:21:18
  • Table note: Amethar "doesn't like that he is doing it" (imagining Primsy shattered) — 01:22:11
  • Finds Morris Brie's armour and sits beside it — 01:54:00, 01:55:17
  • Told by Annabelle of Catherine Ghee's grave: "that's important to know." — 02:04:14
  • To Saccharina: "I sent people to find her" and "your mother was the only woman I ever loved." — 02:07:02, 02:08:02
  • "I get so confused. Like, I have like 1,000 thoughts at once and I can't pick which one I wanna say." — 02:09:09
  • To Caramelinda: "My wife's, my wife's dead." — 02:11:58; gives the date as "1196" and "like the 12th day of Harvestdawn or some..." — 02:12:45, 02:12:57

CC E16: For Candia! (Part 1)

  • With Ruby and Caramelinda; wants to wait to announce he is still king: "As, warrior to warrior, that's not where anyone's head should be at right now, not today." — 00:06:05
  • "Okay, that's a little harsh." (on "dangerous") — 00:07:18
  • On Theobald: "he's a knight of the royal family, and loyal to the king, and I think that he would follow, do the thing that he's supposed to do" — 00:09:00
  • "Hey, you're talking about my daughter." (to Caramelinda's remark about problems solving themselves) — 00:10:54
  • Council: "the warrior in me thinks that we take the advantage that is that they don't know we're coming and we run up on 'em and beat the shit out of 'em." — 00:16:04
  • "We have two masters already." — 00:17:16
  • Rolls Stealth natural 1 in the first group Stealth check — 00:35:40
  • Battle: charges up the hill with a double move (speed 40; difficult terrain), "We're gonna do the tents on the left, that's us." — 01:04:40, 01:04:51
  • Rocks archers' Nat 1 uphill shot; Amethar's cheese boulder trebuchet shots destroy two ballistae (16 and 15 to hit, 8d10 each) — 01:35:26, 01:37:47, 01:39:00
  • His unit rages: "Can my unit rage?" — Brennan: "Your unit can rage." — 01:53:54, 01:53:56
  • Fights Grissini's unit at disadvantage (13 not enough); the raging unit takes a half casualty (5 points halved to 2) from newly mustered archers — 01:54:10, 02:03:41, 02:03:46

CC E17: For Candia! (Part 2)

  • Orders Joren: "Hey, me, you, that general, now!" — 00:06:12
  • Attacks Grissini: 24 to hit, trip attack (Strength check; Grissini succeeds twice); a nat 20; damage 35 and Brennan: 59 to Constano — 00:07:46, 00:08:24, 00:09:16
  • "If Payment Day hits a nat 20 on someone that's killed a member of Amethar's family, they have to save or die." — 00:08:47 (Brennan to camera)
  • Kills Grissini on the ground (damage 26, 27); Amethar: "You were good to my daughter. But you fight for the wrong side." — 00:40:30, 00:41:06
  • Takes 10, 11, 11 from Grissini's hits earlier; Amethar at 84 — 00:22:10, 00:22:45; later "Amethar, you take… 11, 13, 22, 29, 34 halved to 17 points of damage" from the Ceresians — 01:34:04
  • Rocks cavalry fails morale (14 vs 15) and is slaughtered — 00:24:00
  • Sends his unit off with Ruby ("Go, with Ruby!"), takes another group, grabs Joren and moves on the archers; later "To the gate!" and charges the wall alone — 00:28:56, 00:42:42
  • Calroy: "What's the last part of my title? Say it." — 01:49:11, 01:49:37
  • Action Surge, four reckless attacks (21, 27, a nat 20); "For my sister, for my daughter." — 01:50:31, 01:52:54
  • Epilogue: Emperor in Comida; walks Castle Candia with Saccharina and Ruby — 02:19:08
  • "I think like, after a long day of advisement from Saccharina about distributing magic throughout the world" — 02:18:45 (Lou out of character)