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Liam Wilhelmina

Liam Wilhelmina is the son of Duke Jawbreaker, a level two Candycane Ranger, at Castle Candy as a ward of King Amethar; he jokes that he is a prisoner CC E1·00:40:02. His pet is the peppermint piglet Peppermint Preston CC E1·00:40:02. He says he misses his father and does not miss his brothers CC E1·00:40:02. He blooms a peppermint flower from a seed with Druidcraft CC E1·01:00:10.

Liam is a Candian ranger and seed collector who begins as a gentle ward of House Rocks and says he grew up in the Great Stone Candy Mountains and keeps a seed from each place he goes CC E3·01:28:33 CC E3·01:29:09. The Church sentences him at the cathedral, and Theobald carries him to the balcony under one arm CC E5·01:50:02 CC E6·00:38:00. In that fight Keradin beats down his pig Preston, who is dead afterwards, and Liam grieves him as his one friend for ten years CC E6·01:30:15 CC E8·00:16:20.

Grief turns him into what he calls a war guy. He becomes a Gloom Stalker, kills a Marauder captain with three bolts, and jumps off the Colby into the storm CC E7·00:34:09 CC E8·00:14:41 CC E8·00:18:16. When Jet is dying in the attic fight he hides her in a Rope Trick, and he then vows to track the paladin and kill him CC E9·02:03:41 CC E10·00:23:33 CC E10·00:23:43. His dreams are dominated by an intense snarling noise, and in the Fairy's temple he is led to the nest that Brennan says is the dark space of those dreams CC E11·00:44:13 CC E14·01:56:38. He disguises himself as Onionpatch, shoots through the cottage window, and says afterwards that he killed the onion guy CC E12·00:23:34 CC E12·01:46:40 CC E13·00:26:44. He eats the seed that made Preston fly and fights the Sugar-Plum Fairy CC E14·00:19:42 CC E14·01:19:43. In the temple vision he is reunited with Preston and Lapin, chooses the wish that changes things, and wakes saying that hurt people hurt people CC E15·00:30:57 CC E15·00:39:35 CC E15·00:42:31. He tells Joren that he is asexual CC E15·01:10:25.

In the final battle he kills Keradin with arrows, takes the Book of Saint Citrina, and shoots the Pontifex from the wall CC E17·01:25:17 CC E17·01:48:02 CC E17·01:46:56. He uses his wish so that Candia's creativity can burst forth, and Saccharina makes him Master Gardener CC E17·02:11:15 CC E17·02:15:03. In Ally's closing vignette Liam collects the bodies of the Pontifex and Keradin, revives them, and keeps them in prison; Brennan calls them "incredibly resurrected" monastic prisoners whom he visits each day CC E17·02:15:21 CC E17·02:20:59 CC E17·02:21:11.

Character sheet — A Crown of Candy

A Crown of Candy sheet of Liam Wilhelmina (played by Ally Beardsley). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.

Class
Ranger 6 / Rogue 4 CC E16·00:59:09Ranger 6 / Rogue 3 CC E14·00:16:54Ranger 5 / Rogue 3 CC E12·00:34:27Ranger 6 / Rogue 1 CC E10·00:14:01Ranger 6 CC E8·00:09:49Ranger 5 CC E6·00:21:46Ranger 4 CC E4·00:14:35Ranger CC E1·00:40:02—
Subclass
Assassin (Rogue) CC E12·00:34:27Gloom Stalker (Ranger) CC E7·00:34:09Beast Conclave (Ranger) CC E4·00:14:35—
Level
10 CC E16·00:59:09 CC E17·00:36:3110 CC E15·00:59:599 CC E14·00:16:548 CC E12·00:34:278 CC E12·01:02:597 CC E10·00:14:016 CC E8·00:09:495 CC E6·00:21:464 CC E4·00:14:354 CC E3·00:11:142 CC E2·00:06:582 CC E1·00:40:02—
AC
16 CC E17·00:36:3116 CC E16·00:59:0915 CC E14·00:16:5415 CC E12·00:34:2715 CC E10·00:14:0115 CC E8·00:09:4915 CC E6·00:21:4615 CC E4·00:14:3515 CC E2·00:06:58—
Speed
30 CC E8·02:09:45—
Initiative
+4 CC E1·00:42:52advantage CC E1·00:42:53—
STR
16 CC E8·00:17:26—
CHA
-2 CC E3·00:42:34—

Skills

Saving throws

Features

  • Initiative with advantage — Rolls initiative with advantage as a Ranger. CC E1·00:42:53
  • Alert — Feat: he is "alert to danger" in battle; archers shooting at him both miss. CC E2·01:38:45 CC E2·01:38:56
  • Favored Enemy — Adds +6 to his crossbow damage against a favored enemy. CC E2·00:09:21
  • Speaks Ceresian — Speaks Ceresian. CC E2·01:44:25
  • Crossbow Expert — Feat shown on the character card. CC E4·00:14:35
  • Natural Explorer — Says he has Natural Explorer and could run off and meet the party later, with really good stealth on the run. CC E4·01:38:50 CC E4·01:39:00
  • Speaks Fructerano — Speaks Fructerano to Lord Rufus Applebottom. CC E6·00:21:54
  • Dread Ambusher — First turn of each combat: walking speed +10 feet and one extra weapon attack as part of the attack action (a d8 is added to that attack); Brennan reads that the extra attacks that turn roll with advantage against creatures that have not yet acted. CC E8·00:12:07 CC E8·00:13:36
  • Umbral Sight — Ally reads: in darkness he is invisible to any creature that relies on Darkvision to see in that darkness. CC E8·00:16:01
  • Bursting Arrow (crossbow) — Used from the magical crossbow in place of Ice Knife: 2d6 on creatures near the target, plus the attack bonus added. CC E8·01:05:47 CC E8·01:05:56
  • Sneak Attack — Rogue Sneak Attack damage on his shots (33 on the first attack of that turn). CC E9·01:53:32
  • Night vision — "I have night vision" - used to look through the dark attic. CC E9·01:51:24
  • Natural Explorer (group travel) — Remains alert to danger while travelling; difficult terrain does not slow the group and the group cannot become lost except by magic. Brennan rules that only a lone traveller moves stealthily at a normal pace, so the group must do more to move stealthily. CC E10·00:35:16 CC E10·00:35:32
  • Expertise in Stealth — Plus 10 to Stealth (see skill). CC E10·00:38:14 CC E10·00:38:28
  • Bursting Arrow (radius) — Ally notes Bursting Arrow reaches 10 feet, not 5, and Brennan lets her hit more people. CC E10·01:20:40 CC E10·01:20:52
  • Primeval Awareness — Senses pursuers and what the wilderness holds within the edges of his reach; no one specific within 5 miles. CC E11·00:38:57
  • Speaks Bulbosi — Reads and speaks Bulbosi. CC E12·01:12:03 CC E13·01:45:20
  • Greater Favored Enemy: Celestial — Brennan: another Ranger level, greater favored enemy is Celestial (plus damage against it). CC E14·00:17:27
  • Advantage on saves against Celestials — Ally: the Fairy is his Greater Favored Enemy, so Brennan lets him roll the Constitution save against her cold again with advantage (18, still fails). CC E14·01:11:20 CC E14·01:11:33
  • Cunning Action — Bonus action Dash; with Dread Ambusher's +10 his first move is 80 feet. CC E16·01:29:32 CC E16·01:29:36
  • Sharpshooter — Feat shown on the character card. CC E16·00:59:09

Spells

  • Druidcraft — Used to bloom a peppermint flower from a seed. CC E1·01:00:10
  • Hail of Thorns — Bonus action on a ranged weapon attack: the target and creatures within 5 feet make Dexterity saves, 1d10 piercing on a failure. CC E2·00:08:14
  • Detect Poison and Disease — Cast to find where the poison came from; Preston's help gives advantage on his Deception to cover it. CC E4·01:07:23
  • Hunter's Mark — Bonus action: marks Keradin as prey, extra d6 on his attacks against him. CC E4·01:10:07 CC E4·01:10:27
  • Pass Without Trace — Cast on the whole party (all six of them). CC E5·00:49:54 CC E5·00:52:07
  • Hail of Thorns (second level) — Cast at second level for extra d10 damage. CC E8·00:10:42
  • Ice Knife — Thrown "the way it's supposed to be used, as a spell" at one of two Marauders with advantage: d10 piercing, 2d6 to others on a failed Dexterity save. CC E8·02:08:47 CC E8·02:08:56
  • Rope Trick — Cast so the party can climb in; later he takes Jet up into it. CC E9·01:54:51 CC E9·02:03:41
  • Pass Without Trace (plus 10) — Cast on the party (each creature within 30 feet): plus 10 to Stealth; Brennan does not allow Cumulous (out of range). CC E10·01:01:54 CC E10·01:02:14
  • Hunter's Mark (moves to a new target) — Moves it with a bonus action when the marked target drops to zero. CC E12·01:49:28 CC E12·01:49:33
  • Disguise Self — Cast to look like Onionpatch (not concentration). CC E12·00:23:34
  • Pass Without Trace (the army) — Brennan: bending the rules because it works on so many people, plus 10 on the group Stealth check, still with disadvantage. CC E16·00:35:42 CC E16·00:51:25

Items

  • Peppermint Preston (peppermint pig) — His pet pig, who finds rare seeds and gives the help action; an animal companion in play. CC E1·00:40:02 CC E2·00:07:22
  • Primsy's milk silk handkerchief — Little wedge of cheddar and House Cheddar's words "Keep Sharp"; she asks him to fight for her in archery. CC E3·02:03:16 CC E3·02:03:32
  • Heavy crossbow — His weapon, range 100 per Brennan; with Preston's help action at the archery tournament he hits at 23. CC E4·00:14:40 CC E4·00:15:24
  • Peppermint Preston (lost) — lost - Preston's body lies on the cathedral floor after the cathedral fight. CC E7·00:20:55 CC E7·00:32:05
  • Liam's crossbow (magical heavy crossbow) — Card: magical heavy crossbow, requires attunement, +1 to attack and damage, cast Ice Knife once per day. Brennan reads it as once per short rest. Unnamed - "you have to name". CC E8·00:12:47 CC E8·00:13:08
  • Liam's crossbow (Ice Knife not upcast) — Brennan rules the crossbow's Ice Knife is free and is not upcast. CC E8·01:03:07
  • Liam's crossbow (Bursting Arrow added) — Card now also reads: use Arcane Archer's Bursting Arrow once per day; Brennan: "The crossbow gives you Bursting Arrow and Ice Knife." CC E8·01:05:32 CC E8·01:05:37
  • Locket of the Sweetest Heart — Card handed to him; he wears it like a choker. CC E10·00:20:34 CC E10·00:20:51
  • Seed book — His book of seeds; shown to Saccharina. CC E11·01:57:34 CC E11·01:57:41
  • Book taken from Onionpatch's house — Carried wrapped in the enemy's flag. CC E12·01:48:54
  • Heavy crossbow (long range) — Ally: 400 max; Brennan: short range is 100, past it he rolls with disadvantage. CC E14·00:17:11 CC E14·00:17:12
  • Magic seed that made Preston fly — Eaten; Box of Doom Wild Magic Surge (rolled 10) makes everyone within 30 feet invisible. CC E14·00:21:25 CC E14·00:21:56
  • Wish seed (the change one) — Wish wrapped in a seed, holding part of Preston's heart and part of Lapin's soul; kept as a collector's item. CC E15·00:39:35 CC E15·00:40:03
  • Wish seed (eaten) — lost - he eats the seed and wishes for Candia's creativity to burst forth. CC E17·02:10:24

By episode

CC E1: There Is Strength in Sweetness

  • Ward of King Amethar: "I'm here as a prisoner, I'm sorry, a ward, we're calling it a ward." — 00:40:02. Son of Duke Jawbreaker; level two Candycane Ranger; pet Peppermint Preston — 00:40:02
  • Longs for his father, dislikes his brothers: "I kinda miss my dad. I definitely don't miss my brothers." — 00:40:02
  • Nature check total 8 (rolled 3, +5) — 00:42:06–00:42:23; Initiative 14 with advantage — 00:42:43–00:42:54
  • Intelligence 15 to read Grash's cipher letter covertly; feeds it to Preston — 00:45:28, 00:46:30
  • Rolls a Survival nat 1 at the Sweetening Path glade and shatters the teacup — 00:52:57–00:52:59
  • Uses Druidcraft to bloom a peppermint flower from the seed — 01:00:10
  • Insight 15 on the queen: she does not hate him; he is only scared of her power — 01:11:38–01:12:08
  • Does not tell the queen about the teacup out of embarrassment — 01:12:58
  • Is kind to Limon; has set alarms in Theobald's head to ping where he is — 00:50:48–00:50:55
  • Passive Perception 15 — 01:42:35

CC E2: Ambush On the Sucrosi Road

  • Fights from the front carriage with a crossbow, advantage from Preston's help action, and cover — 00:07:22, 00:08:04
  • Casts Hail of Thorns on his first two shots; uses Favorite Enemy (+6 damage) — 00:08:14, 00:09:21
  • Is "alert to danger" (Alert feat) when archers go for him — 00:38:45, 00:38:56
  • Speaks Ceresian: "Hey, help us, the king is dying in that fog!" — 01:44:25
  • Wants to chop down the fallen tree with a hatchet; later suggests campfires: "I'm a camping guy!" — 01:28:15, 01:52:58

CC E3: Keep Sharp

  • Chops the tree; Nature 10 reveals three heart seeds — 00:07:31, 00:07:36
  • Feeds the seeds to Preston; Nature 23/24 recalls the lore — 00:07:58, 00:09:53
  • Agrees to watch Ruby: "I mean, Preston can set a few alarms on her" — 00:12:47; "You owe me" — 00:13:24
  • Asks Preston "Did you have any dreams last night, Preston?" and starts to tell his own — 00:14:12, 00:14:16
  • Apologises to Lapin: "Sorry I broke your teacup." — Lapin: "I've never had a teacup." — 00:29:35, 00:29:41
  • Says "My brothers hate me!" — 00:33:53
  • Hands Theobald three seeds — 00:34:22
  • Speaks Ceresian — whispers it to Jet — 00:22:12, 00:22:18
  • Helps Lady Donetta with medicinal fruit (Nature 23 with help) — 00:39:55
  • Tells Amethar he is adopted "or something" — 00:44:08
  • Tells Calroy "Not a big war guy." — 00:45:22
  • Drinks at the banquet: "3,000." in the tarot game — 01:24:55; falls and is caught by Annabelle — 01:28:10
  • Tells Annabelle: "I grew up in the Great Stone Candy Mountains." — 01:28:33; "I like to keep a seed from each place that I go." — 01:29:09
  • Introduces himself to Thad — 01:27:27; rejects Thad's flirtation with "Hard pass!" — 01:58:29
  • Agrees to fight in archery for Primsy — 02:03:29

CC E4: The Grand Tournament

  • Initiative 20, "but not nat" — 00:06:56
  • Heavy crossbow shot: 15 plus attack = 23; Preston gives the help action — 00:15:16, 00:15:24
  • Perception in the Box of Doom: dice 15 and 14 (+3) "14 is not gonna do it" — 00:41:56
  • Second shot: 26 — 00:42:24
  • Casts Detect Poison and Disease (Deception 10 to disguise it; Preston's help gives advantage) — 01:07:23, 01:07:39
  • Casts Hunter's Mark on Keradin: "Fuck you carrot, you're going down!" — 01:10:07, 01:10:21
  • Deception with disadvantage canceled by Ruby's help: 3 — 01:32:25, 01:32:36
  • After the fight: "I think I used the bad magic. I have a Natural Explorer, I could just take off running right now" — 01:38:50
  • Hangover: "I slept with Preston on my forehead 'cause he was nice and cold." — 00:08:55

CC E5: Lapin's Big Day

  • Fears being hunted; arranges false trails of "bloomed flowers" and "peppermint flowers" — 00:12:45, 00:13:03.
  • "I'm famously not a war guy." — 00:36:55; offers to spy: "I could Pass Without a Trace" — 00:37:44.
  • Charisma with advantage on the emperor, total 11 (with his "negative 2"): "I like your infrastructure." — 01:00:24, 01:00:42.
  • Gets a seat on the Cornucopian Council: "Whoa." — 01:01:11
  • Annabelle's advice (one sincere compliment) later helps: Charisma with advantage 16 at the cathedral, "You shine. Almost blinding." — 02:03:05, 02:03:16.
  • Spends the night in jail with Preston: "Can I bring my pig to jail?" — 01:55:28; "Don't let them kill me." — 01:55:52

CC E6: Chaos in the Cathedral

  • Speaks Fructerano to Lord Rufus Applebottom: "Are you all truly against us?" — 00:21:54. After the reply: "And just 10 minutes ago we were." — 00:22:19
  • Takes back his Pass Without a Trace turn: "What if I just took all of this back and we didn't do Pass Without a Trace" — 00:27:19; Ally: "This is the only Mulligan I will take the entire episode." — 00:27:47.
  • Casts Hunter's Mark on Sir Bonathan and fires his crossbow: "I get advantage on my first attack of battle." — 00:28:48. Hits (first said 20, then "24") for "9 plus 6, that's 15 damage" — 00:29:03, 00:29:08.
  • Takes 31 from Keradin (two mace blows) — 00:30:46. At 6 hit points Lapin heals him for 4; he keeps both Hunter's Marks with two Constitution saves — 00:37:42, 00:39:08, 00:39:32.
  • Is carried by Theobald under one arm to the balcony; Lapin: "Liam, that backpack!" Liam: "Just a bunch of flowers in here!" Lapin: "Flowers?!" — 00:38:00, 00:38:02, 00:38:04.
  • Window attempt: "this, my friends, is gonna be the nat 20 that breaks the window!" — result 14 — 01:28:35, 01:28:49. Sends Preston: "Go to Lapin." — 01:28:23.
  • Hit points 7 then 5 after the jump with Jet — 01:35:22, 01:35:52. Siobhan after Lapin goes down: "Our healer died." — 01:38:02.

CC E7: Escape From the Bulb Creeps

  • Flashback to his Saints Day at Duke Jawbreaker's castle (the gift of Preston) and his mother's blessing on his leaving — see NPCs. During the run: "I'm crying. I'm for sure like bawling my eyes out" — 00:14:50.
  • Brennan: the memory brings "a deep and powerful hunger. Peppermint ice grows from your fingers around your crossbow" — 00:20:55; "Liam has transitioned to being a Gloom Stalker Ranger" — 00:34:09 (table mechanics note; see Character progression).
  • Attack roll natural 20 on Thaddeus (Liam at 5 hit points: "5.") — 00:36:32, 00:36:51. Thaddeus is "definitely unconscious, maybe dead" — 00:37:04, 00:37:11.
  • Rage and grief: "Fuck that carrot." — 00:51:14; "I'm gonna kill the carrot." — 00:51:19; "I think I might be a war guy now!" — 00:51:51; Ally: "I grab my bedroll and I cut it in half so it's Preston's size and I'm just holding my bedroll." — 00:54:49. Theobald lends him Sprinkle to hold — 00:54:53.
  • Stealth natural 1 when asked to hide, because he is weeping — 01:24:36, 01:24:52. Pitches Annabelle: his father would "personally thank you and shake your hand", and between Joren and his partners there are "over 35 sexy singles" who would find her attractive — 01:45:36. Tells Annabelle "He's my dad. And I need to get back there so that we can go fucking kill that carrot." — 01:29:30. Charisma (advantage), Ally: "16. 14 negative 2 Charisma." (which number is the total is unclear), and then Persuasion 4 when begging a landing — 01:45:22, 01:47:06.

CC E8: Deep Bleu Sea

  • Grief from the loss of his pig: "Someone killed my pig." / "Someone killed my best friend." / "For 10 years, I only had one friend." — 00:14:40, 00:16:20, 00:16:23
  • Brennan: "You guys feel, (wind whooshing) a minty wind over the sea. Liam has never fired his crossbow this fast" and fires "full Punisher" — three bolts kill a captain — 00:14:41
  • Brennan: "I can't believe how much this fight was made for Liam, it's crazy, like no difficult terrain, fighting in darkness, absolutely nuts." — 00:26:24
  • Ally on the choice of Gloom Stalker: "I was so sad about Preston. I was like, <…> give me Gloomstalker." — 00:19:31 ([META] in part)
  • Says "Be careful out there." and jumps off the Colby into the storm; Theobald: "Liam is dead everyone, our Prince is dead."; Amethar: "No, he's not dead. He's killing is what he's doing." — 00:18:16, 00:18:25, 00:18:29
  • Hit for 10 damage by a lucky Marauder swing while surrounded and hidden — 00:24:38
  • Meeting Cumulous: "Who the fuck is this?" — 01:01:52
  • Kills a second Marauder captain (27 damage) and later both remaining Marauders with Ice Knife; steers the La Fondue by Wisdom check (19) — 01:45:56, 02:09:27, 02:09:55
  • To Annabelle, in a deep voice: "It's good to see you again." — 02:11:17
  • Tells Cumulous "they've surrendered" — 02:12:54

CC E9: Safe Harbor

  • "I don't really care about the throne, I'm really just on a revenge path right now." — 00:08:04
  • To Annabelle, as he nods off drunk-sleepy ("I think I'm that kind of drunk sleep, so I just go up to Annabelle" 00:10:40), before falling asleep on the deck 00:10:56: "35 moms, dads are gonna bang you out." — 00:10:46; she answers "This has gone from being an offer to a threat." — 00:10:52
  • High-fives Primsy; she says "You've struck me." — 00:18:22
  • Primsy: "I saw you do a swan, you shot someone three times in the head and then did a full swan dive off the side, just into the dark, in the ocean!" — 00:18:52; Liam answers about grief — 00:19:01
  • "I'm gonna slice that carrot's face off." — 00:34:50
  • "We would have to maybe use the book obviously to prove that you, but maybe with Plumbelina as well, right?" — 00:35:48
  • Reasoning against the Ramsian Doctrine: "Of course a healthy country wrote a doctrine that said there shouldn't be anything unhealthy in the world" — 00:53:18
  • To Morris: "You look like you could really pack it in." — 01:01:54; "I haven't touched a seed in a long time, I am now a war guy." — 01:02:34
  • Declares "My grandpa sucked." (about the old king) — 01:08:41
  • Nature 23 with advantage: finds "a big healthy peppermint heart seed" in an old tree — 01:32:59, 01:33:00
  • Cumulous: "Flirt with me." Liam: "I think you're probably ready to take it." — 01:14:04, 01:14:08
  • Joins the lingerie mission: "I'll go to protect you now that I'm a war guy." — 01:37:19; Stealth natural 1 — 01:37:56
  • In the attic Liam acts first (initiative 20): attack 19, then two more attacks (natural 20 and 24); first damage 33 with Sneak Attack — 01:51:50, 01:52:47, 01:53:19, 01:53:32; becomes invisible after firing — 01:55:55
  • Intelligence 20 to identify Ciabatta — 02:00:08
  • Rope Trick with Jet; Medicine 6 on Jet fails — 02:03:41, 02:04:58

CC E10: Blood & Bread

CC E11: At the Mountains of Sweetness

  • Speaks to Preston and sobs at the grave (see Unclear) — 00:12:22, 00:12:48
  • Insight 3 on the farmer ("Interesting, 3") — 00:13:46; Insight 4 on Manta Ray — 00:25:37
  • Picks "a little peppermint flower" and puts it in his shirt before going to Manta Ray Jack — 00:25:06
  • Asks Manta Ray: "Have you talked to Ciabatta lately?" — 00:26:23
  • Primeval Awareness: senses pursuers and that the mountains offer paths; no one specific within 5 miles — 00:38:57, 00:39:39
  • Dreams of a snarling sound, heat and cinnamon-chocolate smoke — Brennan: "Liam, a lot of your dreams are dominated by this intense noise you've heard a couple times before" — 00:44:13
  • Pass Without Trace on the party in Muffinfield — 00:55:18
  • Says to Theobald: "I'm really accurate now, and I'm gonna fucking shred that carrot." — 01:04:22
  • Shoots at the gingerbread boy: Dex save 15 (plus 7) after the ambush; later "I fire at the fucking thing", 16 hits, damage "14, 18, 20" — 01:07:47, 01:08:00, 01:11:58, 01:12:24
  • "I'm from the House of Rocks! I'm Liam Wilhelmina, I live in these mountains." — 01:11:39
  • Sleight of Hand 23 with thieves' tools — 01:13:52
  • "can I make Swifty my new familiar?" — 01:23:52
  • Shows Saccharina his seed book — 01:57:34
  • Talks aside to Amethar: "But I really don't think he's ever gonna give up the seat." (to Amethar, aside) — 02:19:50

CC E12: Rescue at Buzzybrook

  • Perception 20, not a nat; Nature 16: asks if people use see-in-the-dark — 00:01:41, 00:05:49
  • Sees that the cottages are guarded by bread except one with a veggie: "I have a question <…> everything being guarded is being guarded by bread" — 00:08:33
  • Stealth 39 on leaving the hut; Perception 22 on the cottage — 00:15:25, 00:16:52
  • Hunter's Mark on Onionpatch unseen (Stealth roll "22, or 32") — 00:18:07, 00:18:24
  • Brennan: "you feel something bestial and primal within you. (growls) And the Archbishop is unaware that you have marked him as your prey." — 00:18:30
  • Casts Disguise Self to look like Onionpatch before combat starts — 00:23:34
  • Shoots through the cottage window: first attack nat 1 (the glass breaks and both he and the guard are alerted), second attack nat 20, together 66 damage plus 18 from Hunter's Mark: 84 — 00:36:30, 00:37:35, 00:40:04, 00:41:34
  • "Fuck vegetables, 84 damage." — 00:41:28
  • Climbs the burnt house (Athletics 17) and hides with a nat 20 on Stealth, 40 — 00:43:34, 00:44:16
  • Second turn: 15 misses, 25 hits; yells in Bulbosi "You have made a big mistake." — 01:10:58, 01:11:07, 01:12:12
  • Fire area from Onionpatch: Dex save 25, 18 damage — 01:34:23, 01:34:43
  • Walks into Onionpatch's house disguised as him: "Who is in the military tent?" — 01:45:35
  • Intimidation nat 20 with advantage, then a crit for 41 plus 7, 48: "I ice him. I absolutely ice him." — 01:45:49, 01:46:40, 01:47:05
  • Takes the book, wraps it in "their flag" ("I rip the flag down and take that"), shoots Bonathan (22 hits, 19 damage) — 01:48:54, 01:49:22, 01:49:57
  • Squeezes past the golem to the hut (Acrobatics DC 15, first fails, then a 17) and takes 17 damage and a 17-point max-HP reduction — 02:14:34, 02:16:04, 02:16:12
  • Mockingly shows Keradin the book: "I look over to the carrot and I hold up the book that's theirs" — 02:15:50
  • Answers Jawbreaker: "That's my pig's name." — 02:19:31

CC E13: Family Ties

  • Answers Spearia's "Oh, Liam, I'm so sorry." quietly: "[quietly] Preston." (likely naming his pig; not explained) — 00:07:21, 00:07:26
  • Questions Joren about calling Cumulous a robot: "Did you just ask a human if they were a robot?" — 00:09:17
  • To Ruby: "I killed the onion guy, and I looked like the onion guy while I did it." (the kill is from CC_12) — 00:26:44
  • Says he got "the most closure about my pig at your sister's funeral" — 00:27:04
  • Reads Joren's advice about being "hard" to protect the soft things; answers "I keep killing people really fast." — 01:06:39
  • Athletics 20 in the fitness test — 01:12:49
  • Group Survival 21 — 01:29:08
  • Nature 18: smells hot chocolate and cinnamon — 01:37:31
  • Perception 23 in the library finds the Bulbosi bestiary (Ally rolled "like, 23") — 01:44:55; Stealth 36 at the heart of the mountain — 01:50:47
  • Reads Bulbosi: "I speak Bulbosi." — 01:45:20
  • Thanks the Fairy for "this teacup" (the Fairy holds out a mended teacup and a seed; addressee of the seed not stated), tells the Fairy "I would love to go down there and see what's there," and is held back by Ruby and Theobald — 01:52:56, 01:58:41, 01:58:51

CC E14: Encounter in the Ice Cream Temple

  • Three crossbow attacks: 14, 17, 22 (corrected from 13, 16, 21); one hits, but only a Mirror Image — 00:17:52, 00:17:59, 00:19:22
  • Brennan: another Ranger level; greater favored enemy: Celestial; the damage 11 plus 8 = 19 was rolled before the Mirror Image twist; no Hunter's Mark (out of range) — 00:17:27, 00:18:43, 00:19:00
    • "you've taken another level in Ranger. This is your greater favored enemy. This is Celestial." — 00:17:27
  • Eats "the magic seed that made Preston fly" — 00:19:42, 00:21:25
    • "You eat the magic seed that made Preston fly." — 00:21:25
  • Rolls 10; Wild Magic Surge: everyone within 30 feet turns invisible — 00:21:56, 00:22:45
  • Second turn: jumps onto a plinth with a bonus action dash, crossbow 15 removes the last Mirror Image, then a natural 1; Insight 12: "She's mad at you." — 00:49:19, 00:50:48, 00:51:33, 00:51:50
  • Quips about Ruby's turn: "So for your turn, you shoved our friend off the cliff." — 01:01:50
  • Con save against the Fairy: advantage vs Celestial (18) but still takes 41; his hit points fall to 9 after 25 more cold — 01:11:20, 01:11:33, 01:21:58
  • Sneak Attack on the Fairy with 24 to hit, 21 damage (8 plus 13) — 01:19:43, 01:20:02
  • Investigation 24 (advantage) leads him to the ancient nest and the ember; "A hand reaches out and grabs your throat and pulls." — 01:56:32, 01:57:52
  • After the surge: Brennan says "you're like, \"I wanna fly\", but deep in your heart, you don't wanna fly" (he wants to move unseen); Liam does an end zone dance while invisible — 00:22:53, 00:23:25
  • Moves the plinth under Cumulous and pilots it "like a boat through the mist" — 01:21:07, 01:21:15
  • Seeing the egg, asks "Is this the thing I had the dream about?" and Brennan answers "Yes."; the nest is "the dark space you've been seeing in your dreams" — 01:06:29, 01:56:38

CC E15: The Two Balls

  • Vision under the temple: "I'm being eaten?" and "The Hungry One has eaten me." — 00:25:19, 00:25:40
  • Greets Lapin; asks if he can still contact Lapin, Lazuli, Jet — Lapin: "I don't think so." — 00:30:38, 00:30:44
  • Reunion with Preston: "Oh, my baby boy!" and "You look so good, a haircut?" — 00:30:57
  • "I'm a war guy now, and at first I was just happy I was good at something, but now it's all I think about." — 00:31:34
  • Asks about the future: "I could still be a seed guy, I just need a therapist." — 00:36:46
  • Chooses the wish: "I'll take that one." / "The change one." — 00:39:35, 00:39:37
    • "Not gonna plant this one, no, no, no. This is a collector's item." — 00:40:03
  • Asks if killing the Fairy was wrong; Lapin: "No, she sucked." — 00:40:57, 00:41:05
  • Wakes in the nest: "I know the meaning of life." — 00:42:28; "Hurt people hurt people, and that's just a cycle of abuse I don't need to continue to act out. I need to go start a garden." — 00:42:31
  • Puts the seed in his seed book next to candy daffodil seeds — 00:43:50, 00:44:01
  • At Castle Manylicks, to Grash: "I'm a Gloom Stalker now, bitch!" and shoots him in the shoulder — 01:04:40, 01:04:43
  • To Saccharina: "I would love to serve you, but I've recently decided maybe to be a seed guy than a war..." — 01:05:29
    • "Revenge, it's like getting a tattoo. It just leads to the next one." — 01:05:52
  • Tells Joren he is asexual: "I'm asexual. I'm not aromantic, I'm looking for a romantic partner, Dad." — 01:10:25
  • With Primsy: "I'm so in love I'm gonna hug that person really tight and move on with my day." — 01:19:22
  • Group espionage: Ally "Nat 20, and I have plus 12 to that." — 01:27:37; Brennan says Liam leads a contingent of peppermint rangers assassinating couriers — 01:27:46
  • Accepts the 13th Highharvest "date" with the carrot: "I will probably do that." — 01:34:37
  • Investigates the seed (15): no right time yet — 01:46:03, 01:46:06

CC E16: For Candia! (Part 1)

  • Casts Pass Without Trace (+10 for the army by Brennan's ruling); rolls a natural 20 on the first group Stealth check — 00:35:42, 00:35:46, 00:51:53
    • "Well, hey, how about this? What if I cast Rope Trick and we all climb inside and we bring the siege weapons up with us?" — 00:13:50
  • Summons "the shadows of Candia" and whispers out the waterways of the Cola so the ships can row in the dead of night with cloth around the oars — 00:35:59
  • Answers Theobald's Message: "I will definitely protect Saccharina." — 00:56:59
  • Initiative 23; first to act; sneak-attack volley on the wall archers: 14 to hit — 00:57:08, 01:03:29
  • Gloom Stalker feats: Dread Ambusher gives +10 to the first move (movement 80 with Cunning Action) — 01:29:36
  • Hides (Stealth 24 and 25) and hits Grissini's unit: 18 plus 4 = 22 — 01:31:52, 01:32:17
  • Nat 1 attack at Vegetanian cavalry; the hide fails (17 then 13) — 01:51:56, 01:52:24, 01:52:33
  • Hops out of his unit to flank Plumbeline: two attacks with Bursting Arrow and Hail of Thorns; kills her — 02:09:26–02:12:23
    • "Okay, I'm hopping solo." — 02:09:26
    "War guy's back." — 02:10:21

CC E17: For Candia! (Part 2)

  • His archers hit the cavalry (18); then Liam speaks to Keradin in Bulbian and rolls Intimidation natural 20 with advantage — 00:01:02, 00:12:20
    • "The Bulb does not consider you. You are nothing to it. The Hungry One also doesn't consider you. You're nothing to that as well." — 00:12:02
  • Hops out of the chariot "completely wrapped up in being a war guy": casts Disguise Self to look like Keradin, Hunter's Mark, hides (Stealth 20, not nat) — 00:36:21, 00:37:03
  • Hits Keradin (18 miss, 21 hit) with Hail of Thorns again: damage "10, 19, 23 Plus, 27" — 01:04:57, 01:05:11, 01:05:37
  • Hides (21); at 01:23 appears behind Keradin disguised as him and speaks low and raspy — 01:06:17, 01:23:34
    • "You are a pawn. You only see control and fear. You follow the Pontifex. You are not ordained. Everything you believe is fake!" — 01:23:34
  • Attack with advantage 27, second 21, damage 56 total; Keradin: "No, no, no, it's not true. I'm scared." — 01:23:57, 01:24:27, 01:25:03, 01:25:17
  • Hides with Keradin's body (Stealth 19) and keeps carrying it — 01:26:01, 01:41:02
  • Perception 22: the Pontifex stands on the tall wall of the keep — 01:40:41
  • Shoots her: 30 to hit, second attack natural 20; total 43 and 37 damage — 01:46:03, 01:46:11, 01:46:56, 01:47:26
  • Throws Keradin's body onto her and takes the Book of Saint Citrina "because I know my Queen needs it" — 01:48:02
  • Eats his seed; wishes Candia's creativity would "burst forth" — 02:10:24, 02:11:15
    • "Oh yeah. I still have my seed." — 02:10:17
  • Accepts Saccharina's offer to be Master Gardener: "Yes! I'm so done with being an archer." — 02:15:03