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Princess Jet Rocks
Princess Jet Rocks is one of the twin princesses of Candia, and she says her destiny was to be a great warrior and that she was born in a time of peace CC E1·00:17:39. She carries a whittled candy cane and flicks a fancy gem into a peasant's cola bucket CC E1·00:17:39 CC E1·00:19:06. She hides Liam's bark note so that Liam will take the heat CC E1·00:38:50 CC E1·00:39:25. Her father gives her the Twizzling Blade, and she tells him she is casually, maybe, betrothed CC E1·01:05:15 CC E1·01:07:33.
Jet is Ruby's twin sister, a swordswoman who wants to be a warrior, feels alive after her first wound and says it rules, and lands her first killing blow in the ambush CC E2·00:44:51 CC E2·01:48:20. She asks Calroy and Theobald to take her on as apprentice, tells Annabelle at the tournament that she is an heir who has decided not to wed, and says that when she is King of Candia magic will be legal CC E2·01:02:04 CC E2·00:56:40 CC E4·00:15:42 CC E5·00:11:09. In the cathedral fight she charges the Pontifex and stabs her, and Amethar throws her up to the gallery CC E6·00:07:58 CC E6·00:18:55.
After the cathedral she is angry in many directions, asks to be called Bastard Jet, and later kills Stilton while shouting for Lapin CC E7·00:27:50 CC E7·00:53:17 CC E8·00:36:39 CC E8·00:39:44. She says the Church should be dismantled brick by brick CC E9·00:34:15.
In the attic ambush in Dulcington, Ciabatta's Ceresian assassins strike her down with poison and she fails her last death save CC E9·02:01:24 CC E9·02:04:08 CC E9·02:05:30. In Liam's vision she says "Tell Ruby I love her" CC E9·02:06:37. Amethar carries her body away, and she is buried CC E10·01:30:01 CC E11·00:07:34. Afterwards she appears only as a silhouette in the mist that Brennan calls Ruby's new shadow, her shadow screaming when the Fairy links to Ruby, and a name tattooed on Amethar and Ruby CC E13·01:57:14 CC E14·00:47:24 CC E15·01:21:28.
Character sheet — A Crown of Candy
A Crown of Candy sheet of Princess Jet Rocks (played by Emily Axford). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.
Race
Licorice person (black licorice) CC E1·00:22:10—
Class
Fighter (rogue level retrained to fighter) CC E9·01:05:29Rogue 1 / Fighter 5 CC E8·00:36:11Rogue 1 / Fighter 4 CC E6·00:07:25Rogue 1 / Fighter 2 CC E4·00:18:29Rogue 1 CC E1·00:31:58—
Subclass
Battle Master (Fighter) CC E6·00:07:25—
Level
AC
Initiative
+4 CC E8·00:28:28—
WIS
+0 CC E8·00:41:49—
Skills
- Arcana: +1 CC E9·00:39:54—
- History: +1 CC E9·00:39:54—
- Medicine: +0 CC E8·00:41:49—
- Religion: +1 CC E9·00:39:54—
Saving throws
- Constitution: +7 CC E9·01:58:08 CC E9·01:58:09—
Features
- Twin-speak — A private language Jet and Ruby share (Siobhan: "We said that in twin-speak."). CC E1·00:27:17
- Expertise — Passive Perception 25 (Liam 15, Lapin 13); Emily: "That's my expertise, baby." (skill not stated) CC E1·01:42:35
- Martial Adept — Feat on her card; superiority dice (Emily: "I'm Martial Adept"), first used for a feinting attack. CC E2·00:10:13 CC E2·00:43:19
- Feinting Attack — Spends a superiority die on a feinting attack to give herself advantage on the attack. CC E2·00:43:19
- Sneak Attack — Adds Sneak Attack when the target is within 5 feet of an ally (attack 23, 17 with sneak attack counted). CC E2·00:43:35
- Disarming Attack — Adds a superiority die: the target makes a DC 14 Strength saving throw or drops his weapon (he rolled 13, +2). CC E2·01:07:09
- Second Wind — Bonus-action self-heal: 5 plus 2, 7 hit points back. CC E4·00:45:37 CC E4·00:45:48
- Action Surge — Takes an extra attack with Action Surge (first attack missed, the surge attack was a 1). CC E4·01:11:36
- Sentinel — Feat on her card (Martial Adept and Sentinel). CC E6·00:07:25
- Ambidextrous (ruling) — Brennan rules she is ambidextrous: Flickerish in one hand and the dagger in the other, which is why Flickerish's Shield ability worked while she attacked with the dagger. CC E6·00:12:37
- Pushing Attack — Superiority die: pushes the target 15 feet from her. CC E6·00:56:04
- Maneuvering Attack — Superiority die: a friendly creature who can see or hear her uses its reaction to move half its speed without provoking opportunity attacks. CC E6·01:21:15
- Sentinel use — Emily: a priest cannot disengage from her because she has Sentinel; she kills him as he steps away. CC E6·01:26:17
- Riposte — Emily: "Then I can riposte." Brennan lets her riposte although she is surprised. CC E9·01:58:56 CC E9·01:59:00
Spells
- Shield — Once a day from Flickerish, the Twizzling Blade; +5 AC (AC 16 becomes 21). CC E2·01:30:03 CC E2·01:30:22
Items
- Whittled candy cane — A candy cane she whittled down to use as a weapon (with white chocolate war paint on her cheeks). CC E1·00:17:39
- Whittled candy cane — lost: Amethar snaps it over his knee. CC E1·01:04:53
- Book strap of illegal tomes — Strap of banned books about other places in Calorum, used as a ball and chain. CC E1·00:18:33
- Twizzling Blade — Gift from Amethar: General Rococoa's long, thin, very bendy licorice blade. CC E1·01:05:15
- Flickerish, the Twizzling Blade — Her sword named Flickerish ('my Flickerish Blade'); gives a once-a-day Shield. CC E2·01:07:42 CC E2·01:30:03
- Locket of the Sweetest Heart — Friendship locket between Jet and Ruby (Jet's half is a red lollipop heart that fits Ruby's); both glow and Ruby gets advantage on her next saving throw. CC E2·00:11:30 CC E2·00:11:57
- Locket of the Sweetest Heart — lost: she puts it around Amethar's neck for the battle (Brennan allows it once; the locket is attuned to her). CC E2·01:29:00 CC E2·01:29:30
- Locket of the Sweetest Heart — Amethar takes off the locket Jet gave him and gives it back to her. CC E3·00:57:28
- Burnt Ends — A Carnish shield found at the farmhouse, named by Jet. CC E3·00:17:16
- Poison water-steel dagger — Three DC 15 Constitution saves (silence, poisoned, 8d6 damage to Candians, 4d6 to everyone else); a single-use dagger, Sneak Attack damage separate. Jet takes it into the fight. CC E6·00:03:44 CC E6·00:11:00
- Poison water-steel dagger — lost: used up on the Pontifex (the blade is the poison). CC E6·00:13:40
- Hidden dagger (thrown) — Throws a dagger at a falling enemy (Brennan: she pulls a hidden dagger from her back). CC E8·00:38:04 CC E8·00:39:47
By episode
CC E1: There Is Strength in Sweetness
- Wants to be a warrior: "I basically believe that my destiny was to be a great warrior, and I'm cursed to have been born in a time of peace." — 00:17:39. Carries a whittled candy cane, white chocolate war paint, a book strap of "illegal tomes" used as a ball and chain — 00:17:39, 00:18:33
- Takes off a fancy gem and flicks it into the peasant's cola bucket — 00:19:06, 00:19:13
- Receives Thad's letter and gives the courier her tear-off edible underwear for him — 00:21:21, 00:23:33
- Investigation 17 finds Liam's bark note — 00:38:50; hides it so "Liam will take the heat" — 00:39:25
- Gets the Twizzling Blade from her father — 01:05:15
- Admits to Amethar she is "casually, maybe betrothed" — 01:07:33
- Passive Perception 25 ("That's my expertise, baby.") — 01:42:35
- Spies on Lapin with Liam, concludes "Lapin is a mole" — 01:42:17, 01:50:20; "This information is like a seed that we can choose when to harvest." — 01:50:28
- Asks Lapin about the Sugar-Plum Fairy in the carriage — 01:57:27
CC E2: Ambush On the Sucrosi Road
- Holds Ruby's ankle; cannot pull her in (Athletics, DC 10) — 00:10:11, 00:10:51
- Uses the Locket of the Sweetest Heart; lies on Ruby to absorb attacks — 00:11:30, 00:12:26
- Fights with her blade, recorded as said: "Flickerish the Twizzling Blade moves out" — 01:07:42; "my Flickerish Blade" — 01:30:03 (name/epithet split not established)
- Wants Calroy as a master: "I must apprentice with him." — 01:24:20
- Feels "alive" after her first wound: "It rules! This rules! I could do this like, all the time." — 00:44:51
- Asks Theobald to take her on: "Theobald, take me on as an apprentice. Show me your ways." — 00:56:40; he laughs "If we live." — 00:56:43
- Her first killing blow, with the commander's help: "My first killing blow and I don't even know the man’s name!" — 01:48:20
- Tells Grissini: "I'm much more of a princess of the people." — 01:54:21
- After the fight asks to look through Carnish weaponry for something throwable — 02:03:14
CC E3: Keep Sharp
- Climbs to the farmhouse roof (Acrobatics 23) and carries Preston down "like an airplane pillow" — 00:09:17, 00:09:27
- Asks Liam to watch Ruby: "I would like to ask for your help to watch over Ruby" — 00:12:23; offers "to offer myself in debt to you" — 00:13:02
- Finds a Carnish shield — "I shall call it Burnt Ends." — 00:17:16
- Wants to walk with the imperial soldiers: "Perhaps I should ride with the imperial soldiers, father?" — 00:16:37; Theobald hauls her back inside — 00:20:33
- Tells Ruby: "I was trying to fucking spy on them so that I can make sure that they're not mad at you!" — 00:21:48
- Tells Calroy "Fuck the Bulb!" when he describes the Church sending Ruby to a monastery — 00:25:21
- Says she supports questioning politics: "since we are about to be the future of politics" — 00:28:27
- Persuasion 14 for Sprinkle to come to her — 00:34:36
- Answers Calroy's "Leave the Concord?" with "Fuck yeah." (what the heir princess would do if Ruby were sent to a monastery) — 00:25:17, 00:25:18
- Tells Thad she will take "about 30 minutes getting ready" but wants him in the alley: "I'm gonna actually take about 30 minutes getting ready, but I want you to be in the alley." — 01:59:18
- Wants banned books on the Meat Lands: "Give me anything about the lands, the Meat Lands." — 00:41:17
- Tries Find Familiar too ("I try to do it too.") — 00:49:06; no result stated for Jet (see Unclear).
- Says she is the first person to ever be damaged: "Do you know you're the first person to ever do damage to me?" — 00:58:04
- Brandishes Burnt Ends at Meat Landers; Persuasion 12, "no one fuckin' looks your way" — 00:59:23, 00:59:35, 00:59:37
- Learns at the banquet that "Thad" is the avocado she knows; Jet herself says "I meant to send you a letter back, and I might have sent you something instead" — 01:26:30; Thad: "I'm wearing them right now." — 01:26:38; Jet: "Can I have my underwear back?" — 01:27:08; (01:25:43)
- Dunks her head in a cask of wine and later agrees to "meet me in the alley" — 01:56:40, 01:59:04
- Signs up for the melee at the king's urging — 02:07:54, 02:07:59
- Stealth 26 to avoid the alley — 02:11:34
CC E4: The Grand Tournament
- Asks "is Thad here?" (Intelligence 14) — 00:04:53, 00:05:02
- Message gag at the start (casting "Message on Ruby and not on you") — 00:11:19
- Announces to the tournament and the Pontifex's seat that she is an heir "who has decided not to wed" and offers Annabelle an alliance — 00:15:42, 00:15:56
- Her words to Annabelle: "I honor your claim to the cheese throne" and "Be my ally so that you and I can put on a fucking good unmarried show."; Brennan: "you have announced her greatest shame to the assembled tournament" — 00:15:42, 00:15:56, 00:16:07
- Persuasion with disadvantage: a natural 20 on the pen that was "cocked", rerolled, "I got a 20." Brennan: "A flat 20?" (total, natural not stated) — 00:16:19, 00:16:32, 00:16:34
- Insight 17 on Annabelle ("shocked and awed by your bravery") — 00:17:56, 00:18:00
- Feints at Grissini with a superiority die: attack 22 hits; sneak attack; damage "10, 14, plus 7, 21!" non-lethal — 00:18:51–00:19:15
- Charisma check with advantage, 21 (Siobhan's dice 17 and 17): Grissini is "completely smitten" — 00:19:45, 00:19:48
- To Grissini: "Play this right and I might meet you in the alley later." — 00:20:07
- Acrobatics DC 20 for ropes advantage: 13, fails — 00:44:57, 00:45:11
- Attack 11 misses; Second Wind 5+2 = 7 — 00:45:33, 00:45:48
- Attacks Keradin and uses Action Surge; first attack misses, Action Surge attack is a 1 ("That last one was a Nat 1."), "a 3 and then a 1" — 01:11:36, 01:11:52, 01:12:28
- To Annabelle: "I'm sorry, I think I'm more at peace with where I stand than you are and I misjudged that situation." — 01:33:08
- Promises Annabelle: "the boon is yours" — 00:58:02; again "Boon's yours, boo!" — 01:22:33
- Lies to Grissini: "I'm a little bit psychic and I sensed it was going to happen today." — 00:59:05
- Stays with the king and the magic: "I'm staying with the magic." — 01:41:09
CC E5: Lapin's Big Day
- Hand on the "basket hilt of your aunt's magical sword" — 00:03:36; asks Ruby "do I look so badass right now?" and says "I think I'm gonna take the throne." — 00:04:44, 00:04:48. Emily: she said she would not marry, then reasoned "if I'm the king, then I can just decide what the customs are" — 00:05:49.
- Promises magic will be legal: "when I'm King of Candia, magic will be perfectly legal. It will flow from the faucets." — 00:11:09; wants "a magic kindergarten" — 00:11:41.
- Suspects "magic is illegal for the people that it is inconvenient for them to have it." — 00:38:03
- Offers a Theobald-style escort role: "I will be going as your Theobald." — 00:37:29; later "I don't trust you with the Pontifex." — 01:14:08
- Suggests Theobald as emperor: "The emperor shouldn't be the flashiest sword, it should be the greatest shield." — 00:44:50
- Frustration: "can I have a fuckin' day off of people telling me I'm fuckin' wrong?" — 01:17:50
- On the raid, Jet jokes awkwardly in disguise ("just taking a walk to (breathes in) shit outside") and is told by Ciabatta "perhaps we can watch each other shit" — 01:20:03, 01:20:19. Investigation on the guard's body 16 — 01:23:19. Asks the weight question: "That guy was innocent, right?" — 01:34:19
- Before the arrest is carried out: "I volunteer myself for jury duty." — 01:52:39; Ruby also asks for jury duty ("We're both 18") and the knight then makes them witnesses — 01:52:42, 01:52:48.
CC E6: Chaos in the Cathedral
- Opens the fight: "I don't think in good conscience I can be strategic, because I think I would be very emotional right now. And so I think I am just going to charge the Pontifex." — 00:07:27
- In-character shout: "I'd rather be a bastard than a fool who believes in a Bulb. If it's a fucking war you want, it's a fucking war you got!" — 00:07:58
- Passes the knight Bonathan by casting Shield after Theobald's reaction absorbs most of the swipe; Brennan: Bonathan "has a Sentinel-like ability" so the hit would stop her movement, Shield lets her through — 00:09:59, 00:10:06, 00:10:09.
- Action Surge to reach the dais; uses the water dagger and, weighing Sprinkle's Help action against feinting, chooses a feinting attack ("Yeah, you know, I'm gonna do feinting attack."): "Does a 24 hit?" — "24 hits." — 00:11:00, 00:11:19, 00:11:22. Damage first counted 28, then plus a d4: "30." — 00:12:08, 00:12:23. Brennan rules she is ambidextrous with Flickerish and the dagger in each hand, so Flickerish's Shield ability worked while attacking with the dagger — 00:12:37.
- Emily: "I'm sorry, I know this isn't strategic but I just-" — 00:13:23. After the stab: "Bring it on bitches! House Rocks is strong. There is strength in sweetness!" — 00:13:51.
- AC is 23 at that moment (Shield still on): Brennan "your AC is 23?" Emily "Yes." — 00:20:15, 00:20:16.
- Thrown up to the priests' gallery: "Thanks, Dad, it looks like you were looking out for me after all." — 00:18:55. She protests the throw: "I can't walk away from this. What am I going home with?" — 00:17:37; "I was made to fight, I'm not a spellcaster!" — 00:18:07; "My value is in here, on the battlefield!" — 00:18:15. She lets herself be thrown — 00:17:08.
- Hit points: "I'm at 24, but I have Second Wind." — 00:33:48. Uses Second Wind later for "extra 12" — 01:35:00.
- Round 2: Acrobatics 17 (jump on the banister, not enough for the DC 20 landing but she does not fall) — 00:54:59; hits a priest (12), Pushing Attack, 10 damage, he takes 8 more on the fall, 18 in all — 00:55:59, 00:58:07, 00:58:15.
- Round 3: hits an archer, Maneuvering Attack for 17 and shouts "Dad, climb!" — 01:21:15, 01:22:24; Sentinel stops a priest who tries to disengage and kills him for 15 — 01:26:17, 01:26:41.
- Jumps with Liam out of the window, takes the fall for him (4 falling damage; Liam takes 2) — 01:35:24, 01:35:38, 01:35:45.
- To Amethar: "If you die, I will only end up getting myself killed to avenge you." — 01:36:24
- To Theobald after the rescue: "This is why I would have nominated you for emperor!" — 00:48:10
CC E7: Escape From the Bulb Creeps
- Runs ahead and takes the lead; the others follow, "not even a conversation" — 00:05:03. Emily: "I think Jet is very angry in many directions." — 00:27:50. She is angry at her father "for throwing her out of the way" and wants to destroy the Pontifex "and them all" — 00:27:50.
- Flashback with Lord Cruller (about 14): fights wildly, ends with his little dagger at her throat; "You could call it unconventional, or maybe your conventions just suck and I'm inventing new ones." — 00:29:24. On the house words: "sweetness can be weakness and it is very important to probe the difference between the two." — 00:31:25
- Smears blood on her lips "like lipstick" to flatter Thad and asks for his carriage — 00:35:17, 00:35:24. Intimidation (with Amethar's Help) 18 vs DC 15 against his servants — 00:37:34. Invents a "pregnant" story to get to the carriage — 00:39:38, 00:39:45 (in-character bluff, played for comedy); with Theobald's "This is a beach wedding." 00:39:34 it becomes the cover for going to the docks: "We're going to the docks for a beach wedding!" 00:55:14.
- Plan ideas: "if we went to Brightgarden we could assassinate the Pontifex" — 00:49:55; "For me the Pontifex is merely a side effect of the Bulb itself. So, my enemy's everywhere." — 00:50:36; wants to go by sea; "I fucking hate the Bulb!" — 00:51:09; proposes to "hijack a ship" ("Grand theft boat") — 00:55:45, 00:55:55.
- Tells Amethar there was a part of her that wondered "if King Amethar didn't want to make it out of there" — 00:44:16; and "I'm glad you made the decision you made" — 00:45:34.
- Her treatment of Thad is "the way I treated Thad is probably what I, would have been my greatest regret so far in life" — 00:52:25. Asks to be called "Bastard Jet", with a tattoo "Bastard Jet" on her arm, made by Theobald's cantrip on her command — 00:53:17, 00:53:23, 00:53:33. Frame card at 00:53:21: "BASTARD JET ROCKS / DUCHESS OF GUMBERLY / LADY OF THE REALM".
- On the ship: reminds Annabelle of the boon and a cheeseboard — 01:25:14; pushes Primsy to lend "a sailor and a rescue boat" — 01:37:40; reveals to Primsy that Stilton's house tried to kill Amethar (people "disguised as meat people") — 01:38:54, 01:39:04; stops Theobald's accusation with "Not on her wedding day." — 01:42:58; follows Primsy unseen with a Stealth natural 20 — 01:44:41; covers Primsy when the arrows come — 01:51:09.
CC E8: Deep Bleu Sea
- Now credited on her card as "Bastard Jet Rocks" — 00:36:11
- Initiative "5", Emily clarifies it was a 1: "Yeah." — 00:28:28
- Natural 20 Stealth: the Marauders "can't see Jet, at all" — 00:28:04, 00:28:23
- Kills Stilton with a push attack: 26 damage, Strength save failed (2), dagger throw (13) and a second push — 00:36:39, 00:37:59, 00:38:35
- Shouts "For Lapin!" while Flickerish blasts Stilton; Emily: "Yes! I knew it. I knew I was psychic." — 00:39:44, 00:40:15
- Tries to save Primsy: Medicine 5, then 19 with advantage — 00:41:49, 01:25:26
- Tells dying Primsy "you are a strong woman and you stand by your choices." — 00:42:12
- Meets Cumulous: "My name is Jet Rocks. Are we sisters?" — 00:34:45
- Goes into the sea when the Colby sinks (Dex save failed, d4 even), grabs Ruby's rope with Yak's help, climbs aboard (Athletics) and throws two daggers — 01:32:13, 01:32:47, 01:44:25, 01:58:39, 01:58:56
- Kills the last surrendered/living Marauder: "He will know nothing." — 02:13:46
CC E9: Safe Harbor
- "Are we still en route to the Dairy Islands? Or perhaps in light of certain events that happened, we might be headed to the Candy Mountains?" — 00:06:02
- "Also, I saved your cousin!" (to Liam) — 00:06:18
- On politics, to Liam: "once you see how messed up politics are and you know that you are in one of the rare positions to make a difference, you might start to wonder if you should consider it." — 00:08:09
- Teases Primsy: "You honestly are thriving in adversity." — 00:20:48
- "I personally agree. <…> the Church should be dismantled brick by brick." — 00:34:15
- "Pontifex is Pontifucked." — 00:35:01
- "This is why I resisted the necessity to rule." — 00:32:33
- Wants Theobald's scroll to read "Lady Jet, Bastard of the Realm" — 00:45:31
- Offers Cumulous her sword: "Do you wanna play with my weapon?" — 00:33:39
- With downtime reads her book and the Ramsian Doctrine: rolls 13 on each of three checks, then Arcana 15 on a scan for prophecies about herself — 00:40:05, 00:45:03
- Realises the doctrine's logic: "So, we need to fill this world with junk food." — 00:52:16
- Private "twin speak": "I think the better way is just to slowly seduce the innate magic in other communities" — 01:01:36
- Greets her mother: "I saved a princess, I saved my dad." — 01:21:28; "Mom, I think you don't understand. We have proven ourselves in battle" — 01:24:04
- Attic: Constitution saves 13 / 23 / 26 and 12 / 12 / 12 (with +7); hit for 53 then 51; poisoned; a riposte (23) for 13 damage — 01:58:09, 01:59:03, 02:01:24, 02:01:54, 02:02:09
- Death saves with disadvantage: 11 and 17 (success); then a 1; then another 1 — 02:02:35, 02:04:32, 02:05:22
- Death saves and locket: Liam's Medicine 6 fails to stabilise her 02:04:58; Brennan: "the light in the locket goes out" as Ruby crosses the bridge — 02:05:30
- The place between worlds, which Brennan addresses to Liam ("In this place between worlds, Liam… you look up and you hear those words, not from Jet on the ground, but from Jet standing above you." 02:06:43): "Tell Ruby I love her." — 02:06:37; "And tell her she did the right thing." — 02:07:03
- To Rococoa: "Well, if you thought the adventurer was gonna die, she definitely fuckin' wasn't." — 02:07:58