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Mother Timothy Goose
Mother Timothy Goose, played by Ally Beardsley, introduces himself as Timothy Goose, a caretaker in his village, graying, a little slumped and bumbling but trying hard, and he says he is called Mother Goose and carries a big book in which what he writes is absorbed if it does not mean anything, and he adds that the only word that has stuck is "shoe" NA E1·01:03:50. His weapon is a broom with a sharpened end, he travels with Ylfa, and Boffit asks him to tell stories by the enchanted log fire NA E1·01:07:03 NA E1·01:03:02 NA E1·01:07:50 NA E1·01:07:57. In a flashback he comes home to his husband Henry carrying the bones of their son Jack, saying he saw Jack die and that a goose was involved, and that he made a second wish quickly and the goose gave him the book NA E1·01:19:56 NA E1·01:20:14 NA E1·01:20:28 NA E1·01:21:40. He writes Jack's name in it, and the nursery rhyme "Jack be nimble" drives off the Gander NA E1·01:23:04 NA E1·01:25:56 NA E1·01:26:34.
In the second episode Timothy sits with Cole by the fire, and when a page of his book glows with fiddle music he writes the rhyme with Cole and lets the spell finish NA E2·00:06:21 NA E2·00:17:22 NA E2·00:21:38. Cole is taken into the book, and Timothy says "I don't know what happened." NA E2·00:23:36 In Elegy he is cut down in the fight with the Fairy Godmother NA E3·01:44:37. He stabilizes and has a last vision of the Gander in its bonnet, telling it to take the bonnet off, and says "I will, but I'm dead" NA E3·02:13:30 NA E3·02:13:34 NA E3·02:13:39. When he says "I got my third wish right here", the Gander answers "Granted.", bites his finger off, and he dies in the total party kill NA E3·02:13:44 NA E3·02:13:55 NA E3·02:14:08. In the fourth episode he flies on the Golden Goose, who tells him he is dead, that the Gander is her brother, that the book was granted by the Gander through a clever wish, and that the Jack of the world he is going to is not his son NA E4·02:03:59 NA E4·02:05:20 NA E4·02:11:36 NA E4·02:10:38. A golden tear makes the book grant extra spells, and Timothy wakes at his desk with Henry at the door NA E4·02:18:08 NA E4·02:21:45.
At the Cock & Toad he arrives with a basket of apples and the book NA E5·00:19:07. The Dish tells Timothy his story in a corner NA E5·00:43:15. He then vanishes into golden motes and the page reads "And the Dish ran away with the Spoon" NA E5·00:44:06. A hand in the book writes back from a cave; it is Scheherazade, who speaks with him through the pages NA E5·01:02:05 NA E5·01:02:42. In the sixth episode Jack leaps out of the book in golden light to lend him spryness, and Timothy writes "curds and whey" into the book as he casts Shatter NA E6·00:12:19 NA E6·00:35:55. He seals the spider part into the book by writing "Along came a spider" NA E6·01:32:31. Little Miss Muffet touches the book and chooses to stay NA E6·01:34:31 NA E6·01:35:29. In the seventh he offers Itsy Bitsy a place in the book and writes a carefree Pinocchio story, but the ink is swallowed by the page; when he suggests a different story some day, Pinocchio declines NA E7·00:17:42 NA E7·00:57:35 NA E7·00:57:44 NA E7·00:58:37. In The Lines Between he looks through the Canonade's keyhole at the ink, fails a Wisdom save, feels himself reduced to ink on someone else's paper, and Ylfa's shout brings him back with his hands flat as parchment NA E8·01:05:07 NA E8·01:05:36 NA E8·01:08:13 NA E8·01:08:36.
In the ninth episode the golden ball goes into his book, the ink of The Frog Prince moves into Gerard, and a hole of shadow opens in the book and sucks him in; Ylfa and Rosamund grab on in a chain and the party is pulled into the book with him NA E9·01:36:46 NA E9·01:39:53 NA E9·01:41:48 NA E9·01:41:59. There the Gander tells him his wish to save his son and the Neverafter was a bum wish and that it will be waiting for the third NA E9·01:48:39. Afterwards Brennan says his book has absorbed information from The Lines Between and can cast Legend Lore once per day NA E9·02:11:30 NA E9·02:12:15. In the eleventh episode he heals the Wolf with a third-level Cure Wounds, and when he asks the Gander's shadow about the Baba Yaga it appears, then vanishes when he makes no wish NA E11·00:16:53 NA E11·00:56:18 NA E11·00:59:15 NA E11·01:02:49. Snow White tells him his wish makes him carry the key to ending the times of shadow NA E12·00:55:46. She offers to caretake the book, and he answers that he gave up too much to have it NA E12·00:56:51 NA E12·00:57:05. He tells Mira that he got his powers from the Gander through a wish NA E12·01:40:38. In the fifteenth episode Rapunzel's hug cocoons him in hair, and afterwards his book is blank NA E15·01:09:10 NA E15·01:55:14. At the bottom of the beanstalk he meets Jack the Giant Killer, a Jack who is not his son in this world, tells him that in another world he is his dad, and when Brennan offers him a third wish he does not take it NA E16·00:15:55 NA E16·01:49:58 NA E16·01:50:07.
The Golden Goose tells him in the seventeenth episode "Your third wish will kill you." NA E17·00:26:27 At the Castle of the North Wind the Goose makes his third wish for his book back, the Gander grants it and tears her apart, and he grabs the falling book NA E17·01:24:26 NA E17·01:25:28 NA E17·01:26:33. Writing with her feather, the words "Goose" and "Gander" stick in the book, and the illustration changes NA E17·01:30:13. He later puts Marco, Ricard and Tomas into the book for safety NA E17·01:39:04 NA E17·01:39:16. In the Baba Yaga's garden he gets a Nature natural 20, pulls a red cloak, a marionette handle and boots out of the ground and touches each to his book, writes the Mother Goose rhyme, and sees how the times of shadow began NA E18·01:27:48 NA E18·01:28:44 NA E18·01:32:23 NA E18·01:34:12. He offers the Baba Yaga a full page of the true book if the party can shred it so that everyone gets a piece and a drop of ink NA E18·01:37:03. He writes the Stepmother's name, which Pinocchio has brought, in the book, and Brennan says this puts part of her back into the Neverafter; he then heals Jack NA E18·02:01:55 NA E18·02:03:52 NA E18·02:05:41.
In the Canonade he casts Bless on the others, Dimension Doors with Pib, pulls Scheherazade into his arms and pleads with her, and breaks Snow White's concentration with Vicious Mockery NA E19·00:15:47 NA E19·01:03:10 NA E19·01:06:00 NA E19·01:41:25. In the finale he concentrates on a spell while Scheherazade works to unweave Snow White's NA E20·00:10:14 NA E20·00:20:26. He heals Rosamund and Scheherazade and feeds Pib a Goodberry by Mage Hand NA E20·00:09:24 NA E20·00:49:12 NA E20·00:49:35 NA E20·01:54:00. Then he releases the spell to rewrite the fate of all stories; as Ally tells it, a small piece of the true book and a drop of ink find each person, almost like communion NA E20·01:54:24 NA E20·02:02:09. Brennan says it takes an 18 or higher with five chances, and the spell works against all odds NA E20·01:55:44 NA E20·02:02:32. Brennan says he asked not for power or an ending but for a chance for everybody to write their own story NA E20·02:02:32. In the farewell he clasps hands with Scheherazade and says people like them are going to be important now NA E20·02:06:49 NA E20·02:07:09. In his epilogue, as Ally tells it, he is at home in Hapley with Henry as a gentle counsellor, and Brennan has Jack come home having traded the cow for the Gander in its red bonnet NA E20·02:19:24 NA E20·02:20:56 NA E20·02:21:14. Brennan says the Gander shakes off the will of its Author and flies through the lands of fairy tale bearing a wise witch, and Henry can come too NA E20·02:22:09 NA E20·02:22:37.
Character sheet — Neverafter
Neverafter sheet of Mother Timothy Goose (played by Ally Beardsley). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.
Skills
- Arcana: +5 NA E17·01:27:21 NA E17·01:27:28 NA E17·01:27:33—
- Deception: +4 NA E3·01:07:06—
- Insight: +7 NA E17·01:40:18—
- Perception: +9 NA E13·01:18:21 NA E13·01:18:22 NA E13·01:18:26—
- Persuasion: +5 NA E17·01:51:21 NA E19·01:05:22 NA E19·01:05:27—
Features
- Introduction: Mother Goose — A caretaker in his village, graying and a little slumped, bumbling but trying hard, with a big book; his name is Timothy Goose, 'Mother, Mother Goose'; 'I'm kind of a medieval gay prepper.' NA E1·01:03:50 NA E1·01:06:57
- Wisdom save and the shadow — A Wisdom saving throw of 22; in the middle of a sentence he sees 'it' in the shadows of the wagon right behind Bandlebridge and says 'Fucker. You fucking piece of shit.'; afterwards says 'I saw it again' and, asked whether it spoke or honked, 'A little bit of both.' NA E1·01:18:27 NA E1·01:18:44 NA E1·01:19:09 NA E1·01:19:16
- Persuasion and Insight on Bandlebridge — A first-impression Persuasion check of 19 on Lord Bandlebridge, then an Insight check of 19 NA E1·01:13:06 NA E1·01:14:05
- The night he got the book — In the memory: 'Hands full of bones' he walks into his home and tells his husband Henry 'This is Jack', his son, whom he saw die: 'A goose. There was a goose.'; the first wish was to know what had just happened; the second, made quickly, 'I wish for something to bring my son back', and the gilded leather-bound book is at his side: 'The goose gave me this!' NA E1·01:19:56 NA E1·01:20:28 NA E1·01:20:41 NA E1·01:21:31 NA E1·01:21:40
- Intimidation on Bandlebridge — Asks to cast Silvery Barbs because the man is shouting at a child; Brennan offers advantage on an Intimidation check instead, and Ally rolls 19 NA E1·01:37:26 NA E1·01:37:32 NA E1·01:37:44
- Candlestick rhyme — Insight check, a dirty 20, while writing; then writes the candlestick nursery rhyme, 'Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candlestick', and the Gander appears outside NA E1·01:24:14 NA E1·01:25:56 NA E1·01:26:08
- Writes 'boil' — At Ylfa's suggestion writes 'boil' in the book; Ally and Emily ask 'Does it stay?' NA E1·02:01:34
- A writer as well — After the Healing Word: 'Thank you. I'm a writer as well.'; an Insight check of 17 on Cole gives a strange familiarity with a man he has not met NA E2·00:06:43 NA E2·00:08:45 NA E2·00:08:50
- Fiddle music from the book — A Perception check of 23 against DC 15 while chatting: Brennan says fiddle music is coming out of his book NA E2·00:16:38 NA E2·00:16:41
- Rhyme with Cole — Writes the rhyme with Cole; an Arcana check of 21 shows the 'O' has already become gorgeous; 'I think we just keep going.' and lets the spell finish NA E2·00:20:04 NA E2·00:20:32 NA E2·00:21:38
- Persuasion with a two — A Persuasion roll of two ('Fuck, that's a two'); later a 14 ('not too bad') NA E2·00:23:28 NA E2·00:26:05
- A tool to fight the bad — Explains to the others that the book 'was given to me because it's a tool to fight the bad that is happening right now, but I don't know how it works' NA E2·00:32:42
- Jack, you're a good kid — Slips and calls Ylfa 'Jack' while holding her: 'Jack, you're a good kid.' NA E2·00:38:15
- Book slammed on a hand — Slams the book shut on a hand; later, when Gerard says 'Give me the book!', says 'I give it to you, I give it to you.' NA E2·00:36:45 NA E2·00:36:47 NA E2·00:39:34
- Parchment hand — Casts Silvery Barbs as a reaction when a flat parchment grabs for him: Brennan says he dodges and can close the book; Ally tells the party they have advantage on anything they need to do NA E2·00:48:09 NA E2·00:48:27 NA E2·00:48:33
- Candle and wax — Shows a broken candle held together by the wick and collects falling wax NA E2·01:09:26 NA E2·01:12:12
- Thumbing through the book — A check of 23 while thumbing through the book: a page with Cole dancing on a table and Timothy's son on the table over a candlestick, both happy; considers writing Gerard into the book, then 'No, no, we need you.' NA E2·01:31:42 NA E2·01:32:40 NA E2·01:32:44
- Perception on the scroll — '19 Perception' on the scroll with Cressida Lumley's name NA E2·01:35:17
- Bardic Inspiration, a d6 — Gives Ylfa Bardic Inspiration after their goodbye ('Bardic Inspiration.' with a pleasant chime; Emily: 'Thank you.'), a d6 that she spends later ('D6.'); another one later with a pat on the back NA E2·01:42:57 NA E2·02:01:56 NA E2·02:12:57
- Sleep that would never reach her — 'I wanna cast Sleep.' then explains 'it would never reach her, and that's kinda the only thing I can offer to a fight' NA E2·02:25:52 NA E2·02:32:45
- Broom and fear — 'I'm just holding my broom.' and 'I'm freaking scared'; runs up the hill to hide; Vicious Mockery is an action and he has used it to hide; weighs Sleep against his two healing spell slots ('I do have Sleep') NA E3·00:04:22 NA E3·00:16:27 NA E3·00:24:45 NA E3·00:24:58 NA E3·00:26:08
- Message to the Godmother — Holds his action and casts Message in the Godmother's ear: 'sister, they've gathered the mice and they're attacking! Get low!'; 'my deception is plus four. 16!'; she drops five feet and the DC drops to 15 NA E3·00:54:54 NA E3·01:06:43 NA E3·01:06:55 NA E3·01:07:06 NA E3·01:07:15
- Healing Word on Ylfa and Gerard — Disengages and casts Healing Word on Ylfa for six ('Two plus four'); later Healing Word on Gerard for seven, then decides against the opportunity attack needed to reach the mule because Brennan says it would negate the Healing Word ('Then never mind'); 'I just have cantrips.' NA E3·01:11:13 NA E3·01:11:29 NA E3·01:29:53 NA E3·01:31:06 NA E3·01:31:08 NA E3·01:32:25
- Down to the constructs — 'I got your back, girlie!' to Ylfa; two construct attacks hit him for seven and eight and he says 'I'm down.' NA E3·01:35:09 NA E3·01:44:54 NA E3·01:44:58
- Death saves — Death saves read out: a three ('Always three.'), then 12 ('Success'), 12 ('another success'), a 16 (Brennan: 'Two successes'), a five ('A nat 20 or a fail to keep going.') and after Brennan tells Gerard he is stabilized, a last roll of 12: 'I'm also stabilized.'; Brennan rules the constructs will come and finish the job NA E3·01:47:53 NA E3·01:48:04 NA E3·01:59:57 NA E3·02:01:06 NA E3·02:05:19 NA E3·02:09:48 NA E3·02:10:20
- Last vision: 'I got my third wish right here' — Fails a Charisma save; he thinks of the last fight with his husband after his son died, when Henry said to get rid of the book or give it away; the Gander honks; 'I got my third wish right here.' The Gander says 'Granted.' and bites his finger off NA E3·02:12:04 NA E3·02:12:18 NA E3·02:13:30 NA E3·02:13:44 NA E3·02:13:55
- Flying on the golden goose — Wakes flying on the back of a golden goose in a clear blue sky; asks 'Is it the gander?' and 'Who are you?'; has the book by his side NA E4·02:03:59 NA E4·02:04:36 NA E4·02:04:52 NA E4·02:05:46
- The Gander's bite — On meeting the Gander: 'this is the cutest thing I've ever seen, and then he bit my thigh really hard.' NA E4·02:06:52
- Jack and the giant — Asks 'Can't I just swap them?' (the Jack of the book for the Jack of this world): 'If you wish.' Timothy: 'No.'; asks 'He killed the giant?' and, told that he did, 'Honestly, I'm still proud, sorry.' NA E4·02:11:29 NA E4·02:11:33 NA E4·02:14:49 NA E4·02:15:10
- A waiting room — 'It's just a waiting room. It's not the solution.'; asks if he can invite the Goose in during the times of shadow: 'Unfortunately, no.' NA E4·02:17:53 NA E4·02:17:59 NA E4·02:18:07
- Home with Henry — Wakes at a desk in his house; Henry at the door: 'Darling? Is everything all right?' NA E4·02:19:53 NA E4·02:21:45
- The book kept in the afterlife — Arrives with a basket of groceries, thinking it would be 'five, 10 minutes'; 'I kept the book even in the afterlife and I arrived here with the book.' NA E5·00:19:07 NA E5·00:19:41 NA E5·00:20:31
- The Dish's story — Writes the Dish's story: a check of 15 to talk to the Dish, then an Arcana check of nine on feeling the book; the Dish runs away with the Spoon NA E5·00:42:55 NA E5·00:44:50
- The shard in the book — Puts the glass shard in the book and tries to close it; a 19 on a check about the Cinderella pages, where Brennan says the story took a sinister turn after 'happily ever after'; a Stealth total of 20 ('20, but not nat.') as spiders are drawn as a warning NA E5·00:59:19 NA E5·01:00:58 NA E5·01:01:01 NA E5·01:15:58
- Medicine crit — 'I crit on my medicine check.' on Gerard's wound; Bardic Inspiration to Ylfa NA E5·01:21:47 NA E5·01:23:20
- Senator the ram — A History or Arcana check of 18: Senator was King Cole's ram and Jubilee does not exist here NA E5·01:33:02 NA E5·01:33:07
- Scarf for Pib — Wraps his scarf around Pib in the rain and chooses a Cure Wounds over a medicine check NA E5·01:41:49 NA E5·01:41:59
- Writing to Scheherazade — Writes 'Hello there' to the mystery writer in the book and answers 'My name is Mother Goose.'; later writes to Scheherazade and, at Gerard's request, asks about a golden sphere NA E5·01:03:59 NA E5·01:04:42 NA E5·01:56:44 NA E5·01:57:31
- Jack leaps out of the book — The book flies open to the rhyme of his son: Jack leaps out in golden ink and light and lends him spryness; Jack: 'You got it, Dad.'; afterwards 'I just saw my son.' NA E6·00:12:19 NA E6·00:13:07 NA E6·00:14:09
- Stuck on the web — Falls prone and restrained on an adhesive patch and decides to stay stuck and cast spells; a Strength check of five to rise fails NA E6·00:25:41 NA E6·00:33:43 NA E6·01:26:48 NA E6·01:26:50
- Perception 22 on the book — A Perception check of 22; he opens the book with his quill and writes 'curds and whey' as he casts Shatter, and the book accepts it NA E6·00:35:30 NA E6·00:35:33 NA E6·00:35:35 NA E6·00:35:55
- Disappointed in Muffet — 'young girl, I don't know what's happened to you, but we're going to figure it out. But in the meantime, I'm very disappointed in your behavior right now.' as he casts Vicious Mockery; later Healing Word for eight on Ylfa ('d4 plus my spellcasting ability modifier so that's eight') NA E6·00:58:40 NA E6·00:58:49 NA E6·00:59:34 NA E6·01:27:01
- Muffet's spider — Writes the spider story into the book and talks with Muffet about whether to touch the book: 'We're people who are also in this scary time, but we believe that it doesn't always have to be so scary.' NA E6·01:32:28 NA E6·01:35:40
- Itsy Bitsy — 'I have this kind of magical artifact here.' and offers Itsy Bitsy a place in the book: 'You are not allowed into this book.'; then keeps him by his side NA E7·00:17:42 NA E7·00:21:52 NA E7·00:22:22
- Spells from the stories — Brennan: 'Mother Goose's list of spells known expands the more fairytales are recorded in the book.' Ally: 'So far I've gotten Jump, Calm Emotions, Lesser Restoration-' and Brennan adds Expeditious Retreat NA E7·00:23:20 NA E7·00:23:25 NA E7·00:23:32
- Consoling Muffet — 'What is life if not learning to be comfortable in your own skin?'; the roll to console her is a 10 with the spider giving the help action and the screams giving disadvantage NA E7·00:31:05 NA E7·00:32:19 NA E7·00:32:25
- A cigarette in the tree — Says 'I'm going to step out for a cigarette!' and goes out the back door; Stealth six ('Not good. Six.'); casts Jump on himself to the top of a tree NA E7·01:10:36 NA E7·01:12:30 NA E7·01:17:30
- I don't look — When the candle goes out he stays frozen in fear, turning only partway: 'I don't look.' NA E7·01:38:44
- Insight 20 on Aesop — Insight to see whether Aesop is trying to put someone in his book: 'That is a 20, not nat.'; tries to press gold into Key's hands and Key refuses NA E8·00:23:17 NA E8·00:23:21 NA E8·00:42:27 NA E8·00:42:31
- Scheherazade helps with the door — Investigates the door with Scheherazade's help action and a d8 bardic inspiration: a natural 20 ('Five and a 20'); through the keyhole he sees scratches from use NA E8·01:02:19 NA E8·01:02:29 NA E8·01:02:57 NA E8·01:02:58
- Into the ink — Wisdom saving throw: 'That's a seven. I'm going to throw the bardic on that. Okay, that's a 13. That's a 12.'; he succeeds the Charisma save and fails the Wisdom save and stares into the ink; Ylfa's shout snaps him back NA E8·01:05:18 NA E8·01:05:36 NA E8·01:08:13 NA E8·01:08:16
- Insight 23 — An Insight check of 23 (Murph: 15) NA E8·01:25:46 NA E8·01:25:53
- Insight 23 on Geppetto — An Insight check of 23 on Geppetto after a nine from Zac; sees the regret NA E9·00:26:02 NA E9·00:26:03 NA E9·00:26:10
- Foot in the doorway — Puts his foot in the doorway to hold it open and says 'this young boy needs to have an honest conversation with you.' while casting Enhance Ability on Pinocchio for advantage on Charisma saves NA E9·00:38:30 NA E9·00:38:33 NA E9·00:38:39
- Tests Turquina — Says 'We watched Cinderella kill your sister'; Ally calls it 'that huge lie' and Brennan says she does not react as to a lie NA E9·00:41:36 NA E9·00:41:45 NA E9·00:41:49
- A 13 on Insight — '13.' when Pib says to use the fairies' magic; Zac: 'That was only a nine.' NA E9·01:08:37 NA E9·01:08:39 NA E9·01:08:41
- One wish away — The Gander: 'I'll be waiting for that third wish'; Brennan: all of you watch Tim emaciate and understand that Tim is one wish away NA E9·01:48:39 NA E9·01:48:59
- The book absorbs the Lines Between — As Ylfa speaks of the pigs who lived, his book glows and the text floats to the front; Brennan: 'your book may now also cast Legend Lore once per day.' NA E9·02:11:30 NA E9·02:12:15
- History 14 — A History check of 14: he goes back into the memories of his first lives NA E9·02:10:43 NA E9·02:10:44
- Evil into the book — Proposes 'do you think we could put the evil stuff in the book and try to suck that out of our world'; a check of 14 on whether it works; Brennan says the answer is yes NA E9·02:14:54 NA E9·02:15:36 NA E9·02:15:38
- Song of Rest — 'I just have a bit of a Song of Rest that I'm hoping to use.'; sings 'Sha la la la la, sha na na na na' as the party sleeps on the roof NA E9·02:13:02 NA E9·02:22:54
- Luck point on the stealth roll — The group Stealth: Ally's 12 is in the middle; 'I can use a luck point.'; the second roll is a 19; Brennan: 'Good use of a luck point.' NA E9·02:22:01 NA E9·02:22:14 NA E9·02:22:36 NA E9·02:22:48
- Bless, now — 'What did you guys need to roll, though? Could I have blessed them? I have Bless now.' NA E9·02:24:04
- Insight on the pigs and the wires — An Insight check of 24 on the pigs; a 24 at the bathing quarters; an Investigation check with advantage, a natural 20, finds fine copper wires in the mortar of the bricks NA E10·00:19:13 NA E10·00:33:42 NA E10·00:34:29 NA E10·00:34:36 NA E10·00:34:37
- Blank pages — Picks neutral stories at the table; Brennan asks for a flat luck check so he does not turn to a page he should not: 'Well, 16.' and he opens only blank pages NA E10·00:41:07 NA E10·00:41:13 NA E10·00:41:17 NA E10·00:41:21
- Slams the door — Running for the kitchen casts Heat Metal on the copper; with the book in hand he slams his hand on the door and it bursts open; Ally: 'I got Knock from the book, I think.' NA E10·00:59:26 NA E10·00:59:55 NA E10·01:00:00 NA E10·01:00:07
- Healing the Wolf — A bonus action Healing Word on the Wolf, then 13 piercing damage from the Baron's chimneys NA E10·01:07:41 NA E10·01:09:36
- Felled by the Spoon — The Spoon swings: a Strength saving throw, a natural 20, and he still takes 31 points of damage: 'I'm down, I had 28.' NA E10·01:29:10 NA E10·01:29:20 NA E10·01:29:21 NA E10·01:29:28
- Death saves at the Baron — A death save of nine, a failure; after the mech is destroyed another with advantage and the help action, two rolls of 16 and 18; Brennan: 'That's a success and a failure.'; Lou gives a help action to the death save, and Rosamund's Cure Wounds for 12 brings him back up ('Hey, hell yeah.') NA E10·01:39:35 NA E10·01:39:44 NA E10·01:39:51 NA E10·01:44:31 NA E10·01:50:15 NA E10·01:50:23 NA E10·01:50:24 NA E10·01:50:59 NA E10·01:51:01
- Healing Word and Misty Step — A bonus action Healing Word on Gerard for eight ('Four plus what did we decide?' 'Four.' 'Eight.') and he Misty Steps and helps Pinocchio NA E10·01:55:24 NA E10·01:55:34 NA E10·01:55:41
- Third-level Cure Wounds on the Wolf — 'Well, look, I'm a complex man. I cast a third level Cure Wounds on the Wolf.'; also Prestidigitation to light a few candles and a Message to the Wolf NA E11·00:16:53 NA E11·00:18:24 NA E11·01:01:01
- Bardic Inspiration, a d8 — Asked what his Bardic is: 'D8.'; later, to Pinocchio after the song with the Wolf: 'You get a Bardic Inspiration. It's a D8 now.' NA E11·00:05:08 NA E11·00:54:59
- Investigation 27 — '27 Investigation.' and, 'on that 27', he finds two things in a hidden compartment in the desk; the fairies' missives NA E11·00:22:12 NA E11·00:27:52
- Legend Lore: the Giant Killer — Looking at the Giant Killer: 'I do it. Yeah. Okay. It's my son.' He sees his son climbing a beanstalk, who in this world is not his son, but whom he recognizes, a version that did not grow up with him NA E11·00:33:19 NA E11·00:33:21 NA E11·00:33:23
- Enhance Ability, third level — Casts a third-level Enhance Ability on the two who are out of the carriage NA E11·01:19:50
- The cost of the wish — 'I already am about to die from The Gander on my last wish.'; 'That's why my son turned into bones. I watched him make his last wish and then he just crumbled into bones' NA E11·01:08:40 NA E11·01:08:51
- Cutting Words on a stranger — 'Cutting Words.' on a stranger's Suggestion save after Brennan says the stranger needs a 17 or higher: a 12, and Brennan: 'He gets a six.' NA E11·01:13:38 NA E11·01:13:42 NA E11·01:13:48 NA E11·01:13:51
- Gold coins — Presses a gold coin into the innkeeper's hand; Emily: 'Timothy, who's been giving out gold coins liberally.' NA E11·01:42:39 NA E11·01:42:44
- Whiskey for Rosamund — 'Do you want some whiskey?'; also Expeditious Retreat on himself and Prestidigitation, blush on the frog NA E12·00:06:53 NA E12·00:09:36 NA E12·00:32:04
- Mirror for Pinocchio — Hands Pinocchio a hand mirror: 'Get to know yourself.' NA E12·00:36:23 NA E12·00:36:25
- Snow White's story — Summons Snow White's story in his main book and reads it there 'plain as day' NA E12·00:41:49 NA E12·00:41:53
- A duck for power — To Snow White: 'I held my dead son's bones, and then I asked a duck for power.'; 'I made two wishes in a row, and it was, 'What happened to my son?' and, 'How can I fix what's happening in the Neverafter?''; declines to hand over the book: 'I just gave up too much to have it' NA E12·00:47:44 NA E12·00:55:27 NA E12·00:57:05
- Candlewick's hair — A Performance check cutting Candlewick's hair ('I cut hair in this world'); a 15 for holding the book to him NA E12·01:32:08 NA E12·01:34:04
- Message to Mira — Casts Message on Mira: 'I got my powers from the Gander, through a wish.' NA E12·01:40:14 NA E12·01:40:38
- Investigation 21 and Perception 26 — An Investigation of 21 on Toy Island; a Perception of 26 at the dock; a Dexterity save of nine on landing NA E12·01:11:45 NA E12·01:38:04 NA E12·01:03:16
- Bless and Bardic for three — Throws a Bless at three allies, then 'I guess I'll throw you a Bardic.', and runs to the others in fear NA E13·00:22:00 NA E13·00:22:16 NA E13·00:22:43
- Daddy-meter — 'No, I wanted a daddy-meter.'; jokes that he will use a luck point (the others laugh) NA E13·00:36:38 NA E13·00:36:41
- Silvery Barbs for Pib — Brennan: 'Oh, do you want to cast Silvery Barbs?' Ally: 'Yes.' NA E13·00:50:24 NA E13·00:50:26
- Carries Pib — Runs to grab Pib: 'I don't give you the help action, but I do carry you.' NA E13·01:03:25 NA E13·01:05:09
- Seeing the Dogfish — A Perception check against DC 10 to see the fish through the water: Siobhan says the die was a two, Ally reads '11'; later Silvery Barbs at the Dogfish's save and advantage given to Gerard; Brennan sees him reach out with storybook magic NA E13·01:18:10 NA E13·01:18:22 NA E13·01:19:02 NA E13·01:20:54 NA E13·01:21:07
- Healing Word on Rosamund — A DC 5 Athletics check to reach Mira, then 'Cool, I throw Healing Word.' on Rosamund NA E13·01:33:14 NA E13·01:33:19 NA E13·01:34:43
- Introduces himself to Alba — 'My name is Timothy Goose.' NA E14·00:15:09
- A roll of one — A Wisdom saving throw: 'Hope I fucking crit.'; Brennan: 'What was it? One?' NA E14·00:19:16 NA E14·00:19:20 NA E14·00:19:24
- So hard to be you — 'It's just so hard to be you!' after the vision NA E14·00:21:36
- Bardic and a squeeze for Gerard — 'I give your shoulder a squeeze. I give you a bardic inspiration.' NA E14·00:43:15
- The Snow Queen's library — An Arcana check with advantage, a dirty 20: scraps of parchment in the tomes; Snow White shows another page and, on that 20 Arcana, an inkwell; Brennan: 'this is what the great witch, the Snow Queen, supposed.' NA E14·01:17:53 NA E14·01:18:02 NA E14·01:19:37 NA E14·01:21:35
- Reroll with a luck point — Lou: 'I'm going to use the Lines of Destiny.' Ally: 'I got a 16.' then 'I'm going to reroll with a luck point to try to beat my 16.' and 'Deception, that's a 24 Deception.' on the claim that the ink's entrance was at the bottom of the ocean NA E14·01:28:00 NA E14·01:28:06 NA E14·01:28:12 NA E14·01:28:18
- A psychotic break at the keyhole — 'I suffered an absolute psychotic break just looking through the keyhole at this' NA E14·01:25:03
- Dinner with Rapunzel — Makes dinner in the kitchen; a Persuasion of 14 and she starts helping him make stuff NA E15·00:11:42 NA E15·00:59:54 NA E15·01:00:58 NA E15·01:01:03
- Spider Climb and Feather Fall — Asked 'Do you have Spider Climb?': 'Yeah, I do, I do. It's part of the book, I think.'; on Feather Fall: 'Up to five falling creatures within range. It's a reaction' NA E15·01:29:57 NA E15·01:30:20
- They stole our book — 'This isn't your fucking book! They stole our fucking book!' Brennan: 'It was your passive Perception'; Siobhan: 'Tim has a 19 passive Perception.'; Brennan: 'You can cast your spells. Not your extra book spells, but you're still a witch.' NA E15·01:55:35 NA E15·01:56:12 NA E15·01:56:17 NA E15·01:57:19
- Lucky number three — The Gander calls him 'Tim': 'Feel like making something, Tim? Anything you want?'; later 'Come on, Tim! Lucky number three!' NA E15·02:02:56 NA E15·02:06:56
- The Jack who does not know him — 'I don't know if I want to meet the Jack that doesn't even know I'm his father.' NA E15·02:11:52
- Finds Jack the Giant Killer — Climbs up (Athletics DC 10); Persuasion 19; 'In another world, I was your dad.'; Misty Step 30 feet closer; a second Persuasion is a nat one ('Sometimes you stare down at a nat one.') NA E16·00:14:48 NA E16·00:15:12 NA E16·00:15:28 NA E16·00:15:31 NA E16·00:16:54
- Hit by Jack the Giant Killer — Jack the Giant Killer deals him 22 points of damage; Wisdom saving throw 17 while he talks to this Jack without the book, the book with the son from his world still in it NA E16·00:33:18 NA E16·00:42:57 NA E16·00:43:02
- Shatter at third level — Casts Shatter as a 3rd-level spell for 4d8: 16 damage to all of them; the DC is 15 NA E16·00:45:14 NA E16·00:45:26 NA E16·00:45:29 NA E16·00:45:36
- Counterspell fails on Hold Monster — Lou: 'Tim has Counterspell.' Ally: 'Counterspell.' on a Hold Monster aimed at Rosamund; it is a 5th-level spell so he rolls against a 15 with plus 4, needing 11, and rolls a five; Brennan: 'The magic leaves your hand, Rosamund is hit by Hold Monster' NA E16·01:03:44 NA E16·01:03:50 NA E16·01:04:04 NA E16·01:04:07 NA E16·01:04:15 NA E16·01:04:21
- Frees Tom Thumb and Thumbelina — Breaks the tiniest chains and manacles with his hands, saving Tom Thumb and Thumbelina; gives a Bardic Inspiration ('who goes next?') NA E16·01:29:14 NA E16·01:29:52
- Counterspell on the Polymorph — 'Am I within range to Counterspell?' 'Counterspell.' on a spell at the Golden Goose: he must beat a 14, needs a 10, and rolls a nat 20; 'Get off my goose!' NA E16·01:24:45 NA E16·01:24:50 NA E16·01:24:52 NA E16·01:25:00 NA E16·01:25:09
- Persuasion 15, Insight 11 — Another Persuasion check of 15 with Jack the Giant Killer: 'I'm very impressed by you in this world.'; Insight 11: 'I'll Lucky.' and then 'No, the 11.' NA E16·01:40:54 NA E16·01:41:03 NA E16·01:41:16 NA E16·01:41:26
- A third such thing — To Jack the Giant Killer: 'I stepped in to save you in my world, and the Gander cursed me.'; Insight check: 'Nat one. Luck point.' and the extra die is a two ('You rolled a one and a two?'); the Luck wording read out: 'You have three luck points per long rest...'; Brennan says he feels a flicker of shadow and the Golden Goose looks to him; 'I make a third wish and I die, right?' 'You die, you die' and it would bring the Gander's presence here; he does not make it NA E16·01:46:49 NA E16·01:47:43 NA E16·01:47:55 NA E16·01:48:13 NA E16·01:48:48 NA E16·01:49:58 NA E16·01:50:00 NA E16·01:50:07
- Critically failed twice — 'I am having a heart to heart with my son and I critically failed twice' NA E16·01:57:38
- A hug on the beanstalk — Gives Alphonse 'a bardic' as he sprints off; at the top of the beanstalk, Rosamund: 'You sure? You want a hug?' Timothy: 'Yes, please.' NA E16·02:00:28 NA E16·02:01:03 NA E16·02:01:05
- Reunited with Henry — Picks up Henry 'like a baby'; 'No, I traveled from that world to this world through dying, but how did you get here? Did you die?' NA E17·00:05:30 NA E17·00:06:40
- Two of three wishes — To the Goose: 'I accidentally used two out of three wishes to get it from the Gander, and he kind of periodically whispers in my ear that I'm going to mess up and make my third wish and drop dead immediately.' NA E17·00:26:09
- Cortado — 'If I hit a nat 20, can I make a cortado for the Goose?' Brennan: 'Sure, go for it.' NA E17·00:25:14 NA E17·00:25:15
- Nat one at bed — An Insight check as he gets into bed with Henry: 'Nat one. I'm going to use a luck point.' NA E17·00:33:25 NA E17·00:33:27
- Nondetection on the Goose — Casts Nondetection on the Goose: for eight hours she is hidden from divination magic and cannot be scried on NA E17·01:18:41
- The Goose and the book — Brennan shows all the versions in which Mother Goose is the Goose; the Golden Goose makes Timothy's third wish ('I'd very much like my book back.') and the Gander grants it, devouring her; the book falls, she says 'Run, dear boy.' and he grabs the book NA E17·01:24:26 NA E17·01:24:31 NA E17·01:25:18 NA E17·01:25:26 NA E17·01:25:28 NA E17·01:26:33
- Writing with the feather — Siobhan casts Guidance; 'Okay, 16, and a 4, that's 20. Arcana?' and then 25; writes about the sleepover and 'Goose' and 'Gander' stick, 'Goose' illuminated as 'Jack' was; a message to Scheherazade: 'Scheherazade, it's Timothy. I have my book back.'; Legend Lore on his book; Insight against DC 20: 'I have plus seven. Yes! That's a 15 plus 7, 22.' and then 25 NA E17·01:27:21 NA E17·01:27:28 NA E17·01:27:33 NA E17·01:28:20 NA E17·01:30:13 NA E17·01:33:30 NA E17·01:35:17 NA E17·01:40:15 NA E17·01:40:18
- Tomas into the book — 'I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry, that feels so rude!' as he puts Tomas into the book NA E17·01:39:32
- Help, Bardic and Bless at the door — Offers Pib the help action and a Bardic at the door; Pinocchio makes the check with Pib helping, with Guidance from Siobhan; Brennan: 'You're adding plus nine.' and Timothy's Bless goes on Pinocchio's roll NA E17·01:49:59 NA E17·01:50:03 NA E17·01:51:21 NA E17·01:52:19
- The Goose sacrificed herself — Holds up the book to tell the Baba Yaga: 'When the Golden Goose sacrificed herself so that we could get this book back.'; says he saw the Authors NA E18·00:09:22 NA E18·00:12:11
- Three Bless — 'I give you three Bless.' to Siobhan, Murph and Emily; 'No, you're not blessed, sorry. You're staying here.' NA E18·00:27:15 NA E18·00:27:23
- Nature nat 20 in the garden — A Nature check, a nat 20; pulls from the garden a red cloak, a marionette handle and a pair of boots, each of which, touched to the book, adds an illustration; gives Bardic Inspiration to the picture of Pib, unsure it works NA E18·01:27:44 NA E18·01:27:48 NA E18·01:28:44 NA E18·01:30:18 NA E18·01:30:55
- Writes his own story — 'You already have that nat 20 nature check.' He writes the Goose's story and keeps it all except 'the fact that he tried to get more and more gold eggs' NA E18·01:31:54 NA E18·01:33:26
- A page for the Baba Yaga — Offers the Baba Yaga a full page of the book; a Perception check of 13 does not tell whether it was blank; Ally: 'I really should've stipulated one blank page' NA E18·01:37:03 NA E18·01:38:04 NA E18·01:38:20
- Writes to Scheherazade again — Writes the Stepmother's name in the book; writes 'Scheherazade, are you there?' and Brennan rolls a 12: no response NA E18·02:01:55 NA E18·02:04:18 NA E18·02:04:22
- Heals Jack — 'I'll give him some heals.'; a Perception nat 20 on arrival; at the doors of the Canonade he says 'Counterspell.' just as initiative is called, which is not a cast NA E18·02:05:46 NA E18·02:06:55 NA E18·02:10:22
- Insight 26 — 'I got a 19 on the die and my Insight is seven, so 26.' NA E19·00:06:56
- Third-level Bless — 'So then I will throw a third-level Blessing at everybody.'; Insight on Cinderella: 'That is gonna be a 16.'; a Bardic for Ylfa NA E19·00:15:47 NA E19·00:16:24 NA E19·00:17:56
- My book — 'So you still have Nondetection on your book.'; he calls out 'I know you have my book!' NA E19·00:18:16 NA E19·00:18:24
- Cutting Words on a shove — A shove attempt against Ylfa: 'Cutting Words.' within 60 feet; the die is four, the 24 becomes 20 and Emily, adding six, needs a 14 and gets it NA E19·00:59:21 NA E19·00:59:39 NA E19·00:59:55 NA E19·00:59:59 NA E19·01:00:08
- Telekinetic Shove on Scheherazade — 'I am going to Dimension Door.' and 'now have Telekinetic Shove as a bonus action': Scheherazade makes a Strength saving throw against DC 15 and fails by one; she falls into his arms: 'You can't give up on them.' NA E19·01:03:10 NA E19·01:03:38 NA E19·01:03:47 NA E19·01:04:49 NA E19·01:04:53 NA E19·01:05:31
- Persuasion and Arcana on the ziggurat — 'Persuasion, that is a 15.' and, asked what he adds, 'Only a five right now.'; an Arcana check: 24 NA E19·01:05:14 NA E19·01:05:18 NA E19·01:05:27 NA E19·01:05:57
- Counterspell on Sleep — 'Counterspell.' on a Sleep spell coming right for him, cast by Scheherazade; afterwards: 'I Counterspelled on Sleep.' and 'my action economy's gone' NA E19·01:17:30 NA E19·01:17:35 NA E19·01:21:18 NA E19·01:21:21
- Healing Word of 12 — Murph: 'Could you have Healing Worded Pib?' Siobhan: 'It's a d4 instead of a d8, but at least it would bring him back up.' Ally: 'Oh, it's 12 still.' Then Vicious Mockery on Snow White: 'Your party seems to be dropping like flies.' breaks her concentration NA E19·01:40:52 NA E19·01:40:59 NA E19·01:41:03 NA E19·01:41:21 NA E19·01:41:25 NA E19·01:41:30 NA E19·01:42:30
- Healing Word on Rosamund and the book as cover — 'before I move, throw a Healing Word to Rosamund': 'Four, yes. Two, yeah, six! 10.'; tries to pull up a book as a shield with Mage Hand and an Arcana check of seven against DC 15; takes Snow White's spot at the ink and begins concentrating NA E20·00:09:14 NA E20·00:09:24 NA E20·00:10:01 NA E20·00:10:14
- Repels the gaze — Brennan: he repels the chilliness thinking of his son in the Baba Yaga's cottage with his husband; 'our plan is to not believe in that and believe that the power is within us' NA E20·00:11:04 NA E20·00:11:25
- Cutting Words on Cinderella — Cinderella rolls to escape against DC 15; 'Cutting Words.' NA E20·00:12:35 NA E20·00:12:56
- Holding concentration — A concentration check: with a d4, '16'; Brennan: he has held concentration for two rounds on the ink; held through three rounds as Brennan explains the stakes NA E20·00:48:26 NA E20·00:48:28 NA E20·00:48:30 NA E20·01:13:01
- Cure Wounds on Scheherazade — '5, 10, 15, baby. With the four, 19.' and a readied Telekinetic Shove as a bonus action; later 'I cast a Cure Wounds on myself.' and a Bardic for the werewolf NA E20·00:49:43 NA E20·00:49:50 NA E20·00:50:02 NA E20·01:14:47 NA E20·01:14:52
- Silvery Barbs on the Blue Fairy — The Blue Fairy fires twice on his bookcase and hits twice: 'Silvery Barbs.' and he gives the advantage to Pinocchio NA E20·00:53:50 NA E20·00:54:03 NA E20·00:54:29
- Insight on who to invite — An Insight check with advantage: 'That's a 19.'; Brennan: one creature is left that he could invite NA E20·01:23:44 NA E20·01:23:50 NA E20·01:24:01
- Touches the ink — 'Can I reach up and see if I can touch the ink?' Brennan: it feels like he could write his own destiny with this; 'Once upon a time, the sun rose again and a new day started, and everyone had a pen.' NA E20·01:41:40 NA E20·01:41:49 NA E20·01:42:10
- Releases the spell — Brennan: 'You have the help action. You have the bardic.' and effectively seven rolls as he unleashes the spell to rewrite the fate of all stories and banish the Gander from the corruption of his beating wings NA E20·01:54:22 NA E20·01:54:24 NA E20·01:57:12
- A page of a true book — Brennan: the knife with true ink strikes the Baba Yaga's hand, 'the page that you gifted her, one page of a blank book, of a true book.' and asks what he begins to see as the ink spreads; Scheherazade gives all her power to him NA E20·02:01:05
- Real work starts — 'We both know how to write stories, and I think now the real work starts, because people don't have a 'The End' that they know they're going to.'; 'I'll see you hopefully down there.' NA E20·02:07:09 NA E20·02:07:43
- Epilogue: the guy in Hapley — Ally: 'Mother Goose is at home with Henry.' He is 'the guy in Hapley who is always sitting outside in the shade, and people can come and sit and ask him questions', helping people talk through what is going on with them; Brennan: instead of being fated to be the naughty boy, Jack, lightning fast, works as a messenger and one day says he traded the milk white cow for 'something even better' NA E20·02:19:24 NA E20·02:20:21 NA E20·02:20:56
- Epilogue: the Gander — Jack has traded the milk white cow for the Gander, a beautiful, enormous, jet black Gander in a lovely red bonnet who wishes to wander with Timothy ('I think my first wish is that I would wish to wander with you.'); Timothy: 'Cool, yeah, you're welcome here, always.'; Ally: 'Henry builds an ADU on our property, and the Gander lives there.' Brennan: 'Freed from its own destiny, you see the Gander shakes off the will of its Author and chooses instead to fly through the lands of fairy tale bearing a very wise witch on his back.' NA E20·02:21:14 NA E20·02:21:39 NA E20·02:21:56 NA E20·02:22:01 NA E20·02:22:09
- Epilogue: travelling with Henry and Jack — Henry comes too: 'We usually travel together.' To Jack: 'having an honest parent is better than me just saying they're always good... and I love you both times'; Jack: 'I love you both times too, Dad. Now, there's a guy who has beans that I've heard about!'; Timothy: 'Okay, we're going to go over a budget.' NA E20·02:22:33 NA E20·02:22:37 NA E20·02:22:57 NA E20·02:23:12 NA E20·02:23:22
Spells
- Healing Word — 'Can I cast a really quick Healing Word?' on Ylfa: 'So that's a good nine.' NA E2·00:06:06 NA E2·00:06:14
- Silvery Barbs — Casts Silvery Barbs as a reaction against a parchment hand; in NA_01 he asked to cast it but Brennan offered an Intimidation check instead NA E2·00:48:09
- Message — Held action: Message in the Godmother's ear NA E3·01:06:43 NA E3·01:06:55
- Lesser Restoration — Goes for Cure Wounds on Pib; Brennan lets a first-level slot cast a second-level spell and Old King Cole's rhyme gives him Lesser Restoration always prepared NA E5·01:41:59 NA E5·01:42:08 NA E5·01:42:19
- Vicious Mockery — Casts Vicious Mockery on Miss Muffet ('I'm very disappointed in your behavior right now'); in NA_03 he wanted to cast it but had used his action to hide NA E6·00:58:49
- Expeditious Retreat — Bonus action Expeditious Retreat on himself NA E6·00:11:32
- Shatter — Casts Shatter in a 10-foot radius sphere: 18 damage, nine each; later a second Shatter with his last second-level slot NA E6·00:34:09 NA E6·00:35:02 NA E6·01:15:39
- Jump — Casts Jump on himself and jumps to the top of a tree NA E7·01:17:30
- Enhance Ability — Casts Enhance Ability on Pinocchio for advantage on Charisma saving throws NA E9·00:38:39
- Bless (said) — 'I have Bless now.' NA E9·02:24:04
- Heat Metal — Casts Heat Metal on the copper NA E10·00:59:26
- Knock — 'I got Knock from the book, I think.' NA E10·00:59:55
- Misty Step — Misty Steps from one spot to another after a bonus action Healing Word NA E10·01:55:41
- Cure Wounds — A third-level Cure Wounds on the Wolf NA E11·00:16:53
- Prestidigitation — Prestidigitation to light a few candles NA E11·00:18:24
- Legend Lore — Casts Legend Lore on the Giant Killer, a version of his son: Brennan: 'you start looking at that and you see the face of your son.' NA E11·00:33:19 NA E11·00:33:21
- Bless — 'I throw a Cure Wounds and a Bless.' NA E12·00:50:32
- Spider Climb — 'It's part of the book, I think.' NA E15·01:29:57
- Feather Fall — 'Up to five falling creatures within range. It's a reaction' NA E15·01:30:20
- Counterspell — Casts Counterspell on a 5th-level Hold Monster aimed at Rosamund and rolls a five against the 15 (needing 11): the spell is not countered NA E16·01:03:50 NA E16·01:04:07 NA E16·01:04:15
- Counterspell on the Polymorph — Counterspell on a wizard's spell aimed at the Golden Goose: a nat 20 against a 14 NA E16·01:24:50 NA E16·01:25:00
- Nondetection — Casts Nondetection on the Goose, hidden from divination for eight hours NA E17·01:18:41
- Dimension Door — 'I am going to Dimension Door.' NA E19·01:03:10
- Counterspell on Sleep — Counterspells a Sleep spell coming at him NA E19·01:17:30 NA E19·01:17:35
- Mage Hand — Brennan: 'You have Mage Hand as a cantrip, which is an action' NA E20·00:10:01
Items
- Broom — A broom that he has sharpened at the end, 'that's my whole weapon' NA E1·01:07:03
- The book — A big leather-bound, gilded book that absorbs what is written unless it matters; the second wish ('something to bring my son back') gave it to him; the only word that has stuck is 'shoe' NA E1·01:03:50 NA E1·01:21:31 NA E1·01:21:40
- The golden tear on the book — A golden tear from the Goose drops onto his book and it becomes a magical object that will grant him extra spells known NA E4·02:18:08
- Glass shard — Puts the glass shard in the book NA E5·00:59:19
- Scarf — Wraps his scarf around Pib in the rain NA E5·01:41:49
- Gold coins — Presses a gold coin into the innkeeper's hand NA E11·01:42:44
- Hand mirror — Hands Pinocchio a hand mirror: 'Get to know yourself.' NA E12·00:36:23
- Book stolen — The book is found missing: 'They stole our fucking book!' NA E15·01:55:14 NA E15·01:55:35
- Book recovered — The Golden Goose's wish gets the book back and the Gander devours her; the book falls and Timothy grabs it ('I grab the book and-') and writes with the feather; later tells Scheherazade 'I have my book back.' NA E17·01:25:18 NA E17·01:25:26 NA E17·01:25:28 NA E17·01:26:33 NA E17·01:33:30
- Page for the Baba Yaga — Offers the Baba Yaga a full page of the book NA E18·01:37:03
- Red cloak, marionette handle and boots — Pulls a red cloak, a marionette handle and a pair of boots out of the garden; each, touched to the book, adds an illustration NA E18·01:28:44 NA E18·01:29:59
By episode
NA E1: The Times of Shadow
- Caretaker in his village, graying and slumped, bumbling but trying hard; carries a big book that absorbs what is written unless it matters — 01:03:50
- Weapon: a broom with a sharpened end; "I'm kind of a medieval gay prepper." — 01:06:57, 01:07:03
- Husband Henry; son Jack dead; the goose granted wishes; the book was the second wish — 01:19:56, 01:21:40
- Wisdom save 22; sees "it" in the shadows of the wagon right behind Bandlebridge (not named) and curses aloud; afterwards says "I saw it again" and that it spoke and honked "a little bit of both" — 01:18:27, 01:18:44, 01:19:09, 01:19:16
- Insight dirty 20 while writing; the candlestick nursery rhyme drives off the gander — 01:24:14, 01:25:56
- Persuasion 19 on Bandlebridge; Insight 19 — 01:13:06, 01:14:05
- Intimidation 19 at advantage against Bandlebridge — 01:37:44
- Writes "boil" in the book at Ylfa's suggestion — 02:01:34
"I write things in it, and the book absorbs it if it doesn't mean anything, but words stick, and now the only word that has stuck has been the word shoe" — 01:03:50
NA E2: Mirror, Mirror
- Healing Word on Ylfa (nine); says he is "a writer as well" — 00:06:14, 00:06:43
- Insight on Cole 17: a strange familiarity with a man he has not met — 00:08:45, 00:08:50
- Perception 23 (DC 15): hears fiddle music from his book — 00:16:38, 00:16:41
- Writes the rhyme with Cole; Arcana 21 shows the "O" already illuminated; chooses to let the spell finish — 00:20:04, 00:20:32, 00:21:38
- Persuasion with disadvantage, total 6 ("It's a two persuade... Oh, six."), then 14 — 00:23:28, 00:26:05
- Slams the book shut on Ylfa's hand; later says "I give it to you" when Gerard asks for it — 00:36:47, 00:39:34
- Explains the book "was given to me because it's a tool to fight the bad" and he does not know how it works; says the last time this happened "it was about my son, but he was already dead" — 00:32:42
- Slips and calls Ylfa "Jack" while comforting her: "Jack, you're a good kid." — 00:38:15
- Casts Silvery Barbs when a parchment hand grabs for his throat; he dodges and closes the book — 00:48:09, 00:48:33
- Shows a broken candle with the wick holding it, collects falling wax — 01:09:26, 01:12:12
- Arcana 23 finds a page with Cole dancing on a table and Timothy's son on the table over a candlestick, both happy — 01:31:42, 01:32:40
- Considers writing Gerard into the book, then says "No, no, we need you." — 01:31:00, 01:32:44
- Perception 19 on the scroll names Cressida Lumley, aged 117 — 01:35:17, 01:35:21
- Makes a wig from Ylfa's pigtails, a short bob — 01:37:59
- Gives Ylfa Bardic Inspiration (six-sided die) three times — 01:42:57, 02:01:56, 02:12:57
- Wants to cast Sleep but says it "would never reach her, and that's kinda the only thing I can offer to a fight" — 02:25:52, 02:32:45
"I don't know what happened." — 00:23:36
"I wanna cast Sleep." — 02:25:52
NA E3: No Place For a Prince or Princess
- "Holding my broom"; says he is afraid; runs up the hill to hide (Stealth 7, by his own count), his noise attracts constructs; cannot cast Vicious Mockery because the action was used — 00:16:27, 00:24:58, 00:25:18, 00:25:35, 00:26:08
- Weighs Sleep against his two healing spell slots — 00:24:45
- Holds an action to cast Message; in the Godmother's ear: "sister, they've gathered the mice and they're attacking! Get low!" (Deception 16 with plus four); she drops five feet — 00:54:55, 01:06:43, 01:06:55, 01:07:06, 01:07:15
- Disengages 30 feet and casts Healing Word on Ylfa for six (2 plus 4) — 01:11:13, 01:11:29
- Healing Word on Gerard for seven; Acrobatics 10 to get to the bottom of the hill; then decides not to risk the opportunity attack needed to reach the mule, because Brennan says it would negate the Healing Word ("Then never mind", 01:31:08); says he has only cantrips left — 01:29:53, 01:30:20, 01:31:06, 01:32:25
- Tells Ylfa "I got your back, girlie!" — 01:35:09
- Hit for seven and eight by two construct attacks (anvil head's hammer, then the drawer) and drops; death saves: 3, 12, 12, 16, 5, 12 (stabilized) — 01:44:54, 01:48:04, 01:59:57, 02:01:06, 02:05:19, 02:09:48, 02:10:20
- Last vision: Timothy thinks of his last fight with his husband after his son had died (the husband said to get rid of the book or give it away); the Gander honks; "Granted"; bites his finger off; Charisma save failed — 02:12:18, 02:13:30, 02:13:55, 02:12:04
"sister, they've gathered the mice and they're attacking! Get low!" — 01:06:55
"I got my third wish right here." — 02:13:44
NA E4: Once Upon a Time
- Wakes flying on the back of a golden goose over Pottingham and neighboring villages; asks "Is it the gander?"; it is not — 02:03:59, 02:04:36, 02:04:39
- Asks "Who are you?" three times of the goose — 02:04:52, 02:05:06, 02:05:09
- Has the book by his side with Old King Cole and Jack Be Nimble and the word shoe still in it — 02:05:46, 02:05:57
- Says his first meeting with the Gander: "this is the cutest thing I've ever seen, and then he bit my thigh really hard" — 02:06:52
- Asks whether providing for King Cole and Jack in the book is good; asks about more books; asks "Can I ever go in the book?" — 02:09:46, 02:10:12, 02:13:10
- Asks "Can't I just swap them?" (Jack) and decides "No." — 02:11:29, 02:11:33
- Asks which of Jack's stories he is going to; hears Jack killed a giant; says he is "still proud" — 02:13:19, 02:14:49, 02:15:10
- Calls the book a waiting room — 02:17:53
- Asks if he can invite the Goose in during the times of shadow; "Unfortunately, no." — 02:17:59, 02:18:07
- Asks about his husband; hugs the Goose and cries — 02:18:28, 02:19:33
- Wakes at a desk in his house; smoke through the window; husband Henry at the door; two sets of memories — 02:19:53
- Frame card: level 3 — 02:21:18
"Honestly, I'm still proud, sorry." — 02:15:10
"It's just a waiting room. It's not the solution." — 02:17:53
"Darling? Is everything all right?" — 02:21:45
NA E5: Down Came the Rain
- Arrives with a grocery basket of apples because he told his partner he was going to the store — 00:19:07
- Says he kept the book "even in the afterlife" — 00:20:31
- Says to Pinocchio there is a difference between privacy and secrecy — 00:25:01
- Needs to go see his husband "in three minutes and 45 seconds", says they are "a few towns over" — 00:25:28, 00:25:34
- Describes his afterlife: "I flew on a very soft goose over a perfect world." — 00:36:29
- Writes the Dish's story: Investigation 15, then Arcana 9 on feeling the book — 00:42:55, 00:44:50
- Opens the book, puts the shard in it; Insight 19 on the Cinderella pages: Brennan says the parts of Cinderella's story she shared with Rosamund after "happily ever after" took a very sinister turn, the book still has the stepmother carving the toes and heel off the stepsisters, and the text stops after "happily ever after" (01:01:01, 01:01:32); Stealth total 20 (not a natural) for drawing spiders as a warning — 00:59:19, 01:00:58, 01:15:58
- Writes "Hello there" to the mystery writer and answers "My name is Mother Goose." — 01:03:59, 01:04:42
- Medicine crit on Gerard (said "crit"); Bardic Inspiration on Ylfa — 01:21:47, 01:23:20
- History or Arcana 18: Senator was King Cole's ram and Jubilee does not exist in this world; pulls a silvery ram out of the book — 01:33:02, 01:33:07, 01:34:27
- Goes for Cure Wounds on Pib; Brennan lets a first-level slot cast a second-level spell, Lesser Restoration, and Old King Cole's rhyme gives him Lesser Restoration always prepared — 01:41:59, 01:42:08, 01:42:19
- Writes "Did you pass through dark tunnels?" and, at Gerard's request, asks about a golden sphere; casts Message to Gerard — 01:56:44, 01:57:31, 01:58:03
- Tells the Gander "I met your incredible sister." — 01:58:32
- Takes his shoes and socks off on the web — 02:05:35
"I thought this was like five, 10 minutes." — 00:19:41
"I have to go, but I'm going to work on a way to help you." — 01:12:58
NA E6: The Curdled Web
- Casts Expeditious Retreat on himself (bonus action), crosses the web (Acrobatics 16 vs DC 10), dashes, gives Gerard Help — 00:11:32, 00:11:42, 00:13:55, 00:14:00
- His book flies open to the rhyme of his son; Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick; Jack leaps out in golden ink and light and lends spryness — 00:12:19
- Falls prone and restrained on an adhesive patch; decides to stay stuck and cast spells — 00:25:41, 00:33:43
- Shatter (10-foot sphere, Constitution save, 18 damage, nine each) kills the spider next to Muffet and passes nine damage to her — 00:34:09, 00:34:40, 00:34:59
- Perception 22 on the book; writes "curds and whey" and the book accepts — 00:35:33, 00:35:35
- Silvery Barbs as a reaction on the spider that hit Ylfa and on the spider attacking Gerard — 00:41:51, 01:01:07
- Vicious Mockery speech (see quote) fails; Healing Word 8 on Ylfa, once at 00:59:34 and again at 01:27:01 — 00:58:49
- Uses a final second-level slot for a second Shatter (16), writes "silver spoon" and "curds and whey" and Tuffeton — 01:15:39, 01:16:16, 01:16:37
- Strength check 5 to rise from the web fails — 01:26:50
- Writes Muffet's spider into the book; talks with Muffet about whether to touch the book — 01:32:28, 01:33:17
- Offers Muffet a string for cat's cradle; Ylfa shreds it — 01:33:38, 01:33:51
"You got it, Dad." — 00:13:07
"I just saw my son." — 00:14:09
"young girl, I don't know what's happened to you, but we're going to figure it out. But in the meantime, I'm very disappointed in your behavior right now." — 00:58:40
"We're people who are also in this scary time, but we believe that it doesn't always have to be so scary." — 01:35:40
NA E7: Trouble in Tuffeton
- Offers Itsy Bitsy a place in the book, then keeps him by his side — 00:17:42, 00:22:22
- Consoles Muffet; Persuasion/Performance 10 — 00:31:05, 00:32:25
- Reads Scheherazade's writing; answers "Let's do it!"; passes the news to Gerard with Message — 00:47:16, 00:50:21, 00:49:25
- Records a carefree Pinocchio story and the ink is swallowed — 00:57:35, 00:57:44
- Talks to Muffet's spoon and offers it a page — 00:53:04, 00:53:26
- Steps out the back "for a cigarette" to draw the creatures, Stealth 6, casts Jump on himself into a tree — 01:10:36, 01:12:30, 01:17:30
- Shoves Rosamund into a closet, deciding not to look when the candle goes out — 01:30:05, 01:38:44
- Mentions his son Jack and his husband — 00:20:15, 00:52:40
"You are not allowed into this book." — 00:21:52
"What is life if not learning to be comfortable in your own skin?" — 00:31:05
"I don't look." — 01:38:44
"My beautiful husband, ah." — 00:52:40
NA E8: The Lines Between
- Delighted by the sailors; says he misses his husband — 00:05:57, 00:06:14
- Introduces himself to Aesop and Key; asks if the Neverafter is the most corrupted — 00:14:01, 00:25:15
- Insight 20 (not natural) on Aesop — 00:23:21
- Tries to tip Key and Legend; Key returns the coin — 00:42:27, 00:44:33
- Climbs the Tower of Tales steps invisible with Scheherazade; Investigation natural 20 helped by Scheherazade; Wisdom save 7 raw, bardic die thrown, "13" and "12" then said; Wisdom fails — 00:47:39, 01:02:19, 01:05:18
- Feels himself and everything he cares about as ink on someone's paper; saved by Ylfa's shout and Scheherazade's Dispel Magic — 01:05:36, 01:08:16, 01:09:31
- Insight 23; tells Key "It doesn't matter if we're not real." — 01:25:53, 01:26:30
- Describes the inkwell to the staff — 01:28:12
- Worries that bad things happen to good people because it is a good story — 01:33:17
- Puts himself between Aesop and Pinocchio — 01:46:25, 01:46:30
- Sends Pib a Message about the library room — 01:27:40, 01:27:44
"Are we by far the most corrupted by times of shadow, the Neverafter?" — 00:25:15
"Deeper into the ink at the center of the shrine." — 01:04:43
"or I was seen by something in the ink." — 01:28:12
"From man to man, you need to chill." — 01:46:30
NA E9: Origins
- Insight 23 on Geppetto; sees the regret — 00:26:03, 00:26:10
- Casts Enhance Ability on Pinocchio (advantage on Charisma saves) with his foot in the doorway — 00:38:30, 00:38:39
- Tests Turquina by saying "We watched Cinderella kill your sister"; Ally calls it "that huge lie" and Brennan says she does not react as to a lie — 00:41:36, 00:41:45, 00:41:49
- Asks Turquina how she knew the party had seen the Authors; says "They're on the other side of that keyhole, they don't care about us." — 00:44:19, 00:46:39
- Insight 13 (Zac says the other roll was a nine) when Pib says to use the fairies' magic — 01:08:39
- Sees the fairy eye his book — 01:09:04
- The Gander says it waits for his third wish; Brennan says Tim emaciates and is one wish away — 01:48:39, 01:48:59
- Book absorbs information from The Lines Between; may cast Legend Lore once per day — 02:11:30, 02:12:15
- History 14; Arcana with advantage 14; group Stealth 12 raised to 19 with a luck point; Constitution save 12 — 02:10:43, 02:15:36, 02:22:36, 02:23:32
- Proposes putting the evil into the book — 02:14:54
- Sings a Song of Rest; casts Bless (new) — 02:13:02, 02:24:04
"this young boy needs to have an honest conversation with you." — 00:38:33
"You're clearly hurting. We're getting close to solving this." — 01:48:28
"do you think we could put the evil stuff in the book and try to suck that out of our world" — 02:14:54
NA E10: The Baron of Bricks
- Insight 24 on the pigs, helped Investigation 24 and a natural 20 Investigation spotting the copper wires — 00:19:13, 00:33:42, 00:34:36
- Takes out the book at the table; his luck check is 16 and he opens only blank pages — 00:38:35, 00:41:17, 00:41:21
- Casts Heat Metal on the copper and Knock on the vault door — 00:59:26, 01:00:07
- In the fight casts Healing Word on the Wolf, is hit for 13, then felled by a spoon hit for 31 (had 28), makes death saves 9 (failure), then 16 and 18 with advantage — 01:07:41, 01:09:36, 01:29:21, 01:29:28, 01:39:44, 01:50:15
- Later heals Gerard with Healing Word for 8, Misty Steps and helps Pinocchio — 01:55:24, 01:55:34, 01:55:41
"you do notice in the mortar of the bricks are these fine, fine little copper wires." — 00:34:37
"slam my hand on the door and cause it to-" — 01:00:00
NA E11: Big and Bad
- Casts third-level Cure Wounds on the Wolf; Prestidigitation; Message (to the Wolf); Enhance Ability; Legend Lore twice; plays the ukulele — 00:16:53, 00:18:24, 01:01:01, 01:19:50, 00:33:21, 01:11:53, 00:54:16
- Investigation 27 finds the fairies' missives; Legend Lore shows his son Jack as the Giant Killer — 00:27:52, 00:33:23
- Asks the Gander's shadow about the Baba Yaga and learns the Gander seems to owe her (his own guess) — 00:58:39, 01:02:02
- Explains he dies at his third wish and that his son turned to bones at his last wish — 01:08:40, 01:08:51
- Pays the innkeeper two gold coins — 01:42:44, 01:43:16
"In a hidden compartment in the desk." — 00:27:52
"I'd never fucking heal this Gander." — 01:01:02
"I just die when I make my third wish." — 01:08:46
NA E12: A Warm Heart and a Tombstone
- Casts Expeditious Retreat on himself; gives Rosamund whiskey; Prestidigitation (blush on Gerard); Cure Wounds and Bless on Gerard — 00:06:53, 00:09:36, 00:32:04, 00:50:32
- Hands Pinocchio a hand mirror to "get to know yourself" — 00:36:23, 00:36:32
- Summons Snow White's story in his main book and reads it there "plain as day" — 00:41:49, 00:41:53
- Tells Snow White how he got the book: "I held my dead son's bones, and then I asked a duck for power." — 00:47:44
- Recounts his two wishes and declines to give the book into Snow White's care — 00:55:27, 00:57:05
- Offers a Help action on Snow White's Arcana check by saying "We'd all really love to know" too close to her — 00:38:21, 00:38:27
- Casts Message on Mira and tells her his powers came from the Gander through a wish — 01:40:14, 01:40:38
- Cuts Candlewick's hair (Performance 8, die 3); holds his book to Candlewick (15) — 01:32:08, 01:32:24, 01:34:04
- Investigation 21 on Toy Island; Perception 26 at the dock — 01:11:45, 01:38:04
- Fails the Dexterity save on landing (9) — 01:03:16
"I made two wishes in a row" — 00:55:27
"I got my powers from the Gander, through a wish." — 01:40:38
NA E13: Terror on Toy Island
- Level 5 Bard per the card; STR 11, DEX 14, CON 19, INT 14, WIS 17, CHA 19, AC 13 — 01:04:01
- Blesses three allies, hands out Bardic Inspiration to Pinocchio, runs to the others calling out in fear — 00:22:00, 00:22:16, 00:22:43
- Casts Silvery Barbs when Pib's Constitution save is about to go wrong; after missing out on a daddy-meter reading, jokes that she will spend a luck point — 00:50:26, 00:50:39, 00:36:38, 00:36:41
- Carries Pib forward; gives Pib Bardic Inspiration (not Expeditious Retreat, both being bonus actions) — 01:03:25, 01:05:09, 01:05:49, 01:06:03
- Mother Goose's Perception 11 (a roll of 2 plus 9) to see the Dogfish through the water; casts Silvery Barbs at Dogfish's save, gives advantage to Gerard — 01:18:22, 01:19:02, 01:20:54, 01:21:06
- Mother Goose's reaching with storybook magic shapes the strand into a fishing pole — 01:21:07
- Athletics 12 (DC 5) to reach Mira; casts Healing Word on Rosamund (6 points, with +4); tackles Mira out of the Dogfish's way — 01:33:19, 01:33:23, 01:34:04, 01:34:43, 01:34:45, 01:35:22
- Asks the Sea Witch whether they can get in her boat (with a stumble over who is where) — 01:54:02
"I'm so fucking scared!" — 00:22:48
"I'm coming for you, kitty!" — 00:23:03
"I've got your back, chop chop." — 01:04:32
NA E14: Daughters of the Crown
- Wisdom save roll of 1 ("technically a crit") after Alba mentions how bad things get; Brennan then shows a vision of Alba living every version of her story at once — 00:19:16, 00:19:24, 00:19:36
- After the vision, struggles: "It's just so hard to be you!" — Alba takes this as "weirdly affirming" — 00:21:36, 00:21:44
- Introduces himself to Alba: "My name is Timothy Goose." — 00:15:09
- Tells Alba the party is not on the fairy side: "we're really not on that side of the coin" — 00:15:35
- Gives Gerard a Bardic Inspiration and a shoulder squeeze — 00:43:15
- Dirty 20 Arcana (with advantage) in the Snow Queen's library: finds scraps of otherworldly parchment and an illustration of an inkwell; Brennan frames the book-plus-ink power as what "the great witch, the Snow Queen, supposed", not a nat 20 result — 01:18:02, 01:19:37, 01:21:35
- Imagines using the book to master the stories and write the Authors to be good to their characters — 01:23:24
- Deception: rolls 16, rerolls with a luck point for a 24 Deception when claiming the ink's entrance is at the bottom of the ocean — 01:28:06, 01:28:12, 01:28:18
- Hears "a psychotic break just looking through the keyhole" — says he suffered it looking at the ink through a keyhole — 01:25:03
"you are Twice Upon a Time. You have two sets of memories." — 00:19:36
"it is the shuddering, thundering horror of, it can be whatever I say." — 01:21:44
NA E15: Leap of Faith
- Makes dinner in the kitchen; the hair cooks beside him — 00:12:21-00:13:15, 00:59:54
- Persuasion 14 with Rapunzel; she starts helping — 01:00:58, 01:01:03
- Tests Rapunzel with dirt in the shortbread; decides after the milk episode: "I mentally kind of take her off the list of people with the big plan." — 01:02:04, 01:05:00
- Takes Rapunzel's hug: "There's a brief moment where adrenaline shoots through my body" — 01:09:14
- Messages everyone "D fucking W" and Rapunzel, on leaving: "We're leaving in a rush." — 01:09:35, 01:43:49
- Counterspell, likely cast by Mother Goose (Lou says the word, Ally answers "Yes, yes!"); Brennan: "No roll necessary, it's a 2nd-level spell"; the target is not stated — 01:28:19-01:28:22
- Spider Climb is Mother Goose's, "part of the book, I think" — 01:29:57
- Feather Fall: "Up to five falling creatures within range. It's a reaction" — 01:30:20
- Book discovered blank while resting; "They stole our fucking book!" — 01:55:14, 01:55:35
- Brennan on the blank book: "It was your passive Perception" (Siobhan: Tim has a 19 passive Perception) — 01:56:12, 01:56:17
- Although the book is gone, Brennan: "You can cast your spells. Not your extra book spells, but you're still a witch." — 01:57:19
- Gander calls him "Tim" and asks "Feel like making something, Tim? Anything you want?" — 02:02:56
- Does not want to meet the Jack who does not know him: "I don't know if I want to meet the Jack that doesn't even know I'm his father." — 02:11:52
- Throws the shampoo book off the cloud — 02:14:08
NA E16: In the Land of Giants
- Finds Jack, his son in another world: climbs up (Athletics DC 10), Persuasion 19, Misty Step 30 feet — 00:14:48, 00:15:12, 00:15:31
- Second Persuasion is "a nat one", and Jack comes to him; "I'm just standing there with my broom." — 00:16:54, 00:17:27, 00:17:36
- Hit by Jack for 22, 10, 12 and misses on the third legendary action; tells him "I'm not just any giant. I'm your giant daddy." — 00:33:18, 00:40:43, 00:42:23, 00:46:09, 00:33:37
- Wisdom save 17 as he talks to Jack without the book (Brennan: "the book with the son from your world still in it, Jack Be Nimble"); thinks of his husband and moves forward — 00:42:57, 00:43:02, 00:44:12
- Sees Henry reflected in Jack's eyes and yells "my husband might be here!" — 00:44:45, 00:45:57
- Shatter at third level (4d8, 16 damage; DC 15): four bird rangers die — 00:45:14, 00:45:29, 00:45:40
- Counterspell on a Hold Monster aimed at Rosamund: roll five, spell fails; Counterspell on Polymorph against the Goose: nat 20 — 01:04:15, 01:24:50, 01:25:00
- Healing Word on himself, Disengage, runs up the hillside to a tent, yells to the prisoners — 01:11:13, 01:11:35, 01:12:01
- Persuasion 15 and Insight 11 with Jack ("I'm very impressed by you in this world") — 01:40:54, 01:41:03, 01:41:16
- Frees Tom Thumb and Thumbelina (Athletics DC 5) and gives a Bardic Inspiration to Pinocchio — 01:29:14, 01:29:52
- Long speech to Jack about worlds, the golden egg and the Gander's curse — 01:46:49
- Insight with Jack is a nat one; spends a Luck point and gets a two (Murph asks, Ally nods): "You rolled a one and a two?" — 01:47:43, 01:48:13
- Offered the "third such thing"; the offer is a third wish, which Brennan says means death and the Gander's presence; he declines and retreats — 01:48:48, 01:49:58, 01:50:00, 01:50:07
- Table remark afterwards: "I critically failed twice" — 01:57:38
- As Alphonse sprints off, Ally: "I'm going to give him a bardic." (a Bardic Inspiration) — 02:00:28
- Accepts Rosamund's offer of a hug at the top of the beanstalk ("Yes, please.") and he cries "Henry!" when the basket opens — 02:01:05, 02:01:50
"In another world, I was your dad." — 00:15:28
"No, you're my size in another world. Maybe I'm your size in this world. I don't know where I am." — 00:17:52
"I stepped in to save you in my world, and the Gander cursed me." — 01:46:49
"I'm a breath away from dying, and I'm running away from it constantly, but I did that for you because I love you." — 01:46:49
NA E17: The Last Wish
- Reunited with Henry; holds him "like a baby", they compare deaths and the "world where we had a son" — 00:05:30, 00:06:22, 00:06:27
- Tells Henry everything: Jack, the original golden egg, three wishes, the book — 00:13:45
- Tells the Goose how the book was gained: "I accidentally used two out of three wishes to get it from the Gander, and he kind of periodically whispers in my ear that I'm going to mess up and make my third wish and drop dead immediately." — 00:26:09
- Pets the Goose, makes a cortado attempt (a nat 20 needed; fails) — 00:25:06, 00:25:14, 00:25:18
- Insight at bed: a nat one, Luck point, 21 — 00:33:25, 00:33:50
- Hears a voice crying "Dad!" at a cutback as he sleeps (whose voice is not said); feels the Gander's wings and the curse — 00:33:41
- Tells the Goose "We found the Wolf, actually, in this world." — 00:19:59
- Casts Nondetection on the Goose (eight hours hidden from divination) — 01:18:41
- On the Goose's wish, her forehead pressed to his: sees the stories in which Mother Goose is the Goose — 01:24:31, 01:24:48
- Grabs the book as the Goose falls — 01:26:33
- Writes with the feather: Arcana (advantage and Guidance, total 25), writes of the sleepover, "Goose" and "Gander" stick; sends a message to Scheherazade (DM's roll 16); Legend Lore; Insight with advantage 25 — 01:27:28, 01:28:20, 01:30:13, 01:33:30, 01:35:17, 01:40:18
- Puts Tomas into the book, "that feels so rude!" — 01:39:32
- Gives Pib the help action and a Bardic die at the door, and Bless on the roll — 01:50:03, 01:52:19
- Cries with Henry over the Goose: "She was so brave." — 01:43:04
"No, I traveled from that world to this world through dying, but how did you get here? Did you die?" — 00:06:40
"Do not trust Snow White. This book was stolen from me for a bit of time." — 01:33:35
NA E18: The Trials of Baba Yaga
- Holds up the book to tell the Baba Yaga the Goose sacrificed herself so they could get it back — 00:09:22
- Tells her Rapunzel took it "through a tight hug" — 00:09:43
- In fear tells the Baba Yaga he saw the Authors, "I just felt so empty, realizing that I was a story" — 00:12:11, 00:12:29
- Tells her he looks up to her; encourages Henry — 00:05:55, 00:06:21
- Casts Bless, saying "I give you three Bless" while pointing to Siobhan, Murph and Emily and excluding Lou ("You're staying here") — 00:27:15, 00:27:23; Bardic Inspiration on Ylfa — 00:26:18
- Nature check nat 20 in the garden; pulls out a red cloak, a marionette handle and a pair of boots, each of which, touched to the book, adds an illustration — 01:27:48, 01:28:44, 01:29:41, 01:30:18
- Gives Bardic Inspiration to the illustration of Pib, unsure it works — 01:30:55
- Writes Mother Goose, the rhyme, and keeps it all but "the fact that he tried to get more and more gold eggs" — 01:31:54, 01:33:17, 01:33:26
- Sees Jack's three wishes in the Gander's prompting and cries out for him — 01:35:34, 01:36:13
- Offers the Baba Yaga a full page of the book; Perception 13 does not tell whether it was blank — 01:37:03, 01:38:04, 01:38:17
- Writes the Stepmother's name in the book; writes to Scheherazade and gets no response (Brennan's roll 12) — 02:01:55, 02:04:20
- Meets Jack: "There's nothing you could do to make us not love you." — 02:00:27
- Perception nat 20 on arrival; heals Jack; casts Counterspell at the Canonade (the player calls it as the scene ends) — 02:06:55, 02:05:46, 02:10:22
"I'm trying to show that I'm brave!" — 00:12:15
"I give the little picture of Pib bardic." — 01:30:55
"I do fear that if I don't write my own story, it will start writing itself." — 01:31:32
"But he's such a good kid!" — 01:36:13
NA E19: The Ending of All Things (Part 1)
- Insight 26 (19 plus 7) on the scene: hears of Scheherazade as reasonable and rushed by the princesses — 00:06:56, 00:07:14
- Casts a third-level Bless on everyone but himself; Insight 16 on Cinderella; Bardic Inspiration to Ylfa — 00:15:47, 00:16:24, 00:17:56
- Book hidden in his cloak by Nondetection; calls out that the princesses have his book: Deception nat 1 — 00:18:16, 00:18:24, 00:18:34
- Uses Cutting Words against the Beast's shove on Ylfa (−4) — 00:59:39, 00:59:55
- Dimension Door with Pib, then Telekinetic Shove on Scheherazade (DC 15 Strength save, fails by one), draws her into an embrace; Persuasion 15 ("only a five" added); Arcana 24 — 01:03:10, 01:03:47, 01:04:49, 01:05:18, 01:05:57
- Wounded by Cinderella's invisible spear for 20; tells her he wants to put "a pen in your hand" — 01:08:57
- Counterspells Scheherazade's Sleep (Charisma save 6 against the follow-up) — 01:17:35, 01:17:44
- Healing Word on Pib (12, a bonus action, after Murph's "Could you have Healing Worded Pib?") then Vicious Mockery on Snow White breaks her concentration — 01:40:52, 01:41:03, 01:41:25, 01:42:30
"I know you have my book!" — 00:18:24
"Oh, so sad." — 00:59:44
"You can't give up on them." — 01:04:53
"Everyone is gone except for you. Your party seems to be dropping like flies." — 01:41:30
NA E20: The Ending of All Things (Part 2)
- Throws Healing Word to Rosamund (10), takes Snow White's spot at the ink and begins concentrating; fails a Mage Hand Arcana for cover (7 against DC 15) — 00:09:24, 00:10:14
- Repels the cold gaze by thinking of his son and husband in the Baba Yaga's cottage — 00:11:25
- Cutting Words on Cinderella's escape; Silvery Barbs on the Blue Fairy's second shot, advantage given to Pinocchio — 00:12:56, 00:54:03, 00:54:29
- Concentration check 16 (two rounds held), then held through round five; Brennan sets out the stakes at round three — 00:48:28, 01:13:01
- Cure Wounds 4d8 on Scheherazade (19); readied Telekinetic Shove; later Cure Wounds on himself and a Bardic Inspiration for Ylfa — 00:49:43, 00:50:02, 01:14:47, 01:14:52
- Insight 19 (advantage) on how to get help: the Gander is the only one left to invite — 01:23:50, 01:24:01
- Touches the ink and writes in his book — 01:41:40, 01:42:10
- Releases the spell with five rounds, bardic reroll and help action (seven rolls) — 01:54:24, 01:57:12
- In the spell: Ally describes the ink as communion; at the end he clasps Scheherazade's hands — 02:02:09, 02:06:49
"I've been reunited with my husband and my son, and we're all here, we've worked so hard." — 00:10:49
"our plan is to not believe in that and believe that the power is within us" — 00:11:04
"Once upon a time, the sun rose again and a new day started, and everyone had a pen." — 01:42:10
"We both know how to write stories, and I think now the real work starts" — 02:07:09