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Prince Gerard of Greenleigh
Prince Gerard of Greenleigh, played by Brian Murphy, introduces himself as "a prince who is temporarily in the process of turning back into a frog" NA E1·00:25:41. He is a fighter on a human build whose skin has gone green and slick, with bloodshot human eyes spaced like a frog's NA E1·00:25:54. He tells Rosamund "This situation is all temporary." and says he is married to Princess Elody of Greenleigh, who is missing, and that he wants to find her NA E1·00:26:45 NA E1·00:27:18 NA E1·00:27:31. In a flashback he lies in a bath with his head under the water for ten minutes, his frog traits returning, and the next morning his nose is gone NA E1·00:30:06 NA E1·00:41:00, and he tells the other travellers he was a spoiled prince who was turned into a frog, changed his ways and met his wife, and then turned into a human NA E1·01:31:54.
In Elegy, Gerard recognises the Fairy Godmother as the fairy who turned him into a frog NA E3·00:49:44. She greets him with "It's been a long time, your highness." NA E3·01:38:36 After the rest of the party goes down, he accepts the damage for a try at the glass shard in her chest, rolls an 18, pulls the shard and stabs himself with it; Brennan says the Fairy Godmother is dead, and the party is down NA E3·01:55:12 NA E3·01:57:54 NA E3·01:58:18. He stabilizes for a time and has a last vision in which Elody throws a golden ball NA E3·02:10:31 NA E3·02:11:34. Brennan declares a total party kill NA E3·02:14:08. In the fourth episode he floats among lily pads with a shock of glass in his chest, and a golden-winged fairy with turquoise hair offers to bring him back to life in a world where he can rejoin his companions, asking him to report on Rosamund's contacts and to bring the shard to a moonlit glade NA E4·01:48:16 NA E4·01:49:03 NA E4·01:55:09 NA E4·01:58:06. He wakes in the woods outside Greenleigh, much more froglike, with the shard still in his chest NA E4·02:01:49.
At the Cock & Toad he is now fully a big frog, and Ylfa pulls the shard out of him NA E5·00:16:43 NA E5·00:17:39. He admits the fairy told him to take the shard to a moonlit glade NA E5·00:33:13. In the web of Tuffeton he finds a mirror-bright sword with the word "veritas" on the blade in a skeleton's hand NA E7·00:08:04 NA E7·00:09:08. He sees a frog in its reflection NA E7·00:10:34. He throws it to Pinocchio during the Stepmother's appearance, and in The Lines Between it sings and speaks as the Sword of Truth NA E7·01:35:46 NA E8·01:17:12 NA E8·01:17:44. In the ninth episode he says "I'm a goddamn frog again" NA E9·00:49:34. He throws The Frog Prince over his friends and finds himself in a memory of his years as a frog, where the frog Fred is eaten by a heron, a royal hunter kills the heron, and he drops into death saves NA E9·01:12:27 NA E9·01:16:49 NA E9·01:20:26. A young Princess Elody drops her golden ball in the pond NA E9·01:22:08. When the golden ball is put into Mother Goose's book, the ink of The Frog Prince moves into Gerard NA E9·01:39:53. In the twelfth episode Rosamund tells Snow White "He's her husband", and Gerard says his marriage is in shambles because of the wars and the separation NA E12·00:50:08 NA E12·00:50:18 NA E12·00:50:46.
In the fourteenth episode he apologises to Elody in the Snow Queen's castle NA E14·01:04:36 NA E14·01:07:35. In the fifteenth he sits like a frog in the throne room and brings Elody a four-page note NA E15·00:07:17 NA E15·00:29:47. He tells her the princesses plan to erase stories, and she says it cannot be true NA E15·00:38:04. After Cinderella takes her book and sounds the alarm, Gerard and Rosamund go to warn Elody, are ambushed by spectral dwarves in a hallway, and jump from a window onto an ice slide NA E15·01:29:29 NA E15·01:30:17 NA E15·01:32:15 NA E15·01:36:20 NA E15·01:39:38. In the sixteenth he jumps to the tied Golden Goose and cuts two restraints, and later his Maneuvering Attack lets the Goose fly into the battle NA E16·00:37:31 NA E16·00:40:24 NA E16·01:09:29. In the seventeenth he drinks and confides in Tom Thumb about his marriage, and Tom wakes him early for a workout NA E17·01:03:34 NA E17·01:04:56 NA E17·01:09:46. At the lake in the Baba Yaga's trials Rapunzel's reflection tempts him with doubt about Elody NA E18·00:42:17. He says "I would give you my name, my humanity… for hers, for her name." NA E18·00:44:38 Brennan says he grows enormous, splits out of his armor and swallows the heron, a massive bullfrog with a crown NA E18·00:44:53 NA E18·00:45:59.
In the Canonade Gerard tells Elody "You're going to get a chance to tell your story", and she asks what he would write in his book NA E19·00:49:14 NA E19·00:51:42. Rapunzel's hair pulls him in and she stabs him NA E19·00:56:19 NA E19·00:57:07 NA E19·00:57:32. He then uses Action Surge and swallows Rapunzel, and Brennan says Rapunzel is defeated NA E19·01:36:48 NA E19·01:37:38. In the finale he gives Scheherazade a Goodberry NA E20·00:02:54. He uses Rosamund's book to suck the Fairy Godmother and then the Wicked Fairy into it NA E20·01:05:48 NA E20·01:06:26. The Stepmother's claw takes him down for 48 NA E20·01:33:41. Down after the claw, he fails death saves, and the automatic failure on the next round of Wisdom saves is his third; Murph says "I'm dead", and Brennan says Mira is also gone and that the life leaves the Frog Prince's eyes NA E20·01:39:30 NA E20·01:47:37 NA E20·01:51:49 NA E20·01:51:59 NA E20·01:52:20. Ylfa carries his body as the Big Bad Wolf, and as the story ends Brennan says he gains a sort of consciousness; he gives Elody the Sword of Truth NA E20·02:08:10 NA E20·02:09:21 NA E20·02:12:21. In his epilogue, as Murph tells it, Gerard becomes a handsome prince with all the powers of a frog on the way out of divorce court with his friend and ex-wife Elody NA E20·02:30:20. He works out with Tom Thumb, whose barbell Brennan describes as two thimbles on a sewing needle NA E20·02:31:27. Murph adds that he keeps in contact with everyone NA E20·02:31:41.
Character sheet — Neverafter
Neverafter sheet of Prince Gerard of Greenleigh (played by Brian Murphy). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.
Skills
- Persuasion: +2 NA E19·00:48:49-1 NA E15·00:34:26—
- Survival: +0 NA E18·00:34:04—
Saving throws
- Charisma: -1 NA E14·00:26:16—
Features
- Introduction: the Frog Prince — Was once a frog, then a handsome prince, now turning back into a frog, halfway: a human build, green slick and wet skin, big bloodshot human eyes spaced out like a frog's; says this is temporary NA E1·00:25:54 NA E1·00:27:39
- Marriage to Elody — Says his wife is off, missing, and once he finds her they will sort it out; says that after he changed his ways he met his wife, Princess Elody, they fell in love and he turned into a human NA E1·00:27:18 NA E1·00:27:31 NA E1·01:31:54
- Flashback: the castle bathtub — Remembers his castle bathtub with his head under the water for about ten minutes; a Medicine check of five on himself; wise women of the court have given him tonics for feeling unwell; his tongue misbehaves as he goes for his ointment; the next morning his wife has not come back to their chamber NA E1·00:30:06 NA E1·00:30:56 NA E1·00:32:28 NA E1·00:32:37 NA E1·00:41:00
- The ball and the fly — Charisma save 12 against a fly at dinner; tells Elody he is getting frog stuff back though he should still be a human being NA E1·00:37:29 NA E1·00:38:09
- Asks Cole about Elody — Asks Cole whether he met a princess from Greenleigh who was fighting NA E1·01:59:19
- Touches the book — Says he can break the curse and asks for the book; Constitution 8; his hand turns pink and fingerlike, then Timothy slams the book shut and the hand is slimy and webbed again NA E2·00:39:30 NA E2·00:39:44 NA E2·00:40:16 NA E2·00:41:03
- History: the golden ball — History with advantage, a natural 20: hears gold and remembers an artifact missing from the book that he retrieved for his wife when they were younger NA E2·01:24:04 NA E2·01:24:42
- Sword forms read aloud — Says of course he knows how to fight and reads two forms from his book, Rabbit Rushed Onward and Two Eels for Supper NA E2·01:40:58 NA E2·01:41:05
- A castle guy — Says he is a castle guy and that Rosamund has kept him alive in the forest NA E2·01:42:09
- A few hairs left — Says he still has a few hairs and expects to be handsome again NA E2·01:49:33
- The Godmother's vision — Sees the Fairy Godmother up close and is a little boy in the woods; shouts that she is the one who turned him into a frog NA E3·00:48:31 NA E3·00:49:44
- Failed leap; longbow — Asks to be un-frogged; a leap at the Godmother falls short with a five (a guy in full chain mail); takes out a longbow and shoots, a plus zero to the attack, nine NA E3·01:05:33 NA E3·01:07:34 NA E3·01:08:02 NA E3·01:08:11 NA E3·01:08:31
- Down to the furniture; Healing Word — Hit twice by the animated furniture: nine damage leaves him four hit points, a Constitution save natural 1 costs a level of exhaustion, then 16 damage and Brennan says Gerard drops; asks that his wife be told he did cool stuff and that he be buried as a human; later Mother Goose's Healing Word brings him up with seven hit points NA E3·01:09:59 NA E3·01:10:04 NA E3·01:10:10 NA E3·01:10:15 NA E3·01:10:42 NA E3·01:11:03 NA E3·01:29:53 NA E3·01:31:11
- Second Wind — Uses Second Wind as a bonus action: nine hit points back, which puts him at full NA E3·01:40:07 NA E3·01:40:16
- Pulls the shard — Tries again to take the glass shard; Team extraction; the roll is a natural 18 against a needed 13 and he accepts the damage, 3d10 of rebuke; pulls the shard into his own chest, stabs himself and falls unconscious, which kills the Fairy Godmother; death saves 17, 5, 12 and 11 (three successes) and he stabilizes NA E3·01:55:04 NA E3·01:55:34 NA E3·01:55:54 NA E3·01:56:16 NA E3·01:56:37 NA E3·01:57:54 NA E3·01:58:18 NA E3·02:00:48 NA E3·02:05:07 NA E3·02:09:36 NA E3·02:09:53
- Last vision: Elody — Stabilizes long enough to be crushed by the furniture with the glass in his chest and says this is no place for a prince and a princess; Elody throws the golden ball, he experiences drowning and is gone; elects to fail his Charisma save NA E3·02:10:05 NA E3·02:11:34 NA E3·02:10:34 NA E3·02:10:55 NA E3·02:11:52
- The pond vision — Floats among lily pads with a shard of glass in his chest and blood in the water; Athletics with disadvantage, a natural 1, so the shard cannot be removed; the second try is a six NA E4·01:48:16 NA E4·01:48:50 NA E4·01:59:55 NA E4·02:00:03
- Lives with the shard — Wakes outside the Kingdom of Greenleigh much more froglike and monstrous, with a horrifying toughness that lets him live impaled upon the shard NA E4·02:01:49 NA E4·02:02:12
- A big frog; the shard pulled — Arrives as a big frog still walking upright, angry, with the shard still in him; takes eight damage when Ylfa pulls it out NA E5·00:16:43 NA E5·00:17:58
- Darkvision — Has darkvision for 60 feet and proposes that the party stay far enough behind the others so that they make the harder Stealth checks NA E5·01:48:08
- Swallow Flies Southward; Action Surge — Pulls out his book of forms to go into an animal brain; The Swallow Flies Southward misses with a 10; spends Action Surge to try again with Snake in the Bouquet NA E6·00:14:23 NA E6·00:14:41 NA E6·00:15:04 NA E6·00:15:15
- Distracting Strike — A 19 hits for 16 damage; uses Distracting Strike to give Ylfa advantage on the next attack NA E6·00:15:30 NA E6·00:15:37 NA E6·00:15:55
- Frog leap — Uses his new frog ability to triple his jump speed; his gold crown has lilies and pads on it and glows as he leaps over the webbing to land beside Timothy NA E6·00:37:01 NA E6·00:37:19
- Saving Face; Maneuvering Attack — Saving Face, once per short rest when he misses: adds one point per ally he can see within 30 feet; also a Maneuvering Attack, yelling to Pinocchio to move up to half his speed without opportunity attacks NA E6·00:38:33 NA E6·00:38:56
- Slimy skin — A web thrown at him slides off his slimy skin NA E6·00:41:07
- Directs an ally with a superiority die — Uses the attack action but forgoes his attack and uses a bonus action to direct Pib to use his reaction to add a superiority die to the damage roll; later uses another superiority die to give Pib an attack NA E6·00:59:45 NA E6·01:17:18
- Leaps between Pinocchio and the spiders — Jumps as far as he can to get between Pinocchio and the spiders so they cannot swarm him; Brennan says he has given them a fresh target, sparing Rosamund of failed death saves NA E6·01:18:50 NA E6·01:19:12
- Investigation: the survivors' things — Dirty 20 on Investigation; reports that the people who survived and escaped left a lot of things behind and cut themselves free; tells the party of the ghillie suit, a golden bridle and a sword he found NA E7·00:04:40 NA E7·00:07:22 NA E7·00:07:31 NA E7·00:11:27
- A frog in the blade — Tries Two Eels for Supper with the sword, Wisdom save 13, and sees a frog reflected in the blade NA E7·00:08:46 NA E7·00:09:06 NA E7·00:10:34
- Talks with Ylfa — Tells Ylfa she is not in trouble and not a monster; says he would have loved Elody with a spider's face NA E7·00:40:52 NA E7·00:42:16
- Elody might be in another world — Tells Mother Goose he is biased because Elody might be in one of these other worlds NA E7·00:49:44
- Commander's Strike — Names his ability Commander's Strike and uses it for Pib; he gets it back after a short rest NA E7·01:14:26 NA E7·01:15:43
- The Sword of Truth and the candle — Asks to wave the Sword of Truth over the candle, blows into it, and throws the sword to Pinocchio so the candle's light reflects off the spinning blade NA E7·01:24:40 NA E7·01:26:10 NA E7·01:35:46
- Does not look at the Stepmother — Probably does not look at the Stepmother NA E7·01:38:04
- Book of forms as a distraction — Distracts the librarians with his book of forms, helped by Rosamund, and a Deception check (he says he has a minus one to charisma) for a 15; shows the forms Long Sniff of a Rose and Plight of the Honeybee NA E8·00:45:09 NA E8·00:45:34 NA E8·00:46:18
- More forms — Finds that two pages of his book were stuck together and there are more forms, Boulder in the Chute NA E8·01:21:57
- Helps Pib; throws The Frog Prince over the others — Turns down the fairy's offer, saying he has already lived his story and more things happen after happily ever after, and chooses to help Pib; the book glows and he throws it over his friends like a sack, and they stand by a pool of lily pads NA E9·01:12:27 NA E9·01:13:24
- Frog years: down to the dog — In the memory, a frog among frogs, he sees the heron kill a frog named Fred and shouts a warning; a hunter kills the heron and tries to stomp him, then a dog bites him and carries him in its mouth at one hit point; death saves 5 (fail), 11, 8 (fail), 18 and 15 pass, and he comes to covered in blood with punctures in his frog body NA E9·01:16:49 NA E9·01:17:56 NA E9·01:18:51 NA E9·01:19:10 NA E9·01:19:27 NA E9·01:19:31 NA E9·01:20:05 NA E9·01:20:16 NA E9·01:20:26 NA E9·01:20:30
- Meets Elody; the golden ball — Fetches Elody's golden ball to prove he is a prince; when Elody asks what ends his curse, answers that if someone were to fall in love with him NA E9·01:22:08 NA E9·01:27:01 NA E9·01:29:24 NA E9·01:29:47
- Ran from the castle — Says he was 30 when he ran from the destroyed castle NA E9·01:37:41 NA E9·01:38:03
- Cloak of rushes — Uses the cloak of rushes they found, the cloak with the stuff on it to hide, to have advantage on Stealth checks; the Stealth roll is a five NA E9·02:21:39 NA E9·02:21:57
- Triple jump with Pib — Says his jump speed is tripled with his crown and carries Pib in a dash NA E10·01:02:31 NA E10·01:02:45
- Maneuvering Attack with a d8 — Jumps up on the brick, hits with a maneuvering attack and spends a superiority die to add a d8, letting Pib move further NA E10·01:17:40 NA E10·01:18:04 NA E10·01:18:14
- Natural 1 at the chains — A natural 1 on a Strength save: takes 23 damage and another 8 falling damage NA E10·01:18:55 NA E10·01:19:03 NA E10·01:19:09
- Sword of Truth in his hand — Uses the Sword of Truth, which Brennan says gives plus one to attack and damage, the True Strike cantrip and blindsight to 10 feet; the second of four chains comes undone NA E10·01:35:52 NA E10·01:35:54 NA E10·01:35:58 NA E10·01:36:57
- Action Surge and Commander's Strike on Pib — Uses Saving Face, then Action Surge and a Commander's Strike, to power Pib's attacks, adding another d8 NA E10·01:45:38 NA E10·01:45:57 NA E10·01:52:23 NA E10·01:52:48
- Snowhold — Says Snowhold invaded his kingdom and that they do not like Snowhold NA E11·00:25:54 NA E11·00:27:39
- Clubbed by Candlewick — Takes 13 damage from Candlewick's club and uses Second Wind to get close to full NA E12·01:25:02 NA E12·01:36:13
- Marriage in shambles — Tells Snow White his marriage is in shambles NA E12·00:50:18
- Goodberry for Ylfa — With 12 hit points he pops Ylfa, who went down in the fall, with a Goodberry NA E12·01:03:59 NA E12·01:04:04
- Crown of the Frog Prince — Says he has no swim speed but can breathe underwater, thanks to the Crown of the Frog Prince; later swims with giant frog legs in full chain mail, with Mira scooping an arm under him to keep him aloft NA E13·01:10:37 NA E13·01:27:33
- Last merrow — Fights the last merrow with a superiority die for a Maneuvering Strike to hit harder, then burns his last superiority die NA E13·01:52:14 NA E13·01:52:16 NA E13·01:52:54
- Charisma save and the bardic die — A Charisma save of eight with a minus one; says he still has a bardic die from last time and will hang onto it; fails and Brennan hands him a red bead NA E14·00:26:12 NA E14·00:26:16 NA E14·00:26:25 NA E14·00:26:53
- Gives up the golden bridle — Offers Alba the golden bridle and gives it to her for her information NA E14·00:32:08 NA E14·00:32:41
- A buff frog — Timothy calls him still kind of a buff frog; he is a little afraid to face Elody NA E14·00:43:07 NA E14·00:43:20
- The note to Elody — Brings Elody a note of about four pages written over several drafts; a Persuasion check with a minus one; tells her the princesses are going to try to erase their stories and says he wishes they had done the letter plan NA E15·00:30:41 NA E15·00:30:44 NA E15·00:34:26 NA E15·00:35:15
- Hit twice in the ambush — Hit twice: 15 damage from the first and 27 from the second; a Constitution save natural 20 succeeds; two Charisma saves, 18 and six, and Brennan hands him a red bead NA E15·01:35:45 NA E15·01:36:07 NA E15·01:36:09 NA E15·01:36:13
- Second Wind and Action Surge in the escape — Already pretty hurt, takes Second Wind as a bonus action, grabs Rosamund and disengages toward a door, and uses Action Surge to dash; has used his bardic die on a Persuasion check NA E15·01:37:31 NA E15·01:37:54 NA E15·01:38:19 NA E15·01:38:43
- Window leap with Rosamund — Jumps from the window with Rosamund, Athletics 22; 12 falling damage to each of them; she drops and he gives her the Goodberry from her pocket NA E15·01:40:26 NA E15·01:40:39 NA E15·01:40:42 NA E15·01:40:49
- Nat 20 on the sword — Holds up the Sword of Truth against the Gander and Brennan calls a natural 20 NA E15·02:06:26
- Crevice jump — Burns Action Surge and jumps into a crevice with Pib, Athletics 18; says he lost 10 hit points and burns Second Wind NA E16·00:12:57 NA E16·00:13:11 NA E16·00:13:30
- Lancers and the Goose — Takes 14 damage from the bird lancers and another 7 from one hit; Constitution 25 (help action and Bless) so a critical does not kill him outright; Strength 27 against being restrained; 12 damage leaves him at 3 HP; Brennan says he has three hit points left NA E16·00:18:58 NA E16·00:38:17 NA E16·01:06:57 NA E16·01:07:37 NA E16·01:07:38 NA E16·01:07:49 NA E16·01:07:50 NA E16·01:08:18
- Down to the ice storm — Dexterity save 19 against the ice storm, taking three bludgeoning and eight cold; says he is out and Brennan says Gerard goes down on the back of the Golden Goose; Pib pops him a Goodberry NA E16·01:25:09 NA E16·01:25:30 NA E16·01:25:34 NA E16·01:25:41 NA E16·01:25:42 NA E16·01:26:41
- Frog bow — Shoots with a frog bow, a 16 that kills a wizard; Brennan calls it his shortbow; uses a superiority die to give Pib a knife throw NA E16·01:27:28 NA E16·01:27:35 NA E16·01:27:50
- Distracting Strike for Pib — Distracting Strike and a second superiority die give Pib advantage from the beanstalk NA E16·01:44:44 NA E16·01:45:06
- Marriage: fell out of love — Tells Tom Thumb he was a frog, they fell in love, he was not a frog, they fell out of love and he was a frog again; says he ran away when there was a war NA E17·01:05:19 NA E17·01:05:29
- Five AM workout — Asks Tom Thumb to wake him at 5 AM to work out together NA E17·01:09:14
- Sword of Truth on a pillow — Puts the Sword of Truth on a little pillow and presents it non-threateningly to the Baba Yaga as proof they are telling the truth NA E17·01:48:57 NA E17·01:50:28
- Survival at the lake — Volunteers first for a Survival check, plus zero against DC 15 as he leaves the cottage NA E18·00:33:44 NA E18·00:34:04 NA E18·00:34:07
- Asks the sword about Elody — Pulls out the Sword of Truth and asks whether Princess Elody loves him; the sword answers that Elody cares for him deeply; to Rapunzel's question whether Elody's love was only charity he says he does not know that he can answer that NA E18·00:40:42 NA E18·00:41:01 NA E18·00:41:27 NA E18·00:42:17 NA E18·00:42:46
- Offers name and humanity — Offers the Baba Yaga his name and his humanity for Elody's name NA E18·00:44:38
- Enormous bullfrog — Snatches the heron and becomes an enormous bullfrog with a crown, a frog once more; later a pony-sized bullfrog with a crown who can speak NA E18·00:45:47 NA E18·00:45:59 NA E18·01:56:06 NA E18·01:56:22
- Broke up via sword — A regular little frog again with one hit point and no sword; tells Elody they broke up via sword and that the Sword of Truth tells the truth NA E19·00:20:57 NA E19·00:21:01 NA E19·00:21:20 NA E19·00:21:32
- Persuasion on Elody — Persuasion as an action: nine on the die, seven on the Bardic die, plus two is 18, then Saving Face looking at Mira and Pinocchio to get 20; says the sword already told him NA E19·00:47:30 NA E19·00:48:27 NA E19·00:48:49 NA E19·00:53:20
- Second Wind; Rapunzel's hair — Asks to use Second Wind as a bonus action; grappled by Rapunzel's hair and stabbed for 17 NA E19·00:54:50 NA E19·00:57:07
- Know Your Enemy; Feinting Attack — Uses Know Your Enemy on Rapunzel, who is at 25 hit points; spends a superiority die and a bonus action on Feinting Attack for advantage on the next attack, adds Distracting Strike and Action Surge NA E19·01:32:48 NA E19·01:33:23 NA E19·01:33:33 NA E19·01:35:04 NA E19·01:35:17
- My wife is my friend — Tells Rapunzel she said he had no friends but his wife is his friend; 20 damage; he eats her, and Rapunzel is defeated NA E19·01:36:48 NA E19·01:36:54 NA E19·01:37:38
- Tongue attack — Asks to flavor his longbow as his tongue and takes a super faraway tongue attack at Snow White NA E19·01:37:48 NA E19·01:38:16
- A Goodberry for Scheherazade — Uses his jump speed to hop to Scheherazade and gives her a Goodberry NA E20·00:03:22
- Persuasion on the Turquoise Fairy — Insight natural 1; Persuasion 19 on the Fairy with Turquoise Hair: if she cares what happens to Pinocchio she will let him write his own story NA E20·00:35:51 NA E20·00:36:13 NA E20·00:36:26
- Rosamund's book swallows the fairies — Asks for Rosamund's book and uses it; the Fairy Godmother and the Wicked Fairy are sucked into the book NA E20·00:57:53 NA E20·00:57:56 NA E20·01:05:48 NA E20·01:06:26
- Distracting Strike on the Stepmother — A 27 to hit for 20 damage; Distracting Strike gives the next attacker advantage NA E20·01:33:01 NA E20·01:33:21
- Dies — The Stepmother's claw hits him for 48 damage and he is down; an automatic death failure from the Stepmother's Wisdom-save legendary action; a death save of nine, the second failure; a second automatic failure from the Wisdom saves of everyone on the lower level, and Gerard is fully dead NA E20·01:33:41 NA E20·01:34:01 NA E20·01:39:30 NA E20·01:47:37 NA E20·01:51:49 NA E20·01:52:20
- Gives Elody the sword — Tells Elody he relied on her to look out for him and hands her the Sword of Truth so she can tell her story this time NA E20·02:09:21 NA E20·02:11:44 NA E20·02:12:21
- Epilogue: handsome prince — In Murph's epilogue, on the way out of divorce court with his friend and ex-wife Elody, he becomes a handsome prince with all the powers of a frog, still able to jump and eat; works out with Tom Thumb NA E20·02:30:20 NA E20·02:31:27
Items
- Book of old sword forms — An old book of sword forms from fencing with his cousins that he promises to break out NA E1·00:40:36
- Chain mail — Asks whether he rolls with disadvantage in chain mail; his Stealth, with disadvantage, is 11 NA E2·02:20:19 NA E2·02:20:25
- Longbow — Takes out a longbow and shoots NA E3·01:08:11 NA E3·01:08:20
- Glass shard — Pulls the glass shard into his own chest NA E3·01:57:54
- Gold crown with lilies — His crown of gold has lilies and pads along it and glows when he leaps NA E6·00:37:19
- Golden bridle — A golden bridle found among what the survivors left behind NA E7·00:06:51 NA E7·00:11:27
- Ghillie suit — A little ghillie suit found with the bridle and the sword NA E7·00:11:27
- Sword — A sword he found and tries Two Eels for Supper with NA E7·00:08:46 NA E7·00:11:27
- Sword of Truth — The sword is the Sword of Truth; he waves it over the candle and throws it to Pinocchio NA E7·01:24:40 NA E7·01:35:46
- Sword of Truth in his hand — Uses the Sword of Truth: plus one to attack and damage, True Strike, blindsight 10 feet NA E10·01:35:52 NA E10·01:35:54
- Goodberry — Pops Ylfa with a Goodberry when she goes down NA E12·01:04:04
- Red bead — Brennan hands him a red bead after a failed Charisma save, meaning not stated NA E14·00:26:53
- Bardic Inspiration die — Says he still has a bardic die from last time NA E14·00:26:25
- Fresh Bardic Inspiration die — Timothy gives him a bardic inspiration with a squeeze of the shoulder NA E14·00:43:15
- Golden bridle given away — Lost the golden bridle: gives it to Alba NA E14·00:32:41
- Bardic Inspiration die spent — Rolls the die, a three, and adds it to his Persuasion check; later says he used it on a Persuasion check NA E15·00:36:41 NA E15·01:38:43
- Note for Elody — A note of about four pages to bring Elody; the table reads "fourth draft" at the top NA E15·00:30:41 NA E15·00:30:44
- Note given to Elody — Gives Elody the note NA E15·00:31:58 NA E15·00:32:06
- Second red bead — Brennan hands him a second red bead after a failed Charisma save, meaning not stated NA E15·01:36:13
- Goodberry from Pib — Pib pops him a Goodberry after the ice storm NA E16·01:26:41
- Goodberry given to Scheherazade — Hops over to Scheherazade with his jump speed and gives her a Goodberry NA E20·00:03:22
- Rosamund's book — Rosamund passes him her book as an object interaction NA E20·00:57:56
- Sword of Truth given to Elody — Lost the Sword of Truth: hands it to Elody NA E20·02:12:21
By episode
NA E1: The Times of Shadow
- Skin gone green and slick, bloodshot human eyes spaced like a frog's, a human build; says it is "temporary" — 00:25:54, 00:27:39
- Married to Princess Elody of Greenleigh, who is missing; he wants to find her — 00:27:18, 00:27:31
- Says he was a spoiled prince, cursed as a frog, then changed his ways, met Elody and "turned into a human" — 01:31:54
- Flashback: head under bathwater ten minutes; medicine check 5; tongue extends; nose gone — 00:30:06, 00:30:56, 00:32:37, 00:41:00
- At dinner he insists on talk of the ball rather than the war; Charisma save 12 against a fly — 00:34:26, 00:37:29
- Admits to Elody he is "getting frog stuff back" — 00:38:09
- Wise women of the court have given him "certain tonics" for feeling unwell — 00:32:28
- Promises to take up the old sword forms — 00:40:36
- Asks Cole about Elody; "the fighting part wasn't, like, my thing so much" — 01:59:19, 01:59:59
"This situation is all temporary." — 00:26:45
NA E2: Mirror, Mirror
- Perception 15: hears three muffled fiddles while Cole speaks — 00:14:47, 00:15:17
- Touches the book on his own: Constitution 8; his webbed hand turns pink and fingerlike, pages in the middle rot into a spherical depression; Timothy slams the book shut and the hand is slimy again — 00:39:44, 00:40:16, 00:41:03
- "So the only one who had a fully good experience with the book is me." — 00:48:40
- History with advantage: natural 20; hears "gold" and remembers "a golden ball dropped by a princess into a pond full of lily pads"; says it was an artifact missing from the book that he retrieved for his wife when they were younger — 01:24:04, 01:24:42
- Says the artifact represents the first time he met his wife; castle at Greenleigh uncertain: "I bravely fled when things got dodgy." — 01:30:30, 01:25:34
- History 23: remembers a story from Elegy about a prince making every marriageable woman try on a shoe — 01:26:38, 01:27:15
- Reads sword forms from an old book ("Rabbit Rushed Onward", "Two Eels for Supper") — 01:40:58, 01:41:05
- "I am a castle guy" and says Rosamund kept him alive in the forest — 01:42:09
- Has "a few" hairs, "six or seven" by Pinocchio's count; expects to be "pretty handsome" again — 01:49:33, 01:49:40
- Group Stealth 11 (chain mail, disadvantage), then 3 — 02:20:25, 02:35:03
"Yes, I can break the curse. Give me the book!" — 00:39:30
"I just wanted to be a human, and I still do." — 01:25:11
NA E3: No Place For a Prince or Princess
- Stealth with disadvantage 2 while running; chain mail; yells after Pinocchio — 00:22:03, 00:22:15
- Sees the Godmother up close and has a vision of himself as a little boy in the woods; she says he must learn manners and he shrinks — 00:48:31, 00:49:07, 00:49:16
- Says he was conceited as a child and "figured it out" after meeting his wife — 00:50:23, 00:50:28
- Asks "Un-frog me!"; tries to jump to the Godmother (DC 20 Athletics, lowered to a needed 10 after Timothy's message); rolls a 5 and falls short — 01:05:33, 01:06:51, 01:07:34
- Longbow attack with plus 0: nine, no hit — 01:08:31
- Hit twice by a hay bale and a bed: nine damage, a Constitution save natural 1 (a level of exhaustion), then 16 damage; Brennan says he drops — 01:09:59, 01:10:10, 01:10:15, 01:10:42
- Healing Word brings him up with seven hit points — 01:29:53, 01:31:11
- Talks to the Godmother: has "already solved your curse, your riddle" — 01:38:39
- Second Wind: nine hit points back, full; readies an action to pull the shard out with Athletics at disadvantage because of exhaustion — 01:40:07, 01:40:16, 01:42:00
- After the mule bolts (advantage), needs an 8 or higher on the die and rolls a 3; the shard cuts his hand — 01:46:44, 01:47:09, 01:47:26
- Final try: accepts the damage; rolls a natural 18 (needs 13); takes 3d10 rebuke damage (a nine, another nine); pulls the shard into his own chest; death saves 17, 5, 12, 11 (stabilizes) — 01:55:12, 01:55:54, 01:57:27, 01:57:35, 02:00:48, 02:05:07, 02:09:36, 02:09:53
- Murph describes Gerard hiding with the castle's children when his castle was invaded and running away, now not running ("if the children aren't running, then you really can't be running") — 01:54:10, 01:54:50
- Last vision: Elody before him; he is hunched and bowlegged, feet splitting his boots; she throws a golden ball and he drowns; Charisma save elected to fail — 02:10:34, 02:11:09, 02:11:34, 02:11:52
"That's her, she turned me into a frog!" — 00:49:44
"Tell my wife that I did cool stuff so that she loves me again and I turn into a human, and then bury me as a human." — 01:11:03
"Team extraction!" — 01:55:34
"This is no place for a prince and a princess." — 02:10:55
NA E4: Once Upon a Time
- Murph: "I want to do whatever psychological bullshit you got going on over here." — 01:48:04
- Floating in water among lily pads with a glass shard erupting from his chest and blood in the water; tries to pull it out; Athletics with disadvantage: a natural 1; the shard cannot be removed — 01:48:16, 01:48:41, 01:48:50, 01:48:54
- Tells the fairy he is a frog and a prince and "some furniture kicked my ass" — 01:49:41
- Insists the problem is "the outer things ruining our life", giants knocking places down; defends Elody; wants first the glass out, then the frog thing, then Elody's location — 01:50:42, 01:50:56, 01:51:15, 01:51:18
- Mentions the book and King Cole; Insight 12: Brennan sees she reacted to the word "book"; she asks "Sorry, book? What book?" and Murph answers "The theoretical book of how things should be" — 01:52:28, 01:52:42, 01:52:53, 01:53:10
- Argues that his story is finished: cursed, true love, then the fairy who cursed him killed ("If anything, that's a sequel") — 01:53:10
- Concedes he does not "begrudge the first frogging" — 01:54:00
- Asks about Elody three times: where is she, whether she has been taken — 01:55:54, 01:58:59
- Says the first time he stabbed himself with the shard and "the fairy exploded"; says he was "killed by furniture" — 01:56:32
- Deception 13: he says the only thing of significance was "companionship"; Brennan notes she repeats "Companionship?" — 01:57:34, 01:57:37
- Pulling the shard again with disadvantage (Murph: "even the high one is only a nine, but the low one is a six"; Brennan takes the low, 6): cuts his froggy hands — 01:59:55, 02:00:03
- Says "the person who cursed me is the same one who's looking for Cinderella" — 02:00:31
- Agrees to the glade-and-moonlight task: "It feels like I'm doing a lot of the heavy lifting here." — 02:01:20
- Wakes outside the Kingdom of Greenleigh, more froglike, with the shard; has a darker set of memories (attack from Snowhold, Elody on a blood-soaked horse with a huge golden mace) and a strange memory of being picked up and thrown into a wall — 02:01:49, 02:02:12
- Frame card: level 3 — 02:02:02
"We had a very nice life in the castle." — 01:50:56
"That's not how it's supposed to be at all." — 02:03:36
NA E5: Down Came the Rain
- Arrives as a big frog still walking upright, bouncing, angry, with the glass shard still in him — 00:16:43
- Takes 8 damage when Ylfa pulls the shard; Murph: thicker skin, a deep cut that drips; "Blessing and a curse" because he'd be dead otherwise — 00:17:58, 00:18:15, 00:18:29
- Insists he is not flirty: "First off, I'm not flirty." and "Everyone thinks everybody's flirting." — 00:29:38, 00:39:01
- Says he met a fairy with turquoise hair who "seemed very nice, but was basically completely unable to help me and then was kind of weird about the book"; she was "dodgy about where my wife was" — 00:26:46, 00:31:57, 00:29:01
- Deception 13 when asked if the fairy gave him anything; he says "No." The others read a bulbous froggy head with flop sweat — 00:32:15, 00:32:21, 00:32:41
- Admits afterwards that he was told he could contact the fairy by taking the shard to a glade with the moon — 00:33:13, 00:33:25
- Tells of his wife throwing him a golden sphere when he first died; an empty hole appeared when he reached into the book — 01:17:36
- Short rest; wound patched (medicine by Mother Goose) and health back — 01:21:33, 01:21:48
- Has darkvision for 60 feet; Perception 17 against DC 10 finds spiders in the mine; to explain a wet slap on stone he says "I have gum." — 01:48:08, 01:51:15, 01:51:28
- Says on the web "I'm just eating so many spiders." — 02:04:24
- Rides Ylfa's back on the web: "I'm a prince." — 01:31:56, 01:32:02
- On hearing that Scheherazade saw a palace with a princess wielding a mace in tapestries: "Wow, I should be there." — 01:58:09
"I demand someone take this out." — 00:17:18
"Right now I'm a frog." — 00:29:57
NA E6: The Curdled Web
- Pulls out his book of forms to stay in an "animal brain" and uses "The Swallow Flies Southward" for a miss (10) — 00:14:23, 00:14:41, 00:14:53
- Action Surge, "snake in the bouquet", hits (19), 16 damage, Distracting Strike gives Ylfa advantage — 00:15:04, 00:15:15, 00:15:30, 00:15:37, 00:15:55
- Calls spiders by clock positions: "Wet nude spiders on your 12, your 10, your 11, your one, your two." — 00:27:28
- Frog leap: his crown has lilies and pads and glows; triple jump; Athletics natural 20 to grapple a spider; attack 14 after Bane (12) and Saving Face; damage 22 — 00:37:01, 00:37:19, 00:37:55, 00:38:33, 00:40:13
- Maneuvering attack calls Pinocchio forward 15 feet — 00:38:56, 00:39:28
- Quick directions to Pib: "Last time you sort of threw your knife not at the spider." — 01:00:04
- Guesses at Goldilocks: "Take that, Goldilocks!" (a guess; Brennan calls her Little Miss Muffet) — 01:00:58
- A web thrown at him slides off his slimy skin — 00:41:07
- Finds that white chunky stuff and the book says an existing injury is "very effective"; directs Pib again — 01:17:01, 01:17:09, 01:17:18
- Leaps between Pinocchio and the spiders, sparing Rosamund death saves — 01:18:50, 01:19:12
- Web kick: Gerard saves with an 18 and bounces — 01:22:47, 01:22:54
- "And sometimes I think you have to be a little bit scary in scary times." — 01:35:51
"Good Lord, it worked." — 00:16:09
"I'm going to do a courageous act of cowardice." — 00:36:45
NA E7: Trouble in Tuffeton
- Dirty 20 Investigation; finds the cloak, grass garment, golden bridle and sword, tells the party the survivors left things and cut themselves free — 00:04:40, 00:07:22, 00:07:31
- Tries Two Eels for Supper with the sword, Wisdom save 13, sees a frog in the blade — 00:08:46, 00:09:06, 00:10:34
- Talks with Ylfa; says he would have loved Elody with a spider's face and that his wife loved him as a frog — 00:42:16, 00:43:38
- Tells Mother Goose he is biased because "Elody might be in one of these other worlds" — 00:49:44
- Commander's Strike on Pib's second attack; names the form Panther in the Porridge — 00:14:26, 01:15:07
- Waves the Sword of Truth over the candle, blows into it, and throws the sword to Pinocchio — 01:24:40, 01:26:10, 01:35:46
- Does not look at the Stepmother — 01:38:04
"I'm a freaking frog on the inside." — 00:16:08
"You're not a monster." — 00:40:52
NA E8: The Lines Between
- Asks Pinocchio what happened; thanks Scheherazade, "Thank you for saving us" — 00:09:05, 00:11:02
- Asks whether their stories are more susceptible to being corrupted — 00:24:16
- Asks Scheherazade about a woman in golden armor, "Elody" — 00:25:58, 00:26:06
- Asks Key about warped doors — 00:36:49
- Distracts the librarians with his book of forms (Deception 15, helped by Rosamund); Long Sniff of a Rose, Plight of the Honeybee — 00:45:09, 00:45:34, 00:46:18
- Two Eels for Supper (Rosamund repeats it); later says two pages were stuck together and there are more forms, Boulder in the Chute — 01:00:59, 01:21:57
- Insight 15 on Key's flicker; says he found the sword in a spiderweb and threw it to Pinocchio — 01:25:53, 01:18:21
- Asks if they need to take out the sword; guilty joke about the library door — 01:40:33, 01:48:29
- Stealth 10 in the group check — 01:47:57
"Exactly, and the reason it is Plight of the Honeybee is because it is their plight to die." — 00:47:06
NA E9: Origins
- Chooses to help Pib rather than accept the fairy's plan; throws The Frog Prince over the others; ends up alone at the pond — 01:12:27, 01:13:24
- Frog years: the frog Fred, the heron, the hunter, the dog; death saves 5, 11, 8, 18, 15 — 01:15:31, 01:17:56, 01:19:31, 01:20:26
- Meets Elody; fetches her golden ball; when Elody asks what ends his curse, answers "if someone were to, like, fall in love with me" — 01:22:08, 01:27:01, 01:29:24, 01:29:47
- Says he ran from the destroyed castle with children and old people, at 30 — 01:37:41, 01:38:03
- Wishes for Elody's story to go as she wants; absorbs his book when the ball goes into the book — 01:39:28, 02:26:05
- Insight 14; Stealth 5, rolled flat despite the cloak of rushes; Constitution save 8 — 00:26:08, 02:21:57, 02:23:32
- Acts against a man who shouted "enemies of the state"; Brennan says "Dead", Gerard apologises — 02:19:06, 02:19:08, 02:19:11
- Says "I think the war I left is the same war that hit everywhere." — 02:08:53
"Gerard has already lived his story, and what happens after happily ever after is that more things happen" — 01:12:27
"I'm not going to be a frog forever, is the thing." — 01:28:58
"it would be great if I had a chance to be there for it" — 01:39:28
NA E10: The Baron of Bricks
- Presents himself as a prince; the cousin claim is Rosamund's ("Yes, cousins, cousins.") — 00:11:20, 00:11:37
- Says the jump speed is tripled by his crown; carries Pib in a dash — 01:02:31, 01:02:45
- Natural 1 on a Strength save at the chains: takes 23 and 8 falling — 01:18:55, 01:19:03, 01:19:09
- Receives the Sword of Truth, which Brennan says gives +1 to attack and damage, True Strike and blindsight 10 feet; breaks the second chain — 01:35:54, 01:35:58, 01:36:57
- Uses Maneuvering Attack, Saving Face, Action Surge and Commander's Strike to power Pib's attacks — 01:17:40, 01:45:38, 01:45:57, 01:52:23
"Correct. Yes, I'm a prince." — 00:11:37
"I've got, my jump speed is tripled with my crown." — 01:02:31
NA E11: Big and Bad
- Says Snowhold invaded his kingdom; "we don't like Snowhold" — 00:25:54, 00:27:39
- Joke: "What do you call a wolf that works at a bank?" (Performance 3); the Wolf pins him — 00:47:48, 00:48:05, 00:48:09
- Reasons that the Fairy with the Turquoise Hair never lies and "can't lie" — 00:30:07, 00:30:15
- Says he is "a 30-something year old frog", later "32" — 00:38:18, 01:07:56
- Wants to join up with the princesses and put off meeting the Baba Yaga — 01:57:21, 01:57:26
- Declares that the sword and the party "swear on this very loud sword that Rosamund is a princess" — 01:49:48
"Well, we don't like Snowhold, so that seems good." — 00:27:39
NA E12: A Warm Heart and a Tombstone
- Asks the dwarfs to vouch for the party; sees two spectral dwarf sentries through the Sword of Veritas — 00:06:16, 00:07:43
- Asks if Snowhold is aligned with the fairies; says the fairies are afraid of the Authors — 00:17:01, 00:43:57
- Warns Snow White of the consuming faction and the writing faction — 00:42:58
- Promises not to be mad at Ylfa's question; his marriage "in shambles" — 00:31:47, 00:50:18
- Calls out the cut anchors; refuses a hot dog; is clubbed by Candlewick (13 damage) and Second Winds to near full — 01:09:07, 01:10:58, 01:25:02, 01:36:13
- Dives to check under Toy Island, Perception 11 — 01:08:37, 01:08:43
- Investigation "dirty 20" — 01:09:50
"there's perhaps an even greater threat that is essentially trying to consume stories and completely erase them" — 00:42:58
"Yes, my marriage is in shambles." — 00:50:18
NA E13: Terror on Toy Island
- Level 5 Fighter per the card; AC 18, STR 18, DEX 11, CON 16, INT 13, WIS 10, CHA 8 (AC and STR 18 on AppleVision only) — 00:18:08
- Is a frog in this episode (Emily: "I was just turned into a frog", 00:58:51; Brennan speaks of his "giant frog legs", 01:27:33); has the Crown of the Frog Prince, which lets him breathe underwater but gives no swim speed — 00:58:51, 01:27:33, 01:10:37
- Con save against the Mer-King's spell (7, then others spoken), reads a merrow's daddy-meter with a 15: it fears the party more than it wants to fight — 00:13:46, 00:14:10, 00:36:11, 00:36:13
- Attacks (12), Commander's Strike on Pib twice, Action Surge — 00:18:54, 00:19:16, 00:54:12, 00:56:38
- Admits his mistake when two merrow turn out still to be a threat — 00:52:53, 00:53:21
- Jumps onto the merrow carrying Mira, grapples it (19) and holds on in the water in heavy armor — 00:55:21, 00:55:49, 00:55:53
- Athletics 19 (DC 15) against a wave in the water; cuts a deal with the merrow (taking 8 and 7 slashing) — 01:07:02, 01:25:26, 01:25:43
- Athletics 21 against DC 20; Mira helps keep him afloat — 01:27:20, 01:27:28, 01:27:33
- Guards Pib, helps him, lights a little match — 01:29:31, 01:30:03
- Fights the last merrow alone: athletics 26 against 21, 16 to hit, 11 damage (Maneuvering Strike), 19 to hit, 14 damage with his last superiority die; kills it — 01:51:11, 01:51:55, 01:52:10, 01:52:16, 01:52:41, 01:52:54, 01:53:00
"I will say that I don't have a swim speed, but I can breathe underwater." — 01:10:37
"Yeah, we don't have to. We don't have to do this." — 00:36:28
"I fucked up. These guys are still a problem." — 00:53:25
"Hm, can I try to cut a deal with the merrow?" — 01:25:26
"I tried to be your friend!" — 01:52:01
"I'm the hero of this fight!" — 01:53:25
NA E14: Daughters of the Crown
- Charisma save: "Seven plus... Jesus Christ, I'm fucked. Eight." — he says he still has bardic from last time and will "hang onto that"; Emily notes "a bardic could really change that"; no use is stated; Brennan hands him a red bead — 00:26:25, 00:26:39, 00:26:40, 00:26:53
- Still a frog in body: "buff frog", "I've gotten some muscle definition for sure." — 00:43:20, 00:43:24
- Admits to Mother Goose: "I'm a little afraid to face her." — 00:43:07
- Plans to be "emotionally nude" with Elody — 00:43:46, 00:43:49
- Apologises to Elody: "I'm sorry that I made you do that alone" — 01:05:53
- Sits in perfect frog pose, "Concerning." — 01:12:32; Murph says he no longer thinks of himself as a prince — 01:11:27
- Gives up the golden bridle to Alba ("Take my golden bridle") — 00:32:41
"I actually still have bardic from last time." — 00:26:25
"if I didn't know you were out there fighting, I wouldn't have done it. I would have done nothing. But you inspire me." — 01:10:56
NA E15: Leap of Faith
- Sitting in the throne room like a frog; "I'm sitting like a frog." — 00:07:17
- Admits "Not great" after his talk with Elody — 00:07:56
- Brings Elody a four-page note (Murph: "It's like four pages"; "fourth draft, final" is said by Emily and Ally), winks, asks for a gift-giving show, then for her to read it silently; Persuasion fails — 00:30:41, 00:30:44, 00:30:48, 00:32:51, 00:33:28, 00:33:49, 00:34:34
- Tells Elody the princesses want to erase their stories; Persuasion 7 plus Bardic die = 13; Insight roll 3 ("I got a fucking four!" "Which is a three!"), no result given — 00:35:15, 00:36:40, 00:37:02
- Sings "Her hair is everywhere" and throws up outside (content warning) — 00:41:36, 00:42:07
- Reports to Pib: "I fucked up! I told them everything!" — 01:20:00
- Reports Persuasion used Bardic: "I used it on, like, a Persuasion check." — 01:38:43
- Second Wind, Disengage, Action Surge to dash, Athletics 22 to bust the door while carrying Rosamund — 01:37:31, 01:38:49
- Constitution save nat 20; Charisma saves 18 and 6 — 01:36:07, 01:36:13
- Nat 20 Perception at the parting glance: sees Elody weeping — 01:42:11, 01:42:16
- Holds up the Sword of Truth against the Gander: Brennan calls "a nat 20" — 02:06:26
- After the Golden Goose speaks to him: "Brave and true, prince. Brave and true." — 02:08:08
- On Elody: "This could've all been solved with a note." and "She didn't want to read the note." — 01:58:58, 01:59:03
- Wants to warn Scheherazade by the Cloak of Stars "because we don't have the book anymore" — 02:00:56
"I wish we had just done the letter plan" — 00:35:15
NA E16: In the Land of Giants
- Burns Action Surge and jumps into a crevice with Pib (Athletics 18), Second Wind rolls a 10 — 00:12:57, 00:13:11, 00:13:41
- Takes a hit of 14 from bird lancers, one hit for 7 later, then 12 from polearms, left at 3 hit points; Constitution save 25, Strength save 27 against the restraint — 00:18:58, 00:38:17, 01:07:37, 01:07:49, 01:08:18
- Freeing the Golden Goose: "Okay, Goose! Golden Goose!"; "Hi, how do I get you out?" — 00:38:26, 00:38:32
- Cuts two restraints (23 and 21 to hit, 9 and 14 damage), then two more ropes (15 to hit, 11 damage; 16 to hit, 9 damage) — 00:39:52, 00:40:19, 01:08:31, 01:08:51
- Uses a Maneuvering Attack so the Goose moves 80 feet without opportunity attacks — 01:09:29, 01:09:54
- Shortbow 16 kills a wizard; "Frog bow, strike true." — 01:27:28, 01:27:35
- Commander's Strike gives Pib a knife throw — 01:27:50
- Distracting Strike and a second superiority die give Pib advantage from the beanstalk — 01:44:44, 01:45:06
- When the mule turns into a prince Gerard cries "That's my thing! That's my thing!" (why is not said) — 01:59:17
- Answers Pib's "At least drop me off." with "We'll do that. I'm so hurt." (what "hurt" refers to is not said) — 01:42:56
- Makes his Dexterity save 19 against the ice storm, says "I'm out." and Brennan: "Gerard goes down on the back of the Golden Goose" — the ice storm's three bludgeoning and eight cold, from his last stated 3 hit points — 01:25:30, 01:25:34, 01:25:41, 01:25:42
"You're very calm under pressure. I'm freaking out here." — 00:38:40
"Egg and harp and let's get out of here." — 01:41:36
NA E17: The Last Wish
- Asks "Is it the book?" and "Is it that Timothy's book is in this world?" about why the world was edited — 00:17:59, 00:18:18
- Calls the lost book "Which we've lost, by the way." — 00:18:21
- Drinks whiskey with Pinocchio, talks to Tom Thumb about his marriage — 00:21:12, 01:04:34, 01:05:19
- Admits he ran away when there was a war: "I'm just the run away guy now." — 01:05:29
- Arranges a 5 AM workout with Tom, wakes angry when Tom checks in; at breakfast Tom reproaches him — 01:09:14, 01:09:50, 01:12:58
- Says the Goose is too nice to say it but "we're going to… the Gander" with a stabbing gesture — 01:15:39
- Says "I have a feeling I can just take the lead on this one" about the Baba Yaga (01:37:25), then places the Sword of Truth aside "on a little pillow" and presents it non-threateningly — 01:48:57, 01:50:28
- Wonders if the princesses' plan is "pretty similar to hers" (the Stepmother's) — 00:20:41
"So here's the thing, I was a frog. We fell in love, not a frog. We fell out of love, frog again." — 01:05:19
NA E18: The Trials of Baba Yaga
- Tells Pinocchio to lean on Tom Thumb: "His marriage is rock solid. He wakes up every morning at 5 AM." — 00:26:57, 00:27:02
- Volunteers first: Survival 17 (DC 15) at the lake; Wisdom save 5; hides from the heron — 00:33:44, 00:34:07, 00:35:18, 00:35:42
- Tells Rapunzel the friend it cost was "a new friend" and that he has had "seven or eight" friends lately, "Including a precious workout buddy." — 00:37:54, 00:38:09
- Pulls out the Sword of Truth when Rapunzel prods him; asks it if Elody loves him — 00:40:42, 00:41:01
- Concedes Rapunzel's point: "I don't know that I can answer that." and "I agree." — 00:42:46, 00:42:57
- Offers the Baba Yaga his name and humanity for Elody's name — 00:44:38
- Becomes an enormous bullfrog, eats the heron; stays a frog with a crown, pony-sized, but able to speak: "Good to see all of you!" — 00:45:47, 00:45:59, 01:56:06, 01:56:22
- Says he can't give Pinocchio advice: "I'm not in a position where I can give you advice" — 00:26:47
"I would give you my name, my humanity… for hers, for her name." — 00:44:38
NA E19: The Ending of All Things (Part 1)
- A frog again, no sword; "one HP" and an 11 AC are banter by the table — 00:20:57, 00:21:01
- Tries to talk to Elody: "we broke up via sword" — 00:21:20, 00:21:28
- Rides Pinocchio's Dimension Door; Persuasion on Elody as an action: 9 plus 2, Bardic 7, Saving Face to 20 (counting Mira as an ally); speaks of her getting "a chance to tell your story", of books for everybody, and finally "I'm a fucking frog, Elody" — 00:47:30, 00:47:42, 00:48:40, 00:49:00, 00:49:22, 00:52:29
- Second Wind (the "I'm at 69" is a table joke, not a hit-point total); grappled by Rapunzel's hair and stabbed for 17 — 00:54:51, 00:57:07
- Uses Know Your Enemy (Rapunzel at 25 hit points), Feinting Attack and Distracting Strike, Action Surge; 16 on the die, 23 total, on the hair (one attack, 14 damage), 27 on Rapunzel (17), 22 with Elody's d4 (12 and 20); eats Rapunzel — 01:33:23, 01:33:56, 01:34:17, 01:35:00, 01:35:23, 01:36:20, 01:36:37
- Takes a "shitty super faraway tongue attack" at Snow White, outcome not stated — 01:38:16
"The sword! The Sword of Truth, it tells the truth!" — 00:21:32
"The sword already told me." — 00:53:20
"You said I didn't have any friends, but my wife is my friend." — 01:36:48
NA E20: The Ending of All Things (Part 2)
- A big frog: Goodberry to Scheherazade, moves to Tom — 00:03:22, 00:03:52
- Insight nat 1, Persuasion 19 on the Turquoise-haired fairy — 00:35:51, 00:36:13
- Uses Rosamund's book to suck the Fairy Godmother and the Wicked Fairy in — 01:05:48, 01:06:26
- Distracting Strike on the Stepmother (27 to hit, 20 damage) — 01:33:01, 01:33:21
- Dropped by a 48-point claw; fails a death save (9) and dies on the Wisdom blast — 01:34:01, 01:47:37, 01:52:20
- Gives Elody the Sword of Truth — 02:12:21
- Epilogue: a handsome prince with all the powers of a frog; exercises with Tom Thumb — 02:30:20, 02:31:27
"If you want to help Pinocchio, if you care what happens to him at all, you'll let him write his own story." — 00:36:26
"Things have been fucked up, and a lot of that's your fault!" — 01:05:43
"I would like for you to have a chance to tell your story this time." — 02:11:44