Airship Ambush

0:00:00 Markus: What'd I miss?

0:00:01 Brennan: You have defeated many of the heroes of the Forces of Light. However, the Door of Doom has fallen and the armies of men, elves, and dwarves now march freely in the lands of Gorgar.

0:00:13 Sokhbarr: Well, shit.

0:00:14 Avanash: The crown is perfect and you guys have it and that's great.

0:00:17 Matt: I take the crown.

0:00:18 Avanash: No, I gave it to your friend.

0:00:19 Sokhbarr: You gave it to Hamhead?

0:00:20 Avanash: The little one. [woman gasps]

0:00:21 Sokhbarr: God fucking dammit. [woman yells frustratedly]

0:00:23 Rekha: Someone push him in lava.

0:00:24 Ify: Push! [everyone laughs]

0:00:26 Avanash: No, water!

0:00:27 Brennan: Boom, and it hits and you see a column of warg riders. At the head of them is Olag.

0:00:31 Olag: Storm the Bloodkeep! Find the traitors! [Rekha screams]

0:00:36 Sokhbarr: Oh my god. Oh my god!

0:00:38 Brennan: The Siren pulls up out of the clouds.

0:00:41 Markus: We back, baby! We back!

0:00:44 Brennan: And Tavian St. Vincent--

0:00:46 Markus: Son of a bitch.

0:00:47 Tavian: Oh, brother!

0:00:49 Brennan: He is dropped, lands on the deck of the ship. I'm gonna need everybody here to roll initiative. [Matt laughs] [END RECAP] [intense music] [explosion rumbles]

0:01:01 Brennan: Hello, one and all, and welcome back to Escape from the Blood Keep. I'm your dungeon master, Brennan Lee Mulligan. Here, as always, are our vile villains. Say hello, vile villains.

0:01:09 All: Hello, vile villains!

0:01:11 Brennan: Oh, wonderful. Guys, we find our vile villains here, in the skies above Gorgar, on board The Siren, flagship of the Forgotten Fleet.

0:01:22 Rekha: Double pants!

0:01:23 All: Double pants! Double pants!

0:01:25 Brennan: Oh, my goodness. Speaking of double pants, I forgot. [presenting John’s mini] John Feathers! [everyone cheers]

0:01:31 Erika: Can we get little pants?

0:01:32 Rekha: Where's his hat made of skin?

0:01:34 Brennan: Where's his skin hat and his spider silk suit?

0:01:37 Trapp: 'Cause you know he's ready to hit the town.

0:01:39 Matt: This is a game of imagination.

0:01:42 Brennan: Yes, exactly.

0:01:42 Erika: Yeah, that's fair.

0:01:43 Brennan: We also see, not only is John Feathers accompanying you wonderful people, we also see our friends here, Lilith and Maggie aboard the Crow's Nest, Captain St. Vincent at the helm, with Bad Henry behind him, Ol' Pickering down here. The rest of your crew is belowdecks, manning the cannonade and everything like that. And over here as well, we have Efink, Sokhbarr, J'er'em'ih over there by the side, and Leiland ready in the front as two more eagles arrive.

0:02:16 Matt: Now, in preparation for their arrival, seeing them kind of swoop towards the ship, is there a moment where we could do a quick round of casts for preparation spells, or--

0:02:23 Brennan: Everyone here can do a quick round of preparation spells, as you see enemies approaching. I'll actually go and while you guys are figuring out what kind of preparation spells you guys wanna cast, I'll also mention a new little addition of some house rules for how The Siren works.

0:02:36 Trapp: Ooh.

0:02:36 Matt: Yeah.

0:02:38 Brennan: So, there's a couple different actions that you guys can take. The person taking these actions must take them at the helm, right? Anyone at the helm can use their round's movement to either maneuver the ship or to race the ship. Basically gun it. As you can imagine, maneuvering the ship means that anything attacking the ship gets disadvantage but it radically lowers the speed of the ship as it's moving, right? And then, racing means whoosh, you're gunning ahead, and everyone that wants to try to hit you is gonna be able to hit you, probably with advantage, if you're moving past them, right? But you're leaving slower enemies in your wake. Those are movement actions from whoever's at the helm. Additionally, I know this is rough with a rogue's bonus action economy, but as bonus actions on your turn, you can also call for a broadside, which is firing the cannons alongside of the ship. One side of the ship is a broadside, which does a bunch of damage. You still roll an attack roll for it, 'cause you can possibly crit with it, but even actually on a miss, broadsides still do half damage to things on that side of the ship.

0:03:50 Erika: On any of our turns?

0:03:52 Brennan: Unfortunately, it can only happen once per round.

0:03:54 Erika: Got it.

0:03:54 Brennan: So probably it's gonna be the captain making those calls.

0:03:56 Erika: Strategic, got it, got it.

0:03:58 Brennan: Unless the captain wants to wade into battle and leave it to Bad Henry or someone else to do that. In which case he'll be doing that, of course, without proficiency.

0:04:04 Matt: Right.

0:04:05 Brennan: Also, you have the ability to use this gun on the front. Which is the Firedrake. Broadsides do 8d6 damage. That gun at the front, the Firedrake, does 16d6--

0:04:17 Amy: Oh, oh!

0:04:17 Brennan: But doesn't, does not do half damage on a miss. So it's like, you gotta hit with it, but if you hit, oh baby, right? Those are the, and then, of course, there is ramming, which you are allowed to do. Here's the deal with ramming the ship.

0:04:30 Amy: Oh, hell yeah.

0:04:32 Brennan: If you choose to try and ram someone with the ship, you can do as many d6 of damage as you would like to do and the ship takes it as well.

0:04:40 Ify: Okay.

0:04:40 Brennan: Up to a cap of 30, right? So, you can take it to 30d6. And you can try to make a pilot check to have it take only half the damage it deals.

0:04:51 Ify: Okay.

0:04:52 Brennan: But that DC gets higher and higher the more d6 you tack on.

0:04:55 Amy: How many hit points does The Siren have?

0:04:57 Brennan: I will tell this to you right now, because you have an intuitive sense of your ship's health and wellbeing. The Siren has an armor class of 18 and it has 500 hit points. [Amy gasps and laughs]

0:05:08 Trapp: So only one person is controlling the ship at any given time, and they have to be at the wheel, is that right?

0:05:13 Brennan: That is correct. For our purposes, we're actually gonna split these up. The maneuver and racing things, that, those have to be done from the helm, but calling for broadsides or a ram, you can do from elsewhere on the ship.

0:05:25 Ify: Got it, got it.

0:05:26 Brennan: So, things that control the actual ship moving have to be done from the wheel, but on your turn, if you want to use a bonus action rather than doing a teleport, rather than doing something else, you can call out a broadside, you can call out a fire, you can call out all that attack shit.

0:05:39 Ify: Got it.

0:05:39 Trapp: And it makes, And Markus, I'm assuming. Markus is the captain here. No one else is calling actions unless he specifically deputizes someone else to do it, right?

0:05:47 Brennan: That's exactly correct.

0:05:48 Trapp: Yeah, that sounds about right, yeah.

0:05:49 Brennan: Well, let's go around. So, you guys see a group of eagles approaching, John Feathers is flying behind you guys. Ol' Pickering looks up and goes,

0:05:56 Ol’ Pickering: Right, Captain, we see eagles approaching from the north.

0:05:59 Brennan: You see a huge flock of eagles carrying this massive tree monster, another eagle carrying this sturdy-looking dwarf, and then one carrying your brother, Tavian St. Vincent, who leaps and alights on the front of the ship. Everyone here has a round to try to cast a spell or do something that you wanna potentially do for this combat. Let's just go around and see if anyone wants to do anything in, like, a pre-combat round. Rekha, is there anything you wanna do, pre-combat?

0:06:23 Rekha: What could I do? Just like ready beating somebody?

0:06:27 Brennan: You could fly into a rage. You could... probably fly into a rage.

0:06:31 Rekha: Okay, I'll do that. [everyone laughs]

0:06:33 Brennan: Barbarians are simple. Cool, so you start to get mad.

0:06:37 Rekha: Yeah.

0:06:39 Brennan: Leiland?

0:06:39 Matt: I'm gonna go ahead and cast Armor of Agathys, and go ahead and just put my hand on my chest and we watch as all the moisture in the air freezes into this shell of ice shards on the cusps and edges of my armor.

0:06:48 Brennan: Mm-hmm.

0:06:48 Lilith: Mm, stay frosty. [Matt laughs]

0:06:52 Brennan: Awesome.

0:06:52 Matt: I roll my eyes.

0:06:53 Maggie: [pointing at Lilith] Funny, funny.

0:06:54 Lilith: Why, thank you. I thought it was very good! [everyone laughs]

0:06:59 Lilith: That's a Mom joke!

0:06:59 Rekha: I get it.

0:07:01 Sokhbarr: I made it on a pillow.

0:07:04 Brennan: Awesome, we have Armor of Agathys. Is that concentration?

0:07:06 Matt: No, it lasts for an hour.

0:07:06 Brennan: Oh, hell. And then Efink?

0:07:10 Amy: Efink is trying to persuade her friends that she is, indeed, on their side, despite what everything else and all of her suggestions last time might have been prior to boarding the ship. So she, basically, on St. Vincent's way up to the helm, she just casually touches him, alights him with some necromantic but good energy and heals him for 17 hit points.

0:07:37 Ify: Ooh, thank you.

0:07:40 Amy: And some of his wounds are closed. He gets a really good vibe from her.

0:07:47 Maggie: Whoa, you gave him a good vibe!

0:07:49 Markus: I might be wrong about you.

0:07:53 Amy: And winks. [laughs]

0:07:54 Brennan: Wonderful.

0:07:55 Trapp: This hasn't been mentioned yet, but as a sort of, like, I have a bandolier of potions that's just sort of on me at all times just constantly mixing shit up. And I kind of kneel down to J'er'em'ih and it's like,

0:08:06 Sokhbarr: hi, I need you in your best form today, buddy.

0:08:09 Trapp: I take a potion of heroism, or maybe villainy, depending on how we're skinning this. I sort of wrap it in ground beef that I got. Like

0:08:18 Sokhbarr: Here you go, J'er'em'ih

0:08:18 Trapp: and just [imitates snarfing loudly].

0:08:20 Erika: Is it like a giant pill?

0:08:21 Trapp: It's like a giant pill. It's like a pill pocket thing that I'm just--

0:08:24 Rekha: In a peanut butter cone thing.

0:08:25 Trapp: Exactly, yeah. I shove this potion in him. It's gonna be like, it's basically like a meat peanut butter cone. Giving it to J'er'em'ih to chomp up, so. So J'er'em'ih has 10 temporary hit points and is Blessed for an hour.

0:08:40 Rekha: Aww.

0:08:40 Brennan: Hell yeah! So make sure to roll that d4 on his attacks and saving throws.

0:08:43 Trapp: Yup.

0:08:44 Brennan: And that's awesome. Lilith?

0:08:46 Erika: I, as a pre-action, I'm going to call upon the Spirits of the Fangs and so basically that means that I can use a reaction to grant advantage to an attack roll of any target in the aura which is 30 feet from me. So that's everybody, so I guess you all roll attack with advantage now. And then also, you all have advantage on perception checks.

0:09:13 Rekha: Ooh.

0:09:13 Erika: Around the aura. Just in case there's a Halfling wandering around or something maybe.

0:09:17 Matt: Yeah, or something.

0:09:18 Brennan: Not bad at all.

0:09:20 Erika: So maybe that, and also just there's like webs everywhere around here in these little nooks and crannies and some of the kids are like in the little corners and--

0:09:31 Rekha: We're on a cruise!

0:09:31 Erika: Yeah. And then all of them-

0:09:35 Trapp: Little web water slides in the back.

0:09:36 Erika: Kids like whoa! Whee!

0:09:39 Brennan: Yeah, spider's big day.

0:09:39 Erika: Some of them are ballooning down from the Crow's Nest.

0:09:45 Brennan: Incredible. And then, Markus?

0:09:49 Ify: All right, so with me I'm just at the helm and I actually sheath the Fog of War and bring out my hand crossbow.

0:09:59 Brennan: Hell yeah, great. Without further ado. [eagles screeching]

0:10:06 Brennan: And some friends are getting dropped in on the party here.

0:10:10 Efink: Why? Why didn't we kill Galfast? Why didn't we? Why did we let her live? Was it my husband?

0:10:16 Markus: Oh, yeah, your husband.

0:10:18 Maggie: Your husband, actually. I don't mean to bring that up and make you feel like it was you.

0:10:22 Lilith: Not to point any fingers.

0:10:23 Sokhbarr: We weren't gonna say anything, but.

0:10:26 Brennan: So, boom! A bunch of eagles even higher overhead drop a giant tree man on the front of the ship. In front of him is a Dwarven woman. This is the hero, Bulric Bellbarrel. She, boom, lands. She lands with about as much of a thud as the tree did. She looks pretty sturdy.

0:10:51 Rekha: Hmm.

0:10:51 Brennan: And then.

0:10:52 Trapp: Dense.

0:10:52 Brennan: The Prince of Kaelstoop, Tavian St. Vincent, bam! Lands here in front of you in his sailor's attire. This sort of green familiar parrot on his shoulder, and looks up and says,

0:11:07 Tavian: Markus, come home. It's over.

0:11:13 Markus: No, I, yeah, I wanna come home but without you. So we got the same plan and I love it.

0:11:18 Brennan: [laughs] You guys are-- So we're gonna enter initiative order, Sokhbarr you were the first to act.

0:11:25 Trapp: Really?

0:11:25 Brennan: Yeah.

0:11:26 Trapp: I was not expecting that at all. I thought--

0:11:30 Erika: But it's okay 'cause you're all prepared.

0:11:31 Trapp: I thought I had a second to think, that's cool.

0:11:36 Rekha: Talk to the parrot.

0:11:36 Brennan: Yeah, no Sokhbarr, you're first to act.

0:11:38 Trapp: You know what? Then I'm just going to. Let's see, where am I? Sorry for standing here. Can I-- I can get around Leiland, right? Or I can sort of occupy that space and move--

0:11:51 Matt: You can move through me as allies.

0:11:52 Trapp: Cool, let's try this. I will use a bonus action to Ensnaring Strike. What's our Dwarf's name again?

0:12:01 Brennan: Bulric BellBarrel.

0:12:01 Trapp: Bulric Bellbarrel. I'm gonna try to Ensnaring Strike Bulric and then move to him and then try to smack him. That'll be the, that's the sort of full thing I'm gonna try to do so I guess one at a time. Do you need to do anything for Ensnaring Strike?

0:12:18 Brennan: It's a bonus action to cast it. And then you're just going to go up and take your attack.

0:12:22 Trapp: Great, so I'll do that. So bonus action and I'll run, I'm gonna knock this eagle. Gonna run in here.

0:12:27 Brennan: Boom and you see a very beautiful Dwarven woman, looks like she just had a clean shave this morning. Got a little bit of shaving cream up here still. You see that, but just like granite she looks and says,

0:12:44 Bulric: Aye, are you those that felled Telmeir the Calm?

0:12:50 Sokhbarr: Yeah, that was us.

0:12:52 Bulric: Then you shall pay for it.

0:12:52 Sokhbarr: Aw, come on. [everyone laughs]

0:12:56 Leiland: He's always been kind of a douche.

0:12:58 Bulric: Listen, I never thought I'd be friends with an Elf, for sure. But--

0:13:00 Efink: Well, same argument as last time, if you love Telmeir, I'm his daughter so, maybe leave me alone? I don't know.

0:13:08 Bulric: That's a stretch for sure. You are, you're holding a skull actively right now.

0:13:14 Efink: I mean, a bone.

0:13:16 Lilith: Everyone's got skulls, how is that inherently evil?

0:13:20 Bulric: It's creepy to hold a skull, like, in your hand.

0:13:23 Maggie: The thespians do it.

0:13:23 Lilith: You're holding one up here.

0:13:26 Bulric: No, I'm not wearing a skull. Look, I have like a shield and an ax.

0:13:29 Lilith: You've got one here. [points to her head.]

0:13:30 Efink: It's really quite funny, watch. [miming moving the skull] Hello, it's me.

0:13:36 Bulric: You're all bad! You're all bad guys! [Matt speaking drowned out by laughing]

0:13:41 Trapp: So, and also I'm gonna try to cast Ensnaring Strike as a third level spell.

0:13:47 Brennan: Cool.

0:13:47 Trapp: Okay, so first I'm gonna try to, I'm a hit, hit. Rolled, oh, that's not good.

0:13:55 Rekha: Oh no.

0:13:55 Trapp: That is a 4 plus, that is 15?

0:13:57 Brennan: 15 does not affect.

0:13:57 Trapp: Damn.

0:13:59 Brennan: So, clang against her armor. You can see thorns and briar shedding off of your ax. Your spell is still on the ax, you have not wasted the spell. But you take your attack and that's going to be your turn. Unless, 'cause J'er'em'ih can't take a coordinated attack. That's going to be Maggie.

0:14:20 Rekha: Mm, mm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Great, so I'm up in the air there. I can't jump on an eagle from there, can I? Should I? 'Cause I am prepared to, I'm raging right now, right?

0:14:37 Brennan: Yes.

0:14:37 Rekha: Okay. I guess, I don't know if I should try to just jump down here and land on one of these folks or something. If I can do something like that. I don't know.

0:14:48 Brennan: Jump down. I'll give you advantage if you make a jump check to jump down on them.

0:14:51 Rekha: Okay. I will do that.

0:14:53 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:14:55 Rekha: Okay.

0:14:56 Brennan: Awesome. Go ahead and just give me an athletics check.

0:15:01 Rekha: Okay. 1? [laughs]

0:15:02 Trapp: Oh no!

0:15:06 Brennan: Okay.

0:15:08 Rekha: And +10, 11.

0:15:10 Brennan: Oh wait, you are raging, right?

0:15:12 Rekha: Yeah.

0:15:12 Brennan: And there is advantage on strength checks.

0:15:16 Rekha: Okay, thank you.

0:15:17 Brennan: Whoo!

0:15:18 Rekha: 7!

0:15:20 Brennan: Y'all almost just watched Rekha jump into a volcano. Cool. So you kinda jump and you get a little like, whoa, the wind's strong up here. 'Cause you're very strong but you don't have enough weight to, and the ship is moving at like 50 miles an hour. so you leap down and where are you leaping towards?

0:15:45 Rekha: I was going to try to land on maybe this tree or, yes.

0:15:48 Brennan: You could land right in the middle of this crew, if you want. Cool, you land right here in front of the tree. Cool, go ahead and make your first attack with advantage.

0:16:01 Rekha: Okay. 13 and then I add what, 11? So that's 24. 19 plus 11, 30.

0:16:12 Brennan: 24 and 30 both hit.

0:16:13 Rekha: Okay, great. And then for damage.

0:16:19 Matt: Ooh.

0:16:20 Rekha: Wait, 6, 5, 11. 11 plus 6, 17 plus 9 because I'm raging?

0:16:24 Brennan: Yes, that's correct.

0:16:25 Rekha: What did I just say? 17 plus 9, so 26?

0:16:31 Brennan: 26 damage, damn. Awesome. Cool, you wham! Slam into the tree.

0:16:38 Rekha: Yeah.

0:16:39 Brennan: You have another attack if you want it.

0:16:41 Rekha: Good. 5 and do I get advantage on that?

0:16:46 Brennan: I'm gonna give you advantage on the first swing.

0:16:48 Rekha: Okay, cool, so that's 5 plus 11, 16.

0:16:51 Brennan: 16 hits, go ahead and roll damage.

0:16:54 Rekha: 6, 1, 7, plus 6, 13. Plus 9, 22.

0:17:00 Brennan: 22, oh, man! You guys see this giant tree land, boom! [epic music starts] And you, hoo, boom, boom! And just knock a whole fuckin' limb off into the sky. [groans] The fire on your hammer doesn't appear to make this tree very happy.

0:17:19 Rekha: Ooh!

0:17:20 Erika: Yay!

0:17:23 Brennan: Incredible! Awesome turn, that's going to be Efink.

0:17:28 Amy: Efink, all right, having healed her captain, she ventures forth into this fray. One, two, three, 15 feet and she calls forth her Beings of Protection, the Elven Paparazzi that swirls around her and gives everyone a false sense of celebrity but also the crippling insecurity that comes with it. And, yeah, little tiny necrotic Elven creatures with memory apperati swirl around her.

0:18:06 Brennan: Awesome.

0:18:07 Amy: 15 foot radius, so I'm actually hoping, one, two. Maybe I'll move one more.

0:18:11 Brennan: If you wanna move one more closer, yeah.

0:18:13 Amy: One more closer behind--

0:18:14 Brennan: Behind Leiland there?

0:18:16 Amy: Behind Leiland, yeah.

0:18:16 Brennan: Cool. We're crowding up there, just a fuckin' huge melee on the deck. Awesome! So the beginning of their turns, yes, we have Spirit Guardians active, great.

0:18:28 Amy: Yes, spirit guardians, that's right.

0:18:30 Trapp: This ship's just like, err.

0:18:34 Brennan: You could actually feel it, you and Bad Henry's like,

0:18:35 Bad Henry: Mm, this is bad.

0:18:38 Brennan: As you feel, like, the ship start to like prow down.

0:18:44 Markus: No one tell OSHA.

0:18:48 Erika: There's a little sign that says, we have gone zero days without an accident on this airship.

0:18:54 Rekha: If you could get John to perch here, it'll like, [mimes ship tipping]

0:18:57 Ify: Yeah.

0:18:57 Brennan: That's so funny.

0:18:59 Erika: Bad Henry's about to hang a one and then he's, like, oh, no.

0:19:02 Markus: Put it down.

0:19:04 Sokhbarr: Too soon.

0:19:04 Brennan: Henry, too, no.

0:19:05 Markus: Tree ruined our streak.

0:19:10 Brennan: Dope as hell. Okay, that's Efink. Now these eagles are going to go.

0:19:18 Matt: Shit.

0:19:19 Brennan: And this eagle turns around and looks at John and says,

0:19:22 Eagle: What in the hell are you wearing? That's not what our people wear.

0:19:26 Brennan: And he goes,

0:19:26 John: our people wear whatever we want. Are we the freest race of Elnor or are we not? Why can't I wear a hat?

0:19:32 Maggie: Yes, you can!

0:19:36 Brennan: This eagle flies straight for John in the air.

0:19:40 Ify: Ooh, eagle fight.

0:19:40 Brennan: Eagle fight. These guys sort of swing back over here. Then this one's gonna come straight for Lilith. Boost him up a little bit. So he's gonna make some attacks on Lilith now. Let's see. That's a hit. That's a hit as well. Lilith, you take first. You take 14 and then 16 points of damage. 30 all together.

0:20:12 Erika: I'll take it.

0:20:13 Brennan: So you take 30 points of damage, and I'm gonna need you to make two strength saving throws.

0:20:18 Erika: Oh, baby, okay. 20 and 14.

0:20:27 Brennan: Okay, DC is 13. So this eagle, [caws] and attempts, you guys see just sort of rip this spider off the fuckin' Crow's Nest and fling you into the ashy wastes of Gorgar and you, [crunches] eight legs pull you closer to the Crow's Nest and then, whoo, is going to move past you over here. And you do get an attack of opportunity on it as it flies but I don't think you are armed with a weapon currently. You can take an unarmed attack if you want.

0:20:56 Erika: No, but you, I believe that as an attack I can thorn whip?

0:21:01 Brennan: Oh!

0:21:01 Erika: Or web whip, use web whip?

0:21:03 Brennan: So go ahead and make a melee attack with that, yeah.

0:21:06 Erika: Okay.

0:21:06 Brennan: Mm-hmm.

0:21:09 Erika: 22.

0:21:10 Brennan: 22 hits.

0:21:11 Erika: Fantastic, so that is. 9 piercing damage.

0:21:22 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:21:23 Erika: And I pull it 10 feet closer to me.

0:21:25 Brennan: So you see this thing fucks you up, you, and pull it back closer to the ship as this lasso of web whips around its throat.

0:21:32 Trapp: Towards your butt, right?

0:21:34 Erika: At my butt. It's true.

0:21:37 Matt: Come back here!

0:21:40 Brennan: Finish him.So, [whooshes] pulls the eagle closer. That's gonna be Markus.

0:21:45 Markus: All right. Tavian, look, I can be mad at you because of the original reason I was mad at you which is after years of sitting through our regal tutors, he was like, I don't wanna do this. I'm gonna be an artist, I'm not gonna be here and at the last moment, stealing the throne from me? But what really grinds my gears is how you sent me out on a scouting mission to just leave me out in the dark.

0:22:12 All: Ooh.

0:22:16 Brennan: You see, he looks at you and says, he says,

0:22:18 Tavian: I, it's like, Markus, I have a question for you. You were lost, you were lost at sea. Do you have any proof other than your own feelings that we didn't look for you?

0:22:35 Markus: Yeah, 'cause I wasn't found. That's enough for me, Tavian.

0:22:40 Brennan: You see, he looks up at you and goes, says, he says,

0:22:42 Tavian: You are the most stubborn, stupid little brother that there has ever been! And I am through with it! You sided with a guy called the Lord of Shadows.

0:22:57 Markus: Yes.

0:22:57 All: Yay!

0:22:59 Tavian: Stop applauding!

0:23:01 Maggie: I miss you!

0:23:03 Tavian: Well, after I'm done with you, Kaelstoop is gonna be under a new rule. One that does, well, not, look, look. I'm a mercenary, I love, I've served the guy. Dah!

0:23:21 Sokhbarr: Yeah, tell him!

0:23:21 Maggie: Yeah! It's okay, it's okay.

0:23:24 Lilith: Fight well, Markus,

0:23:24 Erika: And so roll with advantage. I'm gonna use the reaction to roll with advantage.

0:23:28 Sokhbarr: You'll think of a good one later.

0:23:30 Lilith: Oh, you don't need.

0:23:33 Ify: Ah, so, I'll take the 19 that means it'll be 30. I'll move to get sneak attack.

0:23:38 Brennan: Cool. Awesome, and you actually probably can. Though this is a very Munchkin-y D&D thing to say, you have enough movement to actually move, shoot and get back to the helm in the same round if you want, it just means that you're not gonna be able to use your movement to gun the ship this time.

0:23:57 Ify: Okay, that's fine.

0:23:57 Brennan: Cool. So you alight up on the gunwale of the ship, roll your sneak attack damage.

0:24:05 Ify: All right.

0:24:05 Sokhbarr: Wait a minute, if Markus is there then who's flying the ship? [everyone laughing]

0:24:17 Amy: He actually is still yelling at you at the helm and as you sneak down, he just, his eye line is still at the helm, yeah.

0:24:28 Erika: Whoa!

0:24:29 Ify: All right, 35 damage.

0:24:31 Brennan: 35 damage, hell yeah. You fire right for his throat, he Uncanny Dodges, grazes the side of his neck, takes half damage and begins to sprint down the deck of the ship towards you. You hit him, alight back to the helm and Tavian is going to take a bonus action, Disengage.

0:24:57 Amy: Does, he's starting his turn kind of in spirit guardians. Does that matter?

0:25:01 Brennan: Yes, he does. So he will need to make a wisdom saving throw.

0:25:03 Amy: Sweet, 18.

0:25:06 Brennan: He does not succeed, go ahead and roll full damage.

0:25:08 Amy: I did and it's 26.

0:25:11 Matt: Woo!

0:25:12 Amy: 26 Paparazzi damage.

0:25:14 Matt: Oh, nice!

0:25:15 Rekha: They really can ruin you.

0:25:15 Paparazzi: Your left, your leg out! Leg out, leg out, give it to me! One side, turn around, back! Look over your shoulder!

0:25:21 Rekha: They take an awful photo of him.

0:25:22 Amy: Yeah.

0:25:25 Brennan: Hell yeah. Cool, you see Tavian is going to take a Disengage. There's no attacks of opportunity, he's gonna go five, ten, 15, 20, 25, 30. 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60. And he's up here on the gunwale of the ship, does not take an attack that round but is poised to sort of, over your head, on the gunwale. You know, goes,

0:25:56 Tavian: What happens when the world of men falls and you're rich? Do you think that their money will protect you when all the land is overrun by shadow and darkness?

0:26:07 Markus: We've already talked it over and yes, I'm gonna be fine. I'm gonna be fine. I might open up my own monster bank. Have you thought of that? Have you thought of monster banks? Monsters need banks, too. Also why haven't you included my friend, John Feathers, in your, in your collection of peoples?

0:26:25 Tavian: This fuckin' bird with clothes on? [everyone gasps]

0:26:28 Maggie: Don't you dare!

0:26:30 Brennan: See, John looks over to you.

0:26:30 Sokhbarr: It is what he is. He is a bird with clothes on. I don’t know if that’s an insult.

0:26:32 Lilith: But it was the way he said it!

0:26:33 Brennan: Seeing John's over and looks at you Maggie and goes,

0:26:36 John: Do I look stupid?

0:26:36 Maggie: No, you look fantastic and if you let someone tell you otherwise, I'll scream.

0:26:42 Amy: One of the paparazzi takes a really great picture of him.

0:26:46 Maggie: John, John, look, look! Look at the LCD screen!

0:26:50 John: Oh, it just flatters my collar bones. I look--

0:26:52 Maggie: Yes! Let that inspire you into confidence.

0:26:55 Trapp: Who is this mystery bird? Strollin' through the skies, gorgeous.

0:26:59 Rekha: Who wore it better? Tom Cruise or this mystery bird?

0:27:04 Brennan: Incredible. It's gonna be J'er'em'ih's turn. [Mike ululates]

0:27:09 Trapp: Who is immediately behind J'er'em'ih?

0:27:11 Brennan: That's Ol' Pickering.

0:27:11 Trapp: That's Ol' Pickering. I think J'er'em'ih's gonna sort of scramble up the thing and go for Tavian St. Vincent here. I think I've got enough movement to reach him, yeah?

0:27:23 Brennan: Yeah, for sure. Go ahead and just give me an athletics check for him. This guy's all swashbuckle-y but if he's gonna climb the gunwale after him. Give me a little athletics check for him.

0:27:33 Amy: Oh, he's got a parrot?

0:27:33 Brennan: Yes, he does.

0:27:35 Amy: Oh.

0:27:36 Brennan: It's a very swashbuckle-y nation--

0:27:37 Rekha: Do you have like a pirate spell?

0:27:38 Amy: Oh no.

0:27:38 Brennan: Where Markus is from.

0:27:40 Ify: Kaelstoop is essentially a pirate city. We're technically bad.

0:27:49 Trapp: A 9 plus 9 is 18.

0:27:51 Brennan: Okay, awesome, he's got no problem.

0:27:54 Trapp: Getting a little weird.

0:27:55 Brennan: So here's the thing, here's what the choice will allow you to make. He can either attack from the barrels and he could attack with disadvantage or he can be in this precarious position on the edge of the ship where some bad shit might go down and attack without disadvantage.

0:28:09 Trapp: I will, I will have him be a little safer and attack with disadvantage, let's do that.

0:28:19 Brennan: Cool, he jumps up here. Go ahead and make your attack with disadvantage.

0:28:23 Trapp: Cool.

0:28:27 Amy: Yay!

0:28:27 Trapp: Ooh! So that was a 3 plus 4 is 7.

0:28:31 Brennan: And then plus his normal attack.

0:28:32 Trapp: Plus his normal attack which is 10, so 17.

0:28:35 Brennan: That potion does its thing, man. And he hits.

0:28:40 Sokhbarr: It's full of what scream beasts need.

0:28:42 Rekha: Aww.

0:28:45 Trapp: Cool, so then I guess he's going to attack. First is 2d4. That is 13 damage from J'er'em'ih.

0:28:54 Brennan: Hell yeah. [ululation]

0:28:57 Rekha: Aww.

0:28:59 Brennan: Wonderful! Lilith, that's gonna be your turn.

0:29:03 Erika: So Lilith, still attached by the abdomen to this eagle, says,

0:29:12 Lilith: My fine feathered friend, see how disrespectfully your current allies speak of you? Now our dear friend, John, has joined us because he likes what we have to offer. Golden nests, beautiful eagle partners, the respect that pants bring. Join us.

0:29:35 Brennan: Wonderful, go ahead and make a, unless this is a spell you're casting?

0:29:38 Erika: Persuasion.

0:29:39 Brennan: Go ahead and make a persuasion check.

0:29:41 Erika: I'm going to use luck.

0:29:42 Brennan: Ooh, okay.

0:29:43 Erika: So I will roll at an advantage.

0:29:46 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:29:49 Erika: Ooh, that would be a, it's a 26.

0:29:54 Brennan: Whoa! You see, he turns around and says,

0:29:59 Eagle: You vile queen, mistress of darkness, there's like a golden nest situation?

0:30:07 Lilith: Yes, it's jewel-lined. Whatever you like, or perhaps if your aesthetic is a little less gaudy, we can work with some other precious metals.

0:30:16 Eagle: That's amazing. I don't suppose I could also just, and forgive me for reaching, I just wanna see, I just wanna know what my options are. Could I live in just a full house, just a house?

0:30:26 Lilith: Yes, absolutely.

0:30:27 Eagle: That would be great 'cause we all live in these nests and mountains and when it rains, we're all just fuckin' getting rained on.

0:30:34 Lilith: I always really wondered about that, was it sort of an aesthetic choice?

0:30:39 Eagle: No, no, just force of habit. Tradition, you know, you bring it up--

0:30:42 Lilith: I see, I see.

0:30:43 Eagle: To older eagles, you're like, we could build, we could build houses. And they're like, the eagles live in the mountains in these nests and you're like, we speak. We have a language, we don't have to eat dirty meat and blast shit everywhere and--

0:30:55 Sokhbarr: What's wrong with dirty meat?

0:30:56 Eagle: Hey, I'm not talking to you right now. [everyone laughs]

0:30:59 Brennan: Cool, so yes, you're actually. You see this eagle considers what you have to say and seems to turn over to your side.

0:31:06 Multiple: Yes!

0:31:08 Brennan: Cool, that's your action. Are you taking any bonus actions or movement?

0:31:11 Erika: No, I'll stay there.

0:31:11 Maggie: What's your name?

0:31:14 Eagle: Hmm?

0:31:14 Maggie: What's your name?

0:31:16 Lilith: Yes, what is your name?

0:31:16 Matthias: I am Matthias Feathers.

0:31:21 Maggie: Matt?

0:31:22 Matthias: What's that?

0:31:22 Maggie: Can we call you Matt?

0:31:23 Matthias: Matt's good.

0:31:24 Lilith: Relations to Jonathan?

0:31:27 Matthias: No relation, no relation.

0:31:29 Efink: Wait, wait, I did. I did hear of Matthias of Tiranath.

0:31:34 Matthias: Mm-hmm?

0:31:35 Efink: Wasn't there a warrior? A Matthias of--

0:31:36 Matthias: I'm named after him. My dad, my dad picked him up and flew him out of a forest when it was on fire and there were a bunch of wargs around, so.

0:31:46 Efink: Beautiful.

0:31:46 Matthias: There you go. But this small world.

0:31:54 Erika: Actually, as a bonus action. Since this is a bonus action, I'm gonna do Grasping Web.

0:31:59 Brennan: Oh cool, go for it.

0:31:59 Erika: So I conjure, I reach out with my arm and like this, some of the webs that are up here on the prow whip out and attach themselves to the tree.

0:32:16 Brennan: Cool.

0:32:17 Rekha: Ha ha.

0:32:17 Erika: And lash out and try to pull him off of the ship.

0:32:23 Markus: Please do. Please do, 'cause he's really slowing down this whole thing.

0:32:30 Brennan: Awesome.

0:32:30 Amy: It's like tilting forward.

0:32:31 Brennan: Okay, this is definitely a box of doom roll. Very early in the thing because well see, we have a lot of very perilous encounters here. Like, fuck damage, we're just gonna throw people out of the combat encounter.

0:32:44 Erika: You made it a very precarious terrain.

0:32:47 Brennan: Now normally this would be a dexterity roll, but because the main thing that this treant is doing the second it lands is rooting to the ground, we're actually gonna make this a strength saving throw for him, I'm gonna rule that as the DM. He's got an incredible strength saving throw, as you might imagine, your DC is 18. This treant gets a plus 14 to this roll. Now on a 3 or lower, you fling this guy into the skies. Which is not a no chance of happening. Here we go. Oh, sorry, no, plus 14 means that he needs a 4 or higher. So you have 3 or lower and he's toast. 13, he succeeds and probably would've succeeded even with a dex check.

0:33:28 Erika: Yes.

0:33:29 Brennan: You see that, so you try to whip him off.

0:33:35 Treant: I speak for the forest. The green places of the world, I can make an apple in my hand.

0:33:46 Sokhbarr: The problem with these guys is they're always like, I speak for the forest and they're never speaking for all the forest.

0:33:49 Maggie: Yeah, you really can't speak for all the forest, yeah.

0:33:53 Lilith: It needs to be intersectional.

0:33:55 Sokhbarr: For sure.

0:33:55 Maggie: Every tree's an individual.

0:33:57 Sokhbarr: Right, they're not speaking for the real gnarled trees.

0:33:59 Maggie: Yeah, the stumps, a twig.

0:34:02 Sokhbarr: Like who appointed you speaker of the forest?

0:34:05 Lilith: Was he elected? I mean, honestly.

0:34:06 Sokhbarr: No, he's just like, oh, I guess I'll do this now or write a big ol' think piece.

0:34:11 Markus: And personally, I'm just glad Stalker's not here, 'cause they'd be boning right now.

0:34:16 Maggie: Yes.

0:34:18 Lilith: Oh, I'm so glad you're glad that I killed him.

0:34:21 Markus: Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah.

0:34:23 Maggie: He's getting a good vibe off of you.

0:34:25 Markus: Still getting that good vibe.

0:34:27 Brennan: You see that John, you see John just fuckin' rakes his claw across this eagle in the back here, badly injures him, blood is everywhere and this eagle goes,

0:34:38 Eagle: Gah! Wicked bird!

0:34:40 Brennan: And you see John takes a little silk pocket square and throws it at him and says,

0:34:44 John: clean yourself up.

0:34:46 Multiple: Whoo!

0:34:49 John: I like it, it's a new look for me. I feel great.

0:34:52 Maggie: Yes, bitch!

0:34:56 Brennan: You see. That's gonna be Leiland.

0:34:59 Matt: Right, all right. Watching the tree get tugged but not actually forcibly removed from the bow of the ship and the kind of clusterfuck that has suddenly occurred here at the front.

0:35:10 Efink: You can do it, just know that your friends are around you, you will succeed, you will.

0:35:17 Leiland: I feel like you're seriously condescending me right now.

0:35:21 Efink: You're not wrong.

0:35:22 Leiland: I know, I trust me. I've worked with you long enough.

0:35:26 Matt: Seeing this scenario here, the Dwarves have been upsetting and I was about to go ahead and charge in but now everyone kind of clustered in the middle. I'm like, [grunts]. I'm gonna go ahead and climb up onto the edge, just kind of hold onto the side.

0:35:39 Brennan: Here you go and you get a little bit of putty right here.

0:35:41 Lilith: Don't do it, Leiland, you have so much to live for.

0:35:44 Matt: And he stepped off the base, oh god.

0:35:45 Brennan: And you get a little bit more putty.

0:35:47 Matt: More putty, all the putty.

0:35:48 Brennan: All the putty. Putty solves all our problems.

0:35:51 Trapp: It does, really.

0:35:52 Matt: And so I'm gonna go ahead and get right about there. Sort of, yeah, that's good, sure.

0:35:59 Brennan: That'll do it. So, wonderful.

0:36:01 Matt: Can I climb off the side, holding onto the edge, kind of looking around where Sokhbarr's standing?

0:36:07 Brennan: Mm-hmm.

0:36:09 Leiland: All right, let's see if we can make things a little bit chill.

0:36:14 Matt: And we're gonna go ahead and Cone of Cold and try to get both Bulric and this tree fellow in the blast up in that direction.

0:36:23 Brennan: Hell yeah, awesome. Go ahead and roll damage.

0:36:27 Rekha: Oh, I can use some Cone of Cold right now, gee.

0:36:31 Trapp: Is that gonna hit me and Maggie?

0:36:33 Brennan: No, he's made, taken great pains to just hit those two.

0:36:36 Erika: I like that he just said it quietly to himself and nobody else heard him, except for Lilith and she goes,

0:36:41 Lilith: oh, why don't you make everything a little more chill?

0:36:45 Sokhbarr: Oh, that is funny.

0:36:47 Maggie: Yeah, that's funny. Lilith!

0:36:48 Lilith: And I'm funny, yes, yes.

0:36:50 Maggie: You're killin' it now.

0:36:54 Amy: The paparazzi has turned completely away from Leiland and is snapping pictures of Lilith now. Great joke, told by Drider.

0:37:00 Matt: She was expected, expected, of course. That's gonna be 39 points of damage on a constitution saving throw.

0:37:09 Brennan: Ooh, man. Even both of them being very hearty and making their saves still take a full 20 points of damage. [imitates water spraying] As you see that all of the leaves in the treant's sort of massive head turn shades of brown, red, and orange as winter comes early. And Bulric, [roars] her lips crack and eyes freeze over. Both of them sustain a tremendous amount of damage and I will actually-- just give me a athletics or acrobatics check as you're hanging off the side of the ship here.

0:37:45 Matt: All right.

0:37:51 Brennan: We'll call it a DC10.

0:37:52 Matt: Cool, that's a 6.

0:37:55 Amy: No!

0:37:55 Brennan: So you hold on, I'm gonna need a dexterity saving throw from you.

0:37:59 Erika: Dang it!

0:38:00 Rekha: No!

0:38:00 Matt: Natural 1.

0:38:02 Amy: No, no! [everyone laughs]

0:38:03 Erika: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

0:38:06 Maggie: Leiland!

0:38:06 Brennan: You blast them, icy lips crack and you feel the full might of undeath unleash from you and you see that Goroomrara takes one step back, boom! And you just pop up off the top of the deck for a second and fall off the side of the ship.

0:38:23 Matt: Yes, which is great because nobody's paying attention to me, they're all looking at Lilith.

0:38:27 Multiple: Oh no!

0:38:29 Brennan: Incredible. You begin to fall.

0:38:33 Rekha: Wait, I, oh god. Can I, is there any way I can make some sort of argument for a reaction of holding my staff out just real quick?

0:38:43 Brennan: You guys have plenty of ways to address this. All on your turn.

0:38:47 Rekha: Yeah.

0:38:49 Ify: Okay, okay, all right, all right. I got plans.

0:38:52 Brennan: So Leiland, you begin to fall. Go ahead and make a perception check for me.

0:38:56 Matt: All right.

0:38:58 Erika: Oh and you have an advantage on perception checks.

0:39:00 Brennan: You have advantage on this.

0:39:01 Matt: Thank goodness.  It didn't help me. But I appreciate the attempt. That's going to be a 7.

0:39:10 Brennan: A 7, you don't notice much. [screams]

0:39:14 Matt: It's not even screaming, just as I lose, I'm like, of course. Why not?

0:39:20 Rekha: Oh my god.

0:39:23 Erika: No!

0:39:23 Brennan: Incredible.

0:39:24 Leiland: This is a shitty Tuesday!

0:39:28 Rekha: Oh my god.

0:39:29 Brennan: Yeah, this is your guys' worst day in a long time. Cool, you see that, it's now the pirates' turn. You see that Anne goes,

0:39:40 Anne: Aye, oh shit! He's over the side, man overboard!

0:39:45 Brennan: Yells that out. But these guys are all going, Bad Henry's gonna take a swing at Tavian. You see Bad Henry takes his spear and, hoo, harpoons Tavian in the side. Ol' Pickering is going to turn around and take his flintlock out, misses horribly.

0:40:08 Ol’ Pickering: All right, ya bastard, [whooshes]

0:40:10 Brennan: It sort of blows up in his hand.

0:40:12 Ol’ Pickering: I'll get another one,

0:40:12 Brennan: Throws it over the side. And Anne is going to rush down here and hurls this chain over the side all the way towards Leiland.

0:40:28 Amy: He's facing away from the chain.

0:40:30 Rekha: Doesn't see it.

0:40:30 Brennan: Who is plummeting. She's gonna actually make an attack roll to try and hit you.

0:40:40 Trapp: Just wrap a chain around.

0:40:42 Ify: Yah!

0:40:43 Matt: I'm in fuckin' freezing ice, maybe that'll help I don't know.

0:40:46 Brennan: Actually, yeah, she hits you with the thing. What happens with the Armor of Agathys again if someone hits you with an attack?

0:40:51 Matt: If someone hits me with an attack, they take 25 points of cold damage.

0:40:54 Brennan: Cool, you see she goes,

0:40:54 Anne: Don't worry, sir. I got ya! Woop, ah,

0:40:57 Brennan: And she is covered in ice.

0:41:00 Matt: In melee.

0:41:01 Brennan: Oh, in melee! Fantastic, this is a ranged attack. So you see that this chain wraps around you, and she's holding onto it . And you are now suspended on this chain and immediately she is, she, like, whips to the side and is like, has her feet up on the wall here as you fly back into the clouds stretching behind her on this chain.

0:41:29 Trapp: Water skiing.

0:41:33 Matt: My lips, psh.

0:41:35 Erika: Like a bird's nest like into.

0:41:37 Ify: And, Markus just shakes his head. He's like,

0:41:40 Markus: I'd marry that woman if it wasn't bad for workplace ethics.

0:41:46 Anne: I got ya, captain! The feelings are reciprocal but I'm trying to get paid like everyone else.

0:41:49 Markus: Yeah, you know. I don't, you know.

0:41:53 Brennan: Incredible. Cool, that's going to be Bulric now.

0:41:59 Amy: She needs to make a wisdom saving throw.

0:42:03 Brennan: She does not succeed.

0:42:06 Amy: Awesome, that's because it's the same turn 26.

0:42:09 Brennan: 26?

0:42:09 Erika: Wow!

0:42:11 Amy: 26 paparazzi damage.

0:42:11 Trapp: Is that from the spirit guardians?

0:42:12 Amy: Yes, yes. Necrotic damage actually.

0:42:17 Brennan: The paparazzi just draining the life from Bulric here.

0:42:21 Efink: You're ugly and fat.

0:42:24 Bulric: I like how I look.

0:42:27 Trapp: Yay!

0:42:27 Maggie: No body shaming.

0:42:30 Brennan: She's going to just wail on, she's gonna wail on Maggie, actually.

0:42:38 Rekha: No.

0:42:40 Brennan: You take 11 plus 6, 7. Halves to 8 damage 'cause you're raging.

0:42:46 Rekha: Mm-hmm.

0:42:47 Brennan: So that's 8 and then I'll have 14, 18, 22. And then 11.

0:42:51 Rekha: On top of that?

0:42:52 Brennan: On top of that, yeah. And I've halved that for you. So she takes her ax, wow wah! And I'm going to need you, actually, to make two strength saving throws, if you'd be so kind.

0:43:05 Rekha: So 7 and then I add this, plus 10 is 17.

0:43:10 Brennan: Cool, roll another one.

0:43:12 Rekha: 5 plus 10, 15.

0:43:14 Brennan: You actually roll with advantage on these saving checks, by the way.

0:43:17 Rekha: Oh okay, so I roll two more times or?

0:43:19 Brennan: Just roll one more time, you made the first one and roll the second one again.

0:43:22 Rekha: 1 plus 10, 11.

0:43:23 Brennan: So you fail the second one. You see that she goes ahead and knocks you 10 feet back with her second stroke of her ax.

0:43:36 Rekha: Okay, am I allowed to have, 'cause I have something called, what is it called? I set someone on fire or something.

0:43:44 Brennan: Hellish Rebuke?

0:43:44 Rekha: Yes.

0:43:45 Brennan: You wanna use Hellish Rebuke on her, you absolutely can. [everyone laughs]

0:43:48 Rekha: Can I set her on fire?

0:43:49 Brennan: Yeah, [laughs] you absolutely can.

0:43:51 Rekha: Does that set the ship on fire?

0:43:53 Brennan: No, that will not set the ship on fire. I think Hellish Rebuke, what does it say? Do you have it?

0:43:59 Rekha: Set someone on fire if they hurt me.

0:44:01 Brennan: Great. Hell yes, that's great.

0:44:03 Rekha: I can look it up for you.

0:44:03 Brennan: No, I got it right here. Hellish Rebuke, great.

0:44:07 Trapp: The Sparknotes version.

0:44:10 Brennan: Cool, go ahead and roll 2d10 damage.

0:44:16 Rekha: 6 plus 20.

0:44:17 Matt: Well, 2.

0:44:17 Rekha: Or wait, 2? Oh okay, this is so it's 2 plus 9?

0:44:20 Matt: 9.

0:44:23 Rekha: Okay, 11.

0:44:23 Brennan: 11 damage, cool. You see that you get knocked back. What does Maggie say to conjure this Hellish Rebuke?

0:44:32 Maggie: Don't touch me!

0:44:36 Brennan: She's engulfed in Hellish Fire. Screams out and that's Bulric's turn. You guys see Goroomrara take his two fists, hit the deck of the ship and start to grow roots into the ship. [imitates crackling] And I'm gonna need another perception check from Leiland.

0:45:00 Amy: Is it his turn? So he should make a wisdom saving throw as well.

0:45:03 Brennan: Yes, and he will. He fails that wisdom saving throw.

0:45:08 Amy: 26 necrotic damage from me just standing there. They ask him in 10 words or less, how he feels about this battle?

0:45:19 Goroomrara: I don't like it.

0:45:22 Matt: 16 perception.

0:45:22 Brennan: 16 perception. You are, [whooshes] back on this chain. [Matt grunting] You hear behind you [sputters]. The smoke and clouds and ash part and a goblin war zeppelin charges out with Olag leaning off the front going--

0:45:47 Amy: Oh no!

0:45:48 Olag: Somebody fight and kill me!

0:45:53 Amy: Oh my god.

0:45:53 Matt: Can I use my reaction?

0:45:57 Brennan: Yes, you may use your reaction.

0:45:58 Leiland: [yelling] Fuck!

0:46:00 Rekha: Is that a blimp? Or a hot air balloon?

0:46:03 Brennan: This is a goblin war zeppelin approaching behind you, I'm gonna move Leiland up a little bit. Here it is--

0:46:08 Erika: Do we know what that, what's in, what it's fueled by?

0:46:12 Rekha: Oh my god, look at it.

0:46:14 Erika: Is it just like hot air, hot air or it's not like filled with any flammable gases, is it?

0:46:21 Brennan: It's got like some kind of flammable gases up here, there's a bunch of, it's a crazy little device. Scootin' along.

0:46:29 Rekha: I love it.

0:46:30 Matt: The little steam on the top there.

0:46:33 Rekha: Someone pour what is it, what did the Hindenburg blow up from?

0:46:37 Trapp: Blew up from hydrogen.

0:46:37 Rekha: Hydrogen. Pour hydrogen in there and make it explode. Or make the eagles sit on it.

0:46:44 Trapp: It's got hydrogen, you just need fire.

0:46:45 Matt: To hatch it?

0:46:45 Rekha: Yeah, put the eagle on it.

0:46:48 Brennan: Put the eagle on it? Yeah, so Olag is here leaning, like holding onto the front. There's a bunch of goblins off to the side here. Archers that are hanging off the sides. You guys also see that there is like, there's sort of like belowdecks, this little hanging basket filled with enemies. Yeah, Olag is hanging off the front there and the zeppelin is going to fire on The Siren.

0:47:23 Ify: Ooh.

0:47:24 Rekha: Hmm.

0:47:26 Erika: Why?

0:47:27 Amy: You're dangling off the edge.

0:47:28 Brennan: That is a nat 20.

0:47:30 Amy: No, oh wait, I can react, hold on!

0:47:31 Matt: I have a plan now.

0:47:33 Amy: I would like to react, I can make that not be a thing. Maybe if The Siren can be my ally. As a reaction, any ally within 30 feet of me, I can turn that attack into a normal hit. As my Sentinel at Death's Door.

0:47:48 Matt: Within 30 feet.

0:47:50 Amy: But The Siren is right underneath me.

0:47:53 Brennan: This is the wording. The wording is, is the ally within 30 feet or the attack--

0:47:57 Amy: The ally. A reaction when you--

0:47:58 Matt: Oh, ally.

0:48:00 Amy: Yeah, an ally I can see within 30 feet suffers a critical hit, I can turn that attack into a normal hit. It's called Sentinel at Death's Door.

0:48:09 Erika: Look at that, that's the mad DM face.

0:48:12 Brennan: Robbing me of my critical hits. In this instance, I will say that because you have spent an entire couple of sessions establishing your character as extremely materialistic, this object is a personal friend of yours. And we will allow that reaction to be played. Incredible, still a lot of, certainly a confirmed hit, though, and a fair amount of damage as it is. That's gonna be 12d6 damage, would've been 24d6.

0:48:43 Efink: No, you don't, not on my stuff!

0:48:48 Brennan: 39, 39 points of damage to The Siren and you can record that. So yeah, 39 points of damage to The Siren and you feel at the helm, boom! The Siren takes a shot across the keel of the ship.

0:49:02 Ify: Markus looks over his shoulder and rather than being annoyed by this, he smirks and goes,

0:49:06 Markus: oh, you're takin' me back. We're havin' real airship battle now, boy!

0:49:12 Ify: And he rings a bell that alerts all the crew.

0:49:16 Brennan: You hear the shuffle of bristles and canons underneath the ship. There's, Ol' Pickering says,

0:49:22 Ol’ Pickering: right, lads, looks like we've company! Look alive, you worms!

0:49:27 Brennan: And then the archers on the ship are all gonna take shots at Leiland. You see a bunch of goblins pop out and go.

0:49:32 Rekha: No!

0:49:37 Brennan: Incredible. You see that the arrows, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping! harmlessly, and he says,

0:49:40 Olag: hit 'em in his eye! His eye! [everyone laughs]

0:49:46 Brennan: As the arrows clang on him, he hears you.

0:49:50 Sokhbarr: Leiland, how you doin' back there?

0:49:52 Leiland: Fine, laddie!

0:49:55 Brennan: Sokhbarr, that's you.

0:49:55 Trapp: Oh, back to me. All right. Just so I could just do a quick like sort of make sure I've got everything that's going on here. We got this tree running roots into the ship, we got a goblin zeppelin bearing down on us and specifically Leiland, and then we've got these eagles locked in battle here, right?

0:50:13 Brennan: That's correct.

0:50:13 Trapp: And one of these eagles has been, is maybe interested in and has turned to our side?

0:50:17 Brennan: Yes, absolutely.

0:50:17 Trapp: Okay. I don't think I'm in a very good position to be able to help Leiland. I don't think I have much that I can do--

0:50:22 Leiland: I've got it, it's fine, it's fine. Do your thing.

0:50:25 Lilith: Leiland, what are you doing down there?

0:50:28 Trapp: I still have that Ensnaring Strike on, so I think I'm just gonna. I'm gonna try again to hit Bulric.

0:50:36 Brennan: Cool.

0:50:38 Trapp: God damn it. That is, my goodness. I can't use any of my potions as a bonus action, can I?

0:50:46 Brennan: Not as a bonus action, but you are welcome to, but you have another bonus action that you can use to cast another spell or to just take another swing with the other ax.

0:50:53 Trapp: Sure. I'll take another swing with my second ax. I'll just keep fucking trying this. I can't fail every time, right?

0:51:01 Amy: No, that’s Leiland’s job.

0:51:01 Trapp: Ah, shit! that is a 3 plus 11. That's 14.

0:51:06 Brennan: Oh no! Yeah, you're just clanging off the Dwarf. She's like a fucking trash can, there's just nothing you can do. She's just like ping, pang, pong, ping, pong.

0:51:14 Sokhbarr: What the fuck is this thing? [rhythmically] Ting, tong, attack, attack, tong. Trapp mimes playing drums in the air.

0:51:18 Maggie: Oh my god, that's good!

0:51:20 Sokhbarr: Hey, thanks! You know, there's music all around us.

0:51:25 Brennan: Wonderful. J'er'em'ih can take a coordinated attack.

0:51:28 Trapp: Yeah, we might as well do that.

0:51:29 Brennan: Cool.

0:51:32 Trapp: Oh, Lordy, a 5.

0:51:35 Brennan: 5 plus.

0:51:35 Trapp: Oh, 5 plus 10, 15.

0:51:38 Brennan: Okay, 15 does not hit. So [squeals] J'er'em'ih takes a swing at Tavian, misses, that's going to be Olag. Leiland, you see Olag in the front looks at you and says,

0:51:52 Olag: Oh, curse thee. You are the one that made Lord of Shadows fall.

0:51:57 Leiland: No, it wasn't like that. He, it took, it was another. Ah, fine.

0:52:01 Olag: I will die by your hand!

0:52:04 Leiland: That I can get into.

0:52:08 Brennan: And he fuckin' leaps from the front to you. [yells] We're gonna make a box of doom athletics check for Olag right now.

0:52:19 Matt: Okay!

0:52:19 Ify: Oh my god.

0:52:20 Rekha: Why doesn't Olag just die? Why does he want someone to kill him?

0:52:25 Brennan: So Olag does have a plus 12 to athletics.

0:52:29 Matt: Yes, of course he does, it's fine. Why wouldn't he?

0:52:31 Brennan: Why wouldn't he? So the DC for this jump is gonna be 15. So he's just gotta roll a 3 or higher, otherwise it's so bad. Okay, I really need Olag to survive. 16, okay.

0:52:46 Rekha: Oh wow.

0:52:47 Erika: That would've been so Olag.

0:52:50 Rekha: fine.

0:52:52 Brennan: Olag leaps, bam, and hits and he's going to take some attacks on you, Leiland.

0:53:00 Matt: Of course, he is. Please do, I love it.

0:53:02 Trapp: Does that mean he takes cold damage as well?

0:53:04 Matt: He will, if he hits me.

0:53:06 Brennan: He hits you one time and he immediately takes, was that 25?

0:53:10 Matt: 25 points cold damage.

0:53:12 Brennan: Cool.

0:53:13 Rekha: Nice!

0:53:15 Brennan: Hell yeah. B b bum. So you see, this is very fun. I would make you make saving throws for a prone and knock back conditions, but it's literally just you whoa, whoa. Whipping around into the air for this ship. But he does hit you for only 13 points of damage. And then that is going to be--

0:53:45 Matt: Is he holding onto me? Like grabbing on and just like? [Brennan growls] [Matt laughs]

0:53:50 Brennan: Grappling you. He's like, reaches and you see his hand starts to freeze and he goes,

0:53:53 Olag: Yes, yes, it's starting to happen!

0:53:57 Leiland: No, you're robbing me of my joy now!

0:53:59 Olag: Yes!

0:54:00 Leiland: You're supposed to be scared!

0:54:03 Matt: All right, I'm at 12 temporary hit points.

0:54:05 Brennan: Cool, that is now going to be Maggie's turn.

0:54:08 Rekha: Okay, so question about my hammer. Is my hammer on fire?

0:54:14 Brennan: Yeah--

0:54:14 Rekha: Or like has a fire coming out of it?

0:54:15 Brennan: It's more like a burning ember, it's like a sort of volcanic hammer kind of thing than pure flames, but it deals fire damage, yeah.

0:54:23 Rekha: Okay, I would like to continue hitting this tree, such that I can burn it. And then we can make s'mores or something!

0:54:36 Trapp: Playing the long game.

0:54:37 Lilith: Well, as a mother, of course I have graham crackers with me.

0:54:40 Rekha: Oh, am I gonna need that on me?

0:54:45 Brennan: Hell yeah, okay, awesome. So Maggie you leap forward over here to the tree, as you leap forward to the tree, go ahead and make your attacks.

0:55:01 Maggie: Okay. 20!

0:55:02 Matt: Ooh! [everyone cheers]

0:55:04 Brennan: Oh no!

0:55:06 Trapp: You get something, right? When you crit? 'Cause of Brutal Critical.

0:55:08 Rekha: Brutal Critical. So what, what?

0:55:11 Brennan: An extra damage die, right? So wait, you have 7d6?

0:55:14 Rekha: I wrote 7 but this is all, like, nonsense garbage.

0:55:17 Brennan: No, I'm sorry. It's just when I should d6 but your 3d6 are being multiplied, so that's where the 7d6 comes from.

0:55:23 Rekha: Okay.

0:55:23 Brennan: So in other words, it is just 1d6 from Brutal Critical but your normal 3d6 are being doubled. So you're gonna roll 7d6 plus 9 damage for this attack.

0:55:32 Rekha: Okay, okay cool. All right, 5, 4 and 9. 9 plus 4, 13, 13 plus 6, 19. 19 plus 4, 23. 23 plus 2, 25, 26. What, 30 to 35?

0:55:46 Brennan: 35 points.

0:55:49 Rekha: Yay!

0:55:49 Erika: Bonk!

0:55:50 Brennan: Nope, you're right. Roll one more d6 on there, it is--

0:55:53 Rekha: Ah!

0:55:53 Brennan: Two at 13th level, that's absolutely correct.

0:55:54 Rekha: Okay, one more?

0:55:55 Brennan: One more, yeah.

0:55:56 Rekha: 5.

0:55:57 Brennan: So that's 40 points of damage.

0:56:01 Matt: Whack!

0:56:02 Brennan: I'm gonna, before I--

0:56:03 Trapp: Is that one attack?

0:56:03 Brennan: That's in one attack. I'm gonna ask you to roll other attacks if you are doing them, so roll your second attack if you're taking that.

0:56:09 Rekha: Okay, yes. 9. 9 plus 11, right? 20.

0:56:15 Brennan: That's gonna hit. Go ahead and roll damage and that's just gonna be 3d6 plus 9.

0:56:18 Rekha: Yes, okay. 6, 6, 4, 14, plus 9, 23.

0:56:25 Erika: Yeah!

0:56:27 Brennan: So you get knocked back by this Dwarf who's there defending her tree buddy. You go,

0:56:31 Maggie: Don't touch me!

0:56:33 Brennan: And you leap forward and, wha! Uppercut, like, swinging from below and rip this tree fully out of the ship and it bursts fully into flame and becomes a screaming hell tree.

0:56:47 Maggie: Oh my god, I love that campfire smell!

0:56:52 Efink: Yeah!

0:56:52 Maggie: It’s so nice.

0:56:55 Brennan: Incredible. Now, though, we are going to roll for the root damage from him being torn from the ship. I will say this, because it only got to extend roots for one round, this is only going to be 15d6 damage. It would've, another round would've been 30d6, another round would've been 45d6. So you did a very good thing getting this tree out of here as fast as fucking possible.

0:57:27 Rekha: As long as I did a good thing. And not a very bad thing for the ship.

0:57:32 Brennan: No, a hundred percent. So we're gonna roll this damage right now. Okay. You feel as though the roots tear out of the ship, the ship takes, ooh. 7.

0:57:46 Trapp: That's always a good expression.

0:57:49 Brennan: 11, 56 points of damage to The Siren.

0:57:54 Efink: Ooh, not my stuff.

0:57:59 Sokhbarr: That'll buff right out. That'll buff right out, you don't have to worry about that.

0:58:02 Lilith: I know a guy for that.

0:58:02 Rekha: So is the ship down to, like, 405 or something? What is the ship's HP at right now?

0:58:08 Ify: 405.

0:58:08 Brennan: 405, yeah. So that is Maggie's turn and what a turn. Efink, it's gonna be you.

0:58:16 Amy: Okay, what I'd like to do, I do want to do a Perception check and see if there's anything. I don't know if I can peer down a grate and see what's going on down there or if there's anything else that, you know, some tomfoolery shenanigans happening on the ship that I just wanna make sure.

0:58:32 Rekha: Now there's a big hole in it.

0:58:33 Amy: Oh yeah.

0:58:33 Brennan: Give me, give me a Perception check.

0:58:35 Erika: At advantage.

0:58:36 Amy: Thank you. Thanks, Lilith. And it's, oh my god, y'all. Okay, I rolled two 2’s so that's-- 12, 12 Perception.

0:58:44 Brennan: You look down there and see a bunch of smoke and shattered wood and you see there's a pirate, there's like a corsair down there being like,

0:58:51 Pirate: Ooh, there was some roots coming in from the top! Ah, this line of work.

0:58:59 Efink: Did everyone see the tree fly away? 'Cause I did.

0:59:03 Amy: Am I about 60 feet from butt, buttmunch? Titan, Titani what's his name?

0:59:10 Brennan: Tavian.

0:59:10 Amy: Tavian.

0:59:11 Brennan: Tavian, yes, he's within 60 feet.

0:59:13 Amy: I'm going to command him to grovel to the rightful leader because--

0:59:19 Ify: Oh, I like this.

0:59:19 Amy: I am sympathetic towards leaders and people in charge and on this ship, well, it is my friend, Markus, who is in charge, my liege, so that is a Wisdom saving throw to Tavian.

0:59:32 Brennan: Ooh, wisdom is not this guy's strong suit.

0:59:34 Amy: Hell yeah. And it's eight-- DC 18.

0:59:36 Brennan: And he rolled an 18 exactly. [everyone groans]

0:59:41 Brennan: Bummer.

0:59:41 Amy: Okay. So I tell him,

0:59:42 Efink: Hi, grovel to the rightful leader. Markus, see me over here. Yes, you, he is in charge of you.

0:59:50 Tavian: I'm pretty acrobatic, but even I would find it hard to grovel to myself.

0:59:54 Efink: Okay.

0:59:54 Tavian: Did you get that? I'm the rightful leader.

0:59:56 Markus: Yeah, no, I was just staring in disagreement. Cannot believe you, not on my ship.

1:00:04 Amy: Okay, cool, well then, yeah. Can I do anything else? Can I do anything else? Actually. Nope, I don't think I can.

1:00:16 Brennan: The eagles go. You see this guy, who's right here, and goes to attack John. John's looking badly injured.

1:00:28 Rekha: No!

1:00:30 Erika: No!

1:00:33 Brennan: However, you see this eagle turns and [caws] comes to attack the other eagle--

1:00:39 Amy: Oh, nice!

1:00:40 Brennan: And I'm gonna say that because they're all kinda flying here, they actually sort of dip out of sight of the ship as you guys continue to kind of race forward. So they are in your line of vision but are sort of out of range of spells as they're like circling back there. So you guys see that the other eagle, Matt, Matt Feathers, heads back. Heads back over to help John out. That's gonna be Markus.

1:01:07 Ify: All right. So I'm looking, I'm looking at Tavian and I'm like, I honestly don't wanna hurt you that much. I don't wanna hurt you but ooh, boy, is he looking bad in a way?

1:01:21 Brennan: He's looking injured. He's looking like has sustained maybe like more than half his hit points of damage.

1:01:27 Ify: Okay, at what point can, will I be able to apprehend him?

1:01:32 Brennan: At what point would you be able to force him to surrender or?

1:01:33 Ify: Yeah, yeah. Like I want, I wanna throw him in the--

1:01:38 Trapp: Brig.

1:01:40 Brennan: Throw him in the brig?

1:01:40 Trapp: Yeah.

1:01:41 Brennan: You can do non-lethal damage to him. So you can do a full sneak attack and make it non-lethal, if you just wanna knock him unconscious and have him tied up, you can absolutely do that.

1:01:48 Ify: Then that's what I'm going for. He's still family, but I'm definitely gonna make him suffer for the rest of his life.

1:01:55 Brennan: [laughs] hell yeah, go ahead and make your, go ahead and make your attack and your brother, J'er'em'ih's giving you advantage on this--

1:02:03 Ifu: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:02:05 Brennan: Well, not advantage but giving you Sneak Attack on this turn.

1:02:07 Ify: And it takes, like, a full turn if I wanted to switch back to the Fog of War, right?

1:02:10 Brennan: No, you can have an object interaction to do that, that's no sweat.

1:02:13 Ify: All right, so I'm gonna switch to the Fog of War for this one and I'm gonna just roll with advantage and then get sneaky. I'm glad I'm rollin' with advantage. Roll a 3 then a 4, so that's gonna be, that's gonna be 15.

1:02:31 Rekha: This encounter is--

1:02:31 Brennan: Incredible. So you take a swing at him, he parries it effortlessly. That's now going to be--

1:02:38 Ify: Ooh, no, that, I, we still don't see the zeppelin, right?

1:02:44 Brennan: Make a Perception check. No, you saw it 'cause you felt the ship get fired on.

1:02:48 Ify: Oh yeah, yeah, so is it in range of my broadside or is it still--

1:02:51 Brennan: So here's what you're gonna have to do, unfortunately, is you would have to maneuver the ship into broadside here. Which would mean, which would mean you either have to slow down to let it catch up to you suddenly or you would have to, like, steer sideways to get it alongside your guns.

1:03:11 Trapp: But we could gun it, right?

1:03:11 Ify: Yeah.

1:03:14 Brennan: You could try to outrun it, for sure.

1:03:15 Ify: Okay, but. If I broadside, does that, if I maneuver is that a bonus action or a full action?

1:03:23 Brennan: That is your movement to just maneuver.

1:03:26 Ify: Okay, okay, then I'll just maneuver it so we can get in range, I don't wanna--

1:03:30 Brennan: Ah, cool, do you wanna swivel to get in range? Just like turn the ship or do you wanna slow down so it suddenly catches up with you?

1:03:35 Ify: I'd turn the ship. I don't wanna lose speed.

1:03:36 Brennan: So you all just feel--

1:03:39 Rekha: Whoa!

1:03:40 Amy: Whee!

1:03:43 Rekha: See all the kids, whee!

1:03:43 Brennan: So because of. So because of that decision, your broadside will also affect Leiland.

1:03:50 Erika: Oh no! What, what is the range on it? Did it get closer at all or is it just that it's in range?

1:03:56 Brennan: No, it's just sort of equidistant because instead of it slowing down to let it catch up, you're like putting a hard steer and like Tokyo Drift-ing your airship.

1:04:05 Erika: Can you, ah man.

1:04:06 Ify: I'm gonna give it, I'ma give it a turn before taking a shot. Leiland, make your way up here. I need to shoot.

1:04:14 Erika: How far away is it?

1:04:16 Brennan: And let me ask, are you continuing to race the ship going full speed or are you just maintaining speed?

1:04:23 Erika: Get it in range.

1:04:25 Brennan: 'Cause if you, in other words, are you gunning it as fast as you can still? Just reorienting the ship but trying to keep at range of it? Or are you slowing down to be able to fire on it this turn?

1:04:42 Ify: I think I'm still gunning it forward, I don't wanna hit--

1:04:45 Erika: Get it close, get it close.

1:04:47 Ify: Yeah.

1:04:47 Brennan: Okay. So gunning it means it's gonna be kept away from you a little while and be out of broadside.

1:04:51 Ify: If, if--

1:04:51 Brennan: Or just a hard swivel and brake means you could fire on it this round.

1:04:55 Ify: Okay and, but, does it being slow or fast help Leiland at any, any way?

1:05:02 Brennan: If you fire this round, you're gonna hit Leiland. That's sort of the moral of this story.

1:05:07 Ify: Okay.

1:05:07 Erika: But, just. Can you get a close, I really wanna do a thing. I really wanna do a thing.

1:05:11 Ify: Okay, so I'll get it close because, you know, right now Lilith keeps shouting, get them closer.

1:05:18 Brennan: You guys all kind of make a hard brake of the ship. As you do that, I'm gonna need just a DC 13 Dexterity save from everybody who's on the ship right now. And I'm gonna make one for Tavian, as well.

1:05:34 Rekha: Dang it.

1:05:35 Erika: Well, you have a bunch of them.

1:05:36 Rekha: 15 plus 2, 17.

1:05:38 Brennan: Did anyone not make the Dex save?

1:05:40 TRapp: I don't think I did.

1:05:40 Amy: I rolled a 2 and I have no modifiers.

1:05:42 Rekha: What was it again? What was the number?

1:05:44 Ify: 13.

1:05:45 Rekha: Okay.

1:05:45 Brennan: Cool.

1:05:47 Trapp: Hold on, I gotta roll for J'er'em'ih.

1:05:49 Brennan: 13, did anyone not make it?

1:05:51 Trapp: I didn't and J'er'em'ih's good.

1:05:54 Brennan: Cool, nothing huge just you both go prone. So Sokhbarr goes prone and Efink go prone as the ship, like, swings around--

1:06:01 Amy: But do I get to maintain my guardians?

1:06:03 Brennan: Yeah, there's no damage. Your guardians are still fine, everything's good. You won't be able to move as much on your next turn.

1:06:07 Amy: I do wanna say, though, it's a radius so if there's anything that's an enemy below me, which I'm scared of, they're getting some damage, too.

1:06:16 Brennan: Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, cool. So you moved the ship, took your attack and are you firing this round or no?

1:06:23 Ify: No, I'm good.

1:06:23 Brennan: Cool, cool.

1:06:24 Ify: I don't wanna--

1:06:24 Brennan: At the end of your round, at the end of your round--

1:06:26 Matt: Play as you will.

1:06:27 Brennan: At the end of your round, you guys see five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40. Olag uses legendary action and just, [grunts] just starts climbing up the chain towards the ship.

1:06:43 Amy: Oh my god, he even doesn't think you can kill him. [Amy laughs]

1:06:48 Rekha: Oh!

1:06:50 Brennan: However, you do get an attack of opportunity on him as he departs from your threatened area.

1:06:55 Matt: Can I?

1:06:55 Brennan: If you wanna use your reaction.

1:06:56 Matt: I would. Could I, could I go ahead and make it a grapple?

1:07:01 Brennan: Ooh, yes, absolutely you can. Absolutely can.

1:07:06 Matt: I don't know if I'm gonna be any good at it, but.

1:07:07 Erika: Ah! Yeah, go ahead, as a reaction, I'm gonna say roll with advantage.

1:07:14 Multiple: Ooh!

1:07:15 Brennan: It's an attack, so I'll allow that. I will allow that. So he's got a plus 12 to this roll.

1:07:20 Lilith: You can do it, Leiland.

1:07:21 Maggie: Yeah, Leiland!

1:07:24 Brennan: He's got a 21, so you can beat a 21.

1:07:27 Matt: Natural 20! [everyone cheers]

1:07:38 Brennan: Holy shit. So, yeah, Olag goes to try and move and your icy gauntlet stabs into the meat of his leg and you feel his whole body grip with momentary paralysis and icy mist escapes from his mouth as he's frozen in place. His speed reduced to zero.

1:07:59 Matt: As I grab him and kinda make eyes with the ship, I just say,

1:08:01 Leiland: cut the chain!

1:08:03 MAggie: Cut the chain?

1:08:05 Amy: Oh no, no, no.

1:08:10 Brennan: Holy shit! Oh no! Tavian is going to make three attacks on you, all with advantage, that one hits. That one hits. Does not hit, actually. And he goes ahead and deals you.

1:08:29 Matt: And with that natural 20, it was 22.

1:08:34 Erika: I can't believe it.

1:08:35 Rekha: Barely. Very cool.

1:08:40 Brennan: Extremely cool. You, so you take--

1:08:42 Rekha: Tons of style.

1:08:44 Brennan: You take 22 points of damage.

1:08:47 Ify: So I'm gonna take 11 and use Uncanny Dodge and use Slippery As An Eel to leave the hands of the helm of the ship. Be like,

1:08:55 Markus: get him, Bad Henry. I got some business to attend to

1:08:59 Maggie: Whoa, another wet friend.

1:08:59 Ify: And move down and help out with the chain.

1:09:02 Brennan: With the chain. Cool, awesome. You see Bad Henry looks at you, jumps to the helm as you do this and says,

1:09:11 Bad Henry: looks like our enemies are in for a bad time.

1:09:16 Markus: Works every time.

1:09:19 Brennan: Cool, use your reaction to do Slippery As An Eel and get the hell out of there. J'er'em'ih's turn.

1:09:24 Trapp: Cool, I'm gonna start with a question. Now in the previous round when I was trying to have J'er'em'ih smell out the Hamhead, we were using an investigation check. On here it says, for keen smells he has advantage on perception checks really to smell. Can I do this as a perception instead of investigate?

1:09:41 Brennan: Sure, if you'd like to. But I will make that more, it's not as much like an active search but if Galfast is around or nearby.

1:09:49 Trapp: Got it, it's not like a tracking sniffing kind of thing.

1:09:51 Brennan: It's more of a passive thing, but go ahead and roll the perception, if you'd like.

1:09:54 Trapp: Sure, Christ, okay, so that is 7 plus, plus 6, so that is 13.

1:10:03 Brennan: Hell yes, so 13 is your highest roll. So, no, J'er'em'ih does not sense Galfast.

1:10:09 Trapp: All right, well so then I guess while I'm here if I don't really have a clear, anything clear there I'm just gonna, he's just gonna attack Tavian here, I guess.

1:10:18 Brennan: Cool, go for it.

1:10:20 Trapp: Third, that's low, okay so 23.

1:10:22 Brennan: Go ahead and roll damage.

1:10:26 Trapp: All right, that is 15 damage from ol' J'er'em'ih there.

1:10:31 Brennan: J'er'em'ih opens his beak and a horrifying wet proboscis with a smaller beak on it, jabs into Tavian's chest. [squawks]

1:10:42 Rekha: It's like a cuckoo clock.

1:10:44 Matt: Oh god.

1:10:48 Brennan: Incredible.

1:10:48 Sokhbarr: That's my boy.

1:10:51 Brennan: Lilith, that's you.

1:10:53 Erika: Okay, question for you. How far away is the airship? From the goblins?

1:11:01 Brennan: Right now, you are about, you're like 75 feet away.

1:11:07 Erika: Dang it, okay. Okay.

1:11:10 Leiland: Cut the chain.

1:11:13 Erika: Do you really?

1:11:14 Matt: Do what you want.

1:11:15 Erika: All right, so Lilith calls out to Tavian.

1:11:18 Lilith: Tavian, you are wounded. Why must you attack your kin like this? Couldn't it be some just misunderstanding? Put down your swords and let's talk.

1:11:33 Brennan: Cool, go ahead and make a persuasion check. I'm gonna say with disadvantage 'cause he just got beak-stabbed by a monster. [everyone laughs]

1:11:40 Erika: How, if we are, if I use luck, does that even out the disadvantage?

1:11:46 Brennan: That'll even out the disadvantage.

1:11:47 Erika: Okay, I'm going to do that.

1:11:47 Brennan: Cool.

1:11:52 Erika: That's a 23.

1:11:55 Brennan: 23, that's a great roll. You see he looks up at you as he's fighting--

1:12:00 Efink: Nice, nice try, Lilith. He's impervious, I swear.

1:12:04 Brennan: He looks up at you and says,

1:12:04 Tavian: These are my kin. If you would join my cause I would see you paid handsomely for your effort.

1:12:12 Lilith: I don't want your money, what are you?

1:12:14 Markus: It's all we know how to deal with. The St. Vincent family only deals with money.

1:12:18 Lilith: What am I going to do with money?

1:12:20 Markus: Not loyalty.

1:12:21 Maggie: So sad.

1:12:23 Efink: I get it.

1:12:24 Brennan: You sense, you sense that he is not hostile to you but that he is bent on killing his brother here.

1:12:31 Erika: As a bonus action, the grasping web up top is going to lash out and, and yank the chain.

1:12:43 Brennan: That is a million miles out of range but a very cool roleplaying thing to do, so we're going to allow it. Awesome, so, whoosh, you command the web, it spins out and whips out of the hands of Anne and Markus and you and Olag go flying back through the air. We will deal with that at the beginning of your turn, Leiland.

1:13:07 Lilith: I hope this is what you wanted.

1:13:09 Brennan: Olag looks horrified. He's--

1:13:11 Trapp: Not delighted?

1:13:13 Brennan: He goes,

1:13:13 Olag: Not like this, not like this! From weapons, not the ground!

1:13:19 Rekha: Weapons.

1:13:21 Brennan: Incredible. Leiland, as you have seen the chain severed, through the air coming from in front of you guys, you hear,

1:13:32 Vinguri: [screeches] oh, Leiland!

1:13:36 Brennan: Riding on dire bats.

1:13:38 Matt: Shit.

1:13:39 Brennan: The three-- [everyone shouting] The three remaining Vinguri, all soar through the air. [shrieks] And--

1:13:53 Amy: Shit.

1:13:53 Rekha: Should have killed them all!

1:13:55 Brennan: This one, this dire bat flies past, I'm actually gonna say that this one leaps to the Crow's Nest to fight Lilith.

1:14:04 Ify: Ooh.

1:14:04 Erika: Oh, yes.

1:14:06 Brennan: Miles up there, as this bat needs to fly. Toby lands on the deck right here.

1:14:16 Matt: Fucking Toby.

1:14:17 Brennan: [laughs] And then this, Oswald lands here on the deck next to Markus. And you see that all of them land there, their bats, they call out and say,

1:14:34 Oswald: We have come for the crown of the king of the Ving-- Leiland, what the fuck? Shit, okay, bats, bats!

1:14:45 Brennan: But they're gonna take some swings at you guys. Lilith. Yeah, that's two hits there.

1:14:52 Erika: Aw, rats.

1:14:54 Brennan: Lilith, you take 23 damage from one hit. 22 from another.

1:14:58 Erika: Ouch.

1:15:02 Brennan: And I'm gonna need you to make two constitution saving throws.

1:15:08 Erika: Nat 20 and 7.

1:15:15 Brennan: You suffer a level of exhaustion.

1:15:20 Amy: Brennan, not to be crazy, but this guy's definitely within 15 feet of me, so he's gonna have to make a wisdom saving throw.

1:15:26 Brennan: Yes actually, they both are as they enter. Both of them.

1:15:30 Matt: Spirit guardians.

1:15:32 Amy: I don't have to do anything, just lay down.

1:15:34 Rekha: Yeah, you're still standing, yeah.

1:15:36 Matt: I got good people.

1:15:38 Brennan: Both of them fail, how much damage?

1:15:39 Amy: Okay, this time it's 21 points of damage.

1:15:42 Brennan: 21--

1:15:42 Amy: Necrotic damage.

1:15:44 Brennan: Necrotic damage, gotcha. And then that bat that takes 21 as well.

1:15:50 Amy: Bat's dead. [everyone cheers]

1:15:56 Brennan: Paparazzi just--

1:15:56 Amy: I'm like, I'm like posing on the ground, rose petals are falling, like I'm doing nothing. The paparazzi's loving it.

1:16:05 Brennan: Whoa!

1:16:05 Amy: I'm wet and hot.

1:16:06 Brennan: The Vinguri's attacking Sokhbarr and he has advantage and he just rolled two 4s. So he misses there and then hits on the next one. You take 16 points of damage and I'm going to need a constitution saving throw.

1:16:21 Sokhbarr: Okay, god damn it. That's, that's 8.

1:16:28 Brennan: You suffer a level of exhaustion. And then one's gonna go for Markus.

1:16:33 Ify: Ooh.

1:16:33 Brennan: And misses both times.

1:16:35 Markus: Yeah, ha, ha! You're in my town now.

1:16:41 Brennan: And then these bats are actually gonna do a little bit of fucking around. They miss both times. Cool. That's now going to be, Leiland.

1:16:53 Matt: All right, so, with. With the chain snapped, the ship slowing, the zeppelin coming up from behind is there a chance to try and land?

1:17:02 Brennan: And like land on the zeppelin? I'm gonna say there 100% is. You're going with Olag, I will say this. There's going to be a high difficulty to just perfectly land, but now you also have this length of chain with you if that goes south. So.

1:17:23 Rekha: Lasso it.

1:17:23 Brennan: So we're going first roll. No, we're gonna make this a DC 15 dexterity saving throw, just to catch onto the ship by hand. [Matt chuckles]

1:17:36 Matt: I'm a warlock, so. Dexterity is not my speciality.

1:17:40 Brennan: Need a 14 or higher. 10.

1:17:43 Matt: No.

1:17:44 Brennan: All right, so you don't catch onto it by hand. Now you have this chain, though. All you've gotta do is hit this thing with an attack, right? And because it's kind of like coursing with your cold energy, you can use your primary weapon attack to try to lasso this thing. So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna roll in the box of doom again. You're trying to hit an armor class of 16 on this zeppelin.

1:18:06 Matt: All right.

1:18:06 Erika: Ah! I'm gonna say you should roll with advantage.

1:18:10 Brennan: Cool, have you taken your turn in between the last time you--

1:18:12 Erika: Ah, it was, yeah. So at the end of the last round, he used it and then I had my turn.

1:18:22 Brennan: Eight, that's, that hits, right? No, yes.

1:18:23 Matt: That's plus 10.

1:18:25 Brennan: Plus 10, yeah 18 hits. So you, you and Olag snap back here, get a length of chain wrapped around the front of this thing and are now much closer, you're about 10 feet of chain away from the zeppelin here. Cool, that's just your movement to get the chain on there. You still have, oh no, sorry. That was an attack, you used your movement, didn't catch it, attack action, so you have a bonus action if you want.

1:18:51 Matt: All right. [sighs]

1:18:55 Brennan: Or your movement if you wanna try to get up onto the zeppelin.

1:18:58 Matt: I will use my movement to try to get up on the zeppelin.

1:19:00 Brennan: Okay, cool, awesome. Just give me, we'll call it a DC 10 athletics check.

1:19:06 Matt: Hoo hoo! 10 exactly. 8 plus 2.

1:19:10 Brennan: Insane, cool! You clamber your way here onto the top of this thing. We're just gonna leave

1:19:17 Rekha: Ah, safety.

1:19:17 Brennan: You here with all these, and you see all these goblin archers turn to look at you and go [snarls].

1:19:23 Matt: Is that, just one minute and then getting up a little more. [panting] [Matt whooshes] Flames emerge from his eyes.

1:19:35 Brennan: Hell yeah. Bad Henry, gonna use to steer the ship. He calls down to you and says,

1:19:39 Bad Henry: Broadside, Captain?

1:19:44 Markus: Broadside.

1:19:44 Brennan: All right! And he's going to launch a broadside. He's gonna make an attack. Rolled Nat 1.

1:19:56 Rekha: Yeah!

1:19:57 Brennan: So, you see that he--

1:19:59 Sokhbarr: Bad Henry, that was not good. [everyone laughs]

1:20:03 Bad Henry: It's right there in front of you, why wouldn't you say it?

1:20:05 Sokhbarr: I'm sorry, what?

1:20:07 Bad Henry: Why wouldn't you say it was bad?

1:20:11 Brennan: Ol' Pickering is going to take a swing but he just rolled a Nat 1, too. He takes a new flintlock, bam, his hand blows up and he goes,

1:20:23 Ol’ Pickering: Right, I'm going downstairs. [everyone laughs]

1:20:27 Brennan: And Ol' Pickering goes belowdecks.

1:20:31 Erika: No!

1:20:32 Brennan: Anne.

1:20:32 Erika: I'm so scared.

1:20:33 Brennan: Anne. Anne, Anne looks at you, Anne's actually gonna come over here and take a swing at this Vangorian next to you and then, Anne stabbed the Vinguri with you, Markus, Oswald for 12 points of damage. Way to go, Anne. That's going to be Bulric. Who's going for at the beginning of--

1:20:59 Amy: She needs to make a wisdom save check.

1:21:01 Trapp: I have a quick question.

1:21:02 Brennan: She fails, go ahead and give me damage.

1:21:04 Amy: 23.

1:21:04 Brennan: 23, hell yeah. Bulric steps forward and is gonna take some swings at you, Efink.

1:21:12 Amy: Oh no, why? [laughs] Don't do that.

1:21:17 Brennan: She gives you 12 and then eight points of damage. So 20 damage all together.

1:21:22 Amy: Okay.

1:21:24 Matt: Do you have to make a constitution saving throw as well for spirit guardians?

1:21:27 Brennan: So yeah, make two constitution saving throws for spirit guardians.

1:21:28 Amy: Okay. And what am I trying to hit?

1:21:32 Brennan: Just 10 on each one.

1:21:35 Amy: No.

1:21:36 Brennan: Spirit guardians--

1:21:37 Amy: Do I get to add anything to that?

1:21:39 Matt: It's your constitution saving throw.

1:21:41 Amy: Oh, constitution, oh okay, so, no.

1:21:46 Brennan: Very cool, good to know. Future reference and no, I fail. So you see she goes and she says, she looks down and goes, looks like,

1:21:50 Bulric: Elfie, vanity will be the death of honor.

1:21:57 Brennan: Whap, and whaps you on the back of the head. With just like this half--

1:21:59 Efink: Oh, thank you, for sparing my face, though.

1:22:04 Brennan: And your spirit guardians vanish.

1:22:06 Amy: Okay, that's fine.

1:22:08 Brennan: Cool, that goes back to the top of the order now that the tree is fucking gone and this zeppelin with Olag behind it rams The Siren. Olag's back here still frozen up, Leiland, these archers are all here. It's going to make an attack. Because they have that mangler on the front, they're going to go ahead and do max damage for their ship which is gonna be 25d6 and they're gonna try to take half of that.

1:22:48 Amy: What?

1:22:49 Brennan: Same thing that The Siren's able to do, the zeppelin's able to do. So they're gonna do 25d6 damage to The Siren and they're going to take, if they can make a successful pilot check they're going to attempt to take half of that. Rollin' lots of dice. Kind of having a hard time getting them all in my hand.

1:23:10 Erika: Okay.

1:23:11 Amy: Yeah, okay.

1:23:11 Erika: All right.

1:23:12 Trapp: Great, good.

1:23:15 Brennan: Cool, they deal, they deal 84 points of damage to The Siren. As they ram the front.

1:23:27 Sokhbarr: You know, we find a good guy. They'll be able to take care of that no problem. We'll be okay. Everything's okay, everything's okay.

1:23:34 Lilith: I have a cousin that does that sort of work at great rates.

1:23:35 Brennan: These, and you see that they successfully make their piloting check, but their ship does sustain some damage as it crashes into The Siren. It starts shooting up a hole in the side of The Siren. Anyone, so Markus and Leiland give me perception checks.

1:23:52 Ify: All right.

1:23:52 Erika: At advantage.

1:23:53 Ify: The ship's down to 321. Oh my gosh.

1:23:57 Erika: At advantage.

1:23:58 Ify: I'll add advantage. 12.

1:24:00 Brennan: 12, gotcha.

1:24:02 Rekha: [laughs] Geez. It's--

1:24:03 Erika: Oh, is it from--

1:24:04 Brennan: No worries.

1:24:04 Ify: It's gonna be 17 for me.

1:24:08 Brennan: Cool, so if you guys know about goblins, by the way, these goblins are just goblins. They are not a threat to you guys. One thing you should know about goblins in general, though, is that there's a slim chance for all goblins that are in the Blood Keep that they have a bomb in them. Just a slim chance.

1:24:25 Erika: What?

1:24:26 Rekha: Oh okay.

1:24:26 Brennan: There's just a slim chance that they have a bomb in them. Just something to know when you're fighting goblins.

1:24:32 Lilith: How did the bombs get in there? Did we put them there? Is this on us?

1:24:36 Trapp: Oh boy, oh boy.

1:24:39 Brennan: You take, Leiland takes 20 points of damage as these goblin archers start peppering you with arrows. That's going to be Sokhbarr.

1:24:46 Trapp: Cool. All right so I'm currently prone. How does that work to get back up?

1:24:54 Brennan: Half your movement.

1:24:54 Trapp: Half my movement. Let's do it. So I will take that half movement and I'm gonna stand up. Cool and then from here I am. All right, well, I was initially wailing on that Dwarf and that didn't work out that well for me. So, I, you know what? This feels stupid to keep doing the same thing every time but god damn it, I want to hit someone. I'm so angry, just like gah! So I'm gonna, I'm gonna try to. I'm just gonna kind of turn around and--

1:25:27 Erika: Do something with the bats?

1:25:27 Trapp: I'm sorry, what?

1:25:28 Erika: Oh no, no, go ahead, play, please.

1:25:31 Trapp: I'm not too concerned about those bats. So I'm gonna try, I'm just gonna try to wail on this Vinguri here.

1:25:37 Brennan: Here we go.

1:25:37 Trapp: You're kidding me. That is 15.

1:25:40 Brennan: 15 does not hit.

1:25:43 Trapp: God damn it. I've got two, two axes.

1:25:46 Brennan: Ah, you have two axes. Go ahead and roll for the other ax.

1:25:49 Rekha: Yes!

1:25:49 Trapp: So, so angry. Here we go.

1:25:55 Multiple: Hey!

1:25:57 Trapp: That is 27.

1:25:57 Brennan: Cool!

1:25:59 Erika: The curse is broken!

1:25:59 Brennan: Go ahead and roll damage.

1:26:01 Trapp: Great. 6.

1:26:03 Brennan: Plus 6 is--

1:26:05 Trapp: Plus 6, sorry, 6 plus 6, oh it was 6, 12.

1:26:08 Brennan: Hell yeah.

1:26:10 Trapp: And then since this, finally my Ensnaring Strike is being used, you must succeed a strength saving throw.

1:26:17 Brennan: Ooh. Natural 5 on the die, this Vinguri is whoosh. And the rotten wood and you see that chunks of the treant that was killed here burn and grow into a warped charcoal evil tree thing that wraps up the Vinguri and snares it in thorns and vines as you whap, thwack into it with your ax.

1:26:37 Erika: Yeah!

1:26:37 Rekha: Yeah!

1:26:38 Trapp: Great. So it is restrained and since I cast this as a third level spell on the start of its next turn, it takes 3d6 damage.

1:26:43 Brennan: Ooh! Jesus.

1:26:48 Matt: Restrained is bad.

1:26:48 Brennan: Restrained is so bad.

1:26:51 Sokhbarr: If we need another crown, I know where we can get one, guys. [everyone laughs]

1:26:59 Brennan: Awesome and then J'er'em'ih has a coordinated attack.

1:27:01 Trapp: Yes, he does. Well, he's just gonna hit Tavian.

1:27:05 Brennan: Go for it.

1:27:05 Trapp: Great. Ooh, that is 8 plus 10 is 18.

1:27:10 Brennan: 18 hits.

1:27:10 Trapp: Great. 4 plus 10 is 14.

1:27:15 Brennan: 4 plus 10 is 14. Awesome, 4 plus 10. Okay, 14 damage to Tavian. Tavian is looking extremely hurt. On the verge of death.

1:27:21 Amy: Yay!

1:27:25 Brennan: Awesome. [shrieks] That is going to be Olag's turn. Olag, you see, rests the chain here and [growls] swings under the heel of the ship and pops up back over here.

1:27:45 Rekha: Oh, J'er'em'ih.

1:27:49 Erika: He does not.

1:27:49 Brennan: He does. And Olag is going to, huge acrobatics swing, and then Olag is gonna go for J'er'em'ih.

1:28:02 Sokhbarr: No, J'er'em'ih!

1:28:06 Brennan: What's J'er'em'ih's AC again?

1:28:08 Trapp: 16.

1:28:08 Brennan: Okay. He deals, first 13 damage to J'er'em'ih. And then 11 damage to J'er'em'ih. Give me two strength saving throws for J'er'em'ih.

1:28:27 Amy: Ooh.

1:28:28 Trapp: Very good. 13.

1:28:34 Brennan: Okay.

1:28:35 Trapp: And then, 24.

1:28:40 Brennan: Cool, both succeed. He is not knocked down, nothing bad happens.

1:28:45 Trapp: J'er'em'ih. Great.

1:28:46 Brennan: Maggie, that's your turn.

1:28:47 Rekha: Okay. Do we, is there something I can do to see if I have sense of? What is their-- Hamhead? In the ship, I keep kind of forgetting that she might be in the ship or did we, did we answer that already?

1:29:00 Brennan: You did not answer that.

1:29:00 Rekha: Okay. Can I use, I guess, my woman's intuition, you know? Whether or not--

1:29:06 Brennan: What sort of action do you want to take?

1:29:07 Rekha: Yeah, let me think. Is there, is it just like a check or something?

1:29:13 Brennan: Well, like, looking, you can look around on the deck or you can go investigate and search for her or you can, mm-hmm.

1:29:19 Rekha: I will, can I investigate and search for her?

1:29:23 Brennan: Yeah, are you gonna try to go belowdecks?

1:29:25 Rekha: I guess so, I guess if there's nothing up here that I see then yeah.

1:29:27 Brennan: Cool. There's like a grate right next to you. You smash a grate, jump down.

1:29:37 Efink: No, where are you going? Oh, god no.

1:29:38 Maggie: Oh my god! [laughs]

1:29:42 Brennan: Belowdecks, yeah, you jump through the crate. Boom. You're right down here. Give me a perception check.

1:29:54 Rekha: 11.

1:29:56 Trapp: And you get to take an advantage, right?

1:29:58 Erika: Yeah, at advantage, so.

1:29:59 Rekha: Okay, so 11 plus 2, 13. 7 plus 2, 9.

1:30:04 Trapp: So it's the highest one.

1:30:04 Rekha: Oh okay, 11, 13.

1:30:06 Brennan: You do not see anything down here but you do hear mangle, or actually, overhear this like mangling, sawing of wood as, the mangler on the front of the zeppelin is like chewing into the side of The Siren.

1:30:20 Rekha: I see.

1:30:20 Brennan: But it is strangely quiet down here, with the exception of Ol' Pickering who's sitting over here going,

1:30:27 Ol’ Pickering: Hoo! Hoo!

1:30:31 Maggie: Are you doing okay?

1:30:31 Ol’ Pickering: Not particularly. No, I.

1:30:33 Maggie: Your hand?

1:30:34 Ol’ Pickering: Hand blew up.

1:30:34 Maggie: Yeah.

1:30:35 Ol’ Pickering: You know, it's a new technology, firearms, so.

1:30:38 Maggie: Yeah.

1:30:39 Ol’ Pickering: There's more to learn.

1:30:39 Maggie: Well, you guys really, I know you guys, you know, like to keep your money but really you should invest in some of the newer technology that's out there, you know?

1:30:46 Ol’ Pickering: I understand, it's just hard. I mean, you know, you look at a ship like this and you think, oh there's, you know, what are they spending the money on? It's a tremendous amount of overhead.

1:30:54 Maggie: Yeah.

1:30:54 Ol’ Pickering: I mean the insurance alone.

1:30:56 Maggie: Oh, shame on me.

1:30:56 Ol’ Pickering: That's all right.

1:30:59 Maggie: I didn't even think about that.

1:31:00 Ol’ Pickering: No, it's all right. It's obviously, you know. The world is full of interesting systems sort of behind the scenes of everything that's going on. Anyway [imitates mangler crunching].

1:31:11 Brennan: You actually see while you're down there, the mangler finishes chewing through the ship and bursting from the undercarriage of the zeppelin you see [growls], and Hobbart and Frod, burst into the underside of the ship. [Brennan growls]

1:31:29 Frod: You made a door happen.

1:31:32 Maggie: Okay, so that wasn't just me, first of all. And hi, how are you guys doing? [Brennan laughs]

1:31:41 Brennan: So you've made an investigation check, is there anything bonus action wise that you're doing this turn?

1:31:45 Rekha: Are they mad at me?

1:31:46 Brennan: They look pretty mad at you.

1:31:48 Rekha: [laughs] Should I attack them?

1:31:51 Brennan: You can if you want.

1:31:52 Rekha: Okay, hmm. Well, can I ask them have they seen the Halfling? Do they know anything about it?

1:32:00 Hobbart: We're not supposed to let a door happen and you did it anyway.

1:32:05 Maggie: Okay, so you're pretty myopic, okay.

1:32:09 Rekha: I, I will take a swing.

1:32:12 Brennan: Yeah, go for it.

1:32:13 Rekha: I think at one of them.

1:32:13 Brennan: Cool go for it.

1:32:16 Rekha: Okay, so that's 6 plus 11, 17.

1:32:20 Brennan: 17 is going to hit.

1:32:20 Rekha: Okay. And. 6 plus 2, 8, 8 plus 6, 14.

1:32:28 Brennan: To Hobbart, cool. Whap, take a swing and so you sort of--

1:32:30 Rekha: Oh wait, and I add.

1:32:30 Brennan: Oh, is there more to that?

1:32:33 Rekha: Do I add plus 6, I'm sorry?

1:32:34 Brennan: You add plus 9, 'cause you're still raging.

1:32:35 Rekha: Plus 9, okay so 14 plus 9.

1:32:37 Brennan: So 23 damage.

1:32:37 Rekha: Yeah.

1:32:39 Brennan: Cool. So at least you get one swing, you kind of like, you did one attack to break the grate, came down, the other attack at the end of the round. That's gonna be Efink.

1:32:47 Amy: Okay, I look around I see only undead creatures and my, my, my, is that my specialty. I summon actually, yeah, the Mogboth. Mog-gog--

1:32:58 Brennan: Gogmoth?

1:32:59 Trapp: Gogamoth?

1:32:59 Matt: Magobagobgog.

1:33:02 Amy: Maglava, lavamog. Gagog, magogaga, okay.

1:33:06 Brennan: Yes.The phonetic style of the tongue of Gorgar is very similar--

1:33:10 Amy: Gorgar, Gogmoth, Lagamog. And I will bang my staff. Or no, I'm laying down so I just actually, yeah, I guess I'll, no, I'm being hit. Yeah, I'll stand up. Does that occur?

1:33:24 Matt: That's a hard choice.

1:33:27 Amy: I, like, imagine her being like, oh, well, eh.

1:33:28 Brennan: That's not, it's not 3.5 so there's no attack of opportunity unless you're standing up. Use half your movement to stand up.

1:33:33 Amy: I do and I look around and I say,

1:33:36 Efink: get out of here, you undead creatures.

1:33:39 Amy: And it is 30 feet and I'm wondering if that influences Leiland?

1:33:46 Brennan: Leiland is actually immune to Turn Undead, I think. I don't think Turn Undead affects you. No, it does.

1:33:52 Matt: It does. [Erika squeals]

1:33:55 Erika: That's so classic Leiland.

1:33:55 Amy: But I must. I still must do it.

1:34:01 Erika: No!

1:34:02 Leiland: We must, we must! Oh, cool.

1:34:03 Amy: Okay, so they need to make a wisdom saving throw DC 18. And so must--

1:34:08 Matt: I know and so.

1:34:10 Brennan: Wow, Turn Undead is very cool.

1:34:11 Amy: The one who's Ensnared will, can use it's action only to try to get out of it so it can escape me.

1:34:17 Brennan: Yes, that makes total sense. Let's go ahead and get that wisdom saving throw.

1:34:21 Matt: Actually, 21.

1:34:21 BRennan: Hell yeah! So you are not turned! [Matt sighs]

1:34:28 Leiland: Oh, it's just you. It's just you.  I was, oh! Really caught me off guard there for a second.

1:34:32 Efink: Totally.

1:34:32 Brennan: Amazing. Okay, 30 feet so you're not, you are sadly no, that guy's a little too far away. The other two are going to make, let me see, you--

1:34:42 Amy: I will want to get both of them, so I can take another, if it's five more feet?

1:34:46 Brennan: If you move, you could jump closer to get this guy but Bulric's gonna get an attack of opportunity on you.

1:34:52 Amy: Fine.

1:34:52 Brennan: Cool. Bulric takes a swing, Efink you take 17 points of damage.

1:34:56 Amy: Okay. I'm at 103.

1:34:58 Brennan: Cool.

1:35:00 Erika: I should say that, yeah.

1:35:00 Brennan: And you move into range to get all three Vinguri who are on the ship. And their wisdom save here is, bom, bom, bom. They get a plus 3 to this and the DC's 18. Wow! You see all of them turn to you and say,

1:35:23 Vinguri: Oh, Efink, isn't. [yells] No, I don't wanna go!

1:35:30 Efink: Yes, begone! I'm gonna make you be gone.

1:35:36 Vinguri: Oh, we're all still having such a good time! Don't make us go!

1:35:41 Efink: You're not on the A-list to my party, get the fuck out. [everyone laughs]

1:35:46 Lilith: Thank you, Efink.

1:35:46 Brennan: Incredible.

1:35:48 Efink: The other thing is if they are CR 3 or lower, then they are just destroyed.

1:35:53 Brennan: These are not CR 3 or lower.

1:35:53 Efink: Okay.

1:35:54 Brennan: Yeah, the Vinguri must turn to flee.

1:35:59 Trapp: Whoa!

1:36:01 Brennan: What, that's, I mean Turn Undead, I forgot there was a cleric in the party.

1:36:06 Matt: Yeah, yeah.

1:36:07 Amy: I haven't been doing a bunch of cleric stuff. That's probably why.

1:36:11 Brennan: At the end of your turn, sorry, Olag looks around, he's gonna take a legendary action. You hear him call down to Hobbart and Frod.

1:36:24 Olag: Their tricks are too wily, do not fight them, take us all to the bottom. Take us out of the sky!

1:36:34 Brennan: And you see that Hobbart and Frod raising their weapons to turn to you, turn their weapons on the ship.

1:36:39 Erika: No!

1:36:41 Brennan: And they're gonna start taking some attacks. One, two, three, four, five. That's four hits.

1:36:57 Amy: Eh, that's not good, that's not good.

1:37:01 Brennan: I'm gonna start calling out damage-- To the ship. Hobbart and Frod just start wailing on the inside of the ship, that's gonna be 5, 9 plus 6 is 15 for one hit.

1:37:14 Sokhbarr: You're making doors, you're doing that which you hate.

1:37:18 Brennan: 18, 24 on the next one. 26 on the next one. Ooh, this is 22. And 28 on the last one.

1:37:27 Trapp: Yowza.

1:37:30 Brennan: That's gonna be, Markus.

1:37:32 Ify: Yeah, I'm. Like, first things first, I'm taking care of the ship. So where is the grate that she went down? Or am I able to get down with her?

1:37:43 Brennan: Oh, it's this grate right up here. So you're gonna take some, the Vinguri don't have reactions anymore, but Bulric will get, you could bonus action Disengage if you want.

1:37:53 Ify: Okay.

1:37:54 Brennan: Otherwise, Bulric will get an attack of opportunity, oh no, Bulric already used her attack of opportunity so you are good to go.

1:37:59 Ify: All right and then I'm down there and I stop in front of this, just like,

1:38:00 Markus: Stop! Please! Stop! Stop damaging my ship. Let me be real with you. I'ma tell you something that we saw, we actually thought of you, that's not even a lie, which is surprising. I can take you to see Trees. On this flying ship, if you stop and you just sit down here with Ol' Pickering. I will take you to see Trees after this fight, after I kill my brother and all that.

1:38:36 Brennan: Go ahead, I want you to give me a persuasion check with disadvantage and I'll explain why in a second.

1:38:45 Ify: So 12 and 8, 8 plus 14. is going to be, oh yeah.

1:38:49 Brennan: 22.

1:38:51 Erika: Oh!

1:38:53 Amy: Wow, disadvantage?

1:38:55 Brennan: Disadvantage you got a 22.

1:38:55 Trapp: Very persuasive.

1:38:58 Brennan: You see that the two trolls look at you and they stop for long enough, they both look and go,

1:39:06 Frod: Take us to see Trees?

1:39:08 Ify: I take one of their big giant, both of their big giant hands just like,

1:39:12 Markus: I've seen the Trees.

1:39:15 Brennan: Give me, give me a perception check real quick.

1:39:17 Erika: At advantage.

1:39:19 Ify: Ooh, really? Oh, nat 20. [Erika gasps]

1:39:25 Matt: Yeah!

1:39:27 Brennan: Galfast Hamhead is right behind you.

1:39:28 Rekha: Boom!

1:39:29 Erika: Oh my gosh! Yay! Oh my god!

1:39:42 Brennan: Incredible. Now I'm gonna roll something in the box of doom. 'Cause Maggie, you're right there, right?

1:39:50 Rekha: Yes.

1:39:51 Brennan: So, you see that, as you pull, I'm not even gonna make you roll for it. You just pull Galfast up.

1:39:55 Rekha: Hell yeah, head first.

1:39:59 Trapp: Yeah, like prepping a basketball. Just like.

1:40:00 Rekha: Cantaloupe.

1:40:03 Brennan: Okay, not a plus 14. Galfast does have a plus 8 to persuasion. And here's what Galfast says, she says,

1:40:09 Galfast: Oi! Well, you're welcome to believe whoever you like, gentlemen, but I will say this, this man and his friend I seen what kill a tree with fire not more than 30 seconds ago.

1:40:22 Maggie: That wasn't a tree! That was a freak!

1:40:26 Brennan: You're gonna roll, you got a 22. She gets a plus 8 to this roll. 17 plus 8 is 25.

1:40:33 All: No!

1:40:38 Brennan: You see that they both look at you and they say,

1:40:42 Hobbart: You dumb ones killed a tree?

1:40:46 Maggie: Yeah, I killed a tree but, again, a freak tree!

1:40:50 Brennan: [laughs] Incredible. You found Galfast, the trolls are here. At the end of Markus' turn, you see Olag calls down again and goes,

1:41:00 Olag: Keep hacking, boys!

1:41:04 Brennan: They take another swing. That's going to be, that plus 9. That does not hit, so it takes a swing, crushing boxes, Pickering goes,

1:41:14 Ol’ Pickering: Ain't this a right pickle, Captain?

1:41:16 Brennan: And then that's going to be. That's Tavian.

1:41:20 Trapp: Hmm.

1:41:24 Amy: J'er'em'ih.

1:41:26 Brennan: Oh my god.

1:41:26 Ify: Can you let me know when it's Ol' Pickering's turn?

1:41:28 Brennan: Yes, I will let you know when it's Ol' Pickering's turn. Tavian leaps from the gunwale, plunges his scimitar through Bad Henry's heart. And Bad Henry goes,

1:41:44 Bad Henry: This is bad. [everyone laughs]

1:41:56 Brennan: Is dead up against the gunwale.

1:41:58 Rekha: No!

1:42:00 Brennan: And Tavian grabs the helm of the ship and whips it in another direction. I am going to need everybody on the ship to make dexterity saving throws.

1:42:14 Erika: 18.

1:42:14 Rekha: 12 plus 2, 14.

1:42:16 Ify: 26.

1:42:18 Brennan: Who did not beat a 13?

1:42:19 Amy: 2

1:42:20 Brennan: 2, you fall down again.

1:42:22 Trapp: I got exactly 13 and J'er'em'ih got 3.

1:42:25 Rekha: No!

1:42:29 Brennan: J'er'em'ih--

1:42:29 Amy: Oh, J'er'em'ih.

1:42:31 Brennan: J'er'em'ih begins to fall as well, but he's just down here, prone. Cool, make some saves for my baddies. J'er'em'ih's turn.

1:42:40 Trapp: Okay. Hmm. I think J'er'em'ih's gonna scramble down belowdecks and if I can get there with enough speed, try to grapple with Hamhead. Or try to attack.

1:42:55 Brennan: Oh yes. Cool, J'er'em'ih.

1:43:00 Ify: She's right here.

1:43:00 Trapp: Oh, wait, she's in your hand, right?

1:43:01 BRennan: Yes.

1:43:03 Trapp: I forgot about that.

1:43:03 Rekha: Speed bag her.

1:43:04 Trapp: I forgot she was already, she was already under control.

1:43:07 Ify: I got you, just you wait, you're not going anywhere.

1:43:11 Rekha: Dunk her! [everyone laughs]

1:43:14 Trapp: Okay, in that case. Sorry, I forgot that--

1:43:15 Brennan: No worries.

1:43:17 Trapp: I forgot that she was already being sort of held. In that case, I'm gonna have J'er'em'ih stand up and see if I can pounce on Tavian.

1:43:26 Brennan: Hell yeah. Go ahead and roll attack for J'er'em'ih.

1:43:30 Trapp: Cool, and I've got enough movement even with standing and jumping for sure.

1:43:33 Brennan: Yes.

1:43:33 Trapp: Great. Attack for J'er'em'ih and he is blessed. Oh, fuck me, that is 3 plus, 13.

1:43:46 Brennan: 13 does not hit.

1:43:46 Erika: Ah, dang.

1:43:48 Trapp: I am rolling--

1:43:48 Erika: I should, I should've just used all the advantage for you.

1:43:52 Trapp: Yeah, well. All right, well. I think that's pretty much all J'er'em'ih can do.

1:43:57 Brennan: That's J'er'em'ih's turn. Lilith that's you.

1:44:00 Erika: Lilith, after having been hammered by this Vinguri who is suddenly inexplicably afraid of her. Afraid now, extends her hand towards the zeppelin and uses Druidcraft, she closes her hand and she snuffs out the fire in the zeppelin.

1:44:21 Brennan: Ooh! What a novel use of the Druidcraft--

1:44:26 Rekha: I hope none of these goblins explode.

1:44:28 Erika: Oh god.

1:44:30 Brennan: Hell yes. You snuff out, you create, you light or put out a small flame. Awesome! I will complete, everything about that makes sense to me. So here's the deal, you can just put out the fire which will start to deflate the balloon. The mangler is attached to the side of the ship right now. So what that will basically mean is the fire is out, the engine's dead. It will not begin to fall unless some other action separates it fully from the ship. But you effectively killed the engine in it. So you see the engine of the zeppelin dies and you see all the goblins start going [squeals] and freaking out. Awesome, any bonus actions or movement?

1:45:10 Erika: As a bonus action. All right, so the web grasps out, lashes out and flails at the zeppelin and tries to pull it away.

1:45:23 Brennan: Ooh, okay! The zeppelin is a huge structure. It's gonna get a plus 10 to its strength check but if you manage to use your webbing.

1:45:34 Erika: It should be a dex check.

1:45:36 Brennan: Oh, it's a dexterity check?

1:45:36 Erika: Mm-hmm.

1:45:36 Brennan: I'm gonna do the same thing that I did for Goroomrara and just assume that because this thing is like a structure rather than a being, we're gonna make it a strength check. But that means on an 8 or higher the zeppelin's gonna fall. I'm sorry, on a 7 or lower the zeppelin falls, 8 or higher it stays attached. This is definitely a box of doom roll. 13. So you begin to tug at it, also Leiland's still very much aboard the zeppelin.

1:46:07 Matt: Yeah, I'm like,

1:46:09 Leiland: Thanks for the chain, but wait just a minute! [everyone laughs]

1:46:13 Maggie: Grab the web!

1:46:15 Brennan: Engine is dead.

1:46:17 Leiland: Friend Vinguri, friend Vinguri!

1:46:21 Lilith: What was that, the wind? [Amy laughs]

1:46:24 Brennan: You see that both of these Vinguri, this one just straight leaps away onto this dire bat.

1:46:33 Vinguri: Goodbye, fuck all of you! [everyone laughs]

1:46:37 Brennan: And they're gonna fuckin' bounce. This one sweeps over here or just swoops down under the ship as this one goes,

1:46:44 Vinguri: Goodbye.

1:46:44 Brennan: And leaves. Anne stabs him in the back as he runs, leaps on his bat and flies away. The other one takes, what, 3d6 damage or something?

1:46:52 Trapp: It takes 3d6 damage, yeah, at the start of its turn and then you can attempt to remove from the restraint with a strength check. Oh no, sorry, you can make a strength check against my spell stat DC, which is 16, I think.

1:47:06 Brennan: Cool, awesome. He fails this check, he's still restrained there. Go ahead and roll 3d6 damage.

1:47:14 Amy: But I do look at him in the eye and go,

1:47:16 Efink: Oogity boogity! [everyone laughs] [manic yelling]

1:47:25 Trapp: 10.

1:47:26 Brennan: Ah, 10, awesome. Hell yeah. A shrieking Vinguri just, like, wrapped up in it.

1:47:32 Vinguri: [shrieks] I'm so scared.

1:47:34 Erika: The thing when your eyeballs, like, pop out a little bit.

1:47:40 Brennan: Awesome, that goes back to Leiland.

1:47:43 Matt: All right. As the fire above me goes, [whooshes], I'm just gonna go ahead and run and try to leap onto the ship off of this.

1:47:55 Brennan: You actually, you could, if you're want into the deck you can make an athletics check. Also because the mangler opened a hole, you can for free just run below decks if you want.

1:48:03 Matt: I will do that then.

1:48:03 Brennan: Cool. So you, whoosh, follow these guys through the hole up here. See Markus holding Galfast, Ol' Pickering, Hobbart and Frod.

1:48:11 Matt: How high is the ceiling in here?

1:48:13 Brennan: Oh, Hobbart and Frod are scraping their heads against the ceiling as they're fighting. So it's about, like, maybe like a 12 foot ceiling, 10 to 12.

1:48:21 Matt: All right.

1:48:24 Brennan: You see Galfast goes,

1:48:24 Galfast: Right, there, sir. And hello to you as well.

1:48:31 Matt: I'm going to go ahead and cast Darkness right where I'm standing to envelop both of the trolls but leave them free of it.

1:48:41 Brennan: Ooh, awesome, very, very cool. [whooshes]

1:48:44 Matt: Leaving them in darkness but I have Devil's Sight so I can see through magical darkness.

1:48:46 Brennan: Hell yes, awesome. Whoo.

1:48:51 Frod: What is happening, did someone close the door on the sun?

1:48:56 Maggie: Oh, you like that? I'm so unclear. [everyone laughs]

1:49:02 Brennan: Awesome, great. Voom, you envelop them in darkness which makes them effectively blinded and get disadvantage on their attacks, hell yeah. Galfast is going to make an opposed athletics check. She's actually going to use her acrobatics. So you have to beat a 15 on either athletics. Actually you have to do athletics 'cause you're attempting to grapple.

1:49:24 Ify: 15, huh? 12, she gets out.

1:49:30 Brennan: She wriggles out, runs, sneaks past these guys. They don't get attacks of opportunity 'cause they can't see. Leiland-

1:49:36 Ify: Can I do a reactionary Sleight of Hand to try and get the crown from her?

1:49:43 Brennan: Whoa! As an attack, Sleight of Hand? I will allow that.

1:49:46 Ify: Okay.

1:49:49 Brennan: Because--

1:49:49 Erika: Does this count as an attack?

1:49:50 Brennan: This is your basically attack of opportunity.

1:49:54 Erika: I'm gonna, I'm gonna say roll with advantage.

1:49:57 Brennan: Roll with advantage, hell yeah. Okay, so I'm gonna say that the AC for the crown at her side, as a Sleight of Hand. This is a Sleight of Hand check from you. I'm going to say that her armor class here is just 20.

1:50:13 Ify: Okay. Ooh that's going to be, aw, man. That's gonna be 15.

1:50:19 Trapp: Oh no!

1:50:23 Brennan: So you reach for her, she vanishes into the darkness and is going to, so she makes that escape and is gonna go five, 10. And vanishes back onto the zeppelin.

1:50:37 Matt: Does she pass me?

1:50:37 Brennan: She does pass you, you get your attack of opportunity as well.

1:50:40 Matt: I'm gonna attempt to grapple her. As soon as the halfling steps into darkness, I'm like,

1:50:46 Leiland: Oh not you, you motherfucker!

1:50:50 Matt: All right, that's gonna be a 20, 20 to hit. A 22 to hit.

1:50:54 Brennan: 22 hits, absolutely. [everyone cheers]

1:51:01 Matt: Yes!

1:51:01 Brennan: Okay, so now I think is it, is it, you've hit, is that now an opposed athletics for you to stop her? I believe that's correct.

1:51:08 Matt: It is, yes.

1:51:08 Brennan: Yeah, okay. [Matt chuckles]

1:51:10 Brennan: Oh no. You've gotta beat a 21 on an athletics check. So this is a, which is 19 or 20 or is this, there's just nat 20?

1:51:24 Matt: If I have to meet a 21?

1:51:24 Brennan: You have to meet a 21.

1:51:27 Matt: This would be, I'd need a 19.

1:51:29 Brennan: You'd need a 19.

1:51:29 Erika: Aww.

1:51:31 Brennan: Ooh, boy!

1:51:33 Matt: No, it's a no.

1:51:33 Brennan: No? So you--

1:51:34 Matt: I just, oh god.

1:51:37 Leiland: You are slippery! You're so slippery!

1:51:40 Brennan: You fully grab her cloak and are holding her cloak and she says,

1:51:41 Galfast: You're welcome to have it. You always do seem rather cold, sir.

1:51:45 Leiland: Doh, I hate you so much! [everyone laughs]

1:51:47 Rekha: And she doesn't pass me or anything, right? She just goes this way?

1:51:51 Brennan: No, she sneaks right behind the trolls into the zeppelin. Incredible. You guys see, sorry I, just the fact that there's one of the hero halflings in this story has just like become a Bugs Bunny character. Okay, that's Galfast. That's the... pirates are going to go. Anne is gonna come up here.

1:52:17 Amy: Oh, thank fucking-- I'm not built for melee.

1:52:22 Brennan: She misses attacking Bulric. Pickering looks into the, he's surrounded in darkness as well, I believe. Right?

1:52:30 Matt: Yes.

1:52:31 Brennan: He goes,

1:52:31 Ol’ Pickering: well ya no worries, sir, I've got your back!

1:52:34 Brennan: And takes with his other hand takes a flintlock out and fires it.

1:52:36 Amy: Jesus.

1:52:39 Brennan: Doesn't blow his hand off, but boom. Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping! And you see, only you can see, 'cause it's in magical darkness, but you see that the bullet hits a tiny fuse that starts. [hisses]

1:52:53 Erika: No!

1:52:57 Brennan: He says,

1:52:57 Ol’ Pickering: I think I got 'im, sir.

1:52:58 Sokhbarr: Stop shooting things. [everyone laughs]

1:53:02 Brennan: So you wanna know when Ol' Pickering was going, right?

1:53:04 Markus: Yeah, I was gonna suggest something for him that he now, he's too blind to see it so nevermind.

1:53:11 Brennan: Bulric is going to go.

1:53:13 Amy: Do you tell us about the fuse? [Matt laughs]

1:53:17 Matt: I will say the moment it happens,

1:53:19 Leiland: [garbled and panicked] Ah, there's a fire explosion. This ship down and got puddles of fire!

1:53:26 Matt: Not saying you could understand what I'm saying, but in true Leiland way the panic has set in.

1:53:32 Brennan: Efink takes 12 and then 13 damage from Bulric raining blows down on her.

1:53:39 Amy: So rather, that's a 25.

1:53:39 Brennan: 25 all together.

1:53:41 Amy: Okay, so I'm at 78.

1:53:44 Brennan: Back at the top of the order, the mangler--

1:53:46 Trapp: No!

1:53:48 Brennan: Gonna keep mangling, it obviously doesn't have a running start anymore so it's significantly less damage. 27.

1:53:52 Trapp: Maybe.

1:53:54 Brennan: Another 36 points of damage to The Siren from the mangler chewing it up. Olag is gonna call out on his turn for Hobbart and Frod to take another swing. They do so with disadvantage. And miss as a result.

1:54:08 Matt: Yeah, still in!

1:54:10 Brennan: Or not able to effectively hit the ship. That's going to be. However. Do you guys see?

1:54:21 Amy: Oh, Brennan.

1:54:23 Erika: What?

1:54:24 Brennan: Keep it coming.

1:54:26 Rekha: Where is Matt and, where are Matt and John?

1:54:31 Brennan: I've been rolling for them.

1:54:32 Rekha: Bring them back!

1:54:32 Brennan: So Leiland, you see that immediately a bunch of goblins start to rush in from the zeppelin but are buffeted about by Hobbard and Frod. They are also in magical darkness and have almost no chance of hitting anything. But--

1:54:49 Matt: But all have a slight chance of having a bomb in them.

1:54:52 Brennan: All with a slight chance of having a bomb.

1:54:53 Matt: Great, that's fantastic.

1:54:55 Brennan: So you see them just like [grunts] swinging around. Horrifying little goblins are gonna start rushing in from the zeppelin. These ones up here are going to take shots at the only people they can get line of sight on. Which are Sokhbarr. Sokhbarr, you take 5 points of damage from a goblin arrow.

1:55:16 Trapp: Okay, I'm down to 140.

1:55:19 Brennan: And J'er'em'ih takes 6 points damage from a goblin arrow.

1:55:21 Trapp: Okay.

1:55:24 Brennan: And that's going to be Sokhbarr.

1:55:26 Trapp: J'er'em'ih's at 71. Did I see Galfast run onto the zeppelin?

1:55:33 Brennan: You did not.

1:55:33 Trapp: I did not?

1:55:34 Brennan: No. Maybe, you might have heard them shout about Galfast but, you know.

1:55:37 Trapp: Okay.

1:55:40 Brennan: You're welcome to jump down there and join the fray and try to look for her, but you just didn't see where she went.

1:55:46 Trapp: I can use a survival check to get advantage on tracking favored enemies.

1:55:53 Brennan: Okay.

1:55:54 Trapp: If I'm like now sure that's she's here. If I've heard that she's around. Could I, could I try to track her down?

1:56:04 Brennan: You absolutely could. You do have a point of exhaustion or no?

1:56:07 Trapp: I do have a point of exhaustion.

1:56:08 Brennan: So your advantage and disadvantage cancel out, you're gonna roll one check.

1:56:10 Trapp: Got it. I've been rolling great, so this is--

1:56:13 Matt: Oh, buddy.

1:56:15 Brennan: Go ahead and roll a survival check.

1:56:16 Trapp: Okay. 11 plus 8 is 19.

1:56:21 Brennan: [sniffs] You smell halfling on the zeppelin.

1:56:23 Trapp: Okay. I am going to get there by fastest means possible. If that's jumping below deck and running through.

1:56:33 Brennan: You can probably just jump onto it.

1:56:35 Trapp: I can jump onto it? Okay, I'm just gonna do that, then. I'm just gonna,

1:56:39 Sokhbarr: [grunts] Gimme back that crown!

1:56:42 Brennan: Ah, fuck yeah, you jump onto the zeppelin. There's a bunch of goblins on there. They're gonna take some attacks of opportunity as you rush belowdecks.

1:56:49 Sokhbarr: Fuck 'em.

1:56:53 Brennan: That is a nat 20.

1:56:53 Erika: Do I see this? Do I see this and I hear him say, like, give me that crown?

1:56:58 Brennan: Yes.

1:57:00 Erika: Okay.

1:57:00 Brennan: You do.

1:57:02 Erika: Good.

1:57:04 Brennan: That is 7. You take 9 points of damage from one of these goblins slashing you as you run down. And then you see our pal, Galfast, on the zeppelin. She goes,

1:57:18 Galfast: Oi, there, sir, you lookin' for this?

1:57:20 Brennan: And she holds the crown up.

1:57:22 Sokhbarr: Yes, give it to me!

1:57:25 Brennan: Cool, you still. You've done your movement, you still have your action if you want it.

1:57:27 Trapp: Cool. I don't care as much about Hamhead as I do about the crown, do I? What kind of check would it be if I wanted to try to? I'm not Sleight of Hand-ing. I'm not trying to be sneaky about it, I just wanna fucking grab that crown and just rip it.

1:57:42 Brennan: You can use both your attacks to try to just do a contested athletic. I'll let you do, like, a grapple for it basically.

1:57:49 Trapp: Cool.

1:57:49 Brennan: I'll let you know what, so let's do it, if you wanna use your first attack for that, you've got. You first gotta beat this first one, she rolled really well that's a 23 to beat on an athletics check.

1:58:01 Trapp: Cool, great. 15 plus 5 is 20.

1:58:07 Brennan: 20 does not do it. You can use a bonus, 'cause you have two weapon fighting, if you wanna get another grapple for it, let's make another grapple for it.

1:58:13 Trapp: I'm gonna do it. Let's try it.

1:58:17 Brennan: She rolled a 17. So you gotta roll a 12 or higher.

1:58:22 Sokhbarr: Give me that crown.

1:58:22 Srika: Come on, you can do this. You can do this!

1:58:24 Sokhbarr: Give me that crown.

1:58:27 Trapp: 14. [everyone cheers] [Brennan and Mike yell]

1:58:36 Brennan: Cool. You see Galfast looks at you, snatch the crown away, holds her hand out and you've seized it. J'er'em'ih can take a coordinated attack, if you want.

1:58:45 Trapp: I mean, might as well.

1:58:45 Rekha: Beat her!

1:58:46 Brennan: Go for it, yeah.

1:58:46 Rekha: Kill her!

1:58:49 Trapp: J'er'em'ih can't move or anything, right? He basically can only attack Tavian.

1:58:52 Brennan: Tavian, yeah.

1:58:52 Trapp: All right, why not? And he's blessed. So. That, god damn it, that is 17.

1:59:01 Brennan: 17, 17 hits.

1:59:01 Trapp: Okay, great! What's that?

1:59:03 Brennan: 17 hits, yeah.

1:59:05 Trapp: Great then let's see, 2d4. That is 14.

1:59:14 Brennan: You see that J'er'em'ih goes [ululates], jumps up in the air, sits on Tavian's shoulders with his hind legs, and his butt hands come around and choke the life out of Tavian. Just like.

1:59:28 Rekha: I knew those were for something.

1:59:30 Trapp: Just shoves Tavian's whole body into his ass. [growls]

1:59:36 Brennan: Tavian is no more.

1:59:36 Rekha: Oh my, he got eaten by ass. [everyone laughs]

1:59:43 Erika: Wow, what a reversal.

1:59:43 Rekha: Yeah, right?

1:59:45 Brennan: Goes there.

1:59:48 Trapp: Just for flavor, not for anything in game, I just think it would be very cute if J'er'em'ih had his paws sort of resting on the helm. [Mike ululates]

1:59:56 Rekha: Aww.

1:59:56 Brennan: No, no, I'm going to need J'er'em'ih to make a piloting check right now. I don't know if you guys know what happens when you kill the pilot on an airship. It's not like everything's groovy. This is all good.

2:00:07 Trapp: Great.

2:00:08 Brennan: So this is going to be an intelligence-based proficiency--

2:00:11 Trapp: J'er'em'ih is not very intelligent.

2:00:12 Rekha: But what about his butt? It's his butt hands, right?

2:00:17 Trapp: Yeah, yeah, sure.

2:00:19 Matt: Like a stegosaurus, you got a brain in both ends. [everyone laughs]

2:00:21 Trapp: Yeah. This is just a check, right?

2:00:24 Brennan: This is just a check.Yeah, this is just a check. I'm gonna say the DC is 15. He's gotta roll a 19 or higher to successfully pilot--

2:00:34 Amy: He's negative 4!

2:00:34 Trapp: He's negative 4. He's not very smart. He's a Scream Beast, guys.

2:00:38 Rekha: Aww.

2:00:40 Trapp: There's lots of interesting qualities about him but he ain't that smart. Okay, okay. 18! [everyone cheers]

2:00:48 Amy: Oh no!

2:00:48 Erika: Oh my god. Oh my god.

2:00:53 Amy: I was so happy.

2:00:53 Brennan: J'er'em'ih's, J'er'em'ih's doing pretty good but you see that J'er'em'ih just goes like [ululates] and you see that he's sort of understanding it but just starts to spit acid onto the wheel. [rasps] It starts to dissolve a little bit. I'm gonna need everybody on the deck of the ship to make dexterity saving throws again.

2:01:11 Rekha: And below deck?

2:01:11 Matt: And below deck?

2:01:13 Brennan: And belowdecks, yes, absolutely.

2:01:15 Trapp: I'm on the other ship, so.

2:01:17 Matt: [laughs ruefully] 5. [Brennan laughs]

2:01:19 Rekha: 19 plus 2, 21.

2:01:21 Brennan: Leiland is prone. [Matt grunts]

2:01:25 Amy: I'm already laying down.

2:01:26 Brennan: Anne goes prone.

2:01:26 Erika: What was it, 13?

2:01:29 Brennan: 13, yeah.

2:01:29 Erika: Ah, I'm at 11.

2:01:30 Brennan: Okay, I'm gonna need a dexterity saving throw from you.

2:01:33 Erika: Okay, oh god.

2:01:36 Trapp: Oh, does J'er'em'ih have to roll for this, too?

2:01:38 Erika: Oh 18.

2:01:38 Brennan: Yes, he does.

2:01:38 Brennan: Okay, 18. Cool, you go prone, fall, but manage to not go over the side of the ship. So you are like perched down here on the side. What did J'er'em'ih get?

2:01:52 Trapp: A nat 20. [Brennan ululates]

2:01:56 Brennan: You see that J'er'em'ih goes [grunts] and a bunch of weird, you see like a bunch of weird rashes start bubbling all around him and, ha, he just ejects very firm bony tentacles so that he is completely harnessed in and secure as the new captain of The Siren.

2:02:15 Lilith: No, no, no, no, no. No, J'er'em'ih, no. No, J'er'em'ih, J'er'em'ih, no.

2:02:20 Brennan: J'er'em'ih looks at you and goes,

2:02:21 J’er’em’ih: mean man on a deck I told. [speaking gibberish]

2:02:26 Sokhbarr: He can mimic the voices of those he kills.

2:02:31 Lilith: What a lovely shanty voice.

2:02:33 Brennan: This is a coordinated attack, so now, it is Olag's turn. Olag [growls] leaps down here, is going to take some swings at you, Lilith. Ah ba, ba, ba.

2:02:52 Amy: God, I almost forgot about him.

2:02:54 Rekha: I did, too, yeah. I can't see him.

2:02:55 Trapp: Yeah, he's on the other side of the sail.

2:02:57 Amy: Oh, he's hidden by the.

2:02:59 Brennan: That's going to hit, he deals you 16 points of damage to Lilith, I'm gonna need you to make a strength saving throw.

2:03:06 Erika: Okay, it's gonna be fine. Oh, 14.

2:03:12 Brennan: You are not knocked off the side of the ship but Olag, [roars]

2:03:14 Olag: You coward! Why won't you kill me?

2:03:20 Lilith: I mean, well, give me a, give me a chance.

2:03:24 Olag: I've been trying to for so long!

2:03:28 Brennan: That is gonna be Maggie's turn.

2:03:30 Rekha: Okay.

2:03:30 Amy: Nice.

2:03:30 Rekha: And are they still trying to hammer into the side of the ship, like killing everybody kind of thing?

2:03:35 Brennan: Yes, they are.

2:03:35 Rekha: Okay. Because the engine's off, am I able to push these two onto this and weigh it down because they're so big?

2:03:45 Brennan: If you wanna make opposed strength checks with Hobbart and Frod and try to knock them back, I'll let you do that.

2:03:50 Rekha: Okay.

2:03:54 Brennan: So the first thing is, you gotta beat an 18.

2:03:55 Rekha: 19!

2:03:57 Brennan: 19, gotta beat an 18. So you rush, kick Hobbart back onto the zeppelin and then there's Frod over there, as well. You have another attack if you want.

2:04:07 Rekha: Yeah, I will do the same thing.

2:04:08 Brennan: For him, oh, he only rolled a 12.

2:04:11 Rekha: Great. 19.

2:04:12 Brennan: 19.

2:04:14 Rekha: Almost Nat 20.

2:04:14 Brennan: Awesome. You kick him back over here, so you push him back five feet. So he's still on The Siren but you moved him closer to the door. I'm gonna make a saving throw with the troll back on the zeppelin to see if it detaches or not.

2:04:27 Matt: You have your bonus action attack, too. 'Cause you're berserking.

2:04:29 Rekha: Oh, okay!

2:04:31 Brennan: It will give you a level of exhaustion. Which you'll have to carry with you again and the second one is a real doozy.

2:04:35 Matt: Oh yeah, that's true. That speed is half--

2:04:36 Rekha: Right, oh okay.

2:04:38 Brennan: Yes, the second level is half speed.

2:04:40 Matt: You're fine.

2:04:40 Rekha: Okay.

2:04:41 Brennan: I'm gonna make a little saving throw for the goblin zeppelin, I'm gonna say that the difficulty's gone up so this time they need to roll, now it's an even split. So now it's 11 and higher they stay attached, 10 and lower they begin to fall. 9. [everyone cheers]

2:04:58 Sokhbarr: Oh, what's happening? What’s happening?

2:05:02 Maggie: You got too heavy for that side.

2:05:03 Sokhabrr: I got the crown, guys! Oh no!

2:05:06 Brennan: No! Okay, so Hobbart, Galfast, Sokhbarr and all of you immediately drop 80 feet through the air. Whoosh. And begin to plummet away from everything else.

2:05:18 Rekha: And is this chain still tied to the ship--

2:05:21 Brennan: No, this is hanging loose because--

2:05:22 Lilith: Are you okay over there?

2:05:23 Sokhbarr: I got this, I got this, I got this.

2:05:25 Lilith: Are you just saying that?

2:05:25 Sokhbarr: No, no, no. I got this, I got this.

2:05:26 Lilith: Okay, good, good, good.

2:05:28 Brennan: Okay, you guys also see that J'er'em'ih appears to be steering the ship You guys have been sort of weaving throughout the skies of Gorgar. You are directly over the scary volcano. So [roars] as this thing begins to drop, it begins to drop into the column of ash and smoke.

2:05:46 Maggie: Sokhbarr!

2:05:47 Brennan: Cool, that's going to be, Efink, your turn.

2:05:52 Amy: Okay, I don't love J'er'em'ih piloting the ship. [everyone laughs]

2:05:57 Trapp: Why? [ululates]

2:06:00 Maggie: Don't backseat drive, Efink!

2:06:02 Leiland: Like you could do any better!

2:06:03 Amy: Look, I, is this Dwarf, Bulwork, whatever, Bulwink?

2:06:11 Brennan: Bulric, yeah.

2:06:11 Rekha: Bullwinkle.

2:06:13 Amy: Is she involved or engaged with the other? Anne, I guess? That was the last person who hit her.

2:06:19 Brennan: She has taken Anne out of combat.

2:06:21 Amy: Oh she did?

2:06:22 Brennan: She slashed her across the chest.

2:06:23 Amy: But that also means that she's not engaged with me? Right? Or, I wanna move away. Anyway--

2:06:27 Brennan: You could move away. She'll get the attack of opportunity.

2:06:29 Amy: One of the things I can do as a Fae, I can Misty Step.

2:06:30 Brennan: Okay, if you wanna do that, you can do that, yeah.

2:06:32 Amy: So I'm gonna Misty Step 30 feet and then move the rest of the way up. Oh, shit, but butthole is there. Oh well, he's involved with Lilith. All right, I'm gonna go up to J'er'em'ih.

2:06:41 Brennan: Five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. You Misty Step over here and you go up to J'er'em'ih.

2:06:44 Trapp: Just 'cause this might affect things, I will say that I'm guessing that all that shit that just happened to me may be affecting my concentration on the Ensnaring Strike that's, that is holding down the Vinguri.

2:06:55 Brennan: Did you take damage?

2:06:55 Trapp: What's that?

2:06:56 Brennan: Did you take damage?

2:06:56 Trapp: I took damage when the goblins got attacks of opportunity.

2:07:00 Brennan: Oh, give me two constitution saving throws. You just have to beat a 10.

2:07:02 Trapp: Okay.

2:07:04 Amy: And I'm going to negotiate with J'er'em'ih.

2:07:05 Efink: Oh, hey, J'er'em'ih, you're doing a wonderful job. [Brennan ululates]

2:07:10 Efink: However, it looks-- [Brennan squawks]

2:07:11 Efink: It looks as though [Brennan squawks]

2:07:13 Efink: the big wheel is deteriorating [Brennan squawks]

2:07:16 Efink: and I love, [Brennan whooshing]

2:07:18 Efink: love you more than anything, but I love. [Brennan buzzing]

2:07:23 Efink: Can my little hands? Well, anyway, back away, please.

2:07:27 Brennan: You see that J'er'em'ih goes [ululates] and flattens his whole body out into, like, a 40-foot-wide parachute of just, thin, mucous-y membrane and disappears into the sky. Just [whooshes].

2:07:42 Sokhbarr: J'er'em'ih!

2:07:44 Erika: What?

2:07:45 Amy: What?

2:07:46 Brennan: You said back away.

2:07:49 Amy: No!

2:07:50 Brennan: J'er'em'ih--

2:07:50 Amy: No!

2:07:51 Brennan: But you see that he's just, like, fluttering 40-foot Kleenex of mucus out in the sky.

2:07:59 Trapp: Parasailing.

2:08:01 Brennan: Cool.

2:08:01 Amy: So, okay. So I'm gonna pilot the ship now and just try to not make it fall.

2:08:06 Rekha: You have to jump and attach to--

2:08:08 Brennan: Give me an intelligence check.

2:08:10 Amy: Okay.

2:08:10 Rekha: Parachute.

2:08:11 Amy: I have zero modifiers.

2:08:13 Brennan: Okay, 15.

2:08:16 Amy: 19!

2:08:16 Brennan: Okay. The ship is kind of doing better again. You're gonna get back on track. Awesome!

2:08:20 Amy: Thank goodness.

2:08:22 Maggie: Kind of just barely better than J'er'em'ih at driving.

2:08:26 Efink: All right, let's keep that down.

2:08:27 Maggie: Which is kind of crazy!

2:08:30 Efink: Yes, but you should see me with the undead. Did you see that happen?

2:08:35 Brennan: Okay. Even with disadvantage, Frod deals 18 plus 6 is 24 damage to The Siren and 16 damage to The Siren. And at the end of that turn, he's gonna have to make another attack. 25 more damage.

2:08:55 Ify: To The Siren?

2:08:57 Brennan: To The Siren. That's going to be, that's the trolls. Markus, that's you.

2:09:05 Ify: So I hop down and I look at this giant troll wreckin' my ship and see this giant hole in front of him and say,

2:09:14 Markus: Get off of my airship. [everyone laughs]

2:09:18 Ify: And I make a move to push him off.

2:09:21 Matt: Sparta kick.

2:09:21 Ify: Yeah.

2:09:22 Matt: Poof.

2:09:22 Ify: Yeah.

2:09:24 Brennan: All right, he has a 20. So you gotta beat a 20 on athletics.

2:09:27 Ify: Ooh.

2:09:27 Trapp: Yowza!

2:09:28 Ify: Okay, this is gonna be. A natty one! [everyone groans]

2:09:35 Brennan: You are grappled. You go to kick him, he grabs your leg.

2:09:41 Frod: Right, well, if you like doors so much, here's a door for you

2:09:44 Brennan: And begins to move you out of the hole.

2:09:46 Amy: Oh my god.

2:09:48 Markus: That was my plan for you, no! [Brennan laughs]

2:09:52 Brennan: Awesome, Tavian is dead. J'er'em'ih is gone, Lilith that's you.

2:09:58 Erika: Okay, so Lilith is lying on her, on her back, her legs stoodling up in the air like this and she says,

2:10:05 Lilith: Gentlemen, please, this is really all a misunderstanding. You see, we are on a very special mission for the dark lord, plenty of opportunities to die for him, Olag, and which one of you? Dunkin or Darrydyl or?

2:10:22 Oswald: Oswald.

2:10:26 Lilith: Oswald, you know, it's, you know if we bring him back then you get to serve your purpose again. And you, Dwarf, your beard looks good.

2:10:37 Erika: And she's gonna use Charm Person at level 3 which means it hits all three people, they have to make wisdom saving throws.

2:10:42 Brennan: Okay.

2:10:45 Trapp: Should we take his crown?

2:10:47 Brennan: Olag, Olag is going to burn through one of his legendary resistances in response to that spell. You see that Bulric looks over at you and says,

2:10:59 Bulric: Aye, now first of all, I will say this. You are the most stunning woman I have ever seen in my life. [Erika giggles]

2:11:07 Brennan: And you see that--

2:11:07 Maggie: Sleep with him.

2:11:10 Brennan: Over there, Miles is the one--

2:11:12 Lilith: It's a her.

2:11:12 Maggie: Oh, her!

2:11:14 Miles: I mean, in Gorgar an eight's a 10, you know what I'm saying? [everyone laughs]

2:11:20 Lilith: What?

2:11:21 Brennan: I'm just saying it like it is.

2:11:22 Lilith: That's a bit of a backhanded, oh you're negging me. I see. Very, very good.

2:11:27 Brennan: Awesome, so you cast Charm Person. Any bonus action or anything else like that?

2:11:31 Erika: It's gonna--

2:11:31 Trapp: Doesn't she have a shit ton of strength?

2:11:32 Rekha: And aren't the kids?

2:11:34 Erika: Yeah.

2:11:34 Trapp: Can you just throw Olag off the ship?

2:11:35 Erika: I do, I know. That's the thing. I guess, oh, I can stand up, right?

2:11:41 Brennan: Yeah, you can stand up.

2:11:41 Erika: Okay, I will. I will stand up.

2:11:42 Brennan: Mm-hmm.

2:11:45 Erika: That's it for me there.

2:11:45 Brennan: Cool. The end of that, Olag's gonna take another legendary action. That's a, oh, and the darkness prevents Frod from doing any more damage to the ship. And then it's going to be Leiland, your turn.

2:12:02 Matt: Oh, right, it is my turn. I'm going to go ahead and stand up. With my movement.

2:12:07 Brennan: Hell yeah. Oh, sorry, this Vinguri jumps over the side of the ship. He breaks out of the Ensnaring Strike--

2:12:13 Trapp: I did break it. Did he take his damage?

2:12:14 Brennan: Go ahead and roll his damage. He does fail that save. So roll that damage and he--

2:12:17 Efink: Next time RVSP. [Brennan shrieks]

2:12:21 Trapp: 15.

2:12:22 Brennan: You see he leaps over the side, Leiland you stand up with half your movement, floating above the deck of the ship you hear Ol' Pickering appears to be bludgeoning a goblin to death in the darkness with his stump. And what do you do?

2:12:36 Matt: Is that, is that bit of fuse still going?

2:12:39 Brennan: Yes, it is.

2:12:40 Matt: [laughs] I look around with my sword out and go,

2:12:43 Leiland: Hah.

2:12:45 Matt: Look over to the fuse and be like,

2:12:46 Leiland: I really wanted to stab something!

2:12:47 Matt: And then I'm gonna go ahead and rush over to it and cast Chill Touch to go ahead and extinguish it.

2:12:53 Brennan: Ping!

2:12:56 Leiland: And we're in darkness. They’ll never fucking knows.

2:13:05 Maggie: So convenient that the lights went out.

2:13:08 Brennan: Incredible. Chill Touch, awesome. Are you moving anywhere in this space or no?

2:13:13 Matt: I'm, let's see, I know that Olag is probably up top and I'm gonna go ahead and try and let's make it there, so I'm gonna go ahead and use a movement. The rest, I mean, if I can to at least get as close to her on the back.

2:13:24 Brennan: Sure, we go five, 10, 15. Cool. Ba, ba, bum. Yeah, you burst out over here.

2:13:33 Matt: That's about as far as I can get probably.

2:13:34 Brennan: Probably, yeah. But yes, you burst out there. You see Olag engaged with Lilith. Any bonus actions?

2:13:40 Matt: Yes, I'm gonna go ahead and I'm going to Hexblade Curse him.

2:13:45 Brennan: Cool.

2:13:46 Matt: So as I step to the door and be like,

2:13:47 Leiland: Olag. You know you want to die.

2:13:48 Olag: Finally! Someone who wants what I want!

2:13:54 Leiland: Good. Let's go ahead and finish this exchange. [Brennan yells]

2:14:00 Brennan: Hell yeah. You see Galfast on the ship as the ship is plummeting out of the sky. She makes this horrifying choice, she looks at you holding the crown as the thing is falling, she looks at the volcano and she goes, she sees that this is headed straight for the volcano, looks at you, at your giant ass turtle shells, other thing and is like, you see her.  I'm just gonna roll.

2:14:20 Erika: No!

2:14:24 Brennan: She sizes up your dexterity, sees nothing flying, sees everything plummeting, looks at the crown and makes a bet and goes,

2:14:32 Galfast: You're bound for the fire. And I'm bound for Trovah.

2:14:40 Brennan: Grabs a chunk of sail and leaps from the side of the zeppelin and parachutes away without the crown.

2:14:48 Trapp: Nice.

2:14:50 Brennan: Then, whoo, just starts sailing off.

2:14:51 Trapp: I'm just like plummeting.

2:14:54 Sokhbarr: Hell yeah!

2:14:55 Rekha: At least she doesn't have the crown!

2:14:56 Sokhbarr: Yeah, you idiot, I got your dang crown!

2:15:00 Matt: Everything's turnin' up Sokhbarr.

2:15:04 Brennan: Pirates, okay. Bad Henry is down, Anne is down, it's only Ol' Pickering down here fighting in the darkness with a bunch of goblins. Pickering, oh he has disadvantage. He still. Yeah, he smashes a goblin's skull apart with his stump, just [yells].

2:15:26 Ol’ Pickering: Louis, I still got some fight in me, you ugly goblin!

2:15:29 Maggie: Careful, careful, it might be a bomb!

2:15:31 Brennan: We're gonna roll to see if there's a bomb in this goblin.

2:15:33 Erika: Oh no.

2:15:35 Rekha: This always happens.

2:15:37 Brennan: On a natural one, there's a bomb in this goblin. Not a big chance there's a bomb. On a natural one there's a bomb. It's a 15, there's no bomb in that goblin. Wonderful.

2:15:51 Leiland: Who instituted the goblin bomb amendment? It's an archaic law, we should probably really abolish it. Don't use it very often. It's really cruel.

2:15:58 Maggie: Super scary.

2:16:00 Leiland: Unnecessary but it's just.

2:16:02 Lilith: It's seemed super metal at the time.

2:16:04 Maggie: Yeah.

2:16:04 Efink: It's just a fun surprise every once in a while, ooh.

2:16:07 Leiland: As a religious choice it makes sense, but it's like it's for cleanliness. It doesn't make any sense.

2:16:11 Brennan: Lilith, what was Lilith offering to Bulric? What was she sort of like asking her about?

2:16:16 Lilith: Your beard looks very nice.

2:16:18 Brennan: She goes, right, thank you. Oh no, no, sorry, she says.

2:16:23 Bulric: Right, I'll appreciate that.

2:16:25 Brennan: And she goes and jumps in the hole down here next to these guys, yeah, was there anything other that Lilith says to her that she's trying to do.

2:16:34 Lilith: Oh. Perhaps we should take care of this obviously very bad man here.

2:16:41 Erika: Who is Olag.

2:16:41 Brennan: Yeah. She, yeah, she looks at Olag and is like,

2:16:45 Bulric: Yeah, he fits the profile of someone that I, you know, like .

2:16:48 Lilith: He's clearly evil. Look at him.

2:16:51 Brennan: She takes a double move action. Five, 10, 15, 20, 25. Yeah, she takes her whole turn just like getting basically over here. She is not fast.

2:17:03 Lilith: I mean, not to be stereotypical or anything, but I mean he's an orc and he's got like spikes on his pauldron.

2:17:09 Brennan: Exactly, this goblin is going to come over here to take a swing at Ol' Pickering. Misses terribly. Cool, that's going to be. After the goblins go, that's Sokhbarr.

2:17:28 Trapp: Hey! So I am-- I am plummeting very far, correct?

2:17:32 Brennan: That is correct.

2:17:32 Trapp: I am down there, great. So what I would like to do, this is probably gonna take me, like ,out of the fight for the rest of the thing but I believe I will survive. Is, I would like to, for basically, how does physics work? I would like to jump as I get myself as far as I can up and as I'm jumping I want to down my potion of Gaseous Form and turn into a cloud of gas and gently float my way back up to the ship.

2:18:01 Brennan: Hell yeah, great. So you [snarfs] and you can feel your blood start to scream, your bones wail, as you [screams].

2:18:11 Rekha: His bones!

2:18:14 Brennan: Vomiting gas, you [croaks] and this screaming, it's like a weird buffeted bog stench monster and you leave out of the falling zeppelin where all the goblins and Hobbart just fall towards the yawning maw of the volcano. Your gear and equipment comes with you including the last crown.

2:18:33 Trapp: The last crown.

2:18:35 Rekha: Whoo, gassy crown!

2:18:37 Trapp: Now I can only move 10 feet at a time once I'm in gaseous form so I am just very slowly just sort of drifting back up or towards, towards, I don't know where the hell J'er'em'ih went.

2:18:46 Brennan: If you wanna just, you might just be like drifting off away from combat or back towards the ship, whichever way you wanna go, you can. But it'll probably be a round or two before you can get there.

2:18:54 Trapp: Yeah. I'll drift back towards combat and assume that my bond with J'er'em'ih is such that he'll be able to find me again. And I don't know if J'er'em'ih's weird parachute powers can support me anyway, so I'll just start drifting back towards combat.

2:19:09 Amy: It would be beautiful if he, if he did catch you.

2:19:11 Rekha: With a mucus parachute.

2:19:13 Trapp: Yeah. If, I don't know if I'm allowed to do this or if he's out of it, but if on J'er'em'ih's turn, if I can try to perceive anything.

2:19:22 Brennan: Where J'er'em'ih is--

2:19:22 Trapp: Yeah.

2:19:24 Brennan: Absolutely. Olag calls for the troll to swing. Troll misses again. And Troll misses again on the next call from Olag. That darkness is proving extremely clutch.

2:19:42 Maggie: I wonder who did this, it's so nice. [laughs]

2:19:47 Brennan: On Olag's turn.

2:19:52 Erika: I love Leiland so much.

2:19:55 Brennan: Yeah, Olag is going to leap at you. [grunts] And is going to start taking some--

2:20:02 Erika: Do I get an attack of opportunity on it?

2:20:03 Brennan: You get an attack of opportunity on it, yes.

2:20:05 Erika: Fantastic.

2:20:07 Leiland: Bring it, spiny boy, my blade is thirsty.

2:20:10 Olag: [grunts] I want this so bad!

2:20:14 Matt: It's really intense up close, eh. [Brennan growls]

2:20:18 Erika: So that's a 28.

2:20:18 Brennan: 28 hits.

2:20:21 Erika: Okay, great. So that's 7 piercing damage and he gets yanked 10 feet back.

2:20:30 Brennan: Cool, so he goes for Leiland and is yanked back to you. But will take that, will take that as an opportunity to make his attacks on you. One of them hits, dealing another 16 points of damage to you. And I'm gonna need you to make a strength saving throw.

2:20:56 Matt: I'm like,

2:20:56 Leiland: I was literally distracting him away from. Fine, fine!

2:21:00 Lilith: It's okay. I got this, Leiland. I got this, Leiland.

2:21:03 Leiland: Great, no, it's fine.

2:21:03 Lilith: Don't you worry yourself.

2:21:04 Leiland: I'll just sit, I'll just sit right here then.

2:21:05 Erika: I'm at 43.

2:21:05 Matt: I will use my reaction to sit. I will actively go prone to sit where I am and pout.

2:21:13 Brennan: Oh, dang it.

2:21:14 Erika: That'd be a 14.

2:21:17 Brennan: A 14 succeeds. You are not knocked off the ship. That is Olag's turn, Maggie, that's your turn.

2:21:24 Rekha: Okay. So he's, is this Hobbart or Frod?

2:21:27 Brennan: That's Frod.

2:21:27 Rekha: Frod, okay. So he's not, he's trying to hit the ship but he can't because it's dark?

2:21:33 Brennan: That is, well, he's missing a lot.

2:21:34 Rekha: He's just missing a lot? Okay, cool. Can I try to persuade him back onto our side?

2:21:43 Brennan: Yeah, you can. You're in pitched combat, so the odds are not great. But you're welcome to do that.

2:21:48 Rekha: Maybe, mm. Maybe persuasion, eh. Maybe not.

2:21:53 Matt: Is Frod still holding Markus out over the edge of the ship?

2:21:56 Rekha: Oh, yeah! Is he still holding him?

2:21:57 Brennan: Yes, he is still holding Markus out over the edge of the ship.

2:21:59 Rekha: Okay, [laughs]. Is there a swift way I can bring Markus back? Like some sort of acrobatics type thing?

2:22:09 Brennan: Yeah, you can make an opposed athletics check to just grab Markus away from the troll, absolutely.

2:22:14 Rekha: Okay, I'll do that.

2:22:14 Brennan: Cool.

2:22:17 Rekha: 4 plus 10, 14.

2:22:20 Matt: You have advantage.

2:22:22 Rekha: Oh, and I have advantage, yes. 3, okay, so 14.

2:22:28 Brennan: He rolled a 2, you yank Markus. You, Markus is back on the barrels. Incredible. But that's your action. If you want to take a bonus action, you can, but again, you haven't frenzied yet in this battle and it would give you that point of exhaustion so you might be done or you can--

2:22:45 Rekha: I'll be done.

2:22:45 Brennan: Cool. Efink, that's you. You're piloting the ship?

2:22:50 Amy: Yes, I would like to do two things. My bonus action, I will, I've got the ship and I'm on the helm and ideally on the rest of the ship I do cast Sanctuary really quickly and I'm like, please, do not fail us now and--

2:23:05 Brennan: You're casting Sanctuary on who?

2:23:08 Amy: The ship.

2:23:08 Brennan: I am going to fully disallow that. I mean, you motherfuckers really try me and I'm gonna tell you right now, you're not casting Sanctuary on the ship. Nice try.

2:23:19 Amy: Fine, fine, fine. But remember when I disallowed a critical hit?

2:23:26 Brennan: I remember that, that was me being very cool. I remember that, that was very funny, I did that.

2:23:30 Amy: Really cool of you. Okay, then what I am going to do, I'm going to Firebolt--

2:23:34 Trapp: Persuade the ship.

2:23:36 Rekha: Yes, do not want to die.

2:23:36 Amy: Well, all Sanctuary would do is if anyone next tried to hit it, they would have to wisdom save against hitting it. That's all it would do. And then they would have to, you know that. Okay, great. So I will Firebolt, I will Firebolt Olag.

2:23:52 Brennan: Cool.

2:23:52 Amy: And, this is my first ranged spell attack, so that's very cool.

2:23:57 Erika: Ooh!

2:23:57 Brennan: Fun!

2:23:59 Amy: Get, oh my god, it's enormous. It's plus 10! Oh, everyone's is plus 10, I guess. But to me that's a lot. 23 to hit?

2:24:06 Brennan: That hits.

2:24:08 Amy: Yay! Okay, so I get to roll 4d10. All right, so this is fire damage. We've got 10 and 15, we've got 25 fire damage.

2:24:17 Brennan: Holy shit.

2:24:20 Amy: Right to his face.

2:24:22 Brennan: 25 fire damage right to his face. He's, that fuck, I mean he's still up but he [growls], just a blast of fire. At the end of your turn, he is going to use a legendary action to move, actually. So we go five, 10, 15, 20, 25. And he's going to leap down here.

2:24:40 Amy: I do whisper sweet nothings to the ship, though.

2:24:43 Brennan: Yes, boom.

2:24:43 Trapp: We can move it, right?

2:24:44 Amy: I, oh, I guess. On my turn, can I move the ship?

2:24:48 Brennan: Yeah, where do you wanna move it?

2:24:49 Amy: I can still pilot?

2:24:49 Brennan: You're right over this caldera of the scary volcano.

2:24:51 Amy: Away. [Mike and Rekha laugh]

2:24:55 Rekha: Yeah, I'd say she wants to move it away.

2:24:57 Brennan: From Bulric? No, he goes away around Bulric.

2:24:59 Trapp: Slightly down so I can get there a little faster, too. That could also.

2:25:01 Amy: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I guess I still think you're on the ship, huh?

2:25:05 Trapp: Yeah, you wouldn't know that.

2:25:06 Rekha: No, he's a gas.

2:25:06 Amy: Yeah.

2:25:07 Trapp: You wouldn't know. And I wouldn't be able to communicate that with you.

2:25:10 Amy: Yeah, no, but definitely I think out of the way of the caldera.

2:25:15 Lilith: I think I'm the only one that saw you go over and then the ship fell. As you were going, it's fine, I'm fine.

2:25:22 Trapp: I'm fine, I got it.

2:25:23 Brennan: Frod does hammer the ship this round, although the darkness did prevent a critical. And deals 15 damage with one stroke and then 28 on the next. Smashing into the side of the ship and at the end of his turn, Olag is going to attempt to swing again. And he misses. That's going to be, Markus, that's you.

2:25:55 Ify: So I used, I remember how well Efink followed directions when she spoke to Gogmoth to get the directions, so he's like.

2:26:06 Markus: All right, I'm gonna show you a trick I like to do. Everyone else has to hold on. You're gonna turn the wheel right and you're just gonna use all your strength to move it to the left

2:26:17 Ify: And I wanna tilt the ship to knock him off.

2:26:19 Erika: Oh, whoa!

2:26:24 Ify: At the risk of everyone inside, who's out there falling out, too.

2:26:28 Amy: Oh. [Rekha laughs]

2:26:29 Brennan: Okay.

2:26:29 Erika: Hell yeah!

2:26:32 Brennan: I'm gonna say that because you're not at the helm, that has to happen on Efink's turn. But that will be a move action from you and it is and you can use Markus' proficiency bonus at the maneuver because he's calling out the commands.

2:26:45 Efink: Yes! Captain!

2:26:45 Trapp: And that'll be like a full 'cause Efink just went, that'll be like a full round before we can do that, right?

2:26:50 Brennan: Yeah, it'll be a little while before we get there. So that's your, that's part of your, I guess just your movement or you shouting that out. Is there anything else you wanna do while you're down here?

2:26:57 Ify: Yeah, this, am I still being grappled?

2:27:01 Brennan: No, you're out, Maggie saved you.

2:27:04 Markus: Oh, nice! Thank you, Maggie.

2:27:04 Maggie: Oh, no problem.

2:27:07 Ify: I'm gonna try it one more time.

2:27:10 Markus: Get off of my airship, again.

2:27:16 Ify: And I--

2:27:16 Brennan: Go to Spartacus kick.

2:27:17 Ify: Yeah, another Spartacus kick.

2:27:19 Brennan: You gotta beat a 19 on Athletics check.

2:27:22 Ify: Oh my god. Oh! [everyone yells] It is a 23! [everyone cheers]

2:27:30 Ify: A point, actually, but Athletics is--

2:27:32 Brennan: Oh my god, you leap into the darkness. Your golden skull mask glows and you kick a troll in the chest out into the open sky and he begins to plummet into the volcano. He goes,

2:27:47 Frod: The most happened door I've ever seen!

2:27:52 Rekha: Oh! [Matt laughs]

2:27:54 Trapp: I feel a troll fall through me, felt weird. [everyone laughs]

2:27:59 Ify: And I shout back up to Efink,

2:28:02 Markus: Nevermind, I, nevermind.

2:28:05 Efink: Yes, Captain. [everyone laughs]

2:28:11 Brennan: Lilith, that's gonna be your turn.

2:28:13 Erika: Okay, there's, I guess there's still. Who is there still?

2:28:17 Brennan: There's the dwarf there.

2:28:17 Erika: She's, she's charmed.

2:28:19 Matt: And then we have Olag down here.

2:28:21 Trapp: Belowdecks, yeah.

2:28:21 Erika: Oh, Olag.

2:28:22 Rekha: And the one goblin.

2:28:24 Erika: Question, since Olag just jumped below decks, is that in range of 30 feet of the prow? Like the, where the chains are?

2:28:32 Brennan: Yes, it is within 30 feet of the prow.

2:28:34 Erika: Okay, so as a bonus I want the vines to like whip him out.

2:28:39 Brennan: Awesome.

2:28:39 Erika: So let's make a Dex check.

2:28:39 Brennan: Needs a Dex check. He's gonna burn through another legendary resist. But that's your bonus action, you have your action left.

2:28:49 Erika: Okay. I'm gonna move around to the other side here. The other side, to near, to up above where there's the hole there, right?

2:29:01 Brennan: The main hole that got broken but Maggie's up here. This grate right here.

2:29:05 Erika: Oh, I know, I mean the hole outside, right? So can I, I can move, I have 50 feet of movement so I'm gonna move around up onto the side of the ship so I can see into the hole.

2:29:16 Matt: Spider Climb onto the side of the ship.

2:29:17 Erika: Spider Climb onto the side of the ship, yes.

2:29:21 Brennan: Pure horror.

2:29:24 Erika: So I have darkvision. So I can see in--

2:29:26 Brennan: This is magical darkness.

2:29:29 Matt: It's magical darkness.

2:29:29 Erika: Is magical darkness, it doesn't work?

2:29:30 Brennan: Unfortunately. Yup.

2:29:31 Erika: Dang it. This is so risky. I'm gonna Thorn Whip into, I'm gonna Web Whip into the hole and see what I can drag out.

2:29:41 Rekha: Yes! [Matt laughs]

2:29:43 Rekha: Like a claw machine.

2:29:44 Matt: Like a claw machine.

2:29:45 Erika: I'm gonna aim. I'm gonna aim for antagonists.

2:29:48 Trapp: With your eyes closed.

2:29:51 Matt: Has the gentle touch.

2:29:51 Brennan: All right, I'm gonna roll. I'm gonna roll to see what you pull out with a random Web Whip.

2:29:56 Erika: Oh my god. [Brennan laughs]

2:30:01 Amy: Please don't let it be Leiland. [Ify laughs]

2:30:05 Brennan: It's not Leiland at all. You--

2:30:07 Rekha: No, is it Ol' Pickering?

2:30:09 Brennan: You whip Ol' Pickering in your hands, and he goes,

2:30:12 Ol’ Pickering: M'lady. I didn't understand that you'd be this forward.

2:30:23 Lilith: How goes the battle?

2:30:24 Ol’ Pickering: Pretty well.

2:30:25 Brennan: You see he reaches in and pulls out another flintlock.

2:30:27 Ol’ Pickering: Still got one hand.

2:30:27 Lilith: Ooh. Well, very good, hang onto the side here with me and--

2:30:31 Ol’ Pickering: All right!

2:30:31 Lilith: We're gonna fire on into there blindly mostly.

2:30:35 Brennan: Incredible.

2:30:36 Erika: I can, oh god, he gets piercing damage, doesn't he? Oh my god.

2:30:40 Brennan: Oh yeah, roll piercing damage.

2:30:42 Erika: Yeah, well do I have to roll the hit?

2:30:45 Brennan: No, I'll just, I can roll for what you struck. We'll say there's no damage and Pickering just flies out.

2:30:50 Erika: All right, yeah, 'cause I'm just pulling like.

2:30:52 Rekha: Oh my god, that's so funny.

2:30:54 Brennan: Leiland, that's you.

2:30:55 Matt: All right, as you crawl under after pulling him away going, don't worry, I got this. I'm like,

2:31:00 Leiland: I am the leader of the Vanguri. I do not need to be babysat.

2:31:05 Lilith: I got you, Leiland, it's all right, honey. [Matt groans]

2:31:08 Matt: As Olag has jumped below deck and has moved too far out of the range, it's safe for me to run there. However, I do rush forward to the edge of the deck and I use my Relentless Hex as a bonus action. Teleport 30 feet next to my hex target.

2:31:20 Brennan: Whoo!

2:31:20 Matt: So below the deck. The shadows, I come out of this sphere of darkness that's still there and form up into the shape of Leiland in front with Griefmaker Runeblade in hand.

2:31:30 Brennan: Hell yeah.

2:31:31 Leiland: We have business to attend to.

2:31:34 Matt: And he starts speaking the Black Tongue of Golnar as I go ahead to attack him.

2:31:38 Brennan: You see he rips his breastplate off and goes,

2:31:40 Olag: Right here, you coward! [Ify laughs]

2:31:44 Leiland: I mean, sure. [everyone laughs]

2:31:46 Maggie: Just let us kill you!

2:31:49 Brennan: Go for it, roll your attacks.

2:31:50 Matt: All right, the second one. Oh no. So. Even with that one is,  well, but then there's no breastplate. That'd be 16.

2:32:01 Brennan: 16... does that hit Olag? It does not hit Olag.

2:32:03 Maggie: Leiland. Leiland, you had a sword, right?

2:32:08 Brennan: So you go rah to plunge it in and you see it hits his pectoral muscle and his muscle is so thick with scar tissue that Griefmaker lodges in there and he just starts openly weeping.

2:32:21 Olag: Please, push harder, please.

2:32:23 Matt: Need a second time to push harder, then.

2:32:25 Lilith: What's going on down there?

2:32:27 Leiland: I'm trying to kill the thing!

2:32:29 Maggie: I think Leiland messed up!

2:32:32 Lilith: It sounds like, it sounds sexy but sort of like a failed sexy.

2:32:35 Matt: 25 to hit.

2:32:35 Maggie: Yeah.

2:32:37 Brennan: 25 does it, go ahead and roll damage.

2:32:39 Erika: Yay!

2:32:39 Rekha: Yay!

2:32:42 Matt: All right.

2:32:43 Efink: It seems with such similar end games this should all be easier.

2:32:45 Maggie: I know! Just kill yourself, Olag.

2:32:50 Matt: All right, that is going to be 20, 25 points of damage.

2:32:52 Brennan: Ooh! Olag is looking messed up. You,

2:32:59 Olag: [growls] Yes, that's what I like!

2:33:03 Brennan: Hell yeah. At the end of your turn, he is gonna take a swing at you. And deals. That's a critical hit.

2:33:15 Matt: I'm gonna use Armor of Hexes since he's hexed by me, so a roll of 4 or higher it misses automatically.

2:33:21 Brennan: If you roll a 4, awesome.

2:33:22 Matt: Nope! Why would that work? Why would that have worked?

2:33:28 Brennan: You take 26 points of damage and I'm gonna need you to also make a concentration check, DC 13.

2:33:36 Matt: Yes. Yes, 15.

2:33:40 Brennan: Cool, darkness is maintained. Awesome.

2:33:43 Matt: Though, actually, I don't need the darkness this moment because it's not, all it was doing was holding off the goblin. It was mainly to keep the trolls, so I'm actually gonna drop the darkness.

2:33:50 Rekha: Ooh!

2:33:50 Brennan: You drop the darkness. That's Leiland, Galfast is gone. Pickering is going to take a flintlock, fire at the goblin. He misses. Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping.

2:34:07 Rekha: Okay.

2:34:08 Markus: Just keep using your nub, that was working.

2:34:11 Brennan: We're gonna roll, because he's firing directly at all the gunpowder and he missed his target, we're just gonna roll, it's not a high probability, you just don't want a 1 through 4, that's the thing. 15, you're good. [everyone sighs]

2:34:29 Rekha: Pickering. [Rekha laughs]

2:34:32 Brennan: Plang, he fires there.

2:34:34 Erika: That was still like a one out of five chance, right?

2:34:36 Rekha: That's still too much, too much to keep him on the ship, yeah.

2:34:40 Brennan: Bulric, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang. Gets all the way back up here.

2:34:43 Rekha: Just don't do anything.

2:34:44 Trapp: The dwarf's just stomping around?

2:34:47 Brennan: Yeah, end of Bulric's turn. You see Olag calls out to the goblin and says,

2:34:54 Olag: Light the fire!

2:34:56 Brennan: And you see the goblin reaches in for some flint and steel. It is in darkness.

2:35:05 Trapp: No, he dropped the darkness.

2:35:08 Brennan: Oh, you dropped the darkness. That's right.

2:35:09 Erika: Uh-oh.

2:35:09 Rekha: Uh-oh.

2:35:11 Brennan: Okay. He's going to go and try to set the gunpowder ablaze now that it can see what it's doing. It gets a plus 4 to this check, the DC is a 15 on an 11 or higher the goblin lights up the ship. It's a nat 20. [Matt whimpers]

2:35:38 Brennan: So I'm now going to roll to see if the goblin also has a bomb in it.

2:35:43 Erika: Oh my--

2:35:43 Rekha: Just in case, we wanna know how the goblin's doing.

2:35:46 Brennan: It's only on a nat one that that would happen. 13, you're fine. So there's not--

2:35:50 Erika: Oh, thank goodness.

2:35:52 Brennan: Oh, thank goodness.

2:35:52 Rekha: Who cares?

2:35:55 Brennan: Okay, so that's a nat 20. Hold on one second, guys, I gotta just.

2:36:01 Trapp: Maybe we did need that darkness.

2:36:03 Erika: Yeah.

2:36:05 Amy: So like--

2:36:05 Lilith: Who turned on the lights in here?

2:36:07 Amy: Can I?

2:36:09 Maggie: I think it was Leiland.

2:36:09 Amy: Can I do the same thing I did before? I can do it five times per, I mean, I don't know, I know it's an ability check but that critical thing.

2:36:19 Brennan: Well, it's not, it's a skill check so it didn't really score a, it was just trying to light this bomb on fire.

2:36:25 Amy: Hmm, but you did seem really happy about rolling a natural 20.

2:36:27 Brennan: I wasn't--

2:36:31 Amy: I'm just trying to take that away again.

2:36:33 Brennan: Yeah. No, no, I understand that everyone here wants to rob me of my joy, I get that and I do appreciate it. I'm.

2:36:41 Matt: I genuinely feel you there.

2:36:41 Brennan: Yeah. But no, I will have my fun. Absolutely.

2:36:48 Matt: Good on you. So let's see here.

2:36:54 Trapp: I pass through a pigeon on my way up. I don't know.

2:36:56 Rekha: Just something before.

2:36:59 Brennan: Okay. I'm going to need everybody below decks to make a Dexterity saving throw.

2:37:05 Ify: Whoo.

2:37:05 Matt: Ha ha.

2:37:08 Efink: What's going on down there?

2:37:08 Matt: You get advantage on it.

2:37:12 Rekha: Same fucking number twice!

2:37:14 Ify: 22 for me.

2:37:14 Rekha: An 8.

2:37:16 Brennan: Hmm?

2:37:16 Rekha: An 8.

2:37:18 Brennan: An 8, .

2:37:20 Matt: 11.

2:37:20 Brennan: 8, 11.

2:37:20 Erika: Oh no.

2:37:22 Trapp: I'm a cloud of gas.

2:37:22 Brennan: You're a cloud of gas.

2:37:24 Ify: 22.

2:37:24 Brennan: 22. And you have evasion, you take no damage? So the explosion dealt 67 points of fire damage. You guys will each take that full amount. You will take half 'cause you're a tiefling, so you will take 33. You will take none, the ship is vulnerable to fire. As it is made of wood, so that's gonna be 67 times 2 is 120, 134.

2:37:50 Ify: Ooh, barely hanging on but we're.

2:37:52 Trapp: What we have, like, 20 hit points left or something?

2:37:54 Erika: Oh gosh.

2:37:54 Ify: Less.

2:37:56 Trapp: Less?

2:37:57 Brennan: At the end of the goblin's turn, Olag is going to take a legendary action.

2:38:03 Trapp: No!

2:38:03 Matt: Is the goblin still alive?

2:38:06 Brennan: Oh, the goblin is extremely dead. [everyone laughs] The goblin. Wait, the goblin is barely a memory. The goblin has been exploded so hard that it can barely have been said to exist at all.

2:38:17 Rekha: It might as well have been a bomb.

2:38:18 Matt: Yeah.

2:38:21 Markus: She's made it through worse.

2:38:22 Brennan: So unfortunately--

2:38:22 Maggie: Really?

2:38:24 Brennan: So unfortunately, in the initiative order, after the goblins is Sokhbarr and after, so at the end of the goblin's turn, Olag is going to take an attack on the ship, legendary action.

2:38:36 Markus: This doesn't help you die! What are you gonna do?

2:38:39 Maggie: Just kill yourself, Olag!

2:38:39 Brennan: He hits. Deals the ship, 7 plus 4 is 11 points of damage. [Erika yells] What's The Siren's HP at?

2:38:52 Ify: We are now at--

2:38:52 Rekha: 17, right?

2:38:54 Ify: 17.

2:38:57 Rekha: No, I'm like can we repair the ship at all?

2:39:01 Trapp: I mean, we basically won if we get Olag off, right?

2:39:03 Amy: Yeah.

2:39:03 Trapp: He's the only dude left.

2:39:05 Rekha: No.

2:39:05 Trapp: Oh, no.

2:39:07 Brennan: He, it is his turn, 'cause after Sokhbarr. It's his turn in the initiative order. He hits twice. Okay. The ship has 17 hit points left. We're gonna do box of doom. Olag is rolling 2d6 plus 4 each time he hits.

2:39:28 Trapp: And is he hitting twice?

2:39:28 Rekha: And.

2:39:30 Brennan: He hits twice.

2:39:30 Rekha: And John is close or far?

2:39:37 Brennan: 8 plus 4 is 12. [Ify groans]

2:39:41 Ify: Everyone hold your breath.

2:39:43 Brennan: And two 6’s.

2:39:43 Trapp: Yeah, yeah.

2:39:45 Brennan: The bomb goes off, rends the belly of the ship out into open sky, Olag reaches his hand to the prow of the ship, goes,

2:39:57 Olag: [yells] I have been cursed with eternal life!

2:40:01 Brennan: Rips the front of the ship in half. Boom! The Siren, riddled with flame and its belly pulled out is completely left to fend for itself. Olag rips the front of the ship in half and as you move it, Efink, you watch like an earthquake, the ship is split until you are floating in the air with the helm wheel in your hand, detached from the ship.

2:40:32 Efink: J'er'em'ih!

2:40:35 Brennan: You all begin to plummet out of the sky. And with that, we are going to say tune in next week for another exciting episode of Escape from the Bloodkeep.

2:40:49 Erika: What the heck, Brennan? [NEXT EPISODE - Episode 5: Bloodlines and Lifelines] [NEXT TIME ON DIMENSION 20]

2:40:58 Brennan: Time slows to a standstill.

2:41:02 Sokhbarr: So the battle didn't go well, I take it?

2:41:04 Brennan: You've got, like, a split second basically to try and do something.

2:41:10 Matt: Natural 1.

2:41:11 Erika: That's a nat 1.

2:41:12 Amy: It's a nat 1.

2:41:16 Trapp: This is a bad day.

2:41:18 Voices: All will be good.

2:41:20 Efink: Okay, fuck. Fuck right off.

2:41:20 Edited by: gluegunshots, matzoballmonk, OliverC