Player characters · first: BK E1
Maggie
Maggie is a six-foot-tall tiefling barbarian who dresses like a librarian, in a cardigan and slacks, and keeps hellish romance novels by her bed BK E1·00:45:30. Her father is Gogmoth, whom Brennan calls the original God of Evil who created Zaul'Nazh BK E1·00:46:39. She says she is the girlfriend of Zaul'Nazh BK E1·00:46:44. Her handmaiden is the cyclops hag Sistra BK E1·00:47:06. She worries that he will not propose BK E1·00:48:35.
Maggie is a tiefling barbarian, the daughter of Gogmoth and the girlfriend of Zaul'Nazh BK E1·00:45:30 BK E1·00:46:44. When she learns Zaul'Nazh is gone she cries that they were supposed to get married BK E1·01:36:34. Asked whether she is pregnant, she answers that she is BK E1·01:42:01. At the volcano she rages through fear, and when Telmeir calls her Daughter of Darkness she insists she is her own person BK E2·00:28:42 BK E2·01:05:54 BK E2·01:06:25. She hurls Kasara into the lava with the cry "This is for my baby!" BK E2·01:52:27. Kasara calls her "The heir of the Lord of Shadows" and Maggie answers "Why does everyone bring that up! I'm Maggie!" BK E2·01:52:38 BK E2·01:52:43.
She tells Leiland she has been getting huger, and tells her father Gogmoth "I am pregnant." BK E3·00:18:14 BK E3·00:48:13. Gogmoth asks to see her hands and, when she says there is no ring, shouts, and Brennan says he kicks Zaul'nazh in the chest BK E3·00:48:23 BK E3·00:48:37. In the Bloodkeep she pays for John Feathers's food and offers to take both John and Avanash shopping BK E3·01:18:29 BK E3·01:04:06. She threatens Ipskix when he says he has seen no halfling BK E3·01:39:43.
In the airship battle she jumps the treant, rips it out of the ship in flames, and later pushes Hobbert and Frod back and pulls Markus away from Frod BK E4·00:56:33 BK E4·02:03:55 BK E4·02:22:09. During the fall she announces that she is going into labor, and she takes 71 damage in the landing and Brennan says she is fine BK E5·00:05:17 BK E5·00:29:27 BK E5·00:29:41. Brennan says the heir to the Throne of Blood rests in her hands BK E5·00:41:27. She names her son Leiland Junior rather than after a man who could not commit BK E5·01:05:44. After the vision of Zaul'nazh she calls him a pig and floats a constitutional monarchy BK E5·01:39:21 BK E5·01:47:23.
In the final battle she hands the baby to Lilith, fights Olag, and takes hits all fight BK E6·00:06:38 BK E6·00:08:46 BK E6·00:32:35. She asks the last statue to bless her child as the next heir, and says she does not want to take the throne herself BK E6·02:17:38. With the final blessing she makes her child the new Lord of Shadows BK E6·02:42:36. In the throne room she cheers the baby's wish for Galfast Hamhead's head BK E6·02:56:29.
By episode
BK E1: Welcome to the Dark Side
- Tiefling barbarian; girlfriend of Zaul'Nazh: "I am the girlfriend of Zaul'Nazh" — 00:46:44
- Daughter of Gogmoth — 00:45:30
- Worried he won't propose: "I've imagined every scenario in my mind but what if he doesn't, you know?" — 00:48:35
- Learns Zaul'Nazh is gone: "No! We were supposed to get married!" — 01:36:34
- Reveals pregnancy: "I am." — 01:42:01
- Calls the group's arguments "You honestly scream so much!" — 01:48:40
BK E2: Volcano of Violence
- Wants to wreck the bridge or lasso elves: "I would like to lasso these men." — 01:03:14
- Learns her hammer "auto-crits and does max damage against objects" — 01:02:09
- Rages through fear (Mindless Rage / berserker) — 00:28:42–00:29:06
- Insists on her own name: "I'm Maggie. I'm my own person." — 01:06:25
- Her own pregnancy appears only as her lines and a table gag, never stated by the DM: Lilith (about the Lava Mog) "A second pregnancy announcement today!" — 00:40:28; Maggie: "It's the hormones, I'm gonna cry!" — 00:40:34; Rekha, out of character: "I am also pregnant." — 01:45:00
- Leaps with Reverse Gravity, a chained elf and a "Locket of Springing & Striding" (on-screen text, 01:46:35) and hurls Kasara into the lava: "This is for my baby!" — 01:52:27
- Eyes shoot flames and fangs grow when she strikes (Brennan) — 01:52:33; Kasara: "Oh my goodness. The heir of the Lord of Shadows." — 01:52:38; Maggie: "Don't! Why does everyone bring that up! I'm Maggie!" — 01:52:43 (earlier Telmeir calls her "Daughter of Darkness" — 01:05:54)
BK E3: The Caged Elf and the Crown
- Strikes Declan with three hammer attacks planned, two made (see Roll log) 00:26:19
- Earlier, Leiland: "You are for certain that you are with the lord's seed?" 00:18:05; Maggie: "Yeah, haven't you noticed I've been getting huger?" 00:18:14, "please don't call it seed. It's fire." 00:18:19; Efink: "It's a baby, all right?" 00:18:20
- Tells Gogmoth she is pregnant (her statement; the DM narrates Gogmoth's reaction and never contradicts it): "I am pregnant." — 00:48:13; Brennan: "Flaming tears fall down his face." 00:48:18; Gogmoth: "Show me your hands." and, when she says "there's no ring!", "You motherfucker!" — 00:48:23–00:48:34
- At the Market of Spines she tells the goblin: "Whatever he wants. It's on me." — 01:18:29 (John: "I'm pretty hungry and most of this is stuff I eat" 01:18:26); at the hat shop John says "I want a fuckin' hat." 01:37:06
- Takes John shopping; promises Avanash too: "I'll take you shopping." — 01:04:06
- Threatens Ipskix: "Consider your fuckin' tight five." — 01:39:43; "And then I push him into the ground." (Rekha) — 01:39:54
BK E4: Airship Ambush
- Rages pre-combat: "Okay, I'll do that." — 00:06:31
- Jumps down on the treant with advantage on the Athletics check 00:14:48–00:15:48; "Don't touch me!" — Hellish Rebuke 00:44:32
- Natural 20 vs the treant: "Brutal Critical" (see Roll log); rips the treant out: "rip this tree fully out of the ship and it bursts fully into flame and becomes a screaming hell tree" (Brennan) — 00:56:33; Maggie: "Oh my god, I love that campfire smell!" — 00:56:47
- Goes below deck: "I guess so, I guess if there's nothing up here that I see then yeah." — 01:29:25
- To Hobbert and Frod: "Okay, so that wasn't just me, first of all. And hi, how are you guys doing?" — 01:31:32
- Grabs Galfast: "you just pull Galfast up" (Brennan) — 01:39:51; in character: "That wasn't a tree! That was a freak!" — 01:40:22
- Pushes Hobbert and Frod back (Strength 19 and 19) — 02:03:55–02:04:12; the zeppelin detaches
- Pulls Markus away from Frod 02:22:09–02:22:28; Markus: "Oh, nice! Thank you, Maggie." — 02:27:04
- Says "Just kill yourself, Olag!" — 02:38:39; the table's recurring joke about Olag
BK E5: Bloodlines and Lifelines
- Announces labor during the fall: "I think I'm going into labor." — 00:05:17; Brennan: "Now here's a fun part as a DM, where I get to decide what the associated skill check is with giving birth." — 00:28:20
- Constitution check 17; later "12 plus 10" = 22 — 00:28:47, 00:37:44
- Fall damage 71, "107"; "You landed and are fucking fine." — 00:29:41
- John Feathers: "No! John!" — 00:37:08; "Be my true love." — 00:37:24
- Healing flame: "from your own blood that you have never seen your father or Zaul'nazh or any other demon do. Your own miracle." — 00:39:47
- Birth: "It's not an egg." — 00:40:33; Brennan: "the heir to the Throne of Blood rests in your hands." — 00:41:27
- "Oh! Wow, I don't know how to raise a boy." — 00:41:43
- Names her son: "I don't wish to name my son after a man who couldn't commit" and chooses "Leiland. Junior." — 01:05:44
- Max hit points 220 after rest — 01:01:45
- Says of Zaul'nazh after the vision door: "What a fucking pig!" — 01:39:21; "You think you're with someone for a hundred years and there's some- behind the scenes, they're talking about you like they're in a fucking locker room?" — 01:39:30
- Constitutional monarchy idea: "I think that the king is a figurehead and then we have more of like a prime minister situation as an actual executer of the law." — 01:47:06; "It's a constitutional monarchy." — 01:47:23
BK E6: The Tomb of Ultimate Evil
- Hands the baby to Lilith: "I don't mind giving my baby to you." — 00:06:38; "You're very good at being a mom." — 00:06:43. Brennan: "You trustingly, lovingly, <…> give your baby to Lilith." — 00:07:04
- Moves 40 feet, dodges, and rages: "Maggie flies into a rage" described by Brennan: "You fly into a rage, get safe, (growling)" — 00:08:25. Brennan explains the Dodge and Rage options because "this is your first time playing D&D" (see Table talk)
- Olag charges her first: "Olag charges right for you, Maggie." — 00:08:46. Strength save with advantage: 9 and 1, so 9 plus 10 = 19 — 00:09:13-00:09:20; "You are not knocked prone, shockingly." — 00:09:22
- Taking hits all battle: the Vinguri's necrotic damage is not halved by rage — 00:32:35; Constitution saves 14 plus 10, 24 — 00:33:38 and 12 plus 10 — 00:47:53; later "I am at 130." — 00:51:55, "I'm at 76 hit points." — 01:48:54, started with "220." — 01:48:57. Her cone-of-cold save and damage: 22 cold, "I'm at 165 hit points." — 00:45:41
- Attacks Olag: attack rolls 10 plus, 16 plus and 17 (frenzy); damage 14, 16 and 14 (see Roll log). Brennan: "Olag's looking messed up." — 00:53:48
- Disengages and leaps 40 feet to the last statue, "That disengage probably saved your life." — 01:35:03. To Olag: "Let me kill you! I was so happy to kill you!" — 01:35:58; "Shut the fuck up, Olag, my god. Go kill yourself. Jump in a hole." — 01:36:35
- Dexterity save with advantage "Five… 20!"; Brennan: "Talk about a fucking clutch. Nat 20." — 02:07:05. She picks the final statue: "(Points to the final statue) There!" — 02:07:02
- Asks the statue for its blessing: "Please, I need you to bless my child to be the next heir of this land." — 02:17:38. Explains why she is not taking the throne: "I want to do what I want to do, I don't want to do what people expect me to do." — 02:17:38. Promises the statue to talk to her father about a name: "Yeah, I'll do it, yep, mmhmm." — 02:18:38. Brennan: "The fourth blessing is had! <…> All blessings collected! Boat in the center!" — 02:19:05
- Carries the bleeding Markus; is pulled onto the lip of the fountain by Lilith's web — 02:33:48
- Pronounces the end: "With this final blessing, do I make my child the new Lord of Shadows." — 02:42:36
- Ending: with Leiland in the throne room, "Wow. Well, I'm glad all of this has worked out. <…> The way it has, perfectly evil." — 02:55:37; hears the baby's wish and cheers: "Oh yes! What a great idea!" — 02:56:29. Her fate beyond the throne room is not stated.