Player characters · first: BK E1
Sokhbarr the Boglord
Sokhbarr the Boglord is a prehistoric swamp creature with horns, a turtle shell, crocodilian teeth and two big axes, as his player describes him BK E1·00:14:21. He feeds a ring of snarling beasts in the Beast Pits, and Brennan says all these beasts that wish terrible harm on every living thing simply love him BK E1·00:15:24. He helps the scream beast J'er'em'ih start to breathe when it gives birth BK E1·00:18:57.
Sokhbarr is a beast keeper in the Bloodkeep who feeds the beasts, talks to bugs and helps J'er'em'ih give birth BK E1·00:15:09 BK E1·00:18:50 BK E1·01:53:41. He hates Olag, and when Zaul'Nazh is destroyed during the council he asks what exactly just happened to him BK E1·01:23:40 BK E1·01:43:54. On the way out he opens the cages of worgs and other beasts BK E1·02:03:03. At the volcano he calls a Lava Mog out of the lava, is delighted that she is pregnant, and says he cares more about J'er'em'ih than anything else in the world BK E2·00:38:02 BK E2·00:40:22 BK E2·01:56:38.
He distrusts Avanash from the start BK E3·00:57:00. In the airship battle he fights from J'er'em'ih's back, feeds him a potion in ground beef, and wins the crown from Galfast on the zeppelin in a contested grapple BK E4·00:07:55 BK E4·01:58:29. He falls with the zeppelin, drinks Gaseous Form to float back to the ship, and the crown comes with him BK E4·02:17:32 BK E4·02:18:14. After the wreck J'er'em'ih's membrane wraps his gas form, and he tells Lilith he has the crown BK E5·00:04:21 BK E5·00:13:51. He throws the crown on the ground and talks of a last stand at his swamp, then says maybe he does not have to go back BK E5·00:44:23 BK E5·01:00:29. He says Leiland needs only the head of Galfast Hamhead, gives Efink a Potion of Clairvoyance, and proposes the crown go with Leiland Junior BK E5·00:48:04 BK E5·01:14:10 BK E5·01:45:51.
In the final fight he drinks a mystery potion he brewed, which grows him to about eight feet tall and has him give birth to Hork out of a hole in his stomach BK E6·00:21:43 BK E6·00:23:36 BK E6·00:24:34. Asking the grossest statue for its blessing, he calls himself the protector of all that is slimy and gross BK E6·01:11:23. At the end Brennan tells him he is the Bog Lord once more, and he says he has to go back home BK E6·02:51:46 BK E6·02:52:07. J'er'em'ih's scream splits open realms of nightmare, pups appear, and Maggie says he was pregnant too BK E6·02:53:02 BK E6·02:53:28.
By episode
BK E1: Welcome to the Dark Side
- Feeds the beasts and is loved by them: "Okay, okay, everyone's gonna get some!" — 00:15:09
- Helps J'er'em'ih give birth, feeds the newborn goblin eyes — 00:18:50, 00:21:15
- Believes in preserving scream beasts: "It's a tragedy that so many people have tried to wipe these things from the Earth." — 00:19:26
- Hates Olag: "I hate that fucking guy." — 01:23:40
- Wants an explanation: "I feel, like maybe we need to clarify exactly how Zaul'Nazh, this being of utmost power, what the fuck just happened to him?" — 01:43:54
- Can talk to bugs — 01:53:41; opens the cages of worgs and other beasts on the way out — 02:03:03
- Asks Kraz-Thun whether he may pass on the Hork news: "It wouldn't be a problem if I delivered the news to the Lord of Shadows, right?" — 01:17:01; Kraz-Thun answers "please don't say anything" — 01:17:23
BK E2: Volcano of Violence
- Calls a monster out of the lava: "Creatures of shadow, creatures of darkness, come to me. Come to my aide!" — 00:38:02
- The Lava Mog's first touch: a "long, boiling hot tentacle, which deals you seven points of fire damage, lovingly strokes your cheek" — 00:39:10; Sokhbarr: "Aww, I think he likes me." — 00:39:32
- Delighted by the Lava Mog's pregnancy: "The species could come back from the brink of extinction! Guys, this is incredible!" — 00:40:22
- Jokes about the Lava Mog: "a little bit of exercise is good for, you know, a pregnant Lava Mog." — 00:43:40
- Rides J'er'em'ih (movement 40 feet) — 00:44:23, 01:13:20; conjures four goblin wargs 01:14:42; Healing Spirit on himself and J'er'em'ih 01:15:28
- "I care more about J'er'em'ih than I do anything else in this world." — 01:56:38
- Defends the Lava Mog when Percival is inside it: "Don't you hurt her! Don't you dare hurt her!" — 01:35:01
- Kasara offers an alliance "to protect the wild places of nature" — 01:42:10; Sokhbarr: "You don't like my wild things." — 01:42:26
- Telmeir calls him "you turtle" — 01:31:54; Brennan mentions "your turtle shell" — 02:11:24
- Ends: "Two births in one day." — 02:11:46–02:11:50
BK E3: The Caged Elf and the Crown
- Distrusts Avanash throughout: "I wouldn't trust this guy with a pair of tweezers" — 00:57:00
- Wants to restrain the wounded Hamhead: "I kinda just wanna maybe take one of these chains and restrain Hamhead." — 00:14:59
- Cannot recall her name: "I keep calling her Hamhead because I can't remember her first name." — 01:31:25; Brennan: "Galfast. You can call her Hamhead." — 01:31:37
- Takes the dire bats from the aerie and casts Beast Sense through them 01:42:48–01:43:21
- Jokes about Efink's failed bone throw: "this is the second time you beefed a pretty big--" — 01:49:48 (possibly refers to an earlier episode)
- J'er'em'ih: "enormous fucking smoking tumor that is moving around like an air bubble in a balloon" — 01:23:47 (Brennan, of J'er'em'ih); Sokhbarr: "I'm never sure when there's something wrong with him or whether it's just a thing he does." — 01:24:00
BK E4: Airship Ambush
- Carries "a bandolier of potions that's just sort of on me at all times just constantly mixing shit up"; feeds J'er'em'ih "a potion of heroism, or maybe villainy" in ground beef — "J'er'em'ih has 10 temporary hit points and is Blessed for an hour." — 00:07:55–00:08:40
- First to act in initiative — 00:11:36; casts Ensnaring Strike at 3rd level on Bulric 00:13:41; misses repeatedly: 15 "does not affect" 00:13:57, 14 00:51:01
- "Hey, thanks! You know, there's music all around us." after drumming "Ting, tong, attack, attack, tong." — 00:51:14–00:51:20
- Prone on the deck after the ship turns 01:05:54; gets up with half his movement 01:24:54
- Finally lands Ensnaring Strike on a Vinguri: attack 27, damage 12, Vinguri rolls natural 5 on its Strength save 01:25:57–01:26:17
- Survival check "11 plus 8 is 19" to track Galfast: "You smell halfling on the zeppelin." (Brennan) — 01:56:16–01:56:21
- Jumps onto the zeppelin: "Gimme back that crown!" — 01:56:39; "I don't care as much about Hamhead as I do about the crown" — 01:57:27; wins the crown on the second contested grapple — 01:58:29
- Falls with the zeppelin: "I got the crown, guys! Oh no!" — 02:05:03; "I got this, I got this, I got this." — 02:05:23
- Drinks Gaseous Form: "turn into a cloud of gas and gently float my way back up to the ship" — 02:17:32; "Your gear and equipment comes with you including the last crown." (Brennan) — 02:18:14
- Says to the Vinguri: "If we need another crown, I know where we can get one, guys." — 01:26:51
BK E5: Bloodlines and Lifelines
- J'er'em'ih's membrane wraps Sokhbarr's gas form: "Oh, I love you so much, J'er'em'ih!" — 00:04:21; "I'm a living fart!" — 00:04:40
- Gas form: Brennan says the essence "of the crown within you that's kind of like hold-over temp crown containing the essence of the Lord of Shadows" — 00:03:49
- To Lilith: "I got the crown!" — 00:13:51
- Natural 20 on the Dexterity check (J'er'em'ih included), 8 for Lilith — 00:33:18-00:33:19; the bubble "lands and pops and J'er'em'ih is fully restored" — 00:33:21
- Potion of Greater Healing for Leiland, uses "4d4 plus 4" (dice named, no result stated) — 00:34:36; "J'er'em'ih saved you." — 00:35:09
- Throws the crown on the ground and speaks of leaving for the swamp: "I think I'm just gonna make a last stand back at my swamp." — 00:44:23; later "Maybe I don't have to go back to the swamp." — 01:00:29
- On what Leiland needs: "Leiland doesn't need a kingdom. Leiland needs one thing. The head of Galfast Hamhead." — 00:48:04
- Medicine check with advantage (after Lilith offers help, 01:03:43-01:03:45) for John: "So that is 17 plus 8" — 01:03:59; Brennan: "Whoa, 25." — 01:04:01; John stays at zero, stabilized, but conscious — 01:04:05
- Gives Efink the Potion of Clairvoyance from his bandolier — 01:14:10
- "One day we won't just kill that halfling, we'll kill all the halflings." — 01:20:47
- Proposes the crown go to the baby: "Maybe the crown should go with Leiland Junior." — 01:45:51; "I'm at least gonna give this to Maggie." — 01:46:18
- Table-joke about the baby: "I will pick up diapers, Sokhbarr." — 01:10:45
BK E6: The Tomb of Ultimate Evil
- "Well, if not now, when?" and drinks a mystery potion he had brewed: "Well, this might be the end of the line, so drink up, boys!" — 00:21:31-00:21:43. The DM says it was "three rolls on the wild magic table" — 00:21:59
- Result: "Sokhbarr grows to about eight feet in height" — 00:23:36; "You have birthed Hork out of a hole in your stomach." — 00:24:34. Trapp lists: "one is me growing incredibly large" and "giving birth to Hork" and one invisible — 00:25:06-00:25:11. Size ruling: "add an additional plus 2 to damage rolls" — 00:25:23. J'er'em'ih "pets you with one of his eyeballs" — 00:24:52
- Dash to an idol (speed 30, unaffected by difficult terrain) — 00:25:52
- J'er'em'ih vomits up a warg head and bites with it after the natural 20 — 00:26:43
- First blessing from the grossest statue: Nature check at disadvantage "they were both eights <…> total of 14" — 01:11:13; "I've championed the deepest and darkest of nature. I am the protector of all that is slimy and gross." — 01:11:23; the statue: "As the grossest statue here" — 01:11:45; "I am 100 percent into your whole deal." — 01:11:52-01:11:52
- Fights with 13 plus 11 = 24 (hits), 1d6 plus 12 (berserker potion) = 17, a goblin decapitated — 01:13:03-01:13:46. Intelligence check natural 1: "You barely understand how this room works." — 01:49:57
- After the blessing hangs on: "Honestly, I don't care anymore." — 02:44:37
- Ending: "Sokhbarr, you are the Bog Lord once more" and "you smell on the wind the stench of the Bog of Despair" — 02:51:46; "I gotta go back home, guys." — 02:52:07. J'er'em'ih screams, lightning breaks, "realms to nightmares split open" and pups appear: "He was pregnant too!" (Maggie) — 02:53:28; Sokhbarr: "Oh I love you so much, J'er'em'ih!" — 02:53:33