Characters
Player characters and everyone they meet.
Player characters
- Big Barry Syx
- Gunthrie "Gunnie" Miggles-Rashbax
- Margaret Encino
- Norman "The Skipper" Takamori
- Riva
- Sundry Sidney
NPCs
- A cigar-smoking man
- A woman at the pool
- A young woman at Handy Andi
- Acme-Ashmun person / UFTP person
- Acme-Ashmun representative
- Acme-Ashmun workers
- Agent Oscars
- Aguatunisian interns
- Amercadian Officer
- An Acme-Ashmun executive
- An assistant
- Analinda Weatherall
- Anderson Gromit
- Announcer (Starstruck)
- Arcadia Prime
- Armstrong Roid Removers
- Auma Liu
- Aurora Nebbins
- Autumn
- Bambi Leroux
- Bar Buddy
- Barkeep
- Barry Nyne
- Bartender (Starstruck)
- Baustin Sheriff's department
- Blonde UFTP man / cleaner
- Bob Griivarr
- Bridge crew
- Brobbin Bunny
- Brutus
- Cadets
- Camera operator
- Captain Dan Scrap
- Captain Jan de la Vega
- Cashier
- Chamberlain Drablian
- Chester
- Chip Hatwell
- Client
- Clippy
- Concierge (Starstruck)
- Cool Water of the Shaded Reef
- Cornelius Ashmun
- Crowd member
- Crunch Moon-Jones
- Damien Factor
- Doc
- Dog show passerby
- Dr. Barry Bohunk
- Dr. Edwina Castor
- Drunk NPC on a speaker
- Erwin Rashbax
- Freighter truck driver
- Galatia 9
- Guard supervisor
- Guernican Art Squad
- Gust Weatherall
- Handy Annie
- Higgs
- Hogg Cobb
- Hotel security
- Hyacinth Khrome
- Ife Amari-Reyes
- Jeremy
- Jimmy the Snout
- Khloe Karter
- Kid
- Kilogram Demitrius
- King Prilbus
- Kubla-Cola announcer
- Kublacaine dealer
- L.R.
- Lamelia Lefarve
- Loose Duke
- Loose Duke's two companions
- Lt. Deputy One
- Lt. Deputy Two
- Lucienne Rex
- Mabrow
- Mae
- Malika
- Margaret's old friend
- Martinez siblings
- Max Griivarr
- Melon
- Melon's owner
- Mona Medina
- Monarch of Rubian V
- Mr. Miggles-Rashbax caller
- Myalor Nabthacks
- Natalia Cicero Connie Lee Carter Bajar
- Needles
- New Texans
- Phil
- Plinth
- Plug Strutt
- Pool Staff
- Prince Valdrinor
- Princeps Zortch
- Prison guards and troopers
- Prison Worker
- Professor Dora Valentine
- Pursuit lieutenant
- Putty mongers
- Raymond Zam
- Rec 97 docking agent
- RecPol
- Ronnie Kwan
- Rootersnoos
- Ross
- Rupert Quasar
- Sadie Zeb
- Salazar
- Sandwich Sign Guy
- Sara
- Security at The Dome
- Servo Sam
- Shawna Waters
- Sheriff Warner Codge
- Sister Mildred of the Cosmic Veil
- Slim
- Smaggy Squirrel
- Space paramedic
- SQ
- Stacks McFadden
- Stranger
- Swallop's worker
- The Junkmother
- The Malignant Mercenary
- The man with the blaster
- The officer
- Tour guide
- U4F founders
- UFTP operatives
- Veep 909
- Vercadian Protector Droid in the corner
- Waiter, dealer and casino security
- Waitress
- Warfare Whitney
- Wiley Wes
- Zed
- Zeke Donaldson Quark
- Zvoon