NPCs · first: SO E7
Crunch Moon-Jones
In the seventh episode Brennan has the crew spot a man in a faux-New Texas cardigan, ski headband and goggles, with big wavy hair and a t-shirt that says "Skiff It", clearly a core worlder SOE7·01:06:17. The character art names him Crunch Moon-Jones, a Jib-Job founder and skiff-bro, and Brennan says he is very excitable, with powder caked under his nose, and points excitedly to someone at the bar SOE7·01:06:17. Crunch says "Yeah, man, we got a bunch if you wanna go to the bathroom, we go to the bathroom or we can just do it here" SOE7·01:06:55.
In the seventh episode Crunch Moon-Jones is a skiff-bro and Jib-Job founder whom Brennan shows at the bar, powder under his nose, offering to go to the bathroom or "just do it here" SOE7·01:06:55. In the eighth episode he says "75k? On the condition that you and your friends party with me all night!" SOE8·01:49:13, and Brennan says a 75k data card goes into the crew's hand SOE8·01:49:45. He says "I'm one of the founding members of Jib-Job" SOE8·01:55:40.
In the ninth episode Brennan says the Tigers' saves are meant to not kill Crunch Moon Jones, and then that a Tiger rams a skiff and blows up SOE9·01:24:34 SOE9·01:25:13. In the tenth episode Brennan says that when the crew showed up on Crunch Moon Jones' Instagram he did not interview them, and that they guess he is a famous workfluencer SOE10·00:46:43. Later in that episode he appears in a Warfare Whitney promo, saying "It's Crunch Moon Jones. Almost died as a Brigade Tiger smashed into my skin" SOE10·02:05:27.
In the twelfth episode Brennan shows him in traction in a space hospital after a Brigade Tiger smashed into his skiff SOE12·02:10:34. Crunch says "What up fam it's Crunch Moon!", and that his whole body is destroyed SOE12·02:10:43 SOE12·02:11:53. He says his skiff exploded and he "was super dead inside the canyon", and that "because I'm super rich, they brought me back to life" SOE12·02:12:02. He says "I've seen Loose Duke all the time. He- he hit me up on my comm screen" SOE12·02:12:40.
By episode
SO E7: Dying Tomorrow, It's a Pleasure
SO E8: Wallops at Swallop's
- Crunch Moon-Jones — rich skiff-bro and, he says, a founding member of Jib-Job; buys the Kublacaine for 75,000 — 01:41:10, 01:49:13, 01:55:40
SO E9: Baustin Skiffy Limits
SO E10: It's a Griivarr World After All
- Crunch Moon-Jones — famous influencer ("workfluencer", known from SO_09), skipped them: "when you guys showed up on Crunch Moon Jones' Instagram, he didn't interview you" — 00:46:43; in the Warfare Whitney promo: "It's Crunch Moon Jones." — 02:05:27
SO E12: Go Big or Go Home
- Crunch Moon-Jones — in traction in a space hospital in Baustin: "What up fam it's Crunch Moon!" — 02:10:43; "Then because I'm super rich, they brought me back to life." — 02:12:02; saw Loose Duke on his comm screen — 02:12:40