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Warfare Whitney
In the third episode a commercial for Living Doll Cybernetics plays on the crew's screen, announcing the newest and first in a line of battle competent droids, Warfare Whitney SOE3·01:48:08 SOE3·01:48:38. Brennan describes her in pink battle armor, the exact shade of Sidney's candy striper dress, with a huge gun, a visored helmet with no face, and rollerblade feet SOE3·01:48:18. The visor lifts to show exactly Sidney's face, and she says "I have one job" SOE3·01:48:56 SOE3·01:48:58.
In the third episode a Living Doll Cybernetics commercial introduces Warfare Whitney, a pink-armored battle droid with Sidney's face, who says "I have one job" SOE3·01:48:58 SOE3·01:48:18 SOE3·01:48:56. In the fifth episode three Warfare Whitneys touch down on the course and chase the crew, saying in a Southern accent "Heard you were talking shit, sugar" SOE5·01:49:05 SOE5·01:49:38. Brennan says their chain guns would have lit Sidney up if she had not ducked onto the ship SOE5·02:03:24. They call after the crew "Hey sugar, where you going? We just want to talk" SOE5·02:04:13.
In the eleventh episode Brennan's recap says the Warfare Whitneys are trying to scrub some bad PR in the form of Sundry Sidney SOE11·00:05:29. In the thirteenth episode Sidney, on the dais at the Battle of the Brands, says "Eat your heart out, Warfare Whitney" SOE13·00:35:47. In the seventeenth episode swarms of Warfare Whitneys come in on the comms, asking Riva to patch them through to the gunner channel and demanding the surrender of "one rogue android" who is "a bit of a copyright liability" SOE17·00:13:29 SOE17·00:13:50 SOE17·00:13:56. In the seventeenth episode Auma Liu buys Handy Andi outright, and all of the Warfare Whitneys behind the Wurst deactivate SOE17·01:13:33 SOE17·01:13:45. In the last episode Brennan says the Warfare Whitneys are deactivated, hanging in space SOE18·00:08:58.
After the battle, Brennan says the Warfare Whitneys are packaged up at Barry's Big Win Casino to go back to the Handy Andi corporation, which can reuse them for their original programming SOE18·02:56:23. One of them snaps on and says "That was some good shooting out there" and "We got beat, I'm a little sad" SOE18·02:57:45 SOE18·02:57:55. Told by Sidney that they will go and meet mommy, they ask "We are gonna go meet mommy?" SOE18·02:58:16 SOE18·02:58:22.
By episode
SO E3: Wrecked on Rec 97
- Warfare Whitney — Living Doll Cybernetics commercial droid "exactly Sid's face": "I have one job." — 01:48:56–01:48:58
SO E5: All In the Hot Exit
- Warfare Whitneys (three) — pink battle armor, visors, roller blades, chain guns, Southern accent: "Heard you were talking shit, sugar." — 01:49:05; "Calling me A-Z, motherfucker!" — 01:49:27; "Hey sugar, where you going? We just want to talk." — 02:04:13
- Warfare Whitneys — hostile, pink-armored — 01:49:38
SO E11: Flee From Fantanimalland
- Warfare Whitney — "trying to scrub some bad PR in the form of Sundry Sidney" (recap) — 00:05:29
SO E17: The Luckless, the Abandoned, and the Forsaked (Part 1)
- Warfare Whitney — "Hi there, sugar" — 00:13:50
- Warfare Whitneys — Handy Andi's android squadrons; want "one rogue android" — 00:13:56
SO E18: The Luckless, the Abandoned, and the Forsaked (Part 2)
- Warfare Whitney — "Hey there, sugar, That was some good shooting out there." — 02:57:45