NPCs · first: SO E3
Jimmy the Snout
In the third episode Brennan says a big public screen in the Vale of Tiers on Rec 97 shows Rootersnoos, a Rec Station news broadcast with a 1950s-looking red-haired news anchor with a big cybernetic eye SOE3·00:51:18. The anchor says "This is Rootersnoos Ferret, Jimmy the Snout, coming to you live", and reports on a possible open rebellion on Rubian V SOE3·00:52:28. The broadcast then cuts to "three hours of tweets" SOE3·00:52:57.
In the third episode Jimmy the Snout, Rootersnoos Ferret, is the red-haired news anchor with a cybernetic eye on the Rec Station news SOE3·00:51:18, who introduces himself: "This is Rootersnoos Ferret, Jimmy the Snout, coming to you live" SOE3·00:52:28. In the fourth episode Brennan says his dais is destroyed when Aurora Nebbins surges through it into hundreds of onlookers, and a bunch of Rootersnoos cameras turn on the crew SOE4·02:49:09. In the fifth episode Brennan says a very wise Rootersnoos ferret once told Margaret at the Platinum Cog Leadership Summit "in this galaxy, there's always less going on than meets the eye" SOE5·00:44:48.
In the tenth episode a taxicab TV newscast with Jimmy the Snout reports first shots fired on Rubian V SOE10·00:58:43. In the thirteenth episode Jimmy reports from Madrugada Station above Rubian V, where billions of pilgrims have come to stop the outbreak of violence SOE13·00:15:27. He opens Battle of the Brands with Chip Hatwell, saying "Good evening and welcome to Battle of the Brands" SOE13·00:35:04, and in the fourteenth episode says "it's rare to see a fight like this, if they were down but not out, and they came back" SOE14·00:47:48.
In the seventeenth episode Jimmy appears on a private comm to Margaret saying "coming to you live in a personal communique, just me and you" SOE17·01:19:05. In the last episode he says "Folks, you gotta see it to believe it The Wurst, perhaps misaptly named" SOE18·03:07:16.
By episode
SO E3: Wrecked on Rec 97
- Jimmy the Snout (he/him, "Rootersnoos Ferret") — 1950s-looking red-haired news anchor with a big cybernetic eye: "This is Rootersnoos Ferret, Jimmy the Snout, coming to you live" — 00:52:28
SO E4: Every Day is Our Wurst Day
- Jimmy the Snout (Rootersnoos Ferret) — dais destroyed by Aurora — 02:49:09
SO E5: All In the Hot Exit
- Rootersnoos ferret — gave Margaret the line "in this galaxy, there's always less going on than meets the eye." — 00:44:48
SO E10: It's a Griivarr World After All
- Jimmy the Snout — taxicab-TV newscaster ("Mrs. Farid, Jimmy the Snout" in the transcript) — 00:58:43
SO E12: Go Big or Go Home
- Jimmy the Snout (Rootersnoos ferret), daytime-show host, the Starstruck equivalent of a "Ricki Lake" — 02:33:10
SO E13: Battle of the Brands
- Rootersnoos Ferret, Jimmy The Snout (Rec Station News anchor; also Rec Station News commentator) — reports from Madrugada Station: "Billions of pilgrims from all over the galaxy have made their way to this moon of the gas giant, Rubian" — 00:15:27; later commentates with Chip Hatwell: "Good evening and welcome to Battle of the Brands." — 00:35:04
SO E14: The House Always Wins
SO E17: The Luckless, the Abandoned, and the Forsaked (Part 1)
- Jimmy the Snout — "coming to you live in a personal communique" — 01:19:05