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Player characters · first: UC E1

Sofia Bicicleta

Sofia Bicicleta is a Staten Island hairdresser who was Sofia Lee for five years until her husband Dale left her UC E1·00:29:42. She is a heavy drinker with a hot temper and has not slept in her bed since Dale left UC E1·00:29:42. She blames "Isabella Infierno", saying "She's a succubus is what she is" UC E1·00:32:36. In the fight she blinds a troll with her stilettos and says "I can fight" at the library UC E1·00:49:51 UC E1·02:05:08. Her first words to Kugrash are "I'm sorry. Are you a rat?" UC E1·01:40:58.

Sofia is the party's drunken-master monk, played by Emily, who finds magic is real and calls herself "newly magic" UC E3·00:05:36 UC E3·00:14:56. She frees the bodega cat La Gran Gata, pledges herself as her champion, and kills Becky with the ring's flaming fist UC E6·00:44:23 UC E6·01:48:57 UC E6·01:46:22.

At the Pearly Gates she meets Dale UC E9·01:20:20. Dale tells her "I'm not alive anymore" UC E9·01:21:16. She learns her husband is dead UC E9·01:23:22. She destroys Isabella Infierno in the art-show fire, then burns down her home with the wedding pictures and keeps living out of her backpack UC E10·02:07:56 UC E11·00:27:09 UC E11·00:27:43. She tells the others she is no longer Sofie Bikes: "Sofie Lee on the case" UC E13·01:42:03.

At the Empire State Building she says "So just choose me for the fucking night" UC E15·01:20:00. She asks "I guess I just choose myself to be the chosen one?" and Brennan describes her filled with power UC E15·01:27:31 UC E15·01:27:44. The Dream kills her, and Kingston revives her UC E16·01:04:16 UC E16·01:21:53. She refuses the Dream's offer to bring Dale back UC E17·00:18:48. Emily's epilogue has her take over as leader of the Order and open a school for rats UC E17·01:46:09 UC E17·01:46:44.

Character sheet — The Unsleeping City

The Unsleeping City sheet of Sofia Bicicleta (played by Emily Axford). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.

Class
Warlock UC E11·00:19:46 UC E11·00:19:48 UC E11·00:20:05Warlock UC E7·00:05:12Monk UC E1·00:30:35—
Subclass
Hexblade UC E8·00:21:29 UC E8·00:21:39Hexblade UC E7·00:05:12Drunken Master UC E1·00:30:35—
AC
19 UC E8·00:12:12—
HP max
84 UC E15·00:08:5952 UC E8·01:00:53—
Speed
45 UC E16·00:32:30—
Proficiency
+3 UC E10·01:24:41 UC E10·01:24:46—
STR
+1 UC E4·00:33:47 UC E4·00:33:52—

Skills

Features

  • ki point — Emily: "And then I'm gonna spend a ki point to—" UC E1·00:49:24
  • Flurry of Blows — Emily: "Flurry of Blows for another 6." UC E1·00:49:29
  • Step of the Wind — Emily: "I'll use Step of the Wind to take a disengage. And then I'll move my full amount." UC E4·00:14:22
  • Slow Fall — Brennan: "do you have slow fall?" Emily: "Slow fall, mm-hmm." (a Dexterity save on the fall) UC E4·00:35:56 UC E4·00:35:57
  • Drunken Technique — Emily: she has her Drunken Technique, which means a Flurry of Blows gives the benefit of a disengage UC E6·00:18:18
  • Patient Defense — Emily spends a ki point on Patient Defense to get a Dodge action UC E6·01:44:12
  • Hexblade's Curse — Emily puts a curse on Epona, channelling La Gran Gata; she calls it the Hexblade's Curse and explains: she crits on 19s and 20s against her, adds her proficiency bonus to damage, and gets more hit points if she dies UC E8·00:21:07 UC E8·00:21:29 UC E8·00:21:56
  • Stunning Strike — Emily: after a melee hit she also uses Stunning Strike, so the target makes a Constitution save UC E10·00:04:17
  • Hexblade's Curse — Crits on 19: Emily "Oh, a 19's a crit for me!"; Brennan: "I think a 19's a critical, right?" UC E10·02:04:41 UC E10·02:04:42 UC E10·02:04:44
  • Otherworldly Leap — Emily: "Since I am currently.... have Otherworldly Leap, I'm going to jump up here." UC E12·01:33:10
  • Evasion — Emily: "I have Evasion. Lets me dodge out of the way." UC E14·00:44:09
  • Tipsy Sway — Emily, when a vampire's attack on her misses: "Tipsy Sway, bitch! You gotta attack him!" UC E14·00:52:13
  • Drunken Master — Emily jumps right up when thrown prone; Brennan: "That's right! Drunken Master!" UC E14·01:12:32 UC E14·01:12:36
  • Mage Slayer — Emily: "I'm a Mage Slayer", so the target has disadvantage on saves to maintain concentration UC E16·01:51:28

Spells

  • Shield — Emily: "I'm gonna real quick Shield and my armor class is 24." (the reaction spell added to her AC) UC E10·00:59:33
  • Mage Hand — Sofia: "I was gonna use a Mage Hand" UC E10·01:43:47
  • Hellish Rebuke — Sofia to Ricky's attackers' side: "this is my husband we're talking about so I don't wanna have to Hellish Rebuke you." UC E11·00:55:36
  • Unseen Servant — Emily: "create an Unseen Servant. And then cast Gaze of Two Minds on it." UC E11·00:19:25
  • Gaze of Two Minds — Emily casts it on her Unseen Servant to spy on her family UC E11·00:19:25
  • Jump — Emily: "I would like to cast Jump on myself. And then I would like to jump to this costume rack" UC E12·00:33:45
  • Hex — Emily: "I've got Haste. So first off, I'm going to hex this guy. And the ability I want him to have disadvantage on is Constitution." UC E17·00:38:47

Items

  • Sofia's stiletto heels — Emily: "I'm gonna take my stiletto off and thwack him for another 7." UC E1·00:49:08
  • Sofia's stiletto heels — lost: she puts both stilettos through the troll's eyes UC E1·00:49:51
  • Plastic-bag shoes — Kugrash makes her makeshift plastic bag shoes UC E1·01:39:57
  • Flask of Em's water — Sofia asks Em for a flask of the fountain water; Emily empties a Smirnoff Ice nip for it UC E3·00:52:47 UC E3·00:52:57
  • Flask of Em's water — lost: the flask bursts, the water inside boiling UC E3·01:43:17
  • Sofie's broken champagne flute — Sofia holds the broken flute: "I'm picking my teeth with it." UC E4·00:06:15 UC E4·00:06:21
  • CamelBak of box wine — Emily: "I've got a CamelBak that I've like, shoved a box wine into." UC E6·00:02:39
  • Golden fist ring — Brennan: "a small golden ring that has an embossment on it of a closed fist"; Sofia finds it with Sleight of Hand UC E6·01:06:08
  • Fists of Apollo — Emily: "I've got Fists of Apollo on me that's a magic item. What are my hands doing?" UC E8·01:00:47
  • Sofia's disposable camera — Emily: "Sofia takes out a disposable camera and gets some pictures." UC E9·00:07:33
  • Sofia's Visa gift card — Emily: "I take out a Visa gift card." Sofia: "Dale got this for me for my birthday" UC E9·01:00:46 UC E9·01:00:49
  • Sofia's tooth — Emily asks to catch a tooth of the destroyed Isabella Infierno: "It's a link to Robert Moses." UC E10·02:07:44 UC E10·02:07:52
  • Louboutins — Brennan: "next to you all packaged up, are a pair of red Louboutins" UC E13·01:21:00
  • Sofia's item card — Brennan gives Emily an item card after she chooses herself; she paraphrases it: it replenishes a ki point when she is damaged UC E15·01:28:06 UC E15·01:28:22
  • Boots of Striding and Springing — Brennan counts them in her jump: "the magic item Boots of Striding and Springing is active" UC E16·00:31:29
  • Sofia's item card — new text read by Emily: "You replenish a ki point each time you are dealt damage." Her AC is then 26 with Haste cast on her by Pete (not the base) UC E17·00:06:47 UC E17·00:07:09

By episode

UC E1: Start Spreading the News

  • Hairdresser (Staten Island) and recently left by husband Dale: "I was Sofia Lee for [sighs] five beautiful years, but then my husband Dale left me." — 00:29:42
  • Blames "Isabella Infierno" — "She's a succubus is what she is." — 00:32:36
  • Heavy drinker with a hot temper; has not slept in her bed since Dale — 00:29:42
  • Fights: blinds a troll with her stilettos — 00:49:51; says "That hurt, but probably not as much as my burn earlier." — 00:48:56
  • First words to Kugrash: "I'm sorry. Are you a rat?" — 01:40:58
  • Remembers that she "woke up in an alley, and I could swear that a giant rat man brought me an egg sandwich and a Gatorade" — 00:44:52; Kugrash later says they talked "for three hours" — 01:40:45
  • Catholic and not able to read Greek: "I'm Catholic so I've encountered Greek in a religious sense." — 01:48:36
  • At the library: "I don't know what the fuck else is going on, but I can fight." — 02:05:08

UC E2: Mutant Santa Melee

  • Charges the chrysalis: "I am done wasting my time with henchmen." — 00:25:10. After flinging it away, Lou: "Also, we just watched a drunk woman flip a giant ice cocoon?" — 00:27:37; Brennan: "You feel a power in your body and a sense of purpose that you honestly haven't felt in a long time." — 00:26:51
  • Calls Ricky "Mr. March" in the early fight (Ricky corrects her: "my name is Ricky, by the way") — 00:09:22, 00:09:29
  • Used to visit a Santa at the Staten Island mall: "Was it really you who I used to go visit at the Staten Island mall?" — 00:45:47
  • Is invited by Santa to the North Pole: "Sofie, you are welcome at the North Pole anytime you'd like to come." — 01:14:21; she says "maybe April break" — 01:25:32
  • Drinks Mike's Hard Lemonade in Central Park, opens it with her teeth in front of Epona and takes a ticket — 01:27:15–01:27:32
  • Sofie throws Santa: "you just huck Santa into the air and he goes" — 01:09:01; he puts the bag over the last mutant — 01:09:06.
  • Kugrash tells her about the sleigh: "you would have seen this as a Toyota Camry a couple of days ago I would think— when you weren't drunk." (Kugrash) — 01:16:35

UC E3: Pigeon Plus Ones

  • Newly aware of magic: "Real quick, 'cause I'm kinda new to this. Magic is just real?" — 00:05:36; "Hi, Sofia Bicicleta, newly magic, experimenting with my limitations." — 00:14:56
  • Tries to heal the twins by laying on hands (Medicine 16): the twin says "That's not helping, but it does feel good." — 00:20:16; Kingston tells her: "This is not your magic." — 00:15:25; Sofia: "Okay, I'm not a healer. I have just learned, thank you." — 00:15:38
  • Has a "haircut place" on Staten Island ("It's on Staten Island." — 00:37:48); offers guest bedroom: "It's a guest bedroom with a California king." — 00:39:41; the "once marital bed" is "haunting her" (Emily) — 00:42:06; "I'm not married, but I was recently, so I still kind of consider myself married." — 00:43:40
  • Plastic bag shoes: "I think no, I'll just stick with the plastic bags." — 00:47:13; "I go for a little more flair" — 00:47:17
  • The "hairy baby" scam with Kugrash: "I think we gotta run this scam on a couple more bars." — 00:45:18. Insight 22 shows she tries not to go home — 00:45:43
  • Mistaken for a mother: "God, new mothers just can't go anywhere." — 00:44:37
  • Bethesda Fountain: "God, that's a nice figure." — 00:48:07; meets Em.
  • Persuasion nat 1 with the pigeons, "Do you have crumbs?" — 01:11:42; Persuasion roll 10 with Guidance — 01:13:02; finally a pigeon (charmed by Ricky's Suggestion) agrees to be her plus one — 01:13:51
  • Hiding from the wedding: "I grabbed a champagne flute and entered the first closet I could find." — 01:33:11; Stealth nat 1; Mario opens the door — 01:40:21
  • With Mario: "I think it's my business, you and I share blood." — 01:41:32; says to the others the flask "started boiling" — 01:43:47

UC E4: Scramble in the Sewers

  • Still holding a broken champagne flute: "That champagne was a wild ride." — 00:06:15; "I'm picking my teeth with it." — 00:06:21; "I sip the last drop of champagne from my broken champagne flute." — 00:33:14. Misty: "Your lips are bleeding. Are you okay?" — 00:33:21.
  • Wants the control panel to stop the water: "I feel like we need to get to the panel." — 00:13:21. Uses Step of the Wind to disengage, moves 80 feet — 00:14:33; "front hand springs" — 00:15:40.
  • Second jump fails, 22 against the needed 25; "it is what it is" — 00:35:34.
  • Frozen by the Rat King; the voice in her head: "Hey. Whatcha gonna do?" — 00:53:43; she snaps out of the spell when the water is at nose level (Brennan gestures at his own nose) — 00:54:06.
  • Kick to the Rat King's tail for 10; "I'm freeing all you little bitches." — 01:11:28. On being a bride: "I've been rejected by pigeons. If someone showed me a little bit of love, I might go for it." — 01:11:33.
  • Combs the Rat King's tails: "If it's your wedding, you gotta look good." — 01:20:13.
  • Says she can't heal: "I'm sorry, I can't heal you, I learned I'm not a healer." — 00:42:24.

UC E5: A New York Wedding

  • Opens: "I want to take out my little hair styling comb" — 00:00:20 (recap). To Em: "I have fixed worse hairdos than this." — 00:04:29.
  • Asks Em's age and what year the fountain was installed — 00:06:29; Em: "it was 1864" — 00:06:45.
  • Luck check 14; hears Em whisper "You should stand up." — 00:10:53.
  • At the reception: "I take my earrings out." — 00:16:00. Perception 21; her thoughts turn to Dale, and "The fact that Mario was here is on her mind." — 00:23:53 (Mario is only a name there; a brother is mentioned later, "I think I have to see my brother, maybe tomorrow." — 01:09:50, without a name).
  • Talks with Angela about David's Bridal: "Oh, I tried that one on." — 00:25:51; cries and is told: "if you're gonna cry, go outside" — 00:27:09.
  • Tries to pull Melissa away: Persuasion 10, Deception 9; "I'm going through a divorce, and it's hard to be at a wedding." — 00:46:07.
  • Theory: "They're laundering souls and selling them to the soulless." — 00:48:47.
  • Perception nat 20 on the way home, meets Isabella Infierno; Athletics 22 to snatch the dress; Wisdom save with disadvantage, dice nat 20 and 2, total 5 — 01:34:42. Texts Dale: "I saw Isabella, I wish you the best." — 01:35:45; takes the bottle from the bartender — 01:35:53.

UC E6: The War of Bugs and Rats

  • Arrives drunk: "I've got a CamelBak that I've like, shoved a box wine into." — 00:02:39.
  • Flurry of Blows with Drunken Technique (disengage and extra movement): "I have my Drunken Technique, which means if I use a Flurry of Blows, I get the benefit of a disengage" — 00:18:18.
  • Con save 25 against Becky's first drain, but half damage: 22 — 00:22:25, 00:22:43. "Honestly, thank you, I'm about to have my period, so I'm carrying some water weight." — 00:23:26.
  • Frees the cat: "I think I cast a spell, guys!" — 00:44:23; "Guys, I think I might be magic after all." — 00:47:16. Pets the cat ("chinny rubs") — 00:46:00.
  • Rescues two locals in the laundromat: "Tell everyone that Sofia the Sorceress saved you." — 01:07:49.
  • Wants a bicycle kick, "Liu Kang style", with stilettos — 01:18:01.
  • Pledges herself to La Gran Gata — 01:48:57; asks for two different eye colors: "I want two different color eyes like you." — 01:50:56.
  • In the pizzeria passage, asks for a slide through the ooze: "Can we say in one of them I do like a home plate slide through the ooze? So I'm covered in ooze." — 01:35:13; Brennan: "Yes, absolutely." — 01:35:16.
  • Kills Becky with the ring's flaming fist — 01:46:22.

UC E7: We Need to Talk About Pete

  • Drunk and hurt after the fight: "I think I need some calories in me, 'cause I'm a little drunk, so I'm going to see if they have a Guinness." — 00:02:18. Ricky Lay on Hands: "I'm doing better now." — 00:03:23.
  • Pledges herself to the cat: "I'm your champion, what do you need?" — 00:03:58. Her card changes to "Drunken Master Monk/Hexblade Warlock" — 00:05:12 (per the transcript caption).
  • Offers a cigarette from Pete (00:05:31); later hurt: "I guess it meant nothing." — 00:22:23.
  • At the drug store: introduces herself with her married name, "I was Sofia Lee. I'm not any more." — 01:06:00; fights Jackson, nat 20 on an attack (01:07:45); learns "Honestly, people think, people usually guess wrong about where the center of kung fu is" — 01:10:22 (Jackson).
  • On the ferry with Jackson she says: "I always knew I was like a tough cookie" — 01:11:15.
  • Texts brother Mario: "Mario, I'm heading back to Staten Island. I need to talk to you." — 01:02:37; later "Rain check." — 01:32:20; no reply (01:32:33).
  • Reaches the top of the ladder with the buckets (01:30:49); trains all day; at the evening meeting argues for grace for Pete: "I'm in a somewhat similar situation to Pete here" — 01:42:46.

UC E8: Subway Skirmish

  • Throws herself at the cops to guard Ox: "I throw my body in front of Ox." — 00:12:33.
  • Puts the Hexblade's Curse on Epona, channelling La Gran Gata: "Look at her and channel the ferocity of the feline La Gran Gata and she is now under my curse." — 00:21:07. Explains: "now I crit on 19's and 20's. I add my proficiency bonus to damage rolls. If she dies I get more hit points." — 00:21:56. After Epona dies the crit no longer applies: "it doesn't crit anymore 'cause Epona's gone" — 00:45:16.
  • Kicked by Epona for 25 (00:34:16): "Massively confused as the first time in my life I got kicked by a horse." — 00:35:32.
  • Wants to drop low to trigger the item on her fists: "I wanna get fucked up so that my shit gets magical." — 01:10:27; "it says, if wearer is less than 10 HP" — 01:10:42.
  • At 10 HP: "I can't get 1d8 because it's not less than 10 but now I get 1d4 radiant damage." — 01:11:23. Her bodega ring glows and cat paws appear on her hands — 01:13:34–01:14:07; she destroys a cop with it (01:15:10).
  • After the kill: "God, I'm purring." — 01:15:43.
  • Tied rat "nunchucks" idea (table talk) and Bardic Inspiration from Misty: "Oh my God, you're so right. I do have it in me to tie two rats together to make nunchucks." — 01:03:58.
  • On the train: "I'm fuckin' runnin' right into this, kickin in', what time is it, it's show time." — 01:37:30; 48 damage in one round — 01:38:15.
  • Credit card for Nod's food: "I've got a credit card, we can put it on my card." — 01:49:42.

UC E9: Borough of Dreams

  • Called "Sofia Lee" by the DM on the museum exhibit — 01:38:48.
  • Asks Alejandro about his crystal balls: "I got an ex-husband. I'm curious. I know it's not healthy." — 00:03:06.
  • Takes photographs of Kugrash and Wally with a disposable camera — 00:07:33.
  • Takes a nip before following Nod into the river — 00:17:25. Pays the diner check with a Visa gift card: "Dale got this for me for my birthday and I've been waiting to spend it." — 01:00:49.
  • Wants to spy on dreams: "can we spy on other people's dreams?" — 01:01:45.
  • With Alejandro at the Pearly Gates: Investigate 7 — 01:17:36. Meets Dale: "Dale, what the fuck are you doing here?" — 01:20:20.
  • Fights the angels who hold Dale: "I attack an angel, I use all my Ki points attacking an angel." — 01:22:03. Athletics 23, not enough ("That's not gonna beat a Nat 20.") — 01:22:30.
  • Learns of Dale's death: "My husband is fucking dead?" — 01:23:22. Magic wraps around her fists when she asks whether Isabella Infierno killed him — 01:24:17. "I'm gonna fucking kill her." — 01:24:30.
  • Tells the party: "Doesn't really affect any of your lives, but my husband is dead." — 01:50:32.
  • Insight 17 on Mario (first says 15) — 01:53:40–01:53:44. Answers Mario: "So she's tied in with Robert Moses." — 01:54:47.
  • Reveals no revenge on her family yet: "I'm not organized enough to give you the fucking revenge you deserve." — 01:55:50.
  • La Gran Gata asks her to hunt; she agrees "no rats" — 01:56:25–01:56:38.
  • At the art show she jumps roof to roof — 01:59:36, and insults Isabella: "This from a fucking woman who went to a David's Bridal, bought a dress, and doesn't even have a wedding?" — 02:00:24. "I mean, I attack her." — 02:00:38.

UC E10: Panic at the Art Show

  • Wants vengeance: "You killed my husband." — 00:01:11.
  • Curses Isabella and attacks even though standing in fire means she takes damage and gains exhaustion: "If I get hurt, I hit for more." — 00:02:48. Her ki makes her backhand magical — 00:04:17.
  • Natural 20 backhand for 13, then Stunning Strike; Isabella fails the Constitution save and is stunned until the end of Sofia's next turn — 00:04:10–00:05:07.
  • Rolls badly through the first half ("I've been rolling like dog shit." — 00:30:00); tries to break the ceiling by attack roll (14 miss, 18 hit, 13 damage) and smashes a toilet instead — 00:28:35–00:30:02.
  • At half HP her ki attacks add a d4 radiant: "I need to be at half HP to get an extra radiant damage." — 01:04:25. Takes a level of exhaustion and then a ruptured wound from Isabella's ki attack — 01:00:10.
  • With Perry's advantage rolls a natural 20, 27 damage, then 24 hits for 10, Flurry (one natural 1, one 21 hit for 13), total 56 — 01:23:03–01:24:54; stuns Isabella a second time — 01:25:02.
  • Calls down to everyone that her vendetta is settled: "Just for the record, my sort of animosity, my vendetta against Isabella feels settled" — 01:32:17.
  • Breaks at the door (26 hits for 10) and tries a visual survey with La Gran Gata, who refuses — 01:45:05.
  • Final round: runs through flames for 16, crits on 19, hits 24, crits again on a backhand 19, 60 damage in one round, then the uppercut that destroys Isabella — 02:04:20–02:07:56.
  • Willy: "Sofia Lee, mazel tov on your joining the order of the Concrete Fist." — 02:03:44.
  • In the final round she asks to be burning too: "Can we say that my hair is on fire, too?" — Brennan: "Hair is on fire." — 02:06:49–02:06:53.
  • She is a hairdresser: offers to fashion a wig from Eustace's webs — 02:09:23.

UC E11: Home for the Holidays

  • Spies on her family, believing it a way to settle where they stand: "I would like to spy on my family." — 00:19:04. Casts Unseen Servant, then Gaze of Two Minds on it, "backdoored" Clairvoyance as a second-level warlock — 00:19:25–00:20:05. Duration of Unseen Servant is one hour — 00:22:35.
  • Stealth 27: "La Gran Gata channels through me." — 00:20:49.
  • Insight 15 on her family: mother extremely distraught, father pretty remorseless, brothers in between; Mario "at least partially telling the truth" — 00:23:53–00:25:01.
  • Closes her house for good and lives out of her backpack: "which is now my home" — 00:27:09. Sends the servant to burn the house down with her wedding pictures inside: "I'm gonna need money." — 00:27:43. Alibi at a deli counter on camera — 00:27:50.
  • Tells Dale's grave: "I did burn down the home that we made together." — 00:52:41. Day one of mourning — 00:53:12.
  • Goes to the monastery; given a spartan room (walls, ceiling and floor all sidewalk) — 00:49:11. Reports to the party that her family works for the Confettis and "they're under someone else" — 01:30:14. Admits to burning the house: "Sometimes you gotta burn a bridge so you don't go backwards." — 01:30:42.
  • At the gnomes' chapel asks about keys: "Could you possibly like fake a key to the city or something like that?" — 01:23:00; later: "They're trying to build a lock. Maybe." — 01:23:27.
  • Christmas: half day from the monastery, brings an uncooked goose, uses Hellish Rebuke to cook it at the table (family only sees a cooked goose) — 01:42:09–01:42:58. About 20 minutes into dinner her mother changes her Christmas sweater for a black top — 01:43:15. Leaves her mother a note and a burner-phone number: "This is my new phone number, but it's only for you." — 01:43:36. Wears a tight black dress to the opening — 02:00:09.

UC E12: Broadway Brawl

UC E13: Faeries and Feces

  • Kicks open Misty's door — 00:07:09
  • Took a vial of the money sludge in her lip-gloss container — 00:42:51
  • Test of her jewellery shows one diamond with "a thick nasty root of evil" and two earrings that are glass — 00:47:32–00:47:41
  • The ring diamond has the root, the two diamond earrings "have got nothing" — 00:47:32
  • Hellish Rebuke on Don Confetti as "just a bit" — 01:01:46–01:01:56
  • Learns who killed her husband: "That was Isabella Infierno who did the deed." — 01:02:02
  • Does not want details: "I guess if he was put through a garbage disposal I don't wanna know that." — 01:02:14
  • Has "burned my house down" — 01:36:30
  • Announces she is no longer "Sofie Bikes": "Sofie Lee on the case." — 01:42:03
  • Befriends Esther; Athletics 23 in sparring — 01:22:07; Insight 15 — 01:37:20

UC E14: Showdown at the Stock Exchange

  • Step of the Wind plus Louboutins to leap to the balcony (78 feet with the magic boots) — 00:07:46, 00:08:25
  • Shield, attacks (15, none hit), then "I just go limp" under the grapple — 00:09:04, 00:09:59
  • Acrobatics 26 escapes the grapple; Disengage and 45 feet of movement — 00:42:26, 00:43:17
  • Hit by Fire Bolt for 28; Hellish Rebuke blocked by the Globe — 00:43:52, 00:44:19
  • Tipsy Sway makes a vampire hit its neighbour — 00:52:13, 02:05:10
  • Slow Fall: holds Rowan on the Dimension Door landing; Athletics 12 — 00:57:54, 00:58:07
  • Leaps at Moses with Flurry of Blows: first attack natural 20, "When you hit me back there, I don't know, something about it jostled something up, and I'm looking pretty radiant" (radiant damage when below half hit points) — 01:14:09, 01:14:19
  • Moses: "Miss Lee, let's not have the entire Lee family die at my request, what do you say?" — 01:15:18; Sofia: "Lee's my husband." — 01:15:25
  • Stunned by Power Word Stun; Constitution saves 11 and 16 fail — 01:24:10, 01:39:29, 02:07:17; Dispel Magic by Kingston frees her — 02:13:31
  • Flurry of Blows on the mist of the vampire; three hits for 8, 16, 12 and 9 points "radiant claws" and kills it: "Sobbing and I never stop." — 02:26:17, 02:27:40
  • Stated at the start: "I'm at 88, but I love to get hurt." — 00:03:49

UC E15: Hall of Heroes

  • Nice list — 00:03:48. Mending attempt on Rovias: "Hang in there, little stone guy!" — 00:24:35; Medicine 1 — 00:25:43
  • Kugrash's Greater Restoration raises her hit point maximum from 58 to full — 00:08:21, 00:09:31
  • Sofia learns from Jackson of Dale's search for the pinnacle — 00:36:02
  • Declares on the Empire State Building that she does not care about being the chosen one, and later "I'm here" — 01:20:00, 01:25:59
    • "So just choose me for the fucking night." — 01:20:00 (full line: "So just choose me for the fucking night. You let Dale down, now show the fuck up.")
  • Before the climb's end Dale's words are recalled: "It's gonna feel like there's not anybody there, but there is, there is somebody there." — 01:23:24
  • Chosen: she is given a secret item card — 01:28:06; Dale's voice: "I love you, I'm so proud of you." — 01:29:14

UC E16: Times Squaremageddon

  • Sees love: "Think Sofia sees love, just getting to love who you want, how you want, without other people getting in the way." — 00:05:07
  • Jumps up to the Dream; Brennan's jump calculator gives 72 feet using Step of the Wind, Jump and Boots of Striding and Springing — 00:31:09, 00:31:29
  • Hits the Dream (25) for 11, forces it to roll a concentration check with disadvantage (Mage Slayer); dodges its spell on Dexterity 26 — 00:51:20, 00:51:27, 00:51:40, 00:52:17
  • Dies: 49 from the first attack, 89 from a natural 20, then a beam — "Sofia, you are dead. Full dead." — 01:02:09, 01:03:26, 01:04:16
  • Her soul sees Dale reaching out at the Pearly Gates — 01:04:33; revived by Kingston's Revivify — 01:21:53
    • "I was fucking Dale! I was lying there on a choir of angels." — 01:22:03
  • Back at 1 hit point — 01:26:37; Alejandro's Protection from Good and Evil is placed on her — 01:24:24
  • At the end, on a 21 Arcana (Pete's), Brennan says she is "some figure of divine, celestial importance now" — 02:02:30
  • Stunning Strikes the Dream twice (both saved), AC found to be 21; Em scoops her when Don Confetti runs — 01:48:01, 01:48:19, 01:48:28, 01:53:12

UC E17: Times Squaremageddon Pt. 2

  • Her old chosen-one card is replaced. Emily reads: "You replenish a ki point each time you are dealt damage..." — 00:06:47. AC 26 with Haste — 00:07:09
  • Private scene: the Dream wears Dale's face and offers to bring Dale back — 00:17:39, 00:18:10
    • "I literally just got back from fucking him, so no, I'm still gonna kill you." — 00:18:48
  • Em throws her back up; Sofia casts Hex (Constitution), makes several attacks, stuns the Dream with Stunning Strike; with the third attack she rolls a natural 1 but has advantage — 00:38:47–00:40:48
  • Reaction attack at the end of her turn when the Dream casts a spell — 00:41:07, 00:41:50
  • Pushes the frozen fire through the Golden Door by landing on Esther's steps and making many attacks — 01:09:53–01:11:08
  • Pours one out for Kugrash and mashes a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich — 01:25:38
  • Plans to train Wally to be a monk (stated as her plan) and to be a stand-in Mrs. Claus — 01:32:28, 01:53:52
  • Says she planned "on dying in that fight to be with Dale" — 01:32:28
  • Epilogue (Emily's account): offers to take over from Jackson (Brennan: "Jackson accepts"); becomes leader of the Order; trains her mother; opens a school for rats — 01:46:01, 01:46:09, 01:46:26, 01:46:44