Panic at the Art Show

0:00:00 Wally: Rat Jesus.

0:00:01 Kugrash: It's—

0:00:02 Wally: You're my dad?

0:00:04 Kugrash: I'm your dad, I'm your dad. [cries and wails]

0:00:08 Sofia: What the actual fuck, my husband is fucking dead?

0:00:12 Nod: Robert is moving against New York City.

0:00:15 Ricky: What is Robert's deal?

0:00:16 Nod: Mr. Moses wanted wealth and power above all else, and therefore sold his soul to Hell and to Faerie.

0:00:25 Pete: Whoa.

0:00:27 Mario: Sofie, you were fucking right. Isabella was a succubus. We were laundering money from the Confettis to her.

0:00:32 Sofia: To her, she's the representative?

0:00:34 Brennan: You see Isabella Infierno and all around her on the roof [mimics explosion] fire and people scream. [people screaming]

0:00:42 Emily: I mean I attack her. [END RECAP] [dramatic techno music]

0:00:51 Brennan: Welcome one and all to The Unsleeping City, here at this poorly managed loft scene art party in the heart of Bushwick. We see our intrepid heroes, say, "Hi", intrepid heroes.

0:01:04 All: Hi intrepid heroes.

0:01:06 Brennan: Emily is dead-eyeing me, like she's going to kick my ass in real life.

0:01:09 Ally: Fuck you, Brennan. [laughs]

0:01:10 Siobhan: Fuck you, Brennan.

0:01:11 Emily: [growly] You killed my husband.

0:01:13 Ally: You're going down.

0:01:14 Brennan: Last we left off, we learned that after a wild adventure in the land of Nod, our intrepid heroes learned of the golden door, of paragons of dream, of the infection at the heart of the golden door, of the death of Dale, Sofia's husband. And Pete,

0:01:34 Emily: [sadly] R-I-P.

0:01:36 Brennan: Coming into his own at the Metropolitan Museum of Dreams and finally ascending and mastering the powers of the Vox Phantasma. [puts fists together as if to show off knuckle tattoos] Phantasma for life.

0:01:45 Ally: Fanta, the soda. I spelled it wrong.

0:01:50 Brennan: At a terrible art party, Pete's ex has just attempted to use the trauma of their co-dependent relationship to launch a very horrible performance art piece where they would interrogate each other about the harm they had done to each other, Pete was not having it. However,

0:02:09 Ally: [whispers] Stupid.

0:02:11 Brennan: Isabella Infierno has shown up here with a party assembled and Ricky Matsui smells fire. We enter initiative, Sofia, you are the first to act.

0:02:24 Emily: Yes! Okay, I would like to curse Isabella Infierno.

0:02:29 Brennan: Cursed.

0:02:29 Ally: Yeah.

0:02:31 Emily: And then I'm just gonna attack her.

0:02:34 Brennan: Uh, rad, so you rush across the roof here.

0:02:34 Emily: Yeah.

0:02:37 Brennan: That's definitely your movement, she's surrounded on all sides by fire, so to get her you'll have to be standing in flame.

0:02:42 Emily: Yeah, that's fine. [Lou chuckles]

0:02:44 Kugrash: Ehh, Sof!

0:02:45 Sofia: I don't care, fuckin' come heal me.

0:02:47 Kugrash: Jesus.

0:02:48 Sofia: If I get hurt, I hit for more.

0:02:49 Murph: I think my job this fight is gonna be to have Sofie not die.

0:02:52 Ally: Yeah.

0:02:52 Siobhan: Yeah.

0:02:53 Brennan: Go ahead and make a Dexterity and a Constitution saving throw for me.

0:02:59 Emily: [giggling] Dexterity's gonna be 10. Constitution's gonna be 5. Can I do a quick reaction for Shield?

0:03:07 Brennan: This is just the fire burning.

0:03:08 Emily: Okay.

0:03:09 Zac: Okay.

0:03:09 Emily: Okay.

0:03:09 Brennan: You take 2 points [engine powering down] of fire damage and you suffer one level of exhaustion. The smoke goes into your lungs, which is gonna give you disadvantage on ability checks as you breathe in the noxious smoke.

0:03:23 Emily: Oh my god, I'm gonna go down before I kill this bitch. Okay, well okay, so I got 2, and then I got one level of exhaustion, okay.

0:03:32 Brennan: Cool.

0:03:33 Emily: Is that gonna be an issue for when I'm actually attacking her?

0:03:37 Brennan: No 'cause it's not attack rolls or saving throws, it's just ability checks right now.

0:03:41 Emily: And then if I disengage out of the fire, am I gonna save myself some burn and then go back in, or am I gonna keep getting burned every time I go in and out?

0:03:49 Brennan: Every time you make contact with the fire or start your turn there, that's gonna be damage.

0:03:53 Emily: Okay. [clears throat] [dramatic upbeat music] All right, I'm going to attack this bitch. Aww, fuck me, fuck me. Does a 15 or a 13 hit?

0:04:06 Brennan: 15 and 13 do not hit. [Zac sighs]

0:04:10 Emily: Okay. Then… Oh, I got a nat 20 with my backhand.

0:04:14 Ally: Nice, nice.

0:04:14 Brennan: Cheers. [group cheers]

0:04:17 Emily: So that's gonna be 5, 10, plus 13. So that's gonna be 13 with my backhand and since I made, since I hit with a melee attack and then I'm also gonna Stunning Strike her. So she has to do a Constitution saving throw. So I hit her for 13. It is fucking magical because ki runs through me now.

0:04:40 Brennan: Ooh! She fails.

0:04:45 Emily: She’s stunned!

0:04:47 Brennan: Great, that is awesome. And then 13.

0:04:52 Ally: Do you have anything left to like to get out of the fire, or is it—

0:04:55 Emily: No.

0:04:56 Brennan: That was it? Okay, cool cool cool cool.

0:04:59 Emily: Chow mein. Do I have a reaction?

0:05:00 Brennan: She's stunned for one round, right?

0:05:02 Emily: Yeah.

0:05:03 Brennan: Cool.

0:05:04 Emily: No, she's stunned for… stunned until the end of my next turn.

0:05:07 Brennan: Stunned until the end of your next turn.

0:05:09 Emily: Yeah.

0:05:09 Brennan: Gotcha, okay.

0:05:12 Siobhan: Sick.

0:05:14 Brennan: Rad,

0:05:14 Siobhan: Fuck her up.

0:05:14 Brennan: Well, Isabella cannot take actions or reactions but Isabella can take bonus actions. You wallop Isabella with a backhand and she disappears, vanishes.

0:05:29 Emily: Fuck.

0:05:32 Brennan: In a puff of sulfur and brimstone.

0:05:33 Lou: You got a solid backhand in there before.

0:05:35 Emily: I know.

0:05:35 Ally: 13? Pretty good.

0:05:37 Emily: And I stunned her, so she couldn't do anything. I don't wanna watch fucking win.

0:05:38 Lou: Something about being a backhand feels substantial.

0:05:42 Emily: Yeah. It's cattier.

0:05:43 Lou: Yeah.

0:05:45 Brennan: Hell yes, that's going to be Misty. Speaking of Misty. Brennan pops the top off of part of the art show’s set, revealing a hallway. [dramatic music]

0:05:50 Ally: Hmmm.

0:05:52 Emily: Oh, la, la.

0:05:54 Siobhan: Wow.

0:05:56 Brennan: Pete, Priya, Ricky, you're over by the stairs, you got Ox next to you, Kingston and Misty, you're over here. Misty, it's your action.

0:06:03 Siobhan: Um, okay. I'm gonna, first of all, wink. I'm gonna say to Pete,

0:06:13 Misty: Pete, you're too cool for this dick of a girl. You cool!

0:06:18 Pete: God, fucking thank you.

0:06:19 Misty: Yeah.

0:06:19 Pete: You're speaking my exact language.

0:06:21 Misty: Thank you, man! Am I doing it right? I'm trying to pick a—

0:06:24 Pete: I love it.

0:06:25 Misty: Great.

0:06:26 Siobhan: And I give Pete Bardic Inspiration.

0:06:29 Ally: Fuck yeah.

0:06:30 Siobhan: And then, I would like to cast Fear on Priya which is a wisdom saving throw.

0:06:36 Brennan: Rad.

0:06:37 Siobhan: And my DC save is 15.

0:06:39 Brennan: Fear actually happens in a giant ass cone, I believe.

0:06:41 Siobhan: Yes, it is a 30-foot cone. But I don't fucking care about anybody else. I'll move so that I don't, I'm not.

0:06:46 Brennan: Oh, you just want to blast Priya.

0:06:48 Lou: Is that a 30-foot cone?

0:06:49 Siobhan: I mean, and anybody around Priya, 'cause all of these fucking art fucks, I don't care. [Brennan chuckles]

0:06:54 Zac: Do we know if she's attacking us?

0:06:57 Brennan: You're not cer— You can make an Insight check if you want to see, if you think Priya constitutes an active threat.

0:07:02 Siobhan: I feel like she deserves to.

0:07:04 Ally: Thank you, thank you.

0:07:05 Siobhan: I mean, that's Fear cast on her.

0:07:07 Emily: Fear is like, doesn't really do damage.

0:07:08 Brennan: She's gonna make a roll.

0:07:10 Ally: And before you do it.

0:07:11 Siobhan: I mean, on everybody around her, you know.

0:07:13 Brennan: Cool. Yeah.

0:07:15 Ally: I look at her and I say,

0:07:16 Pete: You fucking rip off. So many people have ripped off Marina Abramović and you know so little you probably think you're ripping off Shia LaBeouf! [Emily laughs]

0:07:24 Brennan: She [screams loudly] screams. Misty, you step forward. What do you say to Priya?

0:07:32 Siobhan: So it's the personification of her deepest fears. So I would like for all of these people, their deepest fear is their parents turning up to tell them that their trust funds are being cut off. [Ally laughs]

0:07:41 Brennan: Everyone in here erupts into the most— [Ally screams loudly] terrified [screams].

0:07:46 Hipsters: No, my art! I need that money to make art for the world! [screams]

0:07:52 Brennan: And Priya turns to flee for the staircase.

0:07:55 Priya: My trust fund! I've never told anyone about my trust fund!

0:08:00 Misty: We all knew! [Brennan laughs]

0:08:02 Pete: I could have guessed. Oh, your rent? Your $1600 rent? Somehow always got paid? [Brennan laughs]

0:08:10 Brennan: Incredible. That's gonna be Kugrash.

0:08:14 Murph: Is this? Was the fire around Isabella or is it gone?

0:08:19 Brennan: The fire remains.

0:08:21 Ally: It's peeking up right here, too. I think it's everywhere.

0:08:23 Brennan: You can see the fire licking up the staircase.

0:08:26 Murph: Okay. Do I see if there's water in this little water tower thing? I just wanna make sure I don't do a trap.

0:08:34 Brennan: Make a Perception check.

0:08:35 Murph: Okay. Not great, 12. [drum beats]

0:08:40 Brennan: You see a water tower. This is an old condemned building. There may be water in it, there may not be.

0:08:46 Murph: Okay. I'm gonna, I guess. I don't wanna waste a turn. If I look around, does anyone else seem like an immediate threat?

0:08:58 Brennan: Up here? Not that you can see, no.

0:09:00 Murph: Okay, since I don't even know what's going--

0:09:03 Emily: Just come grab me out of the fire.

0:09:04 Murph: Yeah, that's true. Can I climb up and I'm gonna try to knock the water tower thing over.

0:09:12 Brennan: Cool.

0:09:13 Emily: [laughs] Yeah.

0:09:14 Brennan: How are you going to do that?

0:09:17 Murph: Oh, boy. Oh, boy. How do I want to do that? I guess I'm gonna turn into… [laughs]

0:09:25 Ally: Could you shred a hole in it instead of dumping the whole thing?

0:09:27 Murph: Oh, yeah.

0:09:27 Emily: That'd be good.

0:09:28 Murph: I could do that.

0:09:28 Siobhan: Turn into a bear and break into it?

0:09:31 Murph: I'm gonna turn into, I wanna turn into an ape.

0:09:34 Emily: Sick.

0:09:35 Murph: And then like, climb up and try to, like—

0:09:39 Emily: Woo.

0:09:40 Murph: I guess, get up there and feel out what I can do. Either knock it over or punch through it or whatever.

0:09:46 Brennan: Okay. You're gonna turn into an ape. So I'm gonna say that you turn, [drums beating] keeping with the New York theme, you turn into a little miniature King Kong.

0:09:57 Emily: Aww.

0:09:58 Brennan: Complete with little tiny biplanes [planes buzzing] flying around your head.

0:10:01 Kugrash: [laughing] Hey, get out of here. Get the fuck out of here.

0:10:03 Sofia: Oh, Kug, you always know how to cheer me up.

0:10:05 Brennan: Cool. You Wild Shape into an ape and then you could either try to destroy the structure, which is gonna be incredibly difficult, or like open a spigot.

0:10:13 Murph: I want to open it.

0:10:16 Brennan: Which will be less water but will be some.

0:10:18 Murph: Okay, I would like to open it.

0:10:18 Brennan: Cool. You have a climb speed as an ape. You make it all the way up here. Go ahead and I'm gonna say to do this, use the ape's stats and you're gonna make a Sleight of Hand check, try to open this thing up.

0:10:32 Murph: Okay. So Dex, so 16.

0:10:39 Brennan: You go and boom! [fist bangs] Hit the spigot off and water begins to burst out of the water tower, [water rushing] hitting the roof here. I will say, actually, 'cause you’re trying to send it to the fire over here, right?

0:10:51 Murph: Yeah.

0:10:52 Brennan: You bust off a spigot over here. Make a Dexterity attack roll, no proficiency for me.

0:11:00 Murph: Okay. [slow drum beat] God damn it, 5.

0:11:04 Brennan: Okay, cool. It splashes over here [water splashing] and hits this place next to Misty but not on Misty. This fire vanishes.

0:11:12 Siobhan: Sofie.

0:11:12 Murph: On Sofie.

0:11:13 Brennan: Sorry, on Sofie. Yeah, the water goes down, does not hit Sofia, it hits the space next to Sofia. As [fire whoosh] the fire continues to burn that's Kugrash.

0:11:25 Murph: Real quick, as a minor action, this is for something later, I'm not just being ridiculous, can I see if I can find a spiderweb or any little spiders? This is for a spell later.

0:11:34 Brennan: Go ahead and make a Nature check.

0:11:35 Murph: Okay. Yeah, come on. 20.

0:11:39 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:11:40 Murph: Not nat, but 20.

0:11:41 Brennan: You do, yeah, there's plenty of spiderwebs up here on the roof.

0:11:43 Murph: Hell yeah.

0:11:44 Brennan: Cool.

0:11:45 Kugrash: Come here, my little babies.

0:11:47 Brennan: That is now going to be Priya's turn. Priya bolts with fear, gets to the top of the stairs where there is an active flame, and shrieks and goes,

0:11:59 Priya: Fire! There's a fire in the building! Oh God, my work! All of my original paintings!

0:12:07 Brennan: And cannot continue down the staircase. However, a bunch of other beings appear. [dramatic music]

0:12:14 Siobhan: Shit.

0:12:14 Brennan: Rushing up the steps you see a bunch of artsy devils appear. [fire whoosh]

0:12:26 Zac: No.

0:12:27 Brennan: She arrives there. Fire springs up in a space next to her. [fire crackling]

0:12:31 Lou: Okay.

0:12:33 Brennan: This guy appears here.

0:12:37 Ally: Should have gotten fucking Ice Storm. I made a mistake.

0:12:41 Brennan: [laughs] Fire appears next to him. This guy appears behind Pete. Fire is going to appear next to him. [dramatic music]

0:12:54 Ally: He looks familiar. [Brennan laughs]

0:13:01 Emily: Who is it?

0:13:02 Ally: I can't tell but he does look familiar.

0:13:07 Brennan: And then this guy appears [fire whoosh] over here [fire whoosh] with a bit of flame over here.  You see flames spreading everywhere. These guys are going to attack. This art devil turns to these and says,

0:13:18 Art Devil: [stuck-up] Ugh, plebeian tastes. I'll be happy to split your skull. [Emily guffaws and gasps]

0:13:25 Brennan: And brutally kills one of the bystanders standing there in that space. [imitates weapon hits and blows] kills them.

0:13:34 Lou: Jesus.

0:13:35 Brennan: This person is gonna take a swing at Pete's back and go,

0:13:37 Art Devil: Where's your taste? Come on, you're at an art show!

0:13:42 Zac: Where's Pete?

0:13:43 Brennan: Pete's standing right in the center of the room.

0:13:44 Ally: In the middle.

0:13:45 Brennan: You can see his cowboy hat, there.

0:13:48 Ally: I use Shield.

0:13:50 Brennan: You use Shield in reaction, cool.

0:13:52 Ally: Yeah.

0:13:53 Brennan: So that's gonna bump your AC.

0:13:54 Ally: To 18.

0:13:55 Brennan: You prevent one of the attacks successfully. [upbeat dramatic music]

0:14:00 Brennan: Ooh, Pete, that Shield was very clutch. Lashes out at you, though, and does deal 5 points of damage to you with a claw, rending you.

0:14:11 Ally: Rending me, what does that mean?

0:14:12 Brennan: Like slashing your skin up.

0:14:13 Ally: Oh, got you, got you.

0:14:14 Brennan: One of them is gonna take some swings at Ricky. 11 damage to you, Ricky. From slashing and is gonna try and hit you again. And that's gonna do it.

0:14:28 Siobhan: Ricky, do you have? You're better against devils, right? As the Paladin?

0:14:33 Zac: I don't know. I don't think so.

0:14:36 Murph: If they're fiends.

0:14:36 Siobhan: Right?

0:14:37 Zac: What do you mean by better?

0:14:38 Murph: Like do extra...

0:14:39 Brennan: Ricky, you take 7 plus 4, you take 11 points of slashing damage again. And then you also take...

0:14:48 Zac: 11, Jesus Christ, what the fuck is happening?

0:14:52 Brennan: 20 points of fire damage on top of that.

0:14:55 Lou: Ooh.

0:14:55 Zac: So I'm at 30 already.

0:14:56 Murph: [whispers] Fuck. [Brennan imitates explosion]

0:14:58 Zac: From 72 to 30.

0:14:59 Murph: We gotta get down there. [Emily yells]

0:15:01 Zac: That many people just nailed me?

0:15:02 Brennan: No, one guy just nailed you with an incredibly, it looks like they have some slashing and then you see he whips up some flame, looks at you and says,

0:15:09 Art Devil: [slight German accent] This whole look. what are we trying to do here? It's like macho New York fire fighter? What about flame? [imitates fire whooshing]

0:15:16 Brennan: And horribly burns you. One of them takes a swing at Priya.

0:15:25 Siobhan: So Priya wasn't the bad guy? That's fine. I mean, I still think that she is the bad guy.

0:15:29 Emily: No, she deserved a little. [Siobhan's speech drowned out]

0:15:30 Emily: On a macro level.

0:15:31 Brennan: Priya goes down unconscious.

0:15:34 Ally: Great. [Brennan chuckles]

0:15:40 Emily: Convenient that you're over her.

0:15:41 Brennan: And then that guy took swings on Pete.

0:15:42 Ally: [to Emily] No.

0:15:44 Brennan: And that's going to be...

0:15:45 Ally: Not enough.

0:15:46 Brennan: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Ooh, I rolled low. The fire on the roof continues to spread. [imitates fire whoosh] And the fire down here continues to spread as well. [imitates fire whoosh] That's going to be Ricky and Ox.

0:16:11 Zac: Can we?

0:16:12 Brennan: Do you want to take a look down the stairs?

0:16:14 Zac: Is that okay? Yeah.

0:16:15 Brennan: Yeah, sure, you can peek down there.

0:16:18 Zac: Oh wow.

0:16:20 Lou: That's on fire? [fire crackles]

0:16:22 Brennan: Yep, the downstairs is already fully engulfed in flames.

0:16:25 Lou: Holy fuck.

0:16:26 Zac: Is that a family?

0:16:26 Emily: Oh my god.

0:16:27 Brennan: Yes.

0:16:28 Emily: There's like a stone golem or something.

0:16:29 Lou: Jesus.

0:16:30 Siobhan: Is that just a sculpture or is that a...

0:16:32 Lou: [whispers] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

0:16:34 Ally: Was there something with toilets and bathtubs? What am I thinking of?

0:16:39 Siobhan: That was under the East River.

0:16:42 Ally: Oh, right, okay.

0:16:42 Emily: No, but you're right. Why would there be a toilet on the ceiling?

0:16:45 Lou: I don't know 'cause they're shitty hipsters. [Brennan chuckles]

0:16:49 Ally: I think we can bust each of these water sources open.

0:16:52 Emily: Yeah.

0:16:52 Zac: Can I make a Perception check? Just like as a fireman, just wondering like is there anything I can tap into?

0:16:59 Brennan: Yeah, go ahead and do a Perception check.

0:17:01 Zac: If there's sprinklers or whatever. Okay, and 19.

0:17:03 Emily: Ooh.

0:17:05 Zac: Plus, you know, 3.

0:17:07 Emily: 4

0:17:08 Zac: 4, yeah.

0:17:09 Brennan: Uh, cool. You know there's like a water tower up on top, buildings like this should have a water tower on top which should be able to go to the sprinklers, in this case it's been disconnected 'cause this is like a condemned building basically. There shouldn't be people in here. It's not up to code. And then, otherwise the only exit is that front door down here. [dramatic drum beat]

0:17:32 Zac: Wow. Okay, I think the water tower's the only bet. I think everyone's gonna die.

0:17:38 Emily: I think the water tower.

0:17:41 Zac: I think Ricky...

0:17:42 Brennan: You do also have that Create Water ability.

0:17:46 Zac: Right.

0:17:47 Brennan: So it's a question of there's the water tower which could be able to help out. You don't know that the water tower would effectively cancel all the fire in the place.

0:17:53 Zac: Sure.

0:17:55 Emily: [claps] Dude, someone's gotta clog one of these toilets so it overflows.

0:18:00 Ally: Oh, yeah.

0:18:01 Siobhan: I roll a nat 20 on an epic shit.

0:18:07 Zac: Create Water? It's not like an area, it's just like one?

0:18:12 Brennan: You're at 24, right?

0:18:13 Zac: Yes.

0:18:14 Brennan: You see way down here Isabella Infierno who's like holding a clobbered head down there.

0:18:20 Zac: Okay, I'm going to shout to everyone,

0:18:24 Ricky: Listen up you terrible people. [Brennan laughs]

0:18:28 Ricky: Do your best to get out of here right now. The building's gonna come down.

0:18:32 Brennan: Make a Persuasion check for me and I'll say with advantage.

0:18:36 Zac: Using my municipal authority?

0:18:38 Brennan: Yeah.

0:18:40 Zac: Ooh, 19 plus 3.

0:18:41 Brennan: Yeah, you guys see, [slow medieval music]

0:18:43 Brennan: Ricky gleams with like, again giant civic light as ordering people what to do in an active fire is extremely what he was put on this Earth to do. [Emily laughs]

0:18:53 Brennan: And you see even all these terrible hipsters learn and immediately all their pretension fades as the fires spread. And they're like,

0:18:58 Hipsters: Okay, thank you sir, you're so buff, thank you. [Murph and Zac chuckle]

0:19:04 Zac: I'm going to use a second level spell slot to use Create Water.

0:19:10 Brennan: Awesome.

0:19:11 Zac: Which will do, it only creates 10 gallons of water.

0:19:15 Brennan: Okay.

0:19:16 Zac: So at that point, we'll do double that. We'll do 20 gallons of water and… But the sides of the cube increases by five feet. So I don't know how big the cube is. It's a 10 foot...

0:19:31 Brennan: Take a look at this for you?

0:19:32 Zac: Yeah, yeah.

0:19:32 Brennan: Cool. You destroy up to 10 gallons... Yeah, I'm gonna say that... you create or destroy 10 additional gallons of water, so yeah, you could probably hit a couple squares with that if you wanted to.

0:19:45 Zac: Okay, I'd love to hit… Take a five foot step to the top of the stairs.

0:19:50 Brennan: Okay.

0:19:51 Zac: And just like...

0:19:53 Brennan: You see unconscious Priya's right there at your feet as well.

0:19:57 Zac: I'm going to just do it right there. Like on me and hopefully, it'll run down the stairs.

0:20:02 Brennan: Cool. I'm gonna ask you to go ahead and just make four attack rolls real quick.

0:20:11 Zac: Okay. 4 and 7, plus my spell modifier probably.

0:20:17 Brennan: Plus your spell attack, yeah.

0:20:17 Zac: 3, so 10 and 7. Then [sighs] 5 and 8.

0:20:24 Brennan: So you got a 10 on one of those?

0:20:26 Zac: Yeah. [Brennan imitates fire whoosh] [water flowing]

0:20:29 Brennan: You see this bit of fire recedes from there.

0:20:31 Zac: Fuck.

0:20:34 Emily: This fire is so hard to get rid of.

0:20:35 Murph: I think we gotta kill the guys. I don't know.

0:20:38 Brennan: Fire vanishes.

0:20:39 Zac: As a bonus action, I'm going to, can I see anyone else? Friends wise?

0:20:48 Lou: You see me and Misty and Pete.

0:20:51 Zac: I'm gonna cast a Shield of Faith on Pete.

0:20:55 Brennan: Okay, voom. [dramatic organ music]

0:20:56 Ally: What does that do again, sorry?

0:20:58 Zac: And then I'm gonna have Ox attack too.

0:21:00 Brennan: Your AC's up by two.

0:21:01 Zac: Ox is gonna attack the one right next to him. And he gets advantage 'cause he's sitting.

0:21:06 Brennan: Within five feet, yeah.

0:21:06 Zac: Right?

0:21:07 Brennan: Yeah.

0:21:09 Zac: Ooh, 16 plus.

0:21:11 Brennan: That's definitely gonna be a hit.

0:21:14 Zac: Ooh, two 6’s! [Brennan guffaws]

0:21:16 Zac: Plus 2 so that's 14.

0:21:16 Brennan: 14.

0:21:18 Ally: 14, Fuck yeah.

0:21:19 Zac: And I have to make a DC11 Strength saving throw. Or they're prone.

0:21:24 Brennan: That's gonna be… You see that he's not knocked prone.

0:21:27 Zac: Cool.

0:21:30 Ricky: Good boy!

0:21:31 Brennan: You see he goes,

0:21:31 Art Devil: Ah, this dog. What a mutt, why you attack me?

0:21:34 Brennan: And that's Ricky's turn, it's gonna be Kingston.

0:21:38 Lou: Can I do an insight check to see if this is magical fire or just normal ass fire?

0:21:44 Brennan: Um, yeah, go ahead and make an Insight check for me.

0:21:52 Lou: 14.

0:21:53 Emily: Whoa, you got high Insight.

0:21:55 Siobhan: He rolled a 3, that's wild.

0:21:57 Emily: Yeah.

0:21:57 Brennan: That’s fucking wild. This fire is being summoned magically but once it's here, it is just burning the building regularly.

0:22:06 Lou: Great. Can I cast Spirit Guardians?

0:22:11 Ally: Yeah!

0:22:12 Lou: And then charge at this one?

0:22:14 Brennan: And charge at this one over here?

0:22:16 Lou: Yeah.

0:22:18 Brennan: Kingston, you reach into your heart and you see... [dramatic patriotic music]

0:22:24 Brennan: That some of the people in this party are not bullshit hipsters. Some of the people in this party are actual true-hearted New Yorkers. And they feel the call. And a bunch of like, rushing from downstairs and around, some of you guys aren't even really sure where you kind of saw them from. A group of spiritual New Yorkers flock to Kingston's aid.

0:22:50 Siobhan: [clapping] Yes.

0:22:52 Brennan: You see one of them that goes,

0:22:53 Spiritual New Yorkers: You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us. [Emily laughs]

0:22:57 Brennan: A bunch of Spirit Guardians appear and you're just going for the guy in the blue suit?

0:23:01 Lou: No, I'm going for this guy who dropped someone over here.

0:23:04 Brennan: Okay. Spirit Guardians appear.

0:23:08 Ally: Oh, cool.

0:23:09 New Yorkers: We got your back, Kingston. No problem.

0:23:13 Brennan: Cool. He will get an attack of opportunity on you potentially.

0:23:16 Lou: That's fine.

0:23:17 Brennan: But I think the way Spirit Guardians works, he also might just take damage 'cause you're summoning it on top of him, right?

0:23:23 Lou: An affected creature’s speed is halved in the area and when the creature enters the area for the first time on a turn or starts its turn there, it makes a Wisdom saving throw.

0:23:32 Brennan: Okay, so it's about starting the turn there. So, you moved to get into position. What is the radius on that?

0:23:39 Lou: 15 feet.

0:23:39 Brennan: 15 feet. You can get both these guys in the radius of this if you want.

0:23:44 Lou: Yeah, is there a possibility for me to stand right here?

0:23:46 Brennan: Yes, there is.

0:23:47 Lou: Okay.

0:23:48 Brennan: Move right here. Your Spirit Guardians follow. This guy jumps up on the table. This little kid with a crowbar comes over here.

0:23:54 Spiritual New Yorker Kid: Got your back, Kingston.

0:23:56 Siobhan: Wow, that kid should be in school. [Murph chuckles]

0:23:58 Spiritual New Yorker Kid: It's after school hours. This is extracurricular.

0:24:02 Kingston: Also he's not a child. He sounds and looks like a child but he's an 18 year old man, choosing to be here of his own volition.

0:24:10 Brennan: Rad, awesome. So they're not going to be affected by it yet. But on their turns they'll be affected by it. But you do move out of that guy’s thing so he's gonna take a swing at you.

0:24:17 Lou: Great.

0:24:18 Brennan: And misses horribly.

0:24:19 Lou: Great.

0:24:21 Brennan: That's going to be Pete.

0:24:24 Ally: Great. I run over to Priya.

0:24:32 Brennan: Hell yeah. This guy does not get an attack 'cause he already took it so are you gonna go around this way? Because you might have to rush through the fire to be able to do that.

0:24:41 Ally: No, I'm gonna run straight through this way if that works.

0:24:44 Brennan: Oh, you're gonna leap over the stairs?

0:24:45 Ally: Does that work, yeah?

0:24:46 Brennan: Yeah. Go ahead and give me an athletics check just to make sure.

0:24:52 Ally: [whistles] Athletics, 6.

0:24:55 Brennan: 6. Okay, you leap to the top of this staircase and kind of stumble up. You take 3 points of damage. Kind of fucking up your landing a little bit.  But you do reach Priya.

0:25:07 Ally: Okay, cool. While there I cast Haste on Ricky. [nyoom!] So Ricky, you get double speed. You get plus two your AC, you have advantage on Dex throws, you gain an additional action each turn.

0:25:25 Emily: Oh my god.

0:25:25 Zac: For how long?

0:25:26 Ally: It's a concentration spell so I'm gonna try to keep it going as long as I can. And when the spell ends, you lose a whole turn. 'Cause you're fatigued, so sorry.

0:25:32 Zac: Okay, cool.

0:25:33 Ally: So sorry, but I'll try to keep it going.

0:25:33 Emily: Wait but he can't. He's immune to it, exhaustion.

0:25:36 Zac: I'm immune to exhaustion.

0:25:38 Ally: Yeah. [everyone yells]

0:25:40 Brennan: That's some good—

0:25:40 Ally: Fuck yah.

0:25:42 Ricky: I feel awesome.

0:25:43 Pete: Put out some of these fires and kill people.

0:25:46 Ricky: Great.

0:25:47 Sofia: Maybe soften up Isabella so that I could just go in there with one final killing blow?

0:25:52 Brennan: My man, there you go. Brennan hands a spell card to Zac.

0:25:52 Zac: Yeah.

0:25:54 Ally: Is that Haste?

0:25:55 Brennan: Oh, that's Haste. I'm just gonna hand you that so you know what's going on.

0:25:56 Ally: Cool. Okay, can I do an Insight check to see if fire would damage these like fire demons?

0:26:04 Brennan: Make an Arcana check actually.

0:26:07 Siobhan: Don't you have now advantage on Arcana?

0:26:09 Brennan: Not advantage but proficiency.

0:26:10 Siobhan: No it's, proficiency.

0:26:11 Ally: 10.

0:26:11 Brennan: You know that they won't be hurt by fire. These are devils. You see other times that other Vox Phantasma have tried to do this and you're like, not gonna fuck up that way.

0:26:19 Ally: Cool.

0:26:20 Brennan: Rad, incredible.

0:26:22 Ally: I grab Priya and I get as far as I can. I don't know if that's like my goal.

0:26:26 Brennan: Cool, make another Athletics check to lift Priya up.

0:26:29 Ally: Great. I've lifted Priya up. That's a 10.

0:26:34 Brennan: [laughs] You get Priya.

0:26:34 Emily: Yes.

0:26:36 Ally: Oh no, no, sorry. That's Athletics, right?

0:26:37 Brennan: That's Athletics.

0:26:38 Ally: It's an 11.

0:26:39 Brennan: Ooh! You get in under there. Brennan pretends to lift something with his knees (and not his back!), grunting.

0:26:42 Brennan: Come on, come on, come on.

0:26:44 Pete: Usually you work with me. Okay, you're unconscious.

0:26:47 Brennan: You lift Priya up in your arms. Yeah, you are fully carrying Priya.

0:26:52 Ally: Oh, fucker [laughs].

0:26:53 Brennan: Now these guys are all gonna go. [dramatic music]

0:26:58 Brennan: These guys listened to Ricky. They rush over here trying to avoid as much of the flames as possible. These guys rush here. But they're like tryna not bump into people. These guys rush out of the way over here.

0:27:09 Ally: Party-goers.

0:27:12 Brennan: These guys turn to sprint. They rush partially. But Pete, try to rush past you but can't 'cause it's too crowded over here. And these guys all start sprinting over here for the staircase. [yells] As fast as they can. That's the bystanders. I'm gonna need a Wild Magic roll from you.

0:27:33 Ally: Oh yeah, right. 11.

0:27:37 Brennan: Cool. That's now going to be Sofia.

0:27:43 Emily: Me again? Okay, so this block that Kug put out?

0:27:48 Brennan: Mm hm.

0:27:49 Emily: Is it damaged by fire at all?

0:27:52 Brennan: The block he put out?

0:27:53 Emily: Because the combination of being on fire and then put out. I want to stomp through it. [Murph chuckles]

0:27:57 Emily: I want to jump up and try to create a hole in the ceiling and then get to the next floor that way.

0:27:59 Siobhan: Sick.

0:28:02 Brennan: Okay. [Emily laughs]

0:28:05 Brennan: If you would like to do that, you can give me an attack roll.

0:28:09 Emily: Hey.

0:28:13 Brennan: This is, okay, so you want that like weakened part there.

0:28:17 Emily: Yeah. [thematic, tense electronic synths]

0:28:17 Brennan: I will let you do this as an Athletics check or as a attack roll. Your choice.

0:28:26 Emily: I guess my attack bonus is a little bit higher so I'll do that.

0:28:29 Brennan: Cool, go ahead and roll. Let me know what you get.

0:28:32 Emily: Although, then if, okay, yeah, yeah. [clears throat]

0:28:34 Lou: You got this. [Emily sighs]

0:28:35 Emily: Got 14.

0:28:36 Brennan: Okay, 14 does not hit. You may take your other attacks if you'd like.

0:28:40 Emily: Can I take my other attacks and try to get through it? Again?

0:28:43 Brennan: If you want to keep busting through, you can do that, yeah.

0:28:45 Emily: Okay, I'm gonna try again. 18.

0:28:49 Brennan: 18 hits. This thing's got a lot of hit points. It's a full building. But you can keep rolling if you'd like.

0:28:56 Emily: I am going to, all right.

0:28:56 Brennan: Cool.

0:28:58 Ally: Can you grab like the toilet,

0:28:59 Emily: Gotta lot of hit points.

0:28:59 Ally: And then jump off the water tower? Or like drop the toilet off the water tower? So that you don't take damage?

0:29:05 Emily: [yells] I want to do that. Can I run back and then try and throw the toilet through the soft spot?

0:29:12 Brennan: Okay.

0:29:14 Emily: Or am I more powerful than a full toilet?

0:29:16 Zac: Can you just take a full dash action and get down the stairs?

0:29:22 Brennan: I will say, so you've taken your attacks, if you would like to--

0:29:26 Emily: Oh, I didn't roll for damage for that other one.

0:29:28 Brennan: Go ahead and roll for damage. Let me know what you get.

0:29:30 Emily: 13.

0:29:31 Brennan: 13, okay, cool. Roll that one hit. For your bonus action--

0:29:33 Emily: And I still have.

0:29:35 Brennan: For your bonus action if you'd like to make and attack with the toilet you are welcome to. If you feel that it might be somewhat more effective to smash a toilet on the ground.

0:29:42 Emily: [laughing] Okay, I'm gonna.

0:29:44 Brennan: Cool.

0:29:44 Siobhan: Fuck ‘em up.

0:29:45 Emily: Everyone's looking at me, like don't do this.

0:29:47 Siobhan: No, I think you should absolutely do it.

0:29:48 Lou: I'm about it, dude.

0:29:48 Ally: I'm about it.

0:29:48 Siobhan: I’m all about it.

0:29:49 Murph: If you can break it, we can get the water tower directly down.

0:29:52 Siobhan: Yes.

0:29:52 Emily: I am gonna try it.

0:29:53 Brennan: Cool.

0:29:53 Ally: Yeah.

0:29:54 Emily: I'm going to grab the toilet and try to throw it.

0:29:55 Murph: I think this is a bad idea.

0:29:56 Brennan: Cool, make an attack roll.

0:29:57 Emily: Okay.

0:29:58 Lou: Come on.

0:29:59 Emily: Oh please,

0:30:00 Brennan: This is your bonus attack.

0:30:00 Emily: I've been rolling like dog shit. [sighs]

0:30:02 Emily: I got a 4.

0:30:02 Brennan: Cool. You pick up the toilet, run over and smash. [porcelain breaks] right on the ground. The porcelain scatters, you're about five feet off from the weakened area of the roof. The toilet scatters and is destroyed.

0:30:16 Emily: I'm so mad. I've been rolling like shit. [groans]

0:30:20 Brennan: I'm gonna need you to make a, we'll need another Dexterity and another Constitution check from you.

0:30:25 Emily: Okay and it's disadvantage 'cause I have exhaustion.

0:30:27 Brennan: No, not savings rolls yet. That's only ability checks.

0:30:30 Emily: Oh, okay. Okay, Dexterity is 24.

0:30:35 Brennan: Successful, you don't take more fire damage.

0:30:37 Emily: And then, 18.

0:30:38 Brennan: You do not take another level of exhaustion. But you are probably over here as this little piece of flame comes back.

0:30:45 Emily: Fucking mad. Why am I rolling like shit? I need this to work.

0:30:49 Brennan: Isabella is still stunned til the end of your next turn. Correct?

0:30:56 Emily: So, yes, she's not stunned anymore.

0:30:57 Brennan: Cool. Ba-ba-bum, Isabella appears here next to Misty.

0:31:08 Siobhan: Aw, you bitch.

0:31:09 Brennan: And is going to go after Misty.

0:31:11 Misty: You come after my friend, you come after me. [Brennan laughs]

0:31:15 Misty: Okay, I do see that literally that is what's happening. I'm gonna fuck you up!

0:31:21 Brennan: [chuckling] Rad. [rolls, then sucks in a breath] Jesus. Brennan starts to look up and speak, but is cut off.

0:31:28 Siobhan: I would like to... [Lou laughs]

0:31:34 Siobhan: Before you say anything. Say,

0:31:36 Misty: Where'd you get those clothes, Staten Island? [Brennan laughs]

0:31:39 Siobhan: And then roll,

0:31:39 Emily: Oh my god.

0:31:41 Siobhan: For Cutting Words.

0:31:42 Brennan: Cool.

0:31:45 Siobhan: So that's a 7, minus 7 to whatever fucking amazing roll that you just did.

0:31:50 Brennan: Her first two attacks miss you. One more attack is coming. That one does hit.

0:31:57 Ally: Minus 7?

0:31:58 Siobhan: No shit.

0:31:59 Brennan: Yes, even minus 7, that one hits. You take 14 points of damage Misty.

0:32:08 Misty: Is that all you got?

0:32:09 Brennan: And you feel something burst inside of your body. As Isabella kicks you in the liver.

0:32:15 Lou: Ooh, god. [Emily groans]

0:32:17 Lou: What burst?

0:32:18 Brennan: I'm gonna need you to make a Constitution saving throw.

0:32:20 Siobhan: Fuck. Thank God I have a great Constitution. That's not true. 13.

0:32:30 Brennan: At the beginning of your turn, you take 11 points of damage as something bleeds inside you. [Emily groans loudly]

0:32:36 Lou: So can I ask, Isabella entered the area of my—

0:32:40 Brennan: That's right, you roll damage.

0:32:41 Lou: She needs to make a Wisdom saving throw.

0:32:45 Brennan: Ooh, doctor. [nods] Mm-hm.

0:32:48 Lou: She takes 9 damage or half if she succeeded. [dramatic patriotic music]

0:32:51 Brennan: The guardians around you go,

0:32:51 Spiritual New Yorkers: Oh, who the fuck?

0:32:54 Brennan: You see she even says like,

0:32:54 Isabella: Get the fuck away from me.

0:32:58 Brennan: As she's kicking Misty and they say,

0:33:00 Spiritual New Yorkers: Wait a minute. That accent sounds pretty similar. You're from fucking Jersey.

0:33:04 Brennan: And start beating [thumping] the shit out of Isabella.

0:33:07 Spiritual New Yorkers: Came over the fucking bridge.

0:33:11 Brennan: That's Isabella's turn. Misty, beginning of your turn, you got that damage. Now you may take your turn.

0:33:14 Siobhan: Okay. That's a lot of fucking demons down here, right?

0:33:18 Brennan: Mm hm.

0:33:19 Lou: Yeah.

0:33:20 Siobhan: Shit. [dramatic music]

0:33:24 Siobhan: Okay, so what I'm gonna do is. Misty Step up to the floor above.

0:33:28 Brennan: Mm hm.

0:33:30 Siobhan: I'm gonna grab my girl Sofia.

0:33:32 Sofia: Hey.

0:33:33 Siobhan: And I'm gonna say,

0:33:33 Misty: You don't want to be in this fight?

0:33:35 Siobhan: And then I cast Dimension Door and I bring us both down. [Emily yells]

0:33:38 Brennan: I believe you can't cast two spells in the same round.

0:33:40 Siobhan: Can't I cast a bonus action spell?

0:33:42 Brennan: You can cast a bonus action spell and a cantrip in the same round.

0:33:46 Siobhan: But I can't cast, damn.

0:33:47 Brennan: Don't believe you can cast two spells in the same round.

0:33:49 Siobhan: Even with War caster, Fuck. Well, maybe I don't do that then.

0:33:51 Zac: It all works.

0:33:53 Siobhan: But it seemed cool, right?

0:33:54 Emily: It was really clever, yeah.

0:33:55 Ally: It's really the thought that counts.

0:33:55 Emily: Yeah. I honestly appreciated the thought that you even wanted me to be there.

0:33:59 Lou: Cool thoughts.

0:33:59 Ally: Cool thoughts.

0:34:00 Siobhan: Is Isabella Infierno holding anything?

0:34:03 Brennan: She is not holding anything.

0:34:06 Siobhan: Hmm.

0:34:07 Brennan: I'll leave you here for right now.

0:34:11 Siobhan: Those windows here right? There's windows everywhere? Okay, so I would like to...

0:34:18 Emily: Oh, there's windows on the sides of the thing?

0:34:20 Brennan: There are but they're iron bound so you can't jump through them or smash through them.

0:34:24 Emily: Oh, okay. Then I don't feel as bad about trying to break the roof with a fucking toilet.

0:34:29 Lou: I still think it was dope as hell.

0:34:31 Siobhan: No, it was, we were all--

0:34:31 Emily: If it had worked it would have been awesome.

0:34:33 Lou: It would have been a coolish, water cascading down, [Emily laughs]

0:34:35 Lou: you fucking falling through.

0:34:37 Ally: Perfect.

0:34:38 Lou: Like fist pull, like ready to go.

0:34:39 Siobhan: Okay, is there a 30 foot cube where it's just a bunch of demons but nobody that I'm--

0:34:46 Brennan: You don't know if there's a 30 foot where--

0:34:48 Siobhan: Goddamn.

0:34:49 Brennan: 'Cause it's so packed up here.

0:34:50 Siobhan: Yeah. Shit, I would like to cast Crown of Madness on Isabella. Uh, no. Maybe one of the demons next to Isabella Infierno.

0:34:59 Brennan: Okay, awesome.

0:35:01 Siobhan: Maybe fuck it. I'll just try it on Isabella.

0:35:03 Brennan: You're gonna try the Crown of Madness on Isabella, correct?

0:35:05 Siobhan: Yeah.

0:35:05 Emily: Fuck her up.

0:35:07 Siobhan: And it's a Wisdom saving throw. [dramatic music]

0:35:12 Siobhan: DC 15. [dramatic ringing]

0:35:14 Brennan: You put the crown on over her head and fire melts it into gold and it wisps away. She says,

0:35:19 Isabella: Oh cute little faerie, huh? Listen, we're gonna be sending you back to the town here very shortly. Maybe in a bag? But it will be a nice bag, I swear.

0:35:31 Misty: Nobody calls me cute and gets away with it.

0:35:39 Siobhan: And then I look over to my pal Ricky.

0:35:41 Brennan: Mm hm.

0:35:42 Siobhan: And I say,

0:35:42 Misty: Ricky, did you get buffer? You get more buff?

0:35:45 Ricky: I think I did.

0:35:48 Siobhan: Great, and I give him Bardic inspiration.

0:35:50 Brennan: Incredible.

0:35:51 Zac: It's a d8, right?

0:35:52 Siobhan: It's a d8.

0:35:52 Ally: Oh, is it?

0:35:53 Siobhan: Yeah, d8 now.

0:35:54 Ally: Fuck yeah.

0:35:54 Brennan: Kugrash, it's you.

0:35:56 Murph: Sweet. I yell to— Sofie's the only one up here, right?

0:36:00 Sofia: Yeah, well, I'm a make a dash for it next time, yeah.

0:36:02 Kugrash: Yeah, we gotta stop trying to put out this fire, right? This building's fucked.

0:36:05 Sofia: I'm not gonna, I'm, yeah.

0:36:06 Kugrash: Okay, cool. I'm done fucking around.

0:36:08 Murph: I'm going to break my wild shape by casting a spell. I'm gonna cast Giant Insect on my three spiders.

0:36:18 Brennan: Hell yeah. So that gives you, I think, one giant spider.

0:36:22 Murph: No, that gives me three giant spiders.

0:36:24 Brennan: Holy shit.

0:36:25 Siobhan: Horrifying. [Murph laughs]

0:36:27 Brennan: These will be represented by one spider and these two big cockroaches.

0:36:30 Kugrash: Yeah.

0:36:31 Brennan: Where are you putting them?

0:36:33 Murph: I want to put them near the stairs I guess, so they crawl down the stairs.

0:36:35 Brennan: Cool. One, you see that a bunch of, I think we can say that they'll have the stats of a spider but we'll put two of these big buff roaches.

0:36:42 Murph: Oh sweet.

0:36:45 Brennan: And you see leading them on a little strand.

0:36:49 Spider: [posh, deeper voice] Oh, Kugrash, Lord of the Sewers, I'm sorry for bailing on that fight earlier in the bodega.

0:36:54 Kugrash: Yeah, don't fucking do it again, man.

0:36:56 Spider: I shall not. As the spider spins its web, so true you spin a tale of adventures here in the greatest city.

0:37:05 Kugrash: You're a bug where I'm a rat. Let's not make it--

0:37:08 Siobhan: Why are all your animals so posh?

0:37:10 Kugrash: I don't know.

0:37:10 Spider: And what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to kick ass. Am I right?

0:37:17 Kugrash: Yeah, yeah.

0:37:17 Spider: Who's with me?

0:37:18 Kugrash: Go kill a devil, you idiot.

0:37:20 Brennan: Go ahead and roll initiative for them.

0:37:22 Murph: Sure.

0:37:23 Emily: Go kill a devil, you idiot.

0:37:23 Murph: Oh, 18.

0:37:26 All: Woo!

0:37:27 Lou: Yah, yah, yah!

0:37:28 Emily: Wait, why are they rolling damage?

0:37:30 Murph: No, no, they're rolling initiative.

0:37:32 Emily: Ah, ah, ah, ah.

0:37:34 Brennan: That's going to, that's Kugrash. So that's your action. Anything else you're doing?

0:37:38 Murph: No, I'm turning back into Kugrash.

0:37:40 Brennan: Cool, get rid of that.

0:37:42 Murph: Actually, you know what?

0:37:43 Emily: Why don't you hop out of my arms?

0:37:44 Murph: Yeah, okay. I'm gonna jump down into Sofia's way.

0:37:46 Brennan: Can you do an Athletics check?

0:37:48 Murph: Oh god. [Siobhan chuckles]

0:37:50 Emily: But won't I? I'm catching him. I'm pretty athletic.

0:37:52 Murph: Can I do Acrobatic?

0:37:52 Brennan: You can do Acrobatics, yeah.

0:37:54 Murph: Good, okay.

0:37:55 Emily: And I'm acrobatic too, I have the feat.

0:37:56 Murph: I do a handspring. [Emily imitates air whooshing]

0:37:58 Kugrash: Spot me, Sof.

0:37:58 Ally: Spot me.

0:38:00 Kugrash: Oh fuck. Fuck my life.

0:38:02 Murph: I pulled my back. I got a 6 or a 7.

0:38:05 Brennan: Um, great. Give me, you can use—

0:38:06 Emily: I have a reaction.

0:38:08 Brennan: You can use your reaction to try to catch him.

0:38:10 Emily: Yeah.

0:38:10 Brennan: Go ahead and give me an Acrobatics check.

0:38:12 Emily: Okay. [groans] I got 13.

0:38:16 Brennan: Kug, you take 5 points of damage as you fucking faceplant onto the roof.

0:38:20 Kugrash: Absolutely.

0:38:20 Ally: I pulled my back.

0:38:21 Emily: What is with my rolls today?

0:38:21 Kugrash: I deserve this.

0:38:23 Siobhan: Little pieces of toilet stuck into your skin.

0:38:25 Kugrash: I deserved it.

0:38:25 Brennan: [chuckles] You have little toilet shards in your fur.

0:38:28 Ally: Oh, we're fucked.

0:38:29 Brennan: That's Kug.

0:38:30 Ally: Can you shoot a fire demon? Like with a gun?

0:38:32 Siobhan: I mean, maybe. But who fucking knows if it'll work.

0:38:35 Brennan: Okay, that's gonna be a bunch of demons starting their turn.

0:38:40 Siobhan: Fuck.

0:38:40 Sofia: All right, these are new dice.

0:38:42 Zac: They create fire as they move so we have to like...

0:38:44 Lou: We just have to kill them.

0:38:46 Emily: Yeah.

0:38:46 Zac: Kill them, yeah.

0:38:48 Murph: Every turn like 10 fire things go up and I had a water tower by a one.

0:38:52 Brennan: Go ahead and roll damage and it's a Wisdom saving throw, right?

0:38:57 Lou: Wisdom saving throw.

0:38:58 Brennan: Cool.

0:39:02 Lou: Do I just roll once for both?

0:39:03 Brennan: Roll once for both of them, yeah.

0:39:05 Lou: Great, it's 16.

0:39:06 Brennan: 16, eh?

0:39:09 Lou: And halved movement.

0:39:11 Brennan: Oh and if they fail their movement’s halved?

0:39:13 Lou: I think in general, an affected creature's speed is halved in the area.

0:39:17 Ally: Great, that's great.

0:39:19 Brennan: Ah, hell yeah. Yeah, you see that your Spirit Guardians wham, wham [thumping] just wailing on these fucking--

0:39:24 Kingston: Get 'em boy.! [Brennan and Emily laugh]

0:39:28 Brennan: Dope as hell as New Yorkers just beating the shit. Someone's got like a thick wooden bat, crowbar, [thumping] just wailing on these guys.

0:39:36 Spiritual New Yorkers: Got your back, Kingston. These fucking people, huh?

0:39:39 Brennan: But they are still going to go. [dramatic music]

0:39:43 Brennan: This guy's gonna swing for Misty, this guy's now got full attention from Kingston, those are misses. Wow. That one misses Kingston every single time. So it's gonna go for Misty. It's gonna be two hits and then... [dramatic music]

0:40:04 Brennan: Last one's gonna be[whispering] 6 plus 8. [normal] Okay. One's coming for Misty again. So Misty, you're gonna go ahead and take...

0:40:18 Siobhan: Fuck.

0:40:19 Ally: What are you at?

0:40:19 Siobhan: 34, well we'll see.

0:40:22 Ally: Oh wait, can I do Bend Luck on one of those, and subtract a D4?

0:40:26 Brennan: Go ahead. There's two attacks and there's a third attack. Which one are you doing?

0:40:32 Ally: Of the three?

0:40:33 Brennan: Of the three. One, two, or three.

0:40:34 Ally: Do I have to pick which one to subtract a D4 from?

0:40:36 Brennan: Yep. [dramatic music]

0:40:38 Ally: Third attack. Go ahead and roll. [sadly] Subtract 1.

0:40:45 Brennan: 1 is exactly as much as you needed to subtract.

0:40:47 Ally: No way. [group cheers]

0:40:49 Ally: Fuck yeah.

0:40:50 Brennan: That guy rolled something. He got exactly Misty's AC. However, Misty you still take 17 points of damage.

0:40:59 Siobhan: Fuck.

0:40:59 Emily: Jesus Christ.

0:41:03 Brennan: That [imitates fighting noises] and then these guys are coming after. One of these guys is coming for Ricky.

0:41:11 Zac: I'm at 22 AC, right now.

0:41:16 Brennan: Jesus. One of those is a hit.

0:41:19 Ally: How?

0:41:22 Brennan: That's a miss. Ricky, you take 7 points of slashing damage.

0:41:28 Zac: Is that it?

0:41:29 Brennan: That's it. Yeah, that AC got way the fuck up there.

0:41:32 Emily: You're next turn are you gonna get to use four attacks?

0:41:34 Zac: Well...

0:41:35 Brennan: And then, the sort of dragon-headed devil is gonna go for Pete.

0:41:38 Zac: Yes, but I'm trying to decide if I can...

0:41:40 Ally: Where's that at?

0:41:41 Brennan: I am gonna need, by the way, for people that have been hit, I'm gonna need some Concentration checks.

0:41:45 Zac: Oh yeah, I got hit, so that was 7 points.

0:41:48 Brennan: 7 points, that was just a DC10.

0:41:50 Zac: What do I add to it?

0:41:52 Brennan: Constitution saving throw.

0:41:53 Zac: Fuck, I only got a 9.

0:41:54 Brennan: Okay, your Shield of Faith on Pete disappears. Yeah, that vanishes. And then I'm gonna need one from, Kingston didn't get hit. Misty, you got hit.

0:42:07 Siobhan: I don't have any concentration spells left.

0:42:08 Brennan: That's right, the Fear is gone. So that's going to be...

0:42:12 Murph: I realize the spiders didn't go 'cause I rolled really high. I got like an 18 on them.

0:42:16 Brennan: Yes, but that actually puts them before your turn.

0:42:19 Murph: Oh, got it. I had a 19.

0:42:21 Brennan: Oh wait, you got a 19?

0:42:21 Murph: Mm hm.

0:42:24 Brennan: Oh, I'm fucking crazy. The bugs should go then. The bugs go after you. I'm actually gonna just put the bugs on your turn.

0:42:29 Zac: I don't add my Charisma with Aura of Devotion to my other saving throws, right?

0:42:35 Brennan: Uh, you just add. It's just protection. So you would get the plus 3 there.

0:42:40 Zac: Oh, of my Charisma?

0:42:41 Brennan: Of your Charisma.

0:42:42 Zac: Then yeah, I pass.

0:42:43 Brennan: Oh, then you still have Shield of Faith.

0:42:43 Ally: Fuck yeah.

0:42:45 Brennan: There you go.

0:42:45 Ally: Cool.

0:42:46 Brennan: Ba-da-boom. That's going to be, we'll have your bugs go in a second. Dragon lady's going after Pete. That's two hits.

0:42:58 Zac: How close is Pete to me? Am I getting an attack of opportunity?

0:43:01 Brennan: Oh yeah, you're there.

0:43:02 Emily: Yeah. Sentinel!

0:43:03 Brennan: Yeah, you absolutely gonna get an attack of opportunity if you want.

0:43:06 Zac: Ooh, yeah, 27.

0:43:07 Murph: Nice.

0:43:08 Lou: Ooh, yeah, baby!

0:43:08 Zac: So one d8 plus seven. Okay, so 8 but then they’re also, they can't move.

0:43:15 Brennan: Oh wow, awesome.

0:43:16 Emily: Yeah.

0:43:18 Brennan: You did 8 points of damage?

0:43:18 Zac: Yes.

0:43:20 Brennan: Dope. That's going to be...

0:43:23 Siobhan: Did any of them move?

0:43:24 Emily: Who needs a Shield of Faith when you have a Sentinel? [Zac chuckles]

0:43:27 Brennan: Pete, you take 16 points of damage.

0:43:32 Siobhan: These guys already fucked us up so much and we have not hurt any of them. And I don't know how to stop them.

0:43:39 Brennan: That's going to be, that's them. Going to roll for some fire. [dramatic bass music] [fire whooshes]

0:43:55 Lou: Holy man.

0:43:56 Zac: I think I have to go put a fire.

0:43:58 Murph: No, I mean, like what can we do?

0:44:00 Zac: Can we get out? I mean, like, people need to be able to get out.

0:44:03 Lou: Hey, Ricky, you have Haste now so you're about to go again.

0:44:07 Zac: Yeah, but I was only in my turn.

0:44:09 Lou: Oh, okay. So that was the devils.

0:44:13 Brennan: More fire starts to spread. Let's have those bugs go.

0:44:17 Murph: Okay. Can I try, I wanna yell to Ricky for his fire expertise, hoping he hears out the window [chuckles].

0:44:26 Brennan: Mm hmm.

0:44:27 Kugrash: Hey, Ricky, is there any way for people to get out down there or should I have my spiders make a web up here and have people run to the roof?

0:44:34 Ricky: Make a freaking web, dude.

0:44:37 Murph: All right, cool. I'm gonna have the spiders... I'm gonna yell for Ricky.

0:44:39 Kugrash: Ricky, people like you more, maybe you yell and tell people that plan.

0:44:45 Murph: And then I want to have the spiders go over and create like webs down so people can jump down.

0:44:50 Emily: Ooh, I love this! [cheers]

0:44:52 Brennan: So down here, like a little like trampoline?

0:44:53 Murph: Yeah, I want to make like a bad flight landing.

0:44:58 Brennan: Gotcha. Cool, cool, cool.

0:45:00 Murph: So people can jump.

0:45:02 Brennan: Rad.

0:45:03 Emily: And then we can start entering all these folk.

0:45:05 Murph: And then we stop worrying about the fire. [chuckles]

0:45:07 Emily: Yeah.

0:45:08 Siobhan: These guys are being very chill considering they're standing next to three giant spiders.

0:45:11 Murph: Yeah.

0:45:11 Emily: I know.

0:45:12 Brennan: He sees this,

0:45:12 Spider: Er, Kugrash, a trampoline of webbing. Delightfully creative. Myself and my compatriots begin work at once. Come take the strands from my butt and weave them. [everyone guffaws]

0:45:27 Brennan: And they dip over the side.

0:45:29 Sofia: Kug, Make sure they don't get too fancy with the webbing.

0:45:32 Kugrash: Yeah, don't get, just straight up, a regular--

0:45:33 Sofia: A real practical...

0:45:34 Spider: Jacob's Ladder from the cat's cradle should do the trick. [laughter]

0:45:37 Ally: Oh can you throw like that mattress down and have it cover the barbed wire? [Murph laughs]

0:45:42 Emily: Oh, or even just like the couch?

0:45:44 Ally: The couch cushions.

0:45:45 Murph: I think I've done enough for these people. I need to kill some devils now.

0:45:48 Brennan: Dope.

0:45:49 Ally: Oh, I should roll for Concentration. I had a Concentration thing.

0:45:52 Brennan: But I don't think, yes, you have to roll for concentration, that's correct.

0:45:55 Emily: Haste. Oh no, where's the four?

0:45:56 Ally: 18.

0:45:57 Brennan: Fuck yeah.

0:45:57 Lou: Great for you.

0:45:59 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:46:00 Emily: I'm glad.

0:46:00 Siobhan: Still buff.

0:46:02 Zac: I'm always buff.

0:46:04 Brennan: Ricky and Ox, that's you baby. You also hear screams of people down there on the lower level. [people screaming]

0:46:08 Zac: Ugh, I'm going to speak to my axe, real fast.

0:46:11 Brennan: You see, your axe says,

0:46:11 Axe: Sire, the time has come for action. [slow inspirational music]

0:46:15 Axe: You are a hero. Champion of New York City, accrued a questing blade from Rome to London, Moscow to Beijing, heroes of the Chosen Cities advance at the call. Will you now deny your place?

0:46:28 Ricky: I was looking for more practical advice but I will...

0:46:31 Axe: What does your heart tell you, hero?

0:46:33 Ricky: I'm scared I'm not going to get all these people out of here.

0:46:37 Axe: Fear, fear is necessary for acts of bravery. Do what you must. Worry not about your chances of success.

0:46:45 Zac: All right, I am just going to take attacks at this devil in front of me, I guess.

0:46:52 Brennan: Hell, yeah. Go for it.

0:46:53 Emily: You could do like four attacks at him.

0:46:55 Zac: So, I think I only get three attacks 'cause it's like you only get to use one attack.

0:46:59 Brennan: One extra weapon attack, yeah.

0:47:02 Zac: Oh fuck.

0:47:03 Ally: Did you get a d8?

0:47:04 Zac: Can I use Bardic for this?

0:47:04 Emily: Yeah.

0:47:06 Brennan: You can use Bardic.

0:47:08 Zac: Okay, 15. Does that hit?

0:47:11 Brennan: 15 does not hit.

0:47:12 Emily: Fuck.

0:47:12 Zac: Neither of those attacks hit. [Emily screams]

0:47:15 Zac: Then my last. I'll use my haste attack. That'll hit. Or 23.

0:47:22 Emily: Thank you.

0:47:24 Brennan: 23? Okay, cool. Awesome. Yeah, 23 definitely hits.

0:47:30 Zac: Oh, good. That's 15 damage and then I'm gonna Divine Smite him as well. [Emily gasps]

0:47:35 Brennan: Oh shit, cool.

0:47:37 Zac: How fucked up does he look?

0:47:38 Brennan: Not too fucked up.

0:47:39 Zac: Second level Divine Smite him.

0:47:41 Brennan: Cool.

0:47:42 Murph: Do fiends take an extra d8 or is that just undead?

0:47:45 Brennan: From Divine Smite? Oh.

0:47:48 Zac: I am not sure actually.

0:47:48 Brennan: Oh let me actually, that's worth checking.

0:47:50 Murph: I think it, yeah, 'cause that would be fucking helpful for this fight.

0:47:52 Siobhan: Yeah.

0:47:53 Brennan: Damage will increase by one d8 if the target is an undead or fiend.

0:47:55 Murph: There you go.

0:47:56 Brennan: Okay.

0:47:56 Emily: Woo!

0:47:57 Brennan: So if you're burning a second level, you're gonna add 3d8 to that.

0:47:59 Ally: Yeah.

0:48:01 Zac: All right. So come on please. Okay, we're talking 14 damage,

0:48:09 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:48:09 Zac: On top of the 15. [Emily screams]

0:48:11 Brennan: With that, so you like miss him twice and he goes,

0:48:14 Art Devil: Ooh, tasteless, style-less, so last year darling.

0:48:17 Brennan: And then you, [roars and knife slashing] as your axe connects and he goes from looking pretty okay to fucked up.

0:48:24 Emily: Yeah.

0:48:24 Zac: Then Ox is gonna attack them as well. [Emily cheers]

0:48:26 Brennan: Go for it.

0:48:28 Zac: And Ox gets advantage.

0:48:29 Siobhan: Good boy Ox.

0:48:29 Emily: Good puppy, good puppy.

0:48:31 Zac: Okay, 17 plus 4, yeah, 21.

0:48:35 Brennan: Oh, 17? Wait, Ox does 21 damage?

0:48:38 Zac: No, that's his hit?

0:48:39 Brennan: 21 hits. I was like Jesus, this fucking dalmatian is out of control.

0:48:43 Murph: Did you take three attacks or four?

0:48:44 Zac: I took three.

0:48:45 Murph: 'Cause you get two actions, right?

0:48:47 Zac: But.

0:48:48 Brennan: The second action only—

0:48:49 Murph: Got it.

0:48:49 Zac: It's only one atack.

0:48:50 Brennan: It's only one weapon attack.

0:48:51 Siobhan: Does Ox also get haste because Ox is part of...

0:48:54 Zac: Ooh, do I get the same spell?

0:48:55 Brennan: Actually, I think the language of Find Steed is that any spell that affects you, affects your steed, right?

0:49:00 Zac: Yeah.

0:49:01 Brennan: So Ox has an extra weapon attack as well.

0:49:02 Murph: That’s fucking awesome.

0:49:03 Zac: Okay, I'll roll that. Is 14 gonna hit? No, okay.

0:49:07 Brennan: No, 14's not gonna hit.

0:49:07 Zac: All right, cool.

0:49:08 Brennan: But the first attack does hit.

0:49:10 Zac: 2, 5, plus 4, so he does 9. And then it's a DC 11 strength saving throw.

0:49:17 Brennan: Aw, hell yes. Ox leaps up and drags this fucking demon to the ground. [Emily cheers] [imitates dog growling]

0:49:28 Siobhan: So fucking metal.

0:49:30 Emily: Yeah.

0:49:31 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:49:32 Emily: He's the buffest dalmatian.

0:49:33 Brennan: In the future, by the way, the prone thing is important. Ox should actually go first because if Ox had dragged him prone—

0:49:40 Zac: Oh yeah.

0:49:41 Brennan: You woulda gotten an advantage on every single attack. [Emily groans]

0:49:43 Brennan: No worries. But you see that you and Ox are both filled with this illuminated sparkling dream magic as Pete is just funneling. And for the first time, Pete, you feel your magic. You're like, oh I've got this! I fucking know exactly what I'm here to do. [whoosh]

0:49:59 Zac: Can I make a minor action? Or just to see what the quality of the building is at the moment?

0:50:03 Brennan: The fire's spread and now the room is filling with smoke. It's gonna start being these levels of exhaustion for people. Even if they're not standing in direct flame. Now that the room is filled with smoke.

0:50:13 Zac: Gotcha.

0:50:16 Brennan: Kingston, that's you.

0:50:17 Lou: Uh, great. Can I cast Spare the Dying on that young man or young woman who was struck down at the beginning of the fight by that demon?

0:50:25 Brennan: Uh, yes, you can.

0:50:26 Lou: Great. I do that, then I turn around and cast a second level Healing Word on Misty. [spiritual music] [Emily cheers]

0:50:35 Siobhan: Thank you, my son.

0:50:36 Lou: Of course. [Emily laughs]

0:50:39 Lou: And that's for 9, sorry I can't do more.

0:50:41 Siobhan: That's great. [Emily mumbles]

0:50:43 Lou: And then can I shout to everyone?

0:50:45 Kingston: Everyone we're going off the roof. There's some kind of device being established there.

0:50:51 Kugrash: It's a web. It's a gross web.

0:50:53 Kingston: I'm gonna leave that part out, Kug. [Brennan laughs loudly] [Emily laughs]

0:50:56 Kingston: There's a device that'll get us safely out of the building. To the roof, post haste.

0:51:00 Kugrash: The spider said it was doing out of his ass.

0:51:02 Kingston: [chuckles] Okay, Kug.

0:51:04 Kugrash: It's coming out. It's big.

0:51:06 Kingston: [laughs] Okay. It's safe.

0:51:08 Sofia: Not too mention, it's real sticky and it's picking up all the litter blowing by.

0:51:10 Kugrash: Yeah.

0:51:12 Kingston: Okay.

0:51:13 Kugrash: There is a Solo cups in there

0:51:15 Brennan: All of Kingston's Spirit Guardians start going,

0:51:17 Spiritual New Yorkers: Listen to the man, it’s the fucking Vox Populi. Come on!

0:51:22 Brennan: And everyone heeds. Go ahead and make a Perception, or Persuasion with advantage.

0:51:26 Lou: Great. That's gonna be Persuasion. It's 21.

0:51:35 Brennan: Fuck yeah. Everyone's like got it. They just listen to your authority and begin to turn around and head for the roof. Peter, that's gonna be you.

0:51:41 Ally: Okay, I pick up Priya. Can I see if there's anything I can do to like help her? Or she's just fully down?

0:51:52 Brennan: She is unconscious and making death saving throws.

0:51:55 Ally: Can I help her?

0:51:56 Brennan: Yeah, you can make a Medicine check.

0:51:58 Ally: Cool.

0:52:00 Siobhan: Don't you have Cure Wounds?

0:52:00 Ally: No. My medicine check is 7.

0:52:07 Brennan: Cool, you jam some fingers into, like CPR, but you're also like holding her. It does not work.

0:52:10 Ally: I don't touch her mouth. Okay, great. Then, man, fuck you Infierno.

0:52:16 Zac: Get out of here.

0:52:18 Ally: I look at her and the demon next to her and I cast Fear.

0:52:22 Brennan: Dope as hell. That's gonna be, is that Wisdom from both of them? Can you double check that for me?

0:52:27 Ally: Actually, hold on, sorry. Fuck. Everything is a concentration spell. Everything I have. So then you would lose haste.

0:52:35 Emily: Aw. [Zac groans]

0:52:36 Ally: Is it really helping? 'Cause it's not giving you an extra attack, right?

0:52:39 Emily: Yeah, it is, it's giving him one extra attack.

0:52:40 Ally: Oh, it gave you one extra attack?

0:52:40 Zac: I just missed two attacks.

0:52:42 Ally: Oh yeah, I thought he was supposed to give you four and he only gave you three. Um, okay. [Lou laughs]

0:52:47 Emily: I think he's good.

0:52:49 Zac: It's gonna be helpful when I can move around. After I get rid of it and join everybody.

0:52:51 Brennan: You also do have, there are other spells, like you have Banishment, you have...

0:52:57 Ally: Which is concentration.

0:52:59 Brennan: Oh it is?

0:53:00 Ally: Everything I have is concentration except Sleep. So I'm gonna cast Sleep. [Emily laughs loudly]

0:53:05 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:53:06 Ally: Infierno and that demon next to her.

0:53:08 Emily: That'd be so awesome. I'd love to attack her while she's sleeping.

0:53:10 Brennan: What level spell slot are you gonna burn?

0:53:12 Ally: Oh, four. Wait, three.

0:53:16 Brennan: You burn three, cool.

0:53:17 Murph: It's an extra 2d8 for each level above first.

0:53:19 Ally: Yeah.

0:53:19 Brennan: So that's what you're gonna be, so you're gonna roll 9d8. Let's go ahead. [Emily cheering]

0:53:24 Ally: Thank you.

0:53:24 Murph: She has so much HP. But maybe you'll knock out the other guy.

0:53:26 Ally: Yeah.

0:53:27 Emily: Yeah, you may knock out the other guy.

0:53:28 Ally: All right.

0:53:29 Emily: Here, I've got one for you.

0:53:30 Ally: I need 4d8, right?

0:53:31 Brennan: Mm hmm.

0:53:32 Ally: Nice, okay.

0:53:33 Lou: Do you need more?

0:53:34 Ally: I got it, thanks. [rolls] Yeah. Okay, cool.

0:53:37 Murph: Oh, that's good.

0:53:39 Ally: 10, that's another 10.

0:53:41 Siobhan: [to the tune of “Shots”] Math, math, math, math, math, math.

0:53:43 Brennan: That's 34.

0:53:45 Ally: So that's 34, 36, 41.

0:53:49 Brennan: 41 points. You actually need one more d8 in there.

0:53:54 Murph: Ah yeah you only have… [grabs a d8] There.

0:53:55 Ally: Oh nice. So, 7.

0:53:59 Brennan: So that went from 48 to, is that 55?

0:54:02 Murph: Yeah.

0:54:02 Brennan: Oh yeah. Our boy here who's just knocked prone goes,

0:54:08 Art Devil: Ha, this dog is such a... [whistling woosh]

0:54:10 Brennan: Sand rips out of your hand and he is fully asleep. This is the most injured demon you've been working on Ricky, falls asleep.

0:54:18 Ally: And he's the only one? An untouched—

0:54:20 Brennan: No one else gets touched.

0:54:22 Ally: Which one of these are yours? These two?

0:54:26 Brennan: But our boy, the unicorn-horned demon, is slumbering. So that's your extra, are you gonna move at all or no?

0:54:35 Zac: Can you carry Priya up to the roof?

0:54:37 Ally: Yeah, I'll start carrying Priya up to the roof.

0:54:41 Brennan: Dope. You rush through here. You carry Priya. You probably can't make it through all these people. Give me an Athletics check to like jump over and make your way through but there will be some.

0:54:53 Ally: Okay, yeah. Athletics, 14.

0:54:54 Brennan: Cool. You leap and run through this crowd as people over here. Tell me how far, you're just trying to get as far as you can?

0:55:01 Ally: Yeah, yeah.

0:55:01 Brennan: Cool. One, two, three. I'm gonna say you can get all the way to about here.

0:55:07 Ally: Okay, cool.

0:55:08 Brennan: 'Cause all like crazy difficult terrain. As you're carrying Priya. But they are gonna get some attacks of opportunity on you as you do that.

0:55:19 Ally: Cool. The one, the one right there?

0:55:22 Brennan: That one dragon lady's gonna get an attack of opportunity on you and nails you for—

0:55:26 Ally: Oh, I cast Shield again.

0:55:29 Brennan: Okay. Still actually hit.

0:55:32 Ally: Okay. With the DC...?

0:55:34 Brennan: With an AC of 20.

0:55:36 Ally: 20, yeah.

0:55:37 Zac: You still have Shield of Faith?

0:55:37 Brennan: Yeah, it still hits. [Murph groans]

0:55:39 Brennan: That's going to be 8 damage to Pete.

0:55:42 Ally: Cool.

0:55:44 Brennan: And I'm gonna need a concentration check. I'm gonna need the Constitution saving throw.

0:55:46 Ally: Aw, yeah, no worry. 17, plus, yah, yah.

0:55:48 Brennan: Hell yes. Your Haste is still there. You rush through. [imitates footsteps stomping]

0:55:54 Brennan: That's going to now be these.

0:55:58 Ally: I'm at 15.

0:55:59 Lou: 15?

0:55:59 Brennan: Bystanders. These guys rush over here. [screams] And they leap. Yeah. Let's roll for their leap.

0:56:08 Murph: Oh no.

0:56:10 Brennan: Successful.

0:56:11 All: Yay. [cheers and clapping]

0:56:12 Brennan: They land over here in the alley with the horrifying bugs. [Ally and Siobhan laugh]

0:56:16 Kugrash: Good job, you weird fucking pretentious spider. [Siobhan chuckles]

0:56:19 Spider: The bounciness of the web is a secret that I shall never tell!

0:56:25 Misty: We don't need to know it.

0:56:26 Pete: It's butt related. We all know it's butt related.

0:56:29 Sofia: Yeah, I feel like it's not a secret if no one wants to know.

0:56:31 Misty: Yeah.

0:56:33 Brennan: These guys come charging up the stairs over here. There you go. These guys can't move past the demons. They are like trapped over here screaming. These guys rush through the flame and are like trapped in between,

0:56:46 Lou: No.

0:56:48 Brennan: Flames over here.

0:56:48 Lou: Oh, come on. [chuckles]

0:56:50 Brennan: These guys are like rushing over this way to get away from the steps.

0:56:54 Ally: What's that big guy? Is that an art piece or is that a person?

0:56:58 Brennan: Make a little like… You were on the steps.

0:57:02 Ally: 12.

0:57:03 Brennan: Give me actually, put that into Arcana.

0:57:05 Ally: Okay.

0:57:06 Emily: Yeah.

0:57:07 Ally: Yeah, uh, 16.

0:57:08 Brennan: 16. You look down as you're fleeing the staircase. There's something magical about that statue down there. [mysterious music]

0:57:16 Ally: Okay cool.

0:57:17 Siobhan: Is it Willy?

0:57:18 Lou: It's not Willy.

0:57:19 Brennan: Ah.

0:57:20 Lou: It is Willy?

0:57:21 Brennan: That's Willy.

0:57:22 Lou: Absolutely, okay, great.

0:57:23 Misty: East Williamsburg. Real deep east.

0:57:26 Brennan: So you flee, rush over there. I don't think there's anymore. Yeah, these guys are like trapped over here as well. As the fire spreads, that's going to go back and be Sofia.

0:57:37 Emily: Okay, I want to down one of these floaters. One of these red Solo cup floaters.

0:57:43 Brennan: Cool.

0:57:43 Emily: And then I'm gonna take my movement to get, I'm assuming that since I'm such a wily little New Yorker monk, I can just squeeze through everyone.

0:57:53 Brennan: You've trained with Jackson in this exact talent.

0:57:56 Emily: Yeah. And then I'm gonna use Step of the Wind and that basically gives me my movement to get here. But I'd like to for flavor, say that I jump. 'Cause it also doubles my jump.

0:58:05 Brennan: Hell yes.

0:58:07 Emily: So I'd like to from the top of the stairs, just deny the stairs the pleasure of my feet and just jump on top of Isabella Infierno. [Brennan chuckles]

0:58:14 Lou: Do you have battle jump or anything like that?

0:58:16 Emily: Nah.

0:58:17 Brennan: You—

0:58:17 Murph: Oh, is she down there?

0:58:18 Brennan: She's down there. You leap past Kingston in the midst of his Spiritual Guardians, no sweat.

0:58:24 Emily: Okay, and then I'm just gonna attack her.

0:58:26 Brennan: Cool, great.

0:58:27 Emily: Because I used Step of the Wind. Does a 16 or 17 hit?

0:58:33 Brennan: Neither a 16 nor 17 hit.

0:58:33 Emily: All right. Go again. That doesn't hit. All right, well, I showed up.

0:58:39 Brennan: [laughs] [imitates punching] Yeah, you swing wildly for Isabella. That's going to be Isabella's turn.

0:58:50 Lou: Wisdom saving throw please.

0:58:52 Brennan: Yes. Go ahead and roll damage.

0:58:59 Lou: Uh, 6, 7, 8.

0:59:01 Murph: That's amazing.

0:59:03 Ally: Fuck yeah.

0:59:03 Lou: That's 22, 23. Why can't I...

0:59:07 Siobhan: 21?

0:59:07 Lou: 21, is that what it is?

0:59:08 Brennan: 21?

0:59:09 Lou: No, it's not.

0:59:09 Siobhan: 15 plus 13?

0:59:10 Lou: It's 22.

0:59:10 Zac: 21.

0:59:11 Brennan: 21, it's 21. Six, seven and eight is the same as three sevens, right?

0:59:15 Lou: Math is not my thing.

0:59:17 Brennan: You see that, yeah, your New Yorkers surround Isabella... [imitates fighting]

0:59:21 Brennan: Raining blows. [imitates hitting]

0:59:23 Brennan: She looks, you guys, are dealing damage to her. She is going to focus just on Sofia.

0:59:32 Sofia: Bring it on.

0:59:33 Emily: I'm gonna real quick Shield and my armor class is 24.

0:59:39 Brennan: [laughs] Hell yeah.

0:59:40 Siobhan: Good luck, bitch.

0:59:43 Emily: I kind of want to get fucked up.

0:59:44 Ally: No, but if she misses.

0:59:46 Emily: Then I can.

0:59:47 Ally: That demon is right next to her.

0:59:48 Murph: Everybody is going to get fucked up in this fight. We haven't done anything yet.

0:59:50 Ally: Yah.

0:59:52 Murph: I wouldn't take damage on purpose.

0:59:54 Brennan: On her first hit, she deals you.

0:59:58 Emily: She gets past 24 AC?

1:00:00 Brennan: She does.

1:00:00 Emily: Fuck me.

1:00:02 Brennan: She deals you 23 points of damage.

1:00:06 Siobhan: How you doing?

1:00:07 Emily: I'm fine. I want to get down anyways.

1:00:10 Brennan: She hits you again for another 13. I'm going to need from you, a Constitution saving throw.

1:00:22 Emily: Okay. 15 [dramatic music]

1:00:25 Zac: Are you with the, nevermind.

1:00:28 Brennan: You are...

1:00:28 Zac: How close are you to me?

1:00:29 Brennan: Is the range 10 or 30?

1:00:31 Zac: It's just 10.

1:00:32 Brennan: 10, you are not within...

1:00:34 Emily: Okay, I have 15.

1:00:36 Brennan: You feel her rupture something inside of you. With some ki powered attack.

1:00:41 Sofia: She's a fucking monk too? You bitch. Probably more powerful than me.

1:00:47 Brennan: That is Isabella's.

1:00:47 Misty: Don't even say it. Don't you fucking say it, you're more powerful than her.

1:00:52 Ally: Can I, I know it's not my turn, can I roll insight to see which plane Isabella is from? And if it's Earth.

1:00:55 Brennan: Oh, she's from hell. [Murph chuckles]

1:00:58 Brennan: She's fully from hell.

1:00:59 Ally: Great.

1:01:00 Brennan: Isabella takes those attacks and then disappears. [chimes ringing]

1:01:05 Emily: No! Fuck me.

1:01:08 Brennan: Vanishes and Kug, you see her appear here on the roof.

1:01:13 Kugrash: She's up here, Sof.

1:01:15 Sofia: [calls up] Fuck me. [Lou laughs]

1:01:19 Brennan: That's Isabella's turn. Misty, at the beginning, wait, you healed Misty.

1:01:23 Siobhan: I got healed, yeah.

1:01:24 Brennan: You do not take any more damage from that wound.

1:01:25 Siobhan: Okay, great.

1:01:26 Zac: Oh yeah, if you get healed at all, it stops the rupture, right?

1:01:29 Siobhan: Yeah.

1:01:30 Brennan: Yeah, it stops the rupture. But, Misty, it's gonna be your turn.

1:01:31 Siobhan: Great, I would like to cast, can I cast Hypnotic Pattern in like, oh fuck, Isabella moved. Where'd she go?

1:01:41 Ally: On the roof.

1:01:42 Siobhan: The bitch is on the roof? God, I hate her.

1:01:44 Lou: Bitch is on the roof.

1:01:45 Emily: Feel free to Dimension Door is up there now.

1:01:48 Siobhan: Yeah, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna grab.

1:01:49 Murph: Nice.

1:01:50 Ally: Can you grab me and...?

1:01:51 Siobhan: No, I can only grab one person, I'm sorry. Um, I'm gonna grab Sofia by the arm. [Emily claps]

1:01:57 Emily: Yeah.

1:01:58 Misty: And we're gonna get this bitch together.

1:01:59 Sofia: Yeah, can't mess this up.

1:02:01 Siobhan: We dimension door up to here and I'm gonna attack her with my rapier. Can I do that? It's an action to do Dimension Door, so probably not, right?

1:02:08 Brennan: It's an action, yeah, you can't do that.

1:02:09 Siobhan: Fuck. In which case, [whoosh]

1:02:13 Siobhan: We get up there and I also say,

1:02:16 Misty: And Sofia, you look 20 years younger than her. 50 years younger. [Zac laughs loudly]

1:02:24 Sofia: Oh my god.

1:02:24 Siobhan: And I give her Bardic inspiration again.

1:02:25 Isabella: What the fuck?

1:02:26 Misty: You old bitch.

1:02:26 Isabella: That's not true.

1:02:27 Misty: You old bitch.

1:02:28 Isabella: I made my body from hell magic.

1:02:30 Misty: Old bitch.

1:02:30 Isabella: Fuck you, I'm an old bitch? You're the fuckin’ old bitch, you old ass bitch.

1:02:34 Misty: Come at me, you bitch. [Emily laughs]

1:02:36 Isabella: Dusty ass Broadway bullshit, fuck you.

1:02:38 Misty: I lived in New York for hundreds of fucking years, you think you can fucking come for me?

1:02:42 Isabella: Oh, bite my fucking ass.

1:02:42 Misty: Fuck you.

1:02:44 Emily: This is making Sofia tear up, oh my god.

1:02:46 Misty: You come for my friend?

1:02:48 Sofia: Misty's really going to bat for me. Oh my god.

1:02:51 Brennan: Incredible. So action, you Dimension Door. You do anything else that turn or no?

1:02:57 Siobhan: Uh, I mean, that's kind of all I can do. I think I will like, if I take a movement back from her, will she get an opportunity attack?

1:03:08 Brennan: No, you could, no, you could Dimension Door so that you're not standing right next to her.

1:03:11 Siobhan: Right, great, yeah, I would love to do that.

1:03:12 Brennan: Cool. And then, do you have bonus action or anything, or no?

1:03:18 Siobhan: I mean, I bonus actioned...

1:03:19 Brennan: Yes, give the Bardic inspiration, cool.

1:03:21 Siobhan: The Bardic Inspiration and I can't do two spells.

1:03:24 Emily: Should we worry? Should we put Misty somewhere that's not one thing away from fire?

1:03:27 Siobhan: Yeah.

1:03:28 Brennan: Yeah, you put her over by the toilet. Put it there.

1:03:30 Siobhan: Yeah, stick me in the toilet. [everyone chuckles]

1:03:32 Brennan: Great, that's going to be Kugrash and his bugs.

1:03:36 Murph: All right.

1:03:37 Lou: Kugrash and his bugs.

1:03:38 Murph: Let's see, so I'm guessing that the spider webs are not going to be able to save everyone unless I have the spiders like continually work on the web, right?

1:03:49 Brennan: Correct.

1:03:50 Murph: I can't have them just ditch it, cool.

1:03:51 Kugrash: Spiders, keep doing your thing out of your ass.

1:03:55 Spider: Ooh! [a little too interested] Long have I awaited that command, my King.

1:03:58 Zac: Can you summon more rats?

1:03:59 Murph: I can. How are you looking?

1:04:03 Emily: I'm fine.

1:04:03 Murph: You're fine.

1:04:05 Zac: She's ruptured.

1:04:05 Emily: I mean, I'm gonna rupture, something’s gonna rupture inside of me but I don't mind getting low 'cause it makes me do more damage.

1:04:13 Murph: I think me summoning rats right now isn't a great idea because people are bamfing all over the place and my rats are just gonna die in the fire.

1:04:19 Lou: What are they doing? Bamfing?

1:04:20 Emily: Like going, like Misty Stepping.

1:04:20 Murph: So I am going to… Do you have enough HP though that Cure Wounds would actually help you?

1:04:25 Emily: I've got a 21, but I need to be at half HP to get an extra radiant damage.

1:04:31 Murph: Okay, so I'll leave you not healed. How are you?

1:04:33 Emily: Unless you want to or something.

1:04:35 Siobhan: I'm fine, bring the rats.

1:04:36 Murph: Okay, yeah, okay, then I will use my crown to summon rats.

1:04:42 Brennan: Where do you summon them?

1:04:42 Murph: Where do I summon them? I guess around Infierno here.

1:04:46 Emily: Will you make sure to tell the rats my intimate backstory with Isabella Infierno? [royal rat music]

1:04:52 Kugrash: So basically, Sofie was with Dale, thought that he left her, did it, this lady, not a nice lady. Killed Dale.

1:05:00 Misty: Not nice at all.

1:05:02 Sofia: Yeah.

1:05:02 Rats: The king has proclaimed this homewrecker a traitor!

1:05:08 Kugrash: And then I'm going to summon the spiciest pigeon. [arms up in the air] [Brennan laughs]

1:05:16 Emily: Whoa.

1:05:17 Kugrash: That I can think of.

1:05:21 Siobhan: Perry!

1:05:21 Murph: My spirit totem of the hawk which lets me use my reaction to give people advantage on attacks. [cheers]

1:05:29 Murph: I'm gonna let you hit this lady.

1:05:30 Sofia: Thank you, God.

1:05:31 Murph: So, yeah.

1:05:33 Sofia: Or rather, thank you, Nod.

1:05:34 Brennan: All these fucking gross creatures appear. There's bugs working down here. There's a fucking pigeon. There's rats. [cooing noises]

1:05:41 Perry the Pigeon: Hi, Kugrash.

1:05:41 Kingston: Hey, Perry, good to see you, bud.

1:05:43 Ally: Perry's just body-rolling.

1:05:47 Perry the Pigeon: God, you look great. You really look great. The crown suits you.

1:05:50 Kugrash: You look good too, man.

1:05:51 Brennan: [chuckles] Go ahead and roll attacks for your...

1:05:54 Zac: It's like a Dreamworks movie.

1:05:55 Murph: My rats.

1:05:56 Brennan: For your rats, do they all have advantage too?

1:05:58 Murph: They don't. I can use a reaction to give one person advantage.

1:06:01 Brennan: Gotcha, cool, cool, cool. Gotcha.

1:06:03 Murph: Cool, so do three.

1:06:03 Ally: Do you need another 20?

1:06:06 Murph: I think these guys only have plus… Okay, one guy got 16. The other guys, I'm gonna guess probably didn't hit.

1:06:14 Brennan: 16 does not hit.

1:06:16 Murph: God dammit. Okay, none of them hit. Shouldn't have sent these rats.

1:06:18 Rats: [squeals] She's very good at fighting. We find that this is hard. [Emily guffaws]

1:06:22 Kugrash: I get it.

1:06:25 Brennan: Incredible.

1:06:26 Emily: Is she impossible to be hit? No, 'cause your Spirit Guardians, right? Yeah.

1:06:28 Siobhan: Yah

1:06:29 Murph: I'm also gonna use some movement. I don't like that we're all so close to each other. I'm gonna get over by this couch if that's cool.

1:06:35 Sofia: Ooh, Kug, kick your feet up, huh?

1:06:38 Kugrash: Yeah, I take it.

1:06:39 Kingston: Kug's taking this flight off.

1:06:41 Kugrash: I take a quick nap.

1:06:42 Ally: Oh, has this water tower been putting out more flames up here?

1:06:46 Brennan: Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and take this one and this one away up here. [water running]

1:06:52 Brennan: As the water tower continues, I'm gonna take this one away.

1:06:55 Kugrash: I did something, Ricky. [Emily laughs]

1:06:56 Ricky: Awesome.

1:06:58 Brennan: That's going to be these devils here.

1:07:02 Zac: He can't move, right?

1:07:04 Lou: Wisdom.

1:07:04 Brennan: He can't move but you just say that this guy here.

1:07:07 Lou: Makes a Wisdom saving throw. They take either a four damage or two damage depending on if they succeeded.

1:07:17 Murph: Ooh, good one. [chuckles]

1:07:19 Lou: Ba-ba-bum.

1:07:21 Ally: Remember that one that was 21. Remember that?

1:07:22 Lou: Remember that 21?

1:07:24 Ally: That was cool. That was cool.

1:07:26 Brennan: Some low rolls today.

1:07:27 Murph: Spirit Guardians just flicking their ears.

1:07:30 Lou: Ow. [Emily laughs loudly]

1:07:32 Murph: Stop.

1:07:33 Brennan: This guy rushes over here. And then Peggy actually leaps.

1:07:39 Zac: I thought she couldn't move?

1:07:40 Brennan: Oh, 'cause you hit her with a Sentinel? But it's a new turn for her.

1:07:45 Zac: Is this? Okay.

1:07:47 Brennan: This is new on her turn. So your Sentinel prevented her from moving on the last turn but she wasn't trying to move on her last turn when she was attacking.

1:07:53 Zac: Oh, okay.

1:07:54 Brennan: Now it's her new turn and she's trying to attack but she goes over and uses her whole action just to wake up this guy over here.

1:08:02 Zac: Do I get to attack her 'cause she moved next to me?

1:08:06 Brennan: Is that how a Sentinel works? Gives something? No, she never leaves your threatened area is the only thing. So she doesn't trigger an attack of opportunity. And then he's going to actually take some swings at Ox.

1:08:18 Zac: Oh but when he attacks Ox, I get to attack.

1:08:21 Brennan: Oh yes, that is correct.

1:08:22 Murph: Oh, dope.

1:08:23 Brennan: Yes, yes, yes.

1:08:24 Zac: Cool. 20, not nat.

1:08:28 Brennan: 20 hits.

1:08:32 Zac: I hit him for 12.

1:08:33 Brennan: Hell yeah. [imitates a punching noise] He's looking fucked up. He's going to turn to attack Ox. What's Ox's AC?

1:08:42 Zac: 13.

1:08:43 Brennan: 13, huh?

1:08:44 Ally: With Haste?

1:08:46 Zac: Oh, 15.

1:08:46 Ally: Plus 2.

1:08:48 Brennan: Ooh, okay. This guy attacks Ox. He first deals Ox 9 points of damage.

1:08:59 Zac: Okay. He only has 11 health, so.

1:09:02 Siobhan: Fuck.

1:09:04 Brennan: He stands up, says,

1:09:07 Art Devil: This your dog? Dalmatian?

1:09:09 Ricky: Yeah, why?

1:09:10 Art Devil: So pedestrian. You're sort of a basic bitch aren't you?

1:09:13 Ricky: How is that pedestrian?

1:09:14 Brennan: [imitates whooshing] He incinerates Ox.

1:09:18 Ricky: Ah. [Emily gasps]

1:09:20 Siobhan: I go into a rage. [whoosh]

1:09:24 Brennan: Ox looks to you and says,

1:09:26 Ox: I'm sorry, Ricky. Don't worry, I can't ever die. Brennan looks directly into the camera on “I can’t ever die”, and addresses his next words to the camera as well:

1:09:30 Brennan: The dog's fine. And [suctioning sound] disbands into light.

1:09:37 Zac: Okay.

1:09:38 Brennan: And that's going to be, that's those guys going there and then these guys are gonna take some swings on Kingston. Kingston, your armor class is 18. [dramatic music]

1:09:55 Brennan: You take 25 points of damage from them slashing at you. And then, take another two attack. And each come at you with this fire, [imitates fire whooshing] that swirls around you and does not touch you. [fire crackling]

1:10:21 Lou: Yeah, yeah that feels right. [fire whooshing]

1:10:27 Brennan: As it roars everywhere around you, that's going to and then that's the devils... [whoosh]

1:10:45 Lou: Yikes. [whoosh]

1:10:51 Brennan: These guys are partially surrounded by flame. [imitates fire crackling]

1:11:00 Emily: Hey, do you know if Willy is cool with fire? [laughs]

1:11:04 Lou: I mean and this is all up.

1:11:04 Zac: Can you scream to Willy?

1:11:06 Lou: I can't Scry.

1:11:08 Zac: But can you yell?

1:11:09 Lou: My plan is to just go get his attention.

1:11:12 Murph: Something's got to be wrong with Willy if he's standing there.

1:11:13 Lou: I mean that's the problem.

1:11:16 Emily: Oh my god. I wonder if they're like using his energy somehow?

1:11:21 Brennan: That's going to be, Ricky, that's going to be you.

1:11:27 Zac: I see that he just destroyed my beautiful light Dalmatian. [Emily laughs]

1:11:32 Zac: And I'm just going to attack.

1:11:36 Brennan: Cool.

1:11:37 Zac: Well, if I Turn the Unholy, they'll just be running around spreading fire everywhere, right? [Murph laughs]

1:11:44 Zac: Okay, I'm just going to attack.

1:11:45 Murph: You can also use Divine Smite multiple times in a turn.

1:11:47 Zac: Okay, yeah, I might do that.

1:11:49 Ally: Yeah, 'cause then you have three Divine Smites.

1:11:49 Murph: We gotta kill some dudes.

1:11:51 Ally: Yeah, yeah.

1:11:53 Zac: Okay, does a 17 hit?

1:11:58 Brennan: 17 does not hit.

1:11:58 Lou: Fuck.

1:12:00 Zac: Does a 15 hit?

1:12:01 Brennan: 15 does not hit.

1:12:02 Zac: Yes, 15 plus eight so 23.

1:12:06 Brennan: That definitely hits, yes.

1:12:07 Zac: Okay, so I'll do on that one, then I'll just roll my third attack. Okay, 20.

1:12:16 Brennan: 20 hits.

1:12:17 Zac: Okay, so I'm going to do a second level Divine Smite.

1:12:20 Brennan: So you're doing a second level?

1:12:21 Zac: I'll do a first, should I just see my damage and then can I do it?

1:12:26 Brennan: I think before you roll damage you should do it. You know whether you've hit so you should announce what level spell you're using to smite now.

1:12:31 Zac: Since I've hit twice, I'll do just a first level on the first attack.

1:12:36 Brennan: Cool and that first level's going to be 3d8. So you're going to roll 4d8, plus your modifier.

1:12:42 Zac: So that's 14.

1:12:42 Emily: Ooh.

1:12:45 Zac: 19 plus 7, 26 on the first attack [Emily cheers]

1:12:51 Zac: On the guy who's very hurt.

1:12:52 Brennan: Ooh, he's looking extremely bad.

1:12:52 Zac: Ah fuck!

1:12:54 Emily: Jesus, they are so fucking strong!

1:12:56 Lou: He's looking extremely hurt with more than 26 life right now?

1:13:00 Zac: All right, then I'm just going to regular attack him just to hopefully save my divine smites for the next guy. And that would be 1d8 plus 7. 8?

1:13:13 Brennan: He looks at you and goes,

1:13:17 Art Devil: Oh so, what it's a problem to come here and heat things up a little bit? What's wrong with a little fire?

1:13:22 Ricky: Everything.

1:13:24 Brennan: [grunting loudly] Boom! Bury the axe in his head and in a burst of flame he vanishes. [imitates explosion]

1:13:34 Siobhan: Well, we killed one of them.

1:13:37 Emily: Wow, it only took us [laughs] many rounds.

1:13:42 Ally: Fuck.

1:13:43 Brennan: That's Ricky. Are you taking a movement or any bonus action stuff that turn?

1:13:46 Zac: Um.

1:13:47 Brennan: You used all three attacks, right?

1:13:48 Zac: Yeah.

1:13:49 Brennan: Kingston, that's gonna be you.

1:13:50 Lou: Great. How bad are you, Pete?

1:13:53 Ally: 15.

1:13:54 Lou: 15.

1:13:54 Zac: Is there like any area heals that you have?

1:13:58 Lou: Yeah, I have Mass Healing word.

1:13:59 Zac: 'Cause that maybe will bring Priya up.

1:14:03 Lou: Yeah.

1:14:03 Siobhan: I think that'd be great.

1:14:04 Zac: And that guy that was hurt next to her.

1:14:06 Lou: That feels good. Yeah, I'll cast Mass Healing word. [spiritual music]

1:14:11 Ally: [whispers] Yes, thank you.

1:14:12 Lou: So everyone is going to get [sighs] 9 HP.

1:14:17 Ally: Great.

1:14:17 Emily: Ooh.

1:14:18 Brennan: How many people is that that you can--

1:14:19 Lou: I can give that to six so Priya, Pete.

1:14:23 Siobhan: You should heal...

1:14:24 Emily: We're on the roof.

1:14:25 Brennan: You're on the roof so you can't hit Misty, Kug or Sofia.

1:14:27 Siobhan: You can't heal me, you can't.

1:14:30 Lou: Oh, so yeah, Priya, Pete, Ricky.

1:14:34 Ally: Person who fell.

1:14:35 Lou: And that guy—

1:14:36 Ally: Can you give any to, oh, you can't see him.

1:14:38 Lou: Those people who are partially engulfed in flame.

1:14:42 Brennan: Cool, yeah, you can give it to all those people.

1:14:44 Lou: Great.

1:14:44 Brennan: And you did 9?

1:14:45 Lou: Yeah.

1:14:46 Brennan: Cool. Rad.

1:14:49 Lou: And then can I use my action to disengage from these two and run for the stairs?

1:14:56 Brennan: Yes, you can.

1:14:57 Zac: Upstairs or downstairs?

1:14:59 Lou: Downstairs.

1:14:59 Brennan: Disengage downstairs.

1:14:59 Zac: Oh nice.

1:15:01 Brennan: You rush past them so that's going to be difficult terrain, your movement’s 30, right?

1:15:04 Lou: Yep.

1:15:05 Brennan: You're gonna go 10, 15, cool. You make it to the top of the stairs.

1:15:09 Kingston: Willy! Willy is that you?

1:15:13 Brennan: You see Willy down there. Frozen. Something magical happened to him.

1:15:19 Lou: Great.

1:15:19 Emily: Oh no.

1:15:19 Brennan: Awesome and your Spirit Guardians disappear along with you.

1:15:28 Zac: Do they hit the guy?

1:15:28 Brennan: It's only when they enter or start their turn.

1:15:32 Lou: Also, I should have made a concentration saving.

1:15:33 Brennan: Yeah, go ahead and give that concentration.

1:15:36 Lou: Oh, [sighs in relief] 19.

1:15:38 Brennan: Hell yeah.

1:15:38 Lou: Jesus Christ, that was almost— that was on a 5 for like a true, like three or four milliseconds.

1:15:45 Brennan: But hell yeah, you make your way all the way there. To the top of the stairs and that's going to be, so that's Kingston's turn.

1:15:56 Lou: [chuckles] I don't like this combat at all.

1:15:59 Emily: I don't either. [Lou groans]

1:16:00 Brennan: Pete, my man, that's gonna be you.

1:16:03 Ally: Okay, cool. 'Cause Priya's awake now, right?

1:16:07 Brennan: Yeah, Priya,

1:16:11 Priya: [gasping] Peter, you're carrying me.

1:16:12 Pete: Yeah, um, we don't have time for this. I need you to yell to all your friends so that we can brush past them and run up to the roof really quick.

1:16:20 Priya: Everyone, please give us space to create something.

1:16:24 Pete: My god.

1:16:26 Ally: We run and get up to the top of the roof.

1:16:28 Brennan: Cool, that's five, ten, fifteen, twenty movement gets you up to the top.

1:16:32 Ally: Ricky, I'm sorry, I'm going to end your concentration. I cast Banishment on Infierno and send her to hell.

1:16:38 Brennan: Okay, she's going to make a saving throw.

1:16:40 Ally: Yeah, a Charisma saving throw. [dramatic music]

1:16:44 Brennan: As a devil she gets advantage against magical spells. This is going to be a Box of Doom roll for sure. [Murph groans]

1:16:50 Lou: Yaga yaga yaga.

1:16:51 Murph: What does she have to beat?

1:16:51 Ally: I don't know.

1:16:53 Siobhan: And I have my d8 Cutting Words ready. [Emily chuckles] [Brennan laughs]

1:16:57 Murph: 16, that's pretty good.

1:16:58 Ally: 16, she has to beat 16 and she has advantage.

1:17:01 Zac: And you're gonna, you can do that?

1:17:03 Lou: You're gonna cut.

1:17:04 Ally: I'm going to do Bend Luck.

1:17:04 Siobhan: [to Lou] Yeah, it's a reaction.

1:17:06 Ally: And use two sorcery points to take a D4 away from whatever.

1:17:09 Brennan: Can you do that as bend luck? Can you do that on your action or is that a reaction?

1:17:13 Ally: Oh it's um...

1:17:14 Emily: If you banish her to hell is she just gonna be happy to be there?

1:17:15 Lou: How long is that. Does Banishment end?

1:17:17 Emily: Is that like banishing someone to their home?

1:17:19 Ally: Any creature you see making an attack roll and ability check or a saving throw, you can use your reaction to spend two sources. So it is a reaction.

1:17:28 Brennan: It is a reaction. Ya know, I think, can you use your reaction on your turn?

1:17:32 Emily: Yeah.

1:17:32 Brennan: I'll allow you to use reaction on your turn if you want to use Bend Luck to do this.

1:17:36 Ally: Cool.

1:17:37 Brennan: So Cutting Words and Bend Luck are ready to go.

1:17:38 Ally: So she's gone as long as my concentration lasts.

1:17:42 Lou: Yes.

1:17:43 Siobhan: Yeah, so you can control that.

1:17:44 Ally: But if it's interrupted, she comes right back?

1:17:45 Lou: Yes.

1:17:46 Ally: But if it's not interrupted, she doesn't return?

1:17:48 Emily: Yeah.

1:17:49 Murph: Oh, so for the full minute, got it. Okay, so we can kind of make the choice after awhile.

1:17:54 Siobhan: Okay.

1:17:54 Murph: Or you can make the choice.

1:17:55 Ally: Mm hm, totally.

1:17:56 Lou: Wait, so will she stay there permanently?

1:17:58 Murph: After a minute she stays there, I think, permanently was it? Your intent to... [mumbles]

1:18:04 Siobhan: Oh, if you can keep her away for the minute, she stays there permanently.

1:18:06 Ally: And so this is the second one where she is from another plane

1:18:08 Murph: If the spell ends before one minute has past, target reappears, otherwise the target doesn't return.

1:18:12 Lou: Wow.

1:18:12 Brennan: Cool.

1:18:14 Murph: A minute is almost 10 rounds of combat or like, yeah.

1:18:17 Brennan: Right, it's almost totally your guys' call, right? Like if you can get out of harm's way, you can choose to keep her there or you just end the spell prematurely and bring her back, whatever works for you guys.

1:18:25 Murph: I like the idea of having her gone, and then just bring her back.

1:18:29 Emily: Yeah.

1:18:29 Lou: Like all of us in a circle.

1:18:31 Emily: In a circle.

1:18:31 Ally: She returns to the exact point that she was at, so we can all just be encircled.

1:18:35 Emily: And then you're just like [imitates popping]

1:18:37 Murph: Just preparing reactions.

1:18:38 Ally: It makes a pop sound.

1:18:39 Brennan: Isabella gets a plus 7 to this roll. On a 9 or higher, she succeeds. However, Bend Luck and Cutting Words are both happening which are going to subtract from whatever the higher of these rolls are. Let's go ahead.

1:18:55 Siobhan: Do you want to throw these on as well?

1:18:57 Brennan: I think you do. I'll throw these first. Let's do it ultra dramatics. I'm going to let you know what her highest roll is.

1:19:02 Siobhan: [whispers] Fuck.

1:19:03 Emily: Maybe it won't even.

1:19:04 Brennan: 17 plus 7 is 24. To get that under a 16, you need to subtract 9.

1:19:08 Ally: 9.

1:19:11 Brennan: From the roll.

1:19:12 Ally: And what's our possible? A d4 and a d8.

1:19:15 Siobhan: So it's possible.

1:19:17 Lou: You have to subtract 9.

1:19:19 Brennan: You have to subtract 9 from this roll.

1:19:20 Ally: Yah, at least.

1:19:21 Zac: Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

1:19:23 Ally: 4.

1:19:26 Brennan: And 1.

1:19:28 Siobhan: 1, no! [everyone yells and groans]

1:19:30 Lou: This is not! Our! Day!

1:19:32 Ally: Wait, can I do, oh no, nevermind. Damn!

1:19:36 Siobhan: Fuck.

1:19:37 Brennan: Woo,

1:19:37 Lou: Well.

1:19:39 Siobhan: I have one more Bardic Inspiration to give out.

1:19:41 Brennan: Pete and Misty both do like a fucking Ghostbusters. [imitates electrical explosion]

1:19:48 Brennan: She says,

1:19:48 Isabella: You fucking bitches. I'm not going anywhere.

1:19:53 Brennan: And infernal runes surround her.

1:19:55 Isabella: I fucking stole Santa's list. I got that fat fuck off his fucking sled. I am [crying] going to marry Robert Moses.

1:20:04 Sofia: Oh my god.

1:20:06 Misty: What are you, fucking James Bond villain?

1:20:07 Pete: What?

1:20:08 Sofia: Who you wanna marry?

1:20:08 Misty: You just fucking telling us your entire plan, you idiot.

1:20:10 Sofia: Oh my god.

1:20:11 Pete: I'm kinda glad I didn't send her to Hell.

1:20:13 Sofia: Yeah.

1:20:13 Pete: We got a lot of great info.

1:20:14 Brennan: Incredible. So, that's Pete's turn. But Priya is off here to the side, as well, out of harm's way. That's Pete. I'm going to need a wild magic roll.

1:20:26 Ally: Oh yeah. Oh, I didn't do one last time either.

1:20:29 Brennan: Give me one for last time as well.

1:20:30 Ally: 19. 3.

1:20:32 Brennan: 3 for last, rounds over at two, so that's no surge yet.

1:20:34 Ally: Ooh.

1:20:34 Murph: Shit.

1:20:36 Brennan: These guys run and go. These guys [yells] leap off.

1:20:43 Spider: Welcome to the limelight. I'm a big bad boy.

1:20:47 Ally: Is it just a spider?

1:20:47 Siobhan: He can't hear the spider's language, right? 'Cause only my friend can speak spider.

1:20:50 Brennan: No they just kind of [imitates spider eating].

1:20:51 Ally: Did the spider put a little Beats speaker in the web so it's its own little party? Like it's a host?

1:21:00 Emily: I would bet it's like a sticky slide so it's just a really slow screeching sound.

1:21:05 Murph: The brutal reality prop of it is probably that they're just thick spider webs, people are falling like 30 feet, [Siobhan laughs]

1:21:10 Murph: Hitting the web, slowing down a little bit, and then falling 15 feet, like rolling their ankles. So hurt.

1:21:15 Siobhan: Like being caught in marshmallow.

1:21:16 Brennan: These guys go unconscious down here because of the smoke. [slow medieval music]

1:21:20 Siobhan: Oh shit.

1:21:21 Brennan: These guys rush over here, coughing horribly.

1:21:23 Zac: This is the only way out?

1:21:25 Brennan: That's the front door, that's the only way out, right there. Then these guys are still pinned in by demons. As are these guys. These guys make a rush through the fire to try and get out. Let's roll a Dex save for them. You see that one of them falls to the flames.

1:21:45 Emily: No matter what, there's a lot of innocent casualties on her hands.

1:21:48 Zac: Whoa.

1:21:49 Ally: Yeah, fuck.

1:21:49 Siobhan: Yeah, truly.

1:21:50 Emily: It was on the fucking dice.

1:21:51 Ally: We have like the best..

1:21:52 Emily: The dice have… We've been in...

1:21:54 Lou: Not if I can help it.

1:21:55 Murph: We've been saving a lot of people.

1:21:57 Emily: Yeah.

1:21:57 Murph: Fucking big ass fourth level spells are getting these people out of here.

1:22:01 Emily: Yeah.

1:22:01 Brennan: Sofia, that's gonna be your turn.

1:22:03 Emily: All right.

1:22:04 Brennan: At the beginning of your turn, you're injured. You didn't get healed last turn, right?

1:22:07 Emily: No.

1:22:08 Brennan: At the beginning of your turn, you take 7 points of damage.

1:22:12 Emily: Okay.

1:22:12 Zac: That's pretty low.

1:22:15 Emily: It's fine.

1:22:16 Brennan: I'm also going to need another Constitution saving throw.

1:22:18 Emily: Another Constitution saving throw. Mm, that's not going to save unless a 7 saves.

1:22:24 Brennan: A 7 does not save.

1:22:26 Zac: It's not at 10 feet [laughs].

1:22:27 Brennan: No.

1:22:28 Zac: Okay.

1:22:29 Lou: Hey, I am now.

1:22:30 Brennan: More smoke goes into your lungs. Your speed is halved.

1:22:34 Emily: That's fine, I’m not, I don’t need to go anywhere right now. [Brennan laughs]

1:22:39 Emily: Okay, hold on, how do I do math? Oh, 14, okay.

1:22:42 Siobhan: Don't you have?

1:22:43 Murph: Do you have like a super powerful attack? 'Cause I got that spicy pigeon. Perry's spicy as hell right now.

1:22:47 Emily: Wait, what did you say? What does he do?

1:22:48 Murph: I can give you advantage on an attack.

1:22:50 Emily: Yeah, you gave me advantage, yeah.

1:22:51 Murph: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:22:52 Emily: So I'm gonna do that.

1:22:53 Murph: So I'm saying if there's like a--

1:22:54 Brennan: On one attack.

1:22:55 Emily: I'm 100% going to attack.

1:22:56 Murph: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:22:57 Emily: Oh, I don't have any like--

1:22:58 Murph: I'm just wondering if there's like a powerful thing. Cool.

1:23:00 Emily: No.

1:23:01 Murph: Regular attack then.

1:23:03 Brennan: Nat 20.

1:23:04 Murph: Yes. [everyone cheering]

1:23:05 Kugrash: Yes, Perry, good job, buddy.

1:23:07 Siobhan: Spicy.

1:23:08 Perry the Pigeon: Hi, Sofia. We believe in you.

1:23:10 Brennan: You see that with all the rats and pigeons and shit, La Gran Gata shows up perched on this little spire up there.

1:23:15 Emily: Fucking finally.

1:23:16 La Gran Gata: I knew you could do it. I believe in you.

1:23:18 Kugrash: This is my kind of party.

1:23:20 Zac: So do you get double the...

1:23:20 Emily: So I get, I also get to add, I also get to add, what's it called? A d4 radiant damage. So then does that also double 'cause I crit? My d4 radiant.

1:23:32 Brennan: Your d4 radiant damage, if you're below half, does, yep.

1:23:35 Murph: Yeah, everything.

1:23:37 Emily: Okay. That's gonna be 20 plus a 4 plus, do I add my proficiency bonus twice? Because when I crit because I add it for to damage for Hexblade’s Curse.

1:23:50 Brennan: Numerical modifiers don't get doubled in 5E, only dice get doubled in 5E.

1:23:53 Emily: Okay, so I do 27 damage on my first hit.

1:23:56 Brennan: Jesus Christ. [Murph clapping]

1:23:58 Emily: Then I'm gonna go to attack her again for a regular attack. Does a 24 hit?

1:24:03 Brennan: 24 does hit. [claps]

1:24:05 Misty: Fuck 'em up, Sofia.

1:24:06 Sofia: Isn't that great?

1:24:07 Ally: We're all here to watch, most of us are on the roof.

1:24:09 Brennan: Remember to add radiant damage.

1:24:10 Emily: Right.

1:24:10 Siobhan: Just folding a circle around the fight.

1:24:10 Emily: That's bad.

1:24:10 Brennan: Your ki empowered strikes are going nuts.

1:24:13 Emily: 2, 7, so another 10. And then I'm gonna Flurry of Blows, so I'm doing both my smaller attacks that's a nat 1, so it's not gonna hit. But does a 21 hit?

1:24:22 Murph: Does she—

1:24:23 Brennan: 21 hits.

1:24:24 Murph: Does she get advantage because of the rats? She's completely flanked, right?

1:24:28 Brennan: She is completely flanked. I actually don't think flanked in 5E does give you advantage.

1:24:34 Murph: You might need pack tactics or something.

1:24:35 Siobhan: I think maybe for a rogue.

1:24:36 Brennan: Yeah, you need Pack Tactics, yeah.

1:24:37 Murph: Yah, you're right.

1:24:39 Emily: And then another 13.

1:24:39 Brennan: Nice, Jesus.

1:24:41 Emily: So 27 plus 13 plus 10.

1:24:41 Murph: 40, 50 damage?

1:24:46 Emily: Yeah. Oh wait, no, no. More than that. I didn't add my proficiency bonus to the second two. So it's actually plus 6 more.

1:24:54 Murph: 56.

1:24:54 Ally: 56 damage.

1:24:56 Brennan: She has gone from looking a little bit scuffed to looking well and fully injured.

1:25:02 Emily: And while I'm here, I'm gonna Stunning Strike, full on fucking thing. I don't know if I can do that. Oh wait, do I need to, oh I don't need to, it doesn't say anything about me needing to wait ‘til I have a short rest or anything. I have the ki points, so yeah.

1:25:15 Brennan: Cool, go for it.

1:25:15 Emily: So then I also want to Stunning Strike her.

1:25:18 Brennan: She succumbs to that. [clapping and cheering]

1:25:21 Brennan: You go boom, boom, boom, boom, bow, bow. And again, these like big cat paw golden light mitts. [imitates fighting noises] [upbeat dramatic music]

1:25:31 Brennan: On her turn, she beats a full retreat. [chimes ringing]

1:25:35 Brennan: Vwoom. And Kingston, you see her appear [whoosh]

1:25:38 Brennan: Here in the flames down below. As her only bonus action as she is stunned. But you clock the ever-loving shit out of her.

1:25:48 Sofia: Thank you to the spicy pigeons. [Murph laughs]

1:25:52 Brennan: That's Isabella's whole turn. Misty, that's gonna be you. I'm gonna need a Constitution saving throw.

1:26:00 Siobhan: Oh really?

1:26:01 Brennan: Yep.

1:26:02 Siobhan: Okay.

1:26:03 Brennan: Actually no, I think your silver shoes.

1:26:05 Siobhan: [drops her dice on the floor] Fuck.

1:26:06 Brennan: Your silver shoes actually protect you from this. Nevermind, you're good. Just tell me what you're gonna do on your turn.

1:26:10 Siobhan: Sorry. [reaching down to grab the die] Okay.

1:26:13 Ally: That'll be a GIF.

1:26:15 Siobhan: Can I sense where Isabella Infierno went? Or am I just like, oh, she disappeared?

1:26:19 Brennan: Give me an arcana check.

1:26:23 Siobhan: It's a spicy little 5. [Emily laughs]

1:26:26 Brennan: You have no idea where she went. She just vanished. [makes poof sound]

1:26:29 Siobhan: Alright, I'm kinda dumb.

1:26:31 Brennan: Cool. [Emily laughs]

1:26:34 Siobhan: But I heard them yelling about Willy, right?

1:26:36 Brennan: Yeah.

1:26:37 Siobhan: That Willy is on the first floor?

1:26:38 Brennan: Yeah.

1:26:39 Siobhan: So can I, Misty Step down to where Willy is?

1:26:40 Brennan: Sure, absolutely.

1:26:41 Siobhan: Great then I'll do that. [dramatic music]

1:26:45 Brennan: Bonus action, you, Misty, step down to where Willy is.

1:26:47 Siobhan: And then I smack Willy in the face and then I say,

1:26:50 Misty: Wake up, you big pile of bricks.

1:26:55 Brennan: Is there anything you're doing mechanically in this moment to Willy to give him something or to use, 'cause you see he's like disempowered. He's like shut down.

1:27:04 Siobhan: Oh, okay. Well, I am familiar with Willy. Willy and I go back a long time. Can I check that all of his sigils and runes are correctly?

1:27:17 Brennan: Absolutely, go ahead and give me an Arcana check.

1:27:20 Siobhan: God fucking dammit. I'm really not that great at Arcana. 10?

1:27:27 Brennan: [chuckles] You start to align the sigils and runes on him. Let me see, I'm gonna roll something over here. If you want to burn some kind of magical power of yours to like put it into Willy.

1:27:41 Siobhan: Can I yell up to Kingston,

1:27:41 Misty: You know or have which order this is supposed to go?

1:27:45 Kingston: I have no idea. [Emily laughs]

1:27:47 Siobhan: Yeah, can I like burn a--?

1:27:48 Brennan: You can do a Bardic Inspiration or you could do...

1:27:51 Siobhan: Yeah, I'll give you my final Bardic Inspiration.

1:27:53 Brennan: I just rolled a nat 20 over here, so I'm gonna allow it.

1:27:55 Siobhan: Great, thank you.

1:27:57 Brennan: You go like, “Snap out of it!” Snap and [imitates fizzing] fae magic glimmers out of you. [whooshing]

1:28:07 Willy: [deep growl] Misty Moore.

1:28:09 Misty: You're looking great.

1:28:10 Willy: You're as beautiful as ever!

1:28:12 Misty: Stop!

1:28:13 Willy: What a meshugas!

1:28:15 Misty: That's bad, right?

1:28:17 Brennan: And Willy begins to animate under your power. That's going to be Misty's turn. Kug, that's you.

1:28:28 Murph: Oh boy. Okay,

1:28:29 Kugrash: all right Spideys keep making that web nice and bouncy.

1:28:33 Spider: My butt grows sore from the efforts of all this labor.

1:28:38 Kugrash: Keep doing it man, you're doing great. Love ya, love your work. [Lou chuckles]

1:28:42 Murph: Oh boy, I'm up here with nobody. I'm just a fuck, ba-ba-baa.

1:28:48 Emily: Brennan, I have a question. If I had Stunning Striked her for the very first time I hit her, would that have given me advantage on attacks on the rest of my attacks that turn?

1:28:58 Brennan: I believe so, yeah.

1:28:59 Emily: Cool. [Brennan laughs]

1:29:01 Siobhan: Well, you live, you learn.

1:29:02 Brennan: You live, you learn.

1:29:03 Emily: Wow.

1:29:04 Zac: Same, same.

1:29:05 Murph: I'm gonna walk over to the, oh goddammit, [whispering] why is everything a fucking concentration spell?

1:29:10 Emily: You'll have advantage on her though if you attack.

1:29:13 Murph: You're sure you don't want a Cure Wounds?

1:29:14 Emily: At this point, what if we wanted to?

1:29:17 Murph: I'm gonna do it 'cause I don't want to lose my concentration and,

1:29:19 Emily: Yeah.

1:29:20 Murph: Doom everyone to die.

1:29:23 Emily: That's fine, that's fine with me.

1:29:25 Murph: Cool, so I'm gonna go ahead and do a—

1:29:27 Emily: I'm definitely going to get fucked again, so.

1:29:29 Murph: Yeah, let me do, why not? I'll do a third level Cure Wounds on you. So what is that? So that'll be 3d8. Come on.

1:29:41 Emily: But that does mean that she's stunned right now. Like Kingston and anyone that attacked her right now would get advantage on technically?

1:29:47 Brennan: That's correct, yep.

1:29:48 Murph: 18.

1:29:49 Emily: Thank you.

1:29:50 Murph: You're welcome. And then I'll see, do I want to do anything with my bonus action? I don't think so. Maybe I'll,

1:30:00 Kugrash: I'm sorry rats.

1:30:03 Murph: I walk over. You know what, I'm gonna stay. I'm gonna move away from the fire a little bit. I'm gonna move myself over like here maybe.

1:30:10 Brennan: Cool.

1:30:11 Murph: I'm gonna send my rats down to mix it up.

1:30:14 Brennan: Cool.

1:30:15 Lou: Mix it up, rats.

1:30:17 Brennan: The rats leap down and create a little barricade in between the fleeing people and these other demons.

1:30:26 Kugrash: [a little choked up] So brave, god bless these brave rats.

1:30:30 Rats: Chosen of the rat king, we salute you. [Emily laughs loudly]

1:30:35 Brennan: Incredible.

1:30:37 Murph: So they get to attack, right?

1:30:39 Brennan: How, what’s their movement?

1:30:40 Murph: Doesn't say on here.

1:30:42 Brennan: I got it. Rat swarm, rat swarm. Kings men, speed, I don't see...

1:30:51 Murph: There's no speed on these cards.

1:30:52 Brennan: How weird. I'm gonna say that they have a speed of 30.

1:30:57 Murph: Okay.

1:30:58 Brennan: I don't think they can take attacks down there.

1:31:00 Murph: All right, so they just get down there.

1:31:03 Brennan: That's gonna be the devils. This one turns around to face.

1:31:08 Lou: Do they take, are they within 15 feet of me?

1:31:10 Brennan: Oh yeah, this one is.

1:31:12 Zac: There's one on the stairs.

1:31:13 Lou: Great. [rolling]

1:31:15 Siobhan: Yes.

1:31:16 Zac: There's two devils?

1:31:18 Lou: 12 unless they resist.

1:31:21 Murph: A cat.

1:31:21 Brennan: A cat.

1:31:22 Emily: What, there's a cat?

1:31:24 Zac: They fell.

1:31:25 Siobhan: It's your cat. [Emily gasps]

1:31:27 Brennan: 12 unless they resist.

1:31:28 Siobhan: His human, her human.

1:31:29 Emily: Aw, he's so cute. [grins excitedly at La Gran Gata’s mini]

1:31:31 Brennan: It's a Wisdom.

1:31:32 Siobhan: Look at all you've got, La Gran Gata!

1:31:33 Lou: In which case it's 6.

1:31:37 Emily: Hi baby. [imitates kissing]

1:31:39 Ally: There are three demons that are taking damage, right? 'Cause they're all crowded around the top of the stairs.

1:31:45 Zac: There's three there?

1:31:45 Siobhan: Yeah, there's three.

1:31:46 Brennan: Yeah, all three of them are there. This one's going to take some swings at Ricky. Those are both misses. What's your AC right now?

1:31:56 Zac: It's just 20.

1:31:57 Brennan: Just 20. No, you still have Haste right?

1:32:01 Ally: No, I broke it.

1:32:01 Brennan: Oh no, you broke it, yeah.

1:32:02 Ally: I broke it to try Banishment.

1:32:03 Brennan: Just 20. Oh, but that actually, those all miss. That's incredible. So that misses you.

1:32:12 Emily: I also want to shout down to everyone and just be like,

1:32:17 Sofia: Just for the record, my sort of animosity, my vendetta against Isabella feels settled because I kicked her ass and stunned her twice, so don't worry about saving some finishing blow for me.

1:32:29 Brennan: You take 14 points of slashing.

1:32:31 Lou: I do?

1:32:32 Zac: Do I get an attack on whoever did that?

1:32:34 Brennan: Uh, yes, you do.

1:32:35 Zac: Okay.

1:32:35 Lou: I take 14 points slashing, dammit.

1:32:38 Ally: What are you at?

1:32:38 Zac: Nat 1.

1:32:39 Lou: Geez. I'm at… 26.

1:32:43 Brennan: You got— I’mma need a Constitution saving throw from you.

1:32:44 Zac: You get plus...

1:32:45 Brennan: Plus 3.

1:32:47 Zac: Plus 3, dude.

1:32:48 Lou: Plus 3 to my Constitution saving throw. 21 plus 3.

1:32:54 Zac: 24.

1:32:55 Brennan: Hell yeah, you do not lose your Spirit Guardians. They continue to wallop the demons surrounding this place.

1:33:01 Emily: Dang

1:33:01 Ally: Fuck yeah.

1:33:02 Emily: Those are some hardy Spirit Guardians.

1:33:04 Brennan: That's gonna be...

1:33:06 Ricky: Turn the Unholy a bad idea? There's just so many of 'em right now.

1:33:11 Lou: Jesus. [Brennan imitates fire explosion]

1:33:15 Siobhan: Fuck.

1:33:15 Ally: At ease.

1:33:17 Brennan: These people are just screaming over here as the demons rush past them. [fire whooshing]

1:33:21 Ally: Can you tell the golem to bust a hole in the bottom wall?

1:33:26 Brennan: These people [whoosh] are consumed in flame.

1:33:29 Ally: Fuck, no! [Brennan imitates explosion]

1:33:32 Emily: Oh you're gonna have the golem bust a hole,

1:33:35 Lou: Who's consumed in flame?

1:33:36 Emily: That's so good, I could just jump over the wall then and get people in there.

1:33:37 Brennan: These people down here [imitates explosion]. The fire spreads to them and is starting to burn them. [fire crackling] The fire has created basically two death save failures. [Lou sighs]

1:33:53 Emily: Oh my god.

1:33:53 Brennan: And then, so actually in that case, I will leave them in that space.

1:34:00 Siobhan: So we can see their burning corpses.

1:34:02 Brennan: Their burning corpses, yep.

1:34:03 Siobhan: Great, good.

1:34:04 Brennan: That's going to be, um, that's the fire spreading. The devils have gone. And that fire up there spreads a little bit more as well. [fire whoosh]

1:34:15 Emily: Man, how did this happen? [whoosh]

1:34:19 Brennan: That's going to be Ricky, that's you man.

1:34:24 Zac: Uh, how fucked up do the devils around me look?

1:34:27 Brennan: Each of them looks hurt, but not close to being on their last legs.

1:34:33 Zac: Okay, I might just Turn the Unholy 'cause like even though they’re spreading fire everywhere I feel like that's better than... [chuckles]

1:34:43 Murph: Also, the fire’s spreading off the fire, so.

1:34:45 Emily: Yeah.

1:34:46 Siobhan: Yeah.

1:34:47 Brennan: Cool and you have the ability to turn fiends as well, right?

1:34:51 Zac: Yes.

1:34:52 Brennan: Oh wow and they don't have advantage against this save.

1:34:54 Zac: And it's like...

1:34:55 Siobhan: Oh, they've been rolling with advantage this whole time?

1:34:57 Brennan: On everything. They're just magic.

1:34:58 Siobhan: Oh, fuck man.

1:34:59 Ally: That's why.

1:35:00 Zac: Everything within 30 feet of me.

1:35:02 Brennan: Cool.

1:35:03 Murph: Nice.

1:35:03 Zac: So, yeah.

1:35:05 Siobhan: Is Isabella Infierno within 30 feet of you 'cause she's just on the stairs?

1:35:08 Ally: Oh yeah. [Group chattering]

1:35:10 Brennan: She may be, let's see.

1:35:11 Zac: I think I have line of sight, right?

1:35:12 Brennan: Yeah, I think you do too.

1:35:13 Emily: Yeah.

1:35:14 Brennan: Yep, she's within line of sight of you.

1:35:15 Emily: And wouldn't she get some sort of disadvantage 'cause she's stunned? So can she not do a saving throw as well?

1:35:19 Brennan: Um, let me double check that.

1:35:21 Siobhan: Rules, rules.

1:35:22 Brennan: Rules, rules.

1:35:22 Ally: [chanting] Rules, rules, rules. [Lou snaps]

1:35:25 Brennan: No, she doesn't roll with disadvantage. I'm going to roll for them right now. Your DC on that, Ricky, is 14, I believe.

1:35:36 Zac: What is?

1:35:37 Brennan: I had that over here. You can double check that.

1:35:39 Zac: Okay.

1:35:40 Brennan: And it's a Wisdom saving throw, correct?

1:35:42 Zac: It's a Wisdom saving throw, yes. It's just I add my Charisma to...

1:35:46 Ally: Are you rolling for all four of them?

1:35:48 Brennan: I'm gonna roll for the three demons first. Brennan rolls. Seeing his roll, his jaw drops and he chuckles incredulously.

1:35:52 Brennan: Jesus Christ. People won't believe me. So hold on, I'm going to take a little picture. Um, insane. What do you say? [Zac chuckles]

1:36:11 Ricky: It is never funny to play with fire. [slow victory music]

1:36:15 Brennan: You lift your axe on high, you hear the distant celestial barking of Ox, [dog barks] all three of them [imitates explosion] are blinded by holy light. And all three of these turn to flee.

1:36:30 Art Devil: [screams] We are sorry. We didn't understand. [Emily laughs loudly] We will never play with fire again, you big buff man. [Emily laughing]

1:36:38 Zac: And then.

1:36:39 Brennan: And I'm gonna roll for Isabella real quick. Cool. Isabella does not turn to flee.

1:36:50 Siobhan: You're so wise. I hate it.

1:36:53 Zac: Should I just run down through the fire? See if I can.

1:36:57 Brennan: So that's your action, yeah.

1:36:59 Zac: I guess I'll just run downstairs through the fire.

1:37:02 Brennan: Cool.

1:37:03 Zac: To stand next to her.

1:37:05 Brennan: Awesome. So you're gonna go. None of them can take reactions, they're all fleeing. That's insane that you just turned those three devils.

1:37:13 Zac: Whatever, dude, I'm really lucky. [Brennan chuckles]

1:37:16 Brennan: So it's gonna be five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five. You are immune to the effects of inhaling smoke. I am gonna need--

1:37:27 Murph: Have you used luck points today?

1:37:28 Zac: I forgot the first two times.

1:37:33 Brennan: But I am gonna need some Dex saving throws to not take fire damage.

1:37:35 Zac: Okay.

1:37:37 Brennan: Give me three of them.

1:37:38 Zac: Three Dex saving throws.

1:37:39 Siobhan: Do you still have Bardic or no?

1:37:42 Zac: Where's my Dex?

1:37:43 Emily: Oh yeah, have you used your Bardic?

1:37:44 Zac: I used it.

1:37:45 Brennan: 9 doesn't succeed, roll again.

1:37:46 Zac: 9 plus my, do I add my Charisma to that?

1:37:48 Brennan: Oh yeah, you do add that. So you actually do save that, roll again.

1:37:51 Zac: Okay. That's more.

1:37:53 Brennan: Success.

1:37:54 Zac: More.

1:37:55 Brennan: You rush through the flame [whoosh] unharmed and get down there. You're right next to Isabella. That's Ricky, that's going to be Kingston.

1:38:06 Lou: Great, can I use a Healing Word to pick up one or two of those people who've fallen right there?

1:38:15 Brennan: Yes, you can. I'm gonna say go ahead, there's two of them there. You're not doing a Mass Healing Word but there are just two of them that are clumped there. Give me a Medicine check real quick.

1:38:28 Lou: That's 27.

1:38:29 Brennan: You hit them both with a Healing Word. They both stand up.

1:38:32 Lou: Great and then I'll use Sacred Flame on Isabella.

1:38:36 Brennan: Hell yeah.

1:38:37 Lou: She needs to make a Dexterity saving throw.

1:38:39 Emily: Yeah. You've got advantage or something.

1:38:42 Brennan: She is stunned. Do you roll an attack on them?

1:38:45 Lou: It's you rolling.

1:38:46 Emily: Oh okay, got you.

1:38:46 Brennan: Cool. So good ahead and roll damage.

1:38:52 Lou: 5, 6, 11 radiant damage.

1:38:54 Brennan: Hell yeah.

1:38:54 Emily: Yeah.

1:38:56 Brennan: Incredible. That's going to be Kingston, that's your turn. Pete, that's you.

1:39:03 Ally: Cool. I am going to run and jump off the building onto the juicy [Lou laughs and claps] net.

1:39:14 Murph: Spider.

1:39:15 Ally: And then run in through the front door to face...

1:39:19 Brennan: Dope. If you want to just jump to the front door, to conserve movement, you might take a little bit of damage, but you are welcome to do that.

1:39:26 Ally: I'll do it.

1:39:26 Brennan: You take 4 points of damage. [health bar depleting]

1:39:29 Ally: Cool.

1:39:30 Brennan: And you [grunts]. Priya goes,

1:39:32 Priya: Peter, something's changed about you.

1:39:35 Pete: Bye. [gives a peace sign]

1:39:36 Ally: And I backflip.

1:39:40 Brennan: You leap down. You are standing in front of the door and can feel the heat coming in from the door over here.

1:39:45 Ally: I can't take someone with me when I Blink, right?

1:39:48 Brennan: You can not take someone with you when you Blink, no.

1:39:52 Ally: Oh, okay, dang. Okay, then I'll cast a Fear on her.

1:39:56 Brennan: There is a shut door unfortunately.

1:39:59 Ally: Oh, is it locked? I can't get in?

1:40:01 Brennan: You don't think you can get in. With Blink you could but unfortunately no. Yeah, there's a door. You can see there's a door and like a solid concrete thing right here.

1:40:15 Ally: All right, yeah. I Blink, I do Blink.

1:40:18 Brennan: Cool.

1:40:19 Ally: Blink in and unlock it on the inside.

1:40:20 Brennan: Go ahead and roll to see if you go into the dream around.

1:40:25 Ally: So 11 or higher?

1:40:25 Brennan: 11 or higher you go dream.

1:40:27 Ally: 10!

1:40:28 Siobhan: No.

1:40:29 Ally: No, wait, I do.

1:40:30 Siobhan: Is it plus your modifier?

1:40:31 Ally: Do I add anything to that?

1:40:32 Brennan: I don't think you add anything to that.

1:40:34 Ally: Okay, I'm going to use Dual Soul which is advantage on, oh, a saving throw. No, no, wait. Where am I? It's, oh sorry, Tides of Chaos.

1:40:42 Brennan: Cool, yeah, do that.

1:40:43 Ally: Advantage on a roll.

1:40:43 Brennan: Yeah, I'll let you do that.

1:40:45 Ally: 8!

1:40:46 Brennan: Oh no. [everyone groans]

1:40:48 Ally: I'm just banging on the steel door [sounds of banging on door] after looking so cool. [Brennan and Emily laugh]

1:40:52 Ally: She sees me go,

1:40:52 Pete: [smugly] Bye.

1:40:54 Ally: And then hears me go, [sounds of banging on door]

1:40:54 Pete: Fuck, no, fuck.

1:40:56 Brennan: Go ahead and roll Wild Magic for me.

1:40:58 Ally: Oh great. 3!

1:40:59 Brennan: 3!

1:41:01 Siobhan: Oh shit. Well, at least we get to pick this time.

1:41:04 Ally: Oh yeah right.

1:41:04 Zac: Between the two things.

1:41:06 Emily: Yeah.

1:41:06 Zac: At least you're kind of away from people.

1:41:08 Ally: [laughs] Yeah, true.

1:41:09 Emily: That's true.

1:41:10 Ally: I'm behind a steel door.

1:41:11 Emily: Maybe you'll get something that's like...

1:41:13 Ally: Melts steel doors.

1:41:15 Emily: Yeah.

1:41:16 Lou: Put out all flames in a building in front of you.

1:41:19 Emily: Hurricane.

1:41:22 Lou: A tidal.

1:41:23 Emily: A very wet hurricane.

1:41:25 Brennan: Hell yes. Hold on one second.

1:41:28 Zac: Building has been put up to code.

1:41:29 Siobhan: Wow, that's so specific, that was in the DM's guide?

1:41:31 Zac: A building of your choosing.

1:41:33 Ally: That's crazy.

1:41:34 Zac: We're all rolling like trash.

1:41:36 Emily: I know, I am too.

1:41:38 Siobhan: Yeah, I feel like you had the only nat 20.

1:41:41 Emily: Yeah and that was when I had the advantage.

1:41:43 Siobhan: Yeah.

1:41:44 Brennan: Holy shit. You feel two kind of things happening right now. One of them makes you, you can get really strong. Or you can go somewhere you want to be. [heart beating]

1:41:58 Ally: Go somewhere I want to be. Appear next to Infierno.

1:42:02 Brennan: You go [imitates shock]. You feel this weird warping chaos energy. [someone screeching] And then you appear momentarily in like it's something like Sydney, Australia. Hong Kong, Paris, something, something, something. [whoosh] And reappear here next to Isabella Infierno.

1:42:20 Pete: Hi.

1:42:21 Sofia: Hey, bitch.

1:42:23 Brennan: That's then going to be bystanders. These guys hop off the roof.

1:42:29 Spider: Welcome to the alley. [Murph chuckles]

1:42:32 Brennan: These guys charge up here. More people getting ready. Priya's over here. And then these guys make their way up as fast as they can. They're all rushing. Then these guys are going to take a sprint for it. [gasps] Make it all the way here to the steps, past the rats,

1:42:54 Rats: Keep going, keep going, you can do it.

1:42:56 Brennan: And then it's going to be Willy. [stone dragging] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. [whoosh] He gets right over here. [imitates breaking bricks] He looks at these people over here and says,

1:43:16 Willy: What should you wait in the corner for? You want to get out or you want to roast?

1:43:21 Brennan: Um, that's going to be, ba-ba-bum, Sofia.

1:43:27 Emily: Okay, I want to shout out to the Gran Gata and be like,

1:43:31 Sofia: Is there like something you could turn up there? Is there something that could be turned up there that would like release all the fluids from the water tower?

1:43:41 Brennan: La Gran Gata says,

1:43:41 La Gran Gata: I have given you all this magic, why don't you find out if there is a way to do it?

1:43:47 Sofia: Okay, yeah. I was gonna use a Mage Hand, I wasn't asking you to do it but I was just asking you to do the visual survey.

1:43:55 La Gran Gata: Of the place? Maybe?

1:43:57 Emily: [groans] Mother fucker.

1:43:59 Siobhan: Cats, man. They’re just so fucking flighty.

1:44:02 Ally: They won't do what you want.

1:44:03 Emily: I guess, you know what, I'm not even going to be able to get in until the door's open anyway, so maybe I'm just gonna run up on the water tower and see if I can just make a bunch of water come out of it. Is that like a waste of a turn?

1:44:17 Siobhan: No, I don't think so.

1:44:19 Emily: Okay, yeah, I'm just gonna jump up on the water tower and look for like some kind of spigot or something.

1:44:25 Brennan: Make an Investigative check.

1:44:26 Emily: This is a fucking waste of time.

1:44:28 Ally: Just sprint through. I bet you could get close to the top.

1:44:30 Emily: Yeah, this is a waste of time. Well, I could sprint through. But I could also just jump down but then there's no doors open or anything like that.

1:44:36 Siobhan: I think Willy's about to open the door, right?

1:44:38 Emily: Yeah, which is why I was like maybe I use a turn.

1:44:40 Murph: You also have like better attacks than Pete and stuff. You might be able to break down the door.

1:44:43 Siobhan: That's true.

1:44:45 Emily: Okay, I'm gonna run and jump off. I got Slow Fall.

1:44:48 Brennan: Give me, cool, you're good. You don't need to roll shit.

1:44:51 Emily: It's all good. And then I just want to break down the door.

1:44:54 Brennan: Cool, you can either make attacks or you can do Athletics checks, whatever you want.

1:44:58 Emily: Um, I'll make attacks.

1:44:58 Brennan: Cool, go for it.

1:45:03 Emily: 12.

1:45:04 Brennan: 12 does not hit.

1:45:05 Emily: 26.

1:45:07 Brennan: That definitely hits.

1:45:08 Emily: Okay, I hope this thing is fucking weak. Okay, so, 10.

1:45:15 Zac: Do you add your radiant?

1:45:18 Emily: Radiant, no, 'cause I'm above. And that's also not going to hit, so just 10 damage.

1:45:23 Brennan: 10 damage. Bang! [door bangs] Hit the door hard. It buckles a little bit under your fist but does not burst open.

1:45:29 Emily: God damn.

1:45:30 Ally: Cool.

1:45:30 Brennan: That's Sofia. Also beginning of your turn, you take, oh no, you got healed, right?

1:45:36 Emily: I got healed.

1:45:36 Brennan: Sofia, you're banging on the door. Isabella Infierno steps back.

1:45:41 Emily: Does he get an attack of opportunity?

1:45:43 Brennan: You do get an attack of opportunity on her.

1:45:44 Zac: If she does, what is she doing?

1:45:47 Brennan: She's stepping out of your range so you get an attack.

1:45:50 Zac: Okay. 19.

1:45:57 Brennan: 19 hits.

1:45:58 Lou: Ooh.

1:45:59 Ally: Scariest fistful I've ever seen, Brennan. Brennan is holding a lot of dice in his hand.

1:46:02 Emily: What is that for?

1:46:04 Zac: A 12?

1:46:06 Brennan: A 12 damage to her?

1:46:07 Zac: I can't Divine Smite on that, can I?

1:46:10 Brennan: On a reaction? Yeah, Divine Smite on a reaction.

1:46:12 Zac: Okay, cool. And then that would be 2d8?

1:46:15 Brennan: If you do a first level spell, it's 3d8.

1:46:17 Zac: Oh, 'cause she's a fiend?

1:46:19 Brennan: Yeah.

1:46:20 Zac: Okay then, I'm just gonna do the second level.

1:46:22 Ally: Yeah.

1:46:23 Emily: Yeah.

1:46:24 Siobhan: Fuck her up.

1:46:25 Lou: That's 4d8.

1:46:26 Brennan: 4d8.

1:46:26 Zac: Okay, so. Okay. [chuckles]

1:46:29 Ally: Yeah.

1:46:33 Zac: That's 11, plus 8, 19.

1:46:36 Ally: Fuck yeah. [cheering]

1:46:38 Brennan: Jesus.

1:46:39 Zac: 19 plus the 12 that I originally, 31.

1:46:40 Brennan: Wait, you just dealt, how much smite damage did you do?

1:46:43 Zac: 19 smite damage.

1:46:45 Brennan: Jesus, uh, yeah. You see your axe says,

1:46:47 Axe: Cleave true, brave firefighter. Flex your pecs. [Zac grunts, flexing] [imitates bursting]

1:46:57 Brennan: Ax connects. She steps back and she says,

1:46:59 Isabella: All you fucking bitches are gonna burn. You're all gonna burn.

1:47:07 Brennan: [imitates explosion] Raises her hands and fire leaps from her fingers. [fire crackling] I'm gonna need Dexterity saving throws from Pete, Kingston, Misty, and Ricky.

1:47:21 Siobhan: I have advantage. Does this count as a Performance check or just a regular Dex check?

1:47:26 Brennan: It's a Dexterity check.

1:47:27 Siobhan: What if I do it in a real jazzy way?

1:47:28 Zac: Are you guys within 10 feet of me?

1:47:29 Siobhan: I'm not.

1:47:30 Ally: I am.

1:47:31 Lou: Am I?

1:47:32 Brennan: Pete is, Kingston and Misty are not.

1:47:34 Zac: You add 3 to it.

1:47:35 Ally: Oh okay.

1:47:37 Lou: 10.

1:47:37 Zac: Ooh, I got a...

1:47:38 Siobhan: 14.

1:47:39 Ally: 9.

1:47:40 Zac: 23.

1:47:41 Brennan: Even with advantage?

1:47:41 Siobhan: Even with the 3?

1:47:44 Ally: Adding the 3, yeah. My Dual Soul says I get advantage on saving throws, versus enchantment, or possession.

1:47:49 Brennan: This is not what's happening here.

1:47:51 Ally: All right.

1:47:52 Brennan: So,

1:47:52 Siobhan: 14.

1:47:52 Brennan: 14. Something else?

1:47:54 Lou: 10.

1:47:54 Zac: 23.

1:47:55 Brennan: 23.

1:47:56 Zac: Or 19.

1:47:57 Lou: My man knows how to handle fire. Brennan rolls his big handful of dice.

1:48:01 Lou: Get those dice out of here, dog.

1:48:04 Brennan: 11. Um, Misty, Kingston, Pete, each take 17 points of fire damage. Ricky takes 8.

1:48:13 Siobhan: 17 points of damage. Boy, I'm at 9.

1:48:16 Ally: Super low.

1:48:17 Lou: 17, as am I, I'm at 9.

1:48:21 Ally: I'm at 3.

1:48:22 Lou: [disbelieving] No.

1:48:23 Siobhan: Can you do another Mass Healing Word or are you out?

1:48:26 Lou: I have one third level spell slot.

1:48:28 Zac: 23.

1:48:29 Brennan: Misty, it's gonna be you. You're surrounded by fire that's actively burning you.

1:48:33 Siobhan: Okay, sick.

1:48:36 Lou: Where are you, Misty?

1:48:37 Murph: Hell yeah, hell yeah.

1:48:38 Ally: Over here.

1:48:39 Siobhan: Over there in the corner.

1:48:40 Ally: Where he used to be, the golem.

1:48:43 Siobhan: Yeah.

1:48:43 Siobhan: Can I, Misty Step like on her fucking back and stab her with my rapier?

1:48:51 Brennan: Yeah.

1:48:52 Siobhan: That is what I'd like to do.

1:48:54 Brennan: Absolutely.

1:48:55 Zac: Tight, tight, tight. [chimes ringing]

1:48:57 Brennan: You vanish, so you don't take that extra damage going through the fucking wall for fire. You appear, go ahead and make your attack. [Ally chuckles]

1:49:04 Siobhan: Great. That is a natural 1. [dramatic whoosh]

1:49:08 Ally: No!

1:49:09 Brennan: You reach up. All your nice silk shit is on fire. You're like [grunts] ah. You reach out with your rapier. You have a hard time landing that blow. Anything else that turn?

1:49:20 Siobhan: I mean, I used my bonus action. I'm out of Bardic Inspiration and I used my spell.

1:49:26 Brennan: There you go.

1:49:27 Siobhan: Can I use, oh no, 'cause that would also be a bonus action.

1:49:30 Brennan: Kug, that's gonna be you.

1:49:31 Murph: Oh boy.

1:49:33 Lou: Kug's been on the roof this whole time.

1:49:35 Murph: I have been on the roof this whole time.

1:49:35 Siobhan: Oh, fuck.

1:49:36 Murph: I gotta keep concentration 'cause otherwise the spiders will go away.

1:49:40 Zac: Do you have to be line of sight for concentration or what?

1:49:43 Misty: No.

1:49:44 Zac: Okay.

1:49:45 Murph: I just need to not get hit.

1:49:46 Zac: Sure.

1:49:47 Murph: You know what, okay, so those devils are running away. Basically, I just gotta get down there somehow. Or else, I could try to get on top of the water tower. I wonder if, is the roof leaking that all now that there’s fires been going on for a bit?

1:50:02 Brennan: Yes, it is.

1:50:03 Murph: Okay.

1:50:04 Siobhan: Fuck it up. Throw that TV down there.

1:50:06 Murph: Now I'm gonna do some sheisty shit. Would you allow me to do this? I wanna Misty Step up here, turn into a bear, [Siobhan giggles] and try to knock the whole fucking thing over.

1:50:22 Brennan: Okay, it's a similar situation to what was with Sofia and you as the ape. If you're gonna try to turn into a bear, you're gonna need a pretty wild Athletics check to do that.

1:50:34 Murph: Okay.

1:50:34 Emily: What if you just tried to go down here?

1:50:36 Siobhan: Oh yeah.

1:50:37 Emily: Would it be like weaker at the base?

1:50:39 Murph: Okay, maybe I'll just run to the base then.

1:50:44 Brennan: Cool, you run to the base. You Wild Shape into the form of a bear.

1:50:48 Murph: I might not Wild Shape yet. Okay, so five, ten, fifteen, twenty. So I'll just take the damage from the fire. And use my movement to get over here to kind of check it out.

1:50:59 Brennan: You take 8 points of damage from the fire.

1:51:03 Murph: Oh, I gotta roll concentration. That was stupid as fuck.

1:51:07 Brennan: Gotta beat a 10.

1:51:10 Murph: 17.

1:51:10 Brennan: Hell yeah, great. Cool, you make it to the water tower.

1:51:14 Murph: Do I see, does it look weakened at all?

1:51:17 Brennan: The base, if there's water in there, the base is significantly weaker because of all the weight on top of it.

1:51:29 Murph: Okay, I'm going to cast a third level Thunder Wave. Just like hit the ground.

1:51:34 Emily: Ooh, yeah.

1:51:36 Brennan: Hell yeah.

1:51:37 Murph: I want to get like under it and it's got like four posts.

1:51:40 Brennan: Yeah.

1:51:41 Murph: Do like the little five foot range and just hit every post.

1:51:44 Zac: Won't it just break and fall onto your head?

1:51:46 Siobhan: If you do it like on these ones, it'll go in the right direction.

1:51:50 Brennan: You scurry under the water tower. You see La Gran Gata up on the water tower says,

1:51:54 La Gran Gata: Hello little rat.

1:51:56 Kugrash: Hey, we're on the same side here, dude.

1:51:58 Emily: I hear him from down there and I said,

1:52:00 Sofia: No rats, no rats, we aren't hunting rats.

1:52:02 Murph: I want to break these two so it falls this way.

1:52:05 Brennan: Go ahead and roll damage for your spell.

1:52:08 Murph: 2d8 and I said second level or higher. It'll be 5d8?

1:52:14 Brennan: 5d8, I think so, right?

1:52:16 Siobhan: [handing dice over] Here you go. You gonna need some more? [Emily whistles]

1:52:20 Murph: I got them, thank you.

1:52:23 Lou: Do damage.

1:52:26 Murph: Oh.

1:52:27 Ally: Yeah.

1:52:28 Murph: Nice. 16, 24, 26, 34. 33.

1:52:35 Brennan: 33? Shit, I'm going to half the damage to create the DC that the four posts of this structure need to make to succeed. So there's gonna be another Box of Doom roll.

1:52:48 Zac: You're only going for two of them, right?

1:52:50 Siobhan: Yeah.

1:52:51 Emily: 33, so it has to hit 17?

1:52:52 Brennan: Yeah, it's not gonna get any bonus. It's a structure. But it basically for each post is gonna roll a saving throw. It has to get 16 or higher to not blow out.

1:53:01 Emily: On each post?

1:53:02 Brennan: On each post.

1:53:06 Murph: Oh boy.

1:53:07 Brennan: Let's see how the water tower fares. 4d6, one for each post.

1:53:15 Ally: Yep.

1:53:16 Brennan: 8, 18, 16, 3. Two posts blow the fuck out. Give me a nature check to see if you can, DC20 nature check, to see if you can control which way it falls.

1:53:25 Murph: Okay. What I got? 5. Can I give myself, can I use the spicy pigeon to do advantage on it?

1:53:31 Brennan: Yes, you can.

1:53:32 Emily: Yay.

1:53:33 Misty: Thank you, Perry, please.

1:53:34 Ally: Hey. 19!

1:53:35 Murph: That's 20.

1:53:36 Siobhan: See if you have crit.

1:53:37 Murph: Oh god, 26, right now. And then a 20.

1:53:42 Brennan: Incredible. You see you scurry under there. [screams] You see all the telephone poles [electric sizzling] way out here in Bushwick, all the cables, you see there's a huge fucking rat king tail nest of stolen cable. People patching into cable to steal it. And [imitates static shocks] lightning. Which way does this water tower fall?

1:54:02 Misty: I'm hoping it like crashes through here and just starts spilling out down the stairs and shit.

1:54:08 Brennan: Whoosh. La Gran Gata goes “meow!” and vanishes. The water tower [imitates crashing]. Kingston, I'm gonna need a Strength saving throw from you.

1:54:19 Lou: Okay.

1:54:20 Murph: Sorry.

1:54:22 Lou: Uh, 10.

1:54:22 Brennan: Uh, 10. Kingston you are knocked prone, fall down the stairs, all this fire fucking vanishes. [whoosh]

1:54:30 Zac: Does anything happen on the second floor?

1:54:32 Brennan: Oh yeah, for sure. All this fire, gone. [wind whooshing] It's all fucking toast.

1:54:41 Siobhan: Did we get Isabella Infierno's hair wet?

1:54:43 Emily: Ooh, that's a good question.

1:54:48 Brennan: Kingston, you are prone down here at the bottom of the steps. You also take 7 points of falling damage.

1:54:54 Lou: Cool, I'm at 2.

1:54:56 Emily: Oh. This fight's been brutal.

1:54:59 Brennan: But yet you see Kugrash up above and [boom] a fucking flood of water comes through.

1:55:04 Murph: I peek my head in.