Player characters · first: UC E1
Kugrash
Kugrash is a rat man about two feet tall who says "I look like a fucked-up Master Splinter" UC E1·01:36:20. He carries a rusty metal staff like a pipe, wears rags made of MTA clothes, and says he takes care of the discarded people of New York UC E1·01:36:20. He understands animals and they understand him UC E1·01:43:30. He feeds homeless people, and Brennan says some of the long-term homeless can see him and know who he is UC E1·01:38:47 UC E1·01:38:00. He says he tore the glyph from the sleigh with his mouth UC E1·01:56:48.
Kugrash is the party's druid, played by Murph, who lives in the subway tunnels and later takes up the Rat King's crown, which lets him summon rat swarms UC E3·00:39:29 UC E6·00:14:46. He weeps for the rats tricked in the sewers, saying "They were tricked" UC E4·01:25:00.
He tells the party he was once a human stockbroker named Kugrich, and later says Gabriela Sinclair, his partner, was a witch who turned him into a rat UC E5·00:56:44 UC E5·00:56:54 UC E8·01:50:49. Gabriela herself confirms the curse, saying she did not kill him because "I could have killed you" UC E15·01:53:10. He tells the train driver Wally "I'm your da, I'm your dad" and moves in with him UC E9·00:04:20 UC E11·00:35:08. He reveals himself to his other son David, saying "I was cursed by a witch" UC E13·01:28:10. Moses recognises him as "Bruce Kugrich" UC E14·00:37:44. He admits to Esther that her mother's betrayer "might have been me" and removes her curse UC E15·01:46:42 UC E15·01:51:18.
In the last fight he eats the Bagel of All Things, the crown floats off, and he asks Kingston to make his son not a vampire UC E17·00:55:10 UC E17·00:55:01 UC E17·00:56:46. He stays on as a spirit over the city and talks to David by Mind Link UC E17·01:41:17.
Character sheet — The Unsleeping City
The Unsleeping City sheet of Kugrash (played by Brian Murphy). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.
Saving throws
- Constitution: +1 UC E14·01:37:36—
Features
- Understand animals — Murph: "I understand animals and they understand me." UC E1·01:43:30
- Spirit Totem — Murph: "I'm a Circle of Shepherd druid. I'm going to call upon a Spirit Totem of a unicorn": a 30-foot aura; a bonus action to call it; healing spells heal those in it for his druid level. UC E2·00:50:31 UC E2·00:51:07
- Spirit Totem: spicy pigeon — Murph: "mine are juicy cockroach, spicy pigeon, and unicorn." He would like to use a spicy pigeon aura. UC E3·01:09:22
- Wild Shape — Murph: "I'd like to Wild Shape into a reef shark in the air" (a bonus action). UC E4·01:09:29
- Spirit Totem: juicy cockroach — Murph: "it's gonna give everybody temporary HP, five plus my druid level"; advantage on strength checks and saves in the aura. UC E4·00:18:07 UC E4·00:18:23
- Mighty summoner — Murph: "I'm a mighty summoner as a Shepherd Druid"; summoned creatures have magic attacks and 2 extra hit points per hit die. UC E8·00:05:54
- Spirit Totem: hawk — Murph: "My spirit totem of the hawk which lets me use my reaction to give people advantage on attacks." UC E10·01:05:21
- War Caster — Murph: "I got War Caster Feat, so I'll roll it with advantage" (a concentration check). UC E12·00:40:07
Spells
- Flaming Sphere — Murph: "I'm going to create a Flaming Sphere" (a second-level spell, as an action; moved as a bonus action). UC E2·00:16:06
- Guidance — Murph: "You get to add a d4 to an ability. One ability check." UC E3·01:12:52
- Mirror Image — Murph: "I'm gonna cast mirror image of myself." UC E4·00:18:23
- Thorn Whip — Murph: "Thorn Whip allows you to, if you hit, to pull something ten feet closer to you." UC E4·00:55:10
- Misty Step — Murph: "I am going to use a bonus action to Misty Step up to here." UC E6·00:14:17
- Cure Wounds — Kugrash: "I'm gonna Cure Wounds. You know what, I'll do a third-level." UC E6·01:02:47
- Conjure Animals — Murph: "I would like to Conjure Animals and use it as a spell." UC E6·01:27:26
- Healing Word — Murph: "I'll give him a Healing Word." (on Alejandro) UC E8·00:50:44
- Thunder Wave — Murph: "I'm going to cast a third level Thunder Wave." UC E10·01:51:29
- Giant Insect — Murph: "I'm gonna cast Giant Insect on my three spiders." UC E10·00:36:08
- Dispel Magic — Murph: "Can I use Dispel Magic or anything—" Brennan: his spell attack against a DC 20. UC E11·01:40:23 UC E11·01:40:24
- Wall of Fire — Murph: "I'm gonna cast Wall of Fire." (a fourth-level spell) UC E12·00:12:11
- Conjure Elemental — Murph: "I have a spell called Conjure Elemental that I really want to use" (casting time one minute). UC E13·01:43:20
- Greater Restoration — Murph: "Does anyone want a Greater Restoration? It'd be my last fifth level spell." UC E15·00:08:24
- Remove Curse — Murph: "And I cast the Remove Curse on her." UC E15·01:51:18
Items
- Rusty metal staff — Murph: "I've got a rusty metal staff that looks like a pipe." UC E1·01:36:20
- Faberge egg — Santa gives him a Christmassy nutcracker Faberge egg. UC E2·01:13:28
- Kugrash's crown — Brennan: "Sofie does drop this giant crown on your head." UC E4·01:22:08 UC E4·01:22:52
- Kugrash's crown — Murph: "I'm gonna use my crown's ability and conjure up four rat swarms." UC E6·00:14:46
- Bagel of All Things — Brennan: "You find an extremely fascinating looking bagel up in the bagel tray. It's an everything bagel." UC E7·00:06:33 UC E7·00:07:25
- Bagel of All Things — Alejandro: "And this is the Bagel of All Things." UC E9·00:25:07
- Bagel of All Things — Kugrash: "The bagel lets me do a Divination". UC E9·00:55:32
- Kugrash's watch — Brennan: "you find a lovely little watch, a fucking dope Rolex." UC E13·01:19:00
- Kugrash's watch — Murph: "I have my new watch, gives me Haste"; Brennan: it does not use an action and lasts one round. UC E14·00:02:19 UC E14·00:02:29
- Bagel of All Things — lost: Brennan: Kugrash eats the Bagel of All Things. UC E17·00:55:01
By episode
UC E1: Start Spreading the News
- Rat man, about two feet tall: "I look like a fucked-up Master Splinter." — 01:36:20
- Carries "a rusty metal staff that looks like a pipe", wears rags made of MTA clothes, and "I take care of the discarded people of New York" — 01:36:20
- Understands animals: "So I understand animals and they understand me." — 01:43:30
- Feeds homeless people and expected a bag of hot cocoa and treats from Santa that did not come — 01:38:47
- Solves the plastic-bag-shoe problem for Sofia — 01:39:57
- Tore the glyph from the sleigh with his mouth: "I ripped it out with my mouth." — 01:56:48
- Brennan: "Some of the homeless who have been around long enough actually can see you now and know who you are." — 01:38:00
- Rat man Kugrash — 01:36:20
UC E2: Mutant Santa Melee
- Murph, in Kugrash's voice: "cause I'm a fucking rat" — 00:49:58. Shouts at the cocoon: "Butterflies are nice!" — 00:17:19.
- Calls Santa his friend: "Santa's my friend and he's fucking dead. Or very hurt." — 00:27:59
- Takes hits to reach his friends (14 damage, down to 4) and calls the spirit totem of a unicorn — 00:50:25–00:50:46
- Plays with fire in a puddle: "I don't like it, it's just—we—we live in a shit city, I'm not smiling, I don't like it." — 01:05:17
- Receives a Faberge egg from Santa — 01:13:28. Says he got the glyph: "Yeah, I got that." — 01:19:26
UC E3: Pigeon Plus Ones
- Lives "in the subway station" — 00:04:03; "I live in the subway tunnels." — 00:39:29
- Medicine 23 on the tooth — 00:04:13. Translates for Sofie "in a shitty Kugrash way" — 00:10:41: "So there's a real New York and there's a fucking fake one." — 00:10:48
- Sofie styles his fur; "you're starting to look like a full chinchilla" (Brennan) — 00:43:20. Next morning "He's almost spherical, he's so poofy." — 01:06:55
- Summons pigeons with an aura: "I come, I summon the spirit of a spicy pigeon." — 01:10:09; asks "Is anyone looking for a date tonight to the wedding?" — 01:10:38
- Date with Perry: "Perry and I are friends. He's a pigeon, I'm a rat." — 01:23:21; "Big day, Ronald Pigeon's getting married. My life sucks so much ass." — 01:24:43
- Of the Rat King: "This guy is such a douchebag! Oh, this guy's not the real Rat King." — 01:47:00; "You can't marry a statue, you fucking freak!" — 01:48:43
UC E4: Scramble in the Sewers
- Insults the king: "You're a dumbass. You got all your fucking tails tied together, untangle 'em." — 00:02:21; on a tail joining: "No, that's fucking disgusting, you're disgusting." — 00:02:53.
- Summons the spirit of the juicy cockroach: "Just the juiciest fucking cockroach you've ever seen." — 00:17:40. Effect: "everybody within <…> it does a 30-foot aura" — 00:17:54; "it's gonna give everybody temporary HP, five plus my druid level. So, nine." — 00:18:07; "we also get advantage on strength checks and strength saving throws while we're in the little thing" — 00:18:23. A cockroach voice says "It's the cockroach, I'm doing it." — 00:25:02.
- Mirror Image and a dance: "You guys see three dancing Kugrashes in a row." — 00:18:49.
- Flaming Sphere on an alligator: "Kugrash is playing the long game." — 00:39:21.
- As shark winks and dances for Pete: "I'm winking, I'm trying to give a Kugrash wink. You know, I do my dance." — 01:10:03; Brennan: "you just saw a shark show up." — 01:10:10.
- With the crown: "Stop attacking your fellow friends of the shit." — 01:22:30.
- Weeps for the rats: "They were tricked." — 01:25:00; "A viking funeral for my brothers." — 01:24:47.
UC E5: A New York Wedding
- Insight 24 on the crown. "I think I was wearing it." — 00:02:02.
- Worried for the pigeons: "The pigeons are gonna get offed! I'm predicting it!" — 00:12:30.
- Dances with Perry; Perception 23.
- "Eh, you know, it doesn't matter. This guy is bad news." — 00:48:39 (about Robert and Gabriela).
- "I wasn't always a rat." — 00:56:16; "I was a human. I was a guy." — 00:56:29; "Kugrich." — 00:56:54; was "a stockbroker" — 00:56:44 (answer to Ricky's question).
- To Esther: "do you still see your mom?" — 01:10:06.
- Cries at Wally's basket: "Kugrash breaks down crying." — 01:40:47. Leaves the note: "Rat Jesus loves you, and I'm watching you." — 01:42:25.
UC E6: The War of Bugs and Rats
- Misty Steps onto the roof ("Like a really gross Nightcrawler" — 00:14:32) and uses "my crown's ability" for four rat swarms — 00:14:46; "I summon you, my babies." — 00:14:59.
- Flaming Sphere through a hole: "I'm gonna create a Flaming Sphere and send it through the hole." — 00:39:19; damage 5 (00:40:03).
- Third-level Cure Wounds on Pete for 14 — 01:03:07.
- Summons a "juicy cockroach": "I summon a juicy cockroach and me and Ricky get temp HP" — 01:04:28.
- Conjure Animals (the spell, separate from the crown): dog and spider both flee — 01:27:43, 01:31:04.
- Acrobatics 18 through the hole into the pizza parlor — 01:43:22.
- Bonus action to move his aura 60 feet to the middle of the room: "I can move the aura 60 feet." — 01:43:38.
UC E7: We Need to Talk About Pete
- Turns into "a real busted dalmatian" to follow Ricky (00:16:48); fails to keep up, Con check natural 3 (00:23:46).
- At David's house: sobs, nat 20 on Investigate, finds the box "Bruce Kugrich" and the letter "to Dad" (00:40:22, 00:44:07); reads it: "I leave the letter, because I'll remember it." — 00:46:41.
- "Fuck me. Was such a goddamn rat." — 00:46:50.
- At the meeting: "I think… I have kids. I have kids." — 01:36:59; argues for including Pete: "Pete should be part of this discussion." — 01:37:12.
- Casts Cure Wounds on Nod — 01:58:26; in the preview: "I'm going to summon the power of the juicy cockroach and call upon my people, the rats!" — 02:00:57 (preview).
UC E8: Subway Skirmish
- Insight 17 on Alejandro (00:02:24); summons "the power of the juicy cockroach" (00:03:00).
- Claims the subway: "I own this shit, you fucking asshole. You walk around in your hooves?" — 00:04:24.
- Calls the rats: "We're all willing to die, right rats?" — 00:05:16. On Epona's death: "Live like a rat, die like a rat." — 00:44:11.
- Wild Shapes into a bear (00:51:28); ends it to cast Call Lightning — 01:05:21.
- With bear Athletics he carries Pete and Nod to the train — 01:31:58–01:32:19.
- On the platform as the train leaves, bear with "One bear paw on the glass." — 01:42:47.
- Confession on the walk: "I was a white collar criminal. I was a bad person and I took money that I was supposed to invest." — 01:50:49. Reveal: "Gabriela Sinclaire, your crush's mom, was my partner, and I screwed her over and she turned me into a rat. She's a witch, so she could also have something to do with this." — 01:50:49 (his own claim that Gabriela Sinclair is a witch who turned him into a rat).
UC E9: Borough of Dreams
- Recap: "Live like a rat, die like a rat." — 00:00:00 (recap); Murph shouts "20!" — 00:00:16 (recap).
- Tells Wally: "I'm your da, I'm your dad." — 00:04:20. "I was turned into a rat permanently by a curse." — 00:05:58. "I am a piece of shit" — 00:05:58.
- "I could never, ever be mad at you, Wally, god dammit." — 00:07:25.
- Wants to use the Bagel of All Things for a Divination: "The bagel lets me do a Divination, kinda like ask—" — 00:55:32.
- Casts Dispel Magic on Wally — 00:46:34. Perception 17 — 01:08:00.
- Learns about his curse: "Thank you, Gabby. Fuck me." — 01:09:37.
- Casts Cure Wounds on the money virus — 01:14:50. Investigate 16 — 01:14:23.
- Refuses Priya's Polaroid: "I'll crawl through a fucking vent before I do that." — 01:51:40. On the roof of the art show he scarfs food — 01:59:21.
UC E10: Panic at the Art Show
- Wild Shape ape (Sleight of Hand 16) opens a spigot — 00:10:32; Nature 20 finds spiderwebs — 00:11:35.
- Giant Insect: three giant spiders, shown as one spider and two roaches; initiative 18 — 00:36:08–00:37:23.
- Webs for a safe landing, Perry the Pigeon, spirit-totem hawk reaction giving advantage — 01:05:21.
- Cure Wounds third level (18) on Sofia — 01:29:29–01:29:48.
- Thunder Wave at third level on the water tower posts — 01:51:29.
- Sleeps at Wally's: dog bed and charcuterie — 02:17:08–02:17:37.
UC E11: Home for the Holidays
- Lives with Wally ("I live in a house now") and watches Die Hard 1 and 2 — 00:35:08, 00:37:35. Has a plan to pose as Wally's dog at David's — 00:39:21.
- Says he last saw the film before becoming a rat — 00:36:06. Wild Shape: giant eagle at the balloon, rescues Pete — 01:14:23, 01:15:59.
- Pets Centifax; Animal Handling 24 — 01:17:01.
- Scraps a Divination Bagel reading — 01:31:35–01:32:30. Contacts Perry — 01:33:35.
- Domesticates a stray dog as a present for Wally — 01:39:00. Dispel Magic attack 14 fails to break the Umbral Arcana on David — 01:40:30. Brennan: "It's the best Christmas that you've had in years, far and away." — 01:41:28.
UC E12: Broadway Brawl
- Wall of Fire (fourth level, 20 feet, ring) on the Seelie: first roll called "40" — 00:14:05 — but it was a mistaken 8d8, real damage "around 30" — 00:31:43; the juicy cockroach — 00:15:20; Dispel Magic fails (2) — 00:48:14; natural 1 Acrobatics: "Kugrash face plants" — 00:49:01; Thunder Wave (third level) kills a pixie — 01:19:05.
- Blinded by Titania's blast (48 damage) — 01:25:01–01:25:28; becomes a brown bear — 01:45:39; Healing Word on Wally for 8 — 01:46:15.
- Throws Sondheim at a pixie — 01:57:39.
- Wally is Kugrash's son (Murph plays both): "Dad, we're in a musical!" — 01:14:04.
UC E13: Faeries and Feces
- Wild Shapes as a dog to hide from David — 01:27:07
- Reveals himself to David: "I'm not a rat. I am your father. I didn't run away. I was cursed by a witch." — 01:28:10
- Pops poppy seeds from the Bagel of All Things into David's mouth, and after a few minutes can explain — 01:29:00, 01:29:32
- Tells David he hid in the subway tunnels, then learned empathy: "I had to have something bad happen to me before I could learn to help other people." — 01:30:34
- Admits he had neglected the homeless since moving in with Wally: "Probably less so." — 01:31:39
- Told David about Moses: "I'm actually going after him at the moment" — 01:32:09
- Overhears Esther's story outside the coffee shop; "Murph is looking down at the table." — 01:39:57
- Conjures an earth elemental for the card game — 01:43:46
- Casts Guidance on Ricky — 01:49:14
- Receives a Rolex and a spell card he Brennan: "Which you haven't had since your businessman days" — 01:19:27
UC E14: Showdown at the Stock Exchange
- Summons Cockrash: "Cockrash! I summon thee!" — 00:02:46; "I'm going to use my crown to summon rats." — 00:03:19
- Hides inside a rat swarm to keep concentration — 00:04:48
- Giant eagle; Rolex Haste; Dash 160 feet; talons 9, beak 5 on Moses: "I'm a real shit eagle." — 00:35:44, 00:36:43
- Wisdom save 19 versus Moses's frightening look — 00:37:38
- Moses recognises him under the eagle shape: "Bruce Kugrich, you look different than the last time I saw you." — 00:37:44; Kugrash: "I wasn't a rat or an eagle, yeah!" — 00:37:52; the fear effect does not take hold — 00:38:15
- Sends the fire elemental after the robot holding Ricky; Ally: "Ricky! Literally a fire is trying to help save you." — 00:34:18; Kugrash to Ricky: "you're a fireman, right?" — 00:34:25
- Fire elemental in the vampire's cockpit; Moses chokes him and paralyses: "Not so quick, little bird." — 01:09:39
- Constitution save "1 and a 2" and later "Nat fucking 1" at the end of his turn — 01:09:27, 01:37:36
- Considers the Bagel of All Things; Brennan: "I, as the DM, haven't invented a mechanic for what that does, because what it does is so potent." — 01:45:06, 01:45:09
- Wall of Fire (5d8, 18 damage) on Moses; Polymorph on a pilot costs its last legendary resistance — 02:02:13, 02:25:17, 02:25:34
- "It makes you part of New York." (Kugrash on the bagel) — 02:01:59
UC E15: Hall of Heroes
- Naughty list — 00:04:26, 00:05:18
- Casts Greater Restoration on Sofia: "it'd be my last fifth level spell" — 00:08:24
- Flies as an eagle to David's house — 00:43:42; steals 50-60 letters and some of David's hair; Healing Word revives David — 00:50:39, 00:54:10
- Admits to Esther that her mother's betrayer "might have been me" — 01:46:42
- Casts Remove Curse on Esther at Tompkins Square Park with the crown on his head — 01:51:18, 01:51:22
UC E16: Times Squaremageddon
- Sees "a time when he took his family to a baseball game" in the 80s — 00:03:59
- Dispels a flame pillar, then a tornado that chased Rowan (22) — 00:16:29, 00:48:44
- Summons the unicorn totem: "healing spells that I do restore people equal to my druid level. If you're in the aura." — 00:15:11, 00:16:41
- Gives rats to the party; the rats: "Finally, the great day of alliance between the rats and the giant folk!" — 00:17:36
- Wants to call "the gnome that has the clock on" (Siobhan: "Bilbry?"); Brennan refuses: "unless you have been in a fight with people before, you cannot call them to this battle"; calls Em instead — 00:48:55, 00:49:02, 00:49:07, 00:49:15
- Calls Em; "I'm out of Wild Shapes" — 00:49:15, 00:17:29
- Takes 28 from an attack; later heals the platform with a second-level Cure Wounds — 01:21:16, 01:29:03
- Murph asks "Can I use my Haste thing after a short rest? 'Cause I used my watch during the last fight", Brennan says yes, and Kugrash uses it — 01:26:04, 01:26:19, 01:26:21
UC E17: Times Squaremageddon Pt. 2
- Down from fire (31); death save 14; weakly pulls the bagel from his bag — 00:03:05, 00:03:43, 00:34:23
- Private scene: the Dream shows his abandoned family; Kugrash: "I used to be a lot like you. You're a rat." — 00:20:13, 00:21:26
- Eats the Bagel of All Things (the whole thing); the crown floats off; his consciousness expands — 00:55:01, 00:55:10
- Casts a fifth-level Cure Wounds on Kingston (as a handshake) and asks Kingston: "My son is a vampire." and "If you could make him not a vampire." — 00:56:44, 00:56:46
- Bites Robert's spirit — 00:58:03; sees the whole inscription, and the naughty/nice list — 00:58:12, 00:58:51
- Speaks the full inscription and denies it — 01:23:52
- Remains as a spirit over the city; talks to David by Mind Link — 01:41:17–01:42:00
"But American Dreams change." — 00:21:56
then: "And then I eat the bagel." — 00:22:08