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Santa's list
Santa's list is Santa's missing list of the good and bad, which he says was in the glove box of the sleigh UC E2·01:20:00 UC E2·01:20:09. Sofia says that whoever holds it would know the bad people and thus the corruptible souls, and Santa agrees UC E2·01:20:20 UC E2·01:20:29. He says it is extremely important to get it back and that Heaven and Hell also use his list for bookkeeping UC E2·01:20:57 UC E2·01:22:41.
Santa's list is Santa's magical record of naughty and nice, and Santa says Heaven and Hell have been using it for their own bookkeeping UC E2·01:20:09 UC E2·01:22:41. In the fourth fight Isabella says she stole it and got Santa off his sled, but the party finds nothing on her UC E10·01:19:55 UC E10·02:13:19. Pete says Moses "has everything now", with the list, and the party adds the key to the city and the time stone UC E13·00:57:55 UC E13·00:58:03.
Moses pulls the list out of his coat at the Stock Exchange, it glows, and he discards it; the party later finds it on the dais UC E14·00:18:53 UC E14·02:29:57. It holds names of people alive and dead, and Dale is on the nice list UC E14·02:33:04 UC E14·02:33:15. It is written in bold red fountain-pen calligraphy, half of the names are doomed to damnation per Brennan, and the party's ink cannot change it as it is absorbed into the list UC E15·00:04:04 UC E15·00:06:06. In the last battle Kugrash's name moves from the naughty list to the nice list as "Bruce Kugrich" UC E17·00:58:29 UC E17·00:58:51. Afterwards Wally asks for his list and Ally's Pete hands him "some kind of list" UC E17·01:36:20 UC E17·01:36:29.
By episode
UC E2: Mutant Santa Melee
- The naughty and nice list — Santa's missing list: "It was in the glove box of the sleigh." — 01:20:09; "It's extremely important that we find this list and get it back." — 01:20:57. Brennan does not describe the object; Santa says Heaven and Hell have kept using his list for bookkeeping — 01:22:41. Sofie suggests a thief would know "who the bad people were, thus the corruptible souls" — 01:20:20; Santa agrees: "They would indeed know the corruptible souls." — 01:20:29.