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NPCs · first: UC E1

Don Confetti

In the first episode Don Confetti is only mentioned: Misty asks about "Don Confetti and all of his people", the leader of the park pixies UC E1·01:56:51.

Don Confetti is a pixie crime boss whose card reads "Minute Mafia Mastermind" UC E3·01:34:33. He says "I am the mastermind behind all the tiny little crimes that happen in New York City" UC E3·01:37:41. He is the father of the bride at the wedding, and says "I and my family are very teeny tiny" UC E5·00:14:36.

During the play he is under Titania's thrall, orders "Get Sondheim!", and garrotes Sofia with "This curtain's for you" UC E12·00:17:20 UC E12·00:22:42 UC E12·01:40:15. He is held, beaten and chained by the party UC E12·01:43:47 UC E12·01:54:37 UC E12·02:03:05. Held in a circle, he says he stopped paying the tithe to Titania and worked with Hell, and that Isabella spent the tithe on herself and Mr Moses UC E13·00:54:02 UC E13·00:54:46 UC E13·00:55:19.

Ricky pulls him into the last fight, but he flies into the subway instead of helping UC E16·01:15:57 UC E16·01:52:40. Afterwards he says he will move to Arizona and change his name UC E17·01:26:17.

By episode

UC E1: Start Spreading the News

  • Don Confetti — leader of the park pixies per Misty: "Don Confetti and all of his people?" — 01:56:51. Only mentioned.

UC E3: Pigeon Plus Ones

  • Don Confetti — pixie; card "DON CONFETTI / MINUTE MAFIA MASTERMIND" 01:34:33. "I am the mastermind behind all the tiny little crimes that happen in New York City." — 01:37:41. Smokes a cigar at a pizza-table, "about that tall" — 01:34:40. On his daughter's groom: "The only bird I ever loved is a bird I killed when a crow tried to eat my babies." — 01:36:34; "I loved that he was dead." — 01:36:42.

UC E4: Scramble in the Sewers

  • Don Confetti — recap: "Don Confetti's daughter is getting married." — 00:00:27 (Em, recap). Named otherwise only in the preview.

UC E5: A New York Wedding

  • Don Confetti — father of the bride; "Funny, is it appropriate in your various cultures to say hi at a wedding, leave for the entire ceremony, and then come back" — 00:14:03. "I and my family are very teeny tiny." — 00:14:36. Dances with Angela: "If he ever crosses you, he'll be sleeping with the fishes." — 00:25:02. Calls Robert "my friend Robert" — 00:41:24. Goes to "verbally harass the DJ" — 00:43:23. Says to Misty he does it "because you have asked this favor of me" — 00:43:40.

UC E7: We Need to Talk About Pete

  • Don Confetti (named in speech) — told Kingston about the pixies at the Confetti wedding on Sunday: "Don had told me" — 00:55:58; "According to Don Confetti" — 00:59:43.

UC E12: Broadway Brawl

  • Don Confetti — pixie crime boss, under Titania's thrall (loopy eyes) — 00:17:20. Orders "Get Sondheim!" — 00:22:42; shoots the box seat — 00:40:13; garrotes Sofia: "Bicicleta, you have acted outside of the interests of the family. This curtain's for you." — 01:40:15; "You will die a married woman." — 01:40:37. Held by Esther's Hold Person — 01:43:47; beaten unconscious by Sofia (33) — 01:54:37; Kingston drops him with Guiding Bolt (14) — 01:57:13; chained by Esther — 02:03:05.

UC E13: Faeries and Feces

  • Don Confetti — captured pixie mafia boss, tied in the circle: "I'm not talking with nobody." — 00:50:52; with Zone of Truth confesses; his fifth daughter's wedding was lavish — 01:00:04
    • Says the highway hex kept the faeries out; he stopped paying the tithe to Titania when it was finished and was done for tax evasion; worked with Hell because "they had somebody on the ground here in New York"; Isabella spent the tithe "on herself and on Mr Moses" — 00:54:02, 00:54:46, 00:55:19

UC E16: Times Squaremageddon

  • Don Confetti: pulled in by Ricky: "Oh, what the fuck is going on here? Why have you done this to me?" — 01:15:57; "flies right into the subway" instead of helping — 01:51:25, 01:52:40. A pixie per the players' talk — 01:15:19–01:15:22

UC E17: Times Squaremageddon Pt. 2

  • Don Confetti: beaten after the storm; "I shall do as many other crime folk have done before me, and move to Arizona, and change my name and burn my fingerprints off." — 01:26:17; "I have never made any bones about it, I'm quite bad." — 01:26:39; Sofia promises to come back every year to beat him — 01:26:24, 01:26:29