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Chancellor Lapin Cadbury
Chancellor Lapin Cadbury is a rabbit who is the chaplain of Castle Candy, a primogen of the Bulbian Church, and the royal tutor of the young princesses CC E1·00:12:27. He gives a droning history lecture that begins in the year 1102 CC E1·00:14:06. Calroy says he was about 90 minutes into a lesson, and the queen says he was bamboozled by scarecrows CC E1·00:34:15 CC E1·00:59:02.
Lapin is a rabbit priest who serves the Bulbian Church as a primogen while drawing his power from the Sugar-Plum Fairy: he bows at the Fairy's stones and says he has done what she asked of him in an official capacity CC E1·01:43:11 CC E1·01:46:51. In the Sucrosi Road ambush he heals Ruby and the king, and the light smells of sugar-plum to the princesses CC E2·00:29:19 CC E2·00:31:00. He tells Ruby that if people knew where he got his power he would be dead, and that hers is not from the Bulb CC E3·00:05:38 CC E3·00:27:13. He tells the Pontifex and Alfredi that the cloud was the Bulb shining on them CC E3·01:11:32 CC E3·01:48:43.
At the cathedral he swears to the Bulb and leads the knights to Liam, but then fights beside the party, casting Fly on Theobald and healing Liam CC E5·01:42:13 CC E6·00:38:07 CC E6·00:38:45. Keradin strikes him down; his last words are that the Bulb cares for no one, and he dies CC E6·01:08:07 CC E6·01:41:29 CC E6·01:41:50. Jet later says he deserved a greater death CC E7·00:51:12. In the temple vision he speaks with Liam and says of the Fairy that she sucked CC E15·00:30:38 CC E15·00:41:05. At the wish he tells Liam there is nothing wrong with being a seed guy CC E17·02:12:35.
Character sheet — A Crown of Candy
A Crown of Candy sheet of Chancellor Lapin Cadbury (played by Zac Oyama). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.
Skills
- Athletics: -1 CC E2·00:30:22—
- Insight: +5 CC E4·01:48:46—
- Perception: +3 CC E4·00:40:25+3 CC E1·00:14:19—
Features
- Silver-Tongued — Feat shown on the character card. CC E2·00:28:21
- Celestial Patron (Sugar-Plum Fairy) — Zac: "I am a warlock of the Celestial Patron, or the Sugar-Plum Fairy". CC E2·00:31:00
- Healing Light — Bonus action: gives the king a d6 of healing. CC E2·00:31:00
- Healing Light (60 feet, 3d6) — Cast as a bonus action at 60 feet; rolls 3d6 (6, 6, 1 = 13) on Amethar. CC E4·00:52:32 CC E4·00:52:53 CC E4·00:55:31
Spells
- Light — Cantrip; shown when the Fairy asks about Mending, which he does not have. CC E1·01:48:34
- Cure Wounds — Cast on Ruby from the carriage roof. CC E2·00:30:36
- Agonizing Blast — Zac: "I'm using Agonizing Blast"; a d10 roll of 10 plus 4 = 14. CC E2·01:22:11 CC E2·01:22:20
- Cure Wounds (second level) — Cast at second level on the king; Brennan: "That is your second and last spell." CC E2·00:59:10 CC E2·00:59:14
- Word of Radiance — Used against two enemies next to him, d6 radiant damage to each; neither takes damage. CC E2·01:40:47 CC E2·01:41:25
- Illusory Script — Writes "for Candia" invisibly on a note under the visible word "Lapin". CC E5·00:29:48 CC E5·00:30:32
- Fly — Cast on Theobald; Brennan: speed 60 feet. CC E6·00:38:07 CC E6·00:44:07
Items
- Foil cape and robes — Robes and cape made of the Easter-coloured foil of a chocolate bunny. CC E1·00:12:27
- Lollistaff — Zac spins it before an Insight check on Keradin. CC E4·01:49:04
By episode
CC E1: There Is Strength in Sweetness
- Chaplain of Castle Candy, primogen of the Bulbian Church, royal tutor: "I'm the royal tutor, so I'm teaching the young princesses about the kingdom of Calorum." — 00:12:27
- Droning history lecture: "In the year 1102, we were at war with the, the bread people..." — 00:14:06
- Is fooled by scarecrows for about 90 minutes — 00:34:15; the queen: "You were bamboozled by scarecrows." — 00:59:02
- Reaction to the wind chimes: slips away to the Sugar-Plum stones, Deception 15 — 01:40:04, 01:40:24
- At the stones he bows, tries to piece the broken cup together (flat Charisma check 12), and talks with the Fairy; shows he serves her: "I have done what you have asked of me, in an official capacity." — 01:43:11, 01:43:36, 01:46:51
- Asks whether the Rocks family "is worth such boldness" — 01:47:42
- Does not know the cantrip Mending; he has Light — 01:48:30–01:48:34
- Complains of being compared to an egg: "I do not sound like an egg—" — 01:31:43
- Tricks Limon into walking to the back of the caravan — 01:52:45
- Chancellor Lapin Cadbury — PC; card: "CHANCELLOR LAPIN CADBURY / CHAPLAIN OF CASTLE CANDY AND PRIMOGEN OF THE BULBIAN CHURCH" — 00:12:30
CC E2: Ambush On the Sucrosi Road
- Is threatened by Jet at the start of the fight: "I know that you're working with the Sugar-Plum Fairy, so heal my fucking sister or everyone knows." (said by Jet) — 00:11:01
- Prays quietly to the Sugar-Plum Fairy, climbs on the carriage roof and heals Ruby (Cure Wounds); the light looks Bulbian, but Jet and Ruby smell sugar-plum — 00:29:19, 00:31:53
- Healing Light on the king, d6 gives 5 — 00:31:00, 00:31:30
- Jumps off the wagon to reach the king: "I hate this." — 00:58:55; takes 6 falling damage — 00:58:43
- Fires an Eldritch Blast with Agonizing Blast while shouting "For Bulbia"; "a screaming helix of purple sugarplum energy blasts out of his open hand" (DM) — 01:22:26
- Casts Word of Radiance (both targets save) and heals Amethar for 2 — 01:40:36, 01:41:23
- Does not trust the Imperials; checks Grissini and later tells the lie that Ruby "is touched by the Bulbian faith" — 01:56:08, 01:59:24
"It is not— look, I know that you think you know something, but that is, there are a thousand bigger fish to fry." — 00:32:00
"Yes, we can all agree that this was very holy indeed." — 01:22:45
CC E3: Keep Sharp
- To Ruby: "If you don't, if people knew what I did, and where I got my power, I would be dead." — 00:05:38; "It's not worth it to die for this." — 00:05:55
- Says "We're all going to die. Unless you listen to me right now." — 00:22:57; Calroy tells him that is "a condition you may be experiencing as true, but it might say more about you than the situation." — 00:23:11
- Tells Ruby that her power "It's not from the Bulb." — 00:27:13; the DM confirms "That's correct." — 00:27:17
- Asks that Jet and Liam not talk about "a bit of a conversation before all of this started" — 00:29:17
- Is greeted by the Pontifex as "Primogen Lapin"; says "It was truly a miracle. The Bulb did greatly shine on us this day." — 01:11:12, 01:11:32
- Is left by the Pontifex to wait while she visits the emperor; Insight 21 on Plumbeline; she "looks pissed" — 01:52:15, 01:52:30
- Under questioning by Alfredi lies that the cloud was "the Bulb shining down on us" (Deception 14), then (Persuasion 25) says of the Sugar-Plum Fairy that Candia has "a deep history ... of different, you know, more primitive religions." — 01:48:43, 01:49:05, 01:49:43
- Swears to the Pontifex "it would never happen in my watch." — 01:50:48
- Does not sign up for the tournament because "I can't cast spells in front of these people." — 02:08:26
- Insight 24 on Plumbeline: "She is not less or more mad than before." — 02:12:56
CC E4: The Grand Tournament
- Gets the Swirlies to hold two glasses of wine each: "Now just hold them." — 00:27:35
- Delays his turn "down the river" — 00:27:52, 00:28:16
- Perception in the Box of Doom: 8, with +3 (DC 20) — fails to notice the king's breathing trouble; Brennan later calls it an 11 — 00:40:31, 00:43:06
- Athletics 19 to shove the Swirlies into Alfredi so the wine soaks her ("You feel the sugar of the Sugar-Plum Fairy") — 00:52:13, 00:52:14
- Healing Light as a bonus action (60 feet), 3d6: 6, 6, 1 = 13 on Amethar — 00:52:43, 00:52:53, 00:55:31
- Deception 14 to cover it (advantage; dice "A nat 1 and a 5") — 00:53:35, 00:53:40
- Arcana 18; Insight 13 on the Pontifex (Brennan later: "With that 14 Insight") — 01:17:57, 01:18:43, 01:20:18
- Yells "Call off the fight!" — Persuasion with advantage 21 — 01:20:59, 01:21:13
- Insight natural 20 on Keradin with Theobald's help — 01:48:56
- Orders the guard out: "I am of the Church- I’m a Primogen of the Church." — 01:52:20
- Deception 25 (pretending to unshackle Keradin) — 01:53:35
- Persuasion 22 on Grissini (DC 20, advantage) — 01:55:56
- Slaps Keradin, then "Where is your Bulb now?" — 01:54:29, 01:56:47
- Fears Liam "may have been found out" and offers to talk to the Church — 01:45:28, 01:47:01
CC E5: Lapin's Big Day
- Calroy to Lapin outside the garrison: "Very well done, Chancellor." — 00:16:04
- Asks Calroy for boats: "I think it would be wise if we figured out, if we explored our options in the routes of a boat." — 00:19:20
- Names the arrest: "And my authority as Primogen of the Bulbian Church." — 00:22:29; "We have found you out, we know you made the daggers." — 00:22:57
- At the cathedral tells the Pontifex "I of course swear to the Bulb." — 01:42:13; leads the knights to Liam — 01:45:22
- Announces: "Liam Wilhelmina, you are sentenced by the church—" — 01:50:02; Theobald casts Message to him ("you can respond to me"), and Lapin answers "I think he comes with us, that will be the best" — 01:52:18, 01:52:21
CC E6: Chaos in the Cathedral
- Sits on the left side of the dais with the Pontifex on the right; asks that Cal come ("Cal seems like he would be there") — 00:05:53, 00:06:09.
- Tries to shame Basha Myaso into fighting: "Wow, you're gonna let the King Amethar take all the glory of fighting the Bulb." — 00:34:15; the roll is 7 and Basha refuses — 00:34:54, 00:35:07.
- Reads the relic book in two parts (see Spells and World lore) — 00:36:16, 01:10:06.
- Casts Fly on Theobald and heals Liam; "I thought I kicked your ass earlier." (to Keradin, in-character) — 00:38:07, 00:38:45, 00:39:54.
- Struck for 18, 14 and 19 (51 total, "I had 50 and he hit me for 51"), spits in Keradin's eye — 01:07:10, 01:08:07, 01:08:22.
- Death saves: 2 01:10:43; 2 01:30:54; then the last, 13 01:38:54.
- Final words after an Insight check with advantage of 14: "The Bulb cares for no one." — 01:40:28, 01:41:29.
- Hears the Sugar-Plum Fairy: "They wouldn't have survived this without you. My third wish is for you to come home." — 01:41:41. His own earlier line: "I had another wish. You're supposed to— I was supposed to do a third thing for you." — 01:30:44
- Fate as the DM states it: "With a final twitch, Lapin is gone." — 01:41:50
CC E7: Escape From the Bulb Creeps
CC E13: Family Ties
- Lapin (the rabbit priest killed in CC_05/CC_06 — as the transcript says only "my little bunny, Lapin") — 01:59:35
CC E15: The Two Balls
- Lapin (Chancellor Lapin Cadbury, from CC_01; the Cathedral of Saint Arugula scene is in CC_05) — appears to Liam in the dissolving ruin; he partly disintegrates and "keeps, like, replacing and replenishing himself" (Brennan), three wishes in his chest; apologises: "I'm sorry I grabbed you by the throat earlier." (from CC_14, the hand at the end) — 00:27:04, 00:27:17; "I guess I'm here just to pack up, so to speak." — 00:28:39; "I have to take these things to The Hungry One." — 00:28:49; Jet and Lazuli "are already gone" — 00:30:47; on Liam's question whether the queen has "a mini Hungry One", "It's kind of like a living spell"; asked if it will grow up and eat everyone: "Maybe, I don't know." — 00:41:13, 00:41:21; "I do not like that carrot man" and "before he killed me I found some information" (not told) — 00:31:54, 00:32:10; "It's the energy to change." — 00:39:03; memory: as a "young, scrappy urchin" thief he steals a tome from a Sweetening Path monastery and summons the Sugar-Plum Fairy — 00:46:33
CC E17: For Candia! (Part 2)
- Lapin (Chancellor Lapin Cadbury, from CC_01; voice and rabbit at the wish) — "Yeah, there's nothing wrong with being a seed guy." 02:12:35