Player characters · first: CR E1
May Wong
In the first episode May Wong is described as stunning and regal, with long black hair piled on her head, wearing a gown of 1850s fashion wrapped in furs CR E1·00:14:01. She calls Dracula her husband and says they are waiting for him to come back home CR E1·00:14:57. She says they met when she was performing in the town, because she was not getting the parts she wanted in New York CR E1·00:15:58. She introduces Squing as her adopted son and herself as his legal guardian CR E1·00:47:20.
May Wong is an actress who met Count Dracula while performing in Transylvania, became a vampire, and calls him her husband CR E1·00:15:58 CR E1·00:14:57. She is a sorcerer and casts detect thoughts on the businessman and darkness at the coffin CR E1·00:51:24 CR E1·00:56:26. In the second episode she pulls Percival with shadowy tendrils and asks him who sent him; he says the club wants to be mortal again CR E2·00:51:21 CR E2·01:12:01. She answers "Because I'm beautiful forever" CR E2·01:12:50. Dracula's letter to Setzer, read aloud by Wetzel, says she constantly desires his attention, and she answers "I'm fun!" before rallying with "just a little bump in the road" CR E2·01:38:14 CR E2·01:38:52 CR E2·01:40:39.
In the third episode she bites a teacup pig, charms Florina, and persuades Zaria not to see Dracula, then reads Dracula's letter to Zaria aloud CR E3·00:13:11 CR E3·00:15:36 CR E3·00:57:27 CR E3·01:00:21. She gains the Disturbing Cackle and bluffs Keith at the bridge CR E3·01:05:50 CR E3·01:14:24. In the fourth episode she casts the Cackle, which makes the werewolves slower, and her vampiric scream kills werewolf four CR E4·00:34:06 CR E4·01:04:19. In the fifth episode she parleys with Daciana, promising "we will not try to revive him", and rehires Madam Malquet and the staff CR E5·00:19:15 CR E5·00:59:41.
In the fifth episode she reads Dracula's letter to her aloud, in which he writes "But May, I don't love you", and she says "I gotta live for me" CR E5·01:24:22. She accepts leadership with "I accept!" CR E5·01:32:33. In the sixth episode she refuses to kiss the beast Dracula, then cuts her palm and lets her blood drip onto him, giving him all her blood points CR E6·00:35:09 CR E6·01:04:00 CR E6·01:04:36. She says the party owes Wetzel more than "get back to work" CR E6·01:26:26. Dracula's last command puts her in charge of the castle, household and his state duties CR E6·01:42:05. She plans to make the town "the jewel of Eastern Europe" CR E6·01:48:21.
Character sheet — Coffin Run
Coffin Run sheet of May Wong (played by Erika Ishii). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.
Features
- Fanged bite — Bite attack on a grabbed victim: +5 to hit (17 against 12) and 1d4 + 2 damage; on a hit she can drink and roll a blood-pool die CR E2·00:27:56 CR E2·00:28:05
- Blood pool — The table's blood-point rule: on a melee hit she drinks and rolls 1d4+2 blood points, up to 10; points are spent to heal and recover spell slots; her first roll is 3 CR E2·00:28:27 CR E2·00:29:07
- Quicken Spell — Quickens a spell, here the Vampiric Grasp hand, to a bonus action to grab a union worker CR E2·00:27:26 CR E2·00:27:39
- Spider Climb — A vampire ability, not a spell: she walks up the wall, 35 feet in total CR E2·00:50:52 CR E2·00:51:05
- Spending blood points — Spends two blood points to get 2d6 back (eight) while healing and recovering spells CR E3·00:24:13 CR E3·00:24:55
- Disturbing Cackle — Unlocks a new ability after reading Dracula's letter to Zaria CR E3·01:05:50
- Cackle — A shrill laugh, DC 16: everything near her makes a Constitution save or takes 14 psychic damage and is slowed by 10 feet; the GM calls it a homebrew spell made for May CR E4·00:34:06 CR E4·00:34:38 CR E4·00:35:08 CR E4·00:35:29 CR E4·00:35:49
- Fifi the Pomeranian — She whistles up Fifi, a little Pomeranian with the stats of a dire wolf CR E4·00:11:22 CR E4·00:11:28
- Werewolf blood points — Drinking werewolves gives her a separate counter of werewolf blood points, three so far CR E4·00:58:37 CR E4·00:59:00
- Vampiric Scream — A scream in a 15-foot cube centered on her: creatures make a saving throw CR E4·01:04:19
- Sunlight weakness — At dawn the sun greatly weakens May and Squing; she loses Eyes of Dark, Strength of the Grave, Deathless Nature, Spider Climb and her vampiric bite, keeps her sorcery abilities and has six spell slots CR E5·00:02:28 CR E5·00:09:54 CR E5·00:10:34
Spells
- Detect Thoughts — Cast on the businessman; he makes a Wisdom save CR E1·00:51:24
- Darkness — Cast as the railworker lingers; he disappears and they are left in a dark void with the coffin CR E1·00:56:26
- Vampiric Grasp — A reskinned Mage Hand: a shadowy taloned hand starts the train from the engine car CR E2·00:23:26
- Shadow tendrils — Shadowy tendrils pull Percival 10 feet toward her; he fails a Strength save and takes 1d8 necrotic damage CR E2·00:51:21 CR E2·00:51:35
- Friends — Gives her advantage on the Charisma check against Percival CR E2·01:11:34
- Hold Person — Wisdom save or paralyzed; cast on Wetzel CR E2·01:37:40 CR E2·01:37:49
- Charm Person — Wisdom save, Florina gets a 4 and thinks of them as friends CR E3·00:15:25 CR E3·00:15:36
- Thaumaturgy — Shadowy mist and hand slam the bent wheel back into place (Arcana, a dirty 20) CR E4·00:09:51 CR E4·00:10:19 CR E4·00:10:38
- Silvery Barbs — A reaction used when a creature within 60 feet succeeds on an attack, check or save CR E4·00:15:29
- Shadow Step — Disappears in a booming cloud of mist and teleports to the train CR E4·01:18:55
- Quickened Vampiric Grasp — Quickened Vampiric Grasp conjures a hand that lifts the pin of the coal cart: Strength save, 13 against 12 CR E4·01:21:14 CR E4·01:21:36
Items
- Dracula's letter to May — A letter she reads aloud: "But May, I don't love you. I'm sorry. I tried." CR E5·01:24:22
By episode
CR E1: Down For The Count
- "a stunning, classical, gorgeous good looks, regal, with long black locks piled atop of her head, wearing a gown that is the height of 1850s fashion and wrapped in furs" — 00:14:01
- Calls Dracula her husband: "we're just waiting for my husband to come back home" — 00:14:57; met when she performed here: "we met when I was performing here in this beautiful little town" — 00:15:58; "I wasn't getting the parts that I wanted in New York" — 00:15:58; "I did play in New York in the Times Square." — 00:14:35
- Granny Dalca says "I heard that's what you do for the Count six days a week"; May: "usually, it's about seven days a week" — 00:15:22–00:15:26
- Has made acquaintances with the locals and the local folk performers, including Mikhail — 00:16:52, 00:17:20
- Introduces Squing to the businessman as "my adopted son" and herself as "his legal guardian" — 00:47:20; Squing calls her "Mummy" — 00:38:47
- Casts detect thoughts on the businessman — 00:51:24; later casts darkness at the coffin — 00:56:26
- To Dracula: "now that you're here, we can get back to making adorable little babies." — 00:58:09
- Rolled initiative 10 — 01:03:26
CR E2: Attacks on the Tracks
- Calls Dracula "sweetie": "He just needs a nap." — 00:23:13; "a long trip and that unfortunate little incident with the cannonball" — 00:23:17
- Vampiric Grasp: "a reskinned Mage Hand goes into the engine car to start the train." — 00:23:26; Intelligence check 16 with Flash of Genius — 00:24:15
- Quicken Spell on the hand to grab a union worker by the kerchief and bite: "Sorry, I need to borrow this." — 00:27:48; bite 17 against 12 — 00:28:05; blood pool die 3 — 00:29:07; slips him a sugar cookie from her purse — 00:29:30
- To the worker: "It doesn't mean anything!" — 00:28:19; "Um, you know, I'll reach out." — 00:29:52
- Perception 4 on the woman's voice — 00:50:43; climbs the wall with Spider Climb, 35 feet — 00:51:05
- Pulls Percival 10 feet with shadowy tendrils (Strength save failed, 1d8 necrotic, 3 damage) — 00:51:21–00:52:56; Insight 5 — 00:53:15
- Uses Friends on Percival: "What is the AVVC? Who sent you?" — 01:12:01
- "If you have a quarrel with my hubby, you got a quarrel with me, buster!" — 01:12:35; "Because I'm beautiful forever." — 01:12:50; "That's false consciousness, babe." — 01:13:35
- Tries to bite Percival but gives up when Izzy and Squing recall that his bite did nothing and he tastes bad — 01:13:41–01:13:58
- Ends on top of the carriage as Drago pulls away — 01:14:27; calls to Wetzel "Wetzel! Get in the car, Wetzel." — 01:14:37
- Brings up the rumor herself (the others learn it from her; Arcana then confirms it): "So those guys are vampires and they want to kill Dracula because then they can not be vampires anymore." — 01:21:01; she says one of the attackers tried to tell her so: "It was like, what does he think, I'm dumb or something?" — 01:22:04
- Hold Person on Wetzel — 01:37:40; tries Wetzel's mirror: "I don't see anything except for Wetzel reflecting back behind me." — 01:40:00; "'Cause I'm a vampire." — 01:40:13
- Hurt by the letter's remark that she constantly wants Dracula's attention: "I'm fun!" — 01:38:52; then rallies: "just a little bump in the road." — 01:40:39
- Slaps the coffee out of Dimitri's hands — 01:47:33
- Advice to Wetzel: "you just keep buying plants until things feel better." — 01:59:43
CR E3: Let's Kill Everybody
- Walks into the barn: "Wetzel, I'm hungry." — 00:12:04; bites the teacup pig — 00:13:11
- Charm Person on Florina (Wisdom save 4); a straw into the pig gives one blood point; "Now, little girl, you're gonna forget that this conversation ever happened." — 00:15:25, 00:15:36, 00:15:48, 00:15:58
- Spends blood points to regain spells (2d6, eight) — 00:24:13, 00:24:55
- Keeps up the lie about her career: "I have been doing a lot of... … independent projects!" — 00:51:23; shows named: Sixpenny Opera (Aleksandr supplies it) — 00:55:27 and Phantom of the Vaudeville — 00:55:35; "I can have a career and settle down and find true love." — 00:54:19
- Persuasion to keep Zaria from seeing Dracula: 18, minus two — 00:57:27
- Reads Dracula's letter to Zaria aloud — 01:00:21–01:01:35; weeps happily: "Oh, I'm just real happy." — 01:02:39
- Promises to look after the house: "I'll take care of everything at the old homestead for you." — 01:01:56
- Gains the Disturbing Cackle — 01:05:50
- Deception 29 on Keith — 01:14:24; "Let's talk to the nice men at the bridge." — 01:15:14
- Shadow tendrils pull Aleksandr back — 01:19:00; 6 damage and 10 feet — 01:20:02, 01:20:06; bites a straggler (six blood) — 01:20:44, 01:20:51
- Walks over the bridge: "I am very good at not seeing things that I do not want to see." — 01:24:26
- Perception 4 for the wolves — 01:43:56
CR E4: Waylaid by Werewolves
- Inside the carriage; shouts "We have no quarrel with you!" and fails Insight (5): the werewolf "cannot be reasoned with in this moment" — 00:08:44, 00:09:06
- Thaumaturgy repairs the wheel: Arcana "a 20, a dirty 20", with a shadowy hand; "That'll get us back to the garage until we can get that buffed out." — 00:10:38, 00:11:09
- Whistles up Fifi, her Pomeranian (dire wolf stats) — 00:11:22, 00:11:28
- Silvery Barbs on the werewolf's nat 20 (reroll lower): the werewolf still rolls 19 — 00:15:29, 00:15:51
- Cackle: a homebrew spell by Jasmine for May; Con save, 14 psychic damage, slowed by 10 feet; Drago (18) is unaffected; the DC is 16 — 00:34:06–00:35:29
- Athletics 4 fails to drag the coffin — 00:37:18
- Opportunity bite on a retreating werewolf (22 to hit, five piercing) gives 3 werewolf blood points: "you feel yourself kind of become a part of the pack a bit." — 00:58:37, 00:59:00
- Vampiric scream: 15-foot cube, 20 damage, doubled for a crit; kills werewolf four — 01:04:19–01:05:29
- Shadow Step onto the train, necrotic mist (5 damage to the two that save), unhooks the coal cart with a quickened Vampiric Grasp hand: Strength save 9, rerolled 13 vs 12 — 01:18:55–01:21:49
- Fifi's fate: "Aw, he's out there living his best life, un-life." — 01:22:11
CR E5: Drac's Moved-In Castle
- Weakened by dawn; loses Eyes of Dark, Strength of the Grave, Deathless Nature, Spider Climb, vampiric bite and refilling her blood pool; keeps her sorcery abilities; has six spell slots — 00:02:28, 00:09:54–00:10:34
- Parley with Daciana: "Who is your quarrel with and why?" — 00:18:32; offers: "you have our word that we will not try to revive him. Let us pass." — 00:19:15
- After the hunters leave: "We did what we had to do. Besides, once he's back, I mean, what are they gonna do, attack us?" — 00:20:20
- Rehires Madam Malquet and tells her to rehire the staff — 00:59:41–00:59:47
- Tells the party about her life: "I was struggling back in New York. That's the whole reason I came here. There's no roles for me out there." — 01:16:06
- Reads Dracula's letter to her; reacts: "I knew that I would die for him and I did. Cause I always get what I want. But now I gotta live for me." — 01:24:22–01:26:10
- Melee attack 10 on a tour guest, fails; uses "Friends" on the one holding her; Intimidation 25; appears as a terrible shadow queen and drives the tour out — 01:26:52, 01:28:14–01:28:36, 01:30:04–01:30:15
- Accepts leadership: "I accept!" — 01:32:33
CR E6: Feed the Beast
- Recognises the piano: "Our song!" — 00:02:47; "This bimbo was sitting on that thing!" — 00:03:14; "My ass print is perfect!" — 00:03:18
- Rolls initiative "Six" — 00:05:29
- Uses Vampiric Scream as speech to lure the antiquers (Performance 24): "Come on over to Count Dracula!" — 00:30:49; they move 30 feet; Dracula takes 6 (half of 13) after saving — 00:34:36–00:34:43
- Refuses to kiss Dracula: "gotta be strong. Never touch your ex." — 00:35:09
- Climbs down by Spider Climb, hangs on the back of a pillar, then ceiling; cuts her palm to bleed on Dracula and gives all 10 blood points, three vials — 00:35:22, 01:04:00–01:04:41
- Uses Quicken Spell and a shadow tendril (spell save 16) on the goose Bobbert; 14 damage — 01:06:18–01:07:02
- Tells the party Wetzel is owed something: "And I think you owe Wetzel something other than just a, get back to work." — 01:26:26
- Her letter to Dracula, read by him alone — 01:31:05–01:33:34
- Named head of the household and the state duties in Dracula's last command — 01:42:05; Aleksandr calls her "Countess" — 01:48:19; her plan: "patron of the arts in this small, little backwater and turn it into the jewel of Eastern Europe" — 01:48:21