NPCs · first: CR E1
Dimitri
In the first episode Dimitri appears only in the next-episode preview clips at the very end, where a line is attributed to him: "I know something you don't know" CR E1·01:08:56.
In the second episode Jasmine reveals Dimitri hunched over Dracula's coffin in the carriage: two golden eyes, the face of a fruit bat, four feet seven, in a small schoolboy's outfit with a jaunty cap and shiny lacquered shoes, and she says the party recognizes him as Count Dracula's familiar CR E2·01:24:02. He tells them "For you have failed the master" CR E2·01:24:40. He says he was on an errand when he noticed the party was missing from the castle and divined that they had come to Fagari, and that delivering Dracula's correspondence is his job CR E2·01:27:13 CR E2·01:27:29. He is saddened to see Dracula in this state, and he asks two things: that they return Dracula to the castle where he might heal, and that he knows something they do not CR E2·01:28:46 CR E2·01:29:24 CR E2·01:29:39. He does a jaunty walk and then hands over a letter CR E2·01:30:02 CR E2·01:31:07.
When Squing complains that only Wetzel's letter has been given, Dimitri says Dracula may have more but they are not yet theirs CR E2·01:44:48, and that he will give them "when you prove yourselves worthy" CR E2·01:45:53. Jasmine confirms that he works for the Transylvania government CR E2·01:45:36. He tells the party "I go to Marina's every Saturday for raisin cookies" CR E2·01:49:46. Jasmine says he lets out a hypersonic screech from the back of the carriage and later takes off like a hummingbird, and when Aleksandr's fire hits him he cries "Ow!" CR E2·01:47:57 CR E2·01:50:42 CR E2·01:51:46.
In the third episode Dimitri warns the party that the master is becoming weak and that the full moon means they must pass through werewolf country CR E3·01:31:03 CR E3·01:31:13. Florina grapples him on the back of the carriage, and he gives Squing a blessing by touching wing tips, which empowers Squing's demon Zarb CR E3·01:30:10 CR E3·01:33:02 CR E3·01:33:49. He says "I do like you, even though you singed my feathers or my fur", bows to the coffin and leaves CR E3·01:34:27 CR E3·01:35:10 CR E3·01:35:17. A letter from Dracula stolen from his bag reaches Aleksandr CR E3·01:36:21.
In the fifth episode Dimitri leaves Castle Dracula with Madam Malquet carrying a box CR E5·00:26:37, and says "We lost the house" CR E5·00:27:13. He asks Squing to hire him back or write him a recommendation, and hands Squing a letter CR E5·00:31:50 CR E5·00:32:01. Later Madam Malquet says she will go and hire back Dimitri CR E5·00:59:57.
By episode
CR E1: Down For The Count
- Dimitri — first said here, in the next-episode preview: "I know something you don't know." — Dimitri 01:08:56
CR E2: Attacks on the Tracks
- Dimitri — Count Dracula's familiar: "four-foot seven", a fruit-bat face, two golden eyes, "a small schoolboy's outfit, complete with the jaunty cap, almost like a little sailor suit, and shiny lacquered shoes" — 01:24:02. "What am I doing indeed? For you have failed the master." — 01:24:40. "Mayhaps you have a point, but our lord now lays wounded." — 01:25:27. Minor illusion subtitles ("lord" read as "word", "ward", "sword") — 01:25:58. "This is how his dark master dresses me. Look at how he dresses Squing." — 01:26:42. Came because he noticed they had left the castle: "I divined that mayhaps you had come here." — 01:27:13. "That's my job, to deliver his correspondence." — 01:27:29. "I know something you don't know." — 01:29:39. "This is my jaunty walk." — 01:30:02. Hands over a letter — 01:31:07. Keeps more letters: "they are not yet yours to be had, but rather mine." — 01:44:48; "I am to give them to you when you prove yourselves worthy." — 01:45:53. Mail carrier for the Transylvania government — 01:45:36. Visits Marina every Saturday for raisin cookies — 01:49:46. Hypersonic screech and flight; "Ow!" when burned — 01:47:57, 01:50:42, 01:51:46. Drinks coffee: "I work very long hours." — 01:47:24.
- Familiar (Dimitri) — 01:24:02.
CR E3: Let's Kill Everybody
- Dimitri — Dracula's familiar: "I have a beast of the night. Foul wench, you will feel my wrath." — 01:30:23; warns that the master is weakening and werewolf country is ahead — 01:31:03–01:31:13; gives Squing his blessing by touching wing tips — 01:32:07–01:33:19; "I do like you, even though you singed my feathers or my fur, I have feathers now, canonically." — 01:34:27; bows to the coffin and leaves — 01:35:10–01:35:27.
CR E5: Drac's Moved-In Castle
- Dimitri — Dracula's familiar (card — 00:26:42); fired: "We lost the house." — 00:27:13; asks for a recommendation: "if you want to hire me back or write me a recommendation I would apprecuate it." — 00:31:50; hands Squing the letter — 00:32:01; "Yes, I have your accursed letters, Lord Squing." — 00:28:14