Relationships
Who stands where with whom — by episode.
CR E1: Down For The Count
- Squing ↔ Dracula: Squing worships "Daddy": "He's never been wrong, 'cause he's Dracula." — 00:10:40; Dracula calls him his "most precious fruit of my loins" and the one good thing that atones for his sins — 00:57:52, 01:01:26.
- May ↔ Dracula: she calls him her husband; he asks "how have you fared in my absence?" — 00:58:05; she is also Squing's "Mummy" — 00:38:47.
- Aleksandr ↔ Dracula: "Sasha" / "My Count" — 00:58:18–00:58:21.
- Wetzel ↔ Dracula: "How are you, my little flay thing." — 00:58:39; Wetzel wants to be a vampire — 00:27:42.
- Wetzel ↔ Drago: "this is only like the third time we've hung out" — 00:29:57; Drago: "I care deeply for you." — 00:28:19.
- Squing ↔ Drago: Drago ran Squing over — 00:45:21.
- Granny Dalca ↔ the party: carries Squing's cookies up seven flights and hopes he is "good for it" — 00:09:55; to Aleksandr: "I just love having you around." — 00:22:05.
- Aleksandr ↔ May: "May, get off the stage!" — 00:24:16
- Kieran ↔ Razvan: Kieran answers Razvan with "On it, master!" — 01:08:36.
CR E2: Attacks on the Tracks
- Wetzel ↔ Dracula: devotion pierced by the letter: "I've never asked the master for anything" — 01:37:13; "I still love him." — 01:54:52.
- Wetzel ↔ Drago: Drago's talk: "you are not background character." — 01:59:18; Wetzel: "If your dead wife was here right now, she'd be so proud of you." — 01:59:53.
- Aleksandr ↔ Squing: broken by letter-eating, mended by Squing's apology — 01:42:10, 01:53:26.
- Aleksandr ↔ Marina (wife): letters every day for seven years — 01:41:40.
- Squing ↔ Zarb: "Zarb, my trusty little demon" — 00:08:47.
- Dimitri ↔ Dracula: "to see my dearest Dracula in this state, it wounds me." — 01:28:46
- Dimitri ↔ the party: "Lord Squing" — 01:42:08; Wetzel finds him "adorable" — 01:50:01.
- Razvan ↔ Percival: Percival comes to save him — 00:19:16.
- May ↔ Dracula: "my hubby" — 01:12:35; Dracula's text on May — 01:38:14.
- Squing ↔ Setzer: "I'm way older than you, Setzer." — 01:35:56
CR E3: Let's Kill Everybody
- Aleksandr and Florina: "Which one of my sons bore you?" — 00:13:39; "She's my blood." — 00:28:12; "I love her." — 01:30:49.
- Wetzel and Florina: hat twins — 00:08:34; "You're really fucking up your first day." — 00:29:36.
- Wetzel and Dracula: "Do you bear no love for me?" — 01:03:47.
- May and Zaria: "You were always my favorite." — 01:02:43.
- Squing and Dimitri: "I always have your back, my dark lord." — 01:34:19.
- Daciana and Aleksandr: "Thank you. I'm happy we could resolve this peacefully." — 00:37:47.
- Dracula and May: his letter says to take care of May — 01:00:21.
CR E4: Waylaid by Werewolves
- Aleksandr and Marina: reunited after seven years; "Somewhere in my heart I knew you were alive." — 01:41:31; "I fucking love you so much." / "I fucking love you more." — 01:41:56–01:41:58; "Marina, we have a daughter." — 01:42:24.
- Marina and Florina: Florina calls her "Grandmother" — 01:42:44.
- Squing and Dracula: "You mean me, right?" "I mean you." — 01:43:41–01:43:43; Dracula: "You remind me of that part of me." — 01:44:34.
- Squing and Drago: "Drago, be with your wife." — 01:34:17; "My guy, you've been solid, but I gotta jet, baby." — 01:34:23.
- Wetzel and Drago: "You didn't leave me." "I would never leave you, brother." — 01:38:48, 01:38:52.
- Wetzel and Florina: "Hey, remember when I said you have to pay your dues?" — 00:55:07.
- Aleksandr and Florina: "Zeida, don't leave me, please." — 01:26:08; "you've been calling me grandpa this entire time." — 01:42:38.
- May and Fifi: "Fifi, Fifi." — 00:11:22.
CR E5: Drac's Moved-In Castle
- Aleksandr ↔ Daciana: she gave him the bracelet; he attacks her; "Did that AIMS bitch track me?" — 00:04:39
- Aleksandr ↔ Marina: reunion; "My sky, my star." — 01:12:28; sons "safe" — 01:12:43
- Aleksandr ↔ Florina: she calls him Zayde; "She's an Astrovsky." — 01:10:57
- Wetzel ↔ Drago: "Drago's had a huge glow up" (Carlos, table talk) — 00:24:36
- Dracula ↔ Squing: "a confidant, but more importantly, a friend." — 00:32:26
- Dracula ↔ May: "But May, I don't love you." — 01:24:22
- Dracula ↔ Wetzel: wants him to "serve yourself." — 00:45:45
- Madam Malquet ↔ the household: "my babies" — 01:01:53
- May ↔ Squing: Squing prefers to follow her lead — 01:32:15
CR E6: Feed the Beast
- Dracula ↔ the party: "Thank you for feeding me." — 01:25:38; "No one's going to bother my kittens in my home." — 01:24:58
- Dracula ↔ Setzer: kills him when he rises from the coffin; "I always preferred Wetzel." — 00:10:18, 01:25:47
- Dracula ↔ Wetzel: "my dear friend, there is no rush" — 01:27:52
- Dracula ↔ Squing: "Squing is cringe." — 01:46:19; the poem exchange — 01:44:32–01:46:19
- Dracula ↔ May: May's letter; "I believe everyone can change for the better, and I'll be here for you as your friend." (letter) — 01:33:12
- Dracula ↔ Aleksandr: "Yes, my Good Doctor." — 01:29:12; welcomes Marina — 01:41:04
- Wetzel ↔ Drago: "Together?" "Yeah. Yeah, just uh, just you and me." — 01:37:42
- May ↔ Squing: Squing offers to stay second in command to May — 01:30:23
- May ↔ Aleksandr: "Countess." — 01:48:19
- Aleksandr ↔ Marina: "Kiss me!" — 01:39:48
- May ↔ Dracula (ex): "Never touch your ex." — 00:35:09; Izzy: "He told her he doesn't love her." — 00:35:14