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Attacks on the Tracks
What happens
- 00:00:45 Recap; the club's name; Dracula "torn asunder by a giant cannon ball"; someone is seen reloading the cannon — 00:01:21–00:01:50.
- 00:01:52 Round 1, Wetzel: Dracula's last words of the round ("The world is going dark."); Wetzel flings an Aftercare Ice Pack at Razvan, misses, but the explosion wrecks the crates — 00:02:09–00:04:29.
- 00:04:44 Razvan, hissing back, says he will slay Dracula and charms Wetzel (Wisdom save 6 against DC 17) — 00:04:44–00:05:46.
- 00:05:46 Squing enters his Form of Dread, perceives that Razvan is commanding several attackers who want Dracula only, summons Zarb and gives him the fish talisman for Wetzel; Zarb's bite misses and his claw hits Wetzel; Squing hauls Dracula behind cover — 00:05:53–00:15:06.
- 00:15:06 The cannon fires wide (Jasmine rolled a 2); Razvan tells Kieran to recalibrate — 00:15:06–00:16:16.
- 00:16:16 Aleksandr's flame thrower on Razvan (nat 20 save, but full 11 as a vampire); Percival appears with a standard and throws holy water over the party and Dracula; Aleksandr redirects the energy into his device; Dracula: "Put me in the coffin." — 00:16:22–00:23:03.
- 00:23:03 May reaches into the engine with Vampiric Grasp and starts the train (16); railworkers panic; May bites a union worker and starts the blood pool; a woman's voice says she will cover the exits — 00:23:26–00:30:15.
- 00:30:16 Round 2, Wetzel snaps out of the charm (24), sprays Razvan with hydraulic fluid and falls back; Razvan turns into mist and boards the train — 00:31:41–00:34:38.
- 00:35:45 Squing puts Dracula in his coffin and drags it through the elderly couple toward the carriage; Percival blocks him; the cannoneer hits the train for 15 and slows it — 00:36:05–00:43:09.
- 00:43:15 Aleksandr's second blast on the mist (26 damage), a green healing elixir for Dracula (10 HP): "Ancestral soil." — 00:44:08–00:47:41.
- 00:48:55 Percival summons three swarms of bats; May climbs the wall, yanks Percival with shadow tendrils; the goose Bobbert appears — 00:49:08–00:55:13.
- 00:55:19 The train flattens the handcart; Wetzel climbs the train and uncouples the cars to cut Razvan off — 00:55:37–01:00:48.
- 01:00:53 Squing drags the coffin through the bats; Zarb's Fetid Cloud; Aleksandr ignites it and fells Percival (and kills Zarb); Aleksandr drinks a Boldness elixir and reaches the carriage — 01:01:00–01:10:46.
- 01:11:12 May intimidates and persuades the burned Percival; she and Wetzel (Acrobatics 26) make it onto the carriage; Drago drives off — 01:11:34–01:17:11.
- 01:17:17 The wild ride back to the Gold Crona Inn; insults thrown at the old man — 01:17:17–01:18:46.
- 01:18:46 Outside the inn: History checks on "ancestral soil"; Arcana checks on whether the sire's death kills all vampires — 01:19:10–01:22:04.
- 01:22:19 Aleksandr and Wetzel on what death would mean; Wetzel unravels and is clipped back together with a paperclip — 01:22:19–01:23:46.
- 01:23:46 Dimitri is found in the carriage; he calls the party failures — 01:24:02–01:29:21; his two demands and the "jaunty walk" — 01:29:24–01:30:17.
- 01:31:07 Dimitri hands over a letter; it is addressed to Setzer; Wetzel reads it and the hidden part — 01:34:04–01:38:47.
- 01:37:40 May's Hold Person stops Wetzel breaking the carriage wheels — 01:37:22–01:37:57.
- 01:39:53 May's mirror; Aleksandr's wife's letters were eaten; Aleksandr stabs himself; Dimitri's screech; Dimitri flies off — 01:39:53–01:50:50.
- 01:50:50 Aleksandr's fire hits Dimitri; Squing's apology to Aleksandr; Aleksandr "stabs" Squing — 01:50:50–01:54:40.
- 01:54:52 Wetzel loses urgency; Aleksandr's tonic idea; Drago walks Wetzel off for a talk; they return and the party sets out — 01:56:38–02:03:15.
- 02:03:18 Closing narration and the next-episode preview — 02:03:18–02:04:55.
Frames
Key quotes
- “Put me in the coffin.” — Dracula 0:20:39
- “Start the train.” — Carlos 0:23:58
- “I'll cover the exits.” — Mystery Woman 0:30:11
- “Only darkness drives out darkness.” — Percival 0:49:08
- “Rally, rally, Anti Vampire Vampire Club.” — Jasmine 0:57:29
- “Vampirism is a curse and I wanna be cured.” — Percival 1:13:21
- “That's false consciousness, babe.” — May 1:13:35
- “You've failed to protect our Lord Dracula.” — Dimitri 1:24:58
- “These letters are tearing us apart!” — Wetzel 1:42:34
- “You are not a background character.” — Wetzel 1:59:53
Who and what appears
Player characters
NPCs
- Bobbert
- Cornelius
- Count Dracula
- Dimitri
- Drago
- Kieran
- Marina Astrovsky
- Percival
- Razvan the Reborn
- Setzer
- The mystery woman
- Union worker
- Zarb
Locations
Items and artifacts
- AVVC standard
- Aftercare Ice Pack
- Aleksandr's dagger
- Aleksandr's decibel contraption
- Dracula's coffin
- Dracula's letter to Setzer
- Energy suction tube
- Flame thrower
- Healing elixir
- Holy water flask
- Pact of the Talisman
- Paperclip
- Raisin cookies
- Razvan's cannon
- The locomotive
- Wetzel's mirror
Factions and organizations
Creatures
Roll log
| Time | Character (player) | Roll | Result | DC / AC | Outcome |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 00:03:16 | Wetzel (Carlos) | Aftercare Ice Pack, ranged spell attack | "plus three, so 10" | needs 16 | Miss; the pack still explodes |
| 00:04:02 | Razvan (Jasmine) | Dex save vs ice pack, advantage from crates | 16 | DC 11 | Passes, unmarred |
| 00:05:11 | Wetzel (Carlos) | Wisdom save vs charm | 6 | DC 17 | Charmed |
| 00:07:07 | Squing (Zac) | Perception check | 13 on the die ("or… I have a negative one"); total not stated | — | Learns there are more attackers |
| 00:11:01 | Squing (Zac) | Animal Handling, advantage | 19 on one die, natural 20 on the other | — | Zarb has faith in him |
| 00:13:25 | Zarb (Zac) | Bite attack | die 7, total 10 ("plus three, so I only rolled a 7") | AC 14 | Miss |
| 00:13:34 | Zarb (Zac) | Claw attack | 22 | — | Hits Wetzel; claw damage 1 + 4 = 5 |
| 00:15:06 | Cannoneer (Jasmine) | Cannon attack | 2 | — | Wide, hits the front of the train |
| 00:17:11 | Razvan (Jasmine) | Dex save vs flame thrower | natural 20 | Izzy's "16" is the DC (Aleksandr's flame thrower) | Shields himself with a barrel lid |
| 00:17:44 | Aleksandr (Izzy) | Flame thrower damage | "6 plus 5, that's 11" | — | Takes the full 11 (vampire, fire) |
| 00:19:53 | Aleksandr (Izzy) | Dex save vs holy water | 16 (Izzy's, though the line is labelled Erika) | — | Redirects the water |
| 00:19:57 | May (Erika) | Dex save vs holy water | 18 | — | Half |
| 00:20:00 | Squing (Zac) | Dex save vs holy water | 17 | — | Half; holy water damage 10 radiant |
| 00:24:15 | May (Erika) | Intelligence check (+5 Flash of Genius) | 16 | — | The train starts |
| 00:28:05 | May (Erika) | Bite attack | 17 | AC 12 | Hits; blood die "I got 3" |
| 00:31:49 | Wetzel (Carlos) | Wisdom save (+5 Flash of Genius) | 24 | — | Breaks the charm |
| 00:32:30 | Razvan (Jasmine) | Con save vs hydraulic fluid | 9 | DC 11 | Fails; 5 poison damage |
| 00:37:56 | Squing (Zac) | Athletics to drag the coffin | 8 | — | 20 feet |
| 00:40:30 | Squing (Zac) | Intimidation on Percival | 13 | — | Percival is not moved |
| 00:42:21 | Cannoneer (Jasmine) | Cannon at the train | — | — | 15 damage |
| 00:44:08 | Razvan (Jasmine) | Dex save vs second blast | 5 | — | Fails; 26 damage |
| 00:50:43 | May (Erika) | Perception check | 4 | — | Not pinpointed |
| 00:51:35 | Percival (Jasmine) | Strength save vs tendrils | — | — | Fails; 3 necrotic damage |
| 00:52:16 | Squing (Zac) | Bite on Percival | 21 to hit, 1d4 + 4 | — | 5 damage |
| 00:53:15 | May (Erika) | Insight check | 5 | — | Cannot read him |
| 00:58:14 | Wetzel (Carlos) | Acrobatics | 18 | — | Onto the train |
| 00:59:56 | Wetzel (Carlos) | Sleight of Hand (+d4 talisman) | 12, "technically got 16" | — | Pulls the pin |
| 01:02:20 | Squing (Zac) | Athletics (+5 Flash of Genius) | 11 | — | Whole movement |
| 01:06:45 | Aleksandr (Izzy) | Intelligence check | 7 | — | Blast becomes 10-foot radius |
| 01:07:48 | Aleksandr (Izzy) | Flame damage 4d6 + 5 on Percival | "19 damage" | — | No save; Percival no longer a threat |
| 01:12:17 | May (Erika) | Intimidation, advantage | 25 | — | Percival cowers |
| 01:13:04 | May (Erika) | Persuasion, advantage | 17 | — | He wavers |
| 01:16:27 | Wetzel (Carlos) | Acrobatics (+d4 talisman) | "20, not natural" ("a dirty 20"), then "plus 6, 26" | — | Reaches the carriage |
| 01:19:18 | Party | History | Wetzel 8, Squing 16, May 14, Aleksandr 17 | — | 17 and 16 know |
| 01:21:30 | Party | Arcana | Squing 6 (+5 = 11), May 4 | — | Rumor revealed |
| 01:25:17 | Aleksandr (Izzy) | Intimidation (+5 Flash of Genius) | 12 → 17 | — | Dimitri concedes |
| 01:37:50 | Wetzel (Carlos) | Wisdom save vs Hold Person | "crit fail" | — | Paralyzed |
| 01:47:50 | Squing, Aleksandr, May, Wetzel | Dex saves vs screech | 11, 14, 19, 25 | — | Squing (11) and Aleksandr (14) fail and are pushed back 10 feet; May (19) saves, half; Wetzel's 25 is void: held by Hold Person, he auto-fails, 14 psychic (whether he is pushed is not said) |
| 01:51:07 | Dimitri (Jasmine) | Dex save vs flame | 18 | — | Half; damage 6 |
Natural 20s: Squing 1 (Animal Handling; the 19 on the other die is not natural), Razvan (DM) 1 · Natural 1s: none stated (Wetzel's Hold Person save: "crit fail", no number said, not counted)