NPCs · first: CR E1
Drago
In the first episode Jasmine introduces Drago as the carriage driver and one of Dracula's household staff, about six foot seven and stoop-shouldered with a large hump on his back, a gaunt off-white face, matted oily hair and a dapper suit CR E1·00:24:48. He tells Wetzel "I also want to have friends", and says that since Savina passed away of the flu he has lived as though in a daze CR E1·00:28:53. He recalls once accidentally running Squing over, saying "I thought you are some type of geist from the swamp who was attempting to take my soul" CR E1·00:45:21 CR E1·00:45:34. After Wetzel's mirror pep talk he declares "Drago, one day you will piss and shit on the grave of your enemy", then fetches the four shadow beasts and drives the party's carriage CR E1·00:31:32 CR E1·00:41:16.
Drago is Dracula's carriage driver, a widower whose wife Savina died of the flu, and a friend of Wetzel's CR E1·00:28:53 CR E1·00:28:19. In the second episode Jasmine says he drives the party from the railway station back to the inn with an almost supernatural deftness CR E2·01:18:10. When the carriage stops he says "the carriage has come to a stop, just like my late wife's heart" CR E2·01:20:39. Walking with Wetzel under the moon, he says he always thought he was a background character CR E2·01:57:53, that Wetzel made him feel like main character material CR E2·01:58:18, and "you are not background character" CR E2·01:59:18. He mentions his wife's "rotting lungs" CR E2·02:00:19, and says his home was burned down by people who thought he was a monster CR E2·02:00:58.
In the third episode he hitches the shadow beasts, saying "They are the nightmare beasts of the dark lord" CR E3·00:39:47. When wolves howl he says "We must make for the canyon. It's the only way" CR E3·01:44:56. He then pulls away his cloak to show that his hump is a large ballista CR E3·01:46:00, and tells the party "Take the reins" CR E3·01:46:17. When Wetzel asks what he has been doing with the surgeries the party paid for, he says "Invisalign was very expensive" CR E3·01:46:34. In the fourth episode Jasmine says he finishes setting up the ballista for one of the party CR E4·00:04:09. During the werewolf attack he says "I used to walk underneath the moon with my dead wife when she was alive" CR E4·00:19:23. With Florina's help he reloads and fires the ballista for 16 damage and kills a werewolf CR E4·00:55:42 CR E4·00:56:06. When Squing says not to kill "the dog wife" CR E4·01:36:07, Drago says "I understand what it is like to lose a wife. I would never put you through this pain myself" CR E4·01:36:20. He falls off the carriage, and Wetzel pulls him to safety with a flight drink CR E4·01:37:16 CR E4·01:38:03. Drago says "With you, my brother, I will go anywhere" CR E4·01:38:11.
In the fifth episode Daciana Lee stuns him with Power Word Stun CR E5·00:15:54. Wetzel frees him by disarming the ribbon on his shoulder CR E5·00:22:08. Drago says "You remind me of my dead wife" CR E5·00:22:27. Looking at the scroll Daciana had thrown down on the bridge, he explains that it is old magic of the kind women in his village used to sew into his clothing CR E5·00:23:00. He puts his hand through the tear it makes in reality, removes its seal and hands the scroll to Wetzel CR E5·00:23:47 CR E5·00:23:50. He adds "It could not protect my wife, though" CR E5·00:24:32. Florina later names him among those who are at the castle CR E5·01:10:31.
In the sixth episode Wetzel finds Drago on a spire of Castle Dracula looking at the Moon CR E6·01:34:07. Drago says "I think about what it would be like to have hypothermia grip my body and release me from mortal coil" CR E6·01:34:20. He tells Wetzel "I will miss you, Wetzel. In this castle, you made me feel like main character" CR E6·01:37:05. Wetzel asks him to come along CR E6·01:37:31, and Drago says "I heard Cairo sun, very hot" CR E6·01:38:15 and wonders whether they could kill mummies CR E6·01:38:33. Jasmine says two silhouettes take off down the road leaving Castle Dracula CR E6·01:38:47.
By episode
CR E1: Down For The Count
- Drago — one of Dracula's household staff and carriage driver: "about six foot seven, stoop-shouldered", large hump, gaunt off-white face, matted oily hair, dapper suit — 00:24:48; frame text: Drago / carriage driver — 00:25:05. His wife Savina died of the flu: "Since Savina passed away of the flu, I have lived my life as though in daze" — 00:28:53. Says the last man who gave Dracula a nickname had his hands cut off and was hung under a bridge — 00:27:12. Calls Wetzel his friend: "you've never judged me, for we are fellow disgusting human beings." — 00:28:19. After Wetzel's pep talk: "Drago, one day you will piss and shit on the grave of your enemy." — 00:31:32. Brings the four shadow horses and drives the carriage — 00:41:16. Once accidentally ran Squing over thinking he was "some type of geist from the swamp" — 00:45:34. Weeps in the background at the rhyme and later "outside crying" — 00:49:56, 01:02:09.
CR E2: Attacks on the Tracks
- Drago — waits on the far side of the station, "sitting there kind of smoking" and looking at a hand mirror — 00:41:06; "Yes, I will open trunk." — 01:02:48; "Should we ride?" — 01:10:22; "I thought you said wife extender. I thought maybe I could speak." — 01:20:23; "the carriage has come to a stop, just like my late wife's heart." — 01:20:39. Drives with "an almost supernatural deftness" — 01:18:10. Talks with Wetzel — 01:57:34; says: "I have introduced myself to them multiple times. I drive them everywhere." — 02:01:56.
CR E3: Let's Kill Everybody
- Drago — hitches the shadow beasts: "I am working on it." — 00:39:39; "They are the nightmare beasts of the dark lord. They bear his will." — 00:39:47; "Yes, Europe is famous for its rice." — 00:40:33; "Yes, we've got a tank full of hay." — 00:44:04; "We must make for the canyon. It's the only way." — 01:44:56; reveals a ballista under his cloak — 01:46:00; "Take the reins." — 01:46:17; "Invisalign was very expensive." — 01:46:34.
CR E4: Waylaid by Werewolves
- Drago (card: Drago / carriage driver — 00:19:20) — the driver; the "hump" on his back was the ballista: "Drago's hump is indeed gone as he is now finished setting up his crossbow for one of you to use." — 00:04:09. "I used to walk underneath the moon with my dead wife when she was alive." — 00:19:23. Fails a Strength save to a branch and lands off — 00:33:04. Reloads and fires the ballista with Florina's help: 16 damage kills a werewolf — 00:55:42–00:56:06. "Drago only does what the party tells Drago to do." — 00:32:47. "I understand what it is like to lose a wife. I would never put you through this pain myself." — 01:36:20. Rescued by Wetzel: "With you, my brother, I will go anywhere." — 01:38:11.
CR E5: Drac's Moved-In Castle
- Drago — carriage driver; stunned by Daciana, freed by Wetzel: "I do not know what I would do without you. You remind me of my dead wife." — 00:22:27; says women in the village, including his mother-in-law's family before his wife passed, sewed spells like it into his clothing to keep him safe — 00:23:00–00:23:31; "Those who mean ill will to the bearer find it very difficult to pass" — 00:23:38; "It could not protect my wife, though." — 00:24:32; present later in the castle — 01:10:31
CR E6: Feed the Beast
- Drago — carriage driver; leaves with Wetzel for Cairo — 01:38:47; on a spire looking at the Moon: "I think about what it would be like to have hypothermia grip my body and release me from mortal coil." — 01:34:07–01:34:20; "I will miss you, Wetzel. In this castle, you made me feel like main character." — 01:37:05; "I always wanted to see Cairo." — 01:37:51; "We'll do it for the story." — 01:38:41