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Feed the Beast
What happens
- 00:00:45 Welcome; the set is admired; recap: interlopers in the castle (Lairbnb people, Historical Society people, now antiquers with price tags on everything) — 00:01:21–00:02:05
- 00:02:07 The party enters Dracula's bedroom/tomb chamber full of people touching his things; nuns haggle over the price of his piano ("Our song!"); then Razvan the Reborn pushes a cannon from the Hall of Ancients toward the incapacitated Dracula and initiative is rolled — 00:02:07–00:05:47
- 00:05:36 Zarb pops out of Squing's head; the setup is "interactable"; Dracula's coffin is the big one in the center — 00:05:36–00:06:44
- 00:07:00 Squing casts fly and carries Dracula down to the coffin; a small man with an S embroidered on his uniform (Setzer) sobs by it; the coffin rings turn, the tomb opens and a ravening twisted Dracula comes out — 00:07:23–00:09:01
- 00:09:16 Jasmine pours "blood-like liquid" into a goblet as a meter; Dracula rips out Setzer's throat — "Setzer is no more." — 00:10:08–00:10:33
- 00:10:58 Intelligence check, then Investigation 27: a mortally wounded, unfed vampire loses his mind until "fed to completion" and sees the party as blood bags — 00:11:24–00:12:44
- 00:12:51 Zarb's fart cloud poisons Razvan; Squing takes Form of Dread; Aleksandr, told that red-numbered figures are antiquers and black-numbered ones house staff, flame-throws Razvan and Zarb through the gas; two antiquers die; Zarb is burnt — 00:12:54–00:18:06
- 00:18:24 A man Jasmine calls Toby Keith crashes in through the window and spawns three swarms of insects — 00:18:24–00:20:01
- 00:20:34 Wetzel strikes the ground (tremor), tries to scan, runs back up; Razvan's cannon kills Zarb (who crawls back to Squing's head); a woman with a hat pops up out of a grate and sends rats against Dracula — 00:20:52–00:25:16
- 00:26:03 A rappelling man throws a holy-water grenade at Squing; another man shoots a stake launcher at Dracula (natural 20); Vladvina arrives with Bobbert the goose — 00:26:03–00:28:39
- 00:28:49 Dracula eats several prone minions; May's Vampiric Scream announces him to the antiquers (Performance 24); he eats a woman; Rasputin (a fan) stabs Wetzel with a cross — 00:28:49–00:38:42
- 00:38:42 A holy hand grenade is thrown from a coffin and misses; chandelier falls; Squing flies and wood-chippers a tourist into Dracula's mouth; Aleksandr burns Razvan, X-rays Rasputin and jumps from the balcony — 00:38:50–00:48:16
- 00:51:09 Wetzel pulls a candelabra, the stairs become a chute, he sneak-attacks Razvan in Enraged Frenzy (22 hits, 20 damage), pulls it again and Razvan falls with the cannon; Razvan fires from the floor and part of the chamber collapses; Razvan is eaten by scarabs — 00:51:09–00:58:23
- 00:58:28 Beatrice, in a rage, moves her rats toward Dracula; a holy-hand-grenade man hits Dracula; Jimothy's stake launcher hits Squing; Vladvina's goose Bobbert misses — 00:58:28–01:02:41
- 01:02:58 Dracula kills and eats Rasputin; May feeds him three vials of blood; he swells into a winged "swole master"; May's shadow tendril hauls in Bobbert and Dracula eats him — 01:03:03–01:07:59
- 01:08:04 Holy water hits Squing's head and kills his insects; Squing throws a man to Dracula, Misty Steps behind the nuns; Aleksandr flames an antiquer and blood-grenades Dracula; a crossbow bolt drops a chandelier on Dracula; he eats two more — 01:08:04–01:20:20
- 01:20:42 Wetzel swings down with an antiquer and drops her into Dracula's mouth; the goblet is filled; Dracula returns to himself — 01:20:42–01:23:20
- 01:23:20 Dracula: "Oh, hello loves"; asks about the group; his eyes glow, wolves howl, "Leave." and everyone leaves the castle; talk of the study, Setzer's death and hiring a new aide; Wetzel's heart-to-heart — 01:23:20–01:29:03
- 01:29:10 Dracula asks for demands before midnight; Squing's speech about May leading and Dracula being a figurehead; May's letter is read by Dracula alone — 01:29:29–01:33:34
- 01:33:44 Wetzel goes to Drago on a spire; they decide to leave together for Cairo; the others watch them go; Aleksandr and Marina kiss — 01:33:56–01:40:15
- 01:40:18 Midnight: Dracula meets Marina; reads his last command (May runs the household; Squing minister of foreign affairs); explains his trip to New York; poems; retires to golf; May is Countess; Aleksandr wants bodies and wires; end — 01:40:18–01:49:14
- 01:49:21 Thanks to the Fang Gang and the audience; credits — 01:49:21
Frames
Key quotes
- “Hello, and welcome to "Dimension 20: Coffin Run," a very bloody finale.” — Jasmine 0:00:45
- “Feed the beast, feed the beast!” — Carlos 0:10:41
- “Everybody listen up here!” — May 0:30:49
- “I think if we get Papa Dracula up to full strength maybe he'll come back to himself, right?” — Squing 0:41:00
- “And he is no more.” — Jasmine 0:57:59
- “Daddy's home!” — Zac 1:22:26
- “I always preferred Wetzel. He had a little more personality.” — Dracula 1:25:47
- “A run to the coffin.” — Drago 1:36:57
- “That is the most precious thing I've ever seen.” — Marina 1:39:42
- “I shall be playing golf in the graveyard and I will leave you to it.” — Dracula 1:47:06
Who and what appears
Player characters
NPCs
- Allied International Monster Slayers
- Beatrice (Transylvania)
- Bobbert
- Count Dracula
- Drago
- Jimothy
- Marina Astrovsky
- Perkins
- Rasputin
- Razvan the Reborn
- Setzer
- Toby Keith
- Vladvina
- Werewolves (Transylvania)
- Zarb
Items and artifacts
- Batwing golf clubs
- Candelabra (Transylvania)
- Chandeliers
- Dracula's coffin
- Dracula's piano
- Flame thrower
- Goblet and vials
- Holy-water grenades / flasks
- May's letter
- Razvan's cannon
- The ribbon
- Wetzel's mirror
Factions and organizations
Creatures
Roll log
| Time | Character (player) | Roll | Result | DC / AC | Outcome |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 00:05:29 | May (Erika) | Initiative | 6 | — | — |
| 00:05:32 | Aleksandr (Izzy) | Initiative | 19 | — | — |
| 00:05:45 | Squing (Zac) | Initiative | "a dirty 20" (total) | — | goes first |
| 00:05:47 | Wetzel (Carlos) | Initiative | 17 | — | — |
| 00:11:07 | Squing (Zac) | Intelligence check | 3 | — | no clue what is wrong |
| 00:11:32 | Wetzel (Carlos) | Perception | 15 | — | — |
| 00:11:37 | Aleksandr (Izzy) | Investigation | 27 | — | recalls vampire physiology |
| 00:13:16 | Razvan (Jasmine) | Constitution save vs fart | failed | DC 11 | poisoned |
| 00:16:56 | Razvan (Jasmine) | Dexterity save | 14 | — | fails |
| 00:17:03 | Zarb (Zac) | Dexterity save | 13 | — | fails |
| 00:17:25 | Aleksandr (Izzy) | Flamethrower damage | 7 + 5 = 12, doubled 24 on Razvan; Zarb 12 | — | two antiquers die |
| 00:22:20 | Wetzel (Carlos) | Perception (Roguish Scanning) | 4 | — | flustered |
| 00:23:18 | Razvan (Jasmine) | Cannon attack on Zarb | 13 | — | hits, 18 damage |
| 00:26:24 | Squing (Zac) | Dexterity save | "20, dirty 20" (total) | — | half: 10 of 20 radiant |
| 00:26:55 | Squing (Zac) | Form of Dread temporary HP | 12 | — | "two temp HP", at 77 |
| 00:27:52 | Stake-launcher man (Jasmine) | Attack on Dracula | natural 20 | — | Jasmine sips |
| 00:31:34 | May (Erika) | Performance | 24 | — | antiquers come |
| 00:34:25 | Three people behind Dracula (Jasmine) | Constitution saves | 15, 18, natural 20 | — | all make it |
| 00:34:43 | May (Erika) | Vampiric Scream damage | 13 | — | Dracula takes half, 6, after his save |
| 00:37:15 | Rasputin (Jasmine) | Attack on Wetzel | 22 | — | hits, 14 piercing |
| 00:38:28 | Wetzel (Carlos) | Opportunity attack | 12; 17 with Flash of Genius | — | hits, 7 damage |
| 00:39:49 | Squing (Zac) | Constitution save (concentration) | 11 | DC 10 | keeps fly |
| 00:41:42 | Squing (Zac) | Athletics (grapple/shove) | 11; with Pact of the Talisman +3 = 14 | 12 | tourist fed to Dracula |
| 00:42:57 | Dracula (Jasmine) | Opportunity attack on Squing | 11 | Squing's AC | misses |
| 00:44:54 | Razvan (Jasmine) | Dexterity save | 7 | — | fails |
| 00:45:08 | Aleksandr (Izzy) | Flamethrower damage | 18 | — | on Razvan |
| 00:45:42 | Rasputin (Jasmine) | Constitution save | 15 | — | fails; 2d8 + 5 = 7 + 8 + 5 = 20 poison |
| 00:47:29 | Aleksandr (Izzy) | Acrobatics | "Dirty 20" (total) | — | 8 bludgeoning, half of 16 |
| 00:48:36 | Aleksandr (Izzy) | Perception | 17 | — | candelabra |
| 00:50:11 | Insect swarm (Jasmine) | Bite on Squing | 17 | — | hits, 4 piercing |
| 00:50:31 | Squing (Zac) | Constitution save (poison) | 8; "Will 13 do it?" with Flash of Genius | — | resists |
| 00:53:35 | Wetzel (Carlos) | Attack on Razvan | 22 | — | hits, 20 damage ("Six, nine, 12, plus four") |
| 00:54:56 | Aleksandr (Izzy) | Dexterity save | 15 | — | lands on his feet |
| 01:01:30 | Jimothy (Jasmine) | Stake launcher attack, disadvantage | 16 | — | hits, 12 + 4 = 16, plus 5; Squing at 52 |
| 01:03:02 | Aleksandr (Izzy) | d4 for Dracula's target | 2 | — | Rasputin |
| 01:06:50 | Bobbert (Jasmine) | Strength save vs shadow tendril | 10 | May's spell save DC 16 | fails |
| 01:07:02 | May (Erika) | Shadow tendril damage on Bobbert | 14 | — | — |
| 01:07:32 | May (Erika) | d6 fall of Bobbert | 2 | — | — |
| 01:09:07 | Squing (Zac) | Dexterity save | 18 | — | takes half damage from the holy water; "21 damage" |
| 01:11:23 | Squing (Zac) / Jasmine | Opposed Athletics | 19 / 16 | — | Squing wins |
| 01:15:08 | Antiquer (Jasmine) | Dexterity save | 6 | — | 13 doubled 26, dead |
| 01:15:38 | Dracula (Jasmine) | Constitution save vs blood grenade | 15 | — | fails; one hit die + 5 healing |
| 01:16:08 | Aleksandr (Izzy) | d12 (blood grenade hit die, Dracula's healing) | 11 + 5 = 16 | — | counted against the vials |
| 01:19:03 | Aleksandr (Izzy) | Even/odd roll for the chandelier | 10 | — | even: hits Dracula |
| 01:21:26 | Wetzel (Carlos) | Strength/Athletics, advantage | 22 | — | throws antiquer to Dracula |
Natural 20s: Jasmine 2 (the stake-launcher attack; one of the three saves) · Natural 1s: none said. "Dirty 20" totals: Squing 2, Aleksandr 1.