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Buckster $. Boyd
Sam describes Buckster as a javelina and Texas oil baron in a cream-colored suit and cowboy hat that are both a little too clean, like the "1900s version of a lumbersexual" MM E1·00:42:32. His prized possession is a gold pocket watch from his late father, inscribed "Time is money, here's both." MM E1·00:42:32. He is a mastermind rogue, which lets him give the Help action as a bonus action from 30 feet away MM E1·01:09:58. At the party he introduces himself as a business partner of Squire Badger's from the United States MM E1·01:17:57.
Buckster is a Texas oil baron and mastermind rogue who comes to Loam Hall as a business partner of the squire, with his accountant Armond Armadillo in tow MM E1·00:42:32 MM E1·01:17:57. After the squire is found dead, he tells Sylvester that Gangie has been robbing graves for the late squire, and proposes a partnership with Sylvester MM E4·00:17:21 MM E4·00:18:09. He rides the freight elevator with Gangie and Lars to the stormy hillside, where a tall masked figure appears in a flash of lightning and attacks Lars with a rapier MM E5·01:18:50 MM E5·01:26:28. After the three are declared under arrest, Jeremy asks them to stay in a bedroom, and Buckster agrees, rolling a natural 20 on persuasion MM E6·01:13:38 MM E6·01:13:58 MM E6·01:14:20.
After Sylvester is arrested, Sam says Buckster cannot get over the feeling that Sylvester's imprisonment is a con MM E8·00:08:34. Buckster offers Gangie three jobs MM E8·00:28:01. He tells Gangie "you are good at the doing things. I'm good at the delegating." MM E8·00:29:23. He works out, about the elevator key, that "three o'clock, it's not a time. It's a direction." MM E8·01:03:44. He races into the elevator himself MM E8·01:20:30. In the cellar, reading the squire's papers, he concludes that the squire was deeply in debt with the debts paid off by someone "fronted by a bunny", which is his own guess MM E9·01:26:21.
In MM_10 a natural 20 Deception makes the fake police herd the guests into the drawing room, and every ally in Loam Hall gets advantage on stealth checks MM E10·00:09:24. He tells the room that Detective Cross is innocent MM E10·00:11:06. When Sylvester is dying, Buckster gives him the Help action on a death save MM E10·02:23:06. He puts a fist to Sylvester's chest and says "Don't you die on me Detective, don't you die on me." MM E10·02:24:16 MM E10·02:24:24. In the epilogue he offers to finance the Brockhollows and to employ Gangie and Mrs. Molesly MM E10·02:29:53 MM E10·02:30:25. He tells Jeremy that he came to take control of his oil fields away from the squire and that "my story has come completely full circle" MM E10·02:32:15.
Character sheet — Mice & Murder
Mice & Murder sheet of Buckster $. Boyd (played by Sam Reich). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.
Skills
- Athletics: +2 MM E5·01:21:47—
- Deception: +8 MM E6·01:15:45+8 MM E4·01:01:40+8 MM E2·00:45:09—
- Investigation: +2 MM E5·00:05:31—
- Perception: +7 MM E2·02:16:59 MM E9·00:41:25—
- Persuasion: +8 MM E3·00:47:57—
- Sleight of Hand: -2 MM E5·00:11:29—
Features
- Empathic (feat) — Character feat shown on the stat card. MM E1·01:08:52
- Mastermind: Help as a bonus action — Brennan: "you're also a mastermind rogue, which gives you the unique ability in D&D to give the help action as a bonus action at a 30 foot range"; he can let Daisy make the roll with advantage. MM E1·01:09:58
- Cunning Action — Brennan: "you can use cunning action, you can use your mastermind ability"; bonus action Dash, Disengage or Hide. MM E5·01:22:03 MM E5·01:22:31 MM E5·01:22:39
Items
- Cream suit and cowboy hat — A cream colored suit and cowboy hat, both "a little too clean". MM E1·00:42:32
- Gold pocket watch — His prized possession, given by his late father, inscribed "Time is money, here's both." MM E1·00:42:32
- List of robbed graves — Brennan: "you get a short list of robbed graves", handed over by Gangie. MM E1·01:33:04
- Money for Gangie — Brennan: "you're fabulously wealthy enough that there is not a sum of money that it is hard for you to produce"; he hands Gangie 50% more than earned. MM E1·01:31:24 MM E1·01:31:32
- Squire's letter — He reads the Squire's signed document selling his interest in BB Industries to Hazel Hogswallop. MM E2·02:05:25
- Ankle knife — His ankle knife turns out to be missing. MM E3·00:22:27
- Squire's letter — He takes out the letter and holds it casually in his hand. MM E3·01:39:29
- Elevator key — Sam: "Okay, never mind, I will take the key." MM E4·01:46:22
- Sawed-off — Buckster: "I do have a sawed off. I am not terrific with it." MM E5·01:36:08
- Elevator key — lost: the staff hold the key; Brennan: "Mr. Gilfoyle is holding the key in his hand." MM E6·01:00:00 MM E7·00:53:00
- Squire's ledger books — Brennan: "Buckster, you say that with Daisy. You have these ledgers." MM E8·00:36:06
- Elevator key — Bought back from Gangie for money; Buckster: "I'm gonna offer you a small fortune in exchange for that key." MM E8·00:28:01 MM E8·00:29:39
- Offer of small fortunes to Gangie — Offers a small fortune for the key, double for the contract, triple for the dagger. MM E8·00:28:01 MM E8·00:28:38
By episode
MM E1: It Was a Dark and Stormy Night
- Javelina and Texas oil baron, "1900s version of a lumbersexual", cream suit and hat "a little too clean" — 00:42:32
- Prized gold pocket watch from his late father inscribed "Time is money, here's both." — 00:42:32
- Eats constantly, "housing his third sandwich" — 00:44:24
- Wipes his "sloppy maw" on Armond's calculation paper — 00:47:34
- Flicks Milo Snout a shiny American quarter — 00:54:25, 00:54:31
- Mastermind rogue: can give the Help action as a bonus action at 30 ft — 01:09:58
- Perception 25 overhears Jeremy and Constance; insight 14 gives only basics — 01:10:45, 01:13:15, 01:14:00
- Introduces himself as "Buckster Boyd at your service" and a business partner of the squire; claims a Brit father and Dallas, Texas home — 01:17:57, 01:20:46
- Persuasion 24, deception 12 on the husbands — 01:16:30, 01:16:39
- Insight 14: Jeremy is "completely enamored" of him — 01:21:46, 01:22:38
- Pays Gangie 50% more than earned — 01:31:32
- Perception 23 notices the camera flash, the butler's disappearance and a shape in the rain — 01:39:40, 01:39:44
- Jeremy greets him with "Well, I've heard of the American constitution, but let's see it in action." about drinking — 01:21:36
"Consider it a tip." — 01:31:40
MM E2: A Scandal in Britannia
- Speaks in innuendo with Sylvester about "bodies that are getting digged up"; his deception 26 matches Sylvester's insight 28 so both understand each other and nobody else does — 00:43:41, 00:45:09, 00:45:14
- Insight 25 tells him everything about Daisy and Sylvester, "you knew it while it was happening" — 00:40:39, 00:40:49
- Meets Lawrence Longfoot ("I am a big, big fan of the trash you pedal.") — 00:53:16
- Hands Gilfoyle an empty cup; accepts the Squire's offer of a few minutes now, filing it "under the A-S-A-P category" — 01:02:32, 01:02:54, 01:03:26
- Calls him "Squire Badger" to his face (insight natural 1), then is told by Hawkins's reaction that this is a breach of etiquette; "Buckster feels angry" at British pomp — 01:04:54, 01:05:13, 01:06:29
- Intimidates the squire with the eight ball (10), is shoved prone, then puts his drink back on the piano after the squire leaves — 01:12:41, 01:15:43, 01:16:45
- Perception 25 notices the curtain; deception 17 stays; persuasion with advantage 23 (the other die a natural 1) buys the maids' silence — 01:17:38, 01:19:02, 01:20:42, 01:20:46
- At dinner: takes half of Armond's food; tells Daisy "The hammer's been dropped" — 01:49:21, 01:54:52
- Shares the list of grave names with Daisy by text — 01:55:51, 01:56:02
- Insight 27 (insight on writing as a mastermind) reads the squire's letter as desperate — 02:07:51, 02:08:30
- At the scream he says "Right behind you, Daisy!" and hides (stealth 15), a "total coward" — 02:17:45, 02:18:27, 02:18:49
"I think he's the dirty one" — 00:46:23
MM E3: A Time For Clues
- Listens at the drawing-room door; perception 17 (hears gasps and Magpie running to the fainted Lucretia) — 00:21:56, 00:21:59
- Finds his ankle knife missing — 00:22:27
- Dragged in by Lars, explains: "I heard screams, I got scared, I hid." — 00:46:18; persuasion at disadvantage (24 and 27, 24 counts) — 00:47:54, 00:48:05
- Insight on Harding: natural 1, rerolled, natural 1 again; Harding seems trustworthy and pliable — 00:49:56, 00:50:32, 00:50:37
- Corrects the room: the squire title now belongs to Jeremy — 01:04:06
- Names Hazel and omits the Jackrabbit proxy about the letter: the shares went "To a Hazel Hogwallop" (deception 22, then insight 26) — 01:40:13, 01:40:30, 01:40:53
- Helps Daisy with his bonus action on her stealth — 01:44:30, 01:44:52
"Well. This just went from bad to bad bad bad." — 00:22:31
"Nothing personal, Sylvester, nothing personal." — 01:38:31
MM E4: The Stabber of the Evening
- Insight 18 on the party's innocence "purely on gut" — 00:13:33, 00:13:59
- Pitches himself as a fan of Sylvester ("beast to beast") and says Daisy was with him — 00:16:03
- Outs Gangie to Sylvester:
- Proposes a partnership with Sylvester — 00:18:09
- Compliments the Vicar's rites and takes him away "for a moment" — 00:31:02, 00:31:54
- Perception 26: sees his knife in the Squire's hands "for the first time" — 00:32:12, 00:32:14
- Leads the Vicar through the secret passage; his questions about the Burrows and Diggorys — 00:52:53, 00:55:07
- Sleight-of-hand exchange: Buckster deception 26 and Daisy's sleight of hand 17 hide the key transfer — 01:01:29, 01:01:31, 01:01:40
- Public speech: "all of us are pawns in someone else's game" — 01:04:57
- Tells the group he heard a scream, came running, and only then found his ankle knife gone — 01:06:26, 01:06:46
- Admits an earlier physical altercation with the Squire and the two mice behind a curtain — 01:09:15, 01:09:49
- Keeps his business interest and the key private — 01:13:37
- Recalls that Gilfoyle was absent during the Squire's speech — 01:16:01
- Insight 23: smells ledgers behind the portrait — 01:22:19, 01:22:44
- Group deception "Dirty 20" — 01:39:07
- Takes the key for the elevator (Grant: "And we have a key.") — 01:46:18, 01:46:22
"And I know, without greater context, that Gangly's been robbing graves on the behest of the Squire, the now late Squire." — 00:17:21
"I think I keep the business interest private, and I keep the key private." — 01:13:37
MM E5: The Eye of the Storm
- Initiative natural 20 and a natural 20 on stealth, "First two of the entire campaign" — 00:01:45, 00:02:22, 00:02:32
- Proposes to look into the elevator for a keyhole and a third floor — 00:04:33
- Perception 11; sleight of hand 13 with the key (his modifier is minus 2) — 00:06:20, 00:11:29, 00:11:40
- Outvoted, turns the key and the breaker on — 00:12:56
- Perception "dirty 20" on the way up; group stealth 10 — 00:14:07, 00:14:52
- Wants the grate thrown open for a better look — 00:16:13
- Initiative natural 20 against the figure; his contest roll is a dirty 20 and a 10 with advantage; uses the bonus action to help Lars — 01:19:41, 01:21:56, 01:22:42
- Turns the key to make the elevator go down and says "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin." — 01:32:19, 01:32:25
- Has "a sawed off" but is "not terrific with it" — 01:36:08
"That's me, I'm con but I'm outvoted, I go for it." — 00:12:56
MM E6: Busted
- Tells the arrest crowd that a villain attacked them; persuasion with disadvantage is a natural 1 — 00:50:25, 00:51:21
- Helps Lars's athletics roll — 00:57:24
- Fails (19 against DC 20) to be allowed to help Sylvester — 01:04:28, 01:04:46
- Agrees to Jeremy's request; first roll with advantage a natural 20 persuasion — 01:13:58, 01:14:20
- Whispers to Gangie and Lars: "You gotta know when to hold 'em, and you gotta know when to fold 'em." — 01:14:57
- Claims they found the key on the ground and meant to return it; deception 6 (14 total) and 15 (23 total) — 01:15:21, 01:15:45
- Insight 16 on Hawkins during the reveal; dirty 20 insight later when passing the information in cant — 01:22:29, 01:42:57
- Asks Jeremy for his condolences and reads Jeremy with insight 23 — 02:00:08, 02:00:38
MM E7: I've Been Here the Whole Time
- Reports on Jeremy's look when Buckster offered condolences — 00:32:32
- Frankenstein theory: dead bodies plus electromagnetism — 00:41:13
- Wants the ledgers from Daisy (grabby hands) and texts "wow" — 00:43:17, 00:43:57
- Intelligence 19; backdoor insight on Armond is a natural 1; says the idea of Armond being useful makes him want to arm wrestle, and Brennan calls an opposed athletics check (Buckster 13 against Lars 16) — 00:46:50, 00:54:06, 00:55:15, 00:56:19
- Initiative 2 — 01:36:22
- Tells Sylvester his father's lesson: "if you're not doing the swindling then you're the one doing the being swindled." — 01:44:26
- Blames "Bristlebrush" after Eugenia's outburst: "The whole thing is clearly Bristlebrush!" — 02:06:25
- Receives Daisy's report; "negotiating against yourself" to Sylvester; first says "I'm staying among the police" but then changes his mind and goes to the Seance Room to see Gangie — 02:12:52, 02:15:19, 02:20:27, 02:21:02
- Texts Rekha "wow" and Grant "You absolute asshat" (see Table talk) — 00:43:57, 01:36:57
"he didn't know if his Pappy was dead or alive." — 00:32:32
MM E8: Outfoxed
- Relieved the target is off him, but feels "someone was pulling the wool over his eyes", and cannot get over the feeling that Sylvester's imprisonment is a con — 00:08:34
- Insight 12 against Gangie; history 18 — 00:16:54, 00:24:52
- Offers Gangie three jobs: the key (small fortune), the hawk's contract (double), the mice's dagger (triple) — 00:28:01, 00:28:34, 00:28:38
- Takes Daisy's ledgers: "it's not about the money, it's about doing what you love, and what I love is money" — 00:34:32
- Insight 19 on the ledgers: a tremendous amount of debt — 00:36:51, 00:36:57
- Insight 19 as the clocks chime; remembers his sleight of hand 13 when he first turned the key; works out "three o'clock, it's not a time. It's a direction." — 01:00:34, 01:02:23, 01:03:44
- Initiative 3; stealth natural 20 (whether he used the Bardic Inspiration die is not said); last to leave — 01:06:30, 01:14:00, 01:12:15
- Races into the elevator, turns the key to three o'clock — 01:20:30, 01:20:59
"you are good at the doing things. I'm good at the delegating." — 00:29:23
"Well, to hell we go." — 01:21:27
MM E9: The Belly of the Beast
- Summarises his reasoning at the start of the round: Sylvester's cell was "too simple", Fletcher alive and probably the big bad, the electrical work done while Squire Badger was in London, the squire's debt — 00:09:34
- Insight "Dirty 20" — 00:11:21; Brennan: the word "assassinate" comes to mind; moving in secrecy and in the open are both critical — 00:11:24
- Says his insight on Hawkins was that "he feels guilty" — 00:12:40
- Insight 22 at the lock: the code must be something common criminals could remember or write down; tries 12345678 (fails) — 00:37:31, 00:38:30
- Perception: "I got an 18 perception up to a 25" in the treasure room; calls dibs on the loot — 00:41:25, 00:42:53
- Gives the help action to Sylvester in the morgue and later reads the documents in the treasure room with Lars's help — 00:48:05, 01:13:50
- Insight 27 (advantage, a new d4) on the ledgers and military receipts; Brennan texts him a long file — 01:16:13, 01:16:26, 01:17:20
- Says the debts being paid with no products on the books mean the man was "fronted by a bunny" (his guess) — 01:26:21
- Explains his findings aloud: debts paid by Fletcher, art reported stolen in the war, treason, Reichenbunny Castle — 01:26:21, 01:26:57, 01:27:40
- Asks whether the elevator has "a nine o'clock position as well as a three o'clock position" and notes he took the key with him — 01:16:56, 01:17:09
- A 22 on the D (skill not stated; Brennan offered investigation or insight), then insight 14 in the ritual chamber (no more Bless) — 01:37:01, 01:37:18, 01:41:35, 01:43:07
- Perception 26 from the cottage: a constable guards the boathouse door — 02:03:14, 02:03:20
- Highest persuasion/deception, so he will go to the front door and make a distraction — 02:04:06
"I call dibs." — 00:42:53
"Well gang, I think here's where we wrap it up. We are free from the police, free from the bad guys, and this little piggy's going wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee all the way home." — 01:57:02
"Two thoughts occurred to me and I'm sticking this out because it's the right thing to do. Justice is at hand!" — 01:57:20
MM E10: Unfinished Business
- Decides to create a diversion because he has "felt a sense of community for one of the first times in his life" and pounds on the door — 00:01:56
- Athletics 19 pushes past Harding; shouts the line below; Deception with advantage (from Daisy) is a natural 20, so the constables are fooled and every ally in Loam Hall (docks included) gets advantage on stealth checks for the rest of the episode — 00:03:41, 00:06:53, 00:09:24
- Tells the drawing room Detective Cross is innocent and demands the "red herring" be seized; Sam says he is "doing a trust fall into my accomplices" — 00:11:06, 00:11:20, 00:11:33
- Pulls out the squire's finances and drops a glass of whiskey at Armond Armadillo to test his reflexes; Armond fails and Buckster dismisses him as "irrelevant to our story" — 01:18:43, 01:19:15, 01:20:38
- Insight 13 later; keeps "exposing evidence mode", has the mice expose his knife — 02:13:19, 02:14:17
- Races to the bathroom when Lars calls for Sylvester, gives Sylvester advantage (Help) on the death save, and punches his chest — 02:22:16, 02:23:06, 02:24:24
- Offers to finance the Brockhollows and to employ Gangie and Mrs. Molesly — 02:29:53, 02:30:25
"he recognizes that in this moment he has a particular ability to do something to help the rest of his party" — 00:01:56
"Ladies, gentlemen and otherwise, follow me into the drawing room, for I have solved this mystery!" — 00:03:15
"Us Americans are straight shooters." — 00:11:06
"Don't you die on me Detective, don't you die on me. This is not how your story ends." — 02:24:16
"Jezzy, I came out here with a single mission and it was to take 100% control of my oil fields away from your father, given his investment." — 02:32:15
"You know what they say. Never wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty, but the pig likes it." — 02:33:17