NPCs · first: MM E1
Armond Armadillo
Armond Armadillo is Buckster's chief financial employee and accountant MM E1·00:47:00. Looking over the spreadsheets, he tells Buckster he does not recommend the expense of a sleeper car on a 45 minute ride, and he stammers "b-b-but" when he objects to the spending MM E1·00:47:11 MM E1·00:48:06. He says "I'm just the spreadsheet." MM E1·00:48:39. He turns into a ball and rolls down the train to go to the bathroom, and later he circles up around the back right wheel of the car and Templeton calls him a perfect fit MM E1·00:49:08 MM E1·00:51:40 MM E1·00:51:42.
Armond is Buckster's armadillo accountant, who serves as a wheel of the car on the ride to Loam Hall MM E1·00:47:00 MM E1·00:51:40 MM E1·00:51:54. At dinner he says "I'm not a turtle, I'm an Armadillo but that's okay." MM E2·01:54:31. In MM_05 the players guess the masked figure might be Harding or Armond, and Sam answers that there is no way Armond is a master combatant MM E5·01:35:00 MM E5·01:35:05. In MM_06 he sits at a dinner table, looking pretty bleak MM E6·01:43:30. He says "Mr. Boyd, I found a loophole. They actually pay you to take lira." MM E6·01:45:38.
In MM_07 Brennan tells Lars that Armond looked very injured MM E7·00:51:01. In the billiards room Armond says "I've had about enough frights and scares for a lifetime" MM E7·02:04:30. Lars tickles him MM E7·02:05:09 MM E7·02:05:13. Brennan rules that on a 22 insight Armond seems convincing to Lars, and Lars then says "I know you're lying, you fuck." MM E7·02:05:52. In MM_10 Buckster drops a glass of whiskey to test Armond's reflexes, and Armond slips and falls; Buckster says he is irrelevant to the story MM E10·01:19:15 MM E10·01:19:53 MM E10·01:20:38. In the epilogue Buckster asks how he injured himself MM E10·02:37:54. Armond answers "I was a fucking wheel, man" MM E10·02:38:20.
By episode
MM E1: It Was a Dark and Stormy Night
- Armond Armadillo — Buckster's chief financial employee and accountant (card "BUCKSTER'S ACCOUNTANT"); nervous American armadillo, stutters — 00:42:12, 00:47:00
"I'm just the spreadsheet." — 00:48:39
"I'm gonna do what tiny pieces of dirt do and I'm gonna roll on down the road." — 00:49:02
Rolls into a ball; Templeton has him hold the axle as a wheel — 00:49:08, 00:51:40