Characters

Player characters and everyone they meet.

Player characters

• Anastasia Tension
• Conrad Schintz
• Dan Fucks
• Hunch Curio
• Imelda Pulse
• The Fix

NPCs

• Angry Citizens
• Anna Lysis
• Announcer (Mentopolis)
• Avaricci family enforcers
• Bailiff
• Bastion Bass
• Betty
• Charlie Hungry
• Chief Alexander Tightass
• Cops (Mentopolis)
• Customers of Conrad
• Desk sergeant at the precinct
• Dominick Nuntz
• Don Avaricci
• Donna Fucks
• Donny Urges
• E. Muse
• Elias Hodge
• Elias's editor
• Elias's sister
• Fanny Fawnsworth
• Farmer (Mentopolis)
• Four star generals
• Freddy Focus
• Gangster at Oblongata Station
• Gangsters
• Gangsters at Chateaux Appetit
• Gobstopper employees
• H. V. Lance
• Hans Schadenfreude
• Hippo Campus students and cheerleader
• Ichabod Ice Skates
• Ivana Popov
• Jacques Ennui
• Joanna / Joanne Fakename
• Joey Sneezes
• Johnny Gullible
• Judge Connie Fusion
• Justin Fication
• Kind coffee shop person
• Las Vagus Casino employee
• Libby Longshower
• Madam Loathing
• Mark Bition
• Max Medula
• Mayor Leon Logic
• Millie
• Mr. Henry
• Mr. Mischief
• Mr. Thalamus
• Musician
• Mystery Figure (Mentopolis)
• Norrell Ojiccle
• Norrell's sister
• Officer Connell
• Officer Joie de Vivre
• Ollie
• Other wayward interests
• Pain messenger
• Pasha N.
• Passerby
• Patrons of Sugah's
• Promotor
• Ronnie Reptile
• Roscoe Hungry
• Self Doubt
• Shock
• Shock troopers
• Simon Praise
• Soda Jerk
• Spit Hand Pervert
• Stacy Fakename
• Tiny
• Two men in the dollar-sign car
• Voice in Dan's wake-up
• Wilton