NPCs · first: MEN E2
Spit Hand Pervert
A regular who spits into his hand comes up to the door of the ladies' room, where Hunch is listening MEN E2·00:23:38, and asks "What's your name, pal?" MEN E2·00:23:45. He urges Hunch to take his hand, and Hunch does MEN E2·00:23:49 MEN E2·00:23:51. When Conrad asks his name, he answers "Some people are larger concepts, and some of us are real specific!" and runs off MEN E2·00:28:16 MEN E2·00:28:20.
The Spit Hand Pervert is a regular who spits in his hand and offers handshakes MEN E2·00:23:49. When Conrad asks his name, he answers "Some people are larger concepts, and some of us are real specific!" MEN E2·00:28:16 and runs off MEN E2·00:28:20. In MEN_02 Dan Fucks finds him sitting on a fire hydrant outside, spitting into his hand over and over, and he greets Dan as "Danny Fucks" MEN E2·00:39:39 MEN E2·00:39:52. He tells Dan that the freeway collapse closed roads, the wires have been down, and the police "closed the eyes right after the road came down" MEN E2·00:40:14.
In MEN_06 he slides in next to Dan and says "I told you you'd never see me again." and spits in Dan's hand MEN E6·01:11:09 MEN E6·01:11:17. He tells the wounded Dan "Dan, stay with us. The city needs you. You're our emergency mayor." MEN E6·01:12:04. When Hunch slaps Dan he says "Don't slap him. That's my son." MEN E6·01:12:32. He adds that he will get Dan back home, "You and me and Donna all together for Christmas again." MEN E6·01:12:39. Brennan lists "the hand spit guy" among those at the diner afterwards MEN E6·01:39:39.
By episode
MEN E2: The Scattered Mind
- Regular / "Spit Hand Pervert" — a customer of Dan's club who spits in his hand and offers handshakes — 00:23:45; "Some people are larger concepts, and some of us are real specific!" — 00:28:16; later on a fire hydrant outside, answers Dan's Trouble Maker call — 00:39:39–00:40:14; "And I'll never see them again." — 00:51:25
- Spit Hand Pervert — says "Some people are larger concepts, and some of us are real specific!" — 00:28:16
MEN E6: Case Closed
- Spit Hand Pervert (Dan's customer in MEN_02; transcript name) — slides in and takes Dan's hand: "I told you you'd never see me again." and spits in it — 01:11:09, 01:11:17; "Dan, stay with us. The city needs you. You're our emergency mayor." — 01:12:04; "Don't slap him. That's my son." and "You and me and Donna all together for Christmas again." — 01:12:32, 01:12:39; at the diner afterwards, the "hand spit guy" — 01:39:39