NPCs · first: MEN E1
H. V. Lance
H. V. Lance is a stocky, very scowly man whom the party recognises as the deputy chief of staff for the mayor, and they call him Mr. Lance MEN E1·01:06:07. He looks around very nervously and pulls out a small file MEN E1·01:06:31. Mark Bition hands that file to The Fix MEN E1·01:07:19.
H. V. Lance is the mayor's deputy chief of staff, a stocky, scowly man MEN E1·01:06:07. In MEN_04 he is first a radio voice ("This is Deputy Chief of Staff Lance." MEN E4·01:06:35) who orders his men to "kill everybody in every car on the road!" MEN E4·01:07:05 MEN E4·01:06:35. He panics at Imelda's lie on the radio with "Oh my god! Did we do it in public? Can anyone see us?" MEN E4·01:10:52, and later reports too many pain couriers at Oblongata Station MEN E4·01:10:52 MEN E4·01:45:04.
In MEN_05 he waits at Cerebell Pacific with a piece of machinery and asks "Looking for something?" MEN E5·00:56:45; Siobhan reads him as hypervigilance, and Imelda answers that she is always looking to get into something MEN E5·00:56:45 MEN E5·00:57:05 MEN E5·00:57:07. When Imelda tells him that the mayor lied about who he was, he asks "You're saying the mayor's a traitor?" MEN E5·00:58:28 MEN E5·00:58:32. She turns his suspicion on himself and kisses him, and he says "I've never felt more alive in my life!" MEN E5·01:00:16 MEN E5·00:58:03. He says the DA told him to come with the machine and not connect it, mentions that someone killed the chief of police, and confesses that he slipped an amendment through to requisition copper supplements MEN E5·01:01:13 MEN E5·01:04:03 MEN E5·01:05:40. He runs out with Imelda, who says she is in love with him MEN E5·01:05:56.
In MEN_06 Imelda sends him to be lookout, and he goes up into the bell tower crying "There are threats everywhere!" MEN E6·00:09:58 MEN E6·00:09:16. He warns "Ms. Pulse, we got incoming!" MEN E6·00:22:49 when Dan's car arrives, and fires at gangsters in the street MEN E6·00:22:49 MEN E6·01:03:07. Told that Imelda wants an open relationship, he answers "the joke's on you. My kink is being incredibly suspicious of my partner!" MEN E6·01:10:00. He is at the diner afterwards and, in Siobhan's epilogue, elopes with Imelda MEN E6·01:39:39 MEN E6·01:53:35.
By episode
MEN E1: The Big Guy
MEN E4: Grappling With Death
- Deputy Chief of Staff H.V. Lance — first as a radio voice at 01:06:35: "This is Deputy Chief of Staff Lance."; orders "kill everybody in every car on the road!" — 01:07:05; "This city's full of threats and I'm gonna find all of 'em!" — 01:10:33; panics at Imelda's lie: "Oh my god! Did we do it in public? Can anyone see us?" — 01:10:52; in the mayor's office "Who's in there?" — 01:31:26; reports pain couriers at Oblongata Station — 01:45:04
MEN E5: Emergency Powers
- Deputy Chief of Staff H.V. Lance (card No. 507, he/him; "Deputy Chief of Staff", "Stocky", "Always on ALERT", "Burns the candle at both ends") — hypervigilance (Siobhan: "I look at hypervigilance and say"); waits at Cerebell Pacific with a piece of machinery for the Switchboard: "Looking for something?" — 00:56:45, 01:02:01; "I'm always looking for something." — 00:57:05; turned: "All the way to the top?! You're saying the mayor's a traitor?" — 00:58:28; kissed: "I've never felt more alive in my life!" — 01:00:16; says the DA told him to come "with this thing and not connect it" — 01:01:13; carries a ring: "You gotta be ready for everything!" — 01:02:21; "Someone killed the chief of police today." — 01:04:03; confesses he slipped through an amendment to "requisition a bunch of copper supplements" — 01:05:40
MEN E6: Case Closed
- H. V. Lance (Hyper Vigi Lance) (MEN_05) — "I got ya, toots." — 00:09:26; "I'll be up on the clock tower on top of the rail yard!" — 00:09:48; takes a shot and bugs out: "There are threats everywhere!" — 00:09:58; "Ms. Pulse, we got incoming!" — 00:22:49; fires from the bell tower — 01:03:07; "the joke's on you. My kink is being incredibly suspicious of my partner!" — 01:10:00; at the diner afterwards — 01:39:39; elopes with Imelda — 01:53:35