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Lord Squak Airavis
Lord Squak Airavis, played by Lou Wilson, has a secretary-bird look, described as whip thin and "truly 105 pounds wet, yet six feet tall" CFF E1·01:06:29. He wears a black raven-feather cape, a green waistcoat, and a cravat of clouds and ocean CFF E1·01:07:27. He arrives riding an ostrich chariot pulled by 25 doves CFF E1·01:07:27 CFF E1·01:08:08. He had a one-night stand with two of the triplet sisters of Capacea, who slaps him and demands satisfaction for their honor, and he apologizes and invites her to the nest once it is established CFF E1·01:13:22 CFF E1·01:15:02 CFF E1·01:15:31 CFF E1·01:20:40. He remembers Andhera as "pillar boy" CFF E1·01:39:35.
Squak is one of the Lords of the Wing, who comes to the Bloom with his cousin Chirp, and presses Rue on the wager's rules in the first episode with "And if we fail, who wins?" CFF E1·01:44:29 CFF E1·01:05:17. In the second episode he writes to Rue about the wager, tells Capacea's ballerina automaton that he is terribly ill, and on the Great Hart Hunt makes a second hart with Major Image, grabs the antler, and is pushed about twenty feet by Theodore, who then fixates on him CFF E2·00:03:00 CFF E2·00:15:29 CFF E2·01:23:21 CFF E2·01:51:03 CFF E2·01:54:32 CFF E2·01:55:17. Theodore carries him off, saying "I'm happy with my catch", and Squak answers "And I'm happy to be caught." CFF E2·02:18:10 CFF E2·02:18:12 In the third episode he writes to Grandfather CFF E3·00:17:34. Grandfather replies "I may have underestimated you" and sends a family jewel CFF E3·00:19:50 CFF E3·00:20:06. Squak narrates a night with Theodore, whom he polymorphs into a blue jay for discretion CFF E3·01:36:49 CFF E3·01:39:22. He sends birds to all the courts about the duel CFF E3·01:42:18. At the duel he shouts "There he stands, proud and true, the hero of Briar Falls!" and gives Hob Bardic Inspiration CFF E3·02:04:36
In the fourth episode he takes the tag the matured CFF E4·00:04:32. He tries to touch the human Wannessa's face and Gwyndolin slaps his hand away CFF E4·01:19:26 CFF E4·01:19:28. He shows an invisible ring to a baroness and tells her "You are mine, and I am yours." CFF E4·01:44:42 CFF E4·01:44:06 In the hedge maze he sets out for "scandal and ruin" at the Court of Wonder, is carried by the wind to Prince Apollo, helps him with a Spiritual Weapon and Shatter, and later counterspells BINX's Fog Cloud CFF E5·00:18:53 CFF E5·00:20:35 CFF E5·00:22:16 CFF E5·01:09:35 CFF E5·01:38:50. In the sixth episode he starts the rumor that the Court of Wonder is undermining the Sea Foam Court, writes in illusory script to the Baroness Alven and to Theodore, and says he is already engaged to the Baroness Alven of the Court of Sea Foam CFF E6·00:08:13 CFF E6·00:22:24 CFF E6·00:23:52 CFF E6·00:57:32. The Green Hunter appears with the pen name Airry Pearry, which is Squak's CFF E6·00:52:00 CFF E6·00:53:07. Chirp tells him she is married and has a child, and he learns he is an uncle CFF E6·00:58:53 CFF E7·00:39:16.
In the seventh episode, at Apollo's salon, Squak polymorphs the attendant Ruyin into a mud skipper, uses Cutting Words on Apollo, and recognizes Apollo's smirk from his letters with Theodore CFF E7·00:44:40 CFF E7·01:02:35 CFF E7·00:52:46. At the ball he polymorphs an attendant into a salmon, receives party-favor masks from Boil and Blemish, and helps put Grandfather in a mask CFF E7·01:31:42 CFF E7·02:00:22 CFF E7·02:10:27. In the eighth episode he writes to Apollo "You've clipped the wings of my heart" CFF E8·01:00:51. He tells Suntar that their grandfather invented birds CFF E8·01:21:38. He tells Grandfather that his betrothal to Prince Apollo is all but certain CFF E8·02:00:03. He answers a letter from Pillar Boy, his name for Andhera CFF E8·00:23:04. He later tells Andhera "Pillar Boy, you still got it." CFF E8·02:09:46 In the ninth episode Squak asks Hob about the hunter who shot him, then announces to the group that he is Airry Pearry, author of The Green Hunter, and removes the arrows from Hob's back with a natural 20 CFF E9·00:25:31 CFF E9·00:35:47 CFF E9·00:37:24. He adds the reputation tag Icon CFF E9·00:37:54. He sits beside Apollo and Suntar at the play and puts his hand on Apollo's thigh CFF E9·00:50:16 CFF E9·01:19:22. In the finale he stalls Apollo behind the stage by flirting, learns that the portal will shut and stay shut if magic stops flowing into it, and burns his tag mature and other tokens to help hold it open CFF E10·00:06:56 CFF E10·00:10:44 CFF E10·00:22:32 CFF E10·00:25:05. He pitches Jeremy Renner a gritty film of The Green Hunter, and Renner kisses him and goes back through the portal CFF E10·00:51:33 CFF E10·00:53:27 CFF E10·00:54:03. Squak and Chirp receive their grandfather's last letter, which tells Squak he has true talent and adds "I'm still alive" CFF E10·01:05:50 CFF E10·01:07:13.
Character sheet — A Court of Fey & Flowers
A Court of Fey & Flowers sheet of Lord Squak Airavis (played by Lou Wilson). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.
Skills
- Arcana: +2 CFF E10·00:25:19—
- Medicine: +4 CFF E9·00:34:48 CFF E9·00:36:07—
- Perception: +6 CFF E4·01:06:57 CFF E7·02:05:50—
- Performance: +8 CFF E2·01:04:20 CFF E4·00:59:15—
- Persuasion: +11 CFF E7·02:10:27 CFF E7·02:10:35—
Features
- Earl of Peckersburg, Lords of the Wing — Introduces himself as Lord Squak Airavis of the Lords of the Wing, pronouns he/him, and the Earl of Peckersburg CFF E1·00:04:34 CFF E1·00:04:51
- Description — Secretary-bird look: "whip thin, truly 105 pounds wet", six feet tall, gilded makeup around the eyes, hair pulled back CFF E1·01:06:29 CFF E1·01:07:37
- Bardic Inspiration (d8) to Chirp — Hand on his cousin's back for her Animal Handling: "And give them Bardic Inspiration." "D8." CFF E2·00:54:22 CFF E2·00:54:26
- Flight — Uses 50 feet of movement to fly up 10 feet and 40 forward CFF E2·01:23:21
- Bardic Inspiration to Chirp for the antler — "And give them a Bardic Inspiration as I fly for the antler." CFF E2·01:51:19
- Another Bardic Inspiration to Chirp — "I'm gonna give you another Bardic." as she is about to finish the task CFF E2·02:09:19
- Bardic Inspiration to Hob at the duel — Shouts "There he stands, proud and true" and: "And I'm gonna give you a Bardic Inspiration." CFF E3·02:04:36 CFF E3·02:04:40
- Reputation tag: the matured — Chooses "the matured" (Chirp takes "hospitable") CFF E4·00:04:32 CFF E4·00:04:42 CFF E4·00:51:30
- Bardic Inspiration to Hob in the maze — "I'm gonna give you Bardic Inspiration." to Hob as he goes for the crystal CFF E5·01:31:43
- Hob uses Squak's Bardic Inspiration — Brennan: "a Bardic Inspiration that was so kindly given to me by the Lord Squak" CFF E5·01:48:54
- Bardic Inspiration from Apollo — Prince Apollo grants him Bardic Inspiration (a d8) on his Spiritual Weapon attack: 11 plus a 3 is 14 CFF E5·01:08:32 CFF E5·01:08:36 CFF E5·01:08:38
- Pen name Airry Pearry — Squak wrote "The Green Hunter" under a pen name: "my penname is Airry Pearry" CFF E6·00:53:07 CFF E6·00:52:00
- Drug: spells cost no slots — The drug from the first day: for the next hour any magic he casts burns no spell slot (Constitution saves 15 each time) CFF E7·00:33:51 CFF E7·00:35:40
- Cutting Words — "Can I Cutting Words Apollo?"; the die is a 3, Aabria allows it on a save CFF E7·01:02:08 CFF E7·01:02:24
- Inspiration burned for a Charisma check — Raw Charisma check, "only a 10. I'll burn a point of Inspiration." and takes 23 CFF E7·02:09:15 CFF E7·02:09:20
- Advantage on Persuasion with Suntar — Aabria: "till further notice you have advantage on Persuasion checks with Suntar" CFF E8·01:25:53
- Pen name made public — Reveals himself to the group: "I'm Airry Pearry, author of" CFF E9·00:35:47
- Lucky from BINX — Surena burns her medal to give him her Lucky; Aabria: advantage, Bardic Inspiration and the DC halved thanks to Lucky for his Medicine check (6, then a natural 20) CFF E9·00:36:14 CFF E9·00:36:27 CFF E9·00:37:19 CFF E9·00:37:24
- Reputation tag: Icon — Adds the reputation tag Icon to himself; Aabria agrees CFF E9·00:37:54 CFF E9·00:38:06
- Bardic Inspiration to Hob and Chirp — Gives one die to Hob and another to Chirp ("as I get behind my cousin"); his own Medicine die came from Rue CFF E9·00:34:34 CFF E9·00:33:24 CFF E9·00:35:14
- Title: The Matured & Iconic — The card epithet reads The Matured & Iconic (both OCR readings) CFF E10·00:20:25
- Token burned to flirt — Behind Apollo to stall: "Can I just burn a token to succeed?" "I'm burning this beautiful pineapple token." CFF E10·00:10:37 CFF E10·00:10:44
- Mature burned — For the portal check (each burned token drops the DC by five; the DC starts at 20, as 15 + 5) burns the "mature" tag ("I burn the shit out of mature", DC 15), refuses to burn Icon, then burns the cup (DC 10) and a spiked token (DC 5); rolls 14, success number one CFF E10·00:25:02 CFF E10·00:25:05 CFF E10·00:25:07 CFF E10·00:25:16 CFF E10·00:25:28 CFF E10·00:25:38 CFF E10·00:23:11
- Theater mask burned for Renner — Persuasion on Jeremy Renner: "I'll burn the mask." "Yes, the theater mask." CFF E10·00:51:46 CFF E10·00:51:57 CFF E10·00:51:59
Spells
- Silvery Barbs — Reaction, on Rue's Insight CFF E2·01:07:04
- Major Image — Cast at third level to create a second hart running at a diagonal CFF E2·01:23:21
- Polymorph — Transforms Theodore into a blue jay for discretion; dismisses it later that day CFF E3·01:39:59 CFF E3·01:42:02
- Spiritual Weapon — Third level, "2d8 plus 8", a giant bald eagle out of his forehead; 14 points of damage CFF E5·00:22:16 CFF E5·00:22:22 CFF E5·00:22:55
- Shatter — At fourth level on the Shambling Mound's hedge, Constitution save 18, 23 points of damage CFF E5·01:08:53 CFF E5·01:08:59 CFF E5·01:09:35
- Hypnotic Pattern — On the goblins in a 30-foot cube, Wisdom save, DC 18 CFF E5·01:31:56 CFF E5·01:32:11 CFF E5·01:32:31
- Counterspell — Casts Counterspell: "Nothing will go unseen in this moment." CFF E5·01:38:43 CFF E5·01:38:50
- Otto's Irresistible Dance — "I'm going to cast Otto's Irresistible Dance on Gobble."; DC 18 CFF E6·01:00:36
- Polymorph into a fish — "I'm gonna Polymorph one of them into a fish." (an attendant of the Jarl), DC 18 CFF E7·00:44:40 CFF E7·00:44:50
- Polymorph into a catfish — "I'm gonna cast Polymorph again on the dude and turn him into a catfish" CFF E7·00:53:20
- Polymorph into a salmon — "And turn them into a little salmon." CFF E7·01:31:57
- Intellect Fortress — "I'm gonna cast Intellect Fortress on them." CFF E7·02:06:46
- Suggestion — Casts Suggestion on someone to send them into a luncheon and make them scream the rumor CFF E8·00:10:39
Items
- Jewel (letter to Grandfather) — Jewel with Grandfather's reply ("A literal family jewel.") CFF E3·00:19:56 CFF E3·00:20:06
- Two love potions — "I'm gonna grab two of the Love." potions at the end of the tasting CFF E5·00:17:01 CFF E5·00:17:03
- Second jewel — Aabria hands Lou a jewel as the group exits the hedge maze CFF E6·00:08:31
- Golden goblet — Aabria hands Lou a golden goblet, a shared token with Chirp ("betwixt you") CFF E7·01:07:59 CFF E7·01:08:08
- Love potion used — lost: drops one of his love potions into a glass on the serving tray CFF E7·01:32:10
- Masquerade mask — Party favor from Blemish and Boil: Aabria hands Lou a masquerade mask CFF E7·02:00:26
- Mask split with Chirp — "crack the mask in half, and push half of it onto Chirp's face" CFF E7·02:05:32
- Mask for Grandfather — lost: "Here, grandfather, throw that on there"; which mask it is is not said CFF E7·02:10:20
- Wand of Wonder — Andhera gives him a Wand of Wonder; first use on Andhera (d100 91) spends one of seven charges CFF E9·00:54:26 CFF E9·00:55:12 CFF E9·00:55:40
- Parcel: a copy of The Green Hunter — Aabria hands a parcel to Lou; "It's a real copy. Wow, incredible."; not a token: "that's just a functional dice box" CFF E9·01:05:16 CFF E9·01:04:37 CFF E9·01:05:30
- Pineapple token burned — lost: burned to succeed on the flirt CFF E10·00:10:44
- Cup and spiked token burned — lost: the cup ("I'll burn the cup as well") and a token with a spike, burned for the portal CFF E10·00:25:16 CFF E10·00:25:28 CFF E10·00:25:31
- Theater mask burned — lost: burned for the Persuasion on Renner CFF E10·00:51:57
By episode
CFF E1: A Bloom to Remember
- Secretary-bird look: whip thin, "truly 105 pounds wet, yet six feet tall", black raven-feather cape, green waistcoat, cloud-and-ocean cravat; rides an ostrich chariot pulled by 25 doves — 01:06:29, 01:07:27–01:08:08
- Had a one-night stand with two of Capacea's triplet sisters at the failed engagement party — 01:15:31
- Apologises to Capacea; Persuasion with disadvantage, 18 — 01:19:13; invites her to the nest once established — 01:20:40
- Charisma save 25 (27 with Andhera's +2), resists Hob's Intimidation — 01:24:01
- Remembers Andhera as "pillar boy" — 01:39:35
- Presses for the wager's rules: "And if we fail, who wins?" — 01:44:29
"Pillar boy is a fucking pillar now!" — 01:39:40
CFF E2: The Great Hart Hunt
- Writes to Rue about the wager's specifics; thanks Rue for "engaging us in this little game" — 00:03:00
- Claims "I've grown. I don't do any treats anymore" to Advisor — 00:12:15
- Receives Capacea's ballet automaton and tells it he is "terribly ill"; Chirp's turkeys escort it — 00:15:12, 00:15:29, 00:17:03
- On the escort for the automaton and keeping the suitor on side: "I think slightly impressive. Not desperate, not hungry." — 00:16:37
- Takes the antler: "this antler is mine" — 01:51:03
- Bardic Inspiration (d8) to Chirp's Animal Handling — 00:54:26
- Sawing chair legs: Performance 19 plus 8 = 27, then a d10 for 6, taking upwards of an hour — 01:04:18, 01:04:20, 01:04:26
- Casts Silvery Barbs on Rue's Insight (reaction) — 01:07:04
- Holds his turn until after Chirp; flies 10 up, 40 forward, casts third-level Major Image to make a second hart; Performance 19 — 01:21:19, 01:23:21, 01:24:16
- Joins the Blair Witch discussion — 01:42:25, 01:47:08
- Tries to shatter the antler, countered; grabs the antlers: "this antler is mine" — 01:48:54, 01:51:03
- Strength save 3, thrown 20 feet by Theodore, who then fixates on him — 01:54:32, 01:55:17
- Lets himself be thrown and plays prone; later flirts with Theodore; Persuasion with disadvantage 17 to draw Theodore away from the duel — 01:55:36, 02:10:08
- Leaves carried by Theodore, who says "I'm happy with my catch" — 02:18:10
"To demonstrate our growth before our many friends is the greatest gift of all." — 00:03:00
"And I'm happy to be caught." — 02:18:12
CFF E3: Duel on the Southern Lawn
- Asks whether a reputation lead lets him tell Andhera to do as he wants; Aabria: "it would be a slightly softer sell, but absolutely" — 00:02:59, 00:03:08
- Turns Hob's defeat of Andhera into a scandal: "his combat prowess is so lacking" — 00:09:25
- Letter to Grandfather ("Most benevolent grandfather who created birds"), with the Pillar Boy pun; reward a family jewel, and he "retreats to his room to clutch this, hold it in the fetal position, and just weep" — 00:17:34, 00:18:00–00:20:11
- Hears Baroness Alven's bowl-letter; hears Chirp and spills it: "Somebody brought us a really beautiful bowl!" — 00:31:51, 00:32:03
- Hosts Andhera's visit; tries to block the entry way; "I let my dick take me wherever it leads me." as his flaw; Perception nat 20 hears the warning chirp and leads Andhera out the back — 00:50:44, 00:58:16, 00:58:29, 00:58:52
- Tea with Gwyndolin: Insight 17 against her questions about Hanavan ("one question is normal. Two questions is not okay."); Persuasion with advantage, first roll 29 (second not), to learn about the Court of Wonder — 01:04:42, 01:04:48, 01:11:20
- Narrates his night with Theodore: tells him he is turning a new beak, asks him to leave, Perception 19 says Theodore is sincere; polymorphs him into a blue jay for discretion; the two sleep together — 01:36:49–01:40:27
- Sends birds to all courts about the duel between Captain Hob and "Rue's assistant", and a bird to Rue — 01:42:18–01:42:46, 01:54:35
- At the duel shouts "There he stands, proud and true, the hero of Briar Falls!" and gives Hob a Bardic Inspiration — 02:04:36
- Nods at Chirp as she goes to stand with Rue; later gives Hob a silent nod before the wrestling — 02:05:55, 02:23:06
"Talk about maiming, not killing, one of your beautiful creations with a single stone." — 00:17:45
"It's not like that. It's a matter of discretion." — 01:39:22
"Theodore, I must say I am in the works of turning a new beak." — 01:36:59
"there's something about the Court of Wonder looking a fool that just feels right on this day." — 02:05:14
CFF E4: Seaside Teatime
- Chooses "the matured" after "well-connected" is offered — 00:03:37, 00:04:32
- Reads Hob's croquet letter to Chirp; replies "A delightful idea. Let us walk together to the party." — 00:09:37, 00:10:18
- Morning "reveling in my new position and status" — 00:51:23
- Performance (with Emily's die and advantage): 19 plus 8, for 27; steps from pelican to pelican — 00:59:15, 00:59:53
- Tries to touch Wannessa's face, is slapped, hurts his wrist; Wannessa heals him; Squak keeps asking about tears: "Are they quartz?" — 01:19:26, 01:19:36, 01:20:43
- Invites Wannessa and Gwyndolin to sit: "My name is Lord Squak Airavis, Earl of Peckersburg" — 01:22:09
- Perception 17 near the baroness; holds her hand with an invisible ring on his left ring finger; "You are mine, and I am yours." — 01:44:06, 01:44:16, 01:44:42
- "But now, there's a party to save." — 01:44:55
"I'm having a rather delightful morning reveling in my new position and status" — 00:51:23
CFF E5: Through The Hedge Maze
- History 15; "What the fuck is the Crystal Heart?" — 00:03:57
- Has eyes on Apollo and Suntar; "I am amongst the whispers." — 00:07:26
- Asks the Wave Master whether flying is allowed: "Is this sort of thing allowed?" — 00:07:47
- Chooses "scandal and ruin" aimed at the Court of Wonder, Prince Apollo especially — 00:18:53, 00:19:20
- Perception 25 "on a natural 19" from "a peacock dice": "Trust the birds." — 00:20:35, 00:20:42, 00:20:46
- Spiritual Weapon at 3rd level, a bald eagle from his forehead (14 damage), Help action to Apollo: "Prince, let me help you!" — 00:22:16, 00:22:28, 00:23:40
- Initiative 23, then 19, then 18 — 00:17:49, 01:07:41, 01:26:25
- Apollo's Bardic Inspiration d8 (3, to 14); Shatter at 4th level, DC 18, 23 damage on the Shambling Mound's hedge — 01:08:32, 01:08:53, 01:09:35
- "Prince Apollo! Quick, the brave and tremendous Hob is making his way for the crystal!" — 01:31:33; gives Hob Bardic Inspiration; "It would be unfitting for you to lose to your ex-fiance! I mean..." — 01:31:47
- Hypnotic Pattern, DC 18, on the goblins; holds his reaction — 01:31:56, 01:36:54
- Counterspell on BINX's Fog Cloud: "Nothing will go unseen in this moment." — 01:38:50
- On the Investigation roll, Lou says he is "the reverse" of Hob: both bow out and Apollo rolls straight — 01:48:34
- Gives the help action to Apollo then bows out of the Investigation roll; his roll for Apollo is a 3 ("only a 7") — 01:47:07, 01:51:09
CFF E6: Of One Mind
- Rumor: the Court of Wonder is undermining the Sea Foam Court by bringing the last member of a "forlorn court"; Lou states "It was me" — 00:07:31, 00:08:13
- Letters in illusory script: to Baroness Alven, to Theodore ("every hart needs its hind" — 00:23:52); Aabria gives Inspiration — 00:22:24, 00:23:30, 00:24:09
- "The Green Hunter" with a pen name, Airry Pearry — 00:52:00, 00:53:07
- Reply to Hob: "Yours in flight, Lord Squak Airavis." — 00:30:23
- With Chirp about Apollo: "I'm not sure I could separate where the love is" — 00:27:19
- Engaged to the Baroness Alven; "Of course I'm price comparing!" — 00:57:32, 00:58:49
- Casts Otto's Irresistible Dance on Gobble — 01:00:36
- Stealth 14 at the nest; "I need to stop breathing." — 00:54:50, 00:55:05
- Tells Hob "it is another" who gave the rumor; "We are of one mind" — 01:15:22, 01:14:11
- Returns with apple juice during the Zone of Truth: "You think I'm going to miss this?" — 01:36:03
CFF E7: The Masquerade Ball
- Polymorphs Ruyin into a mud skipper (DC 18) and throws a bust at it; later a catfish thrown out the window; shatters windows, Major Image of birds — 00:44:40, 00:44:50, 00:45:44, 00:57:10
- "The Lords of the Wing are here!" — 00:44:45
- "Who knew Pillar Boy was hung?" — 00:47:04
- "I'm not coming back if the Bloom has diminished to the point where the winnings for a grand wager are a lesson." — 00:48:45
- Insight 16: Suntar unfazed by "something on the side"; Apollo's smirk Squak recognizes from his letters with Theodore — 00:52:17, 00:52:46
- Performance 14 to keep the Message going — 00:55:47
- Makes a 20-foot "Piegeron" as a distraction — 00:59:46
- Cutting Words on Apollo ("a cool 3"), Aabria allows it on a save — 01:02:24, 01:02:35
- Arcana 9 (cannot tell who failed the truth serum): "We'll just assume." — 01:03:12, 01:03:14
- Gift of Gab to wipe Suntar's question about "The Green Hunter" — 01:07:24
- Table: Lou: "God, they almost found out who Airry Pearry was." — 01:07:33
- Outfit: all white, cape of molten gold, one royal blue cuff link and one strawberry cuff link — 01:31:02, 01:31:27
- Polymorphs an attendant into a salmon; Intimidation 24 on the other; love potion in a glass — 01:31:42, 01:32:35, 01:32:10
- Asks Boil and Blemish for "party favors"; given a mask; wears it — 01:59:46, 02:00:22
- Perception 19 plus 6 for 25 on the ball; "Inaccurate" — 02:05:50, 02:05:54
- Casts Intellect Fortress; to Chirp: "We've been drunker in even more important situations before." — 02:06:36, 02:06:46
- Raw Charisma 10; burns Inspiration for 23; Persuasion with advantage 21 and 25 on Grandfather's mask — 02:09:15, 02:09:20, 02:10:27
CFF E8: The Rule of Sneakery
- Rumor: Andhera has "found his match" in "one incredibly regular BINX Choppley"; he starts it by casting Suggestion on someone to "send them into a luncheon" — 00:10:18, 00:10:39
- Table remark on the rumor of turning Fey into fish: "I can only cast two Polymorphs a day, but God damn it, I will." — 00:04:52
- Writes to Dev Patel and Michael B. Jordan: "We deeply appreciate your consideration for the following role." — 00:18:32; the role: "Dr. Green Hunter, 35, musky." — 00:19:08
- Reply to Pillar Boy: "Thanks for reading, bro. Never forget to keep your bow near your stetho-cope." — 00:23:04
- On his letters: "Where all my letters are the same and I just fill in different specifics." — 00:55:56
- Letter to Apollo: "You've clipped the wings of my heart." — 01:00:51, continuing "And it rests eternally in your care, Squak." — 01:01:20; sent with doves "in full view of all" — 01:01:40
- "how about us four friends walk into Andhera's dormitory to enjoy a cup of tea." — 02:16:04
- On Apollo: "I don't think love fits whatever we might have, but—" — 01:17:57
- With Suntar: "our grandfather invented birds. We know the power." — 01:21:38
- Rolls with advantage, 29 (skill not said) — 01:22:33; "The generation before us has had their time." — 01:25:35
- To Grandfather: "My betrothal to the Prince Apollo is all but certain." — 02:00:03
- On love: "Your alliance becomes the talk. That is power, Grandfather." — 02:01:24
- Gossip: "Grandfather, because we're walking out the door, just in the name of gossip, who?" — 02:06:27
- To Andhera: "Pillar Boy, you still got it." — 02:09:46
- Insight natural 20; Deception 28 — 02:13:44, 02:12:11
- "Oh, is that somewhere that BINX likes to spend time?" — 02:14:09
- Rolls with advantage on Suntar; Aabria then gives advantage on Persuasion with Suntar "till further notice" — 01:22:33, 01:25:53
- Airry Pearry — Squak's pen name, signed on his casting letter 00:20:01; Andhera's letter to Airry Pearry calls it "your book" 00:21:44 and reaches Squak: "For Airry Pearry?" 00:22:49; Squak: "the scathing review I wrote for myself of my own book" 00:22:53
CFF E9: Theater of War
- Perception 10 with disadvantage on seeing Hob — 00:16:56
- "We should all go back to Andhera's, and we should focus on Captain Hob." — 00:17:55
- "Mine is just a cape. Please don't get any blood on it." — 00:18:22
- Presses Hob about the shooting: "Any chance the person you were fighting was a hunter of sorts?" — 00:25:31; "You'll have to describe that to me later, for something I'm working on." — 00:25:16
- Reveals himself: "Who the fuck told you I was Airry Pearry?" — 00:35:30; then, "Everyone should know. Before I begin, I'm Airry Pearry, author of "The Green Hunter"." — 00:35:47
- Medicine +4 per Lou; with advantage, Bardic Inspiration and the halved DC he rolls 6 and then a nat 20 — 00:36:07, 00:37:19, 00:37:24
- Adds the reputation tag "Icon": "I would like to add "Icon"." — 00:37:54; reasons: "people are really looking to Squak now as a tone setter, as a taste maker" — 00:38:09
- On the arrows: "these bear Prince Apollo's signature" — 00:40:35
- Telling Andhera of the evening seat: "Have been invited to sit alongside Apollo and Suntar at the event this evening." — 00:50:16
- Points the Wand of Wonder at Andhera, d100 91 — 00:55:05, 00:55:40; natural 19 on the die for the Constitution save, not blinded — 00:56:17
- "Oh, that was delightful, Andhera!" — 00:56:28
- At the play: "Prince Apollo, you and Suntar once entrusted us with a rather delicious secret, and I guess this is one we offer in return." — 01:19:11
- Puts his hand on Apollo's thigh, Apollo covers it with his — 01:19:22, 01:19:27
- With the bloom wager: "Should I have gone after Apollo? I should, right? It's just, Renner's here." — 01:28:50; "Here, I'll go put eyes on Apollo." — 01:28:56
CFF E10: You Will Never Know a Lonely Day Again
- Calls out to the others from the arch: "I'm currently at the last arcane gate to the material plane, which Apollo is about to close" — 00:09:54
- Persuasion 28 for "nothing but calm acceptance and pleased expectation" — 00:06:56, 00:07:04
- Asks about the arch: "Apollo, what is this?" — 00:07:52; presses on Renner: "Jeremy Renner would not be allowed to pass between the material plane and here?" — 00:08:41
- Stalls: "I will try to stall." — 00:10:22; burns a token to succeed on the flirt — 00:10:37, 00:10:44
- Arcana "dirty 20", then "A dirty 21" — 00:21:38, 00:21:42; learns "if magical energy isn't constantly pushing and pouring into the portal, it will shut and stay shut" (Aabria) — 00:22:32
- Relays it to the group: "Guys, I can only do so much before we're just going to be having sex. You guys got to hurry up." — 00:24:07
- Burns "mature" ("I burn the shit out of mature."), refuses to burn "icon", burns the cup, then another token with a spike: DC 15, 10, then 5 — 00:25:05, 00:25:07, 00:25:16, 00:25:28; rolls 14 for success number one — 00:25:38
- On Hob's attack: "And I'd like to say that it goes right over my head." — 00:29:23
- Reacts to Hob dominated: "Major Hob? Major Hob?" — 00:30:57
- To Hob after: "All right, I get it. It was her, not you." — 00:37:20
- As Suntar calls lightning down on Andhera: "Cousin, should we do something? I mean, I could fully stop this, but also, I mean, the drama!" — 00:44:34; Hob: "Let him tank it." — 00:44:40; Squak: "No, it's all yours!" — 00:44:43
- Finds Renner and introduces himself: "But I, Airry Pearry, author of—" — 00:51:07; "This is fey-dom, people jump into each other's dreams and eat each other's hearts." — 00:51:23
- Pitches: "would you consider doing what you do best and being in a really gritty, kind of nasty cinematic interpretation of "The Green Hunter"?" — 00:51:33; Persuasion check, burns the theater mask — 00:51:46, 00:51:57
- Tells Renner how to leave: "you need to kiss me, and then you jump through that portal." — 00:53:27
- "Oh, thank god he's gone. Otherwise, I would have lost the wager." — 00:54:12; "Yes, we've got to throw an orgy, STAT!" — 00:54:22
- With the grandfather's letter: "Cousin, would you like to do the honors?" — 01:05:50; "Word's gotten out." — 01:07:11; "We're about to tear this place up." — 01:07:49
- Aabria asks him to lead the cast out; "Of course." — 01:13:59, 01:14:04