NPCs · first: UC2 E11
Cockroach monks
A cockroach monk greets the party with "Welcome to the Monastery of The Sacred Rat, who so approaches?" UC2 E11·02:16:50. He recognizes Sofia as "that lady that had plastic bag shoes" UC2 E11·02:17:29. When Ricky calls him a juicy cockroach, toothpick-wielding cockroach monks leap from the open doors UC2 E11·02:18:39 UC2 E11·02:18:46.
The cockroach monks of the Monastery of the Sacred Rat are toothpick-wielding insects UC2 E11·02:18:46. They chant "We love you, rat Jesus." UC2 E11·02:19:38. A junior monk says, "Only the best of us can, Marty can do it." about contacting Kugrash UC2 E11·02:19:49. In UC2_12 Brennan puts four cockroach monks and the elder Marty in the courtyard UC2 E12·00:04:41. The monks fight alongside the party, and one praises Sofia, "Hell yeah, you got the fucking moves!" UC2 E12·00:12:32. A monk thanks Kingston: "it's nice to know the voice of New York even talks for the cockroaches" UC2 E12·01:10:53. The cockroaches fall back to the monastery, saying "We're falling back to the monastery!" UC2 E12·01:26:11. The ants surrender after a nat 20 Intimidation UC2 E12·01:37:49. The monks then invite the party: "Come and feast with us." UC2 E12·01:40:20.
By episode
UC2 E11: Let's Get Tiny
- Cockroach monk(s) of the Sacred Rat — "Welcome to the Monastery of The Sacred Rat, who so approaches?" — 02:16:50; "Holy crap, you're that lady that had plastic bag shoes" — 02:17:29; "Ah, get the fuck out of here." — 02:18:31; junior monk: "Only the best of us can, Marty can do it." — 02:19:49; the monks' chant "We love you, rat Jesus." — 02:19:38.
- Cockroach monks — armed with toothpicks; "toothpick wielding cockroach monks" — 02:18:46.
UC2 E12: The Battle of the Hot Dog Cart
- Cockroach monks of the Sacred Rat (frame card "COCKROACH MONKS / WARRIORS OF THE SACRED RAT", 00:04:48; four in the courtyard — 00:04:41) — fight with toothpicks, four arms, "punching at the same time as they're swinging" — 00:12:37. "Hell yeah, you got the fucking moves! This lady with the plastic bag shoes, she knows what time it is, huh?" — 00:12:32. "Thank you, thank you. Hey, it's nice to know the voice of New York even talks for the cockroaches. Thanks, Kingston Brown!" — 01:10:53. "We're falling back to the monastery!" — 01:26:11. At the feast: "Come and feast with us. We got a bunch of trash, some dog shit, I don't know, fuck it." — 01:40:20. One monk drops to death saves at 00:27:30, a second goes down at 01:05:37; the death-save roll "Three, that's a fail" at 00:55:33. A cockroach AC is 14 — 01:04:57; cockroaches have 22 hit points and ants 20 (Brennan) — 01:21:14.
- Cockroach monks — four-armed, toothpick-wielding, in the monastery.