Shellford

Shellford is a member of the A.V. Club, introduced by Biz Glitterdew together with Skrank Douglas E3·01:04:13 E3·01:04:33. Biz calls him "kind of the bad boy" E3·01:04:33. He is a turtle and greets Riz Gukgak with a slow "'Sup" and a "Yeah, whatever." E3·01:04:38 E3·01:04:43 E3·01:04:46. Biz jokes that he has a bit of a shell, emotionally E3·01:04:50.

Shellford is the aloof turtle member of the A.V. Club, whom Biz Glitterdew calls "kind of the bad boy" E3·01:04:33 E3·01:04:43. When the party comes back to the A.V. Club, he greets them with a slow "Pfft. Whatever." E5·00:35:30. When the party hunts for a mole in the club, Biz vouches that Shellford is "not a fucking narc" E9·01:11:11.

The party questions him anyway, and Fig Faeth takes his vintage nunchucks before Adaine Abernant makes her give them back E9·01:27:01 E9·01:27:05. He says that he is writing a ticket for a van in the teacher parking lot E9·01:28:12. Adaine hears his thought, "How could I ever be kind to somebody when I've never been kind to myself?" and concludes that he is not involved E9·01:29:48 E9·01:29:58. In the epilogue Riz Gukgak says that Shellford is now getting help from Jawbone O'Shaughnessey E17·01:15:47.

Shellford is the aloof turtle member of the A.V. Club, whom Biz Glitterdew calls "kind of the bad boy" E3·01:04:33. In season 1 he greets the party with a shrugging "Pfft. Whatever." and Biz vouches that he is "not a fucking narc" E5·00:35:30 E9·01:11:11. Adaine Abernant hears his thought, "How could I ever be kind to somebody when I've never been kind to myself?" E9·01:29:48. In the epilogue Riz Gukgak says he is getting help E17·01:15:47.

In season 2 he appears only as a turtle person at the LAN party S2E1·01:48:13.

Shellford is the aloof turtle member of the A.V. Club, whom Biz Glitterdew calls "kind of the bad boy" E3·01:04:33. In season 1 he greets the party with a shrugging "Pfft. Whatever." and Biz vouches that he is "not a fucking narc" E5·00:35:30 E9·01:11:11. In season 2 he appears only as a turtle person at the LAN party S2E1·01:48:13.

In season 3 he plays beer pong with the A.V. Club S3E6·00:09:25. A frame card calls him a Turtleperson and AV Club Nerd S3E10·02:03:11.