NPCs · first: S1 E1
Doreen
Doreen is the lunch lady at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy, a thin woman with a cigarette hanging from her lip E1·01:16:09. Fig seeks her out in the cafeteria on the first day of school E1·01:16:24. Doreen tells Fig, "I wasn't always a lunch lady" E1·01:18:07. She points Fig to the drums of creamed corn in the back of the kitchen E1·01:17:06.
Doreen is the Aguefort lunch lady, thin and smoking E1·01:16:09. At the end of the first day the party finds her in the cafeteria, following a swarm of corn gremlins E1·01:52:03. She seals the cafeteria door with her ladle E2·00:04:30 and fights the party E2·00:15:38. Adaine strikes her down, and as she lies dying the sunken aura leaves her eyes E2·01:04:44. She warns, "don't trust the faculty" E2·01:05:00. She blames Adaine for killing her E2·01:09:41. Then she dies E2·01:10:13.
Goldenhoard says that he worked with Doreen E3·00:24:50. When Kristen Applebees reaches Heaven, Doreen is there, young again, with red hair in a beehive E17·00:01:20 E17·00:02:03. She asks Kristen to tell Adaine that what she said when she was dying was only because she was mad E17·00:02:14.
By episode
S1 E1: The Beginning Begins (Ep. 1)
S1 E2: Clash of the Corn Cuties (Ep. 2)
- Doreen (intro card "DOREEN / THE LUNCH LADY" — frame 00:00:40) — lunch lady of the cafeteria. First appearance 00:00:39 (recap); in this episode from 00:01:07.
- Seals the cafeteria door with her ladle — 00:04:30. Attacks with tuna surprise (acid) — 00:16:15, a "beam of sickly yellow light" — 00:24:43, and "hot tater tots" — 00:34:24.
- Has no recognition of Fig in her eyes — 00:13:01; "the sunken aura disappears from her eyes" as she is dying — 01:04:44.
- Dies: "she passes from this mortal plane." — 01:10:13. Ally asks whether Doreen's life could have counted for the revival — 01:26:35; no ruling is given. Fig does not think killing herself would bring Doreen back ("You don't think it'll bring Doreen back.") — 01:27:13, 01:27:18.
"Oh, you kids aren't going anywhere!" — 00:04:26
"I was never a role model for anybody, sweetheart. I make the rules now." — 00:15:38
"I make them for myself, and only I eat them. All by myself, 'cause I'm crazy." — 00:34:54
"No the source of all my power! I need that for my power!" — 00:35:42
"The faculty, don't trust the faculty. You can't, it was them, one of them." — 01:05:00
"A single woman of some years-- / -- who made pre-prepared meals for children." — 01:09:35, 01:09:41
"remember my face every time you close your eyes." — 01:09:41
S1 E3: Rise of the Dead Teens (Ep. 3)
- Doreen — lunch lady; dead, killed by Adaine — 00:08:27. Recap: "Don't trust the faculty." — 00:00:11. Goldenhoard worked with her — 00:24:50
S1 E17: Prompocalypse - Pt. 2 (Ep. 17)
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