The Great Chase

0:00:00 Brennan: The entire life or death of the heist hanging in the balance.

0:00:02 Griffin: Daddy Brennan, please we need Luck points.

0:00:03 Lily: We need more Luck.

0:00:06 Boomer: I believe in you.

0:00:07 Brennan: You spiral perfectly through.

0:00:11 Car-Go: Take one more step, I'll blow up your vault.

0:00:14 Brennan: You turn what was entire databases of information into useless heaps of plastic and metal.

0:00:22 Felix: Clear the vault! Everybody, the vault!

0:00:23 Clint: I'm just gonna haul ass and then take off flying.

0:00:27 Brennan: The peanut, the roll of quarters are in the back of the getaway vehicle.

0:00:30 Rick: How nasty do you want it?!

0:00:30 Justin: And he throws the bomb at Felix's head.

0:00:35 Brennan: You blast fire out of the turret.

0:00:37 Justin: That didn't blow up the bomb?

0:00:40 Brennan: A colossal explosion.

0:00:43 Rick: Pretty nasty, I guess.

0:00:45 Brennan: You start heading for the trap door vent and you hear the whirr of a distant fan. [END RECAP] (heist music)

0:01:00 Brennan: All right, guys, ready?

0:01:00 Clint: Hell yeah.

0:01:01 Brennan: This is going to be, this is gonna be a final episode that hell yeah.

0:01:04 Griffin: We're gonna save time for our shot in front of the Bellagio with the fountains going off.

0:01:09 Brennan: With the fountains going up exactly.

0:01:09 Justin: I feel so much more relaxed with it being blue in here. I cannot tell you how much less stressful.

0:01:16 Brennan: 100%. Welcome one and all to your final and concluding chapter of Tiny Heist. I'm your humble dungeon master Brennan Lee Mulligan. With me as always are our tiny thieves! Say hello tiny thieves.

0:01:29 All: Hello, tiny thieves.

0:01:29 Brennan: Oh boy. Guys, you have just peeled out of Felix Flick's vault The loading dock at the edge of his compound with not only the roll of quarters, which was your target in this heist, but as a little cherry on top, you've got the peanut that you only discovered mid heist and Minetta manning the ballista on top of the getaway vehicle. You peel out. But as you hit the air vent heading for the door, the fan kicks in.

0:02:03 Lily: Can we use ballistics on the fan?

0:02:05 Griffin: Just blow it up.

0:02:08 Brennan: Here's the situations in which you find yourself and who's piloting? I think Agnes was hitting the gas right now, right?

0:02:11 Jess: Yes.

0:02:14 Brennan: As you hit the gas, I'm going to describe your situation. This fan is like sucking air from the vents. Like it's dragging the truck back from the direction you're trying to go in. You can absolutely try to fire on the fan. It will require you surrendering to the direction the fan wants you to blow in to get within range to hit it. Cause right now it is like human distances away down the vent, which to your range is like astronomical, like football fields away.

0:02:43 Lily: It's sucking us out the fan.

0:02:47 Brennan: Towards the fan.

0:02:47 Jess: Bringing us in.

0:02:47 Lily: Where it will grind us, or?

0:02:51 Brennan: It will either grind you or if it doesn't  you'll just drop down that shaft with the highway in it with a little switch back.

0:02:55 Travis: Also probably it'll not be great.

0:02:57 Brennan: That would ultimately not be great. The only thing I would describe to you As you remember there is a side passage from here where the current of the wind is a little bit less. It's the little side panel that goes off into Dylan's room. If you remember. That's the one that Bean peeled off to look at. You guys are ahead of it right now and the wind is trying to suck you in the direction of the fan. But in that direction there is that turnoff to go to Dylan's room.

0:03:26 Griffin: Okay he, and again, we got Speed chasing us. Is he in the vent?

0:03:32 Brennan: Speed is not in the vent. And in fact, the door slammed shut because the fan hits so Speed, doesn't even clear out after you clear the door.

0:03:35 Griffin: Did he clear the door? [Griffin points to Travis.]

0:03:38 Brennan: Car-Go has cleared the door and was actually kind of the first out. Car-Go was like leading the getaway car by a little bit.

0:03:43 Lily: Oh my god.  Car-Go's in front of us.

0:03:46 Brennan: Yeah.

0:03:46 Lily: Oh.

0:03:46 Griffin: He's a car, he drives super fast.

0:03:51 Travis: Well, so then I'm heading towards Dylan's room and like flash my brights.

0:03:56 Brennan: Yeah.

0:03:56 Travis: Like, “this way.”

0:03:57 Brennan: So you're kind of like fish-tailing in the wind and just kind of managed to skirt into the offs shoot. You immediately get in there and feel the force of the wind lessen. It's still pretty terrific, but it's not going to knock you off your feet or your wheels.

0:04:09 Griffin: Can I try to jump to him as he swerves in front of our car to get into the--

0:04:13 Brennan: Oh, go ahead give me an Acrobatics check.

0:04:16 Griffin: Okay. I still have his dart, so I'd like to like-

0:04:17 Travis: Ow!

0:04:19 Griffin: to plunge it like, and stick.

0:04:19 Lily: Oh my god, what?

0:04:21 Griffin: Well, it's a suction cup dart, so I think to hold onto while I'm on top of it.

0:04:26 Brennan: And I assume you see him coming to roll with advantage.

0:04:29 Griffin: Thank God for that. That's a 2. Nat 20.

0:04:34 Brennan: Ooh baby. You suction into Car-Go and I'm going to say you grab this, you also see some like loose a spool of dental floss in the side of the car. If you want to like get alight with a Nat 20, you can even grab a lifeline back to the getaway vehicle on your way.

0:04:48 Griffin: I actually have a spool of dental floss is one of my things. I can just leave that behind.

0:04:53 Bean: Someone hold this! Ahhh!

0:04:53 Brennan: Blam! You suction onto Car-Go.

0:04:58 Bean: Get to the kid through the vent.

0:04:58 Travis: Get to that. Yeah. So I'm pulling

0:05:00 Bean: There's guards also!

0:05:02 Brennan: You pull for the vent, you two scoot in there. For the getaway car you can definitely, Agnes, you can like maneuver, this is a much bigger chunkier vehicle. You can hit to that safer side area as well.

0:05:14 Jess: I think we're gonna just follow everybody.

0:05:16 Brennan: Agnes peel the cigarette from your lip.

0:05:16 Jess: Driving a giant truck.

0:05:20 Lily: You smoking again?

0:05:22 Brennan: How do you take yeah, take it a little puff and then head over. Cool, you guys head to the side area of Dylan's vent. It is creepy in these giant vents. You look out, this is not the one, there's rigged with explosives. So this one is screwed in tight, and the screws are on the other side of the vent unable for you guys to get out and fuck with them.

0:05:46 Lily: Can I...blow it up?

0:05:48 Brennan: This is a human structure. You do not have an amount of explosives on your person that would enable you to-

0:05:53 Lily: [mildly offended] Excuse me?

0:05:56 Justin: There's no fan is there, but there's not a fan here, right? This is just a vent.

0:06:00 Griffin: The fans are just, the original fan is still trying to suck us back, but it's a weaker current in this like side--

0:06:05 Brennan: It's a weaker current in this offshoot.

0:06:06 Lily: Do the quarters fit through it?

0:06:07 Brennan: Quarters do not fit through it, well, not only the quarters not fit through it, the way this fan is positioned right here. The way the vent is positioned right here is you guys are...to describe the fullness of the scene. You guys are safe from the wind right here.

0:06:22 Lily: Okay.

0:06:23 Brennan: The fan is blowing right now out in that main channel. You can't get out through this vent, but nothing else can get on the hallway right now. You, you cannot be pursued while they're, in other words, they're using a weapon on you to try to like flush you and maybe you'll all die. Anyone in your make a Scheming or an Insight check that wants to

0:06:48 Justin: 22.

0:06:48 Brennan: 22?

0:06:51 Jess: 7, yeah.

0:06:51 Brennan: They're probably going to keep this thing, this bad boy on for a little while, hoping that it kills you guys and they can't get out and find out until they turn it off. They can't get out through the vent. So they're on total lockdown right now

0:07:04 Lily: And I can't use, the screws are all on the outside?

0:07:04 Brennan: The screws are all on the outside.

0:07:07 Car-Go: I have an idea.

0:07:07 Griffin: One last thing are the slats in the vent, can our bodies get through?

0:07:15 Brennan: Your bodies cannot get through.

0:07:17 Car-Go: I think, here's my suggestion. Pitch to the group. See how we feel. We all pile out of that getaway vehicle. Pop it in neutral, let it get sucked into the vent. They're gonna think that they got us and we're dead or maybe it even stops the fan when it hits it, right. And then whoever, whoever's slowest pile in old Car-Go and we head for the vent.

0:07:44 Ti: The original vent.

0:07:48 Clint: Yeah, is Car-Go going to be a haul- handle all that and quarters?

0:07:51 Brennan: Car-Go would not be able to handle all that and the quarters. What I will say is this you guys are in safety right now. It is possible for you to, it's, it's not, this is like a spooky situation you're in, but also you're not actually in danger. Like if you're not in danger right now. So there's the option that would be, that maybe seems like it wouldn't be available, cause it's too spooky is actually just to wait out the fan, the vent, they got to turn it out to even be, they have to turn off to even be able to leave. And you guys can gun it for the vent that's actually rigged to blow.

0:08:25 Lily: And you won't. Okay and you won't let us blow up this human vent. Can I use mage hand to screw off the screws?

0:08:37 Brennan: You don't have line of sight to them.

0:08:39 Travis: They're outside the vent.

0:08:39 Justin: How are they currently operating the fans?

0:08:43 Lily: Yeah, how come we can use an explosive to blow up the other one, but we can't on this one?

0:08:45 Brennan: You guys have any more questions about my setting that you'd like me go into for you guys? How about this. You can't get out this way. There you go.

0:08:53 Travis: I think we should wait, wait out the fan.

0:08:56 Jess: We wait it out.

0:08:56 Justin: Yeah, that's, I wasn't challenging that. I'm saying like who is like is there any way of us getting to the controls.

0:09:02 Travis: We talked about this yesterday, so it's probably something that they have wired into the like outside air conditioning unit.

0:09:06 Brennan: The A/C unit.

0:09:10 Justin: That's right, 'cause they have controls down at the, down at them, okay.

0:09:13 Brennan: He's probably radioed down to the check points.

0:09:15 Justin: Yeah. Okay.

0:09:15 Clint: All right.

0:09:16 Brennan: So the fan is operating right now. But you guys are basically in this weird limbo where you have to wait for them to turn that off to be able to get out. You just wait.

0:09:23 Travis: Yeah, don't worry. So far everything is going exactly according to plan.

0:09:27 Jess: We're screaming this over the wind. Can we take, can we take a short rest as we chill in this wind tunnel?

0:09:29 Griffin: Yeah, you guys can take a short rest as you're in this wind tunnel.

0:09:31 Justin: Nice.

0:09:32 Clint: Could, could Boomer do his act to kind of keep everybody entertained?

0:09:35 Lily: We don't want that.

0:09:38 Brennan: As you guys are here,  You see Minetta comes down from the tower, rushes over to you, Car-Go, and wraps her arms around you. She looks up and goes,

0:09:45 Minetta: I thought you were dead.

0:09:49 Car-Go: I thought I was dead.

0:09:54 Minetta: Who are all you guys?

0:09:56 Car-Go: Oh, this, yeah. Everybody, Minetta. Minetta… everybody.

0:10:00 Bean: We're the the burg...Burglar Bust-

0:10:04 Car-Go: No, we're not.

0:10:04 Bean: Burglar busters.

0:10:05 Ti: Burglar boys.

0:10:06 Bean: Burglar busters.

0:10:07 Car-Go: We're really not, that's not, that's nothing.

0:10:10 Clint: We could be the Burgermeisters.

0:10:12 Car-Go: We're nothing.

0:10:13 Clint: There's a little "burg" in that.

0:10:15 Lily: Oh yeah.

0:10:16 Bean: Who robs the robbers? Us. [Bean takes a big bite out of the peanut.]

0:10:20 Brennan: You take a huge bite of peanut.

0:10:20 Ti: Oh, I'm hungry too.

0:10:22 Lily: And I take a bite.

0:10:22 Bean: This is brain food.

0:10:23 Brennan: You guys are taking a huge bite to this peanut. You see that Minetta looks over at the peanut and goes,

0:10:30 Minetta: [shocked and whispering] You got the peanut.

0:10:30 Bean: I did. It's not my, I'm a more of a pistachio man, but...

0:10:36 Ti: It's stale.

0:10:36 Brennan: You see that she just goes,

0:10:36 Minetta: Yeah. Well, Felix had it for a long time. She looks over at you and says,

0:10:40 Minetta: Car-Go, I would have told you, but he told me that if word got out, he'd kill the kid.

0:10:46 Car-Go: No, I, listen. There's nothing I wouldn't do for Dylan. I understand.

0:10:51 Minetta: Okay.

0:10:52 Clint: Anybody else wonder what the delivery system was supposed to be? Is he going to have a big rubber band and shoot it into Dylan's mouth?

0:10:58 Travis: I mean, they got a vent right there, just wait until he's sleeping and BOOP! drop it off in his mouth.

0:11:02 Lily: Put it in his food, yeah.

0:11:02 Griffin: Drop it in his mouth, okay.

0:11:03 Brennan: You said that you actually look out and you guys see little twinkling lights and kind of a starry mobile out in Dylan's room and you look out and you see a little Dylan sleeping out there completely soft asleep in the middle of the night in his bed. Minetta puts a hand on your back. As you guys look out. Rick, you look out and see this kid sleeping in his bed as well in a starry, little room, a child bedroom full of toys, which you have not seen in some time.

0:11:31 Rick: Look at that little bastard.

0:11:35 Boomer: He's ugly.

0:11:36 Travis: I think, I think Car-Go gets, chuckles a little bit when he calls him a little bastard.

0:11:42 Ti: He's giant.

0:11:44 Car-Go: That's my, that's my child that's Dylan.

0:11:47 Bean: You got to stop saying that, man. When you frame it in a possessive like that it brings up  all kinds of reproductive questions. Okay.

0:11:51 Car-Go: That is, that is the child. That is Dylan.

0:11:54 Ti: I like your skirt.

0:11:54 Minetta: Thank you. I appreciate it. I'm made of metal, but the skirt's fabric so that's kind of cool.

0:11:59 Lily: I touch it.

0:12:01 Brennan: She says,

0:12:01 Minetta: Oh, I love your gear, your gadgets. Oh, this is so rad.

0:12:06 Car-Go: We kept a lot of those explosives, too.

0:12:06 V: I can tell, you seem like a violent person.

0:12:10 Ti: I got a taste. I got a taste for it.

0:12:10 Travis: Oh no.

0:12:16 Ti: And I think I like it. I wanted to blow up that little harmless guy.

0:12:19 Car-Go: She really wanted to kill Chuck.

0:12:21 Minetta: Oh, he was totally harmless. Okay, all right.

0:12:25 Brennan: You see that she looks around and says,

0:12:29 Minetta: Well, all right this is, you've pulled off the impossible. I mean, you're all dead, Felix will hunt you to the ends of the earth. But Dylan's alive.

0:12:39 Car-Go: Yeah, I'm--

0:12:39 Ti: We're eating the peanut.

0:12:41 Griffin: Yeah.

0:12:41 Lily: I'll take another big bite.

0:12:43 Brennan: Yeah.

0:12:43 Car-Go: I'm gonna disagree with you on two things. One, we're not done. We still have to get out of here and we've all got things we want to use those quarters for. And two, Felix is the one that's going to be hunted.

0:12:59 Brennan: She smiles, she looks out, she says, anything for the kid. You, looking down, Rick, at the little kid in the room. You hear in the sort of echoing of the vent, you hear a voice calling out from the main channel with the wind.

0:13:22 Pierre: Ah, it is cold in this vent and dark. From the shadows beyond only Rick can hear a voice say,

0:13:30 Pierre: You see the little bastard as you call him, sleeping in his bed. Eh, Rick Diggins?

0:13:36 Rick: Yes, Pierre, he sleeps. He dreams of, I don't know, what do boys dream of? Farts? The pup squad. I do not care.

0:13:51 Pierre: Ah, Rick. I believe you when you say you do not care you have made your heart as cold and plastic as your body.

0:14:04 Travis: [in the same french accent as Pierre] “Which would track.”

0:14:04 Brennan: You see, he says--

0:14:04 Griffin: [also mimicking Brennan] “It would be weird if you had a flesh heart.”

0:14:10 Lily: Yeah, you have no heart.

0:14:10 Pierre: My fate, as well you know, was to be sucked into a plastic tube at the Wash and Go down  the street on Maple Avenue.

0:14:23 Rick: I'm, I'm sorry. I never got the chance to say I'm sorry. It was nothing I could do. I tried to scream… I could not.

0:14:33 Pierre: Words, Rick Diggins, are no apology. Actions and the deeds of our life are how we say, what we mean. My fate was cold and oblivion. I did not choose it. It was chosen for me. You have chosen the same for yourself. I can imagine no graver insult to my memory. The vacuum tube is not waiting for you, Rick Diggins. Do not make it for yourself.

0:15:12 Ti: Breezy in here.

0:15:13 Car-Go: Chilly. Little chilly.

0:15:15 Clint: And really European.

0:15:21 Ti: Are you okay?

0:15:22 Rick: Yeah, I was thinking of Pierre. He was, when I was stuck under the seat, my only companion was a erstwhile french fry named Pierre. He was all I had.

0:15:37 Ti: Yum.

0:15:38 Rick: Yes, well. He was all I had for years until he was sucked up into a vacuum tube. I know, I know.

0:15:54 Car-Go: He's not all you have now.

0:15:57 Rick: Yeah, I have an addiction to fairy dust, that is true. and a dinosaur costume.

0:16:01 Car-Go: I meant us.

0:16:05 Rick: A dinosaur costume. Well, that's true.

0:16:05 Ti: And maybe a home.

0:16:07 Rick: Yeah. Well I live on the street.

0:16:13 Justin: I'm trying to think of, I like, I like this, I liked the idea that, that Rick would want to be reunited with the other toys because I think that makes sense. I just don't know a meaningful way of making that happen.

0:16:30 Brennan: I don't think Rick needs to make anything happen right now. I think you had that vision with Pierre and I think that Rick is, that's a lot for Rick to chew on in the dark.

0:16:33 Justin: Okay, okay.

0:16:36 Brennan: In the quiet calm that happens here Ti, you and Bean are looking at each other for the first time after the getaway where you both learned the truth about what's happened to your communities about what Felix did to you.

0:16:51 Ti: That was no accident.

0:16:54 Bean: Yeah, it sure seems that way.

0:16:56 Ti: Yeah, that the mini fridge broke at the teen center and we stopped being able to get food.

0:17:04 Bean: Yeah I don't like the fact that I'm still a little blurry on the details. He has some sort of control over the big bearded man who came and scooped my home up and turned it into fertilizer.

0:17:12 Ti: Yeah.

0:17:16 Clint: Santa?

0:17:16 Ti: I'm gonna kill him.

0:17:19 Bean: Yeah, no, that's for sure. It's not typically what I… Do you know Master Buttons?

0:17:23 Ti: The old--

0:17:27 Bean: Yeah, we can't tell her if we end up killing this guy because that would actually get me in a spot of trouble.

0:17:30 Ti: Okay.

0:17:32 Brennan: I believe Car-Go figured out the mystery of Tip and Tap, by the way, that I don't know that the two moochers in the party have figured out. And you overhear them talking about this.

0:17:42 Car-Go: Bean, I don't know if this will help or hurt or mean anything, but I suspect the attack on your home wasn't a coincidence. It might've been motivated. You were telling me that Master Button's knew Snow Pea and knew Rain Drop and they had two grandsons. The grandsons are Marty and Felix.

0:18:08 Ti: What?

0:18:12 Car-Go: Marty and Felix are from the heap.

0:18:15 Bean: Yeah, I thought we all were on that page, once we found out.

0:18:18 Car-Go: Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, I mean, because no one had said it.

0:18:19 Bean: I'm just saying, it's two, two siblings and then they disappeared, but they went in and--

0:18:23 Car-Go: Yeah, it's just no one had said it explicitly.

0:18:23 Bean: And one of the had killed the guy that we know--

0:18:26 Ti: It's just that you didn't make that connection,

0:18:26 Car-Go: You hadn't said it. No, nobody had said it.

0:18:29 Ti: When he told you that story.

0:18:29 Car-Go: Hey, you know it's really easy in hindsight to say everybody knew it, but like nobody else said it.

0:18:34 Boomer: Woah, now wait. They were who?

0:18:37 Car-Go: See, alright. Alright, Boomer.

0:18:39 Boomer: Oh damn.

0:18:39 Car-Go: Yeah.

0:18:41 Bean: There's people who get to live inside the house and there's people who have to live outside the house and it's the first group who makes sure that the second group stays where they are and they call themselves something else. But we're all just moochers.

0:18:54 Ti: The same, yeah.

0:18:57 Bean: We're all just bitty folk.

0:18:57 Ti: We're just bitty folk, yeah.

0:19:00 Bean: It's just they call us something different so they can keep us locked out of the house. It sounds to me like Felix is the one sort of a holding that, that, that title in place. So--

0:19:12 Car-Go: Yeah, it seems like he's been making moves for longer than we possibly could have imagined.

0:19:18 Bean: He's wanted to be a big folk for some time now. It seems like, what with his access to a bmail account.

0:19:24 Griffin: Which is the license free version of, it's Booble mail.

0:19:31 Travis: Oh man, don't go on Booble.

0:19:31 Griffin: Don't, yeah. It's not a good search engine unless you're looking for one very specific thing. In which case it's kind of the search engine in town, I imagine.

0:19:42 Travis: If you're looking for bubbles.

0:19:44 Bean: Yeah. I don't really have a point to this speech except to say he's gonna, he's going to go in the fan.

0:19:53 Car-Go: Yeah here's the, I think we can all agree at this point, knowing, knowing what we know now and what his plan was, Felix can't live, whether it's what he's done to us before or what he will do given the chance again, this is his last night.

0:20:11 Bean: This is turned into a murder pact, which we maybe didn't all sign on for.

0:20:16 Ti: Oh, I'm gonna kill him.

0:20:16 Brennan: You hear over your radio, Boomer, over your surveillance, a voice come on and go:

0:20:25 Felix: [through a grainy audio filter] Listen up, bug. We're going to kill this fan in about 30 seconds. And I'm going to show you a little piece of theater I've been preparing. It's a great scene. It's about a talentless, hack beetle who dies in the house. It's squashed, swept into the trash and forgotten, I think you're going to really like it.

0:20:53 Boomer: You know, it's ironic. I was the one guy that was going to stand up for you, but fuck that. (laughing)

0:21:00 Boomer: Fine, bring it Hawes. You've been messing with my shit. Her shit, her shit, everybody's shit for, well, six episodes almost. Dude, bring it! Do your worst. We can handle it, Right? Right? Right? Dinosaur Dinosaur Man?

0:21:17 Lily: Yeah.

0:21:24 Brennan: With that, you hear a click on the other end as they turn off your walkie, turn off your bad guys surveillance.  Agnes, you are sitting in the front seat. Minetta comes over, says,

0:21:34 Minetta: Sorry for the stink eye earlier. I love your whole deal.

0:21:43 Agnes: Do not even get started. I love your whole deal and the shit that you had to put up with.

0:21:51 Minetta: Hey, you know what? If you ride it out every once in awhile, the people you care about come through in the clutch. Glad I was able to stall it long enough.

0:21:59 Agnes: In the words of my good friend Bean, hell yeah.

0:22:03 All: Hell yeah.

0:22:06 Brennan: The fan--

0:22:06 Travis: We don't even know what you're talking about, we just go, hell yeah.

0:22:09 Brennan: The fan dies down.

0:22:11 Lily: I give you all a bang snap.

0:22:13 Brennan: I'm going to say that you're, that you had two, one of them was in the vent waiting to blow and that the other one used to blow up all the Clicko men.

0:22:22 Lily: So I don't have-

0:22:22 Brennan: You don't have any.

0:22:22 Lily: Damn.

0:22:22 Brennan: The wind dies. The fan subsides. The tunnel is now open again.

0:22:31 Travis: Let's go. Let's go, go, go, go.

0:22:31 Brennan: You hit, vroom. You take your last--

0:22:32 Justin: Where does this tunnel go?

0:22:36 Brennan: To Max's room, which is the one that you found that sort of alternative escape path to get out of the house. You take off, you hit, you detonate the bang snap, the car hits the vent,  as the car hits the vent you see the ledge open up. Speed, and a fleet of vehicles with birds, mice, stewards and Felix Flick. A Mad Max convoy of fairy dust animated vehicles peals after you. You see Felix in a throne in the back of one of the vehicles says,

0:23:11 Felix: [intense and vengeful] You get me that nut. And get me those quarters.

0:23:17 Griffin: He sits there. [Bean is chewing on a large mouthful of the peanut. He looks like someone who was just caught doing something they were told not to do.]

0:23:20 Lily: How far down the peanut are we?  How much of it have we eaten?

0:23:20 Griffin: Yeah, I crack it in half.

0:23:24 Lily: How much have we eaten of this peanut?

0:23:24 Clint: Eat the quarters!

0:23:26 Brennan: I think you've eaten, this thing is like two thanksgiving turkeys and--

0:23:26 Lily: We're hungry.

0:23:30 Griffin: We're hungry, and there's two of us.

0:23:31 Brennan: I think you're a full third of the way through.

0:23:34 Lily: Hell yeah.

0:23:34 Griffin: I know what  my first four actions are going to be.

0:23:37 Travis: Okay, so Car-Go is still separate.

0:23:40 Brennan: Car-Go can be separate, or you can be--

0:23:41 Travis: Yes, I would like to be separate. And is there any way, can I do a Perception check to see If I can recognize any of the cars as trans-- Car-mo-bots?

0:23:52 Clint: Don't I, I think, would Boomer have that knowledge? I mean he's the one that's the inside guy and knows.

0:24:00 Brennan: The only car-mo-bot that's up in the vault : Charger was a rat, but he was not close enough.

0:24:05 Travis: So the vehicles are all just cars.

0:24:07 Brennan: Vehicles are all just cars. They're not sentient. They're animated by fairy dust or they're working, but they're not a--

0:24:11 Travis: Can I say, I just hate Speed. I hate him so much.

0:24:13 Brennan: He's gunning for you. You embarrassed and give him a scar over his eyes. He's coming. You see one scratched headlight in the front of that car. You guys leap from the open vent. Hit the ficus, rail off, hit the base of the bed. You see in the bed is a sleeping Max. Max the teenager is asleep in the bed as you hit the foot of it, this is the closest to a human and you've been since you were talking to Dylan in the very first episode.

0:24:39 Ti: Oh, he's huge!

0:24:41 Brennan: I am gonna need everyone, surprise, roll initiative.

0:24:45 Lily: Fuck, we just--

0:24:45 Griffin: But the room's blue! [The dome begins to turn red for combat] No!

0:24:48 Clint: What?

0:24:50 Travis: Finally, a good initiative.

0:24:52 Jess: Oh! I got a poopy one.

0:24:52 Travis: 17 plus Dex, right? 19

0:24:57 Brennan: Cool.

0:24:57 Griffin: I also got a 19.

0:24:59 Lily: I got a nat 1 plus 4 is 5.

0:24:59 Justin: 1 minus 1, 0.

0:25:05 Brennan: Wow. Awesome guys. We're going to do this for the first time in Dimension combat, combat board switch.

0:25:14 Griffin: Holy shit.

0:25:14 Brennan: Shazam! You guys hit the bed. This is Max's filthy teenage bed. You hit the back of his guitar. As you hit it we have Agnes, Boomer, Digginsaurus Rick, Ti, and Minetta in the getaway vehicle. The roll of quarters strapped in and the peanut in the back. And we have Bean sort of three point crouch staff in hand on top of Car-Go Jones. You are being pursued by a fleet of vehicles. Where do you guys go as we, as we start the order here,

0:25:45 Travis: If we drive up past here, do we have to then switch to another, another set?

0:25:46 Griffin: Another part of the boy?

0:25:51 Brennan: We might have a couple of these.

0:25:55 Griffin: (Everyone gasps) Yo-kay.

0:25:55 Lily: So are we at his feet right now? Is that the--

0:25:58 Brennan: You're like at the foot of the bed  right now, basically yeah. And the wind you're headed towards the open window sill at the end of the bed.

0:26:02 Jess: Woah.

0:26:05 Travis: So--

0:26:05 Lily: This is the hard surface, right?

0:26:08 Brennan: You see that there's kind of like two roads that are diverging here. There's like a, a sort of high road, low road.

0:26:13 Lily: And we can't see past it.

0:26:16 Brennan: Not at the moment. You can make a Perception check to see if you can see sort of like loosely what's up ahead of you.

0:26:22 Lily: I would love to do that.

0:26:22 Jess: I can do that.

0:26:25 Griffin: I got a 21.

0:26:26 Jess: I got a 20.

0:26:26 Brennan: A 20, 21?

0:26:28 Brennan: Okay, one person on each of these crews sees these two roads split. You cannot see every single obstacle on them necessarily, but you do see that they reconverge up ahead.

0:26:39 Lily: Okay.

0:26:39 Travis: Here's my question. Can I get, can I drive from here to Dylan's room?

0:26:48 Brennan: It would be, the distance that you're talking about. First of all, you might not be able to get out under Max's closed door. And the distance covered would take ages compared to getting to the end of the bed.

0:27:02 Travis: I'm sorry, Griffin.

0:27:02 Griffin: Dammit.

0:27:04 Travis: That was our plan.

0:27:04 Brennan: I'm sorry.

0:27:06 Travis: We are going to go get Dylan.

0:27:07 Clint: You're going to kill Dylan.

0:27:08 Travis: No, we were going to get Dylan.

0:27:09 Clint: Oh

0:27:09 Travis: Okay.

0:27:11 Brennan: We'll start the initiative order with--

0:27:14 Jess: Can I grab something from Ti real quick?

0:27:16 Brennan: Yeah.

0:27:16 Jess: Could I get like a bomb for me? Do you have any extra little bombs or something or is it too?

0:27:20 Lily: He said I don't but I believe I do.

0:27:24 Brennan: Can I see, I can look at your character sheet if you'd like. We can confirm that.

0:27:26 Clint: And Lily, didn't Ti--

0:27:33 Jess: I just don't know what Ti can do.

0:27:33 Clint: Didn't Ti put a bomb on the vehicle?

0:27:37 Travis: Yeah, she blew it, she blew it to get us out.

0:27:37 Griffin: We had to blow it to get out.

0:27:40 Clint: Oh, that blew it? Okay.

0:27:40 Travis: That's what opened the vent.

0:27:40 Brennan: Can I see your magic item cards?

0:27:41 Clint: That was the heat the seat warmer bomb?

0:27:42 Brennan: Actually you know what? I have your magic item cards over here. I have my own.

0:27:44 Lily: Okay.

0:27:45 Clint: The seat warmer bomb?

0:27:45 Jess: Sorry to hold stuff up.

0:27:47 Lily: No.

0:27:47 Brennan: It's okay.

0:27:48 Jess: I don't think so. Not the seat warmer bomb--

0:27:50 Brennan: Go ahead and roll a D4 for me Lily.

0:27:54 Lily: How do I count it?

0:27:55 Jess: 2. Whoever's on top.

0:27:56 Griffin: 2.

0:27:56 Brennan: You have two bang snaps left.

0:27:56 Lily: Okay. I give Agnes one.

0:28:00 Jess: Do you want to, I don't want to take stuff.

0:28:02 Lily: No, I give it to you. I don't care.

0:28:02 Brennan: You got a bang snap.

0:28:04 Lily: Do you want two? Do you want two?

0:28:04 Jess: I mean I don't have a ton I can do, so I'll, I'll use all the help I can get.

0:28:09 Lily: I give you both.

0:28:10 Jess: Okay.

0:28:10 Brennan: Great. That's going to be so Bean 'n Car-Go, you guys are the first to go.

0:28:16 Griffin: Do we see no enemies, like--

0:28:16 Travis: There behind us.

0:28:22 Brennan: Oh, they're racing past you guys here.

0:28:23 Travis: I really want to kill Speed.

0:28:24 Brennan: If you guys want to just tell me which avenue you're taking, we can move you further along and place bag guys on the board. If that's going to inform  your decision-making.

0:28:33 Travis: Yeah, I think we'll go left because?

0:28:33 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:28:37 Griffin: Well--

0:28:37 Travis: You'd rather go right? Because?

0:28:40 Griffin: I want to go towards Max, his, his face region.

0:28:43 Brennan: His face? Both of these roads head in that direction.

0:28:47 Clint: Yeah, you're just diverging at his feet.

0:28:47 Lily: I think you're a lighter car, and you should go on the lighter road and we're heavy and we should take the heavier terrain.

0:28:53 Travis: I think that, you know what?  That makes a lot of sense.

0:28:54 Brennan: Cool, if that, if that's agreed to?

0:28:54 Travis: Yes.

0:28:56 Brennan: You see Car-Go, you guys both look at each other. Give that thumbs up that you're like, robe is whipping behind you in the wind. This one's like gearing up. You're tossing bang snaps to people. Minetta takes the wheel. You guys nod and split. As you guys split, you race off this way. Car-Go heads up this way and here come the bad guys.

0:29:20 Griffin: This is going to take a while.

0:29:20 Lily: We should have killed them before we left.

0:29:25 Travis: Yeah, you know what? Can we retcon and say we just killed them all? Is that too late?

0:29:30 Jess: Oh! Yes!.

0:29:32 Griffin: Oh, shit yeah. I'm glad we didn't leave.

0:29:32 Travis: Yeah.

0:29:36 Jess: Aw, he' got a little face.

0:29:36 Lily: He's got ants helping him?

0:29:40 Brennan: We're also going to throw some extra guys.

0:29:44 Travis: Oh good. They weren't threatening enough.

0:29:47 Lily: Oh hoh. A rat.

0:29:52 Jess: [mimicking Lily’s tone] A rat!

0:29:52 Clint: That's a dirty rat.

0:29:54 Lily: A rat.

0:29:54 Brennan: This one's coming after--

0:29:56 Jess: Oh that one's got like a penguin.

0:29:58 Travis: I don't care for that.

0:30:00 Lily: Yeah.

0:30:00 Griffin: Who's in there?

0:30:00 Travis: A ramrod's--

0:30:01 Jess: He's a man with a silly hat?

0:30:01 Clint: Thumbtack hat.

0:30:01 Brennan: You got Tony Manchego.

0:30:06 Lily: That's our friend! That's one of the grasshoppers.

0:30:06 Travis: That's not one of the grass coppers.

0:30:10 Jess: Cool.

0:30:10 Brennan: Hold on one second. You guys also got--

0:30:11 Justin: Are you shitting me?

0:30:15 Travis: Speed's coming after me, right?

0:30:17 Brennan: Oh, of course.

0:30:17 Justin: This is no longer,  I think you need to admit, Brennan, that this is no longer Dungeons and Dragons. This is your opportunity to play with cool cars. On top of a guitar.

0:30:27 Brennan: Oh, fully admitted, yes. Good, but yes.

0:30:27 Travis: I will also say, this feels a little vindictive what you're doing here.

0:30:32 Justin: I feel like if we all stayed motionless for 10 minutes, we would cut back to find Brennan like [mimes playing with toys] They've turned the tables on me! :L What the fuck, is that a hummingbird?

0:30:40 Brennan: That's a hummingbird holding a hammer made out of a pencil.

0:30:41 Lily: Ohh.

0:30:44 Lily: Hummingbirds are bad in this world?

0:30:44 Jess: I thought they weren't supposed to stay still.

0:30:46 Lily: I thought they were good.

0:30:47 Brennan: Awesome.

0:30:49 Clint: Okay now. This is it?

0:30:49 Travis: Oh look, Marty's driving.

0:30:51 Jess: Oh Marty.

0:30:51 Brennan: And Speed.

0:30:54 Lily: And I can't just set it on fire cause it's a boy.

0:30:58 Brennan: [truly flabbergasted] What?

0:30:58 Griffin: Set the boy on fire? No, this is great. Set the boy on fire.

0:31:02 Lily: Let me set the boy on fire.

0:31:05 Travis: Oh, I see. Max!

0:31:05 Brennan: Oh! Max in the bed.

0:31:08 Jess: Max the boy.

0:31:08 Travis: I had no idea where that connected to.

0:31:11 Brennan: I just love, so people are  often so afraid of big moves and they, they're so timid when they play D and D and I love when you ask questions that amount to can I set the entire setting on fire.

0:31:19 Griffin: Well, yeah.

0:31:22 Brennan: The whole, the whole environment. The whole campaign setting is--

0:31:24 Lily: That's my personality in this game. I said on my character sheet, I leap in and I want to blow things up.

0:31:32 Brennan: Oh, okay. So we have an advanced down here at this point. What I'm also gonna ask Car-Go is as we're like racing through here, we're adding a chase mechanic to this, which is basically in addition to whatever it is that you're doing that turn you're going to tell me whether you are effectively flooring it, cruising or slowing down. And the reason, the thing that those are basically going to do is cruising it means you're maintaining speed. Everything's normal, you're advancing down the road. Flooring it means you are trying to outrun and leave behind the vehicles pursuing you. It gives you disadvantage on any maneuvering things you try to do as you speed up.

0:32:08 Travis: Uh huh.

0:32:10 Brennan: Slowing down means that things that are going faster behind you can catch up to you, but that they are going to be, but that you're rolling with advantage on like saving throws.

0:32:17 Griffin: So you get a surprise on them, okay.

0:32:19 Brennan: Yep.

0:32:19 Travis: Okay.

0:32:22 Brennan: So Bean and Car-Go, what's up?

0:32:22 Travis: Bean, you go first.

0:32:29 Griffin: Can I ready an action?

0:32:33 Brennan: Yes you can.

0:32:34 Griffin: Do I have to tell you what it is or can I keep it a surprise for dramatic effect?

0:32:39 Brennan: Can you, if you write down the action and what triggers it in your book right now and show it to me, I will allow it.

0:32:47 Griffin: Okay can you take 30 seconds and kind of describe, cause these cars obviously have different stuff. We said that's a ramrod. I don't know if it's actually a ramrod.

0:32:56 Brennan: Yes. So this one here is a ramrod. It's got a drill on the front of it. This one's got forks and stuff, like wheels shredding stuff on the side.

0:33:02 Griffin: Yeah.

0:33:05 Brennan: This one over here, it looks like very rudimentary and it's just like Spears and stuff on the front. This looks like a boarding party. The fire truck looks like a boarding party. And then there's this kind of wild Pope mobile thing with Felix in his throne and Marty is driving it behind him.

0:33:21 Jess: Marty should not be driving.

0:33:21 Travis: Which like, once again. Production crew, the details.

0:33:22 Justin: The best. The best.

0:33:25 Travis: Yes incredible.

0:33:26 Brennan: This is the best production. I mean, you can't, you can't top this this is great.

0:33:29 Travis: It's just the little thing of like, if you look inside the little zipper pull that's like inside of the thing, it's just beautiful.

0:33:34 Brennan: Incredible.

0:33:34 Lily: [whispering] Wait can I see?

0:33:37 Clint: Wait a minute so everybody gets to see but us?

0:33:40 Travis: Uh huh. Oh.

0:33:40 Griffin: You'll see.

0:33:41 Clint: Okay.

0:33:41 Brennan: Sealed?

0:33:43 Jess: I like drama.

0:33:43 Brennan: Beautiful.

0:33:44 Griffin: With a kiss!

0:33:44 Brennan: Lovely. All right, great. So you're readying an action, Car-Go what are you doing?

0:33:50 Travis: I'm going to slow down. A little bit.

0:33:52 Brennan: Cool.

0:33:53 Travis: And trade paint with Speed.

0:33:55 Brennan: You're going to let Speed catch up to--

0:33:57 Travis: And I'm going to try to push him off the road.

0:34:00 Brennan: Cool. Yeah.

0:34:02 Jess: You want me to move him? Or slow him down.

0:34:03 Brennan: I'll have, Speed catches up to you--

0:34:05 Travis: Because he's faster than me. But as you can see, I got more weight than he does because I'm a steel bodied 1970s, and he is a fiberglass Maserati.

0:34:16 Brennan: This is absolutely an opposed Athletics check. I'm going to say for our purposes here, yeah, for our purposes here Speed is going to get a plus 3 to his Athletics role. This is definitely box of doom. This is not--

0:34:36 Travis: Because I slowed down, do I get advantage? You said on maneuvering things when I slowed down, I get advantage.

0:34:40 Brennan: Yes. I absolutely did say that. Oh, I'm gonna say this, this right now. If you beat him, you push him all the way to the edge. If you beat him by 10 or more, you push him all the way off edge.

0:34:56 Griffin: Kick his ass, Travis.

0:34:58 Travis: Yeah, dude. Fuck that dude.

0:34:58 Lily: Kill him.

0:35:00 Travis: Am I doing it in there?

0:35:00 Brennan: He gets a plus 3. We're doing it in the box.

0:35:02 Travis: Am I rolling in the box of doom? Or you?

0:35:05 Brennan: It's contested. So he's going to roll for Athletics. His Athletics,  and you have to beat, he rolled a 4.

0:35:08 Griffin: Kick his ass!

0:35:11 Brennan: So he's got a 7.

0:35:11 Travis: That's a nat 20.

0:35:13 All: [applauding, cheering]

0:35:14 Griffin: Goodbye Speed!

0:35:14 Clint: Bye bye! Bye Speed! Later!

0:35:17 Travis: Fuck that dude! Fuck that dude!

0:35:17 Lily: Fuck off!

0:35:23 Travis: Excuse me, I have to mark something off a list.

0:35:24 Brennan: Oh my God!

0:35:26 Travis: Now can we have--

0:35:26 Brennan: Travis, it's the first! Round!

0:35:30 Travis: Can we have just a quick flashback? Cause I told you why I hate Speed so much and I just, this is the moment, where I just want to, I want to tell everyone why I hate, we don't even need to flash back. Why I hate Speed so much.

0:35:41 Lily: Did he sexually assault Minetta?

0:35:42 Brennan: You see Speed, you see Speed pulls up alongside you, the headlights glow red, he pulls up alongside the station wagon being on top, as he pulls up alongside of you he says,

0:35:53 Speed: Give up the ghost Car-Go. Your time's up pal.

0:35:59 Car-Go: You never appreciated the kid's love, Speed. You don't deserve to live.

0:36:06 Speed: We don't live when we are dependent on some pissant little kid. You think I give a shit whether that kid gets a peanut down the throat or not. I hope that kid dies.

0:36:19 Bean: Hey, he's cool and he gave me some crackers. Kill this fucking guy!

0:36:24 Brennan: You see he looks at you and says,

0:36:24 Speed: Oh, as you, he goes, you know what I never got about you, Car-Go. You were never even Dylan's favorite. Why fight this hard when the kid doesn't even love you.

0:36:39 Car-Go: It wasn't about being the favorite, Speed. That's what you never got. You might've been Max's favorite after me. You might've been Dylan's favorite, but you never loved them and you never deserved it.

0:36:51 Brennan: You see, he looks up and says,

0:36:51 Speed: Well, you deserve this. Turn into you, slams into your side. You look up ahead of you and as you cross the top of this hill, you see Max's face. You see the face of your old child who is long since grown up. You flash back to a moment long ago when Dylan was only four years old and Max was fourteen. And you see Max kneeling down and he's holding a little Car-Go Jones in his hand and you see, he goes,

0:37:31 Max: Now, the cool thing about this car-mo-bot is that he's a detective and he's really good at planning and he's really good at finding clues. And I really hope you have as much fun playing with him as I did. He hands him, you snap back. The wheel turns and Speed flies off the highway into  the darkness of the sheets as he goes (yells). He transforms back into his regular body.

0:37:56 Speed: Car-go Jones! Max shifts in his sleep, folds a knee and crushes Speed underneath the blanket.

0:38:04 Jess: Ooo!

0:38:07 Justin: Nice!

0:38:07 Jess: Yes!

0:38:10 Clint: And so dies Speed.

0:38:10 Travis: Fuck you Speed. Fuck that dude.

0:38:14 Justin: Oh there's, there's only five huge cars left.

0:38:16 Travis: Hey listen, I did my cool thing. Now you all do something.

0:38:18 Brennan: It's always just so funny when a main villain bites it in round one, but that is fucking beautiful. Yeah. And even slowing down the main guy who was chasing you fucking paid the price for it. That's going to be bad guys turn because you're slowing down, this guy is gonna move up. Oop, if I do you wanna rest him--

0:38:38 Jess: I'll put it up--

0:38:40 Brennan: He's going to take a shot at you, Car-go.

0:38:42 Travis: He is, or the car?

0:38:42 Brennan: The car.

0:38:45 Griffin: With the ramrod?

0:38:45 Brennan: With the ramrod.

0:38:46 Griffin: Okay, actually, he's not.

0:38:46 Jess: Woah!

0:38:51 Griffin: I see them approaching and I'm obviously going to be partied to whatever this car does to us as well. And I am still just ice cold, calm, collected, no big deal. And I have an idea based on one of the trips that I took inside the house on like a resource run for the community. I saw, I saw Max and he was doing something on this huge illuminated screen that I maybe didn't understand at the moment. But after watching him enough times, I realized that it was a video game that he was playing. And the video game was called Mario Kart, Or for the purposes of this, a plumber man-

0:39:31 Clint: Kario Mart?

0:39:35 Griffin: Drives a small vehicle with his friends sixty-five, I slip off my half robe, banana peel, half robe, and I take a look at it and I throw it into the road in the way of the oncoming vehicle.

0:39:50 Lily: So you're just naked?

0:39:58 Clint: They call it, the Chiquita Move.

0:39:58 Brennan: [reading the note for Griffin’s held action] When the car tries to ram us, I throw my robe to make it slip off the boy and explode.

0:40:05 Griffin: Now the last part is obviously the desired effect.

0:40:05 Justin: Full creative license, right.

0:40:10 Brennan: Amazing okay. I'm going to have you make a, I'll let you decide. You can either set the DC of this as the same DC as your monk abilities for what like, the saving throw they have to make to avoid it--

0:40:30 Griffin: Right, right, right.

0:40:32 Brennan: Or I will let you roll an attack roll and use whatever that attack is as the new DC.

0:40:39 Griffin: Well, and the attack role would be plus any, what would the--

0:40:41 Brennan: It would be your Dex plus your proficiency.

0:40:45 Griffin: Oh man. Okay so we're talking about if I just take my spell casting saved modifier, whatever, it would be 15 or I could roll the dice and add 7. So if I roll an 8 or no, this is nothing. I'm gonna say 15. I'll just go with my spell thing. 15.

0:41:05 Brennan: Go with a solid 15. Awesome. Jesus. Okay, this is another box of doom roll for sure.

0:41:12 Travis: But, but for you.

0:41:12 Brennan: Oh, nothing bad can happen to you. You're depositing a piece of clothing onto the track.

0:41:15 Travis: It might get a little cold.

0:41:21 Griffin: I think there's just sentimental attachment to this banana. This banana peel was like, I think I lived in this banana peel and it was all that was left of my house when it got scooped up with a big shovel.

0:41:30 Clint: When you first started wearing it was yellow. Now it's kinda brown.

0:41:31 Griffin: It's definitely past it's due date.

0:41:33 Clint: Big black spots on it.

0:41:33 Brennan: They get a plus 3 to their saving throw. So a 12 or higher means they don't go off the road. I'm also gonna say that it's, I'm going to bump it up by 5, to an, let me see, yeah, cause your DC's 15 right?

0:41:49 Griffin: Right.

0:41:51 Brennan: So they need to get to the I'm going to say that they need a 17 or higher on the die to not be tremendously slowed down either way.

0:42:01 Griffin: Okay.

0:42:02 Brennan: So whether they go off or not, they, if they hit it, they go off. If they avoid it, they still trail behind you.

0:42:06 Griffin: Okay

0:42:06 Brennan: And lose their attack.

0:42:08 Lily: Is there one in which they fall completely off?

0:42:10 Brennan: If they don't get a 12, they fall completely off.

0:42:13 Jess: Good.

0:42:13 Brennan: We're going to roll. So 18 or higher, they still get to make the attack. Anything in between and they don't get to make the attack, but stay on the road. You deposit your robe, the last vestige of your home, your home that was destroyed by the man at the back of this convoy. You watch it disappear in the wind and you can hear the voice of Master Buttons say,

0:42:42 Master Buttons: Everything good and this world gets turned to dirt eventually You gotta learn to let go. And as you let go, it hits the wheel. The hummingbird looks at you ready to jump and the driver, lets go of the wheel just at the exact wrong time. Reaches for it. Hits the peel, the car fish tails and flies off the side of the bed.

0:43:07 Justin and Travis: Yes!

0:43:09 Bean: Deuces!

0:43:09 Lily: Oh! Daddy!

0:43:10 Jess: I don't want to damage it, I'll do a gentle--

0:43:10 Brennan: This, yeah, this one just tumbles. You sh-hear the bird scream:

0:43:21 Bird Goon: [high pitched voice with Jersey accent] Ah dang. I gave up ma wings for hands.

0:43:24 Travis: [mimicking the bird’s voice] “Ah, what was I thinking at the clinic?”

0:43:24 Lily: Wings for hands.

0:43:29 Travis: “In retrospect--”

0:43:31 Brennan: I'm going to have Minetta make a check real quick.

0:43:35 Griffin: Uh oh.

0:43:35 Brennan: Good, she rolls a natural 15.

0:43:36 Bean: Hey, look out, look out, look out!

0:43:39 Brennan: She goes Ah!  As this car hits off the lower road and smashes a car into oblivion.

0:43:44 Griffin: I yelled out at the other car.

0:43:45 Bean: We went and killed two of ours so our road's looking real nice.

0:43:46 Car-Go: In two! Two out of two!

0:43:48 Griffin: I high- I slap your, like, radio antenna. I'm like,

0:43:52 Bean: I'm not sure what's your hand right now, partner!

0:43:55 Car-Go: That's my penis! Oh ho ho. No, no, no. That's just a joke. I don't have a penis, I'm a robot.

0:44:03 Brennan: What a round from Car-Go and Bean. This car is going to catch up here. They speed up. You see that both of these were basically like speeding up to catch and Minetta is, is sort of hedging her bets and just cruising right now. She doesn't want to go too fast or too slow. That car is going to make an attack.

0:44:15 Griffin: Oh shit.

0:44:27 Clint: What about Felix's vehicle?

0:44:29 Griffin: What is that, a catapult spoon?

0:44:30 Travis: Oh, yeah.

0:44:30 Griffin: That's hot as hell.

0:44:31 Clint: I mean, is it going to go left or is it going to go right?

0:44:34 Brennan: Oh, this one here goes here. Felix is going to follow you guys on the lower road.

0:44:38 Griffin: Uh oh.

0:44:38 Lily: Oh my god.

0:44:39 Travis: Because we have the quarters. Oh, you at the quarters?

0:44:41 Brennan: The quarters and the peanut, yeah. This one is going to launch a catapult at Car-Go. Car-Go's armor class is a 14.

0:44:48 Travis: 14.

0:44:50 Brennan: Okay. Car-Go, you take 11 points of damage.

0:44:54 Travis: What kind of damage?

0:44:54 Brennan: Bashing damage.

0:44:57 Griffin: Is this aimed at both of us or just at Car-Go would you say?

0:45:01 Brennan: I would say this one is aimed at Car-Go. This one is aimed at Car-Go, but yet this huge bead smashes into the back of your vehicle. It hits. Over here,  these guys keep going. One of them is going to make an attack on your vehicle. That is a miss. As it tries to ram into the back, you can feel the wheels going up. This one's going to make an attack to attempt to extend. This one succeeds, the ladder extends.

0:45:29 Griffin: Oh shit.

0:45:33 Brennan: And you see that two ants jump off--

0:45:33 Lily: Holy shit there's so many ants.

0:45:40 Brennan: into the vehicle there. They jump off. They're going to take some, one of them takes a swing at  Digginsauris, misses. One takes a swing at Boomer, hits Boomer for 3 points of damage. What, what's the HP for Boomer and Car-Go right now?

0:46:02 Travis: I'm at 16.

0:46:03 Brennan: 16, okay.

0:46:04 Clint: Boomer is at, right now he's at 49. He went from 52 to 49.

0:46:04 Travis: He's a big old beetle!

0:46:09 Brennan: You see this ant jumps up and goes like,

0:46:12 Ant: [higher, nasally voice] Looks like it's curtains for you, pal. Kyaa! [groans] And just sort of hits your carapace. And Boomer, that's your turn.

0:46:21 Justin: Oh God.

0:46:24 Clint: Okay I would like Boomer to launch himself. The thing is attached, right?

0:46:32 Justin: Yeah. Can I clarify something before he does this? Are we treating each of these cars as a unit or is it like, are each of these individual people inside the car? The humanoids inside the car a, their own thing?

0:46:46 Brennan: Each are their individual entities. So in other words, the characters that you can see played by miniatures. They have hit points and armor classes. The vehicles also have hit points and armor classes.

0:46:55 Justin: Okay. Got it. Got it.

0:46:56 Griffin: Secret tip though, if you could blow up the vehicle, the people inside just die.

0:46:59 Travis: They die.

0:47:01 Griffin: It's awesome.

0:47:02 Travis: Listen, I don't want to tell you all how to do your jobs, but you can watch a master class over here on the left lane.

0:47:06 Clint: Okay I think Boomer is going to deal with the two ants that are, that are on the truck, that have boarded the truck.

0:47:18 Brennan: Awesome.

0:47:19 Clint: You know, he's got four arms. No… he's got four arms. So I think he could successfully deal with him. He does have Great Weapon Fighting.

0:47:30 Brennan: Great. If you want to take an attack, I mean, let's have Boomer go to work, but what I'm trying to figure out, okay. Yeah. Okay. So I'm going to attack, what do I roll?

0:47:37 Griffin: D20.

0:47:37 Justin: D20.

0:47:37 Brennan: And you add 7.

0:47:43 Clint: 10 plus 7, 17.

0:47:43 Brennan: You hit this ant, go ahead and roll damage.

0:47:45 Griffin: This is going to be overkill a little bit, I bet.

0:47:45 Travis: “I'm just an ant!”

0:47:49 Clint: 8, 2d6. A 3 and a 4.

0:47:55 Brennan: 7 plus 5 is 12. This ant jabs at you with one of his little hands. What does Boomer say to him after he jabs at him?

0:48:03 Boomer: Sorry.

0:48:03 Brennan: Boom! You just crack this ant's head open. He flies off the vehicle and fucking disappears. The remaining ant is looking not too psyched about his odds. Great, awesome.

0:48:17 Justin: [whispering] Do it, Dad. Do it.

0:48:20 Clint: And then using his action surge,

0:48:20 Brennan: Ooo.

0:48:27 Clint: to continue along the boarding ladder-

0:48:27 Jess: Sweet!

0:48:35 Clint: to take out Mouseketeer.

0:48:35 Justin: Excellent.

0:48:37 Brennan: Oh my God. Ah, awesome so you're gonna use your movement.

0:48:41 Clint: I'm just going to lower my horn and run right at him.

0:48:46 Brennan: Oh my God.

0:48:47 Travis: What are your like special, do you have anything that's like charge or?

0:48:51 Clint: I have...things.

0:48:51 Travis: Sick, bro. Sick, bro.

0:48:56 Brennan: Incredible. You go just gunning. These ants are going to get Attacks of Opportunity on you. You might not care about that. But they're gonna take some swings on you as you run past them.

0:49:07 Clint: I'm okay with that.

0:49:08 Brennan: Awesome I'm gonna roll here.

0:49:10 Clint: [voice quaking like he’s close to tears] Because Rocky kept getting back up.

0:49:10 Jess: Hell yeah. Wait, I just want to make sure he didn't fall.

0:49:14 Justin: Do you mean Creed? Who's Rocky?

0:49:14 Clint: Oh, yeah.

0:49:16 Justin: I think I'm making it worse.

0:49:16 Griffin: Just let him take a nap.

0:49:24 Travis: Errrr. (mini explosion)

0:49:24 Jess: Ah, there we go. Good job.

0:49:25 Griffin: He body surfs on the ants. “We can lift 50 times our own weight!”

0:49:28 Clint: Squish, squish, squish, squish.

0:49:30 Brennan: All of these ants take swipes at you. Only one of them hits you for 5 points of damage. You just thunder past them. They all go:

0:49:37 Ants: Oh, no, no, no. As you swing past, I'll say that as you're charging in the middle of your action surge, and this is so unexpected. Roll your attack against this mouse with advantage.

0:49:50 Clint: 13. What do I add to it?

0:49:50 Brennan: Plus 7.

0:49:51 Justin: 20. Roll again. Roll again, you got advantage.

0:49:54 Clint: Okay.

0:49:54 Justin: You never know. 11.

0:49:57 Clint: Oh, 11. 20.

0:49:58 Brennan: Oh, awesome.  That 20, I'll also say just because, I'm not saying this again, I never want to tell you guys what to do, but I just wanna remind you guys about the rules of D and D cause they're very dense. You could absolutely your dealer's choice between dealing damage to this mouse. I will also say that there is a thing in 5e which you take as an attack action, which is just a Shove action, which moves someone five feet in a direction of your choice. Which in this battle is extreme. Normally--

0:50:27 Travis: May be even better than hitting them.

0:50:27 Griffin: Well, they do get to save if they're going over an edge, right? Like there is a chance for--

0:50:31 Brennan: I don't believe so.

0:50:33 Griffin: Oh, okay.

0:50:33 Travis: Not once, if the attack is successful the attack is successful.

0:50:36 Griffin: That was a 4e thing, I think.

0:50:39 Brennan: 4e I think there's a save for it. In this one, there is no save.

0:50:41 Travis: What about in third e?

0:50:43 Jess: Oh my.

0:50:43 Clint: Would, I mean, would knocking him off the vehicle not be just as effective?

0:50:49 Brennan: Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. It would be--

0:50:49 Clint: Yeah! Let's--

0:50:50 Griffin: Especially because that's immediatly behind.

0:50:53 Clint: Yeah. And that would that leave Boomer a chance to do anything else?

0:50:59 Brennan: No, that was it. So that would be replacing your attacks. You did want attack, charge, action, action surge for your second attack on this guy.

0:51:04 Clint: Okay.

0:51:05 Travis: With an action surge don't you get a full round again? He could get, move again.

0:51:09 Brennan: No you just get, you just get an action. Action surge is just an action. Awesome, this guy rolls. He's got to beat a 20. On a natural 8 our friend does not beat a 20. Boomer you thunder across the ladder. Who, who and body check this mouse. He goes,

0:51:26 Mouse Goon: [high pitched voice, similar to the Bird Goon] Ah, jeepers creepers.

0:51:28 Travis: Oh he seems nice.

0:51:30 Brennan: Pops off the back of this thing. Make a little--

0:51:32 Clint: I kill one guy and you sympathize with him.

0:51:36 Travis: I mean he just said jeepers creepers. It was cute. It was non threatening.

0:51:39 Brennan: You saw, he rolled a nat one. He pops off and disappears under the wheels of Felix's vehicle.

0:51:42 Jess: Oh. Awesome.

0:51:47 Lily: Do you have time to run back?

0:51:48 Brennan: No, he does not have time to run back.

0:51:48 Lily: Okay.

0:51:50 Brennan: I will say this Boomer, you are now on a driverless vehicle.

0:51:54 Jess: You can take over that vehicle.

0:51:54 Travis: Or you could get the fuck off.

0:51:57 Brennan: Boom! Hit the mouse. Yeah, so huge clobbering time round for Boomer.

0:52:02 Griffin: It's a driverless vehicle. It is covered in ants.

0:52:03 Lily: I don't think, I don't think they can beat him.

0:52:05 Clint: Well, who was driving it?

0:52:05 Travis: The mouse.

0:52:08 Clint: Okay.

0:52:08 Brennan: The mouse is driving it.

0:52:09 Lily: I don't think the ants beat you, I think they'll fuck off.

0:52:09 Travis: Covered in ants!

0:52:11 Griffin: It can still be annoying.

0:52:13 Travis: Tell me about it.

0:52:13 Griffin: [beginning a softer volume conversation with Travis] Hey, is that because I'm riding on you?

0:52:14 Brennan: That's Boomer. Agnes that's you.

0:52:14 Travis: [replying to Griffin at the same volume] No, no, no, Just because like ants, at a picnic.

0:52:17 Jess: Can Agnes, would a sleep if she kind of  cast it on the driver of this car work?

0:52:25 Brennan: You can hit the area over here to just catch these two stewards in it if you like.

0:52:31 Lily: You can also catch the ants, too, right?

0:52:31 Jess: Yeah I want to try to make them sleep so that they'll like the lose lose control of the vehicle. Yeah.

0:52:36 Brennan: Lose control of the vehicle. Awesome, very cool. There's two of them there. One of them is driving, one of them is not. If you catch them both, it will be like a random chance kind of which one is affected by it. Unless you can roll enough hit points to put them both to sleep.

0:52:50 JE: I think I want to direct it mainly at the driver.

0:52:52 Brennan: Unfortunately, because of the way this has worked out, the like area of effect, you'd be hitting some of the people on the back of your vehicle to just catch this person.

0:52:59 Jess: Oh, people are in the way.

0:53:00 Brennan: Because there's, this person's not jutting out to the side at all effectively, but it's possible for you to roll enough hit points to put them both to sleep.

0:53:08 Jess: Yeah I'll try it.

0:53:09 Brennan: Go ahead. And if you're doing it as far as a first level spell roll, 5D8 you roll 7D8 if you do it as a second level spell.

0:53:15 Jess: I'll do it as a second level spell.

0:53:17 Brennan: Let's, let's go ahead and give Jess some D8s.

0:53:20 Travis: Yeah, this seems pretty clutch, right?

0:53:22 Brennan: This seems pretty--

0:53:22 Travis: Clutch, get it? It's a race.

0:53:24 Jess: Okay. This ones an 8, an 8.

0:53:24 Lily: 8. This ones an 8, right?

0:53:30 Jess: One, two, three, four, five, six--

0:53:30 Justin: dum, dum, dum.

0:53:35 Justin: and then this guy's an 8 too, right? Okay.

0:53:35 Lily: And this is an eight, right?

0:53:37 Jess: I think I only need seven.

0:53:37 Justin: It's going to be a lot.

0:53:42 Griffin: Oh there's some high fucking numbers in that one, huh?

0:53:44 Jess: Whoo! So this is 10, 8. So it's 18 plus 4, 22. Plus 5, is 29.

0:53:48 Griffin: 22. 29.

0:53:57 Brennan: Oo doctor. And I believe, do they get a saving throw? I don't think I do.

0:53:59 Travis: No, I think if it beat the--

0:54:00 Griffin: This roll is the, decision maker.

0:54:00 Brennan: Is the roll. Yeah. How many hit points did you do?

0:54:05 Clint: 29.

0:54:05 Jess: 29, Did I get 'em?

0:54:07 Brennan: Each of these guys has 12 hit points.

0:54:07 Justin: Oh, jeez.

0:54:12 Brennan: You watch, Agnes, what does Agnes do to cast this spell

0:54:17 Jess: Go to sleep!

0:54:17 Brennan: as she like, what, like, how does it, what does it look when she's, cause we haven't seen her, I think cast like big battle, flashy magic before.

0:54:22 Jess: Oh baby, well she takes a drag of her cigarette and then she puts it behind her ear and she opens up her Fanny pack and grabs her sleeping dust and gives is a nice couple coughs. And then coughs onto these dudes.

0:54:37 Brennan: This fucking dust! Both of these guys hit the fucking deck.

0:54:44 Griffin: Is the car is still going?

0:54:45 Brennan: The car is extremely still going. I'm going to roll basically a straight bottom to top luck check--

0:54:52 Jess: Wait let me make sure everyone gets their dice back.

0:54:52 Brennan: for this vehicle.

0:54:54 Jess: I think these are for you.

0:54:54 Griffin: So this is not elevated necessarily, right? This road is the low road. This road's the high road.

0:54:57 Brennan: Exactly. But the edge of the bed is like right over here.

0:55:01 Griffin: Oh, okay. Okay.

0:55:02 Brennan: Yeah, I'm going to roll for them. They, these guys want a high number. They're both fucking asleep no matter what.

0:55:07 Jess: Oh that one's mine.

0:55:09 Brennan: Okay, they got a 13. You watch them both hit the deck. The one who goes to sleep keeps a foot on the gas and the car just keep charging forward down the road.

0:55:18 Jess: Woo! Crazy.

0:55:18 Brennan: With two the two sleeping drivers, insane.

0:55:23 Jess: And then with my bonus action, I'll just protect I'll do a Bardic Inspiration for who's closest. I'll give it to Rick.

0:55:30 Brennan: Awesome, Rick gets that bardic inspiration. Hell yeah.

0:55:32 Justin: I got a lot of big things that I can do, so I'm pretty excited about.

0:55:36 Brennan: Minetta continues to drive. Ti, that's going to be you.

0:55:39 Lily: Is this force ballista still in play or is it off?

0:55:42 Brennan: Yeah, I believe so.

0:55:45 Lily: So this car is still going at us.

0:55:45 Travis: This car is still attached but driverless. This car is still going but driverless. That one still has Tony and the grasshopper and it's doing fine.

0:55:57 Brennan: I cannot believe how well you guys did this round. This is, this is chaos.

0:55:59 Lily: Is there a turn where that car is going to get to us soon or is it still quite far away?

0:56:08 Travis: Are you talking about this guy?

0:56:09 Lily: Felix's.

0:56:09 Brennan: That guy? Felix could catch up, but right now the road's blocked ahead of him.

0:56:13 Lily: Okay. How long does the defender turret last on us? If I make one?

0:56:17 Brennan: I think it lasts for a while. I think it lasts for a minute, which is going to be like the whole battle pretty much.

0:56:23 Lily: Okay, great. Then I'm going to do a defender turret and use a spell slot.

0:56:27 Griffin: I was all stressed out because we didn't have a cleric, but this is very good and helpful.

0:56:29 Travis: We're doing fine.

0:56:31 Griffin: Yeah.

0:56:31 Travis: Oh this is great.

0:56:31 Clint: Clerics are not that good.

0:56:31 Jess: I do have cure wounds as well. If we need it.

0:56:32 Brennan: Are you, you're summoning a defender turret?

0:56:32 Lily: Yeah.

0:56:35 Brennan: Cool, this disappears and we're going to, bye little turret. You see that this little Sonic turret appears and it starts like creating waves of music to like buffet projectiles and dampen force. You--

0:56:54 Travis: I think that's a good call. Cause I think that driverless car is going to hit y'all.

0:56:58 Brennan: Mm hmm.

0:56:58 Travis: Did you just say uh huh?

0:57:02 Brennan: Yeah, uh huh. (Everyone agrees.) You get what I'm laying down.

0:57:04 Lily: Which one's my D8?

0:57:07 Travis: Yeah, this one that looks like two pyramids. Yeah, there--

0:57:09 Lily: This, no this is my D8?

0:57:09 Griffin: Yeah, that's your D8.

0:57:11 Travis: We gave them too, yeah we got them back.

0:57:11 Brennan: Roll 1D8 plus your Intelligence modifier if you would be so kind.

0:57:14 Lily: Which is 4, right? 8.

0:57:20 Brennan: Boomer, Agnes, Digginsaurus Rick, and Ti all gain 8 temporary hits. So it's like a little pool of hit points on top of your normal hit points.

0:57:26 Jess: Thank you.

0:57:28 Bean: Y'all getting temp hit points over there?

0:57:31 Car-Go: Aw.

0:57:31 Bean: Aw man.

0:57:32 Brennan: Oh that's your action and your bonus action. I assume you're not moving anywhere. So I think that's Ti's turn.

0:57:37 Jess: How temporary are they?

0:57:38 Brennan: They last til the end of the battle.

0:57:40 Jess: Okay, cool.

0:57:40 Brennan: Yeah.

0:57:41 Jess: Perfect.

0:57:41 Travis: But if you lose them you can't get healed back up to it.

0:57:42 Jess: Gotcha, gotcha.

0:57:43 Brennan: Yeah, they don't, they don't create like a new hit point--

0:57:46 Justin: It's like a shield, pretty much.

0:57:46 Brennan: It's like a shield. Exactly.

0:57:46 Justin: Gotcha.

0:57:49 Brennan: And Rick, that's you.

0:57:49 Jess: That is, so sweet.

0:57:50 Justin: I think that I wanna How close is--

0:57:55 Travis: Oh, and there's still another ant on there right?

0:57:58 Clint: No, he squished both the ants didn't he?

0:58:00 Griffin: No, just one.

0:58:02 Brennan: He just got one, so there is

0:58:02 Travis: Those were separate--

0:58:08 Lily: Is there an ant really coming for us still?

0:58:08 Brennan: Looks like it.

0:58:10 Clint: Wait, wait, there's still an ant on the vehicle?

0:58:10 Brennan: Yeah, because two jumped on there.

0:58:12 Clint: Okay.

0:58:13 Griffin: You did the right thing, I feel like. Yeah.

0:58:13 Travis: Yeah.

0:58:15 Lily: Just talk to him.

0:58:16 Justin: So the blue car has not moved, but will again.

0:58:21 Brennan: Yes. All of these things are in motion as they're going.

0:58:23 Justin: I want to prepare a, well just set a reaction for when the blue car gets close enough to jump onto it to try to take control.

0:58:34 Brennan: Okay, you're gonna ready an action for when it's within, within a jumping range to jump to it.

0:58:38 Justin: Exactly right.

0:58:39 Brennan: Hell yeah, great.

0:58:40 Justin: And it may be technically now it's kind of sketchy, but like I, I'm a Clicko man, I need a real [chef's kiss] easy jump.

0:58:45 Travis: When it's a safe clicko man distance.

0:58:49 Clint: So wait, you're going to jump to the blue truck and not the firetruck.

0:58:52 Lily: You're on the firetruck.

0:58:52 Griffin: You're on the Firetruck bud.

0:58:53 Justin: You're on the firetruck.

0:58:53 Clint: But not driving.

0:58:55 Justin: Well, you should probably drive it.

0:58:55 Lily: You're gonna be.

0:58:58 Justin: I would trust you to enter a door before I would trust myself to jump onto a another. Like this blue car is fucked up. At least you've got a shot to take. The red car, the fire truck.

0:59:06 Travis: Yeah, divide and conquer.

0:59:09 Brennan: Incredible, as Rick's turn ends, we enter a new stretch of road driving right past Max's foot. He is fast asleep. You leave the crashed car, Speed crushed under the comforters behind you. The high road terminates in this insane ramp made out of an old toaster squares box.

0:59:31 Travis: At this size can we actually see, like stink lines coming off his foot? Like we're so small when you actually see the particles--

0:59:36 Brennan: Yes. A million percent. This listless vehicle is like swerving around with the sleeping drivers and you see more vehicles pull in. This like stomping, running thing with a little beret wearing chipmunk piloting it comes up behind you. We're gonna start at the top of the order with Bean and Car-Go.

0:59:51 Travis: Listen all of these are cool. Once again, that's amazing. I feel like we need to take out the pink.

0:59:57 Bean: I mean the ramp is cool. Yeah.

0:59:59 Car-Go: Listen, we're going to hit the ramp.

1:00:01 Bean: Okay.

1:00:01 Car-Go: That's for dang sure.

1:00:03 Justin: So the blue car didn't get close enough range to jump on it, it got further away.

1:00:06 Brennan: Oh well we're going to resolve. This is like the new section of road--

1:00:09 Justin: Oh so we're in the same place. Nobody's moved. Got it.

1:00:10 Brennan: Gotcha. Yeah.

1:00:12 Travis: Could, I no, that's crazy. That's crazy. But I couldn't fit under that big car, could I?

1:00:20 Brennan: I mean there's only one way to find out and it could be a bad way to find out.

1:00:24 Travis: Yeah, I'm not going to do it.

1:00:24 Griffin: No, let me back to the future tunnel scene this shit.

1:00:26 Travis: I'm gonna, yeah. So I'm going to slow down as my move action.

1:00:31 Brennan: Cool so you're, in other words, you're slowing, you're again doing the slow thing so you have advantage on maneuvering.

1:00:35 Travis: And then can I delay my action so he can go?

1:00:39 Brennan: You want to delay your initiative? Or would you like to ready an action?

1:00:41 Travis: Ready an action.

1:00:43 Brennan: Cool. What's the action you're readying?

1:00:43 Travis: When he gets off? I want to transform.

1:00:48 Brennan: Okay into your, into your normal human shape gotcha.

1:00:51 Travis: Yeah. I'm trying to like, ah well, cause I'm trying to like transform and jump up. But those are two actions, aren't they?

1:01:01 Brennan: Oh I see what you're--

1:01:01 Lily: You can transform in motion, right?

1:01:05 Brennan: You can transform--

1:01:05 Justin: In the Car-mo-bot movies, the cars  leap in the air as they transform.

1:01:08 Travis: That's what I was thinking. So like we were both--

1:01:10 Griffin: If you rob him of you going off this totally radical ramp by turning into a dude--

1:01:18 Travis: Well see no what I was doing, that's, my move action is slowing down isn't it?

1:01:21 Brennan: No, I'm allowing that, you and Minetta that are doing that for free, because we are in  a chase sequence.

1:01:24 Travis: Oh, ok great. Then I'm going to slow down.

1:01:27 Brennan: Cool.

1:01:28 Travis: And then transform and run over the car to the back.

1:01:31 Brennan: Sorry, what's happening? What are you doing?

1:01:33 Travis: Okay, nevermind, let me try again.

1:01:33 Brennan: No, no.

1:01:34 Travis: So yeah, I'm going to slow down and then with my move action, swerve away from the car. So once he gets off, that's my readied action.

1:01:39 Clint: You are the car.

1:01:41 Brennan: Oh okay, so in other words, once, you're going to ready an action, once Bean leaps off of you,

1:01:44 Brennan: Yeah.

1:01:48 Brennan: you are going to swerve--

1:01:48 Travis: To the side, away so they can't ram me.

1:01:52 Brennan: Oh, swerve to the side so they can't ram you.

1:01:54 Justin: Evasive maneuvers.

1:01:54 Travis: Yeah, Evasive maneuvers.

1:01:56 Brennan: Evasive maneuvers, cool. So you're taking the Dodge action. Anyone tries to attack, he's going to do so his disadvantage?

1:01:59 Travis: Yes.

1:02:00 Brennan: You are still maintaining with your move action. Forward momentum--

1:02:03 Travis: Correct. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

1:02:05 Brennan: Gotcha, cool, cool, cool. Awes-

1:02:06 Travis: Basically, even though I'm slowing down, I want to make it like tougher for him--

1:02:08 Brennan: To hit you. Gotcha. Go ahead and what is Bean doing?

1:02:16 Griffin: Oh, I'm getting on that pink car. I was, I are they up next?

1:02:22 Brennan: They're up next yeah.

1:02:23 Griffin: Can I? We're approaching them right because he slowed down.

1:02:28 Brennan: Correct, they're gaining on you. They're about to hit you.

1:02:30 Griffin: Okay. Is winking a free action?

1:02:36 Brennan: Winking is a free action.

1:02:37 Griffin: Okay.

1:02:37 Clint: What? Wait a minute.

1:02:40 Justin: You heard him.

1:02:40 Clint: Yeah.

1:02:41 Griffin: I look at Freddy Gorgonzola-- .

1:02:41 Lily: Not his name.

1:02:46 Griffin: I look at Teddy Gruyere.

1:02:46 Clint: Garbanzo?

1:02:47 Griffin: What's his name?

1:02:49 Travis: Tony Manchego.

1:02:50 Griffin: Tony Manchego.

1:02:52 Travis: And I really didn't mean to do an accent there. My Invisalign's were slipping off my teeth.

1:02:53 Lily: Manchego.

1:02:53 Clint: Good motivation.

1:03:00 Griffin: And just look at him and sorta just  like wink and I delay my turn.

1:03:06 Lily: Oh.

1:03:06 Brennan: Hell yeah. You see, he says,

1:03:07 Tony: I want that moocher dead. And he fires at you instead of Car-Go. Takes a swing, hits.

1:03:18 Griffin: Okay.

1:03:21 Brennan: You are hit for 9 points of damage.

1:03:27 Griffin: Cool, no, I'm not.

1:03:29 Lily: Wow.

1:03:31 Justin: What?

1:03:31 Griffin: He fires it at me. And I catch it out of midair with deflect missiles. It is a 1D10. I got an 8, plus my Dex mod plus level. That easily beats a 9. I grabbed the ball out of midair and I say,

1:03:44 Bean: Nah. And then for one point of Ki as a reaction, I fucking throw it immediately right in his face.

1:04:00 Brennan: Hell yeah, you catch this bead. Essentially wait, before you tell me what you got, are you attacking Tony Manchego, the cricket, or the vehicle?

1:04:08 Griffin: I'm attacking, I'm attack I want the car so bad. I'm attacking the cricket. I'm throwing it at the cricket.

1:04:20 Lily: Oh.

1:04:20 Brennan: Awesome. cricket oh what'd you roll?

1:04:22 Griffin: I got a 14 total.

1:04:23 Brennan: Exactly hits the cricket's AC. Hell yeah.

1:04:24 Griffin: Okay what kind of damage do these bad boys do?

1:04:27 Brennan: They do a 2D6, but I'll let you add your Dex modifier to this. So it's 2D6 damage plus your Dex mod.

1:04:34 Griffin: Where's my, where's my oh, here it is. That's 8 plus my dex. Plus proficiency? Oh yeah. I take attack with proficiency.

1:04:46 Travis: Mm hmm.

1:04:48 Griffin: So that is 8 plus 7, 15 points of damage.

1:04:54 Brennan: You! This thing hurdles at you, you catch and like, and whip it back across. This cricket goes,

1:04:59 Cricket: [Nasally voice] Oh shit. Boom, and is unconscious behind the wheel of the vehicle.

1:05:04 Griffin: Cool.

1:05:06 Clint: And all you hear is creek, creek, creek, creek. (cricket noises)

1:05:10 Griffin: I'd like to take my turn now.

1:05:15 Brennan: Absolutely you have delayed your initiative in the order. You now go after the baddies go. I'm going to resolve the baddies down here before you go. These ants, this ant's gonna take a swipe at Digginsaurus Rick.

1:05:33 Justin: Good luck.

1:05:33 Brennan: He hits you for 3 points of damage.

1:05:39 Justin: Okay.

1:05:39 Brennan: The rest of the ants rush to swarm Boomer.

1:05:51 Jess: Oo.

1:05:51 Brennan: One hits for 4 points of damage.

1:05:55 Car-Go: [in mock concern] Oh God, Boomer, are you okay?

1:05:59 Boomer: I'm good.

1:05:59 Brennan: You are being swarmed by ants as you grab the controls of this vehicle, just like on your carapace, on your shell. It's not too bad. You see that Felix yells at Marty and he says,

1:06:12 Felix: The fairy put them to sleep, wake 'em up. And they're going to make a, take an action to try to wake them up, he's got a, Marty has got to make a DC 15 Drive check. He only gets a plus 2 to the role on a 13 or higher. He successfully hits them enough to wake up them in the vehicle. We're going to roll here on a 13 year higher. He wakes them up. That's a 17.

1:06:32 Lily: Woah.

1:06:32 Griffin: Uh oh.

1:06:37 Brennan: They slam in, these two come to in the vehicle.

1:06:37 Lily: Fuck off.

1:06:42 Brennan: But they still lose that, they only wake up at the end of their turn, so they don't get a turn to attack you.

1:06:45 Jess: Okay.

1:06:48 Brennan: This chipmunk looks at you and says,

1:06:52 Chipmunk: [in a french accent] It is time for you to pay the price for your trickery.

1:06:56 Lily: French chipmuck?

1:06:56 Travis: You see, Oh, he's got a little beret

1:06:59 Brennan: He's got a little beret.

1:06:59 Travis: That makes sense. It all tracks now.

1:07:01 Brennan: He opens fire. These are little plastic missiles, but they got enough fairy dust on them to work how they're supposed to.

1:07:07 Griffin: Oh, shit. Oh no!

1:07:11 Jess: Damn.

1:07:11 Brennan: He takes an attack. Hits.

1:07:16 Travis: Hits who or what?

1:07:26 Griffin: That's so many dice.

1:07:27 Travis: I heard a lot of dice.

1:07:31 Brennan: Your vehicle has 50 hit points, five zero. It takes 18 points of damage.

1:07:35 Griffin: Fuck.

1:07:39 Brennan: Boom! As an explosion rocks the back right of the vehicle.

1:07:43 Griffin: Did it get the bonus hit points from the defender cannon?

1:07:47 Brennan: You can subtract eight from that.

1:07:47 Travis: Hell yeah. Good call.

1:07:49 Brennan: The vehicle is partially defended--

1:07:49 Lily: 40!

1:07:55 Griffin: That makes the math a lot easier, too.

1:07:55 Brennan: These guys all continue to gun it after you, pursuing you. That is the baddies' turn. Bean. That's you baby.

1:08:04 Griffin: I'm going to, he's slowed down so that the two cars are very close, right?

1:08:09 Brennan: He is slowed down. Yes, this car has fully like is on top of you.

1:08:13 Griffin: I just, yeah. Can I just step up onto that car?

1:08:14 Brennan: Yeah, give me an Acrobatics check.

1:08:17 Griffin: Okay 17 plus infinity, plus some bullshit.

1:08:23 Brennan: I'm going to say that because you're going so fast and you're facing backwards, you just like hop up a little bit. Like you're almost just doing a little calf raise and let the wind do its thing and you are standing right in the middle of the fucking car.

1:08:33 Griffin: Okay. Does Tony work for Felix?

1:08:38 Brennan: Yes.

1:08:38 Griffin: He's like, his right hand man kind of.

1:08:40 Brennan: Yes. Exactly.

1:08:41 Clint: Left-hand man maybe.

1:08:42 Griffin: Maybe left hand, I don't know.

1:08:42 Travis: Speed was the right.

1:08:42 Clint: Speed was the right hand.

1:08:45 Travis: But he's ambidextrous.

1:08:45 Griffin: And I step over the--I got chicken.

1:08:50 Travis: If they didn't get it. Did we get that clean? Ambidextrous? Ambidextrous? Okay.

1:08:54 Clint: Did, can we fix that in post production?

1:08:54 Travis: Let me get it clean.

1:08:59 Jess: Put in the laughter.

1:08:59 Travis: But he's ambide. Alright, now we can--

1:09:04 Clint: That was like a muppet.

1:09:04 Griffin: I say,

1:09:04 Bean: Real quick cause nobody's driving and we're about to hit a ramp. Did you know about the stuff like the heap and the mulch and all that?

1:09:11 Tony: What?

1:09:12 Bean: The heap. When it got all mulched up.

1:09:12 Tony: Yeah, you fuckin' heapers--

1:09:14 Bean: Okay, cool, cool I just want to make sure.

1:09:15 Griffin: And I'm going to attack him so many times.

1:09:19 Lily: You thought you could win him over.

1:09:21 Griffin: I'm going to use the, I just wanted to make sure, I whip out the Q-tip first. And this time I reach back with the soft end and then I flip it around and now I'm going to try and smash him with the hurty side. That's a 20.

1:09:32 Brennan: That's a hit.

1:09:34 Griffin: 1D8 plus 5. That's 13. It's max damage. And then immediately I plant up the soft side of  the Q-tip in the floor of the car and do a fucking crane kick up into his skull with my bonus attack that I get after doing, a that's a crit fail.

1:09:58 Brennan: Crit fail, gotcha. Cool.

1:09:59 Griffin: And so I miss and I'm like, I can't end it, that's not a cool way to end it. And I attack two more times with flurry of blows burning another Ki point.

1:10:08 Brennan: Jesus Christ.

1:10:13 Griffin: It's because I rolled with the blue plastic dice, this is, ugh.

1:10:14 Travis: Yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Oh no, you missed.

1:10:16 Griffin: That one didn't go in the box. That's a 19.

1:10:19 Brennan: That hits.

1:10:19 Griffin: So that is 9 more points of damage. And then with my other of the two blows, crit.

1:10:32 Brennan: Nat 20?

1:10:32 Griffin: Nat 20.

1:10:36 Brennan: Go ahead and roll two D4 plus 5.

1:10:41 Travis: Oh boy.

1:10:41 Clint: Are the Russo brothers directing this?

1:10:43 Griffin: That's 10 points damage total. So 19 plus 13 as a, yeah 32.

1:10:52 Brennan: You smash him over the head. His little dumb hat cracks in half.

1:10:54 Justin: Aw that was sad now.

1:11:00 Brennan: You full like flag on a windy day. Horizontal your body with your planted Q-tip and just bicycle kick this dude over and over and over in the head and on the final kick, he is lifted up into the air, out of the vehicle and sails dead into the darkness behind the racing vehicle.

1:11:20 Griffin: Okay.

1:11:23 Lily: You killed the big cheese.

1:11:25 Griffin: The final thing, I do his turn to see the driverless car that I now standing in zooming towards the ramp and I just kind of like to brace myself.  No, no, that's what is. I curl up into a little ball and just kind of--

1:11:35 Jess: Into a little bean.

1:11:37 Griffin: I got this.

1:11:37 Clint: A little bean.

1:11:40 Brennan: A hundred percent. You head for that ramp. You've used your action, your bonus action.

1:11:43 Griffin: That's fine.

1:11:43 Travis: Okay!

1:11:43 Brennan: This is some fast and furious shit. Hell yeah, that's gotta be Boomer.

1:11:49 Clint: Boomer releases the ladder and jumps up on it and as it swings around he's going to attack Marty and he is--

1:11:57 Griffin: You're just riding it like a--

1:12:02 Clint: No, he jumps up on it.

1:12:04 Brennan: Okay. So you, so you, you use the controls, you swivel the ladder. The ants are all sh--

1:12:09 Clint: I actually think it would go the other way.

1:12:10 Brennan: Oh, you want it to go the other way?  Sure yeah yeah that's fine.

1:12:12 Griffin: Does it matter which way it goes?

1:12:13 Clint: Yeah 'cause I don't want him to--

1:12:13 Brennan: Sure.

1:12:17 Clint: Yeah, I think it would.

1:12:19 Griffin: I don't know if it's framed that way.

1:12:19 Clint: Swing around that way.

1:12:22 Griffin: There we go.

1:12:23 Brennan: Oh my God, yeah.

1:12:26 Clint: And then attack Marty and use Menacing.

1:12:30 Griffin: What is that?

1:12:30 Clint: Menacing: when you take the--

1:12:34 Travis: A noun! No,--

1:12:34 Clint: When you take the attack action on your turn, you can replace one attack with an attempt to demoralize one humanoid. You can see within 30 feet of you that can see and hear you. Make a Charisma check, Intimidation, contested by the target's Wisdom Insight check.

1:12:52 Griffin: He shouldn't be too hard to demoralize. It's Marty we're talking about.

1:12:54 Clint: Exactly. I know, that's why I picked him.

1:12:55 Brennan: Incredible. You see Boomer, you hit the button, grab on to the ladder and you're like thundering down as it's swiveling through the--

1:13:04 Clint: And I figure that, maybe, shakes the ants off of him?

1:13:07 Brennan: Oh, I will, this is so fun and creative. I'm gonna roll Dex saves for these three ants remaining on there. We'll make it box a doom, we'll call it a DC 13 Dex save. These each got plus 1. We need 12 or higher on these ants. However, if you, if I make them roll this, I'm going to make you roll the same role.

1:13:27 Clint: That's fine.

1:13:28 Brennan: Okay. One of the ants is flung off of the ladder. Boom, go ahead and give me your Dex saving throw.

1:13:36 Clint: 19.

1:13:41 Griffin: Holy shit.

1:13:41 Brennan: Whoa, incredible.

1:13:44 Travis: I didn't realize we were all saving our good rolls until the last episode.

1:13:46 Lily: It matters.

1:13:48 Griffin: Well, in this one if we fail, we fall off a car and die, so like.

1:13:52 Travis: A lot, it's a lot riding on this. Get it, riding on this?

1:13:54 Clint: So, how do I do this? I mean, it says with, you can replace one attack with an attempt to demoralize--

1:13:59 Brennan: As a fourth level fighter, You have one that's attack as your action. So this is now going to be replaced however, given that you've just done an insane Fast and the Furious style stunt, I'm going to say roll your Intimidate check with advantage.

1:14:13 Clint: Okay. 13, plus 7 Intimidation. Which is 20.

1:14:16 Travis: That's 20.

1:14:20 Brennan: 20.

1:14:20 Lily: Try another one.

1:14:21 Travis: Roll and see if you crit.

1:14:21 Brennan: You might crit if you get higher than 13, you would crit.

1:14:23 Clint: No.

1:14:26 Brennan: Marty's going to roll. This is, what does it say the effect of demoralizing is?

1:14:29 Jess: Aw, poor Marty.

1:14:29 Griffin: He gets really sad.

1:14:32 Clint: Yeah. The target is frightened.

1:14:32 Jess: He's a sad guy.

1:14:33 Brennan: Oh, he's frightened. Okay, great.

1:14:34 Clint: Until end of your next turn, I don't know what that does to him.

1:14:36 Brennan: It means he can't approach you. He gets disadvantage on everything.

1:14:37 Griffin: He can't move closer to you.

1:14:40 Clint: Okay.

1:14:41 Brennan: Hell yeah. He's got a beat a 20. He, oh he, he needs to roll a nat 20 to succeed on this. He does not have any bonuses to Insight in any way, shape or form. 17 is pretty good. It's not a nat 20. You thunder down. What do you say to Marty as you approach him?

1:15:01 Boomer: Nothing personal Marty, you were always pretty decent to me, but you're a fuck up.

1:15:06 Marty: Ah! I am a fuck up.

1:15:06 Brennan: And he starts steering wildly.

1:15:09 Travis: That's all. It- He was razor thin. This poor guy--

1:15:09 Lily: Wildly intimidating.

1:15:14 Clint: Now can I use action surge again?

1:15:16 Justin: No, you have to have a short rest.

1:15:18 Brennan: You have to have a short rest. You can't use action surge again. You fully intimidate Marty and you're on the hood and the ladder has attached down here. The other ants are going to get attacks of opportunity on you as you rush past them.

1:15:27 Griffin: Justin, did you delay your turn?

1:15:30 Justin: Yeah, I readied an action

1:15:30 Travis: He readied an action.

1:15:35 Justin: but I don't know if it's ever going to happen.

1:15:36 Griffin: Oh, you were going to get on the blue car. Okay.

1:15:36 Justin: Yeah.

1:15:38 Lily: They're awake now though. Yeah.

1:15:41 Justin: Yeah, I could probably change, like if I saw them wake up, I could probably change my tactics. Right? Is less--

1:15:46 Brennan: You'd have to wait until your next turn to change your tactics.

1:15:48 Justin: All right, perfect.

1:15:49 Brennan: You take another 8 points of damage from ants as you thunder past them, boom boom boom. Because they're biting you as you rush past them.

1:15:57 Jess: Okay. Still doing really good.

1:15:57 Clint: Yeah, I'm alright.

1:15:58 Brennan: How much are you at?

1:15:58 Clint: [doing a Rocky impression] I'm at 40.

1:16:04 Jess: Rocky, baby!

1:16:04 Brennan: Rocky, baby. This guy can't go down.

1:16:08 Clint: I always get back up.

1:16:08 Brennan: Incredible. That is Boomer's turn, yeah.

1:16:11 Clint: I'd also like to point out that the ladder is now attached to their car, which is steering wildly. And there's nobody driving the ladder truck.

1:16:23 Travis: You did great.

1:16:23 Clint: Okay.

1:16:24 Justin: That's extremely dangerous.

1:16:25 Griffin: It's a very bad--

1:16:25 Clint: Extremely dangerous, but not just to Boomer.

1:16:29 Griffin: Yeah.

1:16:30 Travis: And also admittedly a Boomer can fly and Marty and Felix can not.

1:16:33 Lily: Oo!

1:16:36 Clint: Exactly.

1:16:36 Lily: Smart.

1:16:37 Brennan: Incredible. Agnes, that's you.

1:16:40 Jess: Ah, cool, could I, is there a way that dancing lights could work as like if I put them in front of somebody's eyes, who's driving as like, they're not able to see, they're kind of blinded by them?

1:16:52 Brennan: I would let you I would let you give disadvantage to someone's driving check if you wanted to do it that way.

1:16:57 Jess: Okay, cool. She's going to take a drag of her cigarette and flick it and four little lights are gonna come out of the ashes of the end of it

1:17:02 Griffin: That's so cool.

1:17:04 Jess: and then it's going to go right in front of, you're not in that car, right? I want to make sure everyone's safe.

1:17:08 Travis: The blue? The blue one?

1:17:08 Jess: Yeah, this blue guy who I tried to make safe.

1:17:11 Travis: Aw, they just woke up!

1:17:11 Griffin: You are really fucking with these guys' brains.

1:17:17 Jess: He's like, ooo!

1:17:17 Travis: Aw man!

1:17:19 Clint: Man, I had the weirdest dream.

1:17:19 Jess: Which one would I roll?

1:17:21 Brennan: You don't roll anything, that, you just automatically, it just happens.

1:17:21 Jess: Oh, so that just happens.

1:17:24 Brennan: You automatically impose that condition on them. Minetta sees this bad situation and sees this ramp up ahead. She's actually gonna gun it, I think. She hits the fucking gas.

1:17:35 Griffin: This ramp?

1:17:35 Jess: Woo.

1:17:36 Brennan: This ramp right here. Yeah.

1:17:37 Griffin: There's so many ramps.

1:17:37 Lily: Yeah.

1:17:40 Brennan: Ti. That's you.

1:17:41 Clint: [whispering to Justin] We're getting awful close to those balls.

1:17:45 Lily: I go on my gears and I spill some, we're ahead now, right? We're gunning it. So we're like--

1:17:50 Brennan: Oh yeah, you pull ahead of this guy. You're like here.

1:17:55 Lily: So can I spill Grease like right here?

1:17:55 Griffin: Love grease.

1:18:04 Travis: It's the perfect time for this.

1:18:04 Brennan: In-credible. Yes, you absolutely can. You don't have to roll anything. You guys do. You spell casters, you just say what fucking happens. You, the magic sparkling cigarette ash flies out of the car. You hit the thing on the back of one of your mods. Bam, oil blast out of the back of the vehicle going all over the already kind of greasy pizza box.

1:18:25 Lily: Disgusting.

1:18:27 Brennan: Rick, that's you.

1:18:29 Justin: Okay. I'm going to climb up to the top of the ballista.

1:18:35 Brennan: Ooh hell yeah great. Oh, that's your movement. You still have an action.

1:18:39 Justin: Right. Is there any more ammo?

1:18:41 Brennan: Yeah, oh, there's a ton.

1:18:43 Justin: Okay I'm gonna aim the ballista at the rat.

1:18:49 Lily: At the chipmunk?

1:18:49 Travis: The chipmunk, the French chipmunk? Yes.

1:18:53 Jess: Sacre bleu!

1:18:53 Justin: I've never been out I don't know, I don't know rodents.

1:18:55 Brennan: Diggins-Saurus Rick hops up.

1:18:55 Travis: Ah, mon amie.

1:18:57 Brennan: Ah, ah, incredible. Go ahead and give me an attack roll. Dex plus, dex plus proficiency.

1:19:05 Lily: And we can't help him with that.

1:19:10 Justin: 13?

1:19:12 Brennan: Hold on one second.

1:19:13 Griffin: It's a squirrel.

1:19:13 Brennan: I know that's a squirrel.

1:19:15 Travis: Chipmunk.

1:19:15 Griffin: Chipmunk. That's a weak squirrel.

1:19:18 Travis: Yeah, that's like a level one squirrel.

1:19:20 Brennan: That is a successful hit.

1:19:22 Justin: Oh, thank God.

1:19:23 Brennan: And this thing does 2D8 plus 6 damage.

1:19:23 Griffin: Holy shit.

1:19:28 Brennan: I will tell you right now, this little dude up here has got 15 hit points.

1:19:34 Justin: 2D8 plus how much?

1:19:35 Brennan: 6.

1:19:36 Griffin: So you got to get 9 with your two dice.

1:19:40 Justin: That is...9!

1:19:40 Brennan: You look back at this guy this, this little dude in the beret who just fired on your car, you clamber up. Get up to the ballista up there. What does Rick do as he gets to the controls of the ballista?

1:19:53 Justin: He says,

1:19:53 Rick: [French accented Rick voice] Enjoy oblivion, rat.

1:19:57 Brennan: This chipmunk is fucking impaled. Falls off to the side and I'm going to say explodes.

1:20:05 Griffin: You hear, you hear from the top ramp--

1:20:05 Justin: How's your fucking crotch dude? Bad, it seems.

1:20:08 Clint: Mon dieu, mon dieu, mon dieu. You hear it from the top ramp, you hear Bean yell:

1:20:14 Bean: Say bon voyage. Yell bon voyage!

1:20:19 Rick: Bon voyage.

1:20:19 Bean: Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah!

1:20:24 Brennan: Amazing.

1:20:24 Clint: Le squeak, le squeak, le squeak.

1:20:26 Brennan: Because the grease is here we actually, even though this is the end of the round, we actually have to roll savings throws for all the vehicles on the lower road real quick. These are all going to be box of doom because of the speed that you guys are all going at. One of the ants jumps here with their reaction to grab the controls of the vehicle. The DC of your grease is I believe, 14?

1:20:47 Justin: The DC of your grease is 14. There's another one--

1:20:53 Griffin: [singing] The DC of your grease is 14, whoa.

1:20:55 Lily: How would I know what the DC of my grease is?

1:20:57 Brennan: I actually have it right here, the DC of  your grease is 14.

1:21:04 Lily: Okay. Everyone begins talking over one another for a moment.

1:21:07 Brennan: Okay. These ants get a plus 3 to this roll. So that's going to, so they need an 11 or higher to save. They roll a 5. I'm going to roll for this vehicle, which has disadvantage on this saving throw. These guys get a plus 4 to this, which means on a 10 or higher, they save.

1:21:28 Clint: Wait, the one you just rolled for was the firetruck?

1:21:32 Brennan: Firetruck yes.

1:21:33 Clint: Okay.

1:21:34 Lily: You gotta fly, baby.

1:21:34 Griffin: It's going to get messy very, very quickly.

1:21:37 Lily: You're going to have to, once I find out you could fly, I'm like, alright, take him out.

1:21:38 Brennan: This is blue. They roll with disadvantage. They've got to get a, they've got to get 10 or higher, 18 and 6. They hit the grease and just, the sleeps on their face, hit it, wipe out, roll and wipe the fuck out. Marty also is demoralized and is going to make this roll with disadvantage.

1:22:06 Travis: And the car that it's attached to, is fish-tailing over the road.

1:22:10 Brennan: He's got good Dexterity,  so he also just needs to roll a 10 or higher. 11 and 19.

1:22:23 Griffin: Oh.

1:22:23 Brennan: You watch this one wipe out. All of them wipe out. You see that as this one hits, it goes to spin. Marty screaming in terror from Boomer, they flip around and the attached ladder swivels this. So now instead of this leading this is leading this and dragging the firetruck behind it.

1:22:46 Lily: I thought this car hit the grease, the firetruck, the ants hit the grease, didn't they?

1:22:51 Brennan: They did. But because the ladder is attached, they lose control of the vehicle and it ends up being towed behind this one.

1:22:56 Travis: So it's gonna slow him down a little bit.

1:22:56 Griffin: For sure.

1:22:56 Brennan: It will slow him down a little bit. And with that we move to the next section of road.

1:23:03 Griffin: Oh my god.

1:23:03 Brennan: The blue car wipes out. The Walker wipes out. You see that you guys tear away in the getaway vehicle. The fire truck swivels behind Felix's personal vehicle and is now being towed behind them. You see that, that's on the low road. You guys head up that book cover to the next section of bed, Car-Go and Bean You had for the ramp. As you hit the ramp I am going to need Dexterity-- I'm gonna need either Athletics or Acrobatics checks from both of you. Let me know what you roll.

1:23:47 Griffin: Can you first, please.

1:23:47 Travis: A 13, no. 14 total with Acrobatics.

1:23:51 Brennan: 14 total with Acrobatics.

1:23:53 Travis: Oh wait, for a saving throw? Oh no, no, just the check, alright.

1:23:59 Griffin: I only got a 24.

1:23:59 Travis: You jerk.

1:24:06 Brennan: With a 24, you guys hit the ramp as you guys sail through the air, Bean on a 24, you're, you are a master of wind, floating. As you feel the car begin to float away from your feet, you can either try to stay in this vehicle and ride out it's landing. If you want to make a Mech check or you can attempt to let this thing do whatever's going to happen and get back to Car-Go that you see is kind of like in his car form, flailing through the air a little bit.

1:24:40 Griffin: So in order to land on the car, I would have to make a Mech check. I don't want to drive the car. I want to land where I'm where I was standing. So I need to make a Mech check for that.

1:24:47 Brennan: If you want to stay in the car, it would spiral out of control unless you started steering it. So I think you can stay in the car and steer it, or you can through the air with a 24 Acrobatics, you could make it back to Car-Go. and try to help him--

1:24:59 Griffin: Okay. So if I fail this Mech check. Oh wait, to help him fuck, [Travis gives Griffin a thumbs up motion] you're okay.

1:25:05 Travis: No, I'm saying yes, please. Help me. I can see how that was confusing.

1:25:10 Brennan: It's basically like, you're either like if you want to be driving this vehicle and have, and it basically--

1:25:16 Griffin: I don't want to leave him to die. Like we, and he did not get a very good roll. So if I can help him in any way by landing on him,

1:25:21 Brennan: You in mid air, sailing over the bed, push off from the pink vehicle and like a fucking dancer sail through the air, grab Car-Go and you give him an advantage on this Dexterity saving throw.

1:25:35 Griffin: Please God.

1:25:39 Travis: 16 Acrobat, 21.

1:25:43 Brennan: Incredible. Roll to see if you crit, but that's great that, that's going to save, for sure.

1:25:48 Travis: No, that was a 20.

1:25:49 Brennan: Cool. You start to lose control and you're like, I'm gonna hit my side, I'm gonna hit my side. I'm gonna take damage. You feel the moocher, the hand on your thing. Look up from your headlight and see Bean pull you through the air so that you are wheels down instead of hood down and you land side by side with the getaway vehicle in this new terrain.

1:26:08 Travis: Sick.

1:26:08 Bean: You alright, man?

1:26:10 Car-Go: Doing great.

1:26:11 Bean: I had to leave the catapult car behind and all the possibilities that it was going to bring, so.

1:26:15 Car-Go: No, I know.  I totally get that. But I do appreciate not being dead, a lot.

1:26:16 Bean: Yeah.

1:26:19 Brennan: New terrain appears before you. You see books leading to a box of saltine crackers and facial tissue down to a little tablet with this kind of like calculator slip cover, shakily over Max's hand here.

1:26:28 Jess: Oh wait, I just want to see his hand.

1:26:31 Clint: Missed the hand.

1:26:31 Travis: Saltine Cracker not copyrighted?

1:26:34 Clint: So let me ask you, these are, we're just seeing like a cross section. These are not like body parts laying in the bed.

1:26:41 Brennan: No, no, no.

1:26:42 Clint: Okay. Alright.

1:26:44 Brennan: We're like--

1:26:44 Lily: He needs to moisturize.

1:26:47 Brennan: He has approached--

1:26:47 Clint: Oh, I think he's been seen plenty of moisturizing.

1:26:49 Travis: Hey Teen Wolf, let's get out of here.

1:26:49 Lily: Oi, pops.

1:26:51 Clint: Hey, you brought up what's going on with the kleenex.

1:26:55 Lily: Yeah. I said, these are nasty boy tissues

1:26:55 Brennan: This one takes a dive down here. This one's right back over here.

1:27:03 Lily: Dang how are they so close?

1:27:06 Travis: I think they're closer probably to me than to you.

1:27:08 Jess: Oh, that fire truck is still really cute.

1:27:08 Lily: That fire truck doesn't have a soul? It has a face.

1:27:13 Justin: So they didn't have to roll? They didn't have to roll--

1:27:13 Brennan: They didn't have to roll what?

1:27:17 Griffin: They didn't go over the ramp.

1:27:17 Justin: Oh, they just went straight up, right on.

1:27:19 Brennan: Bada boom. That's going on there.

1:27:20 Lily: Wait, so where are we?

1:27:21 Justin: We're still on the like, oh.

1:27:21 Brennan: Oh, you are ahead of them. Cause Minetta gunned it, so you guys are

1:27:25 Jess: Oo.

1:27:29 Brennan: barreling over the bridge right now.

1:27:29 Jess: On the calculator.

1:27:31 Brennan: You guys hear (helicopter noises)

1:27:31 Jess: Oh my god.

1:27:33 Clint: Oh man. How deep is your toy box?

1:27:33 Travis: Oh snap.

1:27:38 Jess: Oh my god!

1:27:38 Lily: A drone? Wait, it's the turtle!

1:27:39 Griffin: Who's piloting it?

1:27:39 Travis: Is that Dantes?

1:27:39 Griffin: No. That's not Dantes, look at his ordinary-ass shell. His ugly, shit-head shell.

1:27:49 Lily: It's not Dantes?

1:27:49 Clint: And his Beachcomber hat.

1:27:53 Griffin: Oh no, there's more than one.

1:27:53 Jess: Oh my god.

1:27:56 Lily: That is wrong.

1:27:56 Griffin: If we weren't taking these things out, like it was our job, we would have so many cars and things following us.

1:28:05 Lily: Were these gonna come out whether or not we beat the other cars?

1:28:09 Griffin: That is so fucking cool.

1:28:09 Brennan: Oh yes. This was the way it was--

1:28:10 Travis: So it was just going to keep stacking up.

1:28:12 Brennan: It was cummulative, it was stacked and stacked. (Clint singing)

1:28:18 Lily: Who's that?

1:28:18 Brennan: One of the stewards from before. Starting at the top of the order is now actually just Car-Go because of the delayed initiative earlier in the fight.

1:28:26 Travis: Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Oh my Jesus, okay. I don't have a lot I can do against helicopters. I'm gonna delay my turn.

1:28:40 Griffin: Hmm.

1:28:44 Brennan: Okay, cool.

1:28:45 Travis: And see, see what plays out because nothing's occurring to me right away.

1:28:50 Brennan: Alright.

1:28:50 Clint: How are Car-Go's hit points?

1:28:52 Travis: I mean, I'm not super great. 16.

1:28:52 Griffin: 16.

1:28:55 Jess: Okay, shit.

1:28:57 Travis: So, another reason I don't want to just start slamming wildly into cars.

1:29:01 Lily: Yeah.

1:29:01 Jess: That's good to know.

1:29:02 Brennan: This helicopter is going to fire a rocket at the getaway vehicle.

1:29:07 Lily: Oh my fucking God.

1:29:10 Justin: He just gets to come into our fight. And just like start firing rockets.

1:29:12 Travis: Yeah, you haven't put the time in, Turtle.

1:29:16 Justin: Yeah, we've all been waiting for our turns, patiently.

1:29:16 Travis: We've been here.

1:29:20 Lily: You don't just get to come in, okay.

1:29:20 Travis: You, more like turd-tle, 'cause he's a turd.

1:29:23 Jess: Hell yeah.

1:29:25 Brennan: On a natural 3, that rocket misses.

1:29:25 Justin: Oh, thank god.

1:29:28 Lily: Oh! Fuck you.

1:29:28 Travis: It hits Max's hand and blows up his hand.

1:29:31 Brennan: Boom! Huge explosion of flame sets the sets, the tissue box, afire.

1:29:39 Jess: Whew!

1:29:39 Travis: Oh no. The Littles!

1:29:45 Brennan: This one's going to take a swipe and drop this sort of like something-filled water balloon. This like giant balloon on the getaway vehicle.

1:29:54 Travis: Ew.

1:29:54 Justin: You don't say what it is, everybody assumes it's jizz.

1:29:56 Travis: Oh, see I went to pee. You nasty.

1:29:56 Lily: Yeah, he jizzed in a balloon and then collected it.

1:30:01 Justin: He jizzed in a balloon, cause it was nasty.

1:30:02 Griffin: The size of that balloon, [Griffin begins doing an Italian accent and a hand motion]  that's a lot of jizz.

1:30:03 Lily: For them, for him it's a normal amount of jizz but we're tiny.

1:30:07 Travis: That's a lot of, that's a lot of, wait the boy's jizz? I thought you means that was bitty folk jizz, and they've been collecting that, and that that killed eight bitty folk to get that much jizz.

1:30:14 Griffin: Yeah, if we can just get one of the cameras to zoom in on that balloon for scale, and then you go ahead and say that's a normal amount of jizz. Just get in the background of it, cause--

1:30:30 Lily: That's a normal amount of jizz, and I know jizz.

1:30:34 Clint: Man, the forced persective on that's going to be awesome.

1:30:37 Travis: Oh no.

1:30:37 Justin: This is why you get behind the paywall, folks. I mean, you're not going to get this for free.

1:30:40 Lily: Get behind it.

1:30:43 Brennan: Incredible. Okay ah, this, this chopper swoops in, drops that I was gonna make an attack roll here. That's going to be a successful hit. I'm going to need Dexterity saving throws from Digginsaurus Rick, Ti, and Agnes.

1:30:55 Lily: What do I throw? A 20?

1:31:00 Justin: How is it like, explain to me mechanically what happening. It's like shooting it at us?

1:31:04 Brennan: It drops the net, and this bomb hits the spikes and splashes everybody.

1:31:09 Justin: So the positioning that we're seeing here is not necessarily representative of where we're all at, right?

1:31:12 Jess: Dexterity, oh.

1:31:14 Brennan: Or actually, in other words, it's going to make a move as well,

1:31:16 Justin: It just wouldn't make sense, okay.

1:31:16 Brennan: So it flies over here, makes its move. And in the midst of its move as it...

1:31:20 Clint: Releases the jizz...

1:31:23 Justin: Drops the- let's just...it's just a water balloon.

1:31:23 Lily: Is that our D20s plus Dex?

1:31:28 Brennan: In the little saving throws box you'll see--

1:31:28 Griffin: Yeah, so plus 4.

1:31:31 Lily: Okay, great. But a D20?

1:31:31 Brennan: A D20. Mm hmm.

1:31:34 Lily: You go.

1:31:34 Jess: Oh, thank you. Oh cool, a 1.

1:31:38 Brennan: Gotcha.

1:31:38 Jess: Plus 7, is 8.

1:31:41 Lily: 6, plus 4 is 10.

1:31:44 Justin: 3!

1:31:46 Griffin: (everyone groaning) Oh my God.

1:31:46 Brennan: Then Minetta rolls hers. Not great.

1:31:52 Lily: How many--

1:31:52 Brennan: I'm also going to ask you to roll a Mech check for damage to the getaway vehicle.

1:31:55 Lily: Okay.

1:31:58 Brennan: So that's going to be it's saving throw, roll me a Mech check real quick.

1:31:59 Lily: Do I roll with advantage cause I roll advantage on Mech?

1:32:04 Brennan: Oh actually sorry. Minetta is the one driving, so Minetta is actually gonna roll that.

1:32:07 Lily: Can I give her advantage cause I made the car?

1:32:10 Brennan: Sure you can give her advantage. Okay, the car does make it's save.

1:32:14 Lily: Okay. And let's not forget this car can self-destruct. If we ever need to jump out and someone sacrifice themselves.

1:32:24 Brennan: Awesome.

1:32:24 Lily: Or I use mage hand.

1:32:26 Travis: There you go.

1:32:26 Lily: I'm serious.

1:32:28 Brennan: Ti, Agnes and Rick, you guys each take 19 points of damage.

1:32:33 Griffin: Minus 8, minus 8.

1:32:33 Brennan: Oh yeah. Chews through the temp HP. Minetta also takes 19. The car only takes 9 points of damage, but it's already had its shield eaten through.

1:32:45 Griffin: Right.

1:32:45 Brennan: So now it's at 31 hit points.

1:32:47 Jess: Okay.

1:32:47 Lily: That's true.

1:32:48 Brennan: Felix Flick takes a bonus action Disengage, leaps from his seat. Makes an Acrobatics check.

1:32:58 Lily: But that thing is gone now, right? It can't throw that out as again. Yes. It only had one.

1:33:05 Lily: Okay, now we're all covered in jizz.

1:33:05 Griffin: What was it?

1:33:08 Brennan: You see, what was in there is like paint thinner mixed with battery acid, mixed with--

1:33:11 Justin: Oh.

1:33:11 Brennan: like horrifying. You can feel it, you're plastic. The paint melts a little bit.

1:33:14 Lily: Oh no.

1:33:16 Griffin: Yo, protect your face, bud.

1:33:16 Justin: I did.

1:33:16 Lily: Digginsaurus.

1:33:18 Jess: It sounds like something I would drink.

1:33:18 Clint: He's got extra faces.

1:33:22 Brennan: Felix springs past Boomer alights on the back of Car-Go Jones. He's going to take some-

1:33:27 Travis: You dumb piece of shit.

1:33:30 Griffin: There's two of us and only one of him.

1:33:32 Travis: Yeah, right? (Brennan rolls dice ominously)

1:33:40 Jess: [singing] What do I do?

1:33:40 Lily: You have two bang snaps, also.

1:33:43 Jess: I know. I was just saving them for something bigger, but this looks like it's it.

1:33:45 Brennan: He deals Bean 18 points of damage.

1:33:45 Griffin: Fuck.

1:33:49 Travis: How's my Bean?

1:33:50 Griffin: I'm fine. I was untouched, but still, it's not great.

1:33:53 Travis: He hurts my Bean?

1:33:53 Brennan: He leaps across, takes out a jagged little piece of metal and slashes across--

1:33:58 Travis: A little jagged little pill. Brennan does the part of "Jagged Little Pill" you remember

1:34:03 Brennan: You see that he leaps across. He looks at you, Bean, on the back of Car-Go. Leaps there, slashes across, the blood goes everywhere. He says,

1:34:10 Felix: I'm fixin' at learn you something boy, I ain't going back to the heap. (crosstalk)

1:34:20 Lily: Call him by his name.

1:34:20 Travis: It's Tip! Just the Tip.

1:34:23 Griffin: I know.

1:34:23 Brennan: Marty with disadvantage is going to try to throw Boomer from the car. He does not succeed on a natural 5. These ants dislodge the ladder and continue surging forward. They're going to gun it as well. That is the end of the, that's, and Car-Go you delayed your action as well, right?

1:34:49 Travis: Correct.

1:34:50 Lily: How close are we to the window?

1:34:54 Brennan: Oh, you can see the window. It's coming up. The window is coming up. That's going to be Bean.

1:34:57 Travis: And Car-Go yells:

1:35:00 Car-Go: Get off, Bean.

1:35:00 Bean: I'll do what I fucking want, bud. He's just knocked half the life out of me.

1:35:06 Travis: Okay.

1:35:06 Justin: What? No, when is that, Car-Go took his action cause he had delayed, right?

1:35:11 Brennan: Or no. He just delayed initiative. So he chose to--

1:35:13 Travis: We're still at the top of the order.

1:35:14 Justin: Oh, okay.

1:35:14 Brennan: He let the baddies go first, effectively.

1:35:17 Justin: Yeah.

1:35:17 Griffin: I say,

1:35:17 Bean: There ain't much heap to go back to, Tip. But what's there, is something that somebody like you, just can't destroy. And I'm going to make an acrobatic maneuver here. I am going to, are there rails on top of his, it's a station wagon.

1:35:43 Travis: A luggage rack, yes.

1:35:45 Griffin: Okay, I want to open his side door and hang off and then try and pull Felix towards me, on the side of the car into the open door that I've just flung open.

1:36:04 Brennan: You are trying to pull Felix with you into the cabin.

1:36:06 Griffin: Open door.

1:36:09 Brennan: The open door of Car-Go Jones.

1:36:11 Griffin: Yes.

1:36:12 Brennan: This is gonna be a really simple opposed Athletics roll. This is box of doom for sure. Go ahead. I'll tell you, I'll roll Felix's first--

1:36:19 Travis: And I'm going to say I'm helping him like kind of, I'm going to shake a little bit, you know.

1:36:25 Brennan: If you want to use your turn to give the help action here, you can do it. You've delayed your initiative.

1:36:29 Travis: Oh, then I'll, then I won't.

1:36:29 Brennan: Then you won't. Cool, so this is going to be flat Athletics. He, Felix gets a plus 6 to this roll.

1:36:39 Griffin: Wow, that's a lot.

1:36:40 Brennan: I told you he's got two olives on a toothpick out back. He rolled natural 3. You, all you have to do is beat a 9. Roll in the box, man.

1:36:51 Travis: Roll in the box.

1:36:52 Lily: You got it.

1:36:55 Griffin: [frustrated] Oh my God.

1:36:55 Lily: What?

1:36:57 Brennan: 4 plus what?

1:36:57 Griffin: Plus 3. Are you sure it's an Athletics role?

1:37:02 Brennan: I am sure it's an Athletics. What you're trying to shove somebody in.

1:37:03 Clint: So, 7.

1:37:05 Brennan: You grab him. You were like wrestling on the top of the speeding car.

1:37:09 Griffin: Was that an attack?

1:37:10 Brennan: That was an attack, yes.

1:37:12 Griffin: Okay, I'm going to use my bonus attack to try again.

1:37:16 Brennan: Okay, yeah, absolutely. Felix gets a plus 6 to this roll.

1:37:19 Griffin: Yeah. Let's go same time.

1:37:24 Brennan: He rolls a nat 20.

1:37:24 Jess: Oh my god!

1:37:27 Griffin: I try the second time and it doesn't quite make it. Can I flurry of blows to try two more times?

1:37:36 Brennan: You get two more attempts to do this. He on that Nat 20 like brings you to one of your knees as you attempt to, and gets one of your hands and closes it. He says,

1:37:44 Felix: You ain't nothing but a little hayseed watermelon monk, and when I put you in the dirt, I'm gonna put Buttons and all 'em in the dirt too. I made to the house, I crawled to the top and I'm going to keep crawling higher and higher until I'm as high as any human in this damned world.

1:38:06 Jess: Felix, what happened to you?

1:38:08 Griffin: Somebody hurt him.

1:38:08 Lily: What? Yeah.

1:38:11 Jess: Who hurt you?

1:38:11 Brennan: Okay go ahead. I will say you can either that nat 20, he got, you can either take some additional damage from just like an unarmed attack from him--

1:38:18 Griffin: Oh yeah, punch me.

1:38:20 Brennan: He deals you 5 more points of damage.

1:38:21 Griffin: Okay, that hurts quite a bit.

1:38:23 Clint: Okay, what's he down to?

1:38:24 Griffin: 10.

1:38:24 Clint: Okay.

1:38:28 Brennan: He gets a 15, 13 plus--

1:38:28 Griffin: 5. Oh plus 3 is 6--

1:38:36 Brennan: 16. You pull him into the car.

1:38:36 Griffin: I pull him into the car-

1:38:38 Lily: Yes!

1:38:38 Griffin: and while we're sitting there in the car, I say,

1:38:41 Bean: You can go wherever you want in this house partner, and let me help you out with a little ride. I buckle his seatbelt. I say,

1:38:52 Bean: Drive safely. And I use my last point of Ki for a Patient Defense. And I go out the other door with a Dodge action, onto open road.

1:39:02 Travis: And then it's my turn

1:39:05 Brennan: Onto open road!

1:39:05 Lily: Yes, yes, yes!

1:39:06 Brennan: Ah, incredible. Here's your die.

1:39:09 Griffin: Thank you.

1:39:11 Brennan: Whew, what a turn.

1:39:13 Travis: And now--

1:39:13 Griffin: You see me just tucking and rolling. Like “ow ow ow ow.”

1:39:15 Brennan: You tuck and roll out of the vehicle. You take a Dodge action. So I'm going to say that all the damage from the road rash is just going to be halved.

1:39:24 Griffin: Okay.

1:39:25 Brennan: I will roll damage for that right now. Give me a Dexterity saving throw, as you jump out of the car.

1:39:32 Griffin: 14?

1:39:33 Brennan: You dip out past here. Boomer, can you give me a Dexterity saving throw?

1:39:44 Clint: 15 plus nada.

1:39:48 Brennan: You fly past, you take 5, 11, 15 points of damage halved with the Dodge action.

1:40:02 Griffin: Is this fall damage?

1:40:04 Brennan: Yeah, this is fall damage.

1:40:04 Griffin: Okay. I actually don't take any damage. Because I'm a monk and I subtract 20 from fall damage, so.

1:40:10 Lily: Oh my God.

1:40:11 Brennan: Perfect somersault, you hit the road. Boomer on a 15 save, you see your boy dip out of the car and you reach one of your many hands down and whew. Scoop Bean up off the road onto the vehicle right here next to you. Bean you are in the brawny arms of Boomer, one vehicle back from Car-Go and watch a Felix fumbling with a seatbelt.

1:40:33 Travis: And he just feels the seatbelt tighten.

1:40:35 Brennan: Incredible. Bean you were back over here.

1:40:39 Travis: Car-Go would like to take his turn now.

1:40:41 Brennan: Yes, Car-Go may take his turn now.

1:40:43 Travis: And he's going to say over the radio:

1:40:47 Car-Go: You threatened me. You tried to kill me. That's fine. I can deal with that. You threatened my friends. Well, that pisses me off. And you threatened Dylan. Fuck you. And transforms with him inside.

1:41:02 Jess: Ooh.

1:41:09 Brennan: Okay. Felix is not proficient in Strength saving throws. So he only gets a plus 4 to this.

1:41:24 Travis: Ooo. That's still better than me.

1:41:28 Brennan: He rolls a natural 4, you need to beat an 8 on an Athletics check.

1:41:31 Clint: Come on.

1:41:42 Brennan: You see he goes, struggles at the belt buckle. Car-mo-bot, transform. Wait, maybe that's not legally clean.

1:41:52 Justin: Convert?

1:41:53 Brennan: Yeah, you see he goes--

1:41:53 Clint: Convert!

1:41:57 Brennan: Car-mo-bot, engage! Wait, that's also a thing they say, right?

1:42:00 Clint: Yeah.

1:42:01 Justin: Convert. Say convert! (Everyone agreeing)

1:42:03 Justin: Change a whole bunch.

1:42:03 Brennan: Change a whole bunch. You see him struggling with his belt, pulling at it.

1:42:08 Felix: [pleading] Wait, wait, wait. Y'all, you gotta help me! You hear, car-m-bot, convert. In a raining hail of blood and viscera and gore, a bright red Car-Go Jones leaps into the air. Felix Flick is gone.

1:42:30 Lily: Ooo!

1:42:35 Griffin: I yell from his arms.

1:42:36 Bean: I told y'all that's what would happen.

1:42:39 Jess: Hell yeah.

1:42:41 Brennan: Insane, does Car-Go make a, that's your action. Are you gonna, are you gonna try to jump onto a vehicle? Are you gonna like--

1:42:48 Lily: Do we, can we tell the other people to back off now that he's dead?

1:42:53 Brennan: Okay, well first cause you, you've got, you were going full car speed and then transformed. So I wanna know with your movement action, are you, is there anything you are trying to do? Are you trying to grab you can try to grab one of the cars behind you.

1:43:05 Travis: Yeah I would say at that point, like if I've jumped in the air to do it, I'm trying to grab on to, let's say the green car cause that's where my friends is.

1:43:11 Brennan: Cool. Give me an Acrobatics check.

1:43:15 Travis: Okay, I'm shaking. Please take your dice out of there.

1:43:18 Griffin: Hey, what'd he roll?

1:43:20 Brennan: Oh he rolled a 13.

1:43:22 Griffin: Okay.

1:43:22 Brennan: He rolled a 13, plus whatever his Athletics is.

1:43:24 Travis: Yeah. Oop! 2?

1:43:28 Brennan: Okay, Boomer. I'm gonna need you to make a Dexterity saving throw again.

1:43:33 Travis: Help me! Help me!

1:43:33 Jess: Go Boomer.

1:43:35 Clint: 2.

1:43:36 Jess: Oh boy.

1:43:39 Brennan: Car-Go you transform. You don't roll badly enough  to get hit by any of the  unrushing vehicles, but the cars whip passed you on the road as you land, covered in blood. That is going to be these, all these cars race past you. You are left back on the saltines as these guys go passed you on either side. You watched Car-Go standing there victorious as both helicopters turn their guns on you.

1:44:11 Travis: Okay.

1:44:11 Brennan: Boomer, that's going to be you.

1:44:14 Clint: He's still got the bad guy radio on him, doesn't he?

1:44:16 Griffin: Who?

1:44:17 Clint: Boomer, a bad guy radio.

1:44:17 Griffin: Oh, yeah. I thought you meant does--

1:44:19 Brennan: He does still have the bad guy radio, yes.

1:44:22 Clint: So he is connected to the helicopters and everybody else involved in this chase.

1:44:24 Brennan: Not only that, but you also have a bad guy radio just in the, in the seat right here with Marty in front of you.

1:44:30 Clint: Okay, he activates it and he says,

1:44:30 Boomer: Friends, rodents, caterpillars, lend me your membranes. Felix has been chewed up into so much sausage, there's really no need for you guys to keep this up. We've already wiped out most of ya. Back off, you're gonna be okay.

1:44:57 Brennan: Please make an Intimidate check with advantage.

1:45:02 Griffin: Because of the sausage.

1:45:02 Travis: Because I just squished a man?

1:45:04 Griffin: Because of just the most horrible thing ever happened.

1:45:06 Clint: 17, plus 7.

1:45:06 Travis: Is a 24.

1:45:06 Clint: 24.

1:45:12 Clint: 19, plus 7, which is a 20-freaking-6.

1:45:12 Travis: There it is.

1:45:18 Brennan: You see you got a:

1:45:18 Goon: that's a 10-4 Boomer. You see the helicopters peel away, the ants, abandon ship. We had a whole other battle map. Actually I'm gonna say that as the getaway vehicle peels out of here we're going to, one last time, change to a new section of road. The getaway vehicle need no longer get away. You see a ramp leading up, beyond that is the window sill and freedom, outside the house. Minetta, at the wheel turns back to you and says,

1:45:57 Minetta: Do we need to take the jump or do we stop and face him down here?

1:46:04 Bean: Ah, face who? We exploded Felix.

1:46:07 Brennan: You see she goes

1:46:07 Minetta: Marty?

1:46:07 Car-Go: I think we could probably take Marty,

1:46:13 Brennan: Oh, you see the she, err, like slides the getaway vehicle around this way. We exit initiative, we exit combat.

1:46:26 Jess: Whoo. The dome goes from the red combat lighting to the blue lighting it has normally.

1:46:26 Griffin: Oh God, it's such a psychological--

1:46:29 Travis: It really is.

1:46:29 Brennan: You see Car-Go, you walk up. Bean, Car-Go, you look at each other, you see that Marty goes,

1:46:35 Marty: [on the brink of tears] I'm like, man, you gotta understand, man. It's been so many years. We were just, we just thought we could be stewards in the house. And, and then, and then we came in and Dexter said it was wrong. We found a family stewards named the Flicks. And Felix said it was, if we just took them out, we could start over and we could start in the house. Dexter said, we, it was wrong. It's so nice in the house.

1:47:19 Bean: It's pretty bad out in the yard, Tap. And you know that firsthand, right?

1:47:23 Marty: [weakly] I know that firsthand.

1:47:25 Bean: Are your real sorry Tap?

1:47:28 Marty: I'm really sorry. And listen, you can have the roll of quarters.

1:47:32 Clint: Damn straight.

1:47:32 Travis: Yeah, my dude. (Everybody talking)

1:47:32 Lily: What do you mean? They're ours.

1:47:40 Marty: And I know you have that peanut, and I know that Felix was using that to get all them toys marching to the beat his drum. You see Minetta looks at him and says,

1:47:46 Minetta: Yeah, yeah, we know. You see, he goes,

1:47:50 Marty: But listen, you got everything you need. So we just, we just gone go ahead and you go back and you got the quarters and you have every, all your dreams come true and we'll call it there.

1:48:02 Car-Go: Who's we?

1:48:07 Marty: Me and the, and the, you know, the fellas that worked for Felix.

1:48:12 Car-Go: Don't nobody work for Felix no more.

1:48:15 Marty: Well, there's a, there's just that there's a lot of stewards like Felix that are, you know, in other houses. And that had been kind of working with him and doing stuff like that. And you know, I mean, I can, I can name names, but you know, bad people and, and they're gonna want someone to do business with. So…

1:48:33 Boomer: You know, best business person I know is, you know, sitting right over here. I mean, she's a fount of wisdom. I mean, she knows all about the business. She's well-connected, everybody likes her. I think as you are transitioning your industry, this would be a great person to teach you how to do it.

1:48:56 Rick: Just tried to wrap it up in about two months, eh?

1:48:59 Brennan: I see that you guys laugh and Marty's like,

1:49:02 Marty: I don't get it. Look, the important thing is this, I just, I just want you all to know that we can, you got what you needed. Y'all don't have any business being in the house. Let the stewards do what the stewards do. Y'all go on your way and have a great rest of your life.

1:49:19 Griffin: I lift him up out of the seat of the car. Do I need to roll for that?

1:49:24 Brennan: You do not need to roll for that.

1:49:25 Griffin: Okay I say,

1:49:25 Bean: You're done deciding who gets to be in the house, bud.

1:49:28 Lily: I sh- no.

1:49:30 Marty: I, I, I.

1:49:30 Brennan: As you hold him out you hear a little click and in a hidden compartment underneath here, walking out from where Felix's throne was, Dantes emerges.

1:49:48 Jess: Yes!

1:49:48 Lily: Dantes!

1:49:50 Travis: Wait, hold on.

1:49:50 Griffin: Well, well, well.

1:49:52 Clint: Wait a minute.

1:49:52 Brennan: Dantes emerges with a little, one of Felix's little camera, recorder, cell phone things and says,

1:49:56 Dantes: I'd say you're done just hiding much of anything at all. Click. It's all been recorded. And I do apologize if I've got you feeling a little, jumpy? Grass coppers. All cheering “yes” and “grass coppers” over and over again.

1:50:17 Griffin: I turn him over to the, I say,

1:50:17 Bean: Book him?

1:50:21 Brennan: And he says,

1:50:21 Grass Copper: fuck yeah, bro. I knew you--

1:50:21 Bean: I fucking knew it, man!

1:50:23 Grass Copper: I fucking knew it, dude. We fucking got it, we got Marty Flick up here, guys. Let's fucking bounce. What's up?

1:50:30 Travis: Yay!

1:50:35 Brennan: Freeze frame, and it is a golden afternoon. The Labor Day party barbecue of all Labor Day party barbecues is underway. The Littles are so excited. They've got an incredible spread out. No peanuts at all. It's a barbecue for the ages. You see that Susan, as people are starting to like, the sun's setting, this beautiful golden light everywhere,  you see that she looks around and says,

1:51:14 Susan Little: You sure no one wants to take it? Nobody. You gotta be kidding please, everyone grab boxes, grab cupcakes. My god, we can't have all this- we don't have room in the fridge. She goes,

1:51:23 Susan Little: I hate to throw something like this away, but we just don't have the space for it. She takes, I mean, they had so many guests, so she thought she was buying what they would use, but you know, sometimes it doesn't all get eaten and she walks over and on a heap piled high of compost, a whole watermelon is dropped right on top of the heap. With all the foods scattered outdoors on this beautiful, beautiful day, describe to me where you guys are and what you're doing. You see Susan walks back, you see that Dylan looks out and says,

1:52:02 Dylan: Mom, can I have just like a little candy, something? She's like,

1:52:07 Susan Little: Dylan, you know we don't like you having those processed sugars. That's rule number one. No processed sugars, no candy. You know, an apple is very sweet too. It's nature's candy. So, something to think about. You see, he says,

1:52:21 Dylan: I just, I went back to school, I should have one candy bar. You see that he sort of mopes off. It's, it's a beautiful, a wonderful day in the yard. Where do you guys think you're enjoying your victory champagne?

1:52:38 Griffin: I'm sitting with Master Buttons and just eatin' some Cheeto and I say,

1:52:44 Bean: I know we're supposed to swear off processed foods, but they are on to something at the Eeto Corporation.

1:52:54 Brennan: You see Master Buttons says,

1:52:54 Master Buttons: You know, I'll tell you what Bean, I'd always saw these as forbidden foods, but I guess the forbidden fruit is sweeter 'cause these giant cheese puffs, they are something else.

1:53:14 Griffin: I say,

1:53:14 Bean: I think that our, maybe our diet needs to change with our surroundings. Because we're having this conversation on the window sill of Max's room looking down at the heap while the rest of the Heapers who used to live down there, are making their new home in a new heap, which is all the trash that is in Max's room.

1:53:37 Brennan: A caravan of partying, little moochers carrying their belongings on their back. Heapers, Tik Teks, all scale over. You see that Max is listen to incredible loud music just hunched over his computer. No idea of the little convoy of these moochers moving into the house. You see the Tik Teks and Heapers embracing and partying and having a great old time. And what's Ti up to in this big move into the house.

1:54:09 Lily: I met, I'm giving my parents are hug.

1:54:13 Brennan: You see, they're giving you, say,

1:54:13 Ti’s Parents: Ti, we are so proud of you. Everything you did was completely unacceptable. And I mean, murder and grand larceny.

1:54:29 Ti: I saw some things, I've got a taste of something and now I want a full meal of it. All laughing.

1:54:36 Brennan: You see, they go:

1:54:36 Ti’s Parents: God, you're so amazing. And we are so deeply, deeply concerned. They ruffle your hair. You see an endless room full of crumbs. Old half-finished bags of popcorn, whole entire pizza crusts, the bounty of a filthy teenagers room. Everything a moocher could ever want.

1:55:01 Lily: Is Trey mushroom there, Trey fungus there.

1:55:03 Travis: Oh, Fun Gus.

1:55:04 Brennan: Fun Gus comes over, he goes, you see he walks along and goes,

1:55:04 Gus: All right, it is damp as hell in here. What's going on? Comes along in, you see a small community of stewards comes out and you see that they unfurl a little sort of formal banner. It's not decorated too prettily, but you see it just a little formal, welcome to the neighborhood. And you see, they come over and they someone says,

1:55:34 Steward: [extremely pompous voice] On behalf of the stewards of number four Thimblelane, I'd like to extend welcome to the neighborhood and the most heartfelt apology. We had no idea that a criminal mastermind was murdering all kinds of people. Huge, huge upsetting news and I for one, am appalled. I hate to think about their behavior happening inside the house. In any case I hope you enjoy the accoutrement here in the house. Welcome, if you need anything at all. I hope you find it. And you see that they nod curtly.

1:56:18 Lily: I go:

1:56:18 Ti: We're all bitty folks.

1:56:21 Brennan: Your parents look at you and Gyro looks at you and they go:

1:56:23 Ti’s Parents: [very intensely] Yeah, we're all bitty folk. We hope that if you need anything, you come and ask politely for it, because we're neighbors now and that's what neighbors do. And you see that the stewards nod. And say,

1:56:37 Steward: Of course, my apologies, if you need anything at all, come ask us and we'll be glad to help. And you see that they scurry away. You see that Gyro pats you on the back, Master Buttons goes,

1:56:48 Master Buttons: Young one. Hell yeah.

1:56:51 Ti: Hell yeah.

1:56:54 Bean: Hell yeah.

1:56:54 All: Hell yeah.

1:56:56 Brennan: A utopia is born that day here in the house. Tik Teks and heapers are living side by side. And you see that a little flag is placed on top of the watermelon in the heap to commemorate what once was there and a point of pilgrimage for any moocher to travel to, to meditate atop the mountain and dwell on the deeds of the heroes of watermelon monks and Tech experts past. What's everybody else doing on this beautiful day. This side of the table?

1:57:35 Justin: You're good.

1:57:35 Clint: Okay. Boomer is in the black box theater and he's addressing, there's actually people in the seats and he steps up on the little stage area and says,

1:57:50 Boomer: Thank you all for being here. You know, I thank you for your interest in my new upcoming musical that I've been workshopping over the last day or so. And of course I can finance most of it myself now, but you know, it's always good to have financial support and to kind of show you what it is you're going to be doing. I have worked up one of the songs from the musical. I'd like to share it with you.

1:58:24 Travis: And then the whole place burns down.

1:58:26 Griffin: Do you have lyrics written down? Clint begins to sing. ♪ Tiny Heist, I think we just pulled off Tiny Heist ♪ ♪ We stole ourselves a big ass roll ♪ ♪ Of quarters, from little hoarders, ♪ ♪ From bugs and fairies and mice ♪ ♪ We took a peanut ♪ ♪ We all got free, but it's time for us ♪ ♪ To wrap up the tiny heist ♪ (applauding)

1:58:51 Jess: Yes!

1:58:53 Clint: Scene.

1:58:54 Griffin: Somebody, somebody in the audience yells, “did he just say they got free butt?” (laughing)

1:59:01 Travis: “I have to pay for my butt.”

1:59:03 Clint: We're workshopping, we're workshopping.

1:59:03 Travis: “How come he gets free butt?”

1:59:08 Jess: Oh my Gosh.

1:59:10 Brennan: The crowd erupts into applause. You see that a bunch of these bugs come over, they've got like crazy tattoos of like thorns and thumbtacks and stuff. You see that one of these guys comes over, he's this huge fucking like cockroach guy, he comes over and goes,

1:59:26 Ruffian looking bug: [Hey man, I was really picking up on when you were putting down out there. I just got out of the slammer a couple of days ago and I'm kind of looking to like get on the straight and narrow. Do you teach acting classes or do you offer, I don't know, any advice programming you're holding auditions recently?

1:59:47 Boomer: Does a mouse shit in the floorboard?

1:59:47 Ruffian looking bug: [excited] That's my guy right there, man. : You're in pal. We've got alright, we've got observation class on Mondays, We've got (mumbles)

1:59:58 Travis: Fade out.

2:00:05 Griffin: Star wipe.

2:00:05 Brennan: You fade from there. You, the quarters have financed a moocher utopia, a brand new black box theater. And what's Agnes doing with her roll of quarters?

2:00:23 Jess: I think Agnes gave her roll of quarters to the team. She said:

2:00:28 Agnes: You guys can have mine. It wasn't what it was about for me. And I think the last we see of her, she's at a slot machine and Scoop brings her a little cup of battery acid and she takes a sip, and then she takes as a smoke of her cigarette and then she pulls, and she hits jackpot and she smiles and dies. Oh, nice.

2:00:53 Travis: Oh.

2:00:55 Brennan: A flurry of gold and beads and glitter erupts from the slot machine. And in a last puff of sparks and ash, that's smells of nicotine and cigarette smoke. Agnes leaves this mortal plane and is survived by a legend that will never fade.

2:01:19 Jess: Hell yeah.

2:01:20 Brennan: Hell yeah.

2:01:21 Travis: May I go next?

2:01:23 Brennan: Yes. Absolutely.

2:01:24 Travis: So I would like to now have a flashback scene.

2:01:27 Brennan: Yeah.

2:01:28 Travis: Back to when Car-Go was first pulled out of the drainage ditch by Agnes and by Rick. At this point, it's just Rick and Car-Go talking and Car-Go is reaching the end of the real plan that they're not going to reveal to any of the others just in case. And he says,

2:01:46 Car-Go: Yeah so that's when you turn in to Digginsaurus Rex, you throw the bomb. And then our grease will use the flamethrower to set off the bomb. That will explode. That'll knock everyone down. And then we'll all get to the car. The air conditioner will kick in of course. So we'll pull down the side. We'll have a lot of emotional moments. And then that's when then we got them, 'cause they're gonna chase us and we're just gonna murder the shit out of all of them. And then I'm gonna transform while Felix is inside me

2:02:19 Rick: Okay.

2:02:23 Car-Go: But don't pass that on to any of the other members. Just in case. And then we'll have the quarters and you know, you all can use them to buy yourselves a better life or, you know, get yourself a big score or a one last prize whatever you all wanna do. And I'll take the quarters and I'll do what I'm gonna do.

2:02:48 Rick: And what is that?

2:02:50 Car-Go: Same thing I've always done, make my kid happy.

2:02:54 Travis: And so then we cut to Dylan walking inside of his tent and he finds three candy bars laid out on the floor and a little bolt, a little station wagon sitting next to them.

2:03:06 Brennan: Dylan walks in sad and mopey from the Labor Day barbecue, walks in.

2:03:10 Dylan: I never get to- [large gasp] Three candy bars? And my Car-mo-bot's back.

2:03:20 Brennan: And he picks you up. You see that he scoops up all three candy bars, looks at you and transforms you out of the station wagon into Car-Go Jones. Looks at you in his hand and he goes,

2:03:35 Dylan: You're a real toy?

2:03:38 Brennan: And he he rushes out of his little tent and he yells into the window of Max's room, and yells:

2:03:41 Dylan: Max, Max, Max!

2:03:44 Brennan: Max takes a head phone out. All the moochers like--

2:03:49 Bean: [whisper-yelling] Shut the fuck up!

2:03:53 Brennan: He goes,

2:03:53 Max: What?

2:03:53 Brennan: And he says,

2:03:53 Dylan: What's the name of this car-mo-bot again?

2:03:58 Brennan: And he says, you see that Max looks out, sort of like grumpy and teenager and he looks out and sees him and he goes,

2:04:06 Max: Oh, that's, his name's Car-Go Jones. That's Car-Go Jones.

2:04:13 Brennan: And you see that he says,

2:04:13 Dylan: Car-Go Jones bought me three candy bars.

2:04:18 Brennan: Max, surly teenager that he is, looks at it and you see his face softens and he goes,

2:04:26 Max: That's just the kind of car-mo-bot he is. I'm glad he got those for you, I won't tell Mom.

2:04:32 Brennan: And he puts the headphone back on. Dylan recounts all the events of his school, of what he's looking forward to in that next year of school to you as he powers through every single one of the three candy bars in short order, runs around the tent like 20 times in a row and passes out in a sugar crash holding you in his little kid hand in his tent.

2:04:53 Travis: And I think one last little bit, we see Car-Go say,

2:04:55 Car-Go: And you know Rick, if you ever want to, there's always a room in the kid's room for you.

2:05:04 Rick: Yes, yes, I'm aware. Don't, don't try to spoonfeed me any conclusions though, okay? This fucking plan goes as well as it hopes, I don't really care where I end up.

2:05:18 Brennan: What does Rick do?

2:05:19 Justin: Dylan is, had his sugar binge and just falling asleep and it's later in the evening the adults don't wanna wake him yet. They're trying to clean up before they wake him up and suddenly Dylan feels a little poke of little feet on his face and a giant eye opens and Dylan sees a man in a tuxedo with a space helmet on and dinosaur legs and a cape, and the little man takes a drag off a cigarette and says,

2:05:55 Rick: Good morning, you little shit. Let's get weird. All laughing.

2:06:01 Brennan: He, he-- We're gonna call it there. (laughing)

2:06:17 Brennan: Guys this has been Tiny Heist. Thank you so much for watching. (applauding)

2:06:22 Brennan: And we'll see you next time. Take care.

2:06:25 All: Bye. (upbeat music) Transcribed by Matthew Edited and formatted by Socks and gluegunshots