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Player characters · first: TH E1

Bean

Bean is a young outdoors bitty folk and a monk, played by Griffin, who wears a banana-peel part as a robe TH E1·00:05:08 TH E1·00:05:31. He is a member of the heapers, a tribe of moochers living in the compost heap in the backyard of #4, whose world has been turned upside down and whose watermelon temple, where he trained, was destroyed TH E1·00:05:13 TH E1·00:06:11. While he crushes Ritz cracker crumbs into powder for his people, the young boy Dylan finds him, and Bean learns that this human can understand his voice TH E1·00:09:39 TH E1·00:11:47. He introduces himself as Bean and asks Dylan not to smash them TH E1·00:16:02.

Bean is a monk moocher of the heapers, trained at the watermelon temple, and Master Buttons calls him her "big special boy" TH E1·01:57:01 TH E1·01:04:15. He joins the job reluctantly, saying "I don't wanna hurt anybody." TH E1·01:43:08. At Shoeby's in TH_02 he attacks a spigot with his Q-tip and then spends ki on Flurry of Blows, and later Brennan says a true monk of the watermelon temple can feel the hearts of their allies as Bean reaches TI under the Darkness TH E2·00:37:13 TH E2·00:38:08 TH E2·01:37:16. In TH_03 he centres himself at the Heap, where Master Buttons appears, and he asks her about the names Raindrop and Snow Pea TH E3·01:21:42 TH E3·01:24:05.

In TH_04 Bean rides in a crate and says "I'm in the zone." TH E4·00:06:46 He takes the vault key from Boomer through an air hole in the crate, and casts Silence when he bursts out TH E4·01:35:10 TH E4·01:42:15. He and Boomer attack a guard named Bubs, and Brennan says the guard "hits the deck completely unconscious" TH E4·01:44:36. He ends the episode hanging by a thread on a pedestal, holding an incredibly heavy object TH E4·02:04:55. In TH_05 he opens the vault with the key while Ti calls the code, then rolls the roll of quarters out with his Q-tip as a lever and throws a lit match into the vault before it seals TH E5·00:29:34 TH E5·00:52:57 TH E5·00:54:52. He spots the peanut, scoops it, smashes through a window and lands on the getaway vehicle TH E5·01:14:50 TH E5·01:37:35 TH E5·01:39:24. Brennan says the server's information showed that Felix cut off the food to the TIk-Teks and mulched the compost heap TH E5·01:10:49.

In TH_06 Bean says Felix has some sort of control over the big bearded man who scooped his home up TH E6·00:17:04 and that the plan has turned into "a murder pact, which we maybe didn't all sign on for" TH E6·00:20:11. He throws his banana-peel robe in front of a pursuing vehicle, catches Tony Manchego's bead with Deflect Missiles and throws it back so that the cricket driver is unconscious behind the wheel, and kicks Tony out of the vehicle TH E6·00:39:35 TH E6·01:04:59 TH E6·01:11:00. Felix cuts him, but Bean pulls Felix into Car-Go Jones's cabin, buckles his seatbelt and tucks and rolls out, and Car-Go transforms with Felix inside TH E6·01:34:10 TH E6·01:38:52 TH E6·01:40:47. He calls Marty "Tap" and lifts him out of the seat TH E6·01:47:19 TH E6·01:49:19. In the epilogue he eats Cheetos with Master Buttons on the window sill of Max's room while the heapers move into the house TH E6·01:52:38 TH E6·01:53:37.

Character sheet — Tiny Heist

Tiny Heist sheet of Bean (played by Griffin). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.

Race
Moocher TH E1·00:05:44—
Class
Monk TH E1·00:05:44—
Subclass
Way of Shadow TH E1·01:57:01—
AC
18 TH E5·01:19:27—
Speed
50 TH E2·00:14:18—
Spell save DC
15 TH E6·00:40:45—

Skills

Saving throws

Features

  • Q-tip — Weapon of choice, a Q-tip, used to attack the spigot. TH E2·00:37:13
  • Q-tip attack — Attack total 11 = 4 + 7 (Griffin: "That's 4+7, so that's an 11"), so +7 to hit. TH E2·00:38:08
  • Flurry of Blows — Spends ki ("some of my inner calm, some of my ki") to activate Flurry of Blows and makes two unarmed attacks; unarmed damage is "one D4+5" (rolled 8). TH E2·00:38:08 TH E2·00:38:51 TH E2·00:39:02
  • Ki points — Griffin: "I have two more ki points. Oh no, three more" before spending one on Step of the Wind. TH E2·01:00:33
  • Step of the Wind — Spends one ki point as a bonus action to Dash; "my jump distance is doubled for the turn." TH E2·01:00:33
  • Step of the Wind — Griffin later says "I have 150 moves". TH E2·01:02:27
  • Mobile — "Because I am Mobile, I ignore opportunity attacks from any creature I attack during a turn." TH E5·01:37:06
  • Ki running low — Griffin: "I have one Ki left. I can't cast anymore of my cool spells." TH E5·00:52:57
  • Q-tip attack — Griffin: "Okay so that's a 3 plus 7, 10" TH E5·01:37:02
  • Deflect Missiles — Catches Tony's thrown bead with Deflect Missiles (roll 1D10, "I got an 8, plus my Dex mod plus level", beats the 9 damage), then spends one ki point to throw it back; attack total 14. TH E6·01:03:31 TH E6·01:03:44 TH E6·01:04:22
  • Patient Defense — Spends his last ki point on Patient Defense and leaves the car with a Dodge action. TH E6·01:38:52
  • Fall damage reduction — "Because I'm a monk and I subtract 20 from fall damage" (no feature name spoken). TH E6·01:40:04
  • Q-tip damage — Griffin: "1D8 plus 5. That's 13. It's max damage." TH E6·01:09:34

Spells

  • Darkness — Spends "my last two points of ki channeling Darkness": a 15 foot radius sphere of magical darkness. TH E2·01:36:08 TH E2·01:36:22
  • Pass without trace — "I use pass without trace which lasts an hour"; Stealth 24 = 7 (die) + 7 + 10 (Griffin: "7 plus 7, 14, plus 10"). The +10 comes from the spell, not his base bonus. TH E3·01:27:01 TH E3·01:27:16
  • Darkness — Griffin: "I cast darkness again, I can just meditate later, and get those points--" TH E3·00:32:41
  • Silence — Readies an action: "an enormous sphere of Silence that no noise can escape"; he calls it "an expensive gambit." TH E4·00:37:47 TH E4·00:38:29

Items

By episode

TH E1: Big Little Crimes

  • Describes Bean: "His name is Bean" and he is "an outdoors bitty folk" — 00:04:48, 00:05:08. Wears "a banana sort of peel part as a robe" — 00:05:31
  • Member of the heapers, a moocher tribe in the backyard compost heap whose home and the watermelon temple where he trained were destroyed — 00:06:11
    • "Your tribe of moochers, the heapers, who have for, you know, a couple generations now been living in this compost heap in the backyard of #4" — 00:06:11
  • Cautious forager; breaks Ritz crumbs "into a fine, more transportable crumb powder" — 00:09:39
  • Speaks to Dylan; Dylan can hear him ("Most humans wouldn't be able to hear your voice") — 00:11:47. Tells Dylan "there's a store but it's in a trash can" — 00:12:47
  • Gets Dylan to promise not to smash them, "I'm Bean, you're not gonna, like, smash us or anything, right?" — 00:16:02
  • Is the one who brings home crackers; Master Buttons calls him her "big special boy" — 01:04:15
  • Invents the "Bean Special Cracker" with cream cheese and chive — 01:06:06
  • Joins the job reluctantly: "I don't wanna hurt anybody." — 01:43:08
  • Learns from Car-Go that Dylan is his "child"; Bean: "Well, can you really own a...?" — 01:52:18–01:52:30
  • Describes his training: "I trained in the monastic tradition of the way of shadow at the watermelon temple." — 01:57:01
  • Griffin (out of character): "I, for sure hate this fuckin' dude with a passion." — Bean's view of Felix — 01:59:06

TH E2: Chicanery at Shoeby's Casino

  • Speed 50 "because of how I've made this character" and "very dexterous" — 00:14:18; later 150 with Step of the Wind — 01:02:27
  • A monk; weapon of choice is a Q-tip, "probably not the most lethal weapon around" — 00:37:13. Uses Flurry of Blows, spending ki: "some of my inner calm, some of my ki" — 00:38:08. Has "two more ki points. Oh no, three more" and spends one on Step of the Wind — 01:00:33, then "my last two points of ki" on Darkness — 01:36:08
  • Trained by Master Buttons: "I try to remember what Master Buttons told me" — 00:38:08
  • Gets sidetracked: loses at craps, then a flip-phone Snake game "I'm immediately distracted from everything else going on in the room." — 01:04:23
  • Cheerfully befriends strangers (Dantes, Charlie): "Cool man, cool man." — 01:35:43; Brennan notes "Bean's big day! You've made a bunch of friends." — 01:04:28
  • Misses the Marty interrogation (Perception 8, hears only "something about a heap") — 00:52:33
  • Rescues TI under the Darkness: "a true monk of the watermelon temple can feel the hearts of their allies" (Brennan) — 01:37:16
  • Breaks the can's spigot and aims the spray at the two Garbanzo goons rather than Speed or Felix, so as not to alert Speed — 00:57:24

TH E3: Scheming and Scoring Fairy Dust

  • Meditates "with my eyes open, which is very upsetting for everybody" in the diner — 00:21:57
  • Offers to scout: "Let me do some recon, they ain't gonna see me." — 00:32:36. TI gives him suction feet, a dart, a sending stone, a bang snap, and a headlamp is discussed — "I have suction feet and dart, sending stone, a bang snap that you gave me" — 01:27:26
  • Befriends the drunk Trey and invites him to play "DDR Snake" with "some cop crickets" (the grasshoppers of TH_02) — 00:40:27
  • At the Heap he centres himself before a mission; Master Buttons appears; he casts pass without trace ("which lasts an hour") — 01:27:01
  • Calls Rick's pep talk unhelpful ("you are not good at this, man") but says Rick's words helped him "get centered" — 01:31:22, 01:31:54
  • Says of the job: "It's not really robbery, right, I'm not gonna keep anything" — 01:22:23

TH E4: Breaking and Entering

  • Calm in the crate: "I'm in the zone." — 00:06:46; "I don't think I'm nervous at all." — 00:07:09; says he does not "remember how to get nervous" because fear "was so removed from us in the temple" — 00:07:15
  • Imagines "the hearts of my fellow thieves, just sort of floating around in the air" — 00:06:46
  • Stays hidden in his crate most of the episode: "Cool, I continue developing bedsores inside of this cool box!" — 01:32:05
  • Readies an action: "I'm going to create an enormous sphere of Silence that no noise can escape" so that radios and alarms are nullified — 00:37:47; says it is "an expensive gambit, though" — 00:38:29; casts it when he bursts out of the crate ("Because there's no noise coming out of this hallway whatsoever. So that's Silence.") — 01:42:15
  • Takes the key from Boomer through an air hole in the crate (Sleight of Hand 19) — 01:35:10
  • With Boomer kills the vault guard Bubs (attack 23, damage 12); DM: "completely unconscious" — 01:44:36; Travis: "This is the first time you've ever killed someone." — 01:45:06 (the players' words, not a DM statement of death)
  • While Silence is up he cannot speak into the stones (mimes "Shit!") — 01:46:25; waves Silence off so no passer-by hears an odd silent corridor — 01:59:15
  • Asks Boomer to throw him over the lasers: "I'm pretty flingable." — 02:01:39; ends balancing on a pedestal holding a button — 02:04:19
  • Says he gets a "plus 10" on Stealth but Acrobatics has only "a plus 9" — 02:00:36, 02:02:48

TH E5: Fighting with Fire

  • Starts the episode balanced on a pedestal holding the button: "I've been there for a week." — 00:01:51
  • First nervousness in a long time: "I think this is the first time that I get a little nervous." — 00:24:19; the long refuge is "becoming a sort of hermit inside the Watermelon Temple" — 00:24:30
  • Spends Ki on Step of the Wind, which "doubles my jump distance" and drops the DC of the button jump from 25 to 20 — 00:25:04, 00:26:04; has "one Ki left" later — 00:52:57
  • Uses Boomer's Help, rolls first "an 8. Plus 9 which is 17" then, in the box of doom, Brennan says "That's a 14" (the die; total unspoken) — 00:26:27, 00:26:48; kicks the button back on its pedestal and alights on the ladder — 00:27:01
  • Unlocks the vault with the key and the code from Ti; also does the laser code as a free object interaction — 00:29:34, 00:50:53
  • Calls out the vault contents: "There is a big fork with a witch on it." — 00:30:10
  • Tries to hoist the roll of quarters, then log-rolls it with the Q-tip as lever; steers it out (Acrobatics "18!", likely the die after Brennan's "16 or higher") — 00:51:14–00:53:48
  • Throws a lit match into the vault before it seals: "I was wondering if I could drop like a lit fire inside the box as it closes. Just to burn up all of his treasure 'cause this guy sucks shit." — 00:54:32
  • Remarks that this is out of character: "I don't think that they teach you this at monk school." — 00:55:22
  • Scouts ahead, spots the peanut, remembers Dylan's allergy; rolls a natural 1 on Stealth and is seen by Tony — 01:14:20–01:18:01
  • Brennan to Bean: "Consider yourself made." — 01:29:51
  • Takes 9 damage from Tony — 01:19:32; says "I beefed it again." — 01:22:34
  • Attacks Tony with the Q-tip (3 + 7 = 10, miss) and, thanks to being Mobile, runs without opportunity attacks — 01:37:02–01:37:19
  • Scoops the peanut, smashes through the window (Athletics 22) and lands on the getaway car: "Peanuts or pretzels? Just kidding, just have the peanut. Airplane joke." — 01:39:40

TH E6: The Great Chase

  • Acrobatics with advantage ("That's a 2. Nat 20") lets him land on Car-Go; Griffin uses a suction-cup dart "to hold onto while I'm on top of it" and leaves behind a spool of dental floss — 00:04:29–00:04:48
  • Learns/states: "the big bearded man who came and scooped my home up" was controlled by Felix — 00:17:04; "This is turned into a murder pact, which we maybe didn't all sign on for." — 00:20:11
  • Readied action: slips off his half robe (the banana peel, "all that was left of my house when it got scooped up with a big shovel" — 00:41:21) and throws it in front of the ramrod car — 00:39:35; Master Buttons's voice: "Everything good and this world gets turned to dirt eventually You gotta learn to let go." — 00:42:42
  • Deflect Missiles: Tony throws a bead for 9; Bean catches it, spends one Ki point and throws it back at the cricket (the driver, not Tony) for 15 damage, knocking him unconscious ("Oh shit. Boom, and is unconscious behind the wheel") — 01:03:31–01:04:59; then a Q-tip flurry on Tony (hit, 13; crit fail on the bonus attack; 19 hit; nat 20 crit) for 32 total and a bicycle-kick finish — 01:09:21–01:11:00
  • Cut by Felix for 18 — 01:33:45; after Felix's nat 20 Bean takes 5 more ("He deals you 5 more points of damage") and is at 10 — 01:38:20–01:38:24; Bean pulls Felix into Car-Go's cabin, buckles his seatbelt ("Drive safely"), spends his last Ki on Patient Defense and rolls out; as a monk he subtracts 20 from fall damage and takes none — 01:38:41–01:40:04
  • Epilogue: eats Cheetos with Master Buttons on the window sill of Max's room — 01:52:38–01:53:37