Fighting with Fire

0:00:00 Brennan: We are here at the vault of Felix Flick.

0:00:04 Car-Go: Ti, I need your help.

0:00:06 Ti: You blow yourself up?

0:00:07 Clicko Guard: Geez, I hear you man. I got this boss, who's always barkin' down the back of my--

0:00:10 Rick: That's the worst.

0:00:10 Justin: From behind him I bury my pin in the back of his neck. (Brennan laughing)

0:00:13 Jess: Oh!

0:00:14 Agnes: Yeah we heard that you were havin' issues with Car-Go. And wanted to take care of business for you.

0:00:19 Brennan: You pop out of this crate, administrative password. You glance up from the floor.

0:00:25 Travis: (gasps) A peanut.

0:00:27 Griffin: All right, yeah, let's dance. Oh my God.

0:00:31 Jess: Oh my god.

0:00:32 Brennan: Bean, you are balancing on this pedestal. Rick, you have just spotted the code in the office. Car-Go, you are still frozen on the floor. Ti, you are alone in a locked server room. Boomer, you stare watching Bean balance. Agnes, you are pissing in a bathroom with an open door. (Jessica laughing)

0:00:55 Griffin: Everybody's shit is equally intense and cool. [END RECAP] (dramatic music)

0:01:05 Brennan: Welcome one and all to another thrilling episode of Tiny Heist. I'm your humble dungeon master Brennan Lee Mulligan. With me as always are our tiny thieves. Say hello tiny thieves.

0:01:14 All: Hello tiny thieves.

0:01:16 Brennan: Oh boy, you know exactly where we left off, in the midst of a daring heist. The first ever episode of Dimension 20 where we have seen a battle span multiple episodes.

0:01:27 Griffin: You make it sound like a cool thing and not like we kept fucking up so bad. (group laughing)

0:01:30 Lily: No, we did good.

0:01:32 Griffin: Yeah we all equally did the same amount of good. And we all clutched it where it mattered when our role came into play. And that's the most important thing to remember.

0:01:40 Lily: Yes.

0:01:41 Brennan: We are going to start. Literally the entire life or death of the heist hanging in the balance, as you wobble on the pedestal holding onto this giant button. We are going to--

0:01:51 Griffin: I've been there for a week.

0:01:52 Brennan: You've been there for a week hanging in mid-air. And we're actually gonna go ahead and start the next in the order are our friends the guards. These two guys walk back into the sort of break room over here. And keep hangin' out in the guards break room.

0:02:15 Travis: That break room is poppin' off.

0:02:17 Griffin: Yeah it's gettin' wild in there.

0:02:18 Travis: The cake, yeah it's a cake you're right it's a birthday party.

0:02:22 Lily: Agnes just in the shitter.

0:02:24 Travis: Wait, is she still peeing? It's been a week.

0:02:27 Griffin: Yeah she's also doing a DJ set in there that's really.

0:02:30 Brennan: And actually Chuck calls out--

0:02:31 Travis: Still the ones and twos.

0:02:32 Brennan: Chuck calls out one of these guys heads over to go close the gate over here. So one guys gonna and we're gonna close the gate.

0:02:41 Lily: Oh yeah we just left that open for a while.

0:02:43 Brennan: Agnes you just got to the bathroom on your last turn I believe, correct?

0:02:48 Jess: Yeah.

0:02:49 Brennan: Yes, that's correct. You see that, yeah, that's the guards. Car-Go that's your turn.

0:02:57 Travis: So I would like to make a luck roll which we haven't done yet. Well, at least for us. Because we know that the two brothers were Tip and Tap. But we don't know which one's which. And I would like to roll to see if I guess which one he is correctly.

0:03:19 Brennan: Whoo.

0:03:20 Griffin: That's a heady roll.

0:03:21 Lily: [whispering] Yeah.

0:03:21 Travis: Yeah.

0:03:23 Brennan: So you--

0:03:24 Travis: I wanna know what his real name is. And it's a 50/50 shot.

0:03:28 Brennan: You do have two names. He is one or the other. I will go ahead and say this is, well, let me ask you this way. Are you planning on saying one of these names? Travis nods.

0:03:50 Brennan: Okay.

0:03:51 Jess: Oh my God.

0:03:52 Griffin: Why do you have to roll for that?

0:03:53 Lily: Yeah.

0:03:54 Travis: Because I wanna get it right.

0:03:57 Brennan: Here's the thing is that you're, how would your character know he had gotten it right?

0:04:00 Travis: See, that's why I said luck.

0:04:01 Brennan: Gotcha.

0:04:02 Travis: Like, if I roll then I will know his, then I will get it correct.

0:04:07 Brennan: Okay so you want to, in other words you want your character to have certainty before he says it. 'Cause that's not a luck check. That's you doing some mentat mind magic stuff. Which I will absolutely allow.

0:04:18 Travis: Well, see, no, that's why I was saying Travis the player wants to roll not Car-Go.

0:04:22 Brennan: Gotcha.

0:04:22 Travis: All right then. Okay but if I get the name right, yeah, I'll then it, okay, then it'll be cool.

0:04:31 Justin: Hey, I wanna blow this out a little bit 'cause it's an interesting thought experiment. You picking one of the names and saying what are they Tip or Tap?

0:04:41 Brennan: Tip and Tap, yeah.

0:04:42 Justin: Tip or Tap has a 50/50 probability of being right.

0:04:45 Travis: Yeah.

0:04:46 Justin: You rolling the die also has a 50/50--

0:04:49 Travis: That's true.

0:04:49 Justin: Probability of being right.

0:04:51 Griffin: Just say a name dog.

0:04:52 Justin: It's irrelevant.

0:04:53 Travis: All right.

0:04:54 Lily: I would just go, Tip, Tap, Tip, Tap.

0:04:57 Travis: I'll just go which one I think.

0:04:58 Justin: Just go Toop.

0:04:59 Griffin: Go [fake sneezes sounding like a mix of the two names]. (Jessica laughing)

0:05:01 Travis: Okay you know what--

0:05:02 Clint: Yeah but he'll react to either one won't he?

0:05:04 Travis: Well, I'll still get that.

0:05:05 Lily: This is also us acting as if him guessing the name correctly is going to shock and awe.

0:05:10 Griffin: Yeah. I want this scene to go, Tip, he's like, “That's not my name.” And you go [mimics setting of the detonator for Car-go’s chest bombs and makes explosion sound] (group laughing)

0:05:16 Lily: Kill yourself.

0:05:17 Travis: All right so Car-Go stands up. (Lily gasping)

0:05:20 Justin: Aw, geez.

0:05:20 Lily: Fuck, my ass. Wait, why?

0:05:23 Travis: And says:

0:05:23 Car-Go: You're a long way from the heap, Tap.

0:05:30 Justin: Brennan's gotta roll to see if he (laughs)

0:05:31 Griffin: Tip or Tap is. (group laughing)

0:05:36 Clint: One through ten.

0:05:36 Griffin: Just leave that on the fucking table at this point.

0:05:38 Lily: 'Cause sometimes you roll in there and then you don't show us. Are we allowed to be looking.

0:05:40 Griffin: That's the whole point.

0:05:42 Lily: Are we allowed to be looking?

0:05:43 Brennan: The audience will always see just maybe sometimes you guys won't.

0:05:46 Lily: How does the audience see?

0:05:50 Felix: My name's Tip you dumb piece of shit!

0:05:53 Brennan: He leaps across the room for you.

0:05:56 Car-Go: Stop.

0:05:58 Justin: Hammer time.

0:06:02 Brennan: He looks at your chest, stops. The other steward is in there, stopped. What does Car-Go do?

0:06:10 Car-Go: Don't move a muscle you piece of shit.

0:06:14 Griffin: [whispering] Car-Go cussed.

0:06:15 Car-Go: Listen.

0:06:16 Clint: He used the same phrase that he just used.

0:06:18 Car-Go: Kid's in danger that was enough for me to kill you. But then you threatened my friends, everyone, everyone as far as I can tell. You're not walkin' outta here alive. And this room ain't stayin' intact Take one more step. I'll blow up your vault.

0:06:38 Griffin: If you hurt Dantes I am honor bound to kill you. (group laughing)

0:06:41 Travis: I understand.

0:06:43 Griffin: Okay.

0:06:43 Clint: So who's in that room?

0:06:44 Car-Go: So sit back down.

0:06:45 Lily: How does Dantes react to this?

0:06:47 Brennan: You see Dantes goes:

0:06:49 Dantes: This was the plan all along I'm afraid. Seems while the cat's away the turtle plays.

0:06:59 Lily: [whispering] What?

0:07:00 Brennan: He's completely mystified by what you're doing but is just playing along like he knows what's going on.

0:07:03 Jess: Oh, okay. I thought  there was a turn--

0:07:04 Griffin: Dantes is ready to die.

0:07:04 Lily: He'll never turn.

0:07:09 Justin: Did you- sorry, now did you just tell  Felix that he is going to die but also sit down?

0:07:14 Travis: Yeah. No I said I'm gonna blow up the vault if he moves.

0:07:21 Brennan: Gotcha. Go ahead actually and make an Intimidation check with advantage for me.

0:07:27 Travis: I'm usin' this one. That's a 7. Plus a 4, that's an 11. Oh no. That's yeah I think 11 is the best I'm gonna do then.

0:07:42 Brennan: 11 okay. You've got the bomb in your chest. You see he says:

0:07:48 Felix: Car-Go you got my attention. I'm nothing if not a reasonable man. You want me dead. I want you dead. How do we make both of us happy?

0:08:07 Car-Go: That's a damn good question.

0:08:10 Brennan: And that's where we're gonna leave your turn with Dantes and the other steward in the room. You are standing--

0:08:16 Griffin: Let's just jump man, let's jump together hand in hand.

0:08:19 Lily: Thelma and Louise.

0:08:22 Brennan: Great.

0:08:24 Griffin: Is it?

0:08:25 Brennan: Well here's the other issue. You standing up, I'm going to- because you were using the camera to look into the office there's a chance that it was not focused or that it was focused in and wouldn't have caught Car-Go standing up. Otherwise it, they, the people on surveillance--

0:08:53 Griffin: That's the ball game.

0:08:54 Brennan: That's the ball game right there.

0:08:55 Lily: Yeah. Do I roll to check that?

0:08:58 Brennan: Yes you're gonna roll a Tech check right now. We're gonna call a DC 20 Tech check to see if you had the camera focused a way that they couldn't see Car-Go.

0:09:11 Lily: So roll again.

0:09:15 Griffin: Oh fuck me.

0:09:15 Lily: No.

0:09:17 Brennan: Cool.

0:09:18 Lily: But is it my turn yet?

0:09:20 Brennan: It is not your turn yet. That's Car-Go's turn. Minetta is, oh go ahead and give me a Perception check here Rick.

0:09:35 Griffin: Just leave 'em out.

0:09:36 Justin: Yeah I don't know why I keep puttin' 'em away. 8.

0:09:42 Brennan: 8. Okay.

0:09:43 Griffin: Can we have more luck points please? (Brennan laughing) Please Daddy Brennan.

0:09:45 Lily: Daddy!

0:09:46 Griffin: Daddy Brennan please more luck points.

0:09:47 Lily: Daddy Brennan we need more luck.

0:09:50 Travis: I make my own luck.

0:09:51 Brennan: Agnes, that's gonna be you.

0:09:51 Travis: No I don't.

0:09:53 Jess: Okay so has anything been said over the rock walkie talkies? That like Car-Go's been seen or--

0:10:02 Brennan: Ti, yeah Ti you can say that the camera just caught Car-Go standing up.

0:10:06 Lily: Yeah.

0:10:07 Jess: And then does anyone in the break room know that? Or they're all just chillin' in the break room. No one's in the or just a couple a people are in the surveillance room?

0:10:17 Brennan: There's a few people in the surveillance room. The people in the surveillance room number one have walkie talkies.

0:10:25 Jess: So they can get to everybody in the break room?

0:10:27 Brennan: They can get to everybody in the break room.

0:10:29 Jess: Fuck.

0:10:29 Griffin: Does he have a bad guy walkie talkie since he stole the body of--

0:10:33 Justin: Yeah, I mean.

0:10:34 Brennan: You have a bad guy walkie-talkie.

0:10:34 Justin: Yeah

0:10:34 Brennan: Yeah.

0:10:35 Griffin: Okay.

0:10:35 Brennan: Absolutely.

0:10:36 Travis: And you know what Boomer probably has one too.

0:10:39 Brennan: Boomer has a baddie surveillance. You've got a- you're on the bad guy channel.

0:10:44 Travis: Also guys I didn't wanna stand up. Car-Go stood up.

0:10:47 Griffin: Yeah sure.

0:10:48 Travis: I didn't want to.

0:10:48 Griffin: Yeah.

0:10:50 Travis: It's a morality, I, Travis the player, didn't wanna do any of it.

0:10:53 Griffin: I didn't wanna eat shit on the lasers. (Brennan laughing) Bean wanted to.

0:10:56 Lily: Yeah.

0:10:57 Jess: Is there any way over the walkie talkie that I could kinda say:

0:11:00 Agnes: Can I get outta this room and then you lock these doors so they can't get out?

0:11:09 Lily: Yeah you can tell me that.

0:11:10 Jess: Yeah. So if I'm like:

0:11:11 Agnes: Look, I have once chance. I'm gonna try to dart outta this room. And then you lock both the doors to these.

0:11:18 Lily: I can lock maybe one door at a time depending on what Brennan lets me do.

0:11:22 Travis: Yeah but there's the door outta security--

0:11:22 Jess: There's more baddies in that one. I would block that one.

0:11:23 Lily: Yeah.

0:11:24 Jess: And then if I don't make it out just block it anyway.

0:11:26 Travis: If you don't close this one there's no way out of there right?

0:11:27 Lily: No you'll make it out.

0:11:28 Jess: Okay.

0:11:28 Lily: You're just walking.

0:11:31 Jess: But I've had an escort with me the whole time.

0:11:34 Lily: Okay.

0:11:34 Jess: At least he'll come. But yeah even if me and my escort leave.

0:11:36 Lily: I can lock that door.

0:11:36 Jess: Okay. So then do I even need to roll for that? Would I just say: Okay, I'm all done, lets go back.

0:11:42 Brennan: Yeah you can just walk out with Tony Manchego and head down.

0:11:45 Lily: Do you wipe or not wipe.

0:11:46 Jess: So I say (laughs) don't wipe. Don't wipe.

0:11:48 Travis: Roll to wipe.

0:11:49 Clint: Tony's with her?

0:11:51 Griffin: Don't waste your 20.

0:11:52 Brennan: Tony is with Agnes.

0:11:53 Jess: 16.

0:11:53 Travis: Okay you wipe.

0:11:55 Jess: Yeah there's a bidet.

0:11:56 Travis: Yeah, you rolled for wiping.

0:11:57 Brennan: There's a little bidet. They have a bidet in a bad guy henchman break room which is honestly--

0:12:01 Travis: And then it heals you for two points. (Jessica laughing)

0:12:03 Griffin: The bidet is made out of a little super soaker.

0:12:04 Travis: Yeah.

0:12:04 Brennan: Yes.

0:12:05 Griffin: You have to pump it yourself.

0:12:06 Brennan: Yeah exactly. The bidet is made out of one of those little what are like the little like ear drop things.

0:12:11 Lily: Oh yeah.

0:12:12 Griffin: It's a super soaker. There's a sign hanging up that says: Don't pump it more than three times, you will be launched through the roof of the house.

0:12:18 Jess: Which maybe would help me right now.

0:12:19 Griffin: Yeah, bye idiots. [Mimes being blasted through the roof]

0:12:22 Jess: So I'm like:

0:12:22 Agnes: So good to see you boys. I'm all done. Give that a couple seconds. All right, bye.

0:12:29 Brennan: Five, ten, fifteen, twenty.

0:12:32 Jess: And I told her to lock the door.

0:12:35 Brennan: Lovely, cool. Agnes makes it to right here. You see Rick down there. You tell her to lock the door. Cool, that's your movement and your action. Any bonus actions this turn or no?

0:12:52 Jess: Is there anybody by, I'll, I can always give a Bardic Inspiration.

0:12:57 Brennan: You can give Bardic to Rick.

0:12:59 Jess: I'm gonna give it to Rick.

0:12:59 Brennan: Cool.

0:12:59 Jess: Yeah.

0:13:00 Griffin: You steal Tony Manchego's heart medicine. (group laughing)

0:13:04 Brennan: Incredible.

0:13:04 Clint: Oh no he's mine.

0:13:05 Jess: His cholesterol medication.

0:13:05 Clint: He's mine.

0:13:07 Travis: Hey Dad right by your foot; I dropped the dice.

0:13:09 Griffin: Wow that was a good roll.

0:13:09 Clint: How did you throw it?

0:13:11 Justin: Oh careful, careful, careful.

0:13:12 Clint: And it's a nat 20.

0:13:13 Travis: Is that? Clint throws the die across the table back to Travis.

0:13:14 Griffin: Jesus.

0:13:17 Brennan: Lovely. That is going to be, Ti that is your turn.

0:13:22 Lily: Great. And I still only get one action for a turn right?

0:13:26 Brennan: Yes you only get one action per turn.

0:13:28 Lily: And these guys are about to walkie those guys?

0:13:31 Brennan: You know that they just spotted Car-Go stand up.

0:13:34 Lily: Okay 'cause I wanted to do something with this first. How many guys are there?

0:13:39 Griffin: We have that so under control.

0:13:40 Lily: One, two, three, four. How many guys are in here? Just two?

0:13:42 Brennan: Two, mm hm.

0:13:47 Lily: I lock this room down.

0:13:49 Brennan: Go ahead and give me a Tech check.

0:13:52 Lily: How much can I do when I lock the room door down? I just can lock it? I can't like fuckin' gas the room.

0:13:58 Jess: Oh my god (laughs).

0:14:00 Travis: Why would they have gas?

0:14:01 Brennan: Oh yeah his whole vault is just tons of poison gas. He's like, “In case I ever need to kill myself and everyone that works for me.”

0:14:06 Griffin: If the peanut doesn't work I have the biotoxin.

0:14:10 Travis: I value loyalty above all else.

0:14:10 Lily: It's a thing! I feel like people have panic buttons where they'll self-destruct everyone.

0:14:15 Brennan: Definitely it's within genre, yeah.

0:14:17 Jess: Whoo!

0:14:17 Lily: That's a 19.

0:14:19 Griffin: “All right. Is the child allergic to neurotoxin?”

0:14:21 Lily: That's a 6.

0:14:21 Travis: “No strangely.”

0:14:23 Lily: 19, it's 27.

0:14:25 Brennan: 27, boom. (door closing) You lock that door down. And you do it such a way that it doesn't even beep or anything. It just, that door locks and they are not even aware of it.

0:14:33 Lily: Awesome.

0:14:35 Clint: Just that door?

0:14:35 Brennan: Just that door.

0:14:37 Jess: You can only do one at a time.

0:14:38 Griffin: The good news is is now I believe the timer is irrelevant because people are gonna know that something very bad is happening as soon as they try to get through that door.

0:14:46 Lily: And also know if you set off the alarm.

0:14:49 Griffin: Aw, that's a good point.

0:14:53 Brennan: Bada boom.

0:14:54 Lily: There's only two guys out.

0:14:56 Brennan: You hear surveillance over the walkie say:

0:14:58 Surveillance Guard: We got Car-Go Jones standin' up in the boss's room. And they walkie that out. You see that this other one goes one, two, three, four, five, six.

0:15:15 Jess: [whispering] God damn I'm with this--

0:15:18 Brennan: He's about to, yeah, you see, ooh. I pulled his torso off. Travis moaning like he is the Clicko figure. Brennan begins moaning in a similar fashion.

0:15:23 Griffin: Big giant comes in.

0:15:26 Travis: Pulls him in half.

0:15:26 Griffin: Rips him in half.

0:15:28 Brennan: He's over here, swipes his key card.

0:15:30 Justin: Kills Rick.

0:15:30 Brennan: Kills Rick dead.

0:15:34 Travis: Rip.

0:15:35 Brennan: Yeah, kills Rip dead. Swings in here. Comes in yells at you:

0:15:38 Surveillance guard: Don't you move! That's surveillance.

0:15:45 Griffin: Do they have guns?

0:15:47 Brennan: No he does not have a gun.

0:15:47 Griffin: Okay.

0:15:48 Brennan: He just yells “don't you move.” Then it's gonna be Rick's turn.

0:15:56 Justin: Man, this, it got real complicated real fast. Things were goin' so good and then everything got real complicated.

0:16:05 Griffin: It was her failed bathroom roll that really-- (group laughing)

0:16:07 Clint: We've been spiraling ever since.

0:16:08 Lily: Yeah that's the one that really did us in.

0:16:10 Griffin: One fateful roll.

0:16:10 Lily: Yeah.

0:16:16 Travis: See 'cause at this point no one else knows about the plan that I have seen, right? That like this is much, at least to Car-- Just to justify my actions so you don't think I'm a crazy person.

0:16:26 Jess: Does the man--

0:16:26 Lily: I mean, I've scrolled around the room. I don't know if it means anything to me though.

0:16:31 Brennan: Yeah, well, like, you've seen his plans and stuff. I think Ti you may have seen some of the stuff in there as well.

0:16:38 Travis: Okay I'm just trying to justify so everybody doesn't think like: What the fuck is he doing? (Brennan laughing)

0:16:45 Justin: It's still Rick.

0:16:47 Brennan: It's still Rick.

0:16:49 Justin: Okay I'm gonna run in and pull my pin and grab Car-Go. And say:

0:17:00 Rick: Don't you move you son of a bitch!

0:17:02 Brennan: Great. You.

0:17:04 Rick: Boss, get outta here.

0:17:08 Brennan: You rush in, go ahead and make an Athletics check for me opposed by Car-Go's Athletics check.

0:17:16 Justin: He's probably kinda pretending right? Or is he really serious?

0:17:19 Griffin: He doesn't know that you're you. He has no earpiece. He has no way of knowing you're you.

0:17:23 Lily: He could kill you.

0:17:23 Travis: That's true.

0:17:24 Justin: Oh! [Justin excitedly points over to Travis]

0:17:26 Clint: He wouldn't recognize your face?

0:17:27 Griffin: Yeah.

0:17:29 Justin: Thieves cant.

0:17:29 Travis: Okay. (Brennan laughing)

0:17:31 Lily: Oh.

0:17:33 Brennan: Cool, he, this security just like whispers a bit of thieves cant under his breath to you quickly. Some little passcode.

0:17:44 Justin: Yeah.

0:17:46 Travis: Pineapple.

0:17:47 Brennan: Pineapple. Make an Athletics check. You can voluntarily choose to fail this if you would like.

0:17:52 Travis: Yes.

0:17:54 Justin: 13 plus 1, 14.

0:17:54 Brennan: 14. I think Car-Go--

0:17:59 Travis: I rolled a 13.

0:18:00 Griffin: Dang it.

0:18:00 Travis: So close.

0:18:01 Lily: Dang.

0:18:01 Brennan: So close. Yeah Rip pulls him in. The second you do that you see that Felix and the other guy had readied actions. This other steward leaps in and grabs you. You see that Felix leaps in and he's gonna make a Sleight of Hand check.

0:18:21 Travis: Felix is?

0:18:22 Brennan: Yeah he rolls a nat 16 and rips the detonator out a your hand.

0:18:26 Lily: [Gasping] Fuck.

0:18:26 Jess: Damn.

0:18:27 Brennan: And you see he goes:

0:18:29 Felix: Don't worry we're gonna use this real soon. (Jessica gasping)

0:18:33 Dantes: Intrigue!

0:18:38 Lily: Make Dante cum--

0:18:38 Travis: Dantes do something.

0:18:39 Griffin: Get out!

0:18:40 Lily: Make Dante cum real fast as a distraction.

0:18:44 Brennan: [In Dantes’s voice] That's exactly my skill, I already have. You see--

0:18:49 Justin: So I've got, I ran in, I grab him. And I'm telling as I'm grabbing him here's what I say to Felix:

0:18:57 Rick: Boss, he's workin' with Garbanzo, they've got Minetta, they're gettin' outta here.

0:19:02 Griffin: Oh. Shit.

0:19:04 Brennan: Give me a Deception check. This is a flat Deception check.

0:19:09 Justin: 17. (Lily gasping)

0:19:10 Griffin: Oh my God.

0:19:10 Justin: Plus 8, 25.

0:19:11 Griffin: Holy shit.

0:19:14 All: Whoo!

0:19:16 Brennan: You see he goes:

0:19:19 Felix: Floated down the river to the bugs did ya? You're gonna die just like a fuckin' bug. Get him outta here. And you see he gets on the walkie and says:

0:19:27 Felix: We got Car-Go locked up. Boys, get the cars ready!

0:19:30 Jess: Oh my God.

0:19:33 Justin: I don't know, good or bad (laughs).

0:19:35 Griffin: It's somethin'.

0:19:36 Justin: [simultaneously speaking with Brennan] It's somethin'.

0:19:36 Brennan: It's somethin' That's going to be whoo! Moves.

0:19:45 Griffin: I recognize a fuck you DM move when I see one. And that felt like a real, a real.

0:19:51 Justin: She left and got in a car. I mean, like, and I saw--

0:19:53 Griffin: No I love it it's so good.

0:19:54 Justin: I don't know, you can try it.

0:19:56 Brennan: They got Minetta and they're outta here. Well it's just saying a bunch a names that make him feel things in a quick order in an urgent tone of voice. And it's like whoo! Boomer--

0:20:04 Justin: Things couldn't be worse than (laughs) they were.

0:20:07 Lily: There's so much stuff going on now I don't know what's gonna happen.

0:20:11 Brennan: Boomer that's gonna be you.

0:20:12 Clint: How far is this?

0:20:14 Jess: [softly mumbing] Gonna stick to the plan?

0:20:16 Brennan: Yeah you see Bean like balancing on that. How far is all of this? Let me see. Well, from where to where? From you to the vault?

0:20:24 Clint: Well how far is it from--

0:20:25 Brennan: You to Bean.

0:20:25 Clint: Him to Bean?

0:20:28 Brennan: It's about you're about thirty feet away. You know, six squares away.

0:20:34 Griffin: All right.

0:20:34 Clint: Okay. He's going to try to fly over, grab Bean and carry him the rest of the way over.

0:20:45 Lily: Ooh!

0:20:46 Brennan: Okay I will say that the lasers though they are horizontal on the board do come up and down at diagonals. So there's a potential of you if you try to fly over them of like hitting those lasers or activating those lasers there. Otherwise you could just fly all the way to the vault yourself. So there's a significant risk associated with doing that. You're welcome to attempt it. But there will be an Acrobatics check.

0:21:14 Justin: I would also say we did establish in our other episode that canonically your flight speed is 10. So that would be three turns worth of flying, right?

0:21:23 Brennan: If you did a double move action you could clear 20 feet this turn.

0:21:28 Griffin: I'm going to continue the stunt on my next turn. So I don't know.

0:21:34 Justin: You can get in further. I also don't know like what would be the, I don't know what gets worse if you hit the lasers (laughs) at this point, right?

0:21:43 Griffin: Well it throws your plan off because you didn't say anything about the vault getting robbed.

0:21:46 H: That's true, that's true.

0:21:47 Lily: And then they start sending everyone towards the vault. Not that there's that many people.

0:21:50 Griffin: Right now the fiction for them is Garbanzo is trying to steal away with Minetta for Douglas, nothing about us robbing the vault, so. You could also delay until my next--

0:22:05 Clint: No I think, I'm trying to figure out what purpose he would serve. Well he's gotta carry the-- (group chattering)

0:22:15 Justin: I think there's a real-- Not to like overly. I think so far in this there has been great value to waiting. If you don't have a clear move to holding off so you can make your move when it counts.

0:22:25 Brennan: And certainly I think this has happened in stages where like Griffin was waiting for the earlier part of the fight. And that as now that it's like that stage there's like other it's like classic heist stuff. It's like ooh this happens in stages.

0:22:36 Justin: Having a beefy boy there at the door in case things do break bad, could be very helpful.

0:22:40 Lily: Yeah.

0:22:40 Clint: You know what I'll do then, I will position him partway down the hallway.

0:22:44 Brennan: Cool.

0:22:45 Clint: To intercept any trouble that comes.

0:22:47 Justin: Well what about the cam, oh the camera's fixed.

0:22:49 Brennan: Camera's fixed.

0:22:50 Clint: And on his way he stoops and picks up the pen sword just 'cause it looks cool.

0:22:56 Brennan: Yeah very cool. He grabs Bubs' pen sword, great. You head down the, your like a little bit down the hallway and kinda hangin' out here. Awesome, that's Boomer. Bean, that's you. I'm gonna tell you your situation.

0:23:11 Griffin: It's cool. It looks really good. And it feel good. It feel good to be where I is.

0:23:16 Clint: It feel good?

0:23:19 Brennan: Because of how you are balanced on the pedestal skewed, landed weird, button almost, fell in the laser, you grabbed it, you're balancing. The only way for you to adjust your balance and get this button back on the pedestal would be to back flip to the side of the room that you started on. Which would basically mean that like you've lost a turn you're starting from scratch again at the beginning.

0:23:43 Griffin: I'm not doing that.

0:23:45 Brennan: Or there is an all or nothing approach where you could attempt to basically the way your balance is working you would have to like throw the button jump, bounce off of it.

0:24:00 Griffin: Yeah. That's exactly what I was thinking of doing.

0:24:03 Justin: Wait, hold up, wait. Why does the button need to be, is there a pressure thing with the button where the button needs to be replaced? Couldn't he just drop the button on the floor?

0:24:10 Griffin: I can't jump while holding the button. So I have to do something with the button. I can't drop it on the floor 'cause it'll hit.

0:24:15 Brennan: Lasers will pick it up and it'll--

0:24:15 Griffin: Right.

0:24:15 Lily: Yeah.

0:24:17 Griffin: I was, you read my mind. (Brennan laughing)

0:24:19 Griffin: I have a thing I was also going to do to help in this some way where I think this is the first time that I get a little nervous.

0:24:27 Brennan: Yeah.

0:24:30 Griffin: In a long time since becoming a sort of hermit inside the Watermelon Temple. And I take a second while also holding, I look back and you're gone. And I'm like that's probably okay.

0:24:42 Clint: As I'm running down the hall I go:

0:24:42 Boomer: You good? Bean motions with an OK hand gesture.

0:24:47 Brennan: Actually 'cause you only did a move that could be a help action for his.

0:24:51 Justin: So, you good. (group laughing)

0:24:53 Clint: You good. (group laughing)

0:24:56 Boomer: I believe in you.

0:24:58 Justin: That's good.

0:24:59 Clint: Because of my acting abilities it really carries.

0:25:04 Griffin: I was going to, after centering myself take a deep breath just survey the situation do the math in my head of how exactly this is going to have to work. And then actually use some of my Ki to use Step of the Wind. And this is flavor but it's literally what we're talking about doing. And the only thing I think it would do to help is it doubles my jump distance. So it would make this maneuver of landing on the button and then doing a like Castlevania double jump a little bit more feasible and possible.

0:25:37 Brennan: Hell yeah. And that's gonna, I'm gonna say that doing Step of the Wind is going to significantly lower the DC of this impossible move that you're attempting to do.

0:25:46 Griffin: Okay let's try it. Do I have his help from his--

0:25:50 Brennan: You have his help.

0:25:50 Griffin: Motivational speech?

0:25:51 Brennan: So you have advantage.

0:25:52 Griffin: So this is another Acrobatics?

0:25:54 Brennan: I'm gonna get out the box of doom as you might well have imagined.

0:25:56 Griffin: Fuck the box, I'm so tired of, the box of doom makes me roll like dookie. I'm gonna roll in my comfortable life box.

0:26:02 Brennan: Roll in your comfortable life box.

0:26:03 Griffin: If this one fails I'll roll my advantage.

0:26:04 Brennan: You'll roll your second one. The DC for this I'm gonna tell you right now is lowered from this, because you're not going back the safer route to start at the beginning, the DC was 25 it gets lowered to 20 because of Step of the Wind. Your DC is 20. You have that help action from Boomer.

0:26:20 Griffin: So I just need an 11.

0:26:21 Brennan: You just need an 11.

0:26:23 Travis: We need to quit saying what we just need. We need to quit saying what we just need.

0:26:27 Griffin: That one didn't do it.

0:26:27 Justin: What was it?

0:26:27 Griffin: It was an 8. Plus 9 which is 17.

0:26:31 Justin: And now you have to roll in the box now.

0:26:33 Griffin: Now I'm in the box.

0:26:33 Lily: Oh my.

0:26:36 Clint: Geez Griffin.

0:26:38 Griffin: I don't know what's goin' on.

0:26:39 Clint: I thought you were good at this game.

0:26:41 Justin: You got this.

0:26:41 Lily: Oh my God. We shoulda gone back.

0:26:43 Boomer: I believe in you!

0:26:46 Griffin: What is it I can't see!

0:26:48 Brennan: That's a 14. (group cheering)

0:26:48 Travis: Yes!

0:26:48 Jess: Yes!

0:26:51 Boomer: You're welcome!

0:26:53 Brennan: That is a 14.

0:26:55 Lily: I can't--

0:26:56 Griffin: I'm glad I used Step of the Wind or else that would not have worked.

0:26:58 Lily: Believe it.

0:27:00 Brennan: Yeah it wouldn't a hit 25.

0:27:00 Griffin: Nope.

0:27:01 Brennan: You, Boomer, you round the corner. Bean, you toss the button in the air. Lasers. Button. Vertical through them. You leap, feel the air flutter the thick banana peels of your robe light one foot on that button. Pivot, turn, spring, corkscrew and spiral perfectly through the moving lasers and kick the button back behind you. Spiral perfectly through alight on the very top of the ladder as the button bam, lands perfectly back on the pedestal.

0:27:47 Jess: Oh my God.

0:27:49 Clint: Geez how would it have gone if you'd rolled a 20? (group laughing) I mean ice cream would have come out with sprinkles.

0:27:56 Griffin: It would have bounced around the halls like Captain America's shield and decapitated Felix.

0:27:58 Travis: Killed everyone.

0:27:58 Lily: Killed everyone.

0:28:01 Griffin: So was that just my move action?

0:28:02 Brennan: That's just your move action my guy.

0:28:04 Griffin: Great. Okay, I have the key.

0:28:09 Brennan: You have the key. You got the padlock number over the radio. And Ti has to enter in the control--

0:28:17 Lily: Would that have to be my action?

0:28:20 Brennan: I'll actually say that you can also feed that to Bean if you want that to be, you can get the code off the computer and feed it to Bean to have that be his action if you would like. But I will say--

0:28:31 Travis: Is each one of those unlocking an action or just unlocking it?

0:28:33 Brennan: I will say that the physical key is an object interaction which you can do for free but it will take your turn to do the padlock. That will be, your action is to do the padlock effectively.

0:28:44 Travis: So he could do both of those on one turn and then wait for the code from her?

0:28:49 Brennan: If you wanted to use, is Step of the Wind a bonus action or no?

0:28:53 Griffin: Step of the wind--

0:28:53 Brennan: It's just a Ki ability, right?

0:28:54 Griffin: It's just a Ki ability, yeah.

0:28:56 Brennan: I will say that you can, if you'll, Lily'll give you the number I'll let you use a bonus action.

0:29:00 Griffin: Step of the wind is a bonus action. You spend one Ki point to take the disengage or dash action as a bonus, I mean is that a--

0:29:05 Brennan: So that's your bonus action.

0:29:06 Griffin: So I do have an action action?

0:29:08 Brennan: So you do have an action action. So you can pop two a the locks.

0:29:10 Griffin: Okay I pop the two that don't require her help so that--

0:29:14 Lily: And I can give it to him as a bonus action next round?

0:29:17 Brennan: You're gonna have to on your turn do that.

0:29:19 Lily: But I get to do something else too?

0:29:22 Brennan: You the main things that are heading up here bonus action that. Oh but you still have a movement left. I'm gonna say you can grab all three locks on this turn if you need to.

0:29:31 Griffin: Okay, I'll do that.

0:29:34 Brennan: Key opens up. You put it in the padlock. Ti calls the numbers in to the electronic lock. Di di di di di di di. (electronic beeps)

0:29:42 Griffin: Do I have control over the door opening or is it a mechanical process? 'Cause I'm also worried I'm gonna fall into the lasers when the door.

0:29:49 Brennan: The door does not set the lasers off.

0:29:51 Griffin: Okay.

0:29:56 Brennan: And you can hop off. As a reaction can just hop off.

0:30:00 Travis: There's a beautiful roll of quarters in there.

0:30:02 Lily: There's super glue.

0:30:05 Jess: Oh, yeah.

0:30:05 Clint: There's a bowling trophy.

0:30:07 Travis: A skeleton key.

0:30:08 Griffin: All right, I get on the microphone.

0:30:10 Bean: I'm inside the vault. There is a big fork with a witch on it. And I'm gonna go ahead and make sure we secure that. I know those quarters are important--

0:30:18 Lily: [whispering] Stop. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

0:30:19 Griffin: But this witch fork is gonna be able to get us in a lot of other places.

0:30:24 Clint: Like a Captain D's or a Long John Silver's?

0:30:27 Travis: Also does he see how to disable the lasers?

0:30:31 Griffin: Oh yeah, there's a keypad to disable the lasers, correct?

0:30:34 Brennan: There is a keypad inside the vault to disable the lasers. But that is something that you, that--

0:30:41 Travis: Ti.

0:30:42 Brennan: Is gonna require a Tech check form Ti to find that code.

0:30:45 Griffin: Okay gotcha.

0:30:46 Brennan: Let me see, incredible you guys are into the vault. Guards. Tony, actually Agnes abandons you. He just rushes in over here. He, the other guards just all muscle Car-Go. They don't try to stop you from holding him but they're very much now helping to control this dude. And muscle him outside into the hallway. Get him away from Felix.

0:31:18 Lily: [quietly to Travis] Do you have night vision?

0:31:18 Griffin: [quietly to Lily] His headlights.

0:31:19 Brennan: You're kind of welcome to go along with them if you want.

0:31:22 Justin: Yeah I'm just, I don't see there's much point of me standing staying put.

0:31:27 Brennan: Yes. You head out after them. The other guards start banging on the door to get out. And start yelling from the break room.

0:31:38 Jess: Damn we gotta get yeah.

0:31:42 Brennan: Like swiping key cards. Someone like yells out like:

0:31:44 Guard: The door's jammed! Someone's jammed the door! Yells out--

0:31:50 Justin: Did we raise the ramp back up?

0:31:53 Clint: Yes.

0:31:53 Lily: Yeah he asked for it to be raised.

0:31:55 Travis: Yeah somebody got into the room after you left it and closed it.

0:31:58 Clint: Point of information. Over the communicators, the bad guy communicators. I know it was communicated that he that Car-Go had stood up which is why all these characters rushed to that room. Was there any announcement? Any chatter on that about him havin' a bomb in his chest? Would Felix had said something about that?

0:32:19 Brennan: That's very likely, yeah him being able to, said that he had--

0:32:21 Justin: It seems wild that he wouldn't have communicated that (laughs).

0:32:23 Travis: Oh you know what, I should a said.

0:32:25 Brennan: Well, he says, basically Felix says like he's got an explosive so no one do anything crazy to him. But he, I've got the detonator.

0:32:33 Lily: Oh wait, he took the detonator not the bomb.

0:32:35 Brennan: Correct.

0:32:35 Griffin: Right. Which is bad on so many levels it's crazy.

0:32:38 Lily: How did he find the detonator? I thought he took the bomb and you had the detonator.

0:32:41 Travis: No I had the detonator in my hand.

0:32:42 Brennan: Yeah.

0:32:43 Travis: And he Sleight of Hand tooked it. Tooked it. Tooked it right outta there.

0:32:46 Lily: Fuck.

0:32:48 Brennan: That's the guards. They're screaming about the door down there. This guy someone calls down: Open the gate! And that guy as soon as he raises it he lowers the gate again for them to take Car-Go outside. Thank you Jess. That's the guards. Car-Go that's you. You're full, you can do whatever you want but your fully locked up with these bad guys on.

0:33:12 Travis: Okay so. I got the steward. I got Tony--

0:33:17 Brennan: Tony Manchego, yeah.

0:33:20 Travis: And then right behind me is Rick. I'm going to, I'm going to as a bonus action use Disengage. Can I do that here to get away?

0:33:36 Brennan: Disengage is fine but your speed is zero right now 'cause you're grappled. So they won't get attacks of opportunity but you can't move at all because they, like, in the rules of 5E your speed right now is zero. You cannot take movement because you are grappled. So you would have to make either Acrobatics checks or Athletics checks to break out of multiple grapples.

0:33:56 Travis: I see.

0:34:00 Justin: There's always a possibility, I mean you can always sit on it and wait for an opening of some sort.

0:34:04 Lily: Sit on them.

0:34:04 Travis: Yeah you know I'm gonna wait. 'Cause right now I still have Rick there which they think is with them. Yeah I'm gonna, I'm gonna--

0:34:12 Clint: Would it make any sense for you to, not resist but just not make it easy for 'em? I mean could you go comatose again, at least make it difficult for them to move you?

0:34:20 Travis: Yeah you know what. Can I like just make a resistance Strength check to not try to pull away?

0:34:32 Brennan: You can half their movement on a successful Athletics check while you go like mad dog and just try to like slow 'em down. Yeah go ahead and give me, I also this is a DC 15 Athletics check. Just make them work for it.

0:34:45 Travis: Nope, it's a 12.

0:34:46 Griffin: Is it possible he's helping by resisting him by pulling him backwards?

0:34:49 Justin: I don't have a, I mean I'm--

0:34:51 Griffin: You don't have an action though yeah.

0:34:53 Clint: I'm just hopin' that it'll slow them down enough for me and Rick to help.

0:34:58 Brennan: That round you do not manage to slow them down. But I will say this, it allays a lot of suspicion that you are fighting this. In other words you're not, if you were just like: ”I'm fine with this.” That's actually way more suspicious than you like freaking out and yelling. Rad as hell. That's gonna be bada boom. Go back to the top of the next order. Agnes you're down the hallway. Your little escort kinda abandoned you to run and save his boss.

0:35:30 Jess: So are they suspicious of me that I am in the plan too? Does it seem like he, 'cause I believe that Tony kind of implied it, right, when they were all together?

0:35:43 Clint: Well if he's, if she's blown we're all blown. I mean--

0:35:48 Griffin: Not really, she brought Car-Go Jones.

0:35:51 Brennan: All that Car-Go did was stand up. Car-Go didn't mention you by name at all.

0:35:55 Lily: I feel like that's shady that you brought this plant.

0:35:58 Travis: She might a thought I was catatonic, you know, maybe I tricked her too.

0:36:02 Jess: Yeah. But didn't Tony mention, like, oh the plot, like, something that we did all work together--

0:36:05 Travis: Oh the turtle, you mean?

0:36:08 Griffin: Dantes did say this was the plan the entire time.

0:36:10 Jess: Yeah.

0:36:12 Travis: But he said while she was away he would play.

0:36:14 Justin: Why are we arguing against our own interests?

0:36:16 Travis: Yeah, I know.

0:36:17 Brennan: I think that Dantes is enough, is full of shit enough that everyone dismissed his statement as an obvious--

0:36:24 Jess: Okay.

0:36:24 Lily: Okay. And Dante's safe right?

0:36:27 Brennan: Dantes is--

0:36:28 Jess: And he's safe?

0:36:29 Clint: Could we hang it--

0:36:30 Brennan: Dantes is safe.

0:36:30 Clint: All on Dantes? (Brennan laughing) Just sayin'.

0:36:34 Jess: Okay.

0:36:36 Brennan: But I will actually ask as he enters the hall this is a possibility for you to get made. Go ahead and give me a Deception check as they walk into the hallway to see what expression you're wearing on your face as a living Car-Go Jones comes out a there.

0:36:48 Jess: Okay.

0:36:49 Brennan: We'll see if they make you or not.

0:36:51 Jess: Okay. Cool. A 4 and a 4--

0:36:55 Lily: Did you get any advantage?

0:36:55 Jess: Is 8.

0:36:57 Lily: Do you get any advantage?

0:36:58 Brennan: No.

0:36:58 Jess: No advantage on Deception.

0:36:59 Griffin: [in a very poorly acted surprise voice] “Oh no, he was alive.” (Jessica laughing) “What?”

0:37:03 Clint: [in a similar voice to Griffin’s] Aw dang.

0:37:04 Griffin: [in the same voice] Shoot guys.

0:37:06 Brennan: Yeah you see Felix yells from in the room. Yeah, Felix actually steps over here. This guy, Dantes goes in the same action as you. This guy begins to lead Dantes out in front of him. This other surveillance guy fully comes out of the surveillance room because hey we spotted the trouble. Comes out, Felix looks out the window and yells:

0:37:30 Felix: Grab the fairy!

0:37:33 Jess: Goddamn… Okay.

0:37:37 Brennan: Agnes it is your turn.

0:37:39 Clint: Where is Agnes?

0:37:40 Brennan: In the hallway.

0:37:40 Jess: Agnes is at the end of the hall. She's near... ah fuck. Okay. (Clint laughing) What does Agnes do? 'Cause originally I was thinking of coming into the room with you to make sure you're okay but now I don't want them onto you that you're there.

0:37:58 Griffin: Doors locked also.

0:38:00 Brennan: Yeah unfortunately you don't have a key card to get into that room.

0:38:02 Jess: Oh but I could walkie talkie her and be like, oh but I guess you can't open it just then. I guess she tries to, she know somethin's goin' on over here so she's just gonna make a little run for it as far as she can go.

0:38:13 Brennan: Honestly, Agnes, your phase of the heist was executed.

0:38:17 Travis: It's done!

0:38:17 Jess: Yeah.

0:38:19 Brennan: Cool (laughs). Agnes what's your speed?

0:38:22 Jess: 15 when walking. 30 when flying.

0:38:27 Brennan: Okay so go ahead and move.

0:38:30 Clint: Beat wings!

0:38:31 Brennan: If you're flyin' beat wings and get outta here. So that's five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five. So you move sixty squares.

0:38:37 Jess: Oh I can't tell how many that was.

0:38:39 Brennan: Hey I gotcha.

0:38:40 Jess: Thank you.

0:38:40 Brennan: All right, you know we'll do it like this.

0:38:41 Jess: I think it was like here.

0:38:43 Brennan: So you can move 60. But we'll call it, because you're goin' around corners we'll call it 50. So you can move right to the gate. As you fly that guy who's lowering the gate hears the shouts and is going to make an attack of opportunity on you as you fly past.

0:38:58 Jess: All right, let him.

0:38:59 Brennan: And try to grapple you. This is for sure a box of doom roll.

0:39:03 Griffin: Is this guy also capable of one shotting PCs in one go like the big bad Beetle Boys?

0:39:08 Brennan: Big bad Beetle Boys.

0:39:10 Clint: Hopefully he's more like the guy that was only eight points.

0:39:12 Brennan: What's your armor class?

0:39:15 Jess: My armor class, oh I bet it's not good. 16.

0:39:17 Justin: Oh, that's not bad.

0:39:19 Brennan: Okay. This guy's gonna hit you on an 11 or higher.

0:39:26 Lily: Wait.

0:39:26 Brennan: He rolled a 10. (group cheering) He goes (yells) and makes a leap for you and you (screams) fairy past him. You are at the gate. He may be able to close distance with you on his turn to get another swipe at you. But you zoom past him. That's your double move. That's Agnes' turn. Unless you have, no because there's nobody you can see with a bonus action.

0:39:54 Jess: I do have a Quick Finger. Is there anything by the door to make sure it doesn't shut or something I could?

0:39:59 Brennan: I'll let you make a Sleight of Hand check. Give me a Sleight of Hand check. Let me know what you roll.

0:40:05 Jess: An 11 plus 9. So a 20.

0:40:07 Brennan: 20. DC 20. As your flying out you take a little thing out of your fanny pack and snip one of the pieces of floss that is the gate. The gate cannot close now.

0:40:17 Jess: Yay!

0:40:17 Travis: Nice.

0:40:18 Lily: Nice!

0:40:18 Travis: Well done.

0:40:19 Griffin: Does she see this situation at all from her perspective?

0:40:22 Jess: I don't think I can from there.

0:40:23 Brennan: No I don't think from there she can clock it.

0:40:24 Jess: Maybe the next one I could try to reach out if she's not already gone.

0:40:27 Brennan: Awesome.

0:40:27 Jess: Although she hates me.

0:40:30 Brennan: That is Agnes. Dantes is walking along and he goes:

0:40:37 Dantes: Well, is this normally how things go here at the vault (laughs)? Friends and friends all. You see that--

0:40:46 Travis: [impersonating Dantes] “Well, I'm gonna go (laughs).”

0:40:48 Clint: And then he just goes inside his shell.

0:40:50 Travis: “Don't mind old Dantes.”

0:40:52 Brennan: Felix double moves strides to the front of his pack over here. Bada boom. Ti, that's you.

0:41:07 Lily: Okay, who in our party has night vision or the ability to see in the dark? Anyone?

0:41:13 Griffin: This question excites me.

0:41:14 Travis: I have headlights.

0:41:16 Brennan: Car-Go has headlights. I think.

0:41:20 Jess: I know like we were saying I was an elf by going by the book. Does that mean I have night vision as well?

0:41:25 Brennan: Yeah I think you have it. What's Ti's plan right now?

0:41:29 Lily: Everyone's in this hallway?

0:41:31 Brennan: Everyone's in that hallway.

0:41:32 Lily: I turn the lights off is what I wanna do.

0:41:34 Brennan: I can dig that absolutely.

0:41:37 Lily: How much lights can I turn off? Only this hallway right? I can't hit other areas or stuff?

0:41:41 Brennan: Yeah you would do it hallway by hallway.

0:41:43 Lily: So it'd be this hallway I wanna turn off.

0:41:45 Brennan: I don't think any of your, I'm gonna say toys don't have dark vision.

0:41:51 Lily: So they wouldn't be able to see.

0:41:52 Brennan: They wouldn't be able to see but it's not necessarily, not being able to see doesn't totally incapacitate you it just makes things a little crazy.

0:42:03 Griffin: A beetle would have night vision if they live underground right?

0:42:07 Travis: You can't deny that logic.

0:42:07 Griffin: You can't deny that logic.

0:42:10 Lily: Would the mouse have night vision 'cause it's like a rodent?

0:42:12 Brennan: I think I'll say that bugs and the animals have night vision, toys and moochers do not.

0:42:18 Justin: That seems fair.

0:42:21 Lily: Including Felix.

0:42:23 Brennan: Yeah Felix would not.

0:42:24 Lily: But Dante does?

0:42:26 Griffin: Dantes does, yes.

0:42:26 Brennan: Dantes does.

0:42:28 Lily: Dantes does (laughs). (group laughing)

0:42:30 Jess: I keep callin' him Tony.

0:42:31 Griffin: The lights go out, two stilettos come out of his wrists.

0:42:34 Travis: Kill the lights.

0:42:35 Lily: This is just such a clusterfuck. I'm gonna fuck with this before I do anything else. I'm gonna hit the lights in the hallway.

0:42:40 Travis: Do it.

0:42:40 Brennan: Okay.

0:42:41 Lily: Do you want me to roll?

0:42:41 Brennan: Go ahead. Give me a DC 20 Tech check.

0:42:45 Lily: DC 20?

0:42:45 Justin: To push a button? What? Seems rigorous.

0:42:49 Lily: That's a 3. That's a 5.

0:42:54 Griffin: To turn out the lights.

0:42:56 Justin: To turn out the lights, it says lights off. It just pushes the button.

0:42:59 Lily: Yeah it should be easier than that. 8 plus 5, 13s my highest.

0:43:03 Travis: [directed at Brennan] Come on Dad.

0:43:03 Griffin: [joining Travis] Dad!

0:43:04 Travis: Dad let her have it.

0:43:06 Griffin: Come on Dad. DC 20.

0:43:07 Lily: Can they at least flicker? 13?

0:43:09 Justin: To flick a light switch.

0:43:10 Lily: 13, they flicker.

0:43:12 Brennan: Do you wanna just flick the light switch?

0:43:14 Lily: I wanted to turn them off but for 13--

0:43:16 Brennan: Yeah you can do that. You can walk out into the hallway to where the light switch is over here. If you wanna do it remotely from the server room it's a goddam DC 20. (group laughing)

0:43:27 Justin: Dad!

0:43:27 Jess: Oh Dad! Dad!

0:43:31 Brennan: When you run a game of your own you set the DCs. How does that sound?

0:43:34 Clint: Don't piss Dad off.

0:43:36 Lily: Don't wake Daddy.

0:43:36 Brennan: Awesome. Cool.

0:43:39 Lily: Fuck off.

0:43:41 Brennan: It's the first check you've failed. You look for the lights you don't find it but you can as a bonus action relay the laser code to Bean.

0:43:51 Lily: Thank you. Laser ode is 6666.

0:43:54 Justin: Nice.

0:43:54 Griffin: Okay.

0:43:55 Justin: Hey don't forget that you have a action by the way.

0:43:58 Brennan: That Boomer had like a delayed action.

0:44:00 Justin: You delayed, you delayed so it's gonna get to you again before too awful long. I don't know if there's anything you can do in this situation. But I wouldn't. Clint begins spinning his ring.

0:44:07 Griffin: It's loud, that's a loud ring.

0:44:07 Clint: What?

0:44:10 Griffin: Well I was complaining about the noise of your ring.

0:44:11 Clint: Oh.

0:44:12 Brennan: Surveillance is no longer in the surveillance room.

0:44:18 Justin: So we got that goin' for us.

0:44:19 Griffin: Mm hm.

0:44:21 Brennan: Rick, that's you buddy.

0:44:28 Justin: There's nothing I can do. Right? I mean, there's nothing I mean that it's not gonna get me instantly killed or Car-Go instantly killed.

0:44:36 Lily: Can you swipe his thing off?

0:44:39 Justin: So I did consider this. My Sleight of Hand is negative one and I have disadvantage.

0:44:45 Lily: Don't do it, don't do it.

0:44:47 Justin: That would be my play.

0:44:48 Lily: I forgot you have those big bad hands.

0:44:50 Justin: It would literally just be like bang bang bang bang bang.

0:44:54 Brennan: If you want information or anything like that you can always make a Scheming check on your turn.

0:44:58 Justin: Is that just a free action?

0:44:59 Brennan: Free action go for it.

0:44:59 Justin: Okay.  Why do I keep, okay. I'm not gonna do that again. 16?

0:45:10 Brennan: 16’s not bad. I mean, as your walking this is a very bad situation, obviously, but here's the thing right now there is actually more dovetailing between what you guys want and what the bad guys want than you might think. They want you outside because he's got a bomb inside of him and they wanna kill him and they don't wanna do it in their nice home. You guys also don't wanna be inside anymore. And to be perfectly frank looking at all these bad guys about to walk outside that's where you wanna be. So I think that it's like there's some really scary stuff at the end of this but this situation right now is not as much to your detriment as say, them holding you on the floor and pummeling you to death with their fists and weapons would be.

0:45:57 Justin: Yeah so just kinda goin' with the flow right now maybe. Would be advisable. Yeah I'm gonna delay.

0:46:01 Brennan: Okay. Rick delays. Boomer and Bean you guys are back to back. So you can actually act on the same initiative and one of you can go before the other if you want.

0:46:10 Clint: Well I'm gonna go ahead and go because Boomer's gonna go chargin' around the bend. He heard Felix yell “Get the fairy.” He's gonna go runnin' around the corner of the hall and head up in that direction. But he's gonna be yellin':

0:46:27 Boomer: I got her boss, I got her boss, I got her! And when he does so he's gonna body check Tony. Almost as if it was, 'cause they're both big guys tryin' to maneuver in this little hall. He's gonna go zoomin' around the corner and slam into Tony as if it's by accident to try to get him off.

0:46:52 Griffin: The scent.

0:46:52 Travis: Car-Go.

0:46:52 Griffin: The hunt.

0:46:53 Clint: Off Car-Go.

0:46:54 Clint: And hopefully take him out. And then be able to beg that it was an accident.

0:46:59 Griffin: Accidental murder is a whole new kettle of fish for Dungeons and Dragons.

0:47:02 Clint: Well if I wanted to do that I'd lower the horn and run him through.

0:47:03 Brennan: Run him through it.

0:47:04 Clint: And in the dark that's what I was gonna do.

0:47:07 Brennan: Okay.

0:47:07 Clint: But.

0:47:09 Brennan: I can totally dig it. Go ahead and make a wisdom check for me real quick.

0:47:14 Clint: Oh that's not a good one.  Where's, do you?

0:47:18 Griffin: Do you need a 20-sided dice?

0:47:19 Justin: 20-sided die. How did you make it this far without a--

0:47:21 Griffin: Have you been swallowing them? (group laughing)

0:47:24 Lily: I whisper to you where he is.

0:47:25 Clint: Hey, 18.

0:47:25 Justin: 18!

0:47:26 Jess: Ooh hoo

0:47:26 Travis: That yellow one's a good one. We were testin' it.

0:47:29 Clint: And two Wisdoms. That's a dirty 20.

0:47:30 Lily: 20.

0:47:31 Brennan: That's a dirty 20. Awesome. I'm gonna say that you definitely feel like you could body check Tony for sure. That's no sweat that you would be able to do that. What I will say is with that 20 Wisdom check I will remind you that the farther away you get from the quarters the more rounds you're stackin' on.

0:47:56 Clint: I know, I know.

0:47:58 Griffin: I can handle the quarters, I'm big. I'm a big strong man.

0:48:00 Clint: But you can't carry-- I'm just talkin' about doin' this and then I'm gonna go back to the vault.

0:48:04 Brennan: Cool.

0:48:04 Clint: I'm just tryin' to help him out and help him out.

0:48:06 Justin: That's not, I mean, but, okay. It's your turn. Do what you can.

0:48:12 Brennan: Boomer (makes thumping sounds) rushes through this way. Go ahead and give me an attack roll. And give me a Deception check along with that.

0:48:26 Clint: 14 and what do I add to it?

0:48:27 Brennan: Plus 7.

0:48:29 Clint: 21.

0:48:30 Brennan: 21. I'm gonna roll for Tony. Tony takes a dive and cracks his head into the window over here. And is no longer grappling Car-Go. (glass shattering)

0:48:43 Tony: Watch it! Give me that Deception roll if you'd be so kind.

0:48:46 Griffin: Your Deception is just, “oops.” (group laughing)

0:48:48 Clint: 17. Plus 3.

0:48:51 Lily: 20.

0:48:51 Brennan: Dirty 20.

0:48:54 Lily: Did I do that?

0:48:54 Brennan: So you see he goes:

0:48:54 Tony: Come on you fuckin' galoot what's the matter with you?

0:48:59 Clint: Oh it didn't knock him out? Oh shit.

0:49:01 Brennan: It did not knock him unconscious but it did hurt him. And it knocked him off of Car-Go as the other guy and Rick continue to march Car-Go up.

0:49:09 Boomer: Oh gosh Tony after you so nice to me to not kill me and only punch me in the abdomen earlier I am so sorry.

0:49:15 Tony: Just watch it, you're a big guy. : No, no, man listen (taps chest)

0:49:17 Clint: [into the mic] I'm sorry.

0:49:19 Tony: For someone who does this much movement I mean you talk about didn't you do that.

0:49:22 Boomer: I was never good at it.

0:49:22 Lily: Is he saying all this?

0:49:24 Boomer: I was never good at it.

0:49:25 Tony: What's that like Suzuki Method that you do it's like stompin' around?

0:49:27 Lily: Yeah, view points.

0:49:28 Boomer: I'm not a dancer, I'm not a dancer.

0:49:30 Brennan: Cool. You have successfully peeled Tony off of Car-Go so now Car-Go has one guy on him that's secretly on his side. And another much smaller guy on him who is as we know, so you got the big guy off Car-Go. That is your move and your action. We're gonna peel Tony off a there who's walking behind them. Bada boom. Cool. That's Boomer, Bean that's you.

0:50:04 Griffin: Okay so what do I see in this, obviously, the quarters are there.

0:50:07 Brennan: Quarters are there.

0:50:07 Griffin: I see a thing called skeleton key but it's human size key. Is that a functional object?

0:50:16 Brennan: To humans it would be. But the locks that this thing would unlock would usually be stories, you know, like high, way high up.

0:50:22 Griffin: And then there's some watch batteries it looks like, some watches, just a bunch a sort a bric-a-brac. Still love that witch fork.

0:50:27 Lily: Can he investigate to see if anything is like worth taking or?

0:50:30 Brennan: Give me an Investigation check.

0:50:34 Griffin: Flat 14.

0:50:37 Brennan: There's I mean like a tremendous amount of cool stuff in here. You know, a big spool of thread. Obviously nothing in here is as valuable as the roll of quarters.

0:50:46 Griffin: Right, right, okay.

0:50:48 Jess: You can make little wheels.

0:50:50 Griffin: Did I turn the lasers off already? She gave me the codes to do it.

0:50:53 Brennan: You can do the code, you can do that as an object interaction. That's no sweat.

0:50:56 Griffin: Okay so that's not my action?

0:50:57 Brennan: Not your action. It's not even a bonus action.

0:50:58 Griffin: Okay.

0:51:00 Brennan: The lasers all disappear.

0:51:00 Griffin: Okay. Okay and then I turn around and I'm like:

0:51:07 Bean: All right Boomer, oh shit that's right.

0:51:10 Lily: But he has a walkie.

0:51:12 Brennan: No Boomer does not have a walkie.

0:51:12 Lily: Damn.

0:51:12 Jess: Damn.

0:51:14 Griffin: I realize he's not there. And I take a look at the quarters. And I think really really hard about if I can lift it. And decide that that's just--

0:51:24 Lily: How much can you, can you roll 'em a little bit?

0:51:26 Griffin: Well that's the next thing I do.

0:51:27 Jess: I was thinking we could make a little--

0:51:28 Griffin: I think I get dejected and realize that I can't do it. And I sit on the, just I sit on the quarters like they're a thing. And I feel 'em rock a little bit. And I think, yeah, I can like circus bear this maybe. And I wanna try to stand up on the quarters and just try to very slowly at first but building up speed just like run on a log in a river sort of situation to see if they will move at all.

0:51:55 Brennan: They move a little bit.

0:51:56 Griffin: Okay.

0:51:56 Brennan: They move a little bit.

0:51:58 Griffin: Do I need to act it to see?

0:52:01 Brennan: If you wanna take your action try to roll these bad boys--

0:52:03 Griffin: I have, I don't, what else do I do? Like I don't--

0:52:05 Brennan: Yeah for sure absolutely. I'm gonna say this, if you try to push them just, if you just try to straight up lift them it's a DC 20, you know, it's hard to lift them. If you wanna try to like log stomp, roll on top I will allow you to use your Acrobatics score. But to maneuver it around not even the lasers which are gone but just like get it through the pedestals and the gallery that is gonna be a DC 25 Acrobatics check.

0:52:38 Griffin: Okay. If instead of going around the pedestals and the gallery I went through the pedestals and the, how much weight. I'm trying to run how much mass this thing's gonna carry if I can get it rollin'.

0:52:50 Brennan: It's big mass but that might make some noise.

0:52:55 Griffin: M'kay.

0:52:56 Brennan: To smash through the galleries.

0:52:57 Jess: Can you cast silence?

0:52:57 Griffin: I have one Ki left. I can't cast anymore of my cool spells. Okay I gotta try this. I gotta get this thing movin' 'cause we can't waste a bunch a turns haulin' this thing around three corners. So I think, ooh, what if I use my Q tip for leverage a little bit just to get it moving. And then hop aboard as it's going. And then just try to like--

0:53:18 Brennan: Try to like steer it through.

0:53:19 Griffin: Plow through with some speed yeah.

0:53:20 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:53:20 Griffin: Like I'm, like I'm--

0:53:21 Jess: Paddle boarding.

0:53:22 Griffin: Huckleberry Finn on the old Mississip.

0:53:24 Brennan: On the old Mississip. Yeah I'll allow you to steer that through. So you, I believe you said you have a plus 9 to Acrobatics, right?

0:53:29 Griffin: I do.

0:53:31 Brennan: So you gotta hit a 16 or higher my man.

0:53:35 Griffin: This is stupid. I'm gonna turn myself into a pancake. 18!

0:53:42 Brennan: Oh my God! (group cheering) Griffin singing a few notes of Entrance of the Gladiators.

0:53:48 Brennan: You against all fucking reason and I wanna say just straight physics you're like Q tippin'. You pop a wheelie and like roll it on the corner across one of the gallery pedestals. The door to the vault seals behind you. You are at half movement this turn 'cause you're piloting a giant thing of quarters.

0:54:13 Griffin: I wanted to (laughs) okay.

0:54:14 Brennan: But even so that's still, what, 25 or something. That's like, even with 25 movement you can still move it I think 50, right, if you take a double move action.

0:54:25 Griffin: I had a dumb idea. And this may be too much.

0:54:26 Travis: Well you did, okay.

0:54:27 Griffin: I may be tryin' to get too much done. This was my second dumb idea this turn.

0:54:31 Brennan: Yes.

0:54:32 Griffin: I was thinking if I have an item when we listed our thing of, think there's a tinderbox that you can get when you're playin' Dungeons and Dragons it's like one of the, I said it would be like you know some match heads or somethin' like that. I was wondering if I could drop like a lit fire inside the box as it closes. Just to burn up all of his treasure 'cause this guy sucks shit.

0:54:52 Brennan: You may absolutely do that. (group cheering softly) Bean you take off spinning on your roll of quarters. As you go you take this huge match stick. Toss it into the vault, it lands amidst a little pile of Monopoly money and you see that the vault closes as the fire begins to spread.

0:55:15 Griffin: I say a silent hell yeah and I keep rolling.

0:55:19 Clint: And I think we all say, hell yeah.

0:55:21 Travis: Hell yeah.

0:55:21 Lily: Hell yeah.

0:55:22 Griffin: I also feel like, this is a little out a character. I don't think that they teach you this at monk school.

0:55:27 Lily: No but I keep giving you things that explode.

0:55:28 Griffin: They don't teach you that at monk school. I remember that from Trash City. (Brennan laughing)

0:55:31 Lily: Yeah.

0:55:34 Jess: Your new best bud Ti.

0:55:34 Griffin: You can take the Trash City out a the, no, the other way, reverse it.

0:55:38 Lily: Although yeah when the lunch box closed doesn't that cut off the flame?

0:55:41 Travis: It probably still burns some.

0:55:41 Lily: Science.

0:55:43 Jess: We gotta get it done.

0:55:43 Clint: It's not air tight, right?

0:55:45 Griffin: I do want it to burn out before it burns the entire house down with the children inside.

0:55:48 Lily: I see, I see.

0:55:49 Griffin: It's a calculated risk.

0:55:50 Travis: But it definitely melts the witch fork.

0:55:51 Clint: “Where did the fire start?” “In a lunch box.”

0:55:54 Griffin: If I can't have the witch fork nobody can, uh-oh.

0:55:56 Jess: Get away from me.

0:55:58 Brennan: This guy is gonna take a run and another swipe at you Agnes.

0:56:01 Jess: Oh fuck.

0:56:01 Griffin: Jesus.

0:56:02 Jess: I'm real bad at getting swiped at.

0:56:06 Brennan: Dantes is now being escorted. So Dantes is out here. We got these two surveillance guards. You also see a stool is hurled through this glass window into the hallway. (glass shattering) This window breaks. Speed comes tearing out. (group moaning)

0:56:28 Griffin: Fucking Speed.

0:56:31 Lily: I thought it was foolproof!

0:56:33 Brennan: All these guards come spilling out of this room.

0:56:36 Lily: What window?

0:56:38 Brennan: There's a window right there. And that window is just glass.

0:56:42 Lily: But there's doors in this room.

0:56:44 Travis: But we only locked that one.

0:56:44 Griffin: Yeah.

0:56:49 Brennan: Bada boom.

0:56:50 Lily: Oh, that sucks.

0:56:52 Brennan: Guards come pouring out. These guys muscle you the rest of the way down here. You see Tony takes off trailing behind a little bit nursing his injury. And that I'm gonna roll again. On 11 or higher this guy hits. 3. (group cheering)

0:57:31 Justin: Amazing.

0:57:31 Brennan: Incredible.

0:57:32 Lily: Yes.

0:57:36 Brennan: Agnes, yeah, he the guard misses you. Car-Go that's, you're still bein' carted along.

0:57:44 Travis: Is it my turn?

0:57:45 Brennan: It is your turn.

0:57:45 Travis: I say in thieves cant, I'm going to delay my turn for just a second and say 'cause next is Rick, right?

0:57:50 Brennan: That's correct.

0:57:51 Travis: I say In thieves cant:

0:57:51 Car-Go: Get this guy off me.

0:57:56 Justin: Yeah no problem. Wait, no! Absolutely I say and thieves cant:

0:58:00 Rick: No, I would be killed.

0:58:03 Travis: I go, trust me. (Justin sighing)

0:58:10 Justin: Okay I'm gonna talk to the steward.

0:58:15 Brennan: Okay yeah you talk to him. Go for it.

0:58:23 Justin: Oh, I touched it. Purell.

0:58:23 Clint: No, this one's good.

0:58:24 Justin: This one's good, okay.

0:58:24 Clint: This ones still good.

0:58:26 Rick: Hey you gotta get that bomb outta there. The boss doesn't give a shit about us. He'll blow us to fuckin' kingdom come. You gotta get that bomb outta this guy. Get the fuck outta here. You'll be a hero.

0:58:41 Brennan: Go ahead and give me a Deception check.

0:58:45 Clint: Can the stewards make--

0:58:45 Travis: I mean he's not wrong. Nothing he just said is a lie.

0:58:47 Lily: Yeah.

0:58:47 Justin: Yeah.

0:58:48 Brennan: Well you can make a Persuasion if you want.

0:58:50 Justin: Yeah, 16.

0:58:52 Brennan: 16 Persuasion?

0:58:53 Justin: Yeah.

0:58:53 Brennan: Cool. You see he goes:

0:58:55 Steward: I don't, but I'm not, I don't know about bombs, I don't know about bomb stuff.

0:59:00 Rick: Just pull it the fuck out of him and throw it out a fuckin' window, man.

0:59:02 Steward: What if I blow it up from touching it?

0:59:04 Rick: You won't. That's not how bombs work. I'm a security guard.

0:59:10 Steward: I'm a security guard.

0:59:11 Rick: We're both security guards. (group laughing)

0:59:14 Travis: Today we are all security guards.

0:59:17 Brennan: It's weirdly reassuring for him. He is going to, okay, on his next turn he's going to make an attempt to get the bomb out a there. That's gonna be, going down.

0:59:32 Justin: He didn't just take his turn did he?

0:59:34 Brennan: He just took his turn a second ago.

0:59:35 Justin: Well see I had delayed earlier.

0:59:36 Brennan: Oh okay if you want to--

0:59:37 Justin: And I did tell you--

0:59:39 Brennan: Car-Go goes after the guards though is the thing. So Car-Go wouldn't a told you his thing.

0:59:42 Justin: Oh okay.

0:59:43 Brennan: So you can keep delaying your turn if you want and make that your turn. Or as a free action just kinda make that Persuasion check.

0:59:52 Justin: Could I, let me ask you this. If I were to grab Car-Go and make him vulnerable could that force that guys hand? Could he then act as a reaction to that? I mean would that, 'cause it'd be weird for him to wait if I did that right?

1:00:06 Brennan: Yeah that's true. He would have to use his reaction. But he might use his reaction try and stop you rather than reach in and undo the bomb.

1:00:12 Justin: But is he persuaded? Did I persuade him?

1:00:15 Brennan: He seems to hear the logic in what you're saying but he seems like a pretty scared.

1:00:19 Travis: If he's scared would that count as a--

1:00:20 Brennan: What is it, 16 is not bad. But think about what it would take for you if one of your work buddies was like: Disarm a bomb.

1:00:28 Clint: Come on.

1:00:28 Brennan: Come on just disarm it. What's the matter with you?

1:00:30 Travis: Come out to L.A.

1:00:31 Brennan: Disarm a bomb.

1:00:31 Travis: Have some fun.

1:00:33 Rick: Okay. All right, nevermind you coward. I'm gonna grab it.

1:00:42 Brennan: Okay cool.

1:00:46 Justin: So this is no longer a Sleight of Hand check.

1:00:48 Brennan: No it is not.

1:00:49 Justin: Because I'm not tryin' to be surreptitious about it.

1:00:51 Brennan: No you're not.

1:00:52 Justin: But he does see the logic in what I'm saying?

1:00:53 Brennan: He sees the logic in what you're saying. So he will not stop you from tryin to pull the bomb out of Car-Go.

1:00:57 Justin: Okay, great. Then I do that.

1:01:00 Brennan: Awesome. Go ahead and give me, I will say.

1:01:07 Justin: Pulling things out of chests.

1:01:08 Brennan: Yeah.

1:01:08 Justin: What's that stat?

1:01:09 Brennan: What is that?

1:01:09 Travis: A pulling check.

1:01:11 Brennan: I will let you roll a flat, if you're just tryin' to yank the bomb out a there. Let's do a DC, we'll call it a DC 15 strength check to pull it out with the bomb intact. A DC 10 to pull it out but the bomb is broken. And if you don't clear a five it blows up.

1:01:35 Justin: Okay cool.

1:01:36 Griffin: This is a cool game.

1:01:37 Justin: It is a cool game.

1:01:38 Travis: And can I help because I'm not like struggling. I'm not trying to fight him off.

1:01:41 Lily: I'm terrified it blows up.

1:01:42 Brennan: You also have been delaying your turn. All you did was speak. I'll let you take a help action on this.

1:01:46 Griffin: You open your chest extra wide.

1:01:51 Justin: It's a 19.

1:01:53 Lily: Ooh!

1:01:53 Brennan: Ooh baby! You pull an intact bomb--

1:01:56 Travis: I didn't have to use my help action.

1:01:57 Brennan: You pull an intact bomb out of Car-Go's chest. You're just holdin' a bomb that someone has the detonator for right now. Hell yeah, great, awesome.

1:02:08 Griffin: Does everyone see him do that?

1:02:10 Justin: No, that's why, they're all in front of me, they wouldn't have seen it. That's why I went around and checked. I'm behind everybody.

1:02:15 Travis: Now can I take my turn to move?

1:02:18 Brennan: You're still grappled. Guys they are still grappling.

1:02:21 Griffin: Can you close your chest.

1:02:23 Clint: Wait, who's grappling him?

1:02:25 Brennan: The other steward.

1:02:26 Justin: The other steward had him--

1:02:26 Clint: Oh I see.

1:02:27 Justin: While I grabbed the bomb.

1:02:29 Brennan: So I'm gonna say that 'cause we've been sort of battin' back and forth between you guys talkin' and doin' stuff your guys' turns are done. You got the bomb out of the chest. You guys are done.

1:02:36 Travis: Yeah, that's, yeah. All right, you know what, I'm gonna call that a win. (Brennan laughing)

1:02:40 Brennan: Awesome. Agnes, this guy's missed you twice. You got open attic ahead a you, baby.

1:02:46 Griffin: Kill some motherfuckers though for real with your cool fairy magic. Or just murder them.

1:02:50 Jess: The last time I, I don't really have much I could murder anyone.

1:02:54 Travis: You could sleep. Sleep is fine, fine with sleep.

1:02:55 Lily: What about viscious mockery?

1:02:55 Clint: So is she no longer in the clear? I mean, is she now gonna be a suspect?

1:02:58 Lily: Sorry, I don't--

1:03:01 Clint: And is she just gonna bring the ruckus?

1:03:03 Brennan: Well here's what I would say, you're flying. This guy will get an attack of opportunity on you unless you take the Disengage action which would still allow you to move. And you could move straight up. You know what I mean, like you could--

1:03:16 Lily: Put them to sleep.

1:03:16 Clint: Okay what I'm saying is: Why did he attack her in the first place? Was she just not leaving the building?

1:03:22 Travis: 'Cause they're suspicious of her.

1:03:23 Griffin: They made her.

1:03:23 Jess: They made her.

1:03:24 Clint: They made her, okay that's what I was askin'. Then kill them.

1:03:27 Lily: Put them to sleep.

1:03:29 Griffin: Forever with a knife or a gun.

1:03:31 Jess: I know that he grabbed the bomb right?

1:03:35 Brennan: You don't know that. You didn't see it.

1:03:37 Jess: But don't we all have walkie talkies?

1:03:38 Brennan: You do but I'm gonna say that that literally just happened and I don't think you guys, you're what, he's off walkie talkie. He's right next to a guy. He's not like, hold on one second, I got the bomb out of his chest how's the heist going? So that's not happening.

1:03:55 Agnes: I feel like I'm not strong enough to kill people, that if I got in this and had some access to this stuff that I could kill more people leaving.

1:04:04 Lily: There's weapons on this right?

1:04:06 Brennan: The car right now is not even on. You know what I mean, like, if you guys want a chance. Does that make sense? So yes, I hear what you're saying. Let me know, I think do what makes sense for your character.

1:04:21 Jess: What do you mean it's not even on?

1:04:23 Brennan: The car has been turned off. The car is not like out here idle.

1:04:25 Jess: Oh so she's just hiding in it? I thought that she turned it on.

1:04:28 Brennan: I only narrated that Minetta went into the vehicle. And actually you got, she is not visible to any of you.

1:04:34 Lily: We don't know what she's doing.

1:04:35 Brennan: So the figurine's still in the car. But you guys have no idea what's been going on for the past couple rounds.

1:04:38 Griffin: True.

1:04:38 Jess: Okay. Yeah I mean I'll try to put this guy to sleep. That's right next to me then.

1:04:47 Travis: Is that an AOE?

1:04:50 Brennan: Attack of opportunity?

1:04:51 Travis: No, sorry, area of effect spell. Is it just one person or is it?

1:04:54 Brennan: Sleep is an area of effect spell. As your DM I'm gonna tell you right now in terms just so that we can manage expectations and you're welcome to do whatever you'd like to do. If you cast Sleep right now you can still move out of their range. But that guy will get one more opportunity to try to grapple you. He'll take an opportunity on you. Because the rest of the guards have now closed on you and a lot of them are within 30 feet of you they will be able to move and take attacks on you. And you will be like surrounded. Now if you guys wanna turn it into a brawl right here at the gate you're welcome to do that, that's on you to do. But I'm letting you know that your fellow players are allowed to advise you of anything they want.

1:05:39 Lily: Oh okay. I thought it was--

1:05:43 Brennan: Taking the chance to stand here and cast sleep will turn this straight up into a fight which you guys are welcome to do if you'd like.

1:05:50 Griffin: Can we table talk just for 30 seconds?

1:05:51 Brennan: Yeah table talk.

1:05:51 Lily: Yeah.

1:05:53 Griffin: I feel like we're trying to get this roll of quarters out of the thing.

1:05:56 Travis: Yeah we need to clear it.

1:05:57 Griffin: You wanna take out Felix for your own thing 'cause he's got his bad stuff that we don't know about yet. The idea of us getting this far in the heist only to stop everybody at the door to have a fight here before we finish the heist seems ill advised. Which isn't to say, everybody sacrifice your life and go outside and allow them to kill you but let's just--

1:06:16 Justin: Play it out.

1:06:18 Griffin: Play it out.

1:06:18 Travis: Let's clear it out.

1:06:18 Griffin: Just a little more.

1:06:20 Jess: My mind was to go to the car.

1:06:22 Lily: Okay.

1:06:22 Travis: Yeah.

1:06:23 Jess: I think Agnes would go to the car.

1:06:25 Brennan: Hell yeah.

1:06:26 Jess: As much as I wanna help and kill people.

1:06:28 Brennan: Awesome. Agnes you take a, If you wanna take--

1:06:31 Travis: “Don't get me wrong I am bloodthirsty. I wanna just bathe in it.”

1:06:34 Jess: I have a blood lust.

1:06:35 Brennan: If you wanna take a disengage action you won't get attack of opportunity but you'll only move 30 feet. But because you can fly and these guys can't you can just head, you'll get most of the way to the car this turn.

1:06:45 Jess: I'm gonna fly towards the car.

1:06:47 Brennan: Hell yeah. Agnes.

1:06:50 Jess: Like halfway?

1:06:52 Brennan: Yeah like about halfway to the car.

1:06:53 Griffin: Did we talk about--

1:06:53 Brennan: Can I see Agnes real quick?

1:06:55 Griffin: Oh sick.

1:06:56 Jess: Ooh yay. And now can I see that she's in the car?

1:06:57 Clint: They are HeroClix.

1:06:59 Brennan: Make a Perception check for me.

1:07:00 Jess: Okay. 'Cause I'd like to talk to her.

1:07:03 Griffin: Did we establish what tech is actually in the car?

1:07:05 Justin: There's a ballista.

1:07:07 Griffin: There's very visibly a ballista right there.

1:07:09 Lily: And it self destructs.

1:07:09 Jess: Okay. (Brennan laughing)

1:07:12 Clint: Of course.

1:07:12 Lily: The seat warmer.

1:07:14 Jess: I got a 14 plus 3, 17.

1:07:18 Brennan: You don't see Minetta anywhere.

1:07:19 Griffin: Oh damn.

1:07:19 Jess: Oh shit. She's really hidin'.

1:07:21 Lily: She's sneaky.

1:07:23 Brennan: Cool. You make it part of the way to the car. You don't get into any attacks of opportunity. You're getting the fuck outta there. That's gonna be Felix. I think Felix is, oh Felix actually moving on the guard's initiative now. Ti, that's you.

1:07:44 Lily: Everyone's fuckin' right over here right now.

1:07:45 Clint: Are the door's still all locked?

1:07:48 Travis: No, the only doors that are locked now is this one and this one.

1:07:49 Brennan: Yeah.

1:07:52 Lily: And then this one. In this one they bust out this window.

1:07:54 Travis and Brennan: Yes.

1:07:57 Griffin: I don't think there's any more containing folks indoors.

1:08:02 Lily: There's no lockdown I can do in this area?

1:08:05 Brennan: No.

1:08:06 Griffin: Well there's the neurotoxin.

1:08:06 Travis: Oh. I'm sorry I forgot about it.

1:08:07 Jess: We kinda wanna get everybody out though, no, so that we can get these quarters out?

1:08:13 Travis: That's the thing, we gotta clear. The key now--

1:08:16 Jess: We almost want them to chase us out and then they're not even thinking about the quarters is what I think.

1:08:19 Clint: How much longer before Boomer goes?

1:08:20 Brennan: I think what Jess just said is something that is really critical. You guys are looking at this like a problem. This is a goddamn solution.

1:08:26 Travis: Yeah.

1:08:26 Jess: Yeah. We should all just be on the chase.

1:08:31 Travis: Yeah.

1:08:31 Lily: That everyone's leaving.

1:08:32 Travis: But at this point because--

1:08:34 Jess: We have to hijack like the next car.

1:08:36 Travis: The only other thing 'cause we talked about this earlier on is at this point you're made and I'm made.

1:08:40 Jess: Yeah.

1:08:41 Travis: Boomer's still in the clear. Rick's still in the clear. And these two still not been spotted.

1:08:46 Jess: No one even knows that they're there.

1:08:47 Travis: So at this point you're gonna die in two months and they already want me dead.

1:08:50 Jess: Let's do this.

1:08:51 Travis: Yeah let's fuckin' get outta here.

1:08:56 Brennan: Rad as hell.

1:08:56 Jess: Okay.

1:08:57 Brennan: Agnes you make your move.

1:08:58 Lily: Wait I haven't moved my--

1:08:58 Brennan: Oh Ti, yeah.

1:09:00 Jess: Oh does Agnes get any bonus, a bonus move or anything?

1:09:05 Brennan: Actually you can as you leave if you wanna, you can probably see Car-Go and Rick. You already gave one to Rick I think. If you wanna give Car-Go a Bardic Inspiration on your way out I'll let you do that.

1:09:12 Jess: Yeah. I'll give him one on my way out.

1:09:14 Lily: If I cast defender, how long does that last for? And will it hit anyone?

1:09:22 Brennan: Summoning a big ass turret is gonna give you up.

1:09:25 Lily: They'll know I'm in here?

1:09:26 Brennan: Oh you wanna do it just in the room for yourself?

1:09:29 Lily: Oh no I can't do it from here to there. Okay.

1:09:32 Brennan: No, no, I mean like if you summon a giant tower of machinery into the middle of a space no one's gonna look at it and be--

1:09:37 Travis: Hey, somethin's up with that. (Jessica laughing) Hey, that wasn't there before was it Steve? No Phil, I think that's new.

1:09:43 Lily: All right, fine. I feel like, okay, my time in this room is ending. But I can't safely get out yet.

1:09:48 Travis: Well we might just keep delaying. I mean at this point.

1:09:50 Lily: Yeah.

1:09:51 Travis: At this point you guys--

1:09:52 Griffin: If the three of us just keep delaying, delaying, delaying--

1:09:55 Travis: They'll clear out right?

1:09:55 Lily: Yeah.

1:09:55 Travis: Because they're like, oh somebody took Minetta, right? So they're clearing out to go find her.

1:09:58 Lily: Is there anything else interesting I can do tech-wise? Can I like erase his computer over there or something?

1:10:04 Brennan: Oh if you wanna take a turn just frying his server you can absolutely do that.

1:10:08 Griffin: Fuck yeah.

1:10:09 Lily: Yeah I'd like to do that.

1:10:09 Travis: Fuck yeah!

1:10:10 Griffin: Shut his gladiator shit down.

1:10:11 Brennan: Go ahead and give me a Tech check.

1:10:14 Lily: Okay.

1:10:14 Travis: Yeah!

1:10:15 Lily: What do I have to beat?

1:10:16 Brennan: DC 20.

1:10:16 Lily: Okay. That's a 19.

1:10:20 Griffin: You and mean are fucking salting this dude's earth.

1:10:22 Lily: And 11, yeah.

1:10:24 Brennan: So 19 that's a 27 Tech check from you. To the deepest root of the machinery in this server room you turn what was entire databases of information into useless heaps of plastic and metal.

1:10:40 Travis: I feel like with that information both of you somehow found out that he, like, he cut off the food to the--

1:10:49 Brennan: You see like information of like he cut off the food to the tik-teks. He mulched the compost heap. He is a bad, bad dude.

1:10:56 Griffin: We have dismantled this fucking dude.

1:10:59 Lily: Yeah this operation.

1:11:00 Griffin: You torched the vault. You fuckin' fried the server. Even if nothing else bad happens this guy he's fucking ruined.

1:11:07 Griffin: Cool. More bad stuff's going to happen to this guy. (Brennan laughing)

1:11:12 Brennan: Ti that is your turn, hell yeah.

1:11:16 Travis: It was a good one. That was awesome, very good.

1:11:18 Brennan: I will say that in the frying of the servers if you want to undo either of the locks that you've done, you can. So if you wanna undo the lock on the server room, I'm not sure why you would 'cause you can just leave it. But if you wanna undo the lock on the break room you can as well. But there's the smashed window. If for any reason you want to you can but otherwise you can just leave it. Cool, that's Ti. Boomer, that's you. : Okay, more table talk. How confident are you that you're gonna be able to log roll those quarters out?

1:11:52 Griffin: Oh around three corners? It's either that or I Kool-Aid Man through the wall which seems even more unlikely, so.

1:12:00 Travis: At this point, once again, you're still not made.

1:12:01 Griffin: Yeah.

1:12:01 Travis: So.

1:12:02 Griffin: Some help in the thing that you were brought on the team to do would be cool. (Lily laughing)

1:12:07 Clint: 'Kay and I think Boomer needs to go runinn' back to this to help with the movement of the--

1:12:12 Brennan: Hell yeah.

1:12:12 Clint: Quarters.

1:12:14 Griffin: You see me smash into the desk and I'm like: What's up? (Brennan laughing)

1:12:17 Jess: I mean we do have an explosive and we have a wall here. And we're trying to get out here quickly.

1:12:22 Griffin: We're good. We can take our time with this roll of quarters.

1:12:24 Travis: Yeah the quarters are cool.

1:12:27 Brennan: Boomer this is no sweat for you. You're a Hercules beetle you were built for this. You get two sets a arms behind you, boom boom, lodge this roll of quarters onto your back. The back end is scraping on the ground. You don't need to make any roll, you're just dragging this thing behind you, doesn't even slow you down.

1:12:44 Clint: Stabilize it with the--

1:12:45 Brennan: With the horn.

1:12:45 Clint: With the horn, yeah.

1:12:47 Brennan: Yeah you pop the horn through the paper. And you are moseying on outta here. So you take your turn getting back there.

1:12:55 Griffin: I really loosened the jar, the lid of that jar by rolling it through the--

1:12:59 Travis: Yeah.

1:12:59 Brennan: Hell yeah. Bean, that's you.

1:13:02 Griffin: Okay. Huh. I'm on the walkie still, right? So like everybody who is still on walkie knows we have the quarters, waitin' for it to clear out out there. But we more or less mission accomplished. I also know that he mulched my entire home. So that's challenging. I mean, I don't really know what else to do except for like help you pivot these quarters around the wall aside from just making sure, I don't think there's anything left for me to do.

1:13:30 Brennan: No, I mean, if you wanna let Boomer handle the quarters by himself you could like--

1:13:36 Griffin: If we could get out of here.

1:13:37 Clint: Does he know all the situation?

1:13:38 Griffin: Does Boomer?

1:13:39 Clint: Does Bean? Does Bean know--

1:13:40 Griffin: Yeah yeah yeah.

1:13:42 Justin: Bean can scout for Boomer. I mean.

1:13:44 Brennan: Yeah, Bean could like rush ahead and Stealth down the hallway or whatever because you would know that there's no one left in the surveillance room so the pressure plates is not an issue anymore.

1:13:52 Clint: So Bean knows all the stuff that's been going on here all this time.

1:13:55 Brennan: Yeah.

1:13:57 Travis: Anything that's been on walkie, yeah.

1:13:58 Clint: So there's no reason for him to go to Felix's office.

1:14:01 Travis: No.

1:14:01 Lily: No.

1:14:02 Griffin: Can we do, ooh, ooh. Okay, I move real fast. I say, I'm gonna go ahead and scout ahead.

1:14:09 Brennan: Cool.

1:14:10 Griffin: So I'm a keep an eye out, I'm a go ahead. And I, oh, I'm stuck.

1:14:13 Brennan: Ooh, I gotcha. There you go.

1:14:15 Griffin: Thank you. I stepped in somethin', hold on.

1:14:18 Lily: Yeah.

1:14:18 Brennan: There you go.

1:14:20 Griffin: So I run down the hallway and turn this corner and I see people there. So I'm like, oh, hold on. While I'm right there can I see the peanut through that window?

1:14:28 Brennan: This is gonna be a box of doom Perception roll.

1:14:31 Griffin: Okay. I'm not awful at that.

1:14:40 Brennan: Stakes are very high right now. We're gonna call this a DC 15 Perception check.

1:14:43 Griffin: Okay.

1:14:46 Brennan: 14. (Lily gasping)

1:14:48 Griffin: I have plus 5.

1:14:48 Brennan: 19.

1:14:50 Lily: Ooh!

1:14:50 Brennan: Yeah you spot the peanut.

1:14:53 Griffin: I do the Ferris Bueller like run a little bit past it and stop and back up.

1:15:00 Travis: Are you hungry?

1:15:02 Justin: That's a secret.

1:15:03 Griffin: What I am thinking, I am trying to think two things.

1:15:06 Brennan: Yeah.

1:15:06 Griffin: Do I know that Dylan is allergic to peanuts? Met the kid. We had a little moment outside. I don't know if I would know this.

1:15:15 Travis: I think it's justifiable, I talk about Dylan all the time.

1:15:19 Brennan: Give me a flat D--

1:15:21 Clint: Wait, wait Car-Go knows and he's standin' right there isn't he?

1:15:23 Griffin: This not end of the world, this is not end of the world.

1:15:25 Brennan: Not end of the world either way. Give me a flat, we'll call it a DC 10 Intelligence check just to see if you remember.

1:15:32 Griffin: 16.

1:15:32 Brennan: You remember a thing about Dylan being allergic to peanuts.

1:15:34 Griffin: Okay. I stop. I see that in his office. I look down, see Felix. Look back at the peanut and go hm mm. And I'm gonna walk into his office with my remaining.

1:15:46 Brennan: Give me a Stealth check if you'd be so kind.

1:15:47 Justin: Who's in there? (group laughing)

1:15:49 Brennan: Just 'cause there's guards on the hallway.

1:15:50 Justin: Oh right.

1:15:50 Brennan: They can still spot 'em.

1:15:53 Griffin: That's a critical failure.

1:15:55 Lily: Oh damn.

1:15:55 Jess: Oh no.

1:15:58 Lily: Why?

1:15:59 Travis: Can I help by struggling. Struggling is very distracting.

1:16:04 Brennan: You have, yeah, is there anything you can do?

1:16:07 Lily: Cast Darkness?

1:16:07 Clint: More distracting than a bomb?

1:16:11 Griffin: I can still move in there, right? They're just gonna see me.

1:16:13 Brennan: They're just gonna see you.

1:16:16 Griffin: I can, this is not a very long way to go, right, before they see me.

1:16:22 Brennan: Well let me actually see something real quick 'cause you take your move action, right. You may not even be able to, even with your high speed. I don't think 'cause 50 which is your speed currently only gets you to about here from the roll of quarters you were on. So a double move I don't think would and you stop here, see the peanut. You couldn't get to the peanut this turn. Does that make sense?

1:17:03 Griffin: I get there and that's my dash, right?

1:17:05 Brennan: That's your dash to get there.

1:17:06 Griffin: So I couldn't do anything else?

1:17:07 Brennan: So you couldn't do anything else. I'm gonna roll a straight up, let me see here. You hit that nat 1 on that Stealth check.

1:17:16 Lily: A nat 1?

1:17:16 Brennan: A nat 1. But these guys are all faced the other way and walking. I'm gonna roll a Perception check.

1:17:25 Lily: To beat a 1.

1:17:26 Brennan: I'm gonna roll a Perception check.

1:17:27 Justin: To beat a 1. (group laughing)

1:17:30 Brennan: To beat a 1. But these guys are rolling disadvantage 'cause they're very, very, they're very, very focused.

1:17:35 Griffin: If I'm adding anything I have 7 Stealth. It's a 1 but so.

1:17:38 Lily: So that's 8.

1:17:38 Brennan: Absolutely. I'm gonna roll these in the box of doom. The only thing that can save you is if these guys also crit fail which there's not a very high chance for. But.

1:17:48 Griffin: I've been lucky this episode so we'll see.

1:17:52 Clint: You make this I'm takin' you to Atlantic City.

1:17:55 Brennan: 5 is still better than a 1. You see that Tony Manchego whips around and sees you right--

1:18:01 Jess: Aw, damn.

1:18:01 Brennan: In the doorway here.

1:18:03 Griffin: Okay. Do I see him see me?

1:18:06 Brennan: You see him see you.

1:18:08 Justin: Do I see him see him?

1:18:08 Clint: Do I see him see him see him?

1:18:10 Griffin: Even if I got to the peanut with monk shenanigans I would not be able to do anything with it, right?

1:18:15 Brennan: Correct.

1:18:15 Griffin: Okay.

1:18:17 Lily: What were you trying to do with it? Eat it?

1:18:19 Griffin: Probably eat it. Probably do something to or remove it from play. Okay I'm right there. I see the peanut.

1:18:28 Bean: There's a peanut. The kid hates peanuts. I don't know how allergies works. I don't have any.

1:18:34 Lily: I already saw that on the goddamn camera.

1:18:37 Brennan: Cool. Bean, that's the end a your turn.

1:18:39 Griffin: Cool.

1:18:41 Brennan: Bada boom. Next is the guards. Okay. Tony charges. Five, ten, fifteen, twenty.

1:18:54 Jess: Oh my God.

1:18:55 Brennan: Thirty.

1:18:56 Griffin: Oh I've been waiting. For a good--

1:18:59 Jess: Ooh.

1:19:00 Brennan: All right, let me ask. I thought Tony got slammed into that glass. Oh no he was moving, yeah, okay.

1:19:04 Griffin: Did the glass break when he got slammed into it?

1:19:06 Brennan: This glass shattered a little bit there, yeah absolutely.

1:19:08 Griffin: Oh could I have not jumped through the window at least with my movement?

1:19:11 Brennan: It didn't fully--

1:19:12 Griffin: Okay okay okay okay.

1:19:12 Brennan: Like explode open. Tony's gonna take a swing at ya.

1:19:16 Griffin: 'Kay.

1:19:19 Brennan: He hits, deals you--

1:19:23 Griffin: AC, my AC's pretty good.

1:19:25 Brennan: He rolled a nat 17.

1:19:27 Griffin: Oh, I have an 18 AC.

1:19:29 Brennan: He adds a plus 6 to his roll.

1:19:31 Griffin: Oh okay, I figured.

1:19:32 Brennan: So he hits you for 9 points a damage.

1:19:34 Griffin: Okay.

1:19:35 Brennan: Bam. And he yells out:

1:19:37 Tony: We got another one! Yells that out. Other guards has a huge hullabaloo. They're chasing Agnes. I'm gonna roll to see how many of them even hear that 'cause all the sort of madness and yelling going on. The only people who notice are this surveillance guy right here and this steward here turn around. This dude starts runnin' down the hallway. The rest of these guards everybody in here moves out onto the dock. Could you give me a hand and move all the guards and everybody, Felix, everybody else?

1:20:25 Jess: How far out should they be? Like if he's the furthest. Is he past me here?

1:20:30 Brennan: No they're just all out on the combs.

1:20:32 Jess: Oh on the combs, okay.

1:20:34 Lily: Is he naked except for?

1:20:36 Jess: And then what's going on with our dear friend here?

1:20:39 Lily: This one's naked except for a top.

1:20:40 Clint: It's one of those flesh leotards.

1:20:41 Lily: A top.

1:20:44 Brennan: Bada boom, okay.

1:20:46 Jess: And then Felix is also out here--

1:20:48 Brennan: Felix is also out there, yeah.

1:20:49 Jess: Thank god they don't have guns.

1:20:50 Brennan: In the midst.

1:20:51 Griffin: Are the guards who noticed me are they attacking or is it? I guess it's not their turn.

1:20:55 Clint: Well how many noticed him?

1:20:56 Brennan: Dantes is behind him--

1:20:57 Griffin: Just two.

1:20:57 Brennan: Over there, yeah. Cool.

1:21:00 Lily: Where's--

1:21:01 Travis: So what happens?

1:21:02 Lily: Where's Car-Go?

1:21:02 Brennan: These two continue or this guy continues muscling everybody out. So Car-Go and the rest--

1:21:09 Lily: And you're still holding the bomb?

1:21:11 Brennan: Are in the doorway. Still holding the bomb.

1:21:17 Travis: So the only person going down to help with Tony is this surveillance guy, right?

1:21:22 Brennan: That is correct. That surveillance guy's running down to help with that. Okay, that is yeah they all rush out there. That goes back to Agnes, that's you.

1:21:36 Jess: So I think Agnes flies into the car.

1:21:39 Brennan: Awesome.

1:21:42 Clint: Is this Rick?

1:21:42 Jess: Whoop. Can she come off--

1:21:44 Justin: Well no.

1:21:45 Jess: Thank you.

1:21:45 Justin: Rip.

1:21:46 Brennan: Awesome.

1:21:46 Justin: Rip.

1:21:47 Clint: And he's holding a bomb.

1:21:48 Justin: Rip Duggins.

1:21:49 Jess: And then I'm guessing I have to 'cause Minetta doesn't like me very much right now. Can I cast--

1:21:55 Griffin: Is Minetta in there?

1:21:56 Brennan: You can't see Minetta.

1:21:57 Jess: Still?

1:21:57 Brennan: You don't know where--

1:21:58 Jess: Is she hiding in the car?

1:21:59 Brennan: You don't know where she is you can't see her.

1:22:00 Jess: But I'm in the car.

1:22:01 Brennan: I know the figurine's in there but you can't see her.

1:22:03 Jess: Oh okay.

1:22:03 Brennan: Yeah.

1:22:04 Jess: All right well then I just kinda do the keys. I'm ready to start driving.

1:22:08 Brennan: You can actually if you wanna go you can actually go all the way ahead and start the car this turn.

1:22:12 Jess: Yeah so I start the car.

1:22:13 Brennan: Cool. (engine turning) Awesome.

1:22:16 Griffin: Can you throw it in reverse?

1:22:17 Lily: Yeah could you fire any of these things?

1:22:20 Brennan: I think you can start the car, you cannot fire that thing in the same round that you start the car.

1:22:23 Jess: Okay.

1:22:25 Brennan: Minetta that is--

1:22:27 Jess: My Tech isn't terrible. Would that be Mech or Tech?

1:22:30 Brennan: Ti, that's you.

1:22:34 Bean: I beefed it again. (group laughing)

1:22:36 Lily: Okay. And I go:

1:22:38 Ti: What do you need?

1:22:38 Bean: An unbeefing, ow.

1:22:42 Lily: Where are you? You're in the doorway? And I can't close doors, right, I can only lock them?

1:22:47 Brennan: You can't do anything now, you fried the server.

1:22:50 Griffin: Oh shit (laughs).

1:22:52 Lily: I fried it so much that I can't even access--

1:22:54 Brennan: You got like a 27.

1:22:55 Justin: From the deepest-- (group laughing)

1:22:57 Brennan: From the deepest. I said a useless heap of plastic and metal.

1:23:01 Travis: Well, wait. (group laughing) How good would she have to roll?

1:23:06 Clint: To fix it.

1:23:08 Lily: I have a question then.

1:23:08 Brennan: Yeah.

1:23:09 Lily: How far out could I get and how far out does my fire work?

1:23:18 Brennan: You can take a, your speed is 30.

1:23:21 Griffin: You can get out the door easy.

1:23:24 Brennan: That, there's that door there. So that's the long way. And you might end up in the midst of all the bad guys over there. I'm trying to think if there's anything else.

1:23:38 Lily: But if I set a fire down this hallway how would he get this out?

1:23:42 Brennan: That's a great question.

1:23:45 Lily: But if I go out this way there's a bunch of bad. Can I go out this little window this way?

1:23:51 Brennan: Well that window, they broke one window. If you wanted to try to break the other window and get out that way it's very possible that you could.

1:23:59 Lily: There's still a guard in here.

1:24:01 Clint: It's a child (laughs).

1:24:02 Brennan: That guy is Chuck and he seems not super about it. (group laughing)

1:24:07 Travis: Chuck is chill. That's what he always says.

1:24:09 Griffin: Chuck loves rubbing coffee on his face and nothing else.

1:24:14 Travis: He's someone's nephew, that's how he got the job.

1:24:17 Lily: Here's the question. If I do a force ballista out this window will I hit the car? No. I can aim it so I don't hit the car.

1:24:23 Brennan: You can aim it so you don't hit the car at all.

1:24:24 Lily: Okay. I am gonna get to here. And then force ballista this guy straight up outta here and through this window.

1:24:34 Clint: Chuck?

1:24:36 Travis: We were just sayin' Chuck is, we just talked about--

1:24:39 Lily: I don't care!

1:24:39 Griffin: His hands are as dirty as everybody else's.

1:24:40 Lily: I don't f'in care. Chuck is in my way. And he could turn on my ass.

1:24:45 Travis: Man, Ti's really come a long way in the last couple episodes, huh?

1:24:48 Lily: And I'm f'in hungry!

1:24:50 Brennan: Okay. I'm f'ing hungry. So you're gonna create a force ballista. And you're just gonna have it make an attack. So you are gonna take your movement first, right? So that's gonna be.

1:25:02 Lily: Wait, hmm, hold on. The force ballista's 120.

1:25:09 Griffin: You have one creature object--

1:25:10 Lily: Okay I have one creature object. I can only hit it towards one creature object, right? Okay I can't hit it, I can't like angle I towards here?

1:25:15 Travis: No.

1:25:17 Griffin: I don't think you'd wanna give yourself away to that enormous creature.

1:25:20 Lily: I mean, I'm gonna give it away when a big ballista comes out a here and I run out.

1:25:23 Brennan: Here's another thing you can do. If you wanted to.

1:25:26 Lily: Yeah.

1:25:27 Brennan: You could step out into the hallway, summon the force ballista on the vehicle and have it fire at the window from the car. And then it would be on the car.

1:25:40 Lily: I can make a force ballista not immediately in front of me?

1:25:45 Griffin: It would be. You could see it through the windows.

1:25:48 Brennan: It's line of sight, I would allow you to do that.

1:25:50 Lily: I didn't know that, okay.

1:25:52 Brennan: You can make it within range basically if you can pop it up where you need it to.

1:25:56 Lily: So put it in the car. And make it down the window so it can possibly hit this guy too.

1:25:59 Travis: So then it would look like it was the car doing it and not anyone in the hallway.

1:26:02 Brennan: Exactly.

1:26:03 Lily: Yeah I'll do that.

1:26:06 Brennan: Ti, you step out into the hallway. Give me a Stealth check if you'd be so kind.

1:26:09 Clint: But she still doesn't wanna go out does she? Because even if they don't think you caused it if they see you--

1:26:16 Lily: I have to get out now there's no more reason for me to be in the room.

1:26:19 Travis: Yeah.

1:26:19 Lily: I can't do anything.

1:26:20 Griffin: Well if you wait one more turn they might leave.

1:26:22 Lily: Sorry that was not my roll.

1:26:23 Travis: Not in the box, not canonical.

1:26:27 Griffin: Shit.

1:26:27 Lily: 4 plus 4 , 8.

1:26:30 Brennan: Okay. I'm gonna make a roll for the guys here.

1:26:34 Clint: For the glass.

1:26:38 Brennan: You step out. Well it's just kinda chaos in the hallway. They spot you but they might not be able to do to much about it. But you're certainly made. Ti, where is Ti at? Where's your figurine?

1:26:48 Lily: Where am I?

1:26:48 Brennan: Oh, you're actually right here. Ti, you step out of the server room. That is one, two, three, four, five. You leap through the glass onto the desk here. It's an action to summon the turret. You hit a little button on your tech sleeve. This little ballista tower appears on the back of the car.

1:27:10 Griffin: Shit yeah.

1:27:10 Jess: Damn.

1:27:13 Brennan: Incredible and go--

1:27:15 Lily: Can I aim it in a way that it, what's 120 feet? How far is 120 feet?

1:27:20 Brennan: 120 feet is enormous, everything. You could totally hit, you could hit the guy in the hallway you could hit Chuck.

1:27:26 Lily: I wanna hit from the car, down Chuck to Tony Manchego.

1:27:30 Brennan: Whoo baby! First of all I want you to make an attack roll just for the glass.

1:27:37 Lily: Okay. Damn.

1:27:39 Brennan: I mean, this glass is sorta security glass but it's not full. So it's like they wouldn't have access to bullet proof glass or anything. So the AC in this is only 12.

1:27:48 Lily: Do I get to plus my Tech or my Mech or something?

1:27:50 Brennan: It is plus your proficiency plus your I believe it's a plus 6 to the roll.

1:27:54 Griffin: Yeah.

1:27:55 Brennan: So you just need a 4 or higher.

1:27:56 Griffin: It's Int plus proficiency.

1:27:57 Lily: I need 4 or higher?

1:27:58 Brennan: Oh sorry, you need 6 or higher.

1:27:59 Lily: 6 or higher.

1:27:59 Griffin: C'mon, c'mon, c'mon. Yeah.

1:28:02 Jess: Whoo!

1:28:02 Lily: 13.

1:28:02 Brennan: Okay awesome. Go ahead and roll 2D8 damage for me.

1:28:10 Lily: 4 and 6.

1:28:11 Brennan: 10, the glass (glass shattering) shatters apart. The ballista streaks down the hallway. Make another attack on, please make another attack on Tony Manchego.

1:28:19 Lily: What do I have to hit?

1:28:20 Brennan: He's a 16 armor class. You gotta get a 10 or higher.

1:28:24 Lily: 7.

1:28:27 Brennan: The glass--

1:28:28 Lily: That's a 1.

1:28:28 Griffin: That's a 1.

1:28:29 Brennan: That's a 1?

1:28:29 Lily: Sorry, that's a 1.

1:28:30 Brennan: You see that Tony Manchego reaches around (yells) and catches the ballista bolt in a hand. And he goes:

1:28:36 Tony: I'm a real gangster (laughs).

1:28:40 Travis: Gangsters can catch arrows?

1:28:41 Brennan: And you see that he swirls the ballista ball and now has two weapons.

1:28:46 Lily: Oh no (laughs)!

1:28:47 Travis: That’s what happens on a one.

1:28:48 Lily: I gave him, well, did it hit Chuck though? (group laughing)

1:28:52 Brennan: Did you want it to?

1:28:52 Clint: What do you mean, like went through Chuck?

1:28:54 Lily: I am, I am tryin' to hit Chuck.

1:28:58 Brennan: Chuck stepped out a the way. He goes:

1:28:59 Chuck: [while running coffee on his face] This is a hundred percent crazy. (group laughing) That is Ti.

1:29:08 Lily: Do I get chance to run out of there or no?

1:29:11 Brennan: You took your move so you made it out of the server room into the security room.

1:29:14 Griffin: You don't wanna be in that hallway right now I feel like or else it's gonna bring the wrath of God down on you.

1:29:18 Lily: All right.

1:29:19 Justin: Did that steward spot Ti? Is that who spotted Ti?

1:29:22 Brennan: No these guys in the hallway spotted Ti.

1:29:23 Justin: Oh okay.

1:29:24 Jess: Yeah none of these guys know, yet, so.

1:29:28 Travis: Did the stewards spot Bean--

1:29:31 Griffin: Yeah.

1:29:31 Travis: Or just hear there's someone else here.

1:29:33 Brennan: Did the stewards spot Bean?

1:29:36 Travis: 'Cause he heard Tony yell, There's someone else here.

1:29:38 Griffin: I'm standing in the doorway--

1:29:39 Travis: We got another one or whatever.

1:29:40 Brennan: He saw it but he had you. And was like I'm not gonna abandon, I'm not gonna wack a mole and leave the one bad guy to maybe go catch a different bad guy.

1:29:48 Clint: But did they make him?

1:29:49 Travis: Yeah I'm just wondering--

1:29:50 Griffin: These two in the hallway have.

1:29:51 Brennan: Yeah. Consider yourself made.

1:29:53 Griffin: Yes.

1:29:54 Brennan: If this, yeah--

1:29:55 Griffin: We have to kill both of them or else I'm--

1:29:57 Clint: Right, that's what I'm saying.

1:29:58 Travis: Oh yeah, no, we're just trying to figure out who to murder.

1:30:01 Brennan: Boomer that's you.

1:30:02 Clint: Oh God.

1:30:06 Griffin: Didn't he move with the quarters a bit or is he still right there?

1:30:09 Travis: No he moved to pick them up.

1:30:10 Griffin: Okay.

1:30:10 Lily: Damn.

1:30:13 Clint: Okay. Would talking on the walkie talkie be considered a move?

1:30:17 Brennan: I don't believe you have a walkie talkie.

1:30:19 Clint: I have a bad guy walkie talkie.

1:30:19 Brennan: Oh you have a bad guy walkie talkie. Yeah you have a bad guy walkie talkie, yeah.

1:30:21 Clint: Can I do that while I carry the roll of quarters?

1:30:23 Brennan: Yeah absolutely.

1:30:24 Clint: Okay, I want to, I got the roll of quarters. I can't move too far down the hallway 'cause these guys are still standin' right there, right?

1:30:32 Brennan: That's correct.

1:30:32 Jess: You gotta go kill 'em.

1:30:34 Travis: Listen at this point we gotta kill 'em one way 'r t'other

1:30:34 Lily: One way 'r t'other.

1:30:38 Travis: Well we gotta kill 'em.

1:30:39 Clint: Anyway I think he needs to concentrate on getting the quarters out a there. And say somethin' on the radio just to kinda add to the confusion. I mean to kinda spur these guys to get outta here.

1:30:50 Brennan: Yeah.

1:30:52 Clint: You know say somethin' like:

1:30:53 Boomer: It's a bomb it's a bomb it's a bomb. The bomb's on the move, the bombs on the move. You guys need to get outta here. Hoping that they will see that egress is blocked so they gotta go this way.

1:31:03 Brennan: Awesome. That's a great Deception. Go ahead and roll me a Deception check.

1:31:12 Clint: 4 plus 3 is a 7. (group laughing)

1:31:18 Travis: Now you have--

1:31:18 Clint: Wait, wait, wait, hold on, wait. That was Performance.

1:31:22 Lily: Oh my God.

1:31:24 Clint: Was it not Performance?

1:31:26 Justin: 'Cause there is a bomb and it is on the move. It's not a lie.

1:31:29 Clint: I wasn't really lyin'.

1:31:29 Justin: It's not a lie, Dad.

1:31:29 Clint: There is a bomb. It's on the move.

1:31:31 Jess: Then you'll get to roll again as well.

1:31:33 Griffin: And maybe you can flip the light switch off as he's--

1:31:35 Clint: And I roll advantage on Performance.

1:31:39 Brennan: We can say in this dire hour it's the Performance of a lifetime. You may roll this as a Performance--

1:31:46 Lily: Whoo!

1:31:46 Justin: Yes, yes.

1:31:51 Clint: 14 plus 5 Performance. That's 19.

1:32:01 Brennan: The voice of Felix comes on the walkie.

1:32:06 Felix: Clear the vault! Everybody clear the vault! Clear the building! Out out! Everybody out!

1:32:11 Clint: And the winner of the Academy Award for Best Insect goes to.

1:32:15 Brennan: Incredible.

1:32:16 Clint: And then how far down the hallway?

1:32:19 Brennan: So that's five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five, thirty, thirty-five, forty, forty-five, fifty.

1:32:27 Clint: But he wouldn't get that far.

1:32:28 Griffin: Is he carrying a roll of quarters?

1:32:29 Brennan: What's that?

1:32:31 Griffin: Is he carrying the roll of quarters?

1:32:32 Brennan: He is carrying the roll of quarters.

1:32:33 Clint: So I don't think he would wanna go that far 'cause he wouldn't want them to spot him right?

1:32:36 Griffin: He wouldn't want them to see him carrying a big--

1:32:37 Brennan: Well, here's the thing. I will tell you what happens. You round the bend not expecting Tony to be there 'cause you don't have a good guy walkie. The second Tony sees you Tony looks and sees you kind of the roll of quarters and goes:

1:32:51 Tony: Good man, that's a good man! The boss is gonna love you gettin' those quarters outta here. (laughing)

1:32:57 Boomer: That's what I was thinkin'. This is exactly, Tony, I am so sorry that we've had our problems in the past. You're a freakin' genius.

1:33:04 Tony: You're a freakin' genius right now.

1:33:06 Boomer: I am!

1:33:12 Brennan: Fifty, fifty-five, sixty. You are here with the quarters on your back. Of all the lies--

1:33:17 Griffin: Did he see me also standing?

1:33:20 Brennan: Yeah but Tony figures that he's doing the thing he needs to be doing.

1:33:22 Lily: Hell yeah.

1:33:23 Clint: Save the quarters!

1:33:24 Lily: These windows are open. You can get outta there from there now.

1:33:28 Brennan: You see that Tony's fighting but he's like, of all the lies that you could have picked to tell a bomb going off in the building explains you running out of the vault with a roll of quarters.

1:33:40 J: How he got it, they're like whatever.

1:33:42 Travis: That's not important.

1:33:43 Brennan: If someone smarter than Tony Manchego was here maybe they would have cracked it. That is Boomer's turn. Bean, that's you baby.

1:33:53 Griffin: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It sure is huh. Tony Manchego's been hit by him. Did you deal damage when he like tackled him?

1:34:04 Clint: When I slammed him into the glass.

1:34:05 Brennan: I rolled that as an Athletics check to get him to stop grappling Car-Go.

1:34:10 Griffin: It was not a damage, so he's not hurt.

1:34:12 Brennan: I never asked Clint to roll damage because I was treating it as you mainly wanting to get the stronger, badder guy off of him because technically dealing damage does not break people. That was a shove action rather than a damage action.

1:34:25 Clint: So you tryin' to figure out how David and Goliath that would be.

1:34:28 Griffin: Oh, I can beat this dude's ass. But I also wanna get this peanut.

1:34:31 Travis: Yeah I would say better part of valor.

1:34:35 Griffin: I don't know what that means.

1:34:35 Travis: Discretion, no discretion is the, time to run away.

1:34:40 Clint: Nutrition is the better part of valor.

1:34:40 Lily: Fuck the peanut, we can always get--

1:34:42 Justin: That wasn't among the options. It was beat this dude's ass or eat a peanut.

1:34:45 Travis: No, run away, run into the office.

1:34:47 Justin: He came here to kick ass and eat peanuts. (Clint laughing)

1:34:49 Travis: 'Cause then you would circle back through the window--

1:34:50 Lily: And he still got a peanut.

1:34:50 Travis: Which is now cracked. Have him follow you in the office and then you escape through the window.

1:34:57 Griffin: I'm gonna take an attack of opportunity for sure, for sure, for sure, right? If I try to dip outta here and go.

1:35:02 Brennan: Unless you take a disengage action, yeah.

1:35:04 Griffin: My action's going to be eating a big peanut.

1:35:07 Lily: [through laughter] Oh my God.

1:35:09 Brennan: I need to and I love it. But I'm going to do something now just so that we can get clear. I'm gonna hold this peanut next to your--

1:35:19 Griffin: Oh it's not gonna be, I'll have to roll. (group laughing)

1:35:22 Clint: Wait a minute, what if Bean's allergic to peanuts?

1:35:25 Griffin: Oh, we'll have to find out.

1:35:26 Brennan: We'll find out.

1:35:27 Clint: Look and see if he's got a bracelet around his wrist.

1:35:30 Brennan: Cool. One way or another you can definitely get your hands on the peanut. If you attempt to eat it. That's gonna be one bad daddy of a roll. I'm gonna let you know that right now.

1:35:41 Griffin: Cool, well I just got my one out of the way. So the next one should by a 20 just by law of large numbers. You gotta stop spinnin' that ring. (Brennan laughing)

1:35:48 Clint: Sorry.

1:35:55 Griffin: I'm tryin' to think if there's a lie Bean can tell. But I'm almost certain that's not his strong suit. I think he would say: “Aw, man it's me the peanut inspector.” That's nothing. And then it's gonna be a lot easier to take my time eating that peanut if I kill Tony Manchego.

1:36:16 Justin: (laughs) I bet that's a sentence you never thought you'd say out loud.

1:36:18 Lily: You're just gonna stay. (group laughing)

1:36:22 Travis: “I'm really gonna take my time eating that peanut if I kill Tony Manchego.” That's a tee shirt.

1:36:27 Justin: I bet no one ever said that sentence in all of English.

1:36:30 Travis: They just checked off the last sentence in the book.

1:36:32 Lily: Yeah Natalie Portman's in Garden State going.

1:36:38 Brennan: Let me ask this. The, you can attempt to kill Tony Manchego.

1:36:46 Griffin: Oh you know what.

1:36:47 Brennan: What's that?

1:36:48 Griffin: Is picking up the peanut an action? Just like grabbin' the peanut.

1:36:51 Brennan: Picking up the peanut's not even an action.

1:36:53 Griffin: I'm gonna attack Tony Manchego right now. I got a thing.

1:36:56 Brennan: Okay, yeah roll an attack.

1:36:57 Griffin: I'm gonna take my Q tip and--

1:36:58 Brennan: Picking up the peanut is an object interaction. You get a free one of those per round.

1:37:02 Griffin: Okay so that's a 3 plus 7, 10

1:37:05 Brennan: 10 does not hit.

1:37:06 Griffin: Okay. I swing and it doesn't hit him. And I go [Griffin shrugs] and I run in the opposite direction. Because I am Mobile, I ignore opportunity attacks from any creature I attack during a turn.

1:37:19 Brennan: Ooh, awesome. Okay.

1:37:23 Brennan: So I boink him and it's nothing cause I accidentally use the cotton swab end and I'm like well, okay and I bolt and avoid his counter and--

1:37:32 Brennan: Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five.

1:37:32 Lily: Oh, interesting.

1:37:35 Brennan: You're at the peanut. You scoop it, no sweat.

1:37:40 Griffin: Can I smash through the window and?

1:37:46 Brennan: 100 percent. I'm gonna say it's already cracked. Give me a DC 15 Athletics not Acrobatics. DC 15 Athletics. If you get less than 15 you can still go through but you're gonna take damage.

1:38:01 Griffin: 19 plus 3, 22.

1:38:04 Brennan: You take a swing, he goes:

1:38:04 Tony: Ha ha ha. Takes the ballista, swing it, you duck under, somersault into the room, swing around grab the peanut and using your back shower Tony Manchego in shards of glass. You land out there. This is, that's thirty movement right there.

1:38:21 Griffin: So I still got a bit more huh? Well, I'm not exactly sure what is the best.

1:38:30 Lily: And Tony Manchego's around the corner at this point. He's not actually there.

1:38:33 Travis: No, he's still there.

1:38:35 Lily: He's like right outside the window.

1:38:37 Brennan: Oh who's right outside? Oh yeah, Tony Manchego's right there, yeah.

1:38:39 Griffin: Yeah. : You hop out. But he still can't get attacks of opportunity on you.

1:38:42 Griffin: Right, I can run away. The question is in which direction do I wanna move?

1:38:46 Lily: Run out.

1:38:48 Brennan: There's no exit this way.

1:38:50 Griffin: No I know but if I run this way I'm just gonna be, he'll be able to run and get me. I don't think there's any clever way around this. I'm just gonna run and.

1:38:56 Jess: This window's open.

1:38:56 Lily: Yeah this window's--

1:38:58 Griffin: I have 25 feet to move, right?

1:39:00 Brennan: You have 20 feet to move but Step of the Wind allows you to take another dash

1:39:05 Griffin: Dash.

1:39:05 Jess: Dash in this car.

1:39:06 Griffin: Okay yeah I'll do that. I say:

1:39:09 Bean: Thanks. Just gonna look at this peanut. Why am still lyin'? Bye. (Brennan laughing) And so fuckin' wind shoots out of my feet.

1:39:17 Brennan: Wind shoots out of your feet. Take another dash with plus your remaining 20 gives you 70 feet of movement.

1:39:22 Travis: And car.

1:39:24 Brennan: I'm gonna say Bean you smash the window, peanut in hand. You sprint, flip past Ti and land on the back of the car.

1:39:32 Lily: (gasps) Yes!

1:39:33 Griffin: Can I run up the roll of quarters?

1:39:34 Brennan: You run up the roll of quarters, flip off of Boomer. And you land on the back of the car with that fuckin' peanut.

1:39:40 Griffin: I land and I see you and I say:

1:39:40 Bean: Peanuts or pretzels? Just kidding, just have the peanut. Airplane joke.

1:39:46 Travis: How do you know about airplanes?

1:39:48 Griffin: They're up in the sky.

1:39:49 Travis: Okay?

1:39:50 Clint: With the gods.

1:39:50 Lily: Yeah.

1:39:52 Brennan: Incredible. They see you. The guards all out there scream, yell seeing you leap out. Felix goes, you see that yeah, Felix out there says:

1:40:06 Felix: The peanut! You see all of the like Clicko men look around at each other and you see that he goes, Felix goes:

1:40:17 Felix: You get that back in!

1:40:19 You hear: Cling! The detonator, hold on one second.

1:40:25 Griffin: Oh, Jesus.

1:40:30 Clint: Have you ever had a battle go three episodes?

1:40:34 Brennan: The detonator is smashed out of his hand and destroyed as Minetta on top of the ballista fires a bolt. Felix bloody hand clutched to his chest. The detonator is gone. And the guards scramble to help Felix.

1:40:51 Lily: Doesn't he have control of the guards now 'cause he has the peanut? Aren't the Clicko men loyal to whoever has the peanut?

1:40:56 Brennan: It's not--

1:40:57 Griffin: It's not the conk (laughs)!

1:41:01 Travis: I am the peanut man now!

1:41:03 Griffin: I say look at me. I'm the captain now. (group laughing)

1:41:07 Jess: I thought the same thing.

1:41:09 Clint: It was a good thought.

1:41:10 Jess: I thought they were all gonna turn on him.

1:41:12 Griffin: “Now I can kill the boy!”

1:41:15 Travis: I control Dylan's life and death. I am the God killer.

1:41:21 Brennan: The Clicko men, there's confusion amongst the Clicko men. Speed is confused. There's other people out there. As Felix goes down Tony and this other surveillance guy rush down the hallway as fast as they can. Car-Go that's you.

1:41:39 Travis: 'Kay. Dear Diary (laughs). (Clint laughing)

1:41:43 Jess: Is Minetta like over here?

1:41:44 Griffin: This is the most insane thing I've ever seen.

1:41:48 Lily: Minetta's like up here.

1:41:48 Travis: Don't say it. Save it, save it. You'll see. Okay so Car-Go I assume the guy, the steward is pretty confused at this point.

1:42:02 Brennan: Sure.

1:42:04 Travis: Can I sneak attack him?

1:42:06 Brennan: You absolutely may.

1:42:07 Travis: Okay. I'm going to do that.

1:42:10 Brennan: He's gonna to make an Athletics with, oh actually you don't need, that's right, grapple still lets you attack in 5e.

1:42:16 Travis: Yeah.

1:42:16 Brennan: So you're able to attack.

1:42:19 Travis: 16 plus, it's on my cards.

1:42:25 Griffin: What do you keep doin' with your cards?

1:42:26 Travis: Oh okay, 16 plus 4, a 20.

1:42:30 Brennan: 20 you hit.

1:42:32 Travis: Great and then I'm gonna have a D8. Attack 2 plus 6, 8, 9.

1:42:42 Brennan: Plus your Dex I think, right?

1:42:44 Travis: Yeah it's 12.

1:42:45 Brennan: 12. You see the steward drops right next to you. He's dead.

1:42:51 Brennan: Yeah, unconscious.

1:42:52 Travis: Well, I wanted him dead, that's fine. And then my move action.

1:42:56 Lily: It's rubber band.

1:42:57 Travis: I'm going to charge. (calvary charge)

1:43:01 Brennan: Hell yeah.

1:43:01 Griffin: Hell yeah.

1:43:04 Brennan: Dope as hell. You charge, I assume you're charging for the getaway vehicle.

1:43:11 Travis: Yeah. So when you dash. No, I'm going the opposite direction of the getaway vehicle. I'm leading the bad guys away from them.

1:43:20 Brennan: Okay awesome.

1:43:21 Travis: So when you use dash you can use a bonus action to make one melee attack or to shove a creature. And so--

1:43:29 Jess: And you wanna shove through this crowd?

1:43:31 Travis: Yeah. That was my plan.

1:43:33 Brennan: Hell yeah.

1:43:33 Jess: I probably see you do it.

1:43:33 Brennan: The guy right in front of you is Speed. You goin' for speed?

1:43:37 Griffin: Stiff arm this creep.

1:43:37 Jess: Yeah.

1:43:39 Brennan: Cool.

1:43:40 Travis: Wait, no, the guy just attacks you. You're like, I'm just gonna run past him and--

1:43:44 Brennan: Yeah, you've already taken your attack action--

1:43:45 Travis: Okay.

1:43:47 Brennan: So but you can make an opposed Athletics against Speed if you'd like, to shove him as you charge away.

1:43:52 Jess: He can be a car, too.

1:43:55 Griffin: Oh my god, that's good.

1:43:56 Travis: 19 plus 5, 24.

1:43:57 Brennan: Speed rolled a--

1:43:58 Travis: Wait, for Athletics, 19 plus 4, 23.

1:44:01 Brennan: Speed rolled a nat 3, you flatten his ass. And you full station wagon outta there. I'll grab, you're outta there, man. You see Felix from the ground with the injured hand.

1:44:16 Clint: Am I gonna have to do this the rest of the game?

1:44:17 Travis: Yes. (Brennan laughing)

1:44:18 Lily: Can you grab Dantes? (Brennan laughing)

1:44:24 Justin: There we go (laughs).

1:44:24 Brennan: There you go. With his injured hand Felix says,

1:44:28 Felix: Get that Car-mo-bot, stop them! Yells, barks out an order.

1:44:34 Clint: Nobody has followed any of his orders. Get that fairy, get that peanut, get that--

1:44:40 Brennan: Yeah.

1:44:41 Griffin: His employees have to be like, “Which one do you want us to get?”

1:44:44 Clint: “Make up your mind boss.”

1:44:46 Brennan: That's Car-Go, Rick that's gonna be you.

1:44:48 Justin: Okay, no one's looking at Rick now.

1:44:53 Brennan: No one's lookin' at Rick.

1:44:54 Justin: No one's lookin' at Rick. Rick has changed into a different costume. He's holding the bomb and when the and he says:

1:45:02 Rick: Hey! And they turn around and they see Digginsaurus Rick.

1:45:10 Griffin: What is going on?

1:45:10 Justin: And he says:

1:45:10 Rick: How nasty do you want it? And he throws the bomb at Felix's head as hard as he can.

1:45:16 Brennan: Hell yeah.

1:45:16 Lily: There's no detonator in there.

1:45:18 Justin: We know there's a potential for it going off because it could have gone off when I was, you said that it could have gone off if I had rolled poorly, right?

1:45:24 Brennan: That's correct.

1:45:25 Justin: So there is a potential of this bomb detonating just from like--

1:45:28 Lily: Wouldn't it blast you back too?

1:45:29 Justin: I got pretty good distance.

1:45:31 Brennan: You got pretty good distance.

1:45:32 Justin: Pretty good distance.

1:45:33 Brennan: Okay. We're gonna make this a box of doom roll. What did I say before, I was like 1 through 5 it blows up?

1:45:38 Griffin: That was with a gentle touch.

1:45:40 Brennan: I'll say--

1:45:40 Justin: That was with a deft hand.

1:45:41 Griffin: A deft hand.

1:45:41 Justin: A deft hand.

1:45:42 Lily: How nasty do you want it (laughs)?

1:45:44 Brennan: I'm gonna say 1 through 10, this bad boy blows up. 11 through 20 it does not.

1:45:51 Justin: So on a low number?

1:45:52 Brennan: Yeah you want this bomb to--

1:45:53 Clint: You don't want it to go off.

1:45:55 Brennan: Or actually you want it, 1 through 10 it doesn't blow up. 11 through 20 it--  box of doom right here.

1:46:01 Justin: 'Kay.

1:46:02 Griffin: Please.

1:46:03 Justin: What roll is this?

1:46:05 Brennan: Pure luck.

1:46:05 Justin: Bomb toss.

1:46:05 Brennan: Bomb toss.

1:46:09 Justin: That's a 2.

1:46:13 Brennan: 2. How nasty do you want it? And throw a diffused bomb. It clocks him in the head. That is your…

1:46:18 Jess: Oh my God.

1:46:21 Clint: And you say, “Sorry, I was just tryin' to get rid of it!” (Lily laughing)

1:46:25 Travis: Time to run Rick. (group laughing)

1:46:29 Lily: (laughing) How nasty do you want it?

1:46:32 Justin: Not very!

1:46:33 Lily: [through hard laughter] And then it doesn’t work!

1:46:33 Travis: “Okay! I would say low to non-nasty.”

1:46:38 Griffin: “Two nasty!”

1:46:39 Clint: “That answers that!”

1:46:42 Brennan: And then I believe you still have--

1:46:43 Justin: Don't I have advantage on whether or not bombs blew up when I tossed them?

1:46:46 Brennan: Goddammit take your move action. You get a bonus, you have a bonus action and a move action left.

1:46:57 Lily: Fuck.

1:46:57 Travis: You can dash.

1:46:59 Griffin: No he couldn't move.

1:47:01 Brennan: He can move and dash.

1:47:02 Griffin: Oh right, he's a rogue.

1:47:02 Brennan: He's a rogue You could absolutely make it to the getaway vehicle this route.

1:47:06 Lily: He can get in this way. Oh no Tony Manchego's there. What am I saying?

1:47:12 Justin: I mean, here's what's tough, right? I mean I could dash. It's better that it didn't work.

1:47:20 Brennan: (laughs) How nasty do you want it?

1:47:26 Justin: I mean I guess I could go through the windows.

1:47:28 Griffin: Where are you? Oh your in the--

1:47:28 Lily: I'm close.

1:47:31 Justin: Here's what I'm tryin' to think. Is, what I'm tryin to figure out is can he, will he on his next turn be able to get to the getaway vehicle unmolested?

1:47:42 Brennan: If you delay a turn, not getting to the getaway vehicle you will be swabbed and killed.

1:47:47 Justin: Right, right, right. So it's kinda maybe on him, it's just kinda his deal, whatever he needs. Okay.

1:47:53 Clint: But this is gonna make him, right?

1:47:55 Justin: Well, I'm a dinosaur at this point.

1:47:58 Clint: You are a master of disguise.

1:48:00 Travis: Get that dinosaur.

1:48:03 Justin: I'm gonna just make a bolt for the car I guess.

1:48:06 Brennan: Make a bolt for the car. I mean, this is the part of the heist where you're gettin' away. This is the get away.

1:48:09 Lily: Yeah.

1:48:09 Travis: Yeah.

1:48:10 Griffin: But we all try one last sorta weird thing.

1:48:12 Lily: A slick move. Eat the nut.

1:48:14 Brennan: Go ahead and move Digginsaurus Rick to the getaway vehicle.

1:48:15 Jess: Is that him?

1:48:16 Brennan: Yeah. That is going to be, oh that's Rick. Ti, that is you.

1:48:26 Lily: All right, I get the rest of the way to the car also.

1:48:31 Brennan: Awesome.

1:48:32 Lily: And then can I, I still do a move also?

1:48:36 Brennan: You can do, you have an action left. You can move into the thing and have an action.

1:48:39 Jess: Eek. Maybe.

1:48:40 Bean: You wanna eat a peanut?

1:48:41 Lily: Okay nobody good is over here anymore.

1:48:44 Jess: Besides.

1:48:46 Lily: Dantes is safe, he goes in his shell.

1:48:49 Travis: Dantes, his AC has to be out of this world, right, as a turtle.

1:48:52 Clint: Well like I said, he could suck into his shell and close up.

1:48:53 Travis: His AC is like 35.

1:48:55 Lily: Great. I cast flamethrower.

1:49:02 Justin: Hell yeah.

1:49:02 Brennan: Hell yeah. Hold on one second.

1:49:04 Clint: So that still might kill Dantes.

1:49:07 Lily: He's fine, Dantes is on the car.

1:49:08 Justin: Turtle soup.

1:49:09 Lily: Did you pick up Dantes?

1:49:09 Jess: On his move he moved back.

1:49:12 Clint: I was just standin' around the corner.

1:49:13 Lily: I can't believe Car-Go didn't pick up Dantes.

1:49:15 Travis: How's he gonna pick him up? He's as big as I am. (Jessica laughing) He's a turtle. Turtle's like this big. Turtle's this big.

1:49:25 Lily: Should put him on the car.

1:49:26 Travis: No! Turtle's this big.

1:49:30 Brennan: Sorry you guys. Just open somethin' up real quick.

1:49:33 Travis: Dear Diary.

1:49:35 Brennan: Okay.

1:49:36 Jess: Poor Boomer in there.

1:49:36 Justin: Can't believe it took them three hours and change.

1:49:37 Jess: Boomerang fast.

1:49:40 Travis: I don't know why they didn't just walk over and ask.

1:49:43 Clint: Could we have the roll of quarters?

1:49:45 Brennan: Okay you summon a flamethrower, go for it.

1:49:47 Lily: Yeah, what do I have to roll?

1:49:48 Brennan: You don't gotta roll shit.

1:49:49 Lily: Whoo!

1:49:49 Brennan: Hold on one second. You mod your flamethrower appears.

1:49:55 Lily: Whoa!

1:49:55 Griffin: Holy shit.

1:49:57 Travis: That's amazing.

1:49:58 Lily: Does it work?

1:49:59 Travis: No, Lily. (group laughing)

1:50:02 Clint: Yes, yes. We have to move.

1:50:06 Griffin: Are you summoning it on the car?

1:50:08 Travis: Yeah.

1:50:10 Lily: Can I make it anywhere?

1:50:11 Brennan: You can make it anywhere.

1:50:12 Justin: That's all right, have fun with it.

1:50:14 Lily: I am tryin' to, is the car safe? Can I make it so that it doesn't hit the car?

1:50:19 Griffin: It's a 15 foot cone, so yes.

1:50:20 Lily: Yeah.

1:50:23 Brennan: It's a 15 foot cone. So you can make it so it doesn't hit the car, absolutely.

1:50:26 Lily: Can I just put it on this? And do that so that I just have it with me still?

1:50:29 Brennan: Yeah you can create it. It won't be able to hit them this turn but you can absolutely create it. Then spend a turn creating it so that you have that extra mod on the back of the getaway vehicle.

1:50:37 Lily: Oh no, can I create and use it this turn?

1:50:39 Brennan: You can create it and use it this turn if you create it off the vehicle.

1:50:42 Lily: Oh I get it. Then I create it and use it this turn.

1:50:45 Brennan: Cool.

1:50:45 Jess: Whoa, so cool.

1:50:46 Griffin: That's going to--

1:50:47 Jess: Look at that.

1:50:47 Griffin: Murder all of these--

1:50:48 Travis: They're all plastic men.

1:50:50 Griffin: Also this is a dex save, right?

1:50:52 Brennan: Yes.

1:50:53 Griffin: 'Kay Speed is prone.

1:50:55 Brennan: Yep.

1:50:55 Griffin: Just so everybody.

1:50:55 Lily: Yeah.

1:50:57 Brennan: Go ahead.

1:50:58 Travis: Oh yeah 'cause I put some fool down. Yeah.

1:50:59 Brennan: You do one D8 fire damage to everybody standing in that crowd except for Dantes who's out of range.

1:51:08 Travis: And would you say because they're plastic men they might have a weakness to fire damage?

1:51:12 Brennan: It might melt their faces off. Go ahead and roll one D8 for me.

1:51:17 Lily: That's this guy?

1:51:18 Brennan: That's that guy right there.

1:51:20 Lily: 4.

1:51:22 Brennan: 4. You blast fire out of the turret. All of them scream and rush back. They're badly injured. Felix is burned as well. You see that also they all those who were about to rush the car back away from this insane turret that just faced in front of them. That is Ti's turn. Next we are moving to--

1:51:42 Justin: Hey! That didn't blow up the bomb?

1:51:46 Clint: Yo! Brennan looks at the camera, like he hadn’t thought about that. His face looks extremely excited.

1:51:49 Justin: Huh. (laughing)

1:51:50 Jess: Oh my God.

1:51:50 Travis: Huh.

1:51:52 Lily: Dude, but does fire blow up bombs?

1:51:54 Travis: Yeah, yeah you know what historically I would say--

1:51:57 Griffin: I got a scientist friend, I'm gonna call him real quick.

1:51:59 Lily: Okay call a friend.

1:52:00 Travis: Hey, is this Bill Nye?

1:52:03 Clint: But now if it does somebody's gonna get caught in the blast.

1:52:05 Justin: No, hey listen that's, no, he'll be fine.

1:52:09 Brennan: You hear Dantes go,

1:52:09 Dantes: Oh my, time to box up. And suck his legs and head into the shell. A colossal explosion rocks the front of the vault building. Clicko men go flying. Felix and Speed go flying. Car-Go just makes it out of the blast. Even your vehicle gets shunted a little ways out about like five feet. Boomer, it is your turn.

1:52:39 Justin: By the way, Rick is screaming like:

1:52:41 Rick: Pretty nasty, I guess! (group laughing)

1:52:44 Lily: He's the French guy now!

1:52:47 Brennan: Incredible. Boomer, that's you baby.

1:52:48 Clint: Okay, are they dead?

1:52:52 Justin: They (laughs) ain't good.

1:52:53 Brennan: They're not doing great. But they are in varying states. Some of these guys were extremely weak. Some of them were extremely serious.

1:53:01 Clint: How's Felix?

1:53:03 Brennan: You as a character cannot tell.

1:53:03 Travis: How's his heart?

1:53:05 Clint: Okay.

1:53:07 Lily: If I leave something like this behind do they then get to use it?

1:53:10 Griffin: It's arcane, right, so it'll just disintegrate at some--

1:53:12 Brennan: It'll disintegrate at some point. It'll fall apart. It'll stop working, yeah.

1:53:14 Lily: Okay great.

1:53:16 Clint: Okay.

1:53:16 Justin: Haul ass. Just haul ass.

1:53:17 Clint: Just gonna haul ass and then take off flying to clear that last part.

1:53:22 Brennan: With a thudding, boom boom boom boom you hoof, you totally flatten the guy in yellow. Leap and wings spread. Bam. The peanut, the roll of quarters are in the back of the getaway vehicle. You see Agnes, it is your turn.

1:53:42 Jess: I book it.

1:53:43 Brennan: You hit the gas. The car peels out of there. Minetta in the ballista looks down, sees Agnes, squints and goes:

1:53:51 Minetta: Cool?

1:53:54 Agnes: We cool.

1:53:56 Brennan: You see that she smiles, mans the ballista again. Car-Go peels off ahead of the getaway vehicle. Boomer, Digginsaurus Rick, Bean holding the peanut and Ti are all in the back of the getaway vehicle. You peel out from the vault with fried server and a ashy wasteland of all of Felix's treasure. He covered in flame calls something out on the walkie, most of his men scattered and dead. You see that as the soot dissipates, Speed gets up, transforms into his sports car self. And you see Dantes has vanished. You see Dantes nowhere. You head out to the air conditioner. (tires squealing) Peel around. Start heading for the trap door vent in Max's room. And you hear the whir of a distant fan kick alive. (group moaning)

1:54:50 Griffin: Are you sure?

1:54:51 Brennan: I am positive.

1:54:53 Jess: Oh come on.

1:54:53 Travis: Check your notes, check your notes.

1:54:54 Clint: Maybe it's the back of the microwave.

1:54:56 Lily: Let us roll for it.

1:54:57 Brennan: Let us roll for it. Sure if you wanna go back to the server room and try to stop the fan.

1:55:01 Clint: Let him go.

1:55:01 Travis: Dad!

1:55:02 Clint: Just let him go.

1:55:03 Brennan: That's it for this episode of Tiny Heist. Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion. Bye. [NEXT EPISODE - Episode 6: The Great Chase] [PREVIEW]

1:55:09 Minetta: Word got out he'd kill the kid.

1:55:11 Car-Go: There's nothing I wouldn't do for Dylan.

1:55:13 Felix: I'm gonna show you what a piece a theater I've been preparing. It's about a beetle who dies is swept into the trash and forgotten.

1:55:21 Boomer: Bring it, hoss.

1:55:22 Brennan: A Mad Max convoy of fairy dust animated vehicles peels after you.

1:55:28 Felix: You give me that nut!

1:55:30 Travis: If we drive up past here do we have to then switch to another?

1:55:33 Brennan: We might have a couple of these. (group gasping) Transcribed by Matthew Edited by Socks