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Agnes
Agnes is "a sassy older fairy who loves hanging out at the casino", played by Jessica, who is usually at a slot machine but is at the high roller's table today TH E1·00:40:37. She is perpetually smoking small cigarettes that she snips from one giant cigarette kept in her hotel room TH E1·00:40:57. Garbanzo says she lives in the penthouse upstairs at Shoeby's, and Car-Go tells her she is the team's bank roll and its respect, since people know her TH E1·01:47:11 TH E1·01:55:40. She answers that she is also a pickpocket, and she has told Garbanzo of a giant gold tooth in her suite that he has long had on his mind TH E1·01:55:55 TH E1·01:46:41.
Agnes is a sassy older fairy who lives in the penthouse above Shoeby's, is known and trusted there, and steals for pleasure TH E1·01:47:11 TH E1·01:24:29. In TH_01 she offers Garbanzo her giant gold tooth in return for the loan of his performers, and he asks her to tell him when a certain steward might break curfew; she answers that this could be arranged TH E1·01:45:36 TH E1·01:49:04. At Shoeby's in TH_02 she lifts Marty's dossier, and Brennan later describes her hand slipping it right back into his coat TH E2·00:07:25 TH E2·00:50:38. Her Sleep spell does not beat a goon's hit points, he drops her with a knee to the neck, and Brennan calls her unconscious; Rick carries her to the first-aid-kit hospital, where mouse doctors stabilize her TH E2·01:47:39 TH E2·01:47:48 TH E2·01:58:13.
In TH_03 she wakes in that hospital and tells the doctor she was told she has only two months left and picked her own treatment TH E3·00:03:31. A natural 20 on a Wealth check gives her a garage of old cars, she lets TI pick the vehicle, and she proposes bringing in The Incredible Dantes to get the key from Felix TH E3·00:35:21 TH E3·00:52:08 TH E3·01:47:37. On the night of the heist she tells the crew she has visited doctors, does not have much longer, and wants them to take care of each other TH E4·00:08:34 TH E4·00:08:48. She leads the con on Felix, rolls a natural 20 to take the key, and passes it to Boomer in the corridor TH E4·00:44:37 TH E4·01:03:07 TH E4·01:24:51.
In TH_05 she flies to the gate and snips the floss so it cannot close, gives Bardic Inspiration to Rick, and drives the car away, answering Minetta's "Cool?" with "We cool." TH E5·00:40:07 TH E5·00:12:59 TH E5·01:53:42 TH E5·01:53:54. She drives the getaway vehicle into the side vent in TH_06, puts two stewards in a car to sleep with Sleep, and blinds a driver with Dancing Lights during the chase TH E6·00:05:16 TH E6·00:52:25 TH E6·01:16:57. In the epilogue she gives her roll of quarters to the team, then dies at a slot machine as it pays a jackpot TH E6·02:00:23 TH E6·02:00:28 TH E6·02:00:55.
Character sheet — Tiny Heist
Tiny Heist sheet of Agnes (played by Jessica Ross). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.
Skills
- Deception: +4 TH E4·01:21:43 TH E4·01:21:46—
- Gambling: +7 TH E1·00:44:15—
- Investigation: +3 TH E4·01:36:45—
- Perception: +3 TH E5·01:07:14—
- Performance: +4 TH E4·01:54:06—
- Persuasion: +5 TH E1·01:45:51—
- Sleight of Hand: +9 TH E2·00:08:40—
- Wealth: +5 TH E3·00:34:36 TH E3·00:34:44+5 TH E1·01:46:15—
Saving throws
- Dexterity: +7 TH E6·01:31:34 TH E6·01:31:38—
Features
- Bardic Inspiration — Agnes has "bonus action inspiration" to give an ally; it adds an extra d6 to a roll. TH E2·00:47:29 TH E2·00:49:52
- Quick-Fingered — Brennan reminds her she has the Quick-Fingered feat: a bonus action allows a second Sleight of Hand check in a round. TH E4·01:02:32 TH E4·01:02:46
Spells
- Sleep — Cast on a bug at 5d8; the roll of 12 does not beat his hit points. TH E2·01:45:59 TH E2·01:46:18 TH E2·01:46:40
- Unseen Servant — "I do have Unseen Servant." TH E3·00:44:37
- Sleep — Cast as a second-level spell (7d8); rolls 29 against stewards with 12 hit points each. TH E6·00:53:09 TH E6·00:53:15 TH E6·00:53:44
- Dancing Lights — Four little lights from her cigarette ash, put in front of a driver's eyes; Brennan allows disadvantage on his driving check. TH E6·01:16:40 TH E6·01:16:52 TH E6·01:16:57
Items
- Giant cigarette — One giant cigarette kept in her hotel room, snipped into mini cigarettes. TH E1·00:40:57
- Giant gold tooth — Kept in her suite at the casino; she offers it to Garbanzo in a deal. TH E1·01:45:36
- Fanny pack — Holds a little fairy dust: Agnes "might have a little bit in my fanny pack"; Brennan confirms there is some left. TH E1·00:54:56 TH E1·00:55:00
- Beat-up old cars in a garage — Granted by Brennan after the natural 20 Wealth check: a couple of old cars in a garage in the neighborhood; they need fairy dust to run. TH E3·00:35:21
- Sending stone — One of four sending stones; Lily gives one to Agnes. TH E3·00:44:31 TH E3·00:43:54
- Bang snap — Lily gives Agnes one of the two bang snaps left; Brennan: "You got a bang snap." TH E6·00:27:56 TH E6·00:28:02
- Roll of quarters — Her share of the quarters; Jess: "gave her roll of quarters to the team" TH E6·02:00:23 TH E6·02:00:05
By episode
TH E1: Big Little Crimes
- "a sassy older fairy who loves hanging out at the casino. She's a bit no-nonsense herself." — 00:40:37
- Smokes mini-cigarettes cut from a giant one — 00:40:57
- Wealthy ("you're our bank roll"), known ("our respect" — 01:55:40), a pickpocket: "Yeah. I'm also a pickpocket." — 01:55:55; "Agnes likes stealin', that's her thing." — 01:24:29
- Lives in the penthouse above Shoeby's (Garbanzo to Agnes) — 01:47:11
- Cuts a deal with Garbanzo for his performers in exchange for a giant gold tooth and word of Marty Flick — 01:45:20–01:49:04
TH E2: Chicanery at Shoeby's Casino
- Sleight of Hand "plus nine with advantage" — 00:08:40; persuasion "+5" — 00:32:08; bardic inspiration "an extra D 6" — 00:49:52; Sleep (5d8) — 01:46:18
- Calls Marty "sweetie"; the dossier theft done while "she gives him little kisses" — 00:09:06
- Brennan: "nobody suspects you of anything. You know, you're a fairy in Shoeby's casino." — 01:45:49
- Goons: told they came for "the tooth for your boss" (from TH_01: Agnes promised her giant gold tooth to Garbanzo; the link is not stated in this episode) — 01:23:16
- Casualty: Sleep fails; "Agnes takes 28 points of damage" — 01:47:39; death saves, stabilized by mouse doctors — 01:58:13
- Brennan: "it's been a long time since there was a little heat." Jess: "She loves it." — 01:59:43
TH E3: Scheming and Scoring Fairy Dust
- Wakes "Feeling like shit, man." — 00:01:45; has been told she has two months left: "I picked my own treatment" — 00:03:31
- Has a Wealth check of 25 (natural 20) and a hidden garage of cars — 00:34:35, 00:35:21
- Has Unseen Servant; uses it to fetch mushrooms and parts — 00:44:37, 00:54:45
- Lets TI choose the vehicle: "You're out on your own for the first time ever" — 00:52:08
- Acts motherly toward the boys ("Thanks, Mom") — 00:45:30; tells them to avoid Shoeby's
- Proposes Dantes and the key-theft plan — 01:47:37; knows Dantes from Shoeby's: "A fairy never tells." — 02:00:45
TH E4: Breaking and Entering
- Before the job: "I visited some doctors, I don't have much longer" — 00:08:34; "I want y'all to take care of yourselves and take care of each other." — 00:08:48
- Leads the con on Felix: "this needs to be a fair exchange" — 00:43:52; natural 20 Persuasion to touch his chest — 00:44:37
- Steals the key on a bonus action (natural 20) while Felix reacts to Dantes — 01:03:07
- Quick-Fingered feat gives a second Sleight of Hand each round — 01:02:46
- Hands the key to Boomer in the corridor (21) — 01:24:51
- Bathroom excuses: "Can I use your bathroom?" — 01:21:17; Felix's Insight +5 almost catches her — 01:21:54
- Her Unseen Servant is "not intelligent" — 01:53:22
- "I'm at Shoeby's every night." (to Speed) — 01:37:29
TH E5: Fighting with Fire
- Walks out of the bathroom with Tony and tells Ti to lock the door behind them — 00:11:11, 00:12:32
- Gives Bardic Inspiration to Rick (and to Car-Go on her way out) — 00:12:59, 01:09:12
- Flies past the gate guard and cuts the floss: "As your flying out you take a little thing out of your fanny pack and snip one of the pieces of floss" (DM) — 00:40:07
- Decides not to fight at the gate: "My mind was to go to the car." — 01:06:20
- Starts the car and drives off; answers Minetta's "Cool?" with "We cool." — 01:22:12, 01:53:54
- Says of Minetta: "Although she hates me." — 00:40:27
TH E6: The Great Chase
- Drives the getaway vehicle; "peel the cigarette from your lip" — 00:05:16; receives both of Ti's bang snaps — 00:28:09
- Sleep as a second-level spell (29 hit points, both stewards asleep) — 00:53:44; Bardic Inspiration to Rick — 00:55:23; Dancing Lights to blind a driver — 01:16:57
- Epilogue: gives away her roll of quarters, dies of a jackpot at a slot machine — 02:00:28–02:01:19