Chicanery at Shoeby's Casino

0:00:00 Brennan: Tiny Heist! A world of big crimes, and small people.

0:00:03 Justin: Who are you talking to?

0:00:05 Brennan: The audience at home.

0:00:06 Justin: Oh my god, they’re filming. Hi-

0:00:07 Brennan: We come down to Number Four Thimble Lane, where we see a very sweet little boy.

0:00:14 Dylan: I know there’s little people out here somewhere.

0:00:16 Agnes: If I need a compliment, I’ll look in the mirror, okay?

0:00:18 Bean: Just let me have my moment. We don’t get a lot of moments around here.

0:00:22 Rick: Hey, I always say a stranger’s just a friend you haven’t met yet.

0:00:25 TI: I’m just saying it self-destructs if they get caught!

0:00:28 Boomer: Think about something from your past. This is what we do in acting.

0:00:32 Car-Go: There is unrest in the house.

0:00:35 Brennan: You see Felix hands Marty a little dossier.

0:00:39 Felix: Listen to me, you fucking numbskull. Hold onto this, and don’t gamble it away at Shoeby’s like you do everything else, you piece of shit.

0:00:45 Car-Go: We all have reasons for being here. We need information on the location of the vault. I think we can get access to Marty while he’s at Shoeby’s. Get the dossier off of him, get the information out of it, get the dossier back to him before he’s noticed.

0:01:01 Rick: Look at this convenient boy. (laughter) [END RECAP] [dramatic music plays]

0:01:14 Brennan: Welcome, one and all, back to Tiny Heist. I'm your humble dungeon master, Brennan Lee Mulligan. With me today, as always, are our tiny thieves. Let's say hello, tiny thieves.

0:01:22 All except Clint: Hello!

0:01:22 Clint: Hello, tiny thieves.

0:01:25 Brennan: On the board we've got Bean, Boomer Coleoptera, Car-Go Jones, Rick Diggins, Agnes, and Ti-83. We find ourselves here at Shoeby's Casino.

0:01:40 Griffin: Just... (applauds) (group applauds)

0:01:44 Brennan: Rick and the entire production design, Sabrina, Maxxy, incredible work. Look at this. This casino is in between a fence and a garden shed, on the property of number four Thimble Lane, the Littles home.

0:01:59 Justin: The Littles, notably the least observant family in all of history. (group laughing)

0:02:04 Travis: We should really clean up over there, shouldn't we?

0:02:06 Lily: Nah, I'd throw my shoe.

0:02:07 Clint: Where did all those Tamagotchis go?

0:02:09 Brennan: No, no no no, not necessary at all. As you guys can see here, we have a giant can of Kuatro Krazy. There are patrons in the casino. People gambling, having a good time. We have Ti, Bean, and Car-Go all over here in the slot area, with the Tamagotchis. We also have Agnes and Rick over at the card table with Marty Flick. Marty is wearing the exact same coat--

0:02:36 Lily: Oh, my god, Marty looks so funny.

0:02:39 Brennan: Yeah, he's a doofus. Marty is wearing the exact same coat he was wearing last night, when he was handed the dossier by Felix, his brother. Speaking of, Felix Flick has just walked in with Speed, and his right-hand man, Tony Manchego.

0:02:59 Lily: The mouse?

0:03:00 Brennan: The mouse is Tony Manchego.

0:03:03 Travis: Speed!

0:03:05 Brennan: Two of Garbanzo's goons are over in the corner. We also see that, high in the shadows, is Boomer, right near the two bugs.

0:03:14 Travis: Oh, he's back underneath there.

0:03:16 Brennan: Underneath there.

0:03:17 Lily: Where did I leave my bomb?

0:03:19 Brennan: You left your bomb, I think, under one of these two here.

0:03:23 Lily: Okay, cool.

0:03:27 Brennan: So I'm gonna start us off by asking everybody to roll a perception check.

0:03:34 Travis: Man, nope, I gotta 3.

0:03:36 Griffin: Nope, 8.

0:03:38 Lily: Oh, I got a good one. I got a 20.

0:03:41 Brennan: Sick. Boomer got a 7.

0:03:42 Jess: I got an 8.

0:03:43 Brennan: You got an 8. What did Rick get?

0:03:46 Justin: 16.

0:03:47 Brennan: 16, Rick, you're closer to the corner over here. You clock Garbanzo and Felix coming in, and immediately know this is very bad. You don't think Felix will kill his own brother in the middle of the casino, nor do you think that Garbanzo's goons would just openly murder someone here. But your access to Marty Flick is on a clock, with seconds remaining. A very short amount of time, anyway, remaining.

0:04:17 Justin: Okay.

0:04:18 Brennan: Other things people will notice. You're right at the front so you just notice these guys walking in. Give me a stealth roll for you as well.

0:04:26 Clint: Oh, that's a 1.

0:04:26 Justin: That's a 1, 1.

0:04:30 Travis: Everyone sees you. Even people not in the room.

0:04:33 Brennan: You roll a nat one on that stealth check. Both of Garbanzo's guys look over to you as they walk past you, and go,

0:04:43 Garbanzo Goon: Hey, you're that, you're that, the bad actor, right?

0:04:47 Boomer: Bad, I don't know about bad. Were you using air quotes?

0:04:50 Travis: (in a scolding tone) Is that how Boomer sounds?

0:04:52 Boomer: Was that a joke? Were you, like, making a gag? Yeah, I'm the actor guy.

0:04:57 Garbanzo Goon: Oh, all right. Hang back for a minute.

0:05:00 Justin: As soon as I noticed, I wanna talk to Marty.

0:05:04 Brennan: Awesome.

0:05:04 Justin: Is that possible?

0:05:05 Brennan: That is totally possible. And we're actually gonna enter an initiative order on that. Also, Ti, you clock them as well. I think you two are just enrapt in the Tamagotchi that has been retrofitted to become a gambling device that spits out beads when you win.

0:05:18 Lily: How much time is there?

0:05:20 Brennan: Well, it depends how much time you can buy Agnes and Rick, basically. You've got three different groups of people that are trying to make their way to collect Marty.

0:05:33 Clint: Now, have they seen Marty? They know Marty's in here?

0:05:36 Brennan: None of them have seen Marty. The only one of them that have seen Marty or they were talking about him were these two security fairies over by the phone. So we're actually gonna enter initiative order now. And the very first act's gonna be Rick.

0:05:51 Justin: Okay. I want to grab Marty and try to pull him under the table with me like I'm helping. Like,

0:05:58 Rick: Hey, that's your brother coming in. He's gonna flip out. Quick, we gotta hide.

0:06:04 Brennan: I'm gonna ask you to go ahead and give me a persuasion roll.

0:06:12 Justin: That's a 3, but I can add 8, so 11.

0:06:23 Brennan: 11 is good but not good enough to get a guy to go under a table in the middle of the casino. He goes;

0:06:29 Marty: (getting sadder in tone as he keeps talking) Ha, listen man, you go under there, I'm good. My brother, he's an idiot, man. He doesn't know me. He doesn't know what I'm capable of. He doesn't know what I can do.

0:06:44 Brennan: Next, the initiative as the clock is ticking down, if you have a bonus action, or a move action, you're welcome to take it. But it seems like you might be--

0:06:49 Justin: Well, I was trying to pull him also. Like, did that--

0:06:52 Brennan: If you want to have that be sort of like your move action and then kind of make like a grapple check to pull him under the table, you are welcome to do that.

0:06:59 Justin: I'll give it, you know what, I'll give it a try, see if-

0:07:01 Brennan: Give me an athletics roll.

0:07:03 Justin: Athletics is not my strong suit as a clicko man.

0:07:06 Brennan: You gotta beat an 11.

0:07:07 Justin: Okay, hold on. I might be able to not, 11.

0:07:13 Brennan: Okay, so he is holding on, but you guys both go at least, you don't get him all the way under the table but you get him with his head below the edge of the table so he can't be spotted. So he goes,

0:07:23 Marty: What the hell, man?!

0:07:25 Brennan: Agnes, you are next to act.

0:07:26 Jess: Oh, okay, so I think I'm going to go over to them as well and maybe try to comfort Marty, and in doing so try to grab the dossier from his pocket. So I'm gonna come over and be like,

0:07:39 Agnes: Sweetie, it's all right. This is my place, nobody's gonna bother you here, okay? I take care of everything. You wanna come here? Put your little head right over here.

0:07:47 Jessica: And she gives him a nice little rub on the back and then goes for the-

0:07:51 Brennan: Go ahead and give me a sleight of hand check. We're gonna call this a, I'm actually going to introduce the Box of Doom.

0:07:58 Jess: (gasps) Uh oh!

0:07:58 Lily: What?

0:08:00 Griffin: Is this deserving of the box of doom?

0:08:02 Lily: What's this?

0:08:03 Brennan: I'm gonna go ahead. Getting your hands on this dossier represents your ability to even execute this heist. There is not another key into this place for you. So we're gonna roll here. The DC on the sleight of hand check is DC 20. Very hard to reach in and grab this because he's on his guard.

0:08:23 Griffin: I'm very scared of this box.

0:08:24 Travis: Now could he help? He's there with Marty, Rick is. He's pulling Marty down. Could he help?

0:08:31 Griffin: Not in the box of doom, man.

0:08:32 Justin: I think that I've already used my two actions. I wouldn't be able to help.

0:08:36 Brennan: Those are two actions, yep.

0:08:36 Jess: So I roll the dice in this box?

0:08:38 Brennan: Roll it in the box. You need to, what's your--

0:08:40 Jess: My sleight of hand is plus nine with advantage.

0:08:43 Griffin: Oh, shit!

0:08:44 Group: Ohhh!

0:08:45 Griffin: I'm feeling much better about the box of doom!

0:08:46 Brennan: You just have to get an 11 or higher on one of these two rolls.

0:08:48 Jess: Oh, mama, okay. Whoa, what'd I get?

0:08:52 Brennan: 5, here's the second roll.

0:08:55 Justin: C'mon, you got it.

0:08:59 Brennan: 18! (group cheering) There you go. You reach your hand in--

0:09:06 Jess: She gives him little kisses, too. You're a little baby.

0:09:09 Brennan: He goes;

0:09:09 Marty: Oh, thanks. I've been having a really hard time.

0:09:12 Agnes: Yeah, I know, sweetie, I know.

0:09:15 Brennan: You whip this little thing out and you see immediately that this dossier is not written in plain English. It's written in a cipher. It's written in a code. And you see that there are three questions basically, or prompts that are written on the front. And you see it's written, there's like a hasty scrawl on the front that is addressed to numbskull. And you see that the three prompts on it say grandma, grandpa, and then the last one says first L-Y-E-T.

0:09:56 Lily: L-Y-T-E?

0:09:57 Brennan: L-Y-E-T is the last one.

0:09:59 Griffin: L-Y-E-T?

0:10:00 Brennan: L-Y-E-T, it's like an acronym. So there's three prompts on there. You realize that this is gotta be some way to prevent people from doing exactly what you're trying to do right now. The thing's written in a code. These are three prompts that only Marty or someone close to Marty would know.

0:10:08 Jess: Okay.

0:10:16 Brennan: That is your action. Are you gonna take a movement or are you good where you are?

0:10:23 Jess: Is it enough that I know that or should I slip it back in before anybody notices?

0:10:28 Brennan: I don't think you'll be able to slip it back in this turn.

0:10:30 Jess: Oh, okay.

0:10:30 Brennan: But even if you had these prompts, you should still probably be writing down what's in here in order to, because as Car-Go mentioned before, if it doesn't leave in his pocket, they'll just change everything. Like if he's just lost it, they will scrap everything in all likelihood. So it's actually gotta make it back into his jacket for this to go off without a hitch.

0:10:51 Griffin: Well, that complicates- I thought we had this one in the bag.

0:10:57 Brennan: Very cool, that's going to be the fairies. One, two, three, four, five. Fairies begin to walk down this little aisle right here.

0:11:08 Travis: Wait, do you have, is there a grid marked? What were you counting?

0:11:09 Brennan: There are grids.

0:11:09 Griffin: There are little buttons.

0:11:11 Brennan: There's little white buttons to count out speed. The fairies begin to walk--

0:11:14 Lily: And the fairies are good?

0:11:16 Jess: I should be over by him now, right?

0:11:17 Griffin: I think they're security and they're going for--

0:11:18 Jess: Or does it matter?

0:11:18 Lily: Okay. Okay.

0:11:23 Brennan: Security looks like they're going for Marty. Blowing them up would almost certainly be an act of murder. They do not appear to be bad, but they are going to fuck your shit up if you allow them to. Next one to act is going to be Boomer.

0:11:42 Clint: I think Boomer makes a beeline for Felix and his entourage, and tells him;

0:11:54 Boomer: yeah, listen boss, I think you need to get out of here because I'm pretty sure I saw a bomb under one of these machines. (group laughing)

0:12:04 Jess: Oh my God!

0:12:05 Brennan: You see, but Felix goes,

0:12:05 Felix: Boomer, what the hell are you doing here?

0:12:09 Boomer: Well, you know, I was keeping an eye on your brother for ya. You said keep an eye on things, remember?

0:12:15 Brennan: Go ahead and make a persuasion check for me. [Brennan looks over to Clint’s die] Natural 1!

0:12:22 Group: Ohhhh!

0:12:24 Griffin: God, Clint. Is that two in a row?

0:12:26 Clint: Yeah.

0:12:28 Brennan: Cool, I just want us to move Boomer over to Tony Manchego, the mouse in the blue suite.

0:12:31 Clint: Wait a minute, I'm gonna bust that out next.

0:12:34 Brennan: So you're under here.

0:12:36 Griffin: Oh God, you've made him un--

0:12:38 Brennan: Un-graspable.

0:12:40 Travis: Can I just say real quick, I just noticed that there's a top hat on this lizard that's made out of the end of a pen cap.

0:12:45 Griffin: Oh God, I just took out three.

0:12:46 Clint: So where, right here?

0:12:46 Griffin: I'm not gonna touch anything.

0:12:51 Brennan: You were over there talking to Felix. See he says;

0:12:54 Felix: Boomer, you don't do shit without my say so. I let you go run around doing your little gallivantin', you wanna run around doing Shakespeare, that's your business. If you're trailing my family, I should know about it. Tony, knock some sense into this fucking bug.

0:13:12 Brennan: And you see that Felix and Speed look like they're about to head further into the casino. And Tony, the mouse in the blue suit, says;

0:13:20 Tony: Hey Boomer, you gotta know it's not personal.

0:13:26 Brennan: That is your skill check and attempt there. Bean, it's gonna be you.

0:13:31 Griffin: Okay, good, let's see. I mean, the fairies are the closest sort of threat to us right now, right? They are the closest to the--

0:13:40 Lily: Well, we haven't done anything to put ourselves under suspicion.

0:13:41 Griffin: That's the thing, yeah. I almost wanna delay my turn. Can I do that? Can I delay my action?

0:13:46 Brennan: You can absolutely delay your action. Again, this is not a combat in the traditional sense of the word, though you are welcome to take swings if you'd like. Primarily with this, the casino is alive with activity. There are jingling machines, it's extremely noisy in here. Stealth is very easy in here. And generally speaking, there is a lot going on here. A lot of movement, a lot of potential for chaos. If you wanna delay action, you are welcome to do that.

0:14:18 Griffin: I almost think moving to a better position should. I have a speed of 50 because of how I've made this character, and I'm very dexterous. Can I jump on top of whatever this is just so I can see everything and know how to respond to whatever situation I find us in.

0:14:34 Brennan: Give me a DC 20 acrobatics check.

0:14:37 Griffin: Okay, do I have advantage on that? Dex +1 double acrobatics proficiency. No, okay. Oh my God. Oh, that's a 4, okay. Ah, 13.

0:14:51 Brennan: 13, you cannot clear to there but you can hop over to this aisle if you want to.

0:14:56 Griffin: I mean, you got this covered, right? You got this aisle locked down?

0:15:00 Lily: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:15:01 Griffin: You have a bomb somewhere, okay. I'll be our mid lane.

0:15:04 Lily: Yeah, I got it.

0:15:05 Brennan: Cool, you rush over right behind that little pink cart to kind of run interference. As you're there you still have your action left. You can use it to prepare a reaction or kinda do whatever you want.

0:15:19 Griffin: Yeah, I'll prepare a reaction. Do I have to tell you what it is?

0:15:23 Brennan: You have to tell me what it is and what's gonna trigger it.

0:15:27 Griffin: I want to run distraction on either Felix or the fairies or Bugless, if they come near me. I don't wanna stand in the middle of the aisle and be like--

0:15:42 Brennan: Looking around you-- [Brennan removes part of the battle set, making it easier to see the field]

0:15:44 Griffin: Oh, thank you, God!

0:15:45 Brennan: Looking around you, you have this huge bar here. Tons of prizes. It's like a bar, tons of prizes and things over here. The cash room right over here, the sort of like security vault. There's a bunch of bees having sugar here. There's a cart right here, more bartender stools. So what kind of action would you like to prepare should someone approach you?

0:16:11 Griffin: I have a, I mean just fighting them doesn't seem like the right call. It hasn't really--

0:16:19 Brennan: Popped off yet.

0:16:19 Griffin: Popped off yet. I would like to maybe just do something to upset these bees. Can the bees, they can like speak, they're not just like actual bees, okay. My inclination whenever I'm playing dungeons and dragons is to throw a jar of bees down somewhere and it never works out… You know what? I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna dash as my action, right? It's like a second move, and just get close to the card table because I feel like that is the sort of--

0:16:47 Brennan: The epicenter?

0:16:48 Griffin: Yeah, where everything's gonna happen. And right now, I don't know. I feel like that's the place to be.

0:16:53 Brennan: Awesome, you take a dash. You wanna move over here behind the cart next to this turtle?

0:16:58 Griffin: Yeah, I wanna look like I'm playing craps or whatever.

0:17:00 Brennan: Cool, you get over here just behind Marty looking at the craps table. That is your turn.

0:17:06 Griffin: I immediately lose $50 or whatever the equivalent is. I'm immediately taken for a ride.

0:17:11 Brennan: Just destitute, yeah! This turtle wearing a crown is like,

0:17:15 Turtle: (comically regal voice) Oh my, it seems lady luck has not smooched you, young moocher. (laughs)

0:17:26 Bean: I don't know what that means.

0:17:28 Turtle: Ohhh, gambling.

0:17:29 Bean: How's this one work?

0:17:31 Turtle: The ancient game of craps. You see that--

0:17:34 Bean: That's a funny name, man.

0:17:35 Turtle: Certainly.

0:17:35 Brennan: You see that these two gangsters, I'm gonna start here around this way. One, two, three, four, five, six.

0:17:45 Lily: [whispering] Why that way?

0:17:47 Brennan: These two look like they intend the most violence and are trying to sneak up on Marty, basically. That's gonna be Ti.

0:17:59 Lily: Okay, and did we see Agnes grab the dossier?

0:18:03 Brennan: I don't think anyone saw Agnes grab the dossier.

0:18:05 Lily: So we don't know-

0:18:05 Jess: Hell ya!

0:18:06 Lily: what's happened.

0:18:07 Travis: I think we know that that's what she's gonna do. I don't know that we know that she's done it.

0:18:12 Lily: Okay, if I do a spell, will that be obvious that I've done it? Will they be alerted?

0:18:18 Brennan: You can try to disguise it. What kind of spell are you thinking of doing?

0:18:27 Lily: Do we have people coming up this way? Where am I? I'm here.

0:18:30 Brennan: It seems like these two fairies are coming right towards you. These two, Garbanzo's gangsters have gone around the other way in this sort of less populated back corner of the casino. You can't really tell, it looks like Felix and Speed might try to go down the middle.

0:18:46 Lily: And the fairies could be good?

0:18:48 Griffin: They're just doing their job.

0:18:49 Brennan: They're literally just casino security.

0:18:51 Lily: Okay, because I could cast grease but I don't actually need to make the fairies.

0:18:57 Travis: Everybody's trying to get to Marty, right?

0:19:00 Brennan: Everyone's trying to get to Marty. The fairies are not bad people but they are going to ruin your plans.

0:19:05 Griffin: They're going to take Marty.

0:19:06 Brennan: They're going to take Marty.

0:19:07 Lily: Because we need to keep Marty to understand the dossier?

0:19:08 Travis: We just need long enough to get the thing copied down and maybe even figure out what it is, and put it back into his pocket.

0:19:13 Griffin: Back into his pocket.

0:19:15 Travis: So we just need to cause enough distraction and chaos.

0:19:17 Lily: Okay, I have a signal jammer. Will that work to like, is it possible for me to jam machines? Are they all linked? Could I possibly jam all the casino's machines?

0:19:32 Brennan: It would be very hard to jam them all but you could certainly jam some of them.

0:19:35 Lily: Enough to cause a commotion from gamblers?

0:19:39 Brennan: There are a bunch of these jackpot slot machines everywhere. If you wanted to try to override one, you definitely could.

0:19:47 Justin: Let's do it.

0:19:48 Travis: Yes, yes, yes.

0:19:49 Lily: Yeah, I wanna do that. Wherever it would cause the most commotion.

0:19:53 Brennan: Pick your spot somewhere right around here, wherever. Like, this is probably more of a choke point right there. Even the machine you're at right now, you could maybe do something to.

0:20:03 Lily: But there's nobody playing these. Okay, so let's do it here where people are playing. Let's have one try and either, no let's have one suddenly hit jackpot. Is that possible? And it just starts raining gold.

0:20:21 Brennan: Hell ya, go ahead. This is, once again, this is gonna be a DC 20, we'll call this a tech check.

0:20:28 Lily: Okay, I'm an 8 and I roll advantage on tech.

0:20:32 Brennan: Hooo, you just gotta hit a 12 on one of those rolls.

0:20:39 Lily: 15.

0:20:41 Brennan: You guys see, as these fairies start walking there's like jazz playing in the casino, golden lights everywhere. People are having a great time. Jing-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling! You watch these fairies approaching and your chance of getting this information that you desperately need to save your community. The window is closing rapidly. You reach into your bag, pull out a little tiny fragment of a SIM card, slam it into the base of the Tamagotchi, and hit the enter button on it, the little far left button a bunch of times in a row. And you see that this little sort of pixelated cat goes,

0:21:12 Tamagotchi: Meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow! (squealing)

0:21:16 Brennan: Gold beads truly rocket out of the Tamagotchi's base. All of these ants in the vicinity go like, holy shit! And just rush. And they say,

0:21:27 Ants: For the queen, for the queen!

0:21:30 Brennan: All of them immediately choke off this point right here. This mouse whips around and butts in behind you. And you see that both of the fairies, as the ants start fighting the mouse for the different beads, you see that the fairies are like;

0:21:42 Fairy Security: Uh, sirs! Sirs! Gentlemen, please, no fighting in the casino!

0:21:48 Brennan: Your jackpot strategy has choked off that entrance point for the fairies. That is going to be Car-Go.

0:21:56 Travis: Okay, so I'm going to just try to make any kind of like eye contact with Agnes first just to get confirmation, like hmm? Okay, and then so he's gonna dash over. Use my cunning action bonus action to dash over to where they are.Try to stay low, but I think right now Marty is down under the table, or at least low enough on the table and drunk. So I'd rather he not see me. They're over there, and they're far enough in the back that he's trying to stay low and not be seen getting over there.

0:22:29 Brennan: Okay, awesome, so bonus action dash--

0:22:30 Travis: Do I need to use dash to get over there?

0:22:33 Brennan: You might just be able to use your movement, honestly.

0:22:34 Travis: Because then I could use my bonus action to hide.

0:22:36 Brennan: Maybe that's the move. You can definitely get there with your movement. Where do you wanna try to hide? Do you wanna try to hide in the shoe over here? Under these beetles? Or back over in this corner?

0:22:44 Travis: I mean, I'm trying to get to Agnes to help with the thing.

0:22:49 Brennan: Yeah, you can go duck here underneath the table for sure.

0:22:52 Griffin: Shit, I hadn't seen your man yet.

0:22:54 Jess: I hadn't seen it either!

0:22:54 Griffin: That is so shit hot.

0:22:58 Travis: You should see me when I transform. It looks exactly like a car.

0:23:06 Brennan: Incredible, so yeah. You move over there and now you have your action and bonus action if you want it.

0:23:10 Travis: Great, so I have, and because I'm an inquisitive roguish archetype, I have a thing called eye for detail which means that I can make it. Let's see, as a bonus action, intelligence to check for uncover or investigation. Wanna try to decipher the cipher.

0:23:32 Brennan: Hell ya, go for it. Roll me an investigation check.

0:23:38 Travis: That's yours.

0:23:39 Griffin: [whispering] I gotta stop leaving it there.

0:23:41 Travis: Okay, 7+8, 15.

0:23:46 Brennan: 15, cool, you clock the cipher real quick. This cipher is breakable, it is not breakable in an amount of time before they change it again. So you already are like, yeah, we could break it, but by the time we did it, it would be a day or two from now and this would all be different. But you know that Marty's an idiot, so clearly this has to be something intuitive enough that he can get through it. You realize that the three prompts on the front are three simple pieces of information. They're the only things written in plain English. The first two you could possibly independently research, but you could also possibly pry that information from Marty, if it was possible to. The last thing, which is that first L-Y-E-T, L-Y-E-T, is an acronym that you don't understand. It would just be a stab in the dark. So you immediately know the nature of the information on the front, that it would be prohibitively time-consuming for you to try to break it. But with brute force, basically, like code breaking. Your best shot at getting those is pulling the info from Marty here while you somehow are transcribing this goddamn dossier and getting it back into his jacket.

0:25:01 Travis: Okay, well we've already, well, okay. We've already established the robot mind thing. Can Car-Go just like--

0:25:11 Brennan: Analyze him and try to like pull?

0:25:13 Travis: Or analyze the dossier enough to hold the information? Or because it's coded, it's not gonna stick?

0:25:20 Brennan: I'm gonna say that it would take a full action of you looking at the dossier and memorizing it. But I would allow you to paperlessly transcribe it in your own mind.

0:25:30 Travis: Okay, yeah, I'm gonna use my action on this turn to do that.

0:25:33 Brennan: Hell ya, I'm gonna need you to do a DC 20 investigation to memorize it.

0:25:39 Griffin: You got this.

0:25:42 Travis: That's an 18+8.

0:25:44 Brennan: Ooo, 26! Your eyes glow with fairy dust power and the power of your devotion to your child. Terminator robot brain this dossier. Agnes, you just like, behind the back flip it open, you scan. So it's gibberish to you, but you got it locked in. Awesome, that's gonna be Car-Go's turn. That's our boy Felix. Two, three, four, five, six. Speed's right next to him. Tony goes over to you, Boomer. He grabs your arm to take you outside, and rolls a 19 athletics check to try to muscle you out the door.

0:26:43 Clint: Okay, so I have to match that to beat it?

0:26:46 Brennan: Have to match that or beat it. Nat 1 again!

0:26:55 Griffin: Are you fucking kidding me?

0:26:57 Clint: You know, if this were Parcheesi...

0:26:59 Travis: We thought you weren't going to use that dice again! You weren't gonna use that dice again!

0:27:02 Justin: Cursed dice!

0:27:03 Travis: You weren't gonna use that dice again! (group laughing) Clint throws his die over his shoulder, hitting the dome and shaking it.

0:27:06 Clint: Oh, sorry! Oh god.

0:27:10 Jess: The dome is shaking!

0:27:11 Lily: What if the dome breaks, cracks!

0:27:13 Clint: I didn't break the set, did I? Okay.

0:27:18 Travis: No, just our hearts.

0:27:21 Brennan: Wonderful. Cool, Tony does some kind of move underneath your two left arms and he muscles you.

0:27:30 Clint: Would it be safe to say, and I know this is just backstory, but he doesn't wanna screw this up? He doesn't wanna screw up his insider thing? So he's letting him drag him out?

0:27:43 Brennan: Yeah, I think Boomer is--

0:27:45 Clint: That would explain my shitty roll.

0:27:47 Brennan: Yeah, Boomer's just letting this happen, that explains the nat 1.

0:27:50 Clint: Yeah, and he's tough, he can take it. He's not gonna get hurt.

0:27:56 Brennan: Yeah, absolutely. You get dragged outside by Tony. He drags you around to the front and he's like;

0:28:00 Tony: Boomer, you gotta have a little more common sense, bud.

0:28:03 Brennan: Bam, right into the stomach.

0:28:06 Travis: Right in the chitin.

0:28:07 Brennan: Right in the ugh, the carapace. That's Felix's turn. We are back at the top of the initiative order with Rick.

0:28:25 Justin: So, goals at this point. We need to somehow get Marty to talk in this circumstance. I mean, do we feel like we don't wanna bring this to another location, right?

0:28:39 Travis: Yeah, I think because if we throw out too much attention and they know--

0:28:41 Griffin: They'll change it.

0:28:42 Travis: Then they'll change it.

0:28:43 Griffin: We also need to get out of here without being spotted.

0:28:46 Travis: Especially me. So I would say the three things we really need to do now is crack the cipher, get the dossier back in his pocket, and get out of here.

0:28:57 Justin: We are not--

0:28:57 Lily: Or they could leave while we're still here.

0:28:59 Justin: I feel like there's an impossibility here where I don't see how we can get information about the cipher without letting him know that we've seen the code.

0:29:06 Griffin: He's drunk, he's drunk out of his mind.

0:29:09 Justin: Okay, all right, wait, yes, yes. Yes, I've got it. From underneath the table, because I've been underneath the table, you hear;

0:29:18 Rick: That's it punk, you're done.

0:29:23 Justin: And out pops Officer Rick Diggins, an undercover police officer that's been tailing Marty.

0:29:28 Travis: I think you just said Dick Riggins.

0:29:30 Justin: Rick Diggins, Rick Diggins, undercover police officer Rick Diggins who has taken the place of (laughs) Rick Diggins.

0:29:41 Brennan: You see, Marty goes (shouts).

0:29:43 Rick: All right punk, you're going away for a long, long time. We got everything. We got everything.

0:29:50 Marty: [crying] I fucked up man, I fucked up. I fucked up.

0:29:53 Rick: I know you fucked up. But you're a good kid, aren't ya?

0:29:56 Marty: I'm a good boy.

0:29:57 Rick: You're gonna help us, aren't ya Marty?

0:29:59 Marty: Please help me.

0:30:01 Rick: Listen, we're not interested in you. We're not interested in your brother. I just need a couple of answers.

0:30:08 Marty: [whispering through sobs] Okay.

0:30:09 Rick: Who's grandma and grandpa? (group laughing)

0:30:11 Jess: Oh my god!

0:30:21 Brennan: Go ahead, you can roll either persuasion or intimidate, whichever one you wanna roll.

0:30:30 Justin: It's gonna be persuasion, yes.

0:30:32 Brennan: All right, we're gonna call the same thing as always, DC 20 persuasion.

0:30:37 Justin: That's a 12+8.

0:30:41 Brennan: Ohhh, 20 on the nose! (group cheering)

0:30:45 Brennan: He goes,

0:30:45 Marty: You're asking questions about my gram grams? They do crimes?

0:30:52 Rick: Not your gram grams (laughs).

0:30:54 Marty: My gram grams?

0:30:57 Rick: No, grandma and grandpa. Listen, my roll already worked. Gimme what I need! (group laughing)

0:31:03 Brennan: You see he goes,

0:31:03 Marty: Grandma's name was Raindrop.

0:31:06 Rick: Raindrop.

0:31:09 Brennan: Marty's back is to you, Bean. Roll just a flat Intelligence check for me.

0:31:16 Griffin: Oh, this will be a failure. 9.

0:31:22 Brennan: Flat 9?

0:31:23 Griffin: 0, no, 8.

0:31:26 Brennan: 8, great.

0:31:27 Griffin: Two zeros kinda squished together.

0:31:28 Brennan: The name Raindrop is strangely familiar to you but you can't place it. You're like, Raindrop? It's weird, like you've heard that name before.

0:31:35 Griffin: I was almost helpful there for a second.

0:31:37 Griffin: Almost helpful, awesome.

0:31:40 Rick: And what about your pop pop?

0:31:42 Brennan: That's Rick's turn. Agnes, that's gonna be you.

0:31:46 Jess: Oh, no pop pop from that one.

0:31:47 Brennan: No pop pop from that one because this is all happening lightning fast because you're being approached by gangsters.

0:31:51 Jess: Okay, so then I'll also do a persuasion. And it's like;

0:31:55 Agnes: Oh sweetie, grandparents are so important. What was your grandfather's name?

0:32:02 Brennan: Go ahead and give me that persuasion roll.

0:32:08 Jess: 17 +5.

0:32:12 Travis: Yes, thank you. The rolls are coming when we need them. None of the other times.

0:32:16 Griffin: We're siphoning the numbers away from Clint.

0:32:19 Travis: But so far nothing Dad has done has-

0:32:19 Clint: I give my numbers to thee.

0:32:21 Travis: Been of that importance.

0:32:24 Marty: My grandma and grandpa were named Snow Pea and Raindrop.

0:32:29 Agnes: Snow Pea and Raindrop, that's so sweet. I bet they are so proud of you. I bet they love you so much.

0:32:34 Marty: No they're fucking not, no they're fucking not. I fucking suck. I fucking suck (crying).

0:32:40 Agnes: Family's tough.

0:32:43 Brennan: Give me another intelligence check?

0:32:46 Travis: C'mon, c'mon, be smart.

0:32:48 Griffin: 7.

0:32:49 Brennan: 7.

0:32:51 Griffin: That name rings a bell, but I can't quite place it.

0:32:54 Brennan: Can't place it. Can't quite place it. Awesome, these fairies see this madness over here, one of them goes to try to break this up, the other, one, two, three, four, five, six, begins to head around the side over here. That is going to be Boomer, that's you outside.

0:33:22 Griffin: Kick his ass, Boomer.

0:33:24 Lily: Or be nice.

0:33:26 Griffin: Or be nice.

0:33:28 Clint: Okay, I'll tell ya what. I think he's gonna try to intimidate him.

0:33:31 Brennan: Okay

0:33:34 Clint: I think he is going to say... Actually can I use... Now menacing would actually be an attack, wouldn't it?

0:33:43 Brennan: Yeah, but you can still try to demoralize him if you'd like.

0:33:47 Clint: I do, I think he's gonna say something like;

0:33:52 Boomer: Yeah okay, so you had your shot. I hope you feel better, you feel like you've done your duty. So I think it is of much more importance that we get Felix out of this building because I'm telling ya, there's something weird going on in this place. I'm pretty sure I saw something in there. Now you can take another shot at me, but this one better kill me.

0:34:16 Group: Ohhh!

0:34:19 Brennan: Go ahead and make an intimidate check for me.

0:34:21 Justin: One (laughs), 17!

0:34:26 Clint: 17+7, so that's a 24.

0:34:32 Brennan: You stand up to your full height and flex all four of your arms as you stand up. Tony looks at you, and you've given him such a carrot and a stick here of there's something that we need to do to help the boss, and also you'll be a dead man if you hit me again. And see he goes like;

0:34:50 Tony: Hey, we all need a little sense knocked into us from time to time, Boomer. No hard feelings. Let's get in and help the boss man, what do ya say?

0:35:01 Brennan: Awesome, you end your turn right there at the front. Now that's going to be Bean.

0:35:11 Griffin: So we have the beetles coming up sort of this lane and Speed and Felix

0:35:14 Brennan: Felix in the middle.

0:35:17 Griffin: Speed and Felix in the middle. Are they approaching us?

0:35:21 Brennan: Yes, they are.

0:35:22 Griffin: Okay, I think that Bean thinks his best position, his best play here is to run distraction. And so I turn to, who was my friend I was speaking to at the table? The turtle, there?

0:35:36 Brennan: The turtle, yes.

0:35:37 Griffin: I say;

0:35:37 Bean: Hey friend, hey partner. What's in that big can over there?

0:35:43 Turtle: Well, my young man, that's a big old can of Kuatro Krazy, a discontinued caffeinated alcoholic beverage.

0:35:54 Bean: Cool, cool, and I've seen numbers up there that says 98% alc/vol? That means it's quite alcoholic?

0:36:02 Turtle: That is straight poison, my guy.

0:36:04 Bean: Cool, cool, cool.

0:36:06 Travis: My guy! (laughs)

0:36:07 Bean: You've been helpful. You're a pretty slow turtle, right?

0:36:10 Turtle: Oh I'm slow on my feet but I'm quick where it counts if you catch my drift.

0:36:17 Travis: Wait, what? Hold on, That's not a great brag, dude!

0:36:20 Lily: Ew, he's quick where it counts?

0:36:22 Travis: (imitating the turtle) I'm quick where it counts!

0:36:23 Turtle: I finish in seconds. (group laughing)

0:36:26 Travis: Not very exhausting if you've got more important things to do.

0:36:30 Lily: Maybe that's what turtles like.

0:36:31 Turtle: I don't have the stamina. Everyone in my species wants it over, and over yesterday, thank you very much.

0:36:39 Justin: See, this is why you come behind the paywall. You can't get this outside!

0:36:42 Lily: Yeah, yeah, for the sexy stuff.

0:36:44 Justin: For the real hot,

0:36:44 Travis: For the turtle sex.

0:36:46 Justin: The hot turtle shit.

0:36:48 Travis: The shell on shell action.

0:36:49 Lily: Yeah, the squeaking.

0:36:51 Griffin: I say,

0:36:51 Bean: Yowza! You might just wanna start crawling that way now.

0:36:59 Griffin: And I discreetly, I think I'm trying to play it so cool, like I'm just walking around the craps table like oh come on, big four. Do we want fours? I don't know. I'm gonna make my way over to the sort of spigot connection here.

0:37:11 Brennan: Yes, okay, awesome.

0:37:13 Griffin: And I am going to take out my weapon of choice, which is a Q-tip, which I've realized since I saw my mini figure is probably not the most lethal weapon around, what with its cotton soft tip. And I'm going to just really discreetly like, almost like a cough, make an attack action against the spigot and the hose trying to severe it.

0:37:37 Brennan: Hell ya.

0:37:39 Griffin: Cause a whole big mess.

0:37:41 Brennan: A whole big mess, dope. You scoot over here with that 50 speed.

0:37:44 Griffin: I take that ant and I gently lift him and place him to the side.

0:37:48 Ant: Hey bud, buy a lady a drink first. (laughs)

0:37:51 Bean: Oh, I'm about to! (group laughs)

0:37:56 Brennan: Wonderful, the turtle scoots a little bit away from there as well, following your instructions. Go ahead and I'm gonna say that this thing has an armor, and because this is a regular object, armor class of 16. It's got 10 hit points.

0:38:08 Griffin: Okay, that is not gonna do it. That's 4+7, so that's an 11. So I think my Q-tip just barely bounces off of it and I get kinda frustrated. And then I try to remember what Master Buttons told me and I put my Q-tip away and I spend just some of my inner calm, some of my ki to activate Flurry of Blows.

0:38:32 Brennan: Hell ya.

0:38:33 Griffin: So now I'm just like right underneath it and I just go, punch, punch. (group laughing)

0:38:38 Justin: Can you imagine though as an outside observer this scene of this little person hits the faucet with a Q-tip and nothing happens, and he just starts punching it.

0:38:46 Travis: He hates that faucet.

0:38:48 Justin: What is his problem?

0:38:50 Travis: What did that faucet do to that guy?

0:38:51 Griffin: So I make two unarmed attacks.

0:38:54 Brennan: Yes you do.

0:38:56 Griffin: Ah, well one of 'em's gonna be good. That's an 18, so that hits.

0:39:00 Brennan: Hell ya.

0:39:02 Griffin: And then unarmed is one D4+5. 8.

0:39:07 Brennan: 8, the thing is badly injured, it still has two hit points left. It does not spray everywhere all over the place yet. So you, crack crack! Go into the spigot, it is still not broken. This is now going to be Garbanzo's bugs.

0:39:31 Griffin: [as an outside observer] What're you doing to that spigot?

0:39:33 Travis: [playing off Griffin] Hey, not cool! That's private property, somebody owns it. Somebody made that spigot!

0:39:39 Justin: Wait, is Garbanzo here too?

0:39:41 Brennan: Some of his goons are.

0:39:42 Justin: Okay, good.

0:39:45 Brennan: They come up, Ti, that's gonna be you.

0:39:50 Lily: Okay, in this part I've stopped one fairy but there's another fairy on that side.

0:39:55 Brennan: Yeah, you saw her tuck around to the other side.

0:40:00 Lily: Who's closest to the table right now? Of the bad guys?

0:40:04 Brennan: Of the bad guys? Probably that fairy over there, but these guys have Bean. The bugs have Bean in their way. Bean is kind of solo running interference on the bugs and Speed and Felix right now. Because right now sort of Boomer's at the front, half your party's at the table with Marty. So you're kind of trying to cover the, you know--

0:40:31 Lily: Do I have enough speed to get in front of them here?

0:40:36 Brennan: Potentially yes, you do.

0:40:38 Lily: Could I do Grease in a way where I'm just like, “I spilled grease! I'm a kid, I don't know what happened!”

0:40:45 Griffin: You know what? My son is always spilling grease.

0:40:49 Brennan: You absolutely can. So you can go ahead and cast Grease, no problem. Tell me where you're casting Grease.

0:40:55 Lily: Okay wait, but should I move first?

0:40:57 Brennan: Yes, go ahead and move where you wanna move.

0:41:00 Lily: I wanna move middle, here. I wanna get around.

0:41:02 Brennan: So we're gonna go one, two, three, four, five, six. You move right here.

0:41:08 Lily: Great.

0:41:11 Brennan: Hell ya, so you go ahead and cast grease. Which in your case, so you're trying your best to make it look like an accident. Go ahead if you'd be so kind and make a deception roll for me.

0:41:28 Lily: [whispering] Uh oh

0:41:28 Griffin : Uh oh.

0:41:28 Travis: Uh oh.

0:41:28 Lily: 20?

0:41:34 Griffin: Ooo, alright.

0:41:35 Lily: Ohhh, 16!

0:41:36 Brennan: 16, so you really convince- You know, you've been doing crocodile tears for your parents-

0:41:41 Lily: I'm a kid!

0:41:43 Brennan: And you do this sort of teen act. So you go up and you pull something off your pack.

0:41:48 Lily: So like oil that I have for fixing things.

0:41:51 Brennan: You have a little thing of pressurized motor oil. You blast gallons and gallons, well not human sized gallons, but a colossal amount of oil out of this like a pressurized hose.

0:42:02 TI: Oh I got a leaky bag, oh sorry! I gotta fix this bag.

0:42:08 Brennan: You see that one of the bees right over here go, Bee 1: It's all right, sweetie, we all spill grease every day. Every day we spill hot grease.

0:42:19 Brennan: Where is your 10 foot square of grease gonna go? Where do you want it to go?

0:42:23 Lily: How big is 10? It's just one of these squares?

0:42:25 Brennan: It's like a two by two square of dots.

0:42:29 Lily: Oh, two by two? Can I do- they can't walk around past this thing, right?

0:42:33 Brennan: Yeah, that would slow them down. They'd have to move that, yeah.

0:42:35 Lily: So can I put it here and here?

0:42:37 Brennan: Yep, right in the middle, you can do that. The bees in the middle are covered in oil. And you see one of them goes like, Bee 2: Fuck, man, oh! We don't get a lot of days off of the hive, man!

0:42:48 TI: Sorry, I'm sorry.

0:42:52 Brennan: You see, awesome, you cast Grease.

0:42:54 Lily: Do I get a chance for another action?

0:42:57 Brennan: If you have a bonus action you can take it. Otherwise, that's your action.

0:42:58 Lily: No, no.

0:43:00 Brennan: You spray a bunch of grease in the middle. You see that Felix and Speed both go,

0:43:02 Felix: Oh, God. What the hell?

0:43:06 Brennan: But, seemed to be conned by your act. Car-Go, that's gonna be you.

0:43:11 Travis: Okay, so at this point time is ticking down. Things have gotten pretty crazy. So Car-Go's going to do a crazy idea because Travis had a funny idea. Car-Go picks Marty up by the lapels and says;

0:43:26 Ca: I am the ghost of Car-Go Jones. I have unfinished business, Marty. I've one last case to solve before I can go to the eternal beyond. What is L-Y-E-T?

0:43:43 Justin: Give him double disadvantage.

0:43:46 Griffin: You roll half a dice.

0:43:47 Travis: He's really drunk and he's already scared, it's okay!

0:43:53 Brennan: You go and push through it,  you grab Marty by the lapel. You see that this little moocher here says,

0:43:57 Moocher: Sir, I'm gonna need you to relax, to calm down.

0:44:00 Brennan: This little mouse over here is just watching the card game, and is like,

0:44:02 Mouse: Whoa, this guy's a fucking ghost?

0:44:06 Brennan: I'm gonna need you to roll an Intimidate check for me.

0:44:12 Travis: Ohhh, maybe. 7+4, 11?

0:44:18 Justin: 11 is enough to convince people that you are a ghost to fundamentally-

0:44:21 Lily: He's drunk!

0:44:23 Justin: Destroy this game!

0:44:24 Brennan: You see that Marty, looks at you and says

0:44:26 Marty: You're a g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost! You're a ghost? (screams)

0:44:31 Brennan: And just starts wailing on you in the face. Going;

0:44:34 Marty: (screams) They're coming back!

0:44:37 Brennan: And just starts pummeling you. He takes a swing on you for three points of damage and another swing for four points of damage.

0:44:52 Griffin: Is he a monk, too?

0:44:54 Brennan: He might be.

0:44:55 Griffin: How many flurries of blows does he have?

0:44:56 Brennan: How many flurries of blows does this guy have? He starts freaking the fuck out. That's going to go to Felix now. That's gonna go, he goes one, two, and then hits difficult terrain, the Grease spill. Him and Speed each need to make dexterity saving throws or go prone. Each of them has a plus, Speed has a +4, and Felix has a +3. Roll this right now… Speed is fine, Felix walk into the grease and is like,

0:45:41 Felix: Jesus, this place is fucking (gasps)-

0:45:41 Brennan: Bam! And face plants into the ground. You see Speed looks over at Felix who's just taken a dive and Speed goes,

0:45:51 Speed: Nobody laugh at the boss! He's a scary man! He's very scary!

0:45:56 Brennan: Bees all covered in oil are like,

0:45:56 Bees: Yeah, okay, that's fine.

0:46:02 Brennan: That is going to be, that was his turn. Tony Manchego's now acting on Boomer's turn. That's going to go back to the top of the order and be Rick.

0:46:21 Justin: So we've got, who's this over here? What's that red dude's name?

0:46:24 Brennan: That's Speed, and he's in an area of grease right now.

0:46:28 Justin: A slippery area of grease, okay. Yeah, okay. Yes, I pull apart Marty and...

0:46:47 Travis: Car-go.

0:46:47 Justin: Car-Go, thank you, and say;

0:46:51 Rick: Car-Go Jones. You are under arrest for the assault of Speed, unprompted. Good job, Marty. You really helped me crack this case wide open. I knew we could count on you.

0:47:05 Marty: I did something good?

0:47:06 Rick: You did a great job. What was this goon talking about, L-Y-E-T?

0:47:12 Brennan: You see that he looks at you, his eyes go into like a thousand yard stare. I'm gonna need you to make a Persuasion roll. The difficulty for this is 25. (group gasps)

0:47:26 Travis: How good are you?

0:47:27 Lily: How can we help him?

0:47:28 Justin: Well, hold on a second.

0:47:29 Jess: I do have bonus action inspiration, but is it too late?

0:47:37 Brennan: If you want to delay your turn to get a bonus bardic inspiration from Agnes, I will allow you to delay. You can wait for Agnes to give you that extra help if you don't want to waste your action.

0:47:51 Clint: A real butterfly just fell off that pedestal.

0:47:54 Griffin: It scared me a little bit.

0:47:55 Clint: Wait a minute, your special effects team, that's a clue, isn't it? (laughing)

0:48:00 Travis: Now is there anyway for me to help? Or since my turn is done?

0:48:03 Brennan: Your turn is done.

0:48:06 Justin: Yeah, I'll wait for the bardic inspiration.

0:48:08 Brennan: Cool, so you're gonna hold off till Agnes can give you a hand. You watch, it feels like a time to wait, too, because you watch, it's very, just knowing how to manipulate people. He just goes glassy-eyed in a way that people do when they're flashbacking to trauma or something is happening.

0:48:21 Jess: So.

0:48:24 Brennan: So he goes glassy-eyed for a second. You delay your action until Agnes can go. And Agnes goes literally right after you. Agnes, what're you gonna do on your turn?

0:48:36 Jess: I'm debating between two things.

0:48:38 Brennan: Well, the bardic is a bonus action so you can totally do that.

0:48:41 Jess: Do that, I'm debating between detecting his thoughts and hearing the answer before he even says it or slipping it back so that if he goes to look for it he doesn't think that we've taken it. I think since I'm giving the dice away that I ought to just slip it back by now. So I'm gonna do that.

0:48:59 Brennan: Cool, DC 20 pickpocket to slip it back in unnoticed.

0:49:03 Jess: Okay, so that's my-

0:49:03 Brennan: I'm gonna get the

0:49:04 Jess: Sleight of hand…

0:49:04 Brennan: Box of doom this one too, this is an important one.

0:49:08 Travis: I don't know why that made it scary, the number didn't go up.

0:49:11 Lily: I know, but I mean, to put it in here.

0:49:13 Jess: Okay, and this is sleight of hand with advantage. And this is the 20. I can't see.

0:49:20 Brennan: 14, that's a success. (group cheering)

0:49:23 Brennan: So there's your die.

0:49:25 Clint: No, don't let me touch it! Don't let me touch it!

0:49:27 Griffin: Oh no, it's dead!

0:49:28 Clint: I'll steal all the good juice.

0:49:30 Jess: It's all ones now!

0:49:32 Brennan: Agnes, you're a pro. You've been doing this your whole life. After you scan the dossier, it's right back in his jacket where it was the whole time. Now it all boils down to your ability to get that last prompt. Rick, that is going to be you. You have that die of bardic inspiration.

0:49:52 Jess: That's an extra D 6.

0:49:55 Brennan: This is a DC 25 persuasion check.

0:49:58 Justin: I add the D6 to my roll? Is that the idea?

0:50:00 Travis: Yeah.

0:50:02 Brennan: You had the D6 to your roll. It's a 25 persuasion check. What is your bonus to persuasion?

0:50:06 Justin: It's +8.

0:50:08 Brennan: So if you get a 17 flat, a 17 flat succeeds no matter what. If you get an 11 or higher, it would still be possible adding that D 6 in.

0:50:21 Griffin: But just go ahead and get the 17.

0:50:22 Travis: Yeah, or a nat 20.

0:50:23 Lily: You have to roll it in.

0:50:25 Jess: I guess just nat 20.

0:50:28 Brennan: Nat 20! (grouping cheering)

0:50:30 Brennan: You are kidding me!

0:50:32 Travis: When we need it!

0:50:34 Brennan: You are kidding me!

0:50:36 Lily: Exhilarating.

0:50:38 Brennan: Agnes, oh my God! Agnes, he is so glassy eyed. You put that comforting hand on him and the other hand slips the dossier right back into his coat. He is a million miles away. What does Rick say to him as he's completely vacant?

0:50:59 Rick: What is L-Y-E-T?

0:51:02 Lily: Now say what is first L...

0:51:03 Rick: What is first L-Y-E-T?

0:51:05 Justin: Well, I figure if we can figure out L-Y-E-T I hope we could work our way backwards. Because he only said L-Y-E-T, right? So I was just referencing what he said.

0:51:13 Brennan: You see he looks down, looks up and goes,

0:51:21 Marty: L-Y-E-T, life you ever took.

0:51:27 Justin: First life you ever took.

0:51:32 Clint: Oh, that's much better than my solution. I thought it was “Tetris fly.”

0:51:40 Brennan: He looks at you and says;

0:51:40 Marty: It's Dexter. It's our buddy Dexter. We were on a scouting party heading to the house for supplies. Felix said, we should stay. There was a way in for us. And Dexter, Dexter wanted to go back to the heap. Felix said we never go back there again.

0:52:15 Brennan: Bean, give me a perception roll with advantage.

0:52:21 Griffin: Oh my God.

0:52:22 Travis: Okay, cut that, cut, edit.

0:52:26 Griffin: It's a 2 and a 3.

0:52:27 Brennan: A 2 and a 3. You hear absolutely none of that. You are punching a spigot.

0:52:30 Travis: No, no, no, it's an 8, with 5.

0:52:33 Griffin: Okay, yeah, it's an eight.

0:52:33 Brennan: It's an 8. You hear Marty mention something about a heap briefly, but you don't catch any of the rest of it. He looks up and says,

0:52:45 Marty: Dexter, why is this part of the case? Why'd you wanna know all this stuff?

0:52:56 Rick: Well, that was just making conversation. (group laughing)

0:53:03 Rick: That weird ghost car--  I didn't expect the whole story. I was just making conversation, young man.

0:53:08 Brennan: He goes;

0:53:08 Marty: Oh this is really nice.

0:53:11 Brennan: This fairy comes through. One, two, three, four, five, six.

0:53:16 Justin: I wanna take a bonus action to hide.

0:53:17 Brennan: Oh, awesome, gimme a hide check.

0:53:21 Justin: (laughs) 18.

0:53:23 Brennan: Plus anything?

0:53:25 Justin: What would that?

0:53:26 Brennan: Stealth.

0:53:27 Justin: Stealth +1, 19.

0:53:29 Brennan: 19, so you're just talking to Marty and then just fully as a cop dive under the table.

0:53:34 Jess: Just making conversation.

0:53:38 Justin: That's exactly the flow! I’m just making conversation, fwoop! (group laughing)

0:53:46 Brennan: Incredible, that fairy is rounding the corner there. Boomer, that's you back at the top.

0:53:56 Clint: I think he's in for a penny, in for a pound. I think he would come in and try to get Felix and the rest of them to leave.

0:54:02 Brennan: Awesome, you can walk, Felix is on the ground over here. Yeah, you head over this way.

0:54:13 Clint: Who's the guy that punched me in the gut?

0:54:15 Brennan: Tony, next to you.

0:54:16 Lily: Manchego.

0:54:17 Brennan: Tony Manchego.

0:54:19 Clint: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna write that name down, Tony Manchego. Yeah, I think he's gonna try to convince Felix to leave. And I think the fact that he took his lumps, and Tony will back it up that he took his lumps. He's sorry for making the mistake of following doofus but he really thinks this is a bad situation and Felix oughta get the hell out of this building.

0:54:42 Brennan: Awesome, that's gonna be, well go ahead and actually make a persuasion check with advantage because Tony's helping him. 3, roll again.

0:54:53 Justin: Better though, higher than that.

0:54:54 Griffin: Better than a three.

0:54:56 Justin: 19!

0:54:57 Clint: 19 with 3, 22.

0:55:00 Brennan: You see that he looks up at you and he goes, with like a bloody nose, and he goes;

0:55:04 Felix: Fine, I hate this place anyway. Filth and dirt and grass. It's not even air conditioned out here.

0:55:10 Brennan: You see he gets up with you and Tony, Tony kind of nods to him. You see he looks at Speed and says;

0:55:16 Felix: Speed, go get my idiot brother.

0:55:22 Brennan: Cool, Felix gets up to go with you. Bean, that's gonna be your turn.

0:55:30 Griffin: I mean, I'm all about finishing the projects that you start. I think I definitely see Rick Diggles dive under the table.

0:55:39 Justin: Diggins.

0:55:40 Griffin: Rick Diggins out of the corner of my eye.

0:55:42 Justin: Officer Rick Diggins,

0:55:43 Griffin: Officer Rick Diggins

0:55:43 Clint: Officer Rick Dick Wriggins?

0:55:45 Griffin: Respect the badge, dive under the table. I look at Car-Go like [Mouthes “what’s going on” then rolls his eyes]

0:55:51 Travis: I think if you're looking to me, I know that we just got the three pieces of information. I know we've got the dossier. It's time to get out. And so I think I'm pointing at Ti and saying [Gestures wildly with a scram motion],  you two need to go.

0:56:06 Griffin: I'm looking at him like. [thumbs up motion] and I look up at the pipe and I say;

0:56:08 Bean: [whispering] This time!

0:56:10 Griffin: And I make an attack with my Q-tip against it.

0:56:14 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:56:16 Griffin: Yes, that's very good. That's a 25.

0:56:18 Brennan: You can't even do less damage than this thing has left. You, bam, hit the spigot. Give me an acrobatics check to try to direct the spray where you want it to go.

0:56:29 Griffin: Okay, that's a 24.

0:56:34 Brennan: Ooo baby! Where do you want the spray headed? Give me a line.

0:56:36 Griffin: Okay.

0:56:39 Brennan: From the broken spigot, where do you wanna head?

0:56:41 Griffin: I mean, I think I just wanna, sorry Boomer, but I think I wanna blast this zone because everybody else can slip out that way and I can go that way and avoid these--

0:56:51 Lily: Well, there's these guys. Oh, I see.

0:56:53 Griffin: The bugs, yeah. I mean, they haven't spotted me yet. Could I point it up?

0:56:59 Brennan: You could totally point it up. You could point it right at Speed. You could point it at Felix. It's whatever you want to do. You can give me an insight check if you want help determining who your target should be.

0:57:08 Griffin: Yeah.

0:57:08 Brennan: Go ahead and give me that insight check.

0:57:10 Griffin: That's a 12+5, a 17.

0:57:13 Brennan: The only person who can spot right now that you know is still gunning for Marty are these two bugs. And Speed is about to tear off to go get Marty.

0:57:24 Griffin: Okay, I'm not worried about these two bugs. I feel like if the bugs find out that I'm involved then that's one person, but if Speed finds out that we're all doing this thing then that--

0:57:33 Clint: We find the term bugs to be a very derogatory term.

0:57:35 Griffin: Sorry, sorry!

0:57:37 Lily: What do you prefer?

0:57:40 Griffin: No, I'm gonna blast the beetles.

0:57:42 Clint: Non-mammalian.

0:57:42 Griffin: Because otherwise I'm gonna alert them to my presence and there's no way I'm gonna be able to get out of this situation so…

0:57:46 Brennan: Okay, you're gonna blast the two bugs, awesome. You hit that acrobatics check, you break the spigot off and sweep it with your staff over in that direction. Each of these guys has got to make a DC 15 strength-saving throw. You watch both of these bugs turn and they go;

0:58:05 Bugs: hey, this place is real class, huh? (screams)

0:58:08 Brennan: As a blast of Kautro Krazy knocks them on their asses. One guy goes fucking shell over a table. The little ant over there gets blasted with it as well. He's like,

0:58:19 Ant: Hey, one ticket to paradise.

0:58:23 Brennan: He's very sad. The two bugs go flying backwards completely covered in this sugary, caffeinated, taurine-infused--

0:58:34 Griffin: Oh yeah, they're jacked now. They're about to have a wild night. (group laughing)

0:58:39 Lily: Super villain origin story.

0:58:41 Griffin: I look back at the turtle like;

0:58:41 Bean: Pretty funny, huh?

0:58:44 Turtle: It looks like Kautro Krazy just got more like cinco crazy because you joined in.

0:58:53 Travis: Okay, back to the game.

0:58:55 Bean: I like your style, man!

0:58:56 Turtle: I dig you, what's your deal? You staying at the hotel?

0:58:59 Bean: No, I'm doing some stealing, shhh!

0:59:04 Turtle: Ooo, a bad boy! Well, well, well, I've been known to exist on the wrong side of Johnny Law myself from time to time.

0:59:12 Bean: Right on, man, hell ya.

0:59:16 Turtle: Hell yeah.

0:59:16 Travis: Wow, you've really embraced the lifestyle, Bean.

0:59:19 Brennan: He says;

0:59:19 Turtle: Well, if you feel like cutting me in, I know a thing or two about the illegal art scene.

0:59:28 Bean: I'll talk to the folks. You got like a business card or something?

0:59:32 Turtle: No, in my line of work that would be a huge hazard. (group laughing)

0:59:36 Bean: That makes sens actually now I thought it.

0:59:38 Dantes: But feel free to ask for the Incredible Dantes.

0:59:43 Griffin: Hell ya, I will!

0:59:46 Lily: You made a new friend.

0:59:47 Travis: Just gonna write that down real quick because he's definitely coming back.

0:59:52 Lily: Now he might.

0:59:54 Dantes: Bonsoir, mon ami! (group laughing)

0:59:57 Lily: He's French!

0:59:59 Griffin: I need to move now. Here's the problem though, is I feel like there's no way I can move in a way that's not gonna kind of give away my position. I guess I can just run all over, Hulkamania can just run wild over these toppled beetles, right?

1:00:15 Brennan: You can try to run Hulkamania over the top of the beetles. They might have spotted you, you're not sure.

1:00:20 Clint: Why are you worried about being spotted?

1:00:22 Lily: These people don't know you.

1:00:23 Travis: Because this is heist.

1:00:24 Brennan: They might know you, you were just hired by Garbanzo.

1:00:26 Griffin: Yeah, that's my fear.

1:00:26 Lily: But they didn't see the show.

1:00:29 Jess: They didn't even see the show.

1:00:31 Lily: They didn't even see the show.

1:00:33 Griffin: Oh, you know what? I'm gonna spend, I have two more ki points. Oh no, three more. So I'm gonna spend one more right now to use Step of the Wind. So I think I just take a deep breath, just empty my mind for a second, which doesn't take very long, and I am able to take the dash action as a bonus action. And more importantly, my jump distance is doubled for the turn. I'd really like to get on top of this wagon in a stealthy way that nobody can see.

1:01:04 Brennan: Hell ya, give me an acrobatics check.

1:01:08 Griffin: Can I take advantage for my double jump?

1:01:09 Brennan: Yes, you may. For your double jump.

1:01:13 Griffin: I got a 24.

1:01:15 Brennan: So again, the sort of top of the bar, you just one leg, like crane kick jump and silently land on top of the bar.

1:01:25 Griffin: I give Dantes another thumbs up.

1:01:27 Dantes: Ooo! (group laughing) Tell me my boy what those legs do?

1:01:33 Bean: I'm trying to be stealthy, but it was nice meeting you.

1:01:36 Dantes: Oh, sneak into my bed any time, you little minx!

1:01:40 Bean: Wow, Dantes, you moved pretty fast, bud.

1:01:43 Dantes: It seems like you're leaving, I gotta make my point known.

1:01:47 Griffin: From my position I wave at everybody including you, like, we did it.

1:01:51 Brennan: See the bees are like, that guy's gonna fuck a turtle.

1:01:53 Clint: That's some good stealth right there, waving at everybody.

1:01:57 Brennan: Incredible, go ahead and give me a stealth check, please.

1:01:59 Griffin: Okay, oh yeah! That's a 26.

1:02:05 Brennan: Ooo, you're a fucking ghost.

1:02:07 Travis: Wait, I thought I was a ghost.

1:02:09 Brennan: Oh, no! You scoot up here, 50 movement gets you to the middle of this. But you doubled your movement for the turn your Step in the Wind. So you can make it all the way to like the far end here, if you'd like, on top of this thing.

1:02:21 Griffin: Okay, that's really just my bonus action, too. I have moves still left, I could.

1:02:26 Brennan: Oh wow, that's right.

1:02:27 Griffin: I have 150 moves, this character does--

1:02:30 Brennan: That is insane! Yeah, where do you wanna jump to? Pick your spot in the casino, basically.

1:02:37 Griffin: I can go anywhere? Gosh, there's no more spigots for me to wreck. I think I wanna run sort of close to the door but over here, because the fairies are still a problem, right?

1:02:48 Brennan: Yes, they are.

1:02:49 Griffin: Okay, then yeah. Just checking things out, maybe right--

1:02:52 Justin: Do we have exits back here?

1:02:54 Griffin: That was a question I should've asked you.

1:02:55 Brennan: There are no exits back here, there's only one exit.

1:02:58 Travis: Got it.

1:02:59 Brennan: So effectively, you guys have accomplished objective A and now objective B, which is survive, is the objective, get out.

1:03:07 Griffin: Okay, then I don't want to leave, leave.

1:03:10 Brennan: Just jump right over here?

1:03:11 Griffin: I will take it right there.

1:03:12 Brennan: You jump in the middle of all these grasshoppers. And you see that one of the turns to you and is like;

1:03:16 Grasshopper: Bro, you fuckin' jump?

1:03:16 Bean: Yeah man.

1:03:19 Clint: Do you even jump, bro?

1:03:21 Grasshopper: Do you jump, bro?

1:03:21 Bean: Yeah, man, yeah I go to the gym all the time. What do you jump?

1:03:24 Grasshopper: Oh dude, I jump like 220, 240.

1:03:27 Bean: Oh my God.

1:03:28 Grasshopper: Oh dude, but I got like an extra set of legs, dawg!

1:03:31 Bean: I know, man, and yours bend the other way! I love that.

1:03:32 Lily: Millimeters?

1:03:34 Grasshopper: That's wild, man.

1:03:35 Brennan: You see the other guy turns around and is like; Grasshopper 2: Oh dude, this guy's a fuckin' for real jumper did you see that?

1:03:38 Bean: Yeah, did you see me go off, I went up on it and then I went off of it.

1:03:41 Grasshopper: Hey man, for a little two leg dude, that's for real, man.

1:03:43 Bean: Oh thanks man, that means a lot.

1:03:44 Grasshopper: Hey man, that's for real. What's your deal?

1:03:46 Bean: Oh, I'm doing, I'm just here to play crap. (group laughing)

1:03:55 Jess: Oh my God!

1:03:56 Grasshopper: Dude, if you wanna get in on the next round of Snake, dude, we're playing on an old--

1:03:59 Bean: There's a snake in here?

1:04:01 Brennan: You see that (screams) just chaos, and some of the butterflies start screaming.

1:04:05 Grasshopper: No, dude, dude, dude, we're playing Snake on the phone. It's an old flip-phone, it's one of the only games that comes on it.

1:04:11 Bean: All right, yeah, I like games.

1:04:12 Griffin: I imagine this is like DDR for a bittyfolk.

1:04:14 Brennan: You can already see that one is one the platform like a DDR, playing Snake.

1:04:19 Griffin: I put my quarter on the machine.

1:04:20 Bean: All right, I give it a shot.

1:04:21 Travis: Your giant (groans).

1:04:23 Griffin: I'm immediately distracted from everything else going on in the room.

1:04:27 Lily: You love this game.

1:04:28 Brennan: This is Bean's big day! You've made a bunch of friends. The Incredible Dantes.

1:04:31 Travis: Bean's very personable.

1:04:31 Lily: Dantes wants to fuck you.

1:04:34 Griffin: We’ll talk.

1:04:37 Brennan: Incredible, that goes from Bean's turn to Garbanzo. These two guys spend half their movement getting up from prone. And I'm going to roll a box of doom roll to see if they spotted you breaking the spigot.

1:04:48 Lily: Oh no.

1:04:59 Brennan: Remind me of your stealth roll again?

1:05:01 Griffin: The one I just took?

1:05:02 Brennan: Yeah, the one you just took.

1:05:03 Griffin: I had a--

1:05:03 Justin: 26, right?

1:05:05 Griffin: 15, or no, 19 plus seven, yeah, 26.

1:05:07 Brennan: 26, these guys don't even have a plus six It's gotta be a nat 20. But on nat 20 they spotted you doing it.

1:05:12 Griffin: Good luck fuck-os.

1:05:15 Brennan: That's a 16.

1:05:16 Griffin: Not today, friend.

1:05:18 Brennan: That's a 6.

1:05:19 Lily: Yeah, fuck off.

1:05:21 Brennan: You see 'em go,

1:05:21 Garbanzo Goons: How'd the fuck that happen? Both of these bugs continue around the corner, swooping in. They for the first time clock Marty and begin to make a beeline towards him. That is now going to be--

1:05:38 Justin: Is that okay at this point?

1:05:40 Travis: Yeah. Well--?

1:05:41 Justin: It is, right, isn't it?

1:05:42 Griffin: Whatever happens to Marty at this point.

1:05:45 Travis: There's still the worry that if that's compromised and the worry of Felix and the bugs, right? That's a risk.

1:05:52 Justin: Well we're not gonna be able to abduct that guy.

1:05:54 Lily: They don't know that we got the dossier and figured it out.

1:05:56 Brennan: Car-Go has observed a risk, which is if the bugs take Marty, they will also possibly change their plans.

1:06:03 Travis: Then Felix could say it's compromised and we need to change it.

1:06:07 Lily: I don't think you would know it's compromised. He's so drunk.

1:06:08 Justin: And why would the bugs come for Marty?

1:06:10 Brennan: Marty's a fuck up, he's probably into them just like you are.

1:06:13 Justin: Okay, okay.

1:06:14 Lily: I thought the bugs were from Garbanzo.

1:06:17 Travis: Yeah, he owes Garbanzo money.

1:06:21 Brennan: Garbanzo had spoken to Agnes about the fact that Marty Flick, who's impossible to touch while he's in the house, owes him a ton of money, basically. Those are the bugs. Ti, it's gonna be you.

1:06:32 Lily: Okay, what are bonus actions because I don't think I have them.

1:06:35 Brennan: I don't think you have any, either. Most of your actions are- You make big moves. So you're not doing lots of little moves.

1:06:48 Lily: Is there anyone over there that's slow who needs to get out?

1:06:57 Brennan: Agnes doesn't walk too fast but she can fly.

1:07:00 Lily: Okay, because my thing is should I try and get out of there now or do I need to be in that? No, because everyone signaled to me to get out of there.

1:07:09 Griffin: Yeah, I definitely waved my.

1:07:12 Jess: And then went to go play a game.

1:07:13 Griffin: Yeah, I'm bored. I had a 150, I'm like, time moves way faster for me than it does for you.

1:07:20 Lily: So I can do jump or expeditious retreat.

1:07:23 Brennan: Whichever one you wanna do.

1:07:25 Lily: So this car is still here.

1:07:27 Brennan: Yes, Speed's about to go after Marty.

1:07:31 Lily: If I did Jump, would I be able to jump to here and here? Would that be possible?

1:07:36 Brennan: You can definitely jump over those fences with a Jump spell, for sure.

1:07:39 Lily: Great, let me do Jump. Jump is you touch a creature, the creature's jump distance is tripled until the spell ends.

1:07:47 Brennan: Hell ya, go ahead and give me an acrobatics roll with advantage. DC is not very high.

1:07:56 Lily: Great. That's a 16.

1:07:59 Brennan: Hell ya.

1:08:00 Lily: That's lower than 16.

1:08:02 Brennan: You do your little grease trick and you reach into your pack, and you pull another little level and two little slinky style things spring out of your boots, and you sproing over this and get just far enough to clear to the other side, right next to this area that's breaking people up over here.

1:08:23 Griffin: Do my grasshopper friends see that, and are they also very impressed?

1:08:25 Lily: Yeah, can I get to the grasshoppers and be like hey, what's up?

1:08:32 Brennan: The one grasshopper that's talking to you is like in the middle of speaking and whips over and goes:

1:08:38 Grasshopper: You fuckin' jumpin'?

1:08:39 TI: Yeah, hey dude!

1:08:42 Grasshopper: Okay, so what's the deal? I guess we just, like, ninety-nine percent of the people suck, and then we meet two fuckin' rad jumpers in the same day? Fuck yeah, man!

1:08:53 Bean: I didn't know you jumped.

1:08:54 TI: Awesome, I didn't know you jumped. What's your name?

1:08:56 Grasshopper: Huh?

1:08:57 TI: What's your name?

1:08:58 Charlie: Dude, Charlie.

1:08:59 TI: Charlie, hey!

1:09:02 Charlie: S’up? Uh, You guys smoke up? (group laughing)

1:09:05 TI: Smoke, I've never, I--

1:09:07 Charlie: You guys smoke? Or you do--

1:09:09 TI: I'll smoke.

1:09:09 Charlie: Okay, word.

1:09:10 Bean: Hey brother, you a cop?

1:09:12 Charlie: I'd have to tell you if I was, right bro?

1:09:14 Bean: That's not a no. (group laughing) That's an observation about how the law works.

1:09:20 Charlie: Yeah man, for sure. What do you know about the people that sort of come here a lot? (group laughing)

1:09:25 Justin: Okay, actually cancel the heist. I only care about the secret narc bro grasshoppers.

1:09:31 Travis: I call it Grasscopper, and it's coming to CBS this fall.

1:09:31 Lily: Grasscopper.

1:09:37 Travis: Grasscopper.

1:09:37 Clint: The Wire 2.

1:09:39 Lily: I go:

1:09:39 TI: Yeah, nevermind, I don't smoke either.

1:09:42 Brennan: I'm gonna need you to not make a stealth roll, because you're not really being very stealthy; you're like sproinging away. I'm gonna need you to make a deception check, and both Speed and the fairy are going to make insight checks to look. Because you had this sort of grease accident. You lied about it and looked like it was an accident.

1:10:05 Lily: I can't make it--

1:10:06 Brennan: But now you're kind of like making a quick get away?

1:10:08 Lily: I can't make it sleight of hand or stealth?

1:10:10 Brennan: I'm afraid you can't make it sleight of hand or stealth because they're trying to read your face.

1:10:14 Lily: Can anyone give me advantage?

1:10:16 Brennan: I don't think anyone--

1:10:17 Lily: You're close, right?

1:10:18 Brennan: Is within range to give you advantage.

1:10:19 Griffin: I'm playing Snakes.

1:10:20 Lily: Oh my God.

1:10:21 Travis: Good luck! What do you have to roll?

1:10:23 Brennan: Go ahead and give me--

1:10:25 Lily: What do I have to roll?

1:10:26 Brennan: Deception.

1:10:28 Griffin: Yeah, this is gonna be a box of doom situation, it feels like.

1:10:29 Lily: Oh, no.

1:10:31 Jess: I love this.

1:10:33 Brennan: Actually, go ahead and give me your deception roll in the box of doom, if you'd be so kind.

1:10:36 Travis: What does she have to roll?

1:10:37 Lily: I have a plus one.

1:10:38 Brennan: We're gonna find out, it's gonna be contested. That's a 12, that's a 13.

1:10:45 Lily: Okay, that's not bad.

1:10:46 Travis: There are a lot of lower number than that.

1:10:47 Brennan: A lot of lower numbers than that.

1:10:48 Justin: Twelve of them, at least.

1:10:50 Brennan: We're gonna roll the fairy first. The fairy has a +3 to this, so she's gonna roll on a, goodness. On a 10 or higher, she's going to see that something's up. She rolled a 17.

1:11:06 Lily: Oh fuck, damn.

1:11:08 Griffin: That's just the fairy, though. That’s just--

1:11:09 Brennan: Now we're gonna roll to see what Speed noticed.

1:11:11 Griffin: This is the bad one.

1:11:12 Brennan: Speed got a +2. On an 11 or higher, Speed notices that something's up. That's a 5. (group cheering)

1:11:25 Lily: Oh my God, I closed my eyes. I didn't see it.

1:11:30 Griffin: I mean the fairy is still gonna ruin your day, but...

1:11:33 Brennan: You see that the fairy looks over at you and goes:

1:11:38 Fairy: I'm so sorry, there's, like, no jumping around like that in the casino. Can you do me a favor and just take a nap?

1:11:45 Brennan: And I'm gonna need you to make a wisdom saving throw.

1:11:47 Griffin: Oh, shit.

1:11:49 Jess: Uh-oh.

1:11:51 Lily: What would be plus to that?

1:11:52 Griffin: +1

1:11:53 Lily: +1?

1:11:54 Travis: Yeah.

1:11:57 Lily: 5?

1:12:00 Brennan: You land and she says:

1:12:00 Fairy: Just take a little--

1:12:02 Brennan: Because she recognizes you also as the person that was at the Tamagotchi that went crazy and spat little beads everywhere.

1:12:08 Lily: I'm lucky!

1:12:09 Brennan: She just goes;

1:12:09 Fairy: We just wanna talk. (blows)

1:12:13 Brennan: And blows dust in your face and you, fwoom! You are unconscious.

1:12:16 Jess: Oh no.

1:12:20 Brennan: TI is down. You are still at full health, but you are unconscious and cannot move. Bean, you clocked this.

1:12:31 Griffin: Oh, hell ya.

1:12:35 Brennan: Car-Go, that's gonna be you.

1:12:37 Travis: Okay

1:12:40 Justin: You gotta try the ghost thing again. (group laughs)

1:12:43 Griffin: You are the worst possible person to get spotted.

1:12:46 Travis: I'm going a different direction, okay. So, let me think if this makes sense to do. The first time I've ever said that sentence while playing D&D. So they're all here, right? Do they have clear lines of sight over here?

1:13:01 Brennan: Who, oh those guys? Nope, that's totally obfuscated.

1:13:04 Travis: Okay, and there is a fairy who's still up inside of here.

1:13:08 Brennan: Yep, you might not be able to see any of that. You probably know that Speed and the guys are down here, and you saw Ti go into the slot machine area.

1:13:20 Griffin: She's just sleeping. I wouldn't mind taking a nap, right? We've got a big day of adventure.

1:13:23 Jess: We have.

1:13:25 Travis: Okay, so, the way I see it, we need to get Marty out of there. And if Marty either gets back to his brother, or gets thrown out by the fairies, we've--

1:13:37 Lily: We can--

1:13:37 Clint: Aren't we done with Marty?

1:13:39 Lily: Why can’t we leave him?

1:13:40 Griffin: If Marty gets taken by the bugs, we're in trouble.

1:13:41 Travis: If he gets taken by the bugs, we're in trouble.

1:13:42 Lily: But he can get taken by the car, that's his brother's.

1:13:45 Travis: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So he either needs to get over there, or needs to get to the fairies and get kicked out, because then his brother will take him. We just have to keep him away from the bugs. So the two options I'm looking at is either Agnes gets him to Felix, or Car-Go gets him to the fairies.

1:14:01 Clint: So we're just talking about saving Marty just to be good people?

1:14:04 Griffin: No, if Marty gets taken by the bugs the plan shot.

1:14:07 Clint: Why?

1:14:07 Travis: Because if he gets taken by the bugs, Felix is not going to trust the information.

1:14:10 Clint: Will change the code, okay.

1:14:14 Justin: On your turn, I think-- yeah, this makes sense. I can speak, right?

1:14:18 Brennan: Free action to speak, yeah.

1:14:19 Justin: Free action to speak. Thieves cant.

1:14:20 Brennan: Ooo, there it is.

1:14:22 Justin: To you,

1:14:22 Travis: Perfect, yeah.

1:14:23 Justin: Like, I've got the bugs.

1:14:26 Travis: Okay, okay, then Car-Go transforms and says:

1:14:32 Car-Go: Get Marty in.

1:14:32 Travis: And throws open the passenger side door.

1:14:37 Brennan: Says to Marty to get in, awesome.

1:14:40 Travis: No, I'm saying to them get Marty. Wait, yes:

1:14:43 Car-Go: Marty, get in.

1:14:44 Lily: No, Marty doesn't get in. You leave him for the other people to get him, right? Because if we take him--

1:14:49 Travis: Well, they've got the bugs. Okay then, yeah, so then Car-Go transforms to get out. So he's going down the slot machines in car form.

1:14:56 Justin: (laughs) That's awesome.

1:14:58 Brennan: Insane, so you take your action to transform.

1:15:04 Griffin: I can't wait to see this. Oh, it's just a car?

1:15:06 Brennan: It's just a full fuckin' car. Hell yeah.

1:15:13 Travis: And I've written down here, in vehicle form, speed is 60. But no hands! (group laughing)

1:15:20 Travis: But I can still talk in vehicle form, right? We've established that.

1:15:22 Brennan: That is correct, yes.

1:15:23 Clint: But only through the radio in the dashboard.

1:15:29 Travis: So in vehicle form my speed is 60.

1:15:32 Brennan: That's correct.

1:15:33 Travis: And then can I use my bonus action dash to be 120?

1:15:36 Brennan: You absolutely can.

1:15:37 Travis: Right, yeah, I'm getting the fuck out of here. So I'm going down the slot machine path. One, whatever, I can't count from here.

1:15:46 Brennan: Your speed can definitely make it. You're going to, this is still choked up with the ants and mouse from the jackpot winnings there. If you would like to make either an athletics or an acrobatics check to jump that, you are welcome to do that.

1:15:58 Travis: Let me see. Yeah, I'll make an acrobatics check.

1:16:01 Brennan: Let's call this a DC 15 acrobatics check.

1:16:05 Travis: Please move your dice.

1:16:06 Griffin: [whispering] Sorry.

1:16:08 Travis: Yeah, that's a 19+5, a 24.

1:16:11 Brennan: You, as a beat up old station wagon slam some tunes on the radio and just Tokyo--

1:16:19 Travis: Slow ride! (group laughing)

1:16:21 Brennan: You slam, Tokyo drift, whip up and sideways, like, go up on the Tamagotchis. Full horizontal over the ants. The fairy has already used her action to sleep Ti, and watches you just peel out through here.

1:16:38 Lily: Does he see me asleep?

1:16:40 Travis: I also meant to say Agnes before I left:

1:16:42 Car-Go: I wasn't here.

1:16:42 Travis: And then I'm out. Do I see them asleep, or, yeah, do I see Ti asleep?

1:16:49 Brennan: You do see Ti asleep. Do you continue out past them?

1:16:53 Travis: No. If I see that she's in trouble and I see that he is still inside the building ,and as long as those fools can't see me, well can I pause my movement, and then continue the rest of the movement on her turn? No.

1:17:13 Griffin: Can you delay a move action?

1:17:15 Brennan: You can use just your movement to move and then use your action to ready an action to move, and that's totally fine.

1:17:22 Travis: Yeah, I would like to ready an action that if they get in the car, we're getting out.

1:17:25 Griffin: Yeah, we got this.

1:17:26 Brennan: If who gets in the car? If Ti or Bean get in the car?

1:17:31 Travis: If Bean can get Ti in the car while she's unconscious, we're getting out.

1:17:35 Brennan: Dope as hell. That is gonna be Car-Go's turn.

1:17:43 Lily: It's very "Italian Job."

1:17:47 Brennan: You have your action ready so whenever they get in, that's when your action triggers. Felix is gonna delay his action to move on Boomer's turn, but Speed takes off. He rushes over here.

1:18:07 Travis: Man I'm glad I got out of there.

1:18:08 Brennan: That was literally the last possible chance you had to be able to do that. So you two watch Speed walk up, who doesn't really recognize or have any interaction with you guys. Puts a hand and he goes:

1:18:21 Speed: Marty, your brother wants to see you. You're not supposed to be out after curfew, pal.

1:18:23 Brennan: Fwa! And lays this hard plastic hand. See that Marty goes:

1:18:29 Marty: (crying) L-Y-E-T, L-Y-E-T.

1:18:37 Brennan: And Speed just grabs him and sort of grapples him but turns him around to start walking away from you guys. Do you guys do anything to contest that or do you allow that to happen?

1:18:51 Justin: I think that's fine.

1:18:51 Brennan: Cool.

1:18:54 Griffin: It's Marty, it's just Marty.

1:18:55 Travis: We're done with Marty, you know.

1:18:57 Brennan: Rick, that's gonna be you.

1:19:00 Justin: Now from what I know of the interactions between these two groups, with Marty in custody basically from Speed, does it seem like the bugs would at this point risk an all out fight for Marty at this point? The idea was, I know that he wanted Agnes to tell him when he was there at the casino basically out of protection, right? Because they weren't there.

1:19:16 Brennan: Yeah.

1:19:33 Justin: Am I right in assuming that the bugs wouldn't try to start shit if--

1:19:37 Brennan: Give me an Insight check.

1:19:39 Lily: We know Felix is more powerful than Garbanzo.

1:19:41 Justin: That's what I'm thinking, yeah. That Garbanzo wouldn't want to risk it. 18.

1:19:46 Brennan: Plus anything on that insight?

1:19:47 Justin: +2.

1:19:49 Brennan: 20. Dirty 20. You know that about Garbanzo. You know people. You've spent a whole lifetime conning them. Garbanzo's a smart guy. These two are not Garbanzo, and they either don't know or don't recognize that Speed works for Felix. They just see some fucking toy roughing up their mark. You clock them as being the kind of guys who maybe know how good it would look for them to deliver Marty Flick to their boss, and that that is probably clouding their judgment.

1:20:28 Justin: Okay, okay. Okay. I burst out from underneath the table and to the bugs I say;

1:20:40 Rick: Oh no! It's the Garbanzo boys! I'm dirty cop Officer Rick Diggins and I'm into him deep!

1:20:50 Justin: And then I put on the helmet as I'm running out this way, and also dashing, put on the helmet.

1:20:57 Rick: And I am too!

1:20:58 Justin: And I put on the Superman hair.

1:21:00 Rick: And I am too, citizen.

1:21:03 Justin: And then I put on my top hat on top of my Superman hair and say:

1:21:09 Rick: And I am, too!

1:21:12 Brennan: So a little stack of hairs and hats and heads goes on top.

1:21:17 Justin: My assumption is this. If I can make it so that they could get four people that are in deep rather than one.

1:21:25 Brennan: I will allow you to make a persuasion check to attempt to honey them off the mark they've come here looking for. We're gonna call this--

1:21:35 Griffin: (whispering) There’s two of them.

1:21:39 Brennan: Let's call this, well that's the thing. One of them might gun it for you, yeah.

1:21:43 Travis: I just said there's two of them. (laughs)

1:21:45 Brennan: I'll say this. For one of them it's DC 15, for both of them it's DC 20

1:21:50 Justin: Okay, and this is, I feel like probably an impersonation check.

1:21:55 Brennan: Well yeah, you're using your different identities to be able to do this. We can call this impersonation.

1:22:00 Justin: That’s good, I have advantage on that. 10+8 is 18.

1:22:04 Brennan: You can get one of them.

1:22:07 Justin: That's not enough. 11+8!

1:22:12 Brennan: Oh no, heartbreaker! Rick Diggins, where do you run? Where do you head off to?

1:22:20 Justin: I'm booking it out. Basically the same trail that he just blazed there.

1:22:31 Brennan: Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Go ahead and give me an athletics check to get through that.

1:22:42 Justin: My athletics is weirdly low. So that's a 7.

1:22:46 Travis: Well you don't have knees.

1:22:47 Brennan: You don't have knees, so you go huh! And are rebuffed by this mouse who's still picking up coins. And your movement is stopped right there as a bug says:

1:22:56 Garbanzo Goon: I'm gonna kill that toy here in the middle of the casino!

1:23:01 Brennan: As he begins to charge after you.

1:23:01 Justin: Okay.

1:23:06 Brennan: That is Rick's turn. Agnes, that's you.

1:23:09 Jess: Have the bugs passed Agnes yet?

1:23:12 Brennan: No, the bugs are still right over here.

1:23:13 Jess: Okay, so Agnes is gonna get in the middle and say:

1:23:16 Agnes: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You boys must be here to pick up the tooth for your boss.

1:23:21 Justin: Oh, that's good.

1:23:22 Travis: Oh, I forgot about the tooth?!

1:23:25 Agnes: Yeah, you boys came to pick up the tooth, no?

1:23:28 Jess: And then she's gonna roll. So that is persuasion.

1:23:33 Brennan: I'm gonna say because they have actively been the victim of a persuasion roll,

1:23:35 Jess: They're not--

1:23:36 Brennan: You can make this with disadvantage

1:23:36 Jess: Disadvantage, okay.

1:23:40 Brennan: So this is persuasion with disadvantage.

1:23:43 Justin: Couldn't she just get the one that I didn't get, that I didn't trick? He's too good for me.

1:23:47 Lily: She focuses on him?

1:23:50 Brennan: You can focus on him. It's still gonna be a persuasion check. To get the one that's not going after, and I mean these guys want Marty bad. Its a DC 20, you've got disadvantage because they just got hoodwinked a second ago.

1:24:03 Jess: So what does it mean if I have disadvantage, what happens?

1:24:04 Griffin: Roll two.

1:24:05 Travis: You roll twice and take the lower one.

1:24:06 Brennan: Take the low one.

1:24:07 Jess: And I take the shitty one, okay.

1:24:08 Lily: I thought that was a Nat 20!

1:24:09 Griffin: Oh God, that one bounced on so many good numbers.

1:24:12 Jess: Okay, so 6.

1:24:17 Griffin: It was a 6. It happened again! It was on 18 and then it just…

1:24:19 Jess: I have a 2.

1:24:20 Brennan: Brutal, you see that normally your fairy magic would wind its way into these guys. These guys are soaked with Kautro Krazy.

1:24:30 Griffin: That one's on me. (group laughing)

1:24:33 Brennan: They're like;

1:24:33 Garbanzo Goon: [crazed] We gotta fucking kill everybody in the fucking casino! Ahhh, burn it down! I'm gonna turn into a butterfly!

1:24:38 Lily: Oh my god he's a beetle, he--

1:24:42 Garbanzo Goon: Beautiful fucking butterfly! Fly to the moon! Fly to space!

1:24:48 Brennan: Cool, is there any other actions you're taking? You make your movement?

1:24:52 Jess: Is anyone close enough to me to give them a little--

1:24:55 Brennan: Bardic inspo?

1:24:55 Jess: Bardic inspo?

1:24:55 Travis: You could give it to Speed.

1:24:58 Brennan: You could give it to Speed. I think the only person you can see is Boomer actually, right now.

1:25:05 Jess: I'll help Boomer out. I'll help anybody out that I can.

1:25:07 Griffin: He could use a little inspiration, it feels like

1:25:09 Brennan: Cool, so a little fairy magic winds over Boomer's way. The fairies are gonna continue going. This fairy walks up to basically see that Speed is taking care of this. This fairy goes to pick up Ti. She's gonna make a little strength check to just to pick Ti up.

1:25:31 Lily: Make her weak, make her weak.

1:25:33 Brennan: She's not very strong but it's only a DC 10 to pick you up. She's got a +1, she just needs to roll a 9 or higher to pick you up. She rolled a 4.

1:25:42 Lily: I'm too heavy for her, bitch!

1:25:46 Brennan: So she gets down and she's like (grunting).

1:25:48 Griffin: It's all the tech.

1:25:50 Lily: You try to pick up my fat ass.

1:25:53 Brennan: You're just strapped with so many gizmos and heavy packs and batteries and SIM cards.

1:25:59 Fairy: What the fuck, so heavy.

1:26:03 Brennan: That fairy is unable to pick you up. That is gonna go and be Boomer. Boomer, give me a perception check if you would be so kind.

1:26:19 Clint: Jeez Louise.

1:26:20 Brennan: 4, oof.

1:26:21 Travis: You see everything.

1:26:24 Clint: 4 and 2 is 6.

1:26:28 Brennan: You don't notice anything in particular. What's Boomer gonna do?

1:26:31 Clint: Hmm?

1:26:32 Brennan: You don't notice anything in particular.

1:26:33 Jess: Did Boomer get the extra dice from me, too?

1:26:36 Brennan: He did but that roll is so low that it might be a waste to use on that roll, yeah.

1:26:42 Justin: Because it was so bad.

1:26:43 Griffin: Because of how bad it was.

1:26:44 Jess: No, I understand.

1:26:45 Justin: Because of how low the number was, Dad. How bad the roll was that you did?

1:26:49 Clint: All right, so Boomer does not know about Ti.

1:26:52 Justin: A 4 is like, bottom fifth of the numbers.

1:26:54 Brennan: Boomer does not know about Ti, no.

1:26:57 Clint: Okay, umm.

1:26:59 Travis: Right now with a roll of three or whatever you got, Boomer doesn't know about anything. Boomer forgot what the plan was.

1:27:06 Lily: He's forgetting knowledge now.

1:27:07 Clint: I think Boomer's primary motivation is to get out. I think his secondary motivation is to ingratiate himself back with Felix because he pissed him off earlier. And I think his tertiary motivation is to get Felix out without seeing all of these people that will soon be trying to rob him. So I think he's gonna grab Felix and fly out.

1:27:36 Brennan: Awesome, he grabs Felix--

1:27:39 Lily: Are you gonna ask permission first?

1:27:41 Travis: Yeah, c'mon man. Consent.

1:27:44 Brennan: You grab him. You can make a persuasion check to do it in a kind of deferential way if you want, or if you just wanna grab him you can make an athletics check.

1:27:53 Clint: I just wanna grab him and--

1:27:54 Travis: Well they've already decided, because you already convinced him to leave with you, right?

1:27:56 Brennan: Yeah, so he's already convinced. So you could honestly, we'll call it a DC 5 persuasion check lust to-- because you are grabbing him, but he's already agreed to leave.

1:28:07 Travis: Even that's gonna be tough for you, Dad. Do you think you can roll five or better?

1:28:09 Lily: Oh my god.

1:28:11 Justin: Dad, you got a big roll on you.

1:28:12 Clint: Go on Brennan, you were speaking?

1:28:15 Brennan: You just gotta beat a 5.

1:28:17 Clint: 8.

1:28:19 Justin: Hey, that beats a 5. (group cheering)

1:28:21 Clint: [excited] I beat a 5! I coulda beat a 7!

1:28:23 Travis: Who's a big man?

1:28:25 Brennan: So you reach out your hand, Felix goes--

1:28:29 Clint: Oh, I think I'd grab in my pinchers.

1:28:31 Brennan: Oh great, so you clack on him. You see that he just goes-- this is like procedure so he just goes like rag doll limp with a very angry look on his face, and goes;

1:28:39 Felix: Glad you're back in the fold, Boomer. Take me home.

1:28:44 Brennan: He's just limp, and you--

1:28:45 Clint: Can he take a couple of thudding steps and then launch?

1:28:48 Brennan: Yes, absolutely. Well you'll move faster with the thudding steps even with your fly speed. Actually, go ahead and tell everyone here what your fly speed is.

1:28:55 Clint: It's 10.

1:28:56 Brennan: Your fly speed is 10.

1:28:58 Clint: It was, but wait a minute! To be fair to me, it was higher.

1:29:01 Brennan: And you asked for a--

1:29:02 Clint: And I asked for a slower flying speed because he's as big as a Volkswagen.

1:29:06 Brennan: So you grab Felix in your pinchers. You head off with him and you boom, boom, boom! Head to the door. And you guys see that as wings come out from Boomer's carapace, fwoh! It goes like two squares in each direction, just, fwoom! And this noise of (buzzing), just insane. Fairies are like, cards are flying off tables. The grasshoppers are scattered off their game. Tables flip, it's fucking chaos as Boomer starts flying. The fairies are like;

1:29:42 Fairies: Ahhh! Butterflies are like;

1:29:43 Butterfly: Tona, look out!

1:29:48 Brennan: And you take off. As Felix is flying away, I'm going to make one last perception check for Car-Go, right here. In the lead right there. You're under that little parasol and there's a lot of noise going on. So... (dramatic music)

1:30:15 Brennan: Box of doom. Felix is not a dummy. Felix gets a +5 to his perception. The DC for this, because he's flying away and it's very loud, but you are peeling out of the slot machines right now, is 15. On a 10 or higher, Felix spots you. Boomer takes off,

1:30:44 Griffin: Oh, c'mon!

1:30:44 Lily: Oh, what did you roll?

1:30:46 Brennan: Thundering away, Boomer takes off thundering away. (buzzing) The wings go insanely loud. He heads up into the night sky over the grass. Felix is completely limp. Surveys the casino dispassionately. And at the last moment

1:31:07 Jess: Ah!

1:31:10 Brennan: His eyes alight on you. He screams and the words are completely muffled by the sound of Boomer's wings as he goes (buzzing). Screaming to Tony, who cannot hear him. Boomer flies away with him. You have been spotted but Felix is gone. (groaning)

1:31:30 Griffin: It's not great.

1:31:33 Travis: So I know I've been spotted.

1:31:34 Brennan: You know. You got clocked. Tony Manchego takes off back to the vehicles. Felix, Boomer, and Tony are all gone. Boomer, go ahead and make another perception check for me.

1:31:56 Clint: 15 plus what, 2, 17.

1:32:03 Brennan: You can tell that Felix wants you to stop and go back and turn around. But you also can't hear what he's saying.

1:32:12 Clint: Would it make a difference if I use that inspiration from before?

1:32:16 Brennan: What I'm letting you know is you know what he wants you to do actually, but it's very plausible that because Felix can't make enough noise to overcome the noise of your wings, if you wanted to play dumb, you could.

1:32:35 Justin: Or you could fly him up really high and drop him and fucking execute this dude.

1:32:40 Lily: Yeah, why not do that.

1:32:42 Clint: So you're saying that he does hear what he says and understands, but can act like he didn't.

1:32:47 Brennan: Exactly.

1:32:48 Justin: He could be saying fly up real high and then drop me. (group laughing)

1:32:52 Griffin: And then we don't have to do the rest of the episodes.

1:32:53 Lily: Fly up really high and really slowly.

1:32:54 Clint: Does that mean you'll tell me what he said?

1:32:58 Brennan: He screams:

1:32:58 Felix: Car-Go, that's Car-Go Jones, you idiot. He's alive, we need to go back. We need to kill him.

1:33:03 Clint: Nah, I don't hear a thing. And we already knew he's a bad actor so when he acts dumb he's not very effective at it. But no, yeah, I think he's gonna pretend like he can't hear what he says.

1:33:16 Boomer: You wanna go to Fargo, okay.

1:33:18 Felix: Car-Go! (buzzing)

1:33:22 Lily: Just fly to Fargo.

1:33:23 Brennan: Cool, go ahead and give me a deception check.

1:33:27 Lily: Now can you use Jess's advantage? He hasn't used it yet.

1:33:29 Griffin: Shouldn't that go in the box of doom, though, really?

1:33:32 Lily: Can he add Jess's thing because he hadn't used it yet?

1:33:35 Brennan: He actually can use Jess's thing.

1:33:36 Travis: What'd you roll, dad?

1:33:37 Clint: 5.

1:33:38 Justin: What’s it plus?

1:33:39 Clint: 3.

1:33:40 Justin: +3, that's 8, we're getting there.

1:33:42 Brennan: If you want to use the bardic inspiration you absolutely can.

1:33:45 Clint: Yeah, I'll do it.

1:33:46 Brennan: Go ahead and roll that D6.

1:33:47 Travis: Maybe a D6 is nice.

1:33:51 Justin: That, right there.

1:33:51 Griffin: Come on.

1:33:55 Clint: It's a 2.

1:33:56 Travis: So a 10.

1:33:56 Brennan: 10.

1:34:02 Travis: A little laugh from Brennan.

1:34:03 Griffin: Just a titter.

1:34:05 Brennan: A little titter. Where are you flying him to?

1:34:08 Clint: Just on the other side of the door, I mean.

1:34:10 Justin: Fly him to hell, Mac! Fly him to hell!

1:34:12 Lily: Fly him to hell and back!

1:34:13 Griffin: Get him out of here.

1:34:13 Clint: But I only have 10, right?

1:34:15 Brennan: But you can go as far as you want, you just go so slowly.

1:34:19 Clint: Well I think I would keep on going because the noise isn't gonna abate.

1:34:22 Griffin: You also don't wanna drop him at the door because we have to go through there.

1:34:25 Clint: I know, I know.

1:34:26 Lily: And he said, “Bring me home,” so bring him home.

1:34:28 Brennan: You can bring him back to the house, if you want.

1:34:29 Clint: Yeah he did say, “Bring me home,” yeah.

1:34:30 Brennan: (buzzing) So with an incremental speed this beetle that in our real, human world, like our scale, would be moving sort of like this (buzzing), just as slowly as could be, and Felix--

1:34:46 Clint: He is the largest flying insect on earth.

1:34:49 Brennan: There ya go. You go guys take off. That is the end of Boomer's turn, Bean.

1:34:56 Jess: Did he deceive him or we don't know?

1:34:58 Brennan: You don't know.

1:34:59 Griffin: That stinks.

1:34:59 Jess: Damn, damn.

1:35:01 Griffin: Are they far enough away that if the rest of us rush to Car-Go, our entire assembly will be-- our cover will be blown?

1:35:10 Brennan: Sorry, are they far enough away?

1:35:11 Travis: They're gone, right? They’re out of there.

1:35:11 Brennan: They're gone.

1:35:13 Griffin: If I jump in Car-Go, he isn’t gonna be like, “Okay, well that little kid's with them too.”

1:35:16 Brennan: You know that Speed is still here. But everyone else is gone.

1:35:21 Griffin: Okay, I got this. I see all this bad stuff happen in the screen reflected while I'm just Snaking out. I turn to the grasshoppers and I'm like:

1:35:28 Bean: Oh shit, I gotta do some stuff. Y'all been cool, let's hop again sometime, all right?

1:35:33 Charlie: Hey man for real, any time you wanna chill, any time you wanna hang, any time you wanna talk about people that you know that might be interested in partying and where they might be. You just fucking holler at us, dude.

1:35:43 Bean: Cool man, cool man.

1:35:43 Lily: A narc!

1:35:46 Griffin: I turn around and run, and I think I wanna Starsky and Hutch it over the hood of Car-Go.

1:35:52 Car-Go: Ow, ow my face!

1:35:57 Griffin: And I, just in case, keep one hand on Car-Go and put one hand on Ti, and I look up at the fairy like:

1:36:01 Bean: Hey!

1:36:08 Griffin: And I stomp my foot and I spend my last two points of ki channeling Darkness. Magical darkness spreads from a point you choose within range. Myself, I guess, if that's where it has to be.

1:36:15 Brennan: Yeah!

1:36:22 Griffin: In a 15 foot radius sphere for the duration. The darkness spreads around corners. A creature with dark vision can't see through this darkness and non-magical light can't illuminate it.

1:36:31 Brennan: You focus your ki--

1:36:33 Griffin: Oh shit, hold up! If the point you choose is on an object you are holding or one that isn't being worn or carried, the darkness emanates from the object and moves with it. Can I put it on Car-Go Jones?

1:36:44 Brennan: You can absolutely put it on Car-Go Jones.

1:36:46 Griffin: Okay, then as I'm Starsky and Hutching over the hood, I slap my hand on it.

1:36:47 Car-Go: Ow.

1:36:48 Griffin: And a 15 foot--

1:36:52 Brennan: All the Tamagotchis go out. Different fireflies, their butts extinguish.

1:36:58 Lily: “Oh, my butt!”

1:36:59 Brennan: It goes pitch black in that area. As you focus your ki power--

1:37:02 Griffin: I make sure to also keep an eye on Ti the entire time I'm doing it so that I can find my way-

1:37:05 Brennan: Hell yeah.

1:37:08 Griffin: To try and grab her and get her in the car.

1:37:10 Brennan: Give me an acrobatics check.

1:37:14 Griffin: That is a 17.

1:37:16 Brennan: You Starsky and Hutch. Within the darkness, you center yourself. Not only do you remember exactly where she was, but even in the darkness, a true monk of the watermelon temple can feel the hearts of their allies and the people they have sworn to protect. You reach out, you grab one of the mech covered harnesses on the edge of Ti's unconscious form. You sling both of you into the back of Car-Go Jones. Ti you--

1:37:45 Griffin: Put the seatbelt on, put the seatbelt on.

1:37:48 Bean: Don't transform, you got people in you now, okay?!

1:37:52 Car-Go: You don't have to yell. I am right here.

1:37:55 Travis: And you hear ba-da-da-da da da! And he drives out.

1:37:58 Griffin: Oh you delayed your reaction, didn't you?

1:38:00 Clint: [to the tune of La Cucaracha] Bee-bee-bee-bee beep, bee-bee-bee-bee beep.

1:38:02 Travis: No.

1:38:02 Clint: Okay.

1:38:02 Travis: What I said. I have an action called Charge, it's ba-na-na-na nun-na is the horn.

1:38:07 Clint: Done

1:38:12 Brennan: Four, five, six.

1:38:12 Travis: So are we out? Because I delayed my action.

1:38:16 Brennan: It's gonna happen on your turn. Oh, you delayed your action!

1:38:17 Griffin: He delayed his move.

1:38:18 Travis: Oh, the three of you peel out, sorry, yeah. Car-Go, you voom! So you went through the grass, you got two moochers in the back. What a day for you guys, huh? You guys were sheltered little kids a moment ago and you're seeing a lot of the big wide yard, now.

1:38:34 Lily: I'm still unconscious? Where do I come to--

1:38:35 Brennan: No, about a minute later as you peel out, you come to in the back of the car.

1:38:40 TI: Oh, where am I?

1:38:42 Griffin: I say:

1:38:42 Bean: You might wanna find somewhere to park for 10 minutes. Actually this is concentration so as soon as we clear the gate I can just kinda (snaps).

1:38:45 Brennan: Dismiss the darkness.

1:38:48 Griffin: The darkness is gone.

1:38:50 Brennan: You can now see where you're going again.

1:38:50 Travis: Oh great, thank you. That's super great.

1:38:53 Brennan: You start heading through the grass. You guys have escaped. Two of our player characters remain.

1:39:02 Griffin: I coulda got more out!

1:39:04 Brennan: (laughs) I coulda got more out! You see Agnes. This bug walks right past you, puts a hand on Marty's chest and says: Garbanzo Goon #1: My friend, you've gotten on the wrong side of my boss, Garbanzo.

1:39:22 Brennan: Speed looks at him and bristles a little bit as the machinery on him sort of changes up. This bug was one square away from closing with Rick Diggins. But you see there's a crowd of ants on the other side, there's this mouse here. Rick Diggins, you are literally cornered. Garbanzo Goon #2: Well, well, well, friend-o. Been a while since we had you in Trash City, huh?

1:39:51 Justin: Who am I now?

1:39:52 Griffin: All four?

1:39:53 Clint: You're everybody.

1:39:54 Justin: I'll just be the dirty cop.

1:39:57 Rick: Yeah, I was following a lead. I don't get around here very often. I'm more of a homebody.

1:40:04 Clint: “Lot of binging.”

1:40:07 Brennan: Next in the order is actually going to be Speed, thankfully goes after these guys. Speed's gonna do what makes sense for Speed to do. He pushes past Marty. Actually, you know what? I'm gonna hold off for a second because they go right before Rick. Rick, this guy has got you dead to rights. You are cornered. You look through the archway and see Marty kind of in between these two hulking figures over him. One of Garbanzo's boys and Speed. Situation is laid before you. Is this guy who's got you dead to rights behind him. This situation looks like it could go a lot of different ways. Speed, the bug, and Marty behind him. What does Rick do in this moment?

1:41:07 Justin: And that's where we'll break. (group laughing)

1:41:08 Justin: Thanks so much for watching.

1:41:11 Brennan: You can make an insight check if you want more information.

1:41:14 Justin: Yeah, why not, couldn't hurt. That's a 2.

1:41:20 Brennan: You look out, it's the only thing you can see. Two plus two is four. The only thing you can really see here is that there's a lot of tension and you can't be sure. The thing between Speed and the bug could erupt into violence or it couldn't, but it's on a hair right now. It could go either way.

1:41:51 Justin: Yeah, okay. No, yes? No.

1:41:51 Clint: Maybe.

1:41:51 Justin: So he's looking right at me.

1:41:58 Brennan: He's looking right at you.

1:42:00 Justin: Very little can be done there for about that situation.

1:42:04 Travis: Well, there's a very distracting situation happening over here.

1:42:13 Justin: Yeah, okay. I'm gonna yell out-- I'm going to use Master of Intrigue. It's part of the Mastermind abilities. And I can unerringly match the speech patterns and accents of a creature you hear speak for at least one minute. And I am going to shout out in Garbanzo's voice, “let him go!” This is what it would sound like. He would say, “let him go, get that dirty cop.”

1:42:47 Rick: (impersonating Garbanzo) Let him go, get that dirty cop.

1:42:49 Justin: That's what he hears, that's what he hears in that instant.

1:42:53 Brennan: And you who are you saying this--

1:42:55 Justin: I'm yelling it out just to try to give a second, just to give a window for Speed.

1:43:02 Brennan: Gotcha, awesome.

1:43:03 Justin: Try to like--

1:43:04 Griffin: Sacrificing your own body.

1:43:05 Brennan: Sacrificing your own body.

1:43:07 Justin: Oh, I'm leaving too. I'm running away, I'm leaving.

1:43:11 Brennan: Gotcha. Give me a deception check.

1:43:13 Clint: And he's got spares.

1:43:18 Justin: 16 plus--

1:43:18 Brennan: Deception.

1:43:22 Justin: Deception, 8.

1:43:26 Brennan: You yell that--

1:43:27 Justin: Oh yeah, it's 24.

1:43:29 Brennan: So a 24, incredible. You watch Speed. Speed has a look in his cold robotic eyes like he maybe just might kill this bug in the middle of the casino. And you yell out to the other bug. Which, sort of like--

1:43:47 Justin: I think I'm yelling this, just for whatever it's worth, yelling this as I'm running out this way. So it's not like idiotically just yelling at my pursuer.

1:43:56 Brennan: Well the bug who's watching you do that is incredibly confused, he's like what? It's not for him, so he's just totally shocked. But the other guy whips his attention away over to his friend. He goes; Garbanzo Goon #1: The boss is here?

1:44:11 Brennan: And seems successfully tricked. Now you're going to move, correct?

1:44:16 Justin: Out, gone, peace.

1:44:17 Brennan: Cool, I'm gonna need a DC 15 athletics or acrobatics to get over that pile.

1:44:22 Justin: This has got it. I've got it this time, though. That's a 20.

1:44:25 Brennan: Oh my God! (group cheering)

1:44:28 Lily: Nat 20?

1:44:28 Justin: Natural 20.

1:44:31 Brennan: What, that's crazy!

1:44:33 Justin: Well, okay, minus 1 because my dexterity is so bad.

1:44:37 Brennan: But nat 20's auto success, my God. You needed to roll literally a what, a 16 or higher to even have a chance of doing this. Rick, you do this perfect imitation of Garbanzo's voice. Turn around, no knees, no elbows, no fingers. You do a jump that is effectively like, you just make a K with your body and sproing, roll. (group laughing) Flip wildly over all of these ants, hit over here. You've got a move and a bonus.

1:45:13 Justin: Yeah, move and the dash, right?

1:45:16 Brennan: That is correct.

1:45:17 Justin: So yeah, just straight towards the door.

1:45:20 Brennan: Hell ya, so that's gonna be ba-da boom, ba-da bam. That is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. You are here at the door. Incredible.

1:45:35 Travis: Man, I hope Agnes is okay.

1:45:38 Justin: See, I feel like Agnes is there all the time.

1:45:39 Griffin: There all the time.

1:45:41 Travis: She's supposed to be there, right? She's our respect, right? People trust that she's supposed to be there. It's her job to stay after and make sure everybody's like, what was that?

1:45:49 Brennan: Yeah Agnes, it's your turn insofar. But nobody suspects you of anything. You know, you're a fairy in Shoeby's casino.

1:45:59 Jess: Yeah, I think I might want to try to deescalate this situation and put this bug to sleep.

1:46:10 Brennan: Hell ya, awesome.

1:46:11 Jess: So that they don't fight right now.

1:46:13 Travis: That's also gonna make you look good in front of Speed.

1:46:15 Jess: That's what I was thinking, too. Yeah, gain a little.

1:46:18 Justin: Very smart.

1:46:18 Brennan: Go ahead and roll 5D8, which I think is what you roll for sleep, right? You could also use a higher level spell slot to do more D8 if you want.

1:46:26 Jess: I can roll 5D8. Oh thank you, everyone! Okay, so we have 5, 1, that's 6, plus 4 is 10, plus 2 is 12.

1:46:40 Brennan: 12, you hit this dude with a sleep spell. It does not beat his hit point total.

1:46:54 Griffin: [whispering worriedly] That's a lot of dice. He requires more dice.

1:47:01 Jess: Let him come at me right now.

1:47:03 Group: Oh no.

1:47:05 Lily: He has to roll every dice.

1:47:07 Jess: Roll 'em all.

1:47:09 Lily: And then you add 'em all up and get--

1:47:10 Griffin: Those are just snacks for Brennan.

1:47:12 Lily: Those are loud nuts.

1:47:14 Clint: I've still got some almonds over here if you want 'em.

1:47:18 Brennan: I'm gonna pour all these out.

1:47:19 Travis: What are you doing?

1:47:21 Lily: He has so many dice.

1:47:22 Griffin: An asteroid lands on Shoeby's casino.

1:47:27 Travis: [rolling the large pencil on his face] Oh, this actually feels nice.

1:47:31 Brennan: 9, 5 is 14. 16 plus 12...

1:47:37 Justin: 28!

1:47:39 Brennan: Agnes takes 28 points of damage.

1:47:41 Justin: From what, why?

1:47:43 Jess: Agnes is out like a light right now, baby. That's all she has.

1:47:48 Brennan: You see that you cast this spell, this bug feels you cast a spell, turns around and grabs your wings and lowers your neck onto his knee, bam. Crushes your throat. You are unconscious, out. Your other friends have successfully escaped, Agnes is down. It's your hit points making death saving throws.

1:48:14 Griffin: Car-Go Jones drives back in, wait!

1:48:18 Brennan: Agnes is down. You look back around. It's Garbanzo, Ti, and Car-Go are already gone.

1:48:33 Lily: The car won't fight the bug?

1:48:37 Brennan: As you are hitting the deck, I need Agnes to make one last persuasion check for me.

1:48:43 Jess: Okay, what is that, D20?

1:48:46 Travis: Roll so good.

1:48:50 Jess: Persuasion, fuck. A 6 plus a 5, an 11.

1:48:58 Brennan: You hit the deck. Speed looks at you, looks at the bug that he a moment before was about to maybe fuck up. You see Speed transforms into a red car. The radio bleeps,

1:49:23 Speed: Marty, get in. Marty gets in. And he peels the fuck out.

1:49:33 Griffin: Speed's so cool.

1:49:35 Travis: All right, okay, listen.

1:49:39 Brennan: Rick, make a perception check for me.

1:49:47 Justin: 6 plus 2, thank you.

1:49:50 Clint: 2.

1:49:54 Brennan: Let me hit you with the advantage, if you'd be so kind.

1:49:57 Justin: 16+2, 18.

1:49:59 Brennan: You are about to leave and you hear Agnes go down behind you and look down the long line of Shoeby's to see her collapse. Additionally, I need to make an acrobatics check for our friend who is pursuing you. Who does not clear over the hurdle.

1:50:23 Travis: Listen Brennan, I don't know how to tell you how to do your job but we got a lot more episodes to go. And you need to leave Agnes in here, okay, buddy? (group laughing) I just need Agnes to stick around, I like her a lot.

1:50:32 Griffin: I know, we worked a long time on these characters. But we could roll another one over a lunch break or something, right?

1:50:37 Jess: That is true, if I need to. It is what it is.

1:50:42 Lily: No, don't leave her body.

1:50:43 Travis: I love Agnes so much.

1:50:45 Lily: She's our fairy.

1:50:46 Justin: I have one chance. I have one chance that I can make this work.

1:50:56 Griffin: In a lot of ways.

1:50:59 Justin: We haven't talked much about how this would work, but it is the only thing I could think to try in this moment. So I'm going to swap into my Rick Diggins, the Superior Man costume. And inhale an entire pouch of fairy dust.

1:51:24 Griffin: Could we also just all try clapping our hands and see if that brings the fairy back to life?

1:51:29 Lily: And wishing on a star?

1:51:32 Travis: The Superior Man.

1:51:32 Brennan: Rick Diggins, the Superior Man.

1:51:37 Lily: A superior man, not a superman.

1:51:39 Travis: No, I don't know who that is.

1:51:40 Brennan: The Supreme Man. Go ahead and give me a constitution saving throw, if you'd be so kind?

1:51:44 Justin: 2?

1:51:49 Brennan: 2, Rick, you suck the fairy dust down into your body. Boom, your body goes to power. This is your last dust that you've got. You feel something inside you hollow out as you take the last of this dust and you hear a voice coming out of that inky blackness that follows you at the edge of your vision everywhere you go. You're back in the dark. You hear a little voice, it's Pierre the french fry.

1:52:25 Pierre: [French accent] One day, Rick Diggins, you will leave this place. You will be treasured and loved. And I will be sucked into a car vacuum, never to be eaten. French fries are only good for about 10, 15 minutes after they are made. And I have been down here for years. Rick Diggins, you are not as empty as you think.

1:52:58 Brennan: Boom, you flash back. Wind ripping underneath you. You can fly, baby.

1:53:05 Justin: I'm just barreling. Here's what I would do, going straight fucking beeline. Fly, scoop up, out the wall. I'm flying straight the fuck out.

1:53:13 Brennan: You have a plus 12 to your attack, go ahead and make an attack roll with advantage.

1:53:18 Justin: It's a 12 plus--

1:53:21 Brennan: 12 is 24.

1:53:22 Justin: 24, and then that's a 19.

1:53:24 Brennan: Whooo, baby!

1:53:27 Justin: Superior Man!

1:53:28 Brennan: I'm gonna go ahead and hand you, ad hoc-ing what a super hero's punch does.

1:53:37 Griffin: Are you punching the beetle or the wall?

1:53:39 Justin: I'm punching through whatever--

1:53:40 Brennan: I'm gonna need a death saving throw from Agnes, by the way. Hold on one second, wait one second to do that. You roll this and add 20 to that.

1:53:49 Justin: 6, 9, 11, 15, 17, 22, 27, 34, 54.

1:53:56 Brennan: 54, Jesus, you, vwoo! The casino is rocked, the bug whips around as you tunnel vision, pow! Your high C fucking hand cleaves through his bug skull. He is dead, instantly.

1:54:08 Jess: Damn.

1:54:13 Clint: Our first kill!

1:54:14 Brennan: Your first kill!

1:54:14 Lily: Murder!

1:54:17 Brennan: You scoop up Agnes and you see the bug over here turns around and goes;

1:54:25 Garbanzo Goon: A supreme man, the fifth toy just like that to make it onto Garbanzo's shit list!

1:54:31 Brennan: And raises his fist. You can book it right the hell outta here.

1:54:35 Justin: Yeah I'm out, I'm out the wall. I'm going out.

1:54:38 Brennan: You are out the wall. And with that, we exit combat. Jess, I'm gonna need a death saving throw from you.

1:54:46 Jess: Okay, that's a D20?

1:54:46 Clint: Come on, Jess.

1:54:47 Brennan: D20.

1:54:49 Travis: Oh, the lights!

1:54:50 Justin: Oh no, the lights!

1:54:51 Jess: Oh my God, I'm so nervous. Oh no, it's a 5! Plus a what?

1:55:00 Brennan: Plus nothing, that's a failure. You land with--

1:55:02 Jess: I get two more failures.

1:55:05 Brennan: You land with Agnes outside. Rick, you are welcome to make a medicine check to try and stabilize Agnes, if you would like.

1:55:16 Jess: They did see me with ibuprofen earlier. It's in my fanny pack.

1:55:22 Justin: Okay, is there a hospital?

1:55:22 Brennan: Nearby?

1:55:26 Justin: I'm a superhero right now. I feel like I should take her to the fucking hospital. I could try to use my C hands to fix her or I could take her to a medical professional.

1:55:35 Brennan: You might not have the time is the only issue.

1:55:38 Justin: I'm Super-- I'm the Superior Man!

1:55:41 Travis: Yeah, that was close.

1:55:42 Brennan: Then in that case if you're gonna try to make it there, I'm gonna say this is a flat dexterity check to make it there in time. But you're a superhero, so you can go ahead. I'll give you a plus 10 to this roll, we'll set the DC at a 20. So you gotta roll a 10 or higher.

1:56:02 Justin: 18.

1:56:03 Brennan: You streak across the yard, right past Dylan's tent over to right behind the teen center where by the dumpster there is an old, discarded first aid kit with a little door in the side. You get there. You literally land in the ER, Agnes I'm going to need another death saving throw. You may roll this one with advantage as you land at the ER.

1:56:31 Jess: Okay, I'm gonna try--

1:56:32 Griffin: You get a 20, you're back alive.

1:56:39 Jess: A 1!

1:56:40 Travis: You roll advantage.

1:56:40 Lily: You can roll advantage, roll another one.

1:56:42 Griffin: Holy shit, that's two strikes right one a one?

1:56:45 Jess: 18.

1:56:47 Brennan: That's a success.

1:56:49 Griffin: That would've literally killed you. If you'd gotten that one, that would've been it.

1:56:52 Brennan: If you'd gotten that one that would've killed you. You stand there

1:56:54 Jess: Oh my God!

1:56:55 Brennan: As a superhero, what is Rick feeling in this moment? You're literally standing there a superhero and you see that these two little mice dressed in little white napkin doctor scrubs are like,

1:57:06 Mouse Doctor: Oh my god, all right.

1:57:09 Brennan: Take two little bits of steel wool, rub them;

1:57:09 Mouse Doctor: Clear!

1:57:15 Brennan: That is, I'll need another death saving throw with advantage. Sorry, they're gonna try to make a medic try to stabilize you. They get a plus 5 to this roll. They need a 15 to stabilize you. So a 10 or higher your stabilized, no more death saving throws. That's an 8, you are not stabilized. Roll death saving throws with advantage.

1:57:35 Jess: Okay, a 16, and a 15.

1:57:42 Brennan: That's another success, you're two successes and one failure. They're gonna make another check to stabilize.

1:57:47 Griffin: C'mon, mice.

1:57:48 Brennan: That's a 3, they do not stabilize.

1:57:50 Griffin: C'mon, where do these mice go to school?

1:57:53 Jess: Okay, with advantage?

1:57:53 Lily: Better medical training!

1:57:55 Jess: A 9, okay. And a 19!

1:58:01 Lily: Ooo, that's another success! (group cheering) (heart beating)

1:58:06 Jess: Whoo! Agnes, baby!

1:58:06 Brennan: You are unconscious but you watch, you see that one of the mice comes out and says,

1:58:13 Mouse Doctor: Mr. Diggins? Agnes is stabilized. We were able to introduce a tube into her respiratory system made out of a old piece of Tropicana Orange Juice straw.

1:58:29 Clint: They cut off the sharp end.

1:58:31 Travis: That got a laugh from the crew. (group laughing) You know that's solid.

1:58:34 Rick: How many tries did it take you? Be honest, citizen.

1:58:40 Lily: Yeah, no thanks to you, mouse doctor.

1:58:42 Mouse Doctor: Look, I didn't go to four days of medical school to come here and be talked down to by a clicko man, all right? We were able to save her life and you did the right thing getting us to her. Getting her here to us.

1:58:56 Rick: Thank you, citizen. I try to always do the right thing.

1:58:58 Mouse Doctor: I do as well. It's hard because there's a lot of bits inside the body that you can't see with your eyes from looking on the outside.

1:59:09 Rick: Maybe you can't, citizen, but I can.

1:59:12 Brennan: (laughs) All the mice are clapping their hands.

1:59:16 Lily: This hospital sucks. (group laughing)

1:59:19 Justin: Terrible hospital!

1:59:21 Lily: This is why there needs to be Medicare for all.

1:59:29 Brennan: Agnes, you are in peaceful sleep, resting from that terrible injury. Someone attacked you in the casino for the first time in a long time. That's fucked up. But also, it's been a long time since there was a little heat.

1:59:43 Jess: She loves it. (group laughing)

1:59:47 Brennan: Where do Car-Go, Bean, and Ti end up? Where do you guys go?

1:59:50 Travis: I think we probably set some kind of liker, we're going to meet back at the diner when all this is done and--

1:59:57 Lily: There's a diner across from Garbanzo's.

1:59:59 Travis: Well, but I thought he was cool until this moment. But we don't have cell phones, we're sitting there waiting.

2:00:05 Brennan: This might escape Ti, who's very young, but for Car-Go, Agnes, there's no indication that the guy who attacked Agnes is not gonna get fucking killed by Garbanzo, who likes Agnes. You know what I mean? Agnes cast a spell on this dude, and this dude let out. He's a violent--

2:00:20 Travis: Well, also I think if I remember correctly, he just flew through him. So we probably don't--

2:00:26 Lily: I think he's dead.

2:00:26 Justin: No, I flew through the other guy, right?

2:00:28 Brennan: No, that's true. The guy who attacked Agnes is dead. But you guys meet up, you guys go back to the diner like 15 minutes, 20 minutes, there's nobody else there.

2:00:41 Griffin: Can we do it, I know you're the plan guy. Can we do it with three?

2:00:45 Car-Go: I mean, at a certain point there's the importance of the--

2:00:48 Travis: Sorry, wrong voice.

2:00:50 Car-Go: At a certain point, there's the importance of the plan and the importance of the team. And 50% of our team isn't here.

2:00:59 Bean: They're all tough as hell, though. I think they're probably--

2:01:00 TI: Oh my God.

2:01:00 Bean: They're probably okay, right?

2:01:02 TI: Yeah, I'm hungry.

2:01:05 Bean: She's hungry, though.

2:01:05 TI: I'm hungry!

2:01:08 Car-Go: Okay, let's--

2:01:10 TI: Can I get some more Cheeto?

2:01:12 Car-Go: We'll get you some more Cheeto.

2:01:16 Bean: Can we get McDonald's on the way home?

2:01:16 Car-Go: No!

2:01:19 Clint: Are we there yet?

2:01:21 Brennan: We cut over from the diner where Car-Go's taking care of the two young moochers. Back over for our first time on the windowsill of number four. We go back into the house through a little opening in the screen of the dining room window. Boomer lands and lets Felix down as a bunch of little plastic clicko soldiers and stewards you see. There's a bunch of Felix's private guard. They step out. Speed whips up with Marty. Felix get down from your horn and says,

2:02:03 Felix: You idiot! Can you not hear me? Car-Go Jones is alive! He survived back there.

2:02:13 Boomer: You're welcome.

2:02:16 Felix: Why would I say you're welcome?

2:02:18 Boomer: I saved ya, I got ya outta there. There was gonna be trouble, right?

2:02:23 Brennan: Felix's eyes narrow. He looks at you as one of his eyes twitch like he's looking for something in your face.

2:02:34 Felix: There is truly nothing going on behind those giant fucking horns on your face.

2:02:43 Boomer: Thank you?

2:02:46 Felix: Go to the break room, we'll deal with you later. Get Marty inside. Car-Go Jones is alive, not for long.

2:02:53 Brennan: And that is where we're gonna end this episode

2:02:55 Griffin: Got chills.

2:02:56 Brennan: Of Tiny Heist. Tune in next week! See ya then. [NEXT EPISODE - Episode 3: Scheming and Scoring Fairy Dust] [PREVIEW]

2:03:00 Brennan: Agnes the fairy wakes up.

2:03:02 Agnes: I'm feeling like shit, man.

2:03:04 TI: You're no looking so good.

2:03:06 Rick: I'm feeling worse.

2:03:07 Brennan: You have the deciphered dossier. And immediately you realize why this vault is unfindable and untrackable.

2:03:15 Unknown: Yes! Oh, I was so fucked!

2:03:20 TI: Never seen a real mushroom I want to eat.

2:03:22 Mushroom: Hey, all right, that look is bad.

2:03:24 Boomer: I have a story in me that's gotta come out. A musical tribute to Felix.

2:03:30 Felix: Why don't you sing about what Car-Go was doing alive last night?

2:03:30 Captions extracted by: Matthew

2:03:30 Edited by: gluegunshots, lele_istired, and Socks