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Dream

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Misfits and Magic sheet of Dream (played by Erika Ishii). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.

Archetype

Firstborn Caster MAM E2·00:05:27 MAM E2·01:11:41 MAM E3·00:02:18 MAM E4·00:12:26—

Fight

d6 MAM E2·00:05:27 MAM E2·01:11:41 MAM E3·00:02:18 MAM E4·00:12:26—

Flight

d10 MAM E2·00:05:27 MAM E2·01:11:41 MAM E3·00:02:18 MAM E4·00:12:26—

Brains

d8 MAM E2·00:05:27 MAM E2·01:11:41 MAM E3·00:02:18 MAM E4·00:12:26—

Brawn

d4 MAM E2·00:05:27 MAM E2·01:11:41 MAM E3·00:02:18 MAM E4·00:12:26—

Charm

d12 MAM E2·00:05:27 MAM E2·01:11:41 MAM E3·00:02:18 MAM E4·00:12:26—

Grit

d20 MAM E2·00:05:27 MAM E2·01:11:41 MAM E3·00:02:18 MAM E4·00:12:26—

Magic die

d4 MAM E1·00:02:12—

Wand

Lilac, Pink Diamond Core MAM E2·01:11:41 MAM E3·00:02:18 MAM E4·00:12:26—

Features

Child of Darkness — Intro scoreboard card for Dream (Karen Keiko Tanaka): "CHILD OF DARKNESS". MAM E1·00:17:47
Fight roll to make the wand magic to itself (failed) — Fight roll, difficulty 10, with the Magic die: a five, so the wand stays inert. MAM E1·01:25:45 MAM E1·01:25:55 MAM E1·01:26:02
Flight roll to notice — Flight roll, difficulty 8, straight with no magic: "10" then "11 total". MAM E1·01:57:34 MAM E1·01:57:46 MAM E1·01:57:47
Adversity token gained — Aabria gives everyone an Adversity token for the shopping episode. MAM E1·01:51:22
Grit roll for a familiar — Grit roll, difficulty 10: "Make it by two"; a chipmunk appears on her shoulder. MAM E1·02:11:29 MAM E1·02:11:16 MAM E1·02:11:25
Familiar: Theodore the chipmunk — A talking chipmunk in a sweater with elbow patches; she names him: "Theodore. Theodore, I don't know." He answers: "Theodore, oh that's perfect." MAM E1·02:12:56 MAM E1·02:12:58 MAM E1·02:11:30
Age 17, Blocker's Broom — Card shows AGE 17 and the broom Blocker's Broom. She says "I'm 17." MAM E2·00:05:27 MAM E2·00:23:16
Adversity token gained — Aabria: "Please take an Adversity token" when introducing the Common-Fucking-Sense Die. MAM E2·00:05:02
Adversity token burned on a Brains roll — Brains roll: "7, and I will burn an adversity token"; Aabria: "With an 8", the phone reception is fixed. MAM E2·00:05:25 MAM E2·00:05:35
Burned token not needed — "I realize I didn't need to burn an adversity token. I didn't add my bonus." MAM E2·00:10:17
Written spell to the kitchen — Charm roll, difficulty 8: she writes the kitchen a note with her wand and rolls an 8; the kitchen answers. MAM E2·00:42:26 MAM E2·00:42:33
Hamburger request to the kitchen — Charm roll, difficulty 7: a 10; two burgers and one very big burger come back. MAM E2·00:45:49 MAM E2·00:45:59
Dirt-clearing spell (take half) — Flight roll, difficulty 3, with the Magic die: she takes half and the four piles of dirt disappear. MAM E2·01:08:35 MAM E2·01:08:53
Dodge roll (9 against 10) — Flight roll, difficulty 10, normal flight: she gets a 9 and says "I could burn one, too". MAM E2·01:15:31 MAM E2·01:15:32 MAM E2·01:15:36
Fire-suture healing on Evan — Brains roll, difficulty 14: a 9 and "I made it with 14"; Aabria: "you suture the wound with fire". MAM E2·01:20:31 MAM E2·01:20:41 MAM E2·01:19:41
Notices Tallulah (Grit 20) — Grit roll to notice: "I got a dirty 20"; she is the only one who sees Tallulah level her wand at Evan's chest, and Aabria brings out the Box of Doom for the opposed roll. MAM E3·01:29:27 MAM E3·01:29:30
Failed Fight roll: water spell backfires — Fight roll, difficulty 12, with the Magic die: she first reads a two, then corrects it to a three, "I got ones on everything"; the water hits the party. Brennan: "Take your adversity token for a failed roll." MAM E3·00:02:27 MAM E3·00:02:09 MAM E3·00:02:39
Desk cage around the fire being (Grit 22) — Grit roll: "I rolled 22 'cause grit is my highest", and "my magic exploded"; she builds a cage of desks and chairs. MAM E3·00:13:37 MAM E3·00:13:39 MAM E3·00:13:42
Adversity tokens gained: Brains assist — Aabria: "Adversity tokens to both of you." for a Brains roll, difficulty 8, that she made. MAM E3·01:05:56 MAM E3·01:04:24
Mist-armor spell (Grit 13) — Grit roll, difficulty 9, a spell: 13; she burns tokens to beat it by more; the mist comes out as a pink glitter cloud: "It's pink and it's glitter." MAM E3·01:21:55 MAM E3·01:21:20 MAM E3·01:21:38
Defending roll with the Magic die — Since she is defending she rolls her Magic die and rerolls it: "It's a three, it's a three, I got a three". MAM E3·01:31:39 MAM E3·01:31:23 MAM E3·01:31:36
Makeover after the black mist — She comes out of the mist without the black lipstick and eye makeup, her outfit "transfigured into a pink crushed velvet dress". MAM E3·01:38:25
Dispel on Evan's face (Grit, six tokens burned) — Dispel magic is Grit-based: "17, total", then "I'm gonna burn six, six adversity tokens" for 23. MAM E3·02:02:56 MAM E3·02:02:10 MAM E3·02:02:44
Broom ability: Guardian — Blocker's Broom is a Guardian broom: when defending or aiding somebody she rolls her stat and Magic die, and if she fails, rerolls the Magic die too. MAM E3·01:04:05
Adversity token gained: failed Brains roll — Brains roll, difficulty 18: "Five, I got a five"; Aabria: "take an adversity token". MAM E3·01:54:50 MAM E3·01:54:54
Teddy and the choir — "Teddy, why don't you and the choir perform for the Headmistress while you're waiting." MAM E4·00:22:22
Mice sent to track Sam (Flight) — "I have sent the mice, though." Flight roll, difficulty 7, not common sense: a 10 that explodes, so 17. MAM E4·00:38:43 MAM E4·00:38:50 MAM E4·00:39:09
Charm roll on the swarm (13) — Cackling, she sets a swarm on the task; Charm roll, difficulty 10: "13!" MAM E4·01:32:02 MAM E4·01:32:45
K — "I think maybe I'm gonna experiment with K." She is then named K at the table. MAM E4·01:36:03 MAM E4·01:36:07
They/them pronouns — "Also I'm experimenting with they/them!" MAM E4·01:38:24
Brawn roll to leap on Evan — Brawn roll: "four explodes" and a nine, enough to bound up. MAM E4·01:58:41 MAM E4·01:58:48 MAM E4·01:58:49
Dispel magic on Cleo (16) — Difficulty 13 because she does not know what she is dispelling: 16; she breaks the spell. MAM E4·02:07:40 MAM E4·02:07:45 MAM E4·02:07:50
Protective bubble around Digby (Grit 20) — Casting a protective sphere is Grit, difficulty 20; she rolls "20!" (offensive magic, no reroll). MAM E4·02:29:49 MAM E4·02:30:15 MAM E4·02:30:52
Treasure Hunter (token spent) — She spends an adversity token on Treasure Hunter: the mice nibble a hole in Evan's bag and take the socks back. MAM E4·00:30:46
Fight roll joining Evan's spell against Tallulah — She takes Evan's hand and points her wand too; Fight roll against the Box of Doom (no Magic die), difficulty 4: "4!" MAM E4·02:38:41 MAM E4·02:41:05 MAM E4·02:41:33 MAM E4·02:41:41

Spells

Pink spark on a Blocker's Broom — Charm roll, difficulty 10, with the Magic die: a 12; a tiny spark of pink light flashes the broom "pink and glittery". MAM E1·01:41:21 MAM E1·01:41:39 MAM E1·01:42:50

Items

Wand (chose her) — "This chose me? It's so, like, mundie!" MAM E1·01:21:33
Wand tip pink and glittery — The tip "stayed glittery and pink, and hasn't gone back". MAM E1·01:49:07 MAM E1·01:49:10
Wand core: pink diamond — "a glittering, pink diamond" at the core; swapping wands with Sam, hers goes back to being pink-tipped and pink-cored. MAM E2·00:43:18 MAM E2·00:43:57
Wand card: Lilac, Pink Diamond Core — Card text for her wand. MAM E2·01:11:41

Evan Kelmp

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Misfits and Magic sheet of Evan Kelmp (played by Brennan Lee Mulligan). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.

Archetype

Haunted Survivor MAM E2·01:08:40 MAM E3·00:05:31 MAM E3·01:36:38 MAM E4·00:02:40—

Fight

d20 MAM E2·01:08:40 MAM E3·00:05:31 MAM E3·01:36:38 MAM E4·00:02:40—

Flight

d8 MAM E2·01:08:40 MAM E3·00:05:31 MAM E3·01:36:38 MAM E4·00:02:40—

Brains

d12 MAM E2·01:08:40 MAM E3·00:05:31 MAM E3·01:36:38 MAM E4·00:02:40—

Brawn

d6 MAM E2·01:08:40 MAM E3·00:05:31 MAM E3·01:36:38 MAM E4·00:02:40—

Charm

d4 MAM E1·00:46:28—

Grit

d10 MAM E1·00:53:41—

Magic die

d4 MAM E1·00:02:12—

Wand

Dogwood, Parchment Core MAM E3·01:36:38 MAM E4·00:02:40—

Features

Introduced in Millersburg, Iowa — Brennan: "K-E-L-M-P, Kelmp." Evan sleeps on a cot in an unused bunk at Camp Lonefield in Millersburg, Iowa; over six feet but slouched below it. MAM E1·00:41:31 MAM E1·00:41:43
Charm roll for the owl's letter (2) — Charm roll, difficulty 10, rolled on his d4: "It's a hot two." He reads the letter fast: Fine, fine, I'll read it fast. MAM E1·00:46:28 MAM E1·00:45:59 MAM E1·00:46:35 MAM E1·00:47:06
The owl is afraid of him — "You're an owl, why are you scared of me?" Close to him the owl's eyes go black and it brings up black ichor before the pellet. MAM E1·00:46:48 MAM E1·00:48:29
Brains roll to hear the voice (failed) — Brains roll, difficulty 12: "That's gonna be another hot two." After the failure: "Oh, I failed two so far." and Aabria: "There you go." (Adversity tokens for failed rolls). MAM E1·00:50:41 MAM E1·00:50:16 MAM E1·00:50:47
Signs the form and swallows the owl pellet — He signs "Evan Kelmp" with a note that he is a legal minor, then swallows the pellet. Grit roll, difficulty 5: Brennan: "Evan sleeps in unused camp bunks in Millersburg, Iowa, so he hits a five on a Grit check automatically, that's half the die." MAM E1·00:53:32 MAM E1·00:52:44 MAM E1·00:53:41
Adversity token gained — Aabria: "I want everyone to take an Adversity token as just a little gift for doing the shopping episode." MAM E1·01:51:22
Brains roll to reach the pet shop (9) — Brains roll, difficulty 5, to get out of the conversation and into the pet shop: Brennan: "9." MAM E1·01:53:01 MAM E1·01:53:15
Charm roll in the alley (7 against 15) — After yelling about the pig's head: Charm roll, difficulty 15, on his d4: a four explodes, "3. 7." MAM E1·01:54:23 MAM E1·01:54:30 MAM E1·01:54:44
Four Adversity tokens from Jammer — Jammer's player: "Yeah, I'm giving him four Adversity tokens." Evan would have needed eight; Jammer steps between Evan and Tallulah. MAM E1·01:54:52 MAM E1·01:54:45 MAM E1·01:55:01
Charm roll in the animal pen (1) — Charm roll, difficulty 8: Brennan "holds up one finger". Every animal throws itself back against the pen walls, and several spit blood. MAM E1·02:16:32 MAM E1·02:16:10 MAM E1·02:16:45
Fight roll without his wand (18) — Fight roll, difficulty 15, not holding his wand: "I'm going to halve mine, and when I halve mine and add my bonuses, it's automatically an 18." Aabria rules no Magic die on a halved roll. MAM E1·02:25:30 MAM E1·02:25:14 MAM E1·02:25:35 MAM E1·02:25:44
Legal minor, adult within months — Brennan: "As a legal minor, legal adult within a few months" MAM E1·00:52:44
Asks the kitchen for a Rib Deluxe — After the McRib fails: Evan: "Could we have a Rib Deluxe, or a--?"; Rib Deluxe. I'm just guessing that that's what they would call it here. MAM E2·00:39:50 MAM E2·00:40:17
Charm roll for the Rib Deluxe order (7) — Charm roll, difficulty 5: Brennan: "Explodes. (group cheers) That's a 7." MAM E2·00:40:09 MAM E2·00:39:56
Reluctant to use his wand — "I don't want to super want to use my wand." MAM E2·00:41:54
Age 16, he/him — Card: AGE 16; PRONOUNS HE / HIM / HIS. MAM E2·01:08:40
Flight roll to push Sam and Dream clear (5, four tokens) — Flight roll, difficulty 10, no magic: "I'm gonna burn four to jump and grab Sam and... I'm gone bump theirs to 10. I rolled a five" (the transcript labels this line Aabria's). Aabria: "I'll allow it." MAM E2·01:15:48 MAM E2·01:15:15 MAM E2·01:15:31 MAM E2·01:15:59
Blood cobra from his leg — An iron spike pierces his thigh as he pushes them clear; he screams "Don't touch my blood!" and a snake of blood bursts from the wound. Dream later closes the wound with her wand. MAM E2·01:16:29 MAM E2·01:15:59 MAM E2·01:16:36 MAM E2·01:19:16
Brains roll on Dream's phone (4 against 8) — With the phone in his hand the difficulty drops from 12 to 8: "Nope, four." MAM E2·01:31:11 MAM E2·01:31:19 MAM E2·01:31:36 MAM E2·01:31:43
Collaborative potion roll (9) — Group Brains roll, 25 together: "Nine from me."; the group exceeds it. MAM E2·01:36:02 MAM E2·01:36:47
Opposed Brains roll against Dream and Sam (1) — To get Jammer's class plan changed he rolls Brains against their Charm: "I got a 1." Dream 11, Sam 12. Aabria: "take your adversity token". He then agrees: I will go to the class. MAM E2·02:06:15 MAM E2·02:06:05 MAM E2·02:06:22 MAM E2·02:06:23 MAM E2·02:06:55
Combined Charm roll with common sense (6) — Combined Charm roll, 25 to meet; Brennan asks to add common sense and Aabria says "Absolutely"; his total: "6." MAM E2·02:07:36 MAM E2·02:07:48 MAM E2·02:08:10
Spoken age: about 17 — Evan: "I've been trying to do that for 17 and 1/2 years." (the card says 16) MAM E3·02:04:31
Puts out a burning chair with his wand — "And he picks up his wand and puts out a chair that's next to you that was a little bit on fire." MAM E3·00:10:14
Grit roll to free Penfrew (9, all tokens burned) — Grit roll, difficulty 16, a snap decision: "That's a nine." He burns every Adversity token ("my last makes seven, that's 16") and pulls Penfrew out of the fire without being hurt. MAM E3·00:18:06 MAM E3·00:17:46 MAM E3·00:17:54 MAM E3·00:18:16 MAM E3·00:18:24
Grit roll during the summoning (3) — Grit roll, difficulty 10: "That's a three." His eyes go fully black and a ghostly figure appears. MAM E3·00:31:20 MAM E3·00:31:36 MAM E3·00:31:38
Adversity token for the tiny Coke — Aabria, after his mimed bottle: "Take an adversity token for the stress I'm under." MAM E3·00:47:55
First broom Flight roll (1 against 7) — Everyone rolls Flight, difficulty 7: Brennan "holds up one finger". Evan: It's not gonna happen. and "Maybe not today." MAM E3·00:57:49 MAM E3·00:59:38 MAM E3·00:59:42
Adversity tokens with Jammer — Aabria: "Adversity tokens for both of you." after Evan and Jammer's Goat House / family on six cheer. MAM E3·01:08:26 MAM E3·01:08:36
Second broom Flight roll (20) — Flight roll: "Eight explodes." and "Eight explodes again." 16 plus three is 19. Call that a 20. He drifts upward until he bumps the top of the cube. MAM E3·01:10:36 MAM E3·01:10:58 MAM E3·01:11:08 MAM E3·01:12:02
Flight halved — Aabria: "It's halved now and then the next time you roll it you don't have to roll for it." Brennan: I'm gonna halve it as well. MAM E3·01:12:37 MAM E3·01:12:55
A month without casting; plays goalie — Aabria: "have you spent the last month not casting with your wand?" Brennan: "Yeah, for sure. 'Cause I can fly without it, right?" He plays goalie. MAM E3·01:17:21 MAM E3·01:17:26 MAM E3·01:17:37
Fight roll to knock Digby and Fergus out of the air (24) — Fight roll with the common sense die ("That's a two"), difficulty 20 (he needs a 10 on the die once the +8 and the common sense 2 are added), on the push broom with no magic: "I can't halve this"; "14." That is a 24. MAM E3·01:26:07 MAM E3·01:25:27 MAM E3·01:27:03 MAM E3·01:27:14 MAM E3·01:27:20 MAM E3·01:26:11
Surrenders to the voice — In bullet time, asked "Do you want help?": I'm just like, 'Yeah.' Afterwards the back half of his body is shadow, leaking black oil and water. MAM E3·01:34:29 MAM E3·01:36:26
The dark beings speak through him — Many heads speak through Evan: "Oh, little girl, you think you can find me in a book somewhere?" MAM E3·01:55:19 MAM E3·01:55:26
Flight roll, a hand reaches out (1) — Flight roll, difficulty 8: "One." A hand flickers and is pulled back in. MAM E3·02:00:39 MAM E3·02:00:45
Freed by Jammer and Dream — Dream's touch freezes the dark beings ("They're not gone, they are frozen"); Jammer wrenches him out and the shadows disappear. MAM E3·02:03:35 MAM E3·02:04:06 MAM E3·02:04:15
Gets his friend back — Aabria: "you have your friend back. Evan sobs and hugs his friends." MAM E3·02:04:15
Grit roll after being freed (17) — Grit roll, difficulty 6: "10 explodes. 17." He no longer hears the crowdedness inside him; Evan: "That's the first time they haven't been here in a long time." MAM E3·02:05:54 MAM E3·02:05:07 MAM E3·02:05:19 MAM E3·02:05:23
First kiss with Dream — Dream kisses him and he kisses back; "The awkwardest fucking first kiss ever." MAM E3·02:06:59 MAM E3·02:06:28
Brains roll to ask for his appointment (halved) — Brains roll, difficulty 7: "D12 plus 1, I would like to halve that and succeed." MAM E4·00:02:33 MAM E4·00:02:29 MAM E4·00:02:45
Brains check on Philtrum (8) — Brains check on Headmistress Philtrum, difficulty 8: "It's exactly an 8." MAM E4·00:19:57 MAM E4·00:19:43 MAM E4·00:20:07
Grit roll to scare the Rosemont student (9) — "What do you want me to tell your family?" Grit roll, difficulty 7: "9, baby!" MAM E4·01:52:48 MAM E4·01:52:55 MAM E4·01:53:51 MAM E4·01:53:54
Brains roll (6) — Brains roll, difficulty 7: "Six." MAM E4·02:05:34 MAM E4·02:05:50
Brains roll on the spell on Cleo (7) — Brains roll, difficulty 8, divination through his shadow: "Seven, terrible." MAM E4·02:07:07 MAM E4·02:07:13 MAM E4·02:07:24
Phone thrown at the dragon (Brawn 8) — "But you can GPS a phone." Brawn roll, difficulty 8, with common sense: I hit exactly an eight. MAM E4·02:12:47 MAM E4·02:13:43 MAM E4·02:13:58 MAM E4·02:14:16
Offers McRibs to the dragon — "if you accept McRibs, which are very hard to get-" and "The Rib Deluxe, perhaps you're familiar-" Alexis does not know it. MAM E4·02:20:11 MAM E4·02:20:20 MAM E4·02:20:22
Group Flight check at the dragon (9) — Group Flight check, 32 to meet; the total stands at 29 ("You need a three"): Brennan: "And I have a nine." MAM E4·02:15:43 MAM E4·02:15:46
Brains check on teleporting (7) — Brains check, difficulty 6: "Seven." MAM E4·02:25:01 MAM E4·02:25:13 MAM E4·02:25:18
Epilogue: dating Dream — Dream's epilogue: "they're still dating, it's official." MAM E4·02:48:19
Epilogue: the database against Philtrum — He uploads the school libraries as PDFs to a database for when magic is revealed, and tells political allies in England who Philtrum is. "Every day's cloud nine." MAM E4·02:49:39 MAM E4·02:51:00

Spells

Throws Digsby across space — After the Fight roll his wand "blasts out of the box" into his hand, and he bends the space behind Digsby to throw him onto a rock in the middle of the sea: I don't actually wanna kill him. MAM E1·02:25:50 MAM E1·02:26:05 MAM E1·02:26:29
Dirt-clearing spell (take half) — Flight roll, difficulty 3, with the Magic die: "I'll take half, as well." The four little piles of dirt disappear. MAM E2·01:08:37 MAM E2·01:08:41 MAM E2·01:09:01
Wandless detect-magic spell (9) — Brains roll, difficulty 8, with the Magic die: "That's gonna be a 9." His wand is not out: I do magic all the time without a wand and it's awful. The stone dents and cracks as a tether forms. MAM E3·00:05:22 MAM E3·00:05:10 MAM E3·00:05:37 MAM E3·00:06:17 MAM E3·00:06:22
Sends his shadow to fetch free weights (Grit 4 against 13) — Points his wand at the ground to summon his shadow: Grit roll, difficulty 13: "It's only a 4." He cannot burn enough tokens and lets it come. The shadow tries to flee him and cannot; then the lights go out and Evan's shadow is gone. MAM E4·00:25:29 MAM E4·00:24:55 MAM E4·00:25:01 MAM E4·00:27:17 MAM E4·00:27:53
Duel with the Rosemont student (Fight 28, Grit 4 plus six tokens) — Opposed Fight roll against 21 with the Magic die: "How's a 28?" and "That's a nice even 30." Then a Grit roll, difficulty 10, to control it: "That's a four." With six Adversity tokens, gets me to 10. The student ages in the underworld and snaps his own wand. MAM E4·01:55:28 MAM E4·01:54:51 MAM E4·01:56:16 MAM E4·01:56:52 MAM E4·01:56:57 MAM E4·01:58:01
Concussive wave on Tallulah, Digby and Fergus (Fight 22) — "Hey, you tried to kill me, and I'm happy to prove you right about me." Opposed Fight roll against Aabria's 22 (corrected after her magic die): 12 plus two is 14, plus eight is 22. He matches it and hits all three, pushing them back 20 feet. MAM E4·02:25:34 MAM E4·02:26:01 MAM E4·02:26:26 MAM E4·02:26:34 MAM E4·02:26:17
McRib: breaking Tallulah's wand with Dream — Fight roll against Tallulah's "dirty 20"; hand in hand with Dream he swaps the Magic die for the common sense die: "I'm holding your hand." So you know what spell I'm gonna use to break your fuckin' wand? McRib. He rolls a 4 and Dream adds a 4. The wand ends in a sky-blue bubble: you will be able to unlock the orb and retrieve your wand. MAM E4·02:38:54 MAM E4·02:37:49 MAM E4·02:39:36 MAM E4·02:40:53 MAM E4·02:41:41 MAM E4·02:42:33 MAM E4·02:43:44

Items

Wand: a plain wooden dowel — Everyone leaves the wand store with the same wooden stick. Evan: "This is a good dowel." He ties his belt around the wand box and puts the wand back in it. MAM E1·01:21:01 MAM E1·01:20:31 MAM E1·01:23:20
20 gold coins — Brennan checks the 20 gold coins in his pocket; Aabria: "You are all four gold lighter." MAM E1·01:21:07 MAM E1·01:21:21
Janitorial push broom — He buys the janitorial push broom from the broom shop for three copper pieces; a gold coin is crushed into 18 silver and 19 copper pieces. MAM E1·01:47:29 MAM E1·01:47:40 MAM E1·01:47:46
Familiar: his shadow — The pet-shop woman tells him "It's a shadow." Torchlight throws shadows everywhere and Evan throws none. Evan: "I know, run." MAM E1·02:19:24 MAM E1·02:19:38 MAM E1·02:19:43
Phone without a screen — "I have a plastic gas station phone with no screen on it, like just button pad." MAM E1·00:52:21 MAM E2·00:47:50
Broom: A Broom I Can't Get Rid Of No Matter How Hard I Try — Card text for his broom: BROOM A Broom I Can't Get Rid Of / No Matter How Hard I Try. MAM E2·01:08:40
Tiny Coke — Nurse Stitchnit gives him a tiny Coke: "It's so good, it's so good, tastes like home." MAM E3·00:48:07 MAM E3·00:47:49
Wand: a bone wand with pink meat — His wand is out, it's fully formed; a deeply messed up wand, "It looks kind of like a bone." MAM E3·01:36:02 MAM E3·01:35:04 MAM E3·01:35:45
Wand thrown away — "I throw the wand away." MAM E3·02:04:27
Rib Deluxe sandwich — Jammer: "We're eating a big sandwich right now"; Evan: "This McRib goes all the way down." Jammer: "This is a Rib Deluxe, my guy, bones and all." MAM E4·01:17:52 MAM E4·01:17:59 MAM E4·01:18:05

Sam Black

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Misfits and Magic sheet of Sam Black (played by Danielle Radford). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.

Archetype

Charismatic Slacker MAM E2·00:51:50 MAM E2·01:59:39 MAM E3·00:11:26 MAM E4·00:14:58—

Fight

d8 MAM E2·00:51:50 MAM E2·01:59:39 MAM E3·00:11:26 MAM E4·00:14:58—

Flight

d12 MAM E2·00:51:50 MAM E2·01:59:39 MAM E3·00:11:26 MAM E4·00:14:58—

Brains

d4 MAM E2·00:51:50 MAM E2·01:59:39 MAM E3·00:11:26 MAM E4·00:14:58—

Brawn

d6 MAM E2·00:51:50 MAM E2·01:59:39 MAM E3·00:11:26 MAM E4·00:14:58—

Charm

d20 MAM E2·00:51:50 MAM E2·01:59:39 MAM E3·00:11:26 MAM E4·00:14:58—

Grit

d10 MAM E2·00:51:50 MAM E2·01:59:39 MAM E3·00:11:26 MAM E4·00:14:58—

Magic die

d4 MAM E1·00:02:12—

Wand

Cherry, Mirror Core MAM E2·01:59:39 MAM E3·00:11:26 MAM E4·00:14:58—

Features

Streamer in Portland — An owl comes to Portland, Oregon, looking for one Samantha Butler; Sam is in her streaming room doing a mukbang, in a room that "used to be where her mom kept all the stuff from her multilevel marketing scheme". MAM E1·00:27:45 MAM E1·00:27:24
Influencer Extraordinaire — Intro scoreboard card for Sam Black: "INFLUENCER EXTRAORDINAIRE". MAM E1·00:27:51
Brains roll to understand the owl — Brains roll, difficulty 5: a four, a four again and a two, for a total of 10; she understands exactly what the bird says. MAM E1·00:32:09 MAM E1·00:32:25 MAM E1·00:32:31 MAM E1·00:32:33
Names the delivery owl Sausage — Sam names the school's delivery owl: "I'm gonna name you Sausage." It flies off at the end of the scene. MAM E1·00:37:46 MAM E1·00:38:54
Adversity token gained — Aabria: "I want everyone to take an Adversity token as just a little gift for doing the shopping episode." MAM E1·01:51:22
Sees the tether between Evan and Jammer — While holding her wand she glimpses a tether form between Evan and Jammer: "it looked like it was beautiful, what you had." MAM E1·02:00:29 MAM E1·02:00:02
Familiar chooses her — Sam spots the "stream pig" among the animals; without any roll, a tiny baby pink piglet sprints over and stands on her shoe. MAM E1·02:06:26 MAM E1·02:06:47
Mukbang for the Chimeron first years — Charm roll, difficulty 13, not a common-sense roll: "All right. 18." She shows the first years how to eat a cucumber and sausage. MAM E2·00:51:38 MAM E2·00:51:55
Dodge roll (7 against 10) — Flight roll, difficulty 10: she gets a 7 and Evan carries her out of the way. MAM E2·01:15:31 MAM E2·01:15:35 MAM E2·01:15:48
Charm roll on the blood cobra (take half) — Charm roll, difficulty 10: "I'll take half and then that hits." She talks the blood cobra back into her friend. MAM E2·01:17:44 MAM E2·01:17:51 MAM E2·01:17:56
Collaborative potion roll (2) — Group Brains roll, 25 together, with Lemli: "Two for me."; the group exceeds it. MAM E2·01:36:02 MAM E2·01:36:45
Brains roll on the face tree — Brains roll, difficulty 6, with the Magic die: "3"; she cannot tell where the vibe comes from. MAM E2·01:54:51 MAM E2·01:54:59
Wondering about a new name — "Should I change my name again to something more magical?" (Boogledogs is floated); Samantha is where Sam comes from. MAM E2·02:00:45 MAM E2·02:00:53
Opposed roll to get Evan to the class — Evan worries about the class; Brennan's Brains is rolled against the Charm of Dream and Sam to get him to go: "12." MAM E2·02:06:05 MAM E2·02:06:22
Combined Charm roll (19) — Combined Charm roll, 25 to meet: "19." MAM E2·02:07:36 MAM E2·02:08:08
Adversity token for stunting on the intro — Aabria: "please take an adversity token." Danielle: "Thank you." For stunting on the intro. MAM E3·00:01:15 MAM E3·00:01:20
Charm roll to calm the Aqrabus students — Charm roll, difficulty 10: "8"; she tells them to stay calm, "yay Britain", and makes the goat house sign. MAM E3·00:11:20 MAM E3·00:11:36 MAM E3·00:11:43
First broom Flight roll (5 against 7) — Everyone rolls Flight, difficulty 7: Danielle says she is at five; Brennan notes Sam is only two away; Erika gives two of her tokens and Lou tosses Danielle one, and the group hovers about five feet off the ground. MAM E3·00:57:49 MAM E3·00:58:28 MAM E3·00:59:10 MAM E3·00:59:44
Charm roll sees the thread network (16) — Charm roll, difficulty 12: "16"; she sees threads from her and Dream to Jammer, and the Evan-Jammer thread glowing and staying. MAM E3·01:01:13 MAM E3·01:01:18 MAM E3·01:01:24
Brains roll on the threads (3) — Brains roll, difficulty 5: "3"; nothing to add. MAM E3·01:03:35 MAM E3·01:03:44 MAM E3·01:03:50
Adversity token gained — Aabria: "Adversity tokens to both of you"; Erika and Danielle both take tokens. MAM E3·01:05:56
Flight roll with the formation (9) — "I rolled so I got a nine so I start going up." MAM E3·01:13:47
Flight roll at the game (3) — Flight roll, difficulty 8, to beat a player to the ball: "It's a three"; Tallulah's turf blocks her. MAM E3·01:18:38 MAM E3·01:18:54
Two Adversity tokens given to Jammer — Jammer needs two more: Danielle: "How many do you need?"; Lou: "I would need two."; Danielle: "Boom." Her eyes then turn fully mirrored and she tugs the tethers toward Jammer. MAM E3·01:23:13 MAM E3·01:23:14 MAM E3·01:23:19
Grit roll to notice (10, 11) — Grit roll, difficulty 12, to notice something in the corner: "Ooh, I exploded." She totals 10, then 11. MAM E3·01:29:19 MAM E3·01:29:21 MAM E3·01:28:42
Combined Grit roll to finish the game (2) — Combined Grit roll with Jammer, beat 13: Danielle "Two." MAM E3·01:42:36 MAM E3·01:42:56
Charm roll on the dark being (15, all tokens burned) — Charm roll, difficulty 20: she rolls 15, then burns all her Adversity tokens ("All of them."); her eyes go silver mirrors. MAM E3·01:56:32 MAM E3·01:56:21 MAM E3·01:56:04 MAM E3·01:56:27 MAM E3·01:56:36
Adversity tokens gained — Aabria: "Please take two adversity tokens." MAM E3·01:57:58
Contract invalid — To the Second Head: "he's a minor, so that contract is invalid." MAM E3·02:00:28
Realises what the wipe means — "Oh. We wouldn't be best friends anymore." MAM E4·00:10:11
Fight roll, snap decision (6) — Fight roll, difficulty 10: "So that's a six." MAM E4·00:14:46 MAM E4·00:14:58
Charm roll misses the moment (7) — Charm roll, difficulty 12: "7"; she misses something important. MAM E4·00:30:00 MAM E4·00:30:14
Grit roll to keep Philtrum busy (10, exploding, 15) — Grit roll, difficulty 6: a 10 that explodes, "15". MAM E4·00:39:48 MAM E4·00:39:57 MAM E4·00:40:06
Face-unlock bit and Adversity token — She unlocks the phone with her face for Philtrum's facial recognition; Aabria: "Adversity token 'cause that's amazing." MAM E4·00:42:24 MAM E4·00:42:31
Grit roll with the cracked phone (5) — Grit roll, difficulty 12: "5"; the phone screen cracks and crumbles. MAM E4·00:43:39 MAM E4·00:43:48
Brains roll on Philtrum (2) — Brains roll, difficulty 5, while explaining Terminator: "Two."; afterwards "I just snitched." MAM E4·00:53:33 MAM E4·00:53:34 MAM E4·00:54:22
Charm roll on Fergus (15) — Charm roll, difficulty 14: "15"; Fergus gives away who told Tallulah. MAM E4·01:08:19 MAM E4·01:08:27
Opposed Flight roll for her drink (4) — Opposed Flight roll against Khanh, who must be beaten with a two: "Four."; later she chugs her drink. MAM E4·01:20:04 MAM E4·01:20:18 MAM E4·01:21:54
Brains roll (1) — Brains roll, difficulty 5, lowered by Aabria to 3: Danielle: "One"; Aabria tells her "You have at least three" Adversity tokens. MAM E4·01:30:24 MAM E4·01:30:31 MAM E4·01:30:11
Passive effect — Aabria: "You have a passive effect that sort of, it just sort of rolls off you, especially the more you talk"; it shows as a thread between her and her opponent, which his wand tip severs. MAM E4·01:41:36 MAM E4·01:45:25
Duel: Charm roll (6 against 15) — Charm roll, difficulty 15: "Okay, so that was a six." He severs the thread between them. MAM E4·01:45:22 MAM E4·01:45:08 MAM E4·01:44:56
Duel: pulls his wand away (Flight 14) — Flight roll, difficulty 8: the die explodes, four and five and a nine, "a 14"; she holds his wand. MAM E4·01:47:48 MAM E4·01:48:10 MAM E4·01:48:20
Grit roll on the Rosemont student (2) — Grit roll: "that is a two"; the Rosemont flags come down. MAM E4·01:59:41 MAM E4·01:59:42
Brains roll (2) — Brains roll, difficulty 7: "Two." MAM E4·02:05:15 MAM E4·02:05:31
Spotting K — She gets on her broom to spot K so she can get rid of any harm without hurting them. MAM E4·02:10:33 MAM E4·02:10:47
Group Flight check (2) — Group Flight check, 32 to meet: "Big ol' two from Sam." MAM E4·02:15:28 MAM E4·02:15:40
Charm roll to the dragon (14) — "Hey, 'sup?" Charm roll: "it's a 14"; she tells the dragon it is doing a real good job. MAM E4·02:16:45 MAM E4·02:17:00 MAM E4·02:17:10
Gives Jammer a token and coaches him — Jammer needs one more token and she hands it over, then helps: "at some point you have made Alexis part of the team." MAM E4·02:35:57 MAM E4·02:35:30 MAM E4·02:35:44
Epilogue: workshops — The house kids gain confidence: "Everyone does goat horns." She later narrates that Sam helps run workshops for empowerment, and that she and Fergus have become a couple. MAM E4·02:46:16 MAM E4·02:46:33 MAM E4·02:47:45

Spells

Lint into a McDonald's sundae — Charm spell, difficulty 15, with the Magic die: "Oh no, 12, 13, 15, I got it." The sundae melts in her hand. MAM E1·01:27:44 MAM E1·01:26:44 MAM E1·01:27:19 MAM E1·01:28:49
Dirt-clearing spell (take half) — Spell, Flight roll, difficulty 3, with the Magic die: "Oh, I'll take half." The four piles of dirt disappear. MAM E2·01:08:35 MAM E2·01:08:43 MAM E2·01:09:01
Branch-doubling spell (Grit 10) — "I'm gonna cast a spell": the one branch becomes two. Grit roll, difficulty 8, with the Magic die and her common-sense die: "I got the 10." MAM E2·01:57:38 MAM E2·01:57:52
Duel: leg-sweep spell (Fight 8) — Fight roll with the Magic die (Aabria rules it magic), opposed by his Brawn: "that is eight"; he evades in bullet time. MAM E4·01:42:48 MAM E4·01:43:10 MAM E4·01:43:05
Duel: water-wall spell (9) — She casts a wall of water against his fire: "I rolled an eight", and with the Magic die "that is a nine", matching his nine. MAM E4·01:46:43 MAM E4·01:46:55 MAM E4·01:46:16
Air-ball spell fails (Brawn 6 against 20) — She casts a ball of air ("not a fireball, but a ball of air") to knock Fergus' wand away; Brawn roll opposed, must beat 20: "Nope, six." MAM E4·02:28:31 MAM E4·02:28:42 MAM E4·02:28:52

Items

Wand shaft turns pinker — After the sundae spell: "the entire shaft of it is a little bit of a pinker wood." MAM E1·01:28:49
Broom: The Suave Sweeper — "So, I got the Suave Sweeper, which is a great name." The card shows BROOM The Suave Sweeper. MAM E1·01:49:57 MAM E2·00:51:50
Familiar: Terminator 2 (T2) — A baby pink piglet: "I'm gonna name it after my favorite movie. Nice to meet you, Terminator 2."; T2 for short. MAM E1·02:07:04 MAM E1·02:07:25
Wand swap with Dream — "I don't know if you can swap wands and test it out"; Dream and Sam swap wands. MAM E2·00:43:52 MAM E2·00:43:56
Wand card: Cherry, Mirror Core — Card text for her wand; the wand is chrome, shiny and hyper-reflective: "I shall trust this with my life." MAM E2·01:59:39 MAM E2·01:59:19 MAM E2·01:59:30

Whitney Jammer

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Misfits and Magic sheet of Whitney Jammer (played by Lou Wilson). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.

Archetype

Daring Athlete MAM E2·00:08:38 MAM E3·00:11:01 MAM E3·00:21:43 MAM E4·01:12:35—

Fight

d10 MAM E2·00:08:38 MAM E3·00:11:01 MAM E3·00:21:43 MAM E4·01:12:35—

Flight

d12 MAM E2·00:08:38 MAM E3·00:11:01 MAM E3·00:21:43 MAM E4·01:12:35—

Brains

d4 MAM E2·00:08:38 MAM E3·00:11:01 MAM E3·00:21:43 MAM E4·01:12:35—

Brawn

d20 MAM E2·00:08:38 MAM E3·00:11:01 MAM E3·00:21:43 MAM E4·01:12:35—

Charm

d6 MAM E3·00:11:01d6 MAM E3·00:21:43 MAM E4·01:12:35d6 MAM E2·00:08:38—

Grit

d8 MAM E2·00:08:38 MAM E3·00:11:01 MAM E3·00:21:43 MAM E4·01:12:35—

Magic die

d4 MAM E1·00:02:12 MAM E1·01:22:34—

Features

The Sandwich Man — Intro scoreboard card title for Whitney Jammer; also written as a scupper nickname idea in Lou's notebook prop. MAM E1·00:04:34 MAM E1·00:00:22
Familiar: his basketball — He waits to see if any animal is drawn to the basketball; it rolls back to him, dodges his kick and dribbles a figure 8 around his legs: "I got my familiar." MAM E1·02:10:34 MAM E1·02:09:30
Adversity token gained — Aabria gives everyone an Adversity token for the shopping episode. MAM E1·01:51:22
Adversity tokens spent: four to Evan — Lou gives four Adversity tokens to help Evan's roll. MAM E1·01:54:55 MAM E1·01:55:01
Adversity token gained — Aabria: "Jammer, take an Adversity token for me." MAM E1·01:59:29
Age 16, broom The Bolting 4000 (aka Whip) — Card shows AGE 16 and the broom The Bolting 4000, aka Whip. MAM E2·00:08:38
Adversity tokens offered to Evan (not counted) — Lou offers Evan two Adversity tokens; Aabria: "I'm not counting your adversity tokens" because he cannot explain how he helps, so the intervention is "for naught". MAM E2·01:32:20 MAM E2·01:31:44 MAM E2·01:32:38
Adversity token spent on a Grit roll — A 7 against difficulty 8; he spends one token: "seven plus one equals eight." MAM E2·01:49:05 MAM E2·01:49:09
Adversity tokens spent: all of them to the team — Lou gives tokens to teammates' rolls and runs out: "I'm out of adversity tokens." MAM E3·00:58:28 MAM E3·00:58:08
Adversity token gained — Aabria gives him an Adversity token after his failed Grit roll (a 3, difficulty 12); the exploded roll is Danielle's. MAM E3·01:29:10 MAM E3·01:29:19
Familiar named Spalding — Evan: "Spalding seems to like it." Jammer: "Yeah, Spalding's about it, dude." MAM E3·00:22:18 MAM E3·00:22:20
Adversity tokens received from Sam — On a Charm roll, difficulty 9, he rolls a 5 and needs two more; Danielle: "Boom." MAM E3·01:23:06 MAM E3·01:23:14
Adversity token spent on water — He adds an Adversity token to a teammate's roll, pulling out a bottle of water ("Hydrate."). MAM E4·01:25:24
Adversity token spent on a Brawn roll — He takes half of a Brawn difficulty 12 and spends an Adversity token to make it. MAM E4·02:21:31 MAM E4·02:21:46
Adversity tokens spent: two on a Brawn roll — On the share-the-load Brawn roll, difficulty 18, he rolls 15, has two Adversity tokens, "which gets me to 17". MAM E4·02:35:13
Adversity token received from Sam — He needs one more for the Brawn roll; Danielle: "Just one, okay. So I go over to help. There you go." MAM E4·02:35:30

Spells

Baby-powder flick (wand) — Flicks the wand at Sam: Grit roll, difficulty 6, with his Magic die, "exactly a six"; a puff of baby powder scented like a fresh basketball. MAM E1·01:22:34 MAM E1·01:22:44
Mind-moved free weights (failed) — Brains roll, difficulty 16: a 3 plus the Magic d4 (a 4) makes 5. MAM E2·01:14:08 MAM E2·01:14:19
Telekinetic desk-throwing — Uses his wand to chuck desks at the fire being; he rolls a 13. MAM E3·00:10:30 MAM E3·00:13:45
Summon basketball — Brawn roll, difficulty 6 (take half): his basketball appears and starts dribbling drills. MAM E4·01:13:47 MAM E4·01:14:06
Heisman stiff-arm against a spell — Brawn roll, difficulty 12: a hand held out stops an incoming spell without casting. MAM E4·02:21:26 MAM E4·02:21:52
Share the load (tether to Alexis) — Brawn roll, difficulty 18 (with his magic die): shares the weight of Tallulah's spell on the dragon with his wand; Sam's Charm roll, difficulty 10, is the other check. MAM E4·02:33:55 MAM E4·02:34:26 MAM E4·02:34:38

Items

Owl pellet — Picks up the pellet with his bare hand and pockets it: "Don't tell anybody I picked that up." MAM E1·00:11:05 MAM E1·00:11:20
Wand (wooden dowel) — Flicks his generic wand at Sam; the base later turns darker wood, bamboo. MAM E1·01:22:34 MAM E1·01:25:06
Basketball — His familiar; it kicks aside his attempt to kick it and dribbles back. MAM E1·02:09:30
Sneakers (the Irvings / Electro-Lights) — Wears the Irvings, Electro-Lights. MAM E1·01:35:26
Owl pellet (crushed) — lost: all the students crush their owl pellets at the same time and are teleported away. MAM E1·00:55:13
Rib Deluxe with scalloped potatoes — Fails his own Charm roll for a McRib (a 2); Evan suggests a Rib Deluxe, Oggles makes it (Brennan's roll explodes), and Jammer throws it on the floor. MAM E2·00:39:08 MAM E2·00:39:50 MAM E2·00:40:09 MAM E2·00:40:40
Rib Deluxe with scalloped potatoes (picked up) — He picks the food back up after the kitchen objects ("I'm sorry I threw it") and says he will eat the floor ribs. MAM E2·00:43:08 MAM E2·00:46:26
Basketball (back in hand) — The basketball rolls up and nudges his foot; he picks it up. MAM E3·00:21:55 MAM E3·00:21:59
Wand (Bamboo, Steel Core) — Takes his wand from the wand bag; the card shows Bamboo, Steel Core: "This does feel like my wand." MAM E3·00:22:20 MAM E3·00:21:43 MAM E3·00:21:15
Basketball (summoned to him) — gained back: the basketball is not near him, he makes it appear and it starts dribbling drills. MAM E4·01:13:47 MAM E4·01:14:06