Player characters · first: MAM E1
Dream
Dream is a teenager in Seattle, played by Erika Ishii, first seen in a bedroom with My Chemical Romance posters and a multi-monitor setup, arguing in the "Steven Universe" community MAM E1·00:17:35. She says she has waited for the letter since she was 11 and wondered where her owl was MAM E1·00:23:16. She expects a dark destiny, saying her years of praying to the Lord Lucifer are paying off MAM E1·00:24:38. Aabria says the tip of her wand where pink erupted stayed glittery and pink MAM E1·01:49:10. She picks the name Theodore for her chipmunk familiar MAM E1·02:12:56, and says she wanted something really brooding and badass MAM E1·02:14:35.
Dream is a Seattle teenager who arrives at Gowpenny expecting to be a dark chosen one, and she says Evan is "clearly a chosen dark lord" and "should've been me" MAM E1·02:21:28. Her wand turns out to have a pink diamond core, which she dislikes: "It's so femme. It's just not me, okay?" MAM E2·00:44:33. She is attracted to Evan and says "I feel like I could fix him" MAM E2·00:47:06.
In the third episode she is upset that her wand and look are not the possessed, demon-talking image she wanted MAM E3·00:27:56. After Evan's talk she allows that pink may be "more me" than the black lipstick MAM E3·00:30:16. She throws herself in front of Evan, is wrapped in black and returns without the black lipstick and eye makeup, in a pink crushed velvet dress MAM E3·01:38:25. She touches Evan's face and the dark beings are frozen in place, and Evan is freed after Jammer wrenches him loose MAM E3·02:03:18 MAM E3·02:03:35 MAM E3·02:04:15. She kisses Evan MAM E3·02:06:28, and admits she talks a big game from fanfiction but does not really know anything MAM E3·02:07:13.
In the finale she tells Evan "We get to choose," as he considers the procedure that would make him non-magical MAM E4·00:16:29. A week later she dresses more in her own style, with pink fishnets MAM E4·00:59:38. At the tournament she says she is going to experiment with K, and then with they/them MAM E4·01:36:03 MAM E4·01:38:24. She dispels a spell aimed at Cleo's back MAM E4·02:07:50, traps Digsby Cooper in a bubble so he cannot cast in or out MAM E4·02:29:49 MAM E4·02:30:18, and holds Evan's hand for the wand strike MAM E4·02:39:07. In the epilogue Erika says K helps with workshops and is still dating Evan, which is official MAM E4·02:48:19.
Character sheet — Misfits and Magic
Misfits and Magic sheet of Dream (played by Erika Ishii). Only what is said in play or shown on the on-screen stat cards; dotted values are derived from spoken rolls. Values shown are the latest up to your chosen episode.
Features
- Child of Darkness — Intro scoreboard card for Dream (Karen Keiko Tanaka): "CHILD OF DARKNESS". MAM E1·00:17:47
- Fight roll to make the wand magic to itself (failed) — Fight roll, difficulty 10, with the Magic die: a five, so the wand stays inert. MAM E1·01:25:45 MAM E1·01:25:55 MAM E1·01:26:02
- Flight roll to notice — Flight roll, difficulty 8, straight with no magic: "10" then "11 total". MAM E1·01:57:34 MAM E1·01:57:46 MAM E1·01:57:47
- Adversity token gained — Aabria gives everyone an Adversity token for the shopping episode. MAM E1·01:51:22
- Grit roll for a familiar — Grit roll, difficulty 10: "Make it by two"; a chipmunk appears on her shoulder. MAM E1·02:11:29 MAM E1·02:11:16 MAM E1·02:11:25
- Familiar: Theodore the chipmunk — A talking chipmunk in a sweater with elbow patches; she names him: "Theodore. Theodore, I don't know." He answers: "Theodore, oh that's perfect." MAM E1·02:12:56 MAM E1·02:12:58 MAM E1·02:11:30
- Age 17, Blocker's Broom — Card shows AGE 17 and the broom Blocker's Broom. She says "I'm 17." MAM E2·00:05:27 MAM E2·00:23:16
- Adversity token gained — Aabria: "Please take an Adversity token" when introducing the Common-Fucking-Sense Die. MAM E2·00:05:02
- Adversity token burned on a Brains roll — Brains roll: "7, and I will burn an adversity token"; Aabria: "With an 8", the phone reception is fixed. MAM E2·00:05:25 MAM E2·00:05:35
- Burned token not needed — "I realize I didn't need to burn an adversity token. I didn't add my bonus." MAM E2·00:10:17
- Written spell to the kitchen — Charm roll, difficulty 8: she writes the kitchen a note with her wand and rolls an 8; the kitchen answers. MAM E2·00:42:26 MAM E2·00:42:33
- Hamburger request to the kitchen — Charm roll, difficulty 7: a 10; two burgers and one very big burger come back. MAM E2·00:45:49 MAM E2·00:45:59
- Dirt-clearing spell (take half) — Flight roll, difficulty 3, with the Magic die: she takes half and the four piles of dirt disappear. MAM E2·01:08:35 MAM E2·01:08:53
- Dodge roll (9 against 10) — Flight roll, difficulty 10, normal flight: she gets a 9 and says "I could burn one, too". MAM E2·01:15:31 MAM E2·01:15:32 MAM E2·01:15:36
- Fire-suture healing on Evan — Brains roll, difficulty 14: a 9 and "I made it with 14"; Aabria: "you suture the wound with fire". MAM E2·01:20:31 MAM E2·01:20:41 MAM E2·01:19:41
- Notices Tallulah (Grit 20) — Grit roll to notice: "I got a dirty 20"; she is the only one who sees Tallulah level her wand at Evan's chest, and Aabria brings out the Box of Doom for the opposed roll. MAM E3·01:29:27 MAM E3·01:29:30
- Failed Fight roll: water spell backfires — Fight roll, difficulty 12, with the Magic die: she first reads a two, then corrects it to a three, "I got ones on everything"; the water hits the party. Brennan: "Take your adversity token for a failed roll." MAM E3·00:02:27 MAM E3·00:02:09 MAM E3·00:02:39
- Desk cage around the fire being (Grit 22) — Grit roll: "I rolled 22 'cause grit is my highest", and "my magic exploded"; she builds a cage of desks and chairs. MAM E3·00:13:37 MAM E3·00:13:39 MAM E3·00:13:42
- Adversity tokens gained: Brains assist — Aabria: "Adversity tokens to both of you." for a Brains roll, difficulty 8, that she made. MAM E3·01:05:56 MAM E3·01:04:24
- Mist-armor spell (Grit 13) — Grit roll, difficulty 9, a spell: 13; she burns tokens to beat it by more; the mist comes out as a pink glitter cloud: "It's pink and it's glitter." MAM E3·01:21:55 MAM E3·01:21:20 MAM E3·01:21:38
- Defending roll with the Magic die — Since she is defending she rolls her Magic die and rerolls it: "It's a three, it's a three, I got a three". MAM E3·01:31:39 MAM E3·01:31:23 MAM E3·01:31:36
- Makeover after the black mist — She comes out of the mist without the black lipstick and eye makeup, her outfit "transfigured into a pink crushed velvet dress". MAM E3·01:38:25
- Dispel on Evan's face (Grit, six tokens burned) — Dispel magic is Grit-based: "17, total", then "I'm gonna burn six, six adversity tokens" for 23. MAM E3·02:02:56 MAM E3·02:02:10 MAM E3·02:02:44
- Broom ability: Guardian — Blocker's Broom is a Guardian broom: when defending or aiding somebody she rolls her stat and Magic die, and if she fails, rerolls the Magic die too. MAM E3·01:04:05
- Adversity token gained: failed Brains roll — Brains roll, difficulty 18: "Five, I got a five"; Aabria: "take an adversity token". MAM E3·01:54:50 MAM E3·01:54:54
- Teddy and the choir — "Teddy, why don't you and the choir perform for the Headmistress while you're waiting." MAM E4·00:22:22
- Mice sent to track Sam (Flight) — "I have sent the mice, though." Flight roll, difficulty 7, not common sense: a 10 that explodes, so 17. MAM E4·00:38:43 MAM E4·00:38:50 MAM E4·00:39:09
- Charm roll on the swarm (13) — Cackling, she sets a swarm on the task; Charm roll, difficulty 10: "13!" MAM E4·01:32:02 MAM E4·01:32:45
- K — "I think maybe I'm gonna experiment with K." She is then named K at the table. MAM E4·01:36:03 MAM E4·01:36:07
- They/them pronouns — "Also I'm experimenting with they/them!" MAM E4·01:38:24
- Brawn roll to leap on Evan — Brawn roll: "four explodes" and a nine, enough to bound up. MAM E4·01:58:41 MAM E4·01:58:48 MAM E4·01:58:49
- Dispel magic on Cleo (16) — Difficulty 13 because she does not know what she is dispelling: 16; she breaks the spell. MAM E4·02:07:40 MAM E4·02:07:45 MAM E4·02:07:50
- Protective bubble around Digby (Grit 20) — Casting a protective sphere is Grit, difficulty 20; she rolls "20!" (offensive magic, no reroll). MAM E4·02:29:49 MAM E4·02:30:15 MAM E4·02:30:52
- Treasure Hunter (token spent) — She spends an adversity token on Treasure Hunter: the mice nibble a hole in Evan's bag and take the socks back. MAM E4·00:30:46
- Fight roll joining Evan's spell against Tallulah — She takes Evan's hand and points her wand too; Fight roll against the Box of Doom (no Magic die), difficulty 4: "4!" MAM E4·02:38:41 MAM E4·02:41:05 MAM E4·02:41:33 MAM E4·02:41:41
Spells
- Pink spark on a Blocker's Broom — Charm roll, difficulty 10, with the Magic die: a 12; a tiny spark of pink light flashes the broom "pink and glittery". MAM E1·01:41:21 MAM E1·01:41:39 MAM E1·01:42:50
Items
- Wand (chose her) — "This chose me? It's so, like, mundie!" MAM E1·01:21:33
- Wand tip pink and glittery — The tip "stayed glittery and pink, and hasn't gone back". MAM E1·01:49:07 MAM E1·01:49:10
- Wand core: pink diamond — "a glittering, pink diamond" at the core; swapping wands with Sam, hers goes back to being pink-tipped and pink-cored. MAM E2·00:43:18 MAM E2·00:43:57
- Wand card: Lilac, Pink Diamond Core — Card text for her wand. MAM E2·01:11:41
By episode
MAM E1: The Chosen Ones |
- Seattle, bedroom with My Chemical Romance posters and multi-monitor setup, arguing in the "Steven Universe" community — 00:17:35. Has waited for the letter since age 11: "When I was 11 and I was like, "Where's my owl?"" — 00:23:16
- Expects a dark destiny: "all of my years of praying to the Lord Lucifer are finally paying off for me" — 00:24:38. Believes she is "a different kind of chosen one" who will get "something really dark" — 00:57:35
- Her wand: Fight roll to make it "magic to itself" fails with a five — 01:25:45–01:26:02; Charm spell sends a pink spark to a Blocker's Broom — 01:41:39–01:42:50; wand tip stays pink and glittery — 01:49:10; broom "bright pink and sparkly" — 01:48:40
- Familiar: a chipmunk she names Theodore; she wanted "something really brooding and badass" — 02:14:35. Her Grit roll (DC 10) beat by two — 02:11:25
- Says Evan is "clearly a chosen dark lord" and "should've been me" — 02:21:28–02:21:34
- Asks Sam "are you still on the "Sailor Moon" boards?" — 00:57:08
- Recognises Sam from the internet: "Sam? It's Dream now." — 00:56:59
MAM E2: Class Conflict
- Fixes the phone reception with Brains DC 8: "7, and I will burn an adversity token." — 00:05:25; later: "I realize I didn't need to burn an adversity token. I didn't add my bonus" — 00:10:17
- Calls the house system classist: "Plus it's gotta be classist, right?" — 00:17:50. First to step onto the dais: "Me, me, I'm going first." — 00:21:03
- Wants a dark house: "Oh, definitely, LIKE, in the coolest house. Probably the evil one." — 00:22:54. Mentions "If I missed out on being in the house with the dungeons, I am going to be livid." — 00:27:01
- Her wand has a pink diamond core: "a glittering, pink diamond" — 00:43:18; after swapping with Sam it conforms back to pink — 00:43:57. Dislikes the pink: "It's so femme. It's just not me, okay?" — 00:44:33
- Is attracted to Evan: "It's just I feel like I could fix him." — 00:47:06; "this is the only way I kind of know how to respond to somebody that I'm kind of attracted to. It's like a lot of emojis" — 00:47:17
- Wand finishes: "I look like the gender aisle at Target." — 01:11:53
- Heals Evan with fire (Brains DC 14): "Nine. Okay, I made it with 14, burn him, burn him, burn him, 14!" — 01:20:31
- In potions: "Poisons, can I get good at poisons?" — 01:26:43; writes "Resistance to heat." in her notebook — 01:26:26
- Her phone's assistant voice is "a British man" by choice: "I always have it as a British man because it's kind of sexist that all of the default settings for digital assistants are female." — 01:30:53
- Tries to see Evan as a person: "I'm trying to think of him as a person and not just a wubby." — 00:46:51
- Wants to be like the mermaid Lemli: "You're how I'm trying to be." — 01:40:32
- Brings up nuclear warheads with Viniscus: "We just have the power of essentially what could potentially be a nuclear warhead, just in our pockets." — 01:46:05
MAM E3: Family On Six
- Casts water at the fire in the doorway and blasts everyone with it (Fight DC 12, 2 and 3, "I got ones on everything") — 00:02:27
- Runs into the room: "Okay, nobody panic!" — 00:08:10. Builds the cage (Grit 22) and sings: "Wait, stop, please!" — 00:14:32. Voice afterwards raspy: "No, no, I don't really sing. It's not really a mode of expression in which I am accustomed." — 00:15:22
- Is upset about the pink wand and her appearance: "I'm supposed to be getting possessed and talking to demons and having the snake blood and stuff" — 00:27:56. Evan's talk helps: "maybe it is kind of more me than all the, you know, black lipstick and everything." — 00:30:16
- Assists Sam in seeing the thread (Guardian broom, Brains DC 8, "8, 8, 8, 8!") — 01:04:24. Holds the blocker position on the pitch: "I'm like super hardcore defense." — 01:19:24
- Her mist armor spell turns into a pink glitter cloud: "It's pink and it's glitter." — 01:21:55; "it's just like a pink fart" — 01:21:59
- Throws herself in front of Evan (Flight), is wrapped in black and then returns changed: "she has lost the black lipstick, the eye makeup" with "a pink crushed velvet dress" — 01:38:25
- Talks with Evan: "I believe that I've been romanticizing this sort of image of you here." — 01:40:18. In the common room speaks in a changed voice: "There seems to be some sort of issue." — 01:51:24
- Dispels the beings with a touch on Evan's face (Grit, 17 and six burned tokens, 23) — 02:02:56. Kisses Evan, with "a little leg pop" — 02:06:28, 02:06:47
- Admits: "I talk a big game because I read a lot of fanfiction, but I really honestly don't know anything." — 02:07:13. Earlier: "I have never really touched a person that I have a crush on." — 02:03:56
MAM E4: We're the Heroes
- Dream's plea to Evan: "Ours is to be there for one another." — 00:13:19; "We get to choose." — 00:16:29
- Uses Teddy's choir against Philtrum: "Teddy, why don't you and the choir perform for the Headmistress while you're waiting." — 00:22:22
- Sends creatures to track Sam: "I have sent the mice, though." — 00:38:43; spider message "Trust us." — 00:40:43
- Is a week later "a little more in her style. There's pink fishnets and stuff." — 00:59:38; Evan's speech: "You're so bad at words." — 01:01:50
- Charm roll on the task: "Well, you all know what to do. Get to it, then." — 01:32:02; asks to be K: "I think maybe I'm gonna experiment with K." — 01:36:03; "Also I'm experimenting with they/them!" — 01:38:24
- Brawn roll to leap on Evan: "Nine." — 01:58:48; "It's so sweet how much you care about human life and its sanctity!" — 01:59:06
- Dispels the spell on Cleo ("You reach out and you don't know what you touch, but you break it." — 02:07:50); shields Digby: "I push up defensive bubble, not around myself, but around him." — 02:29:49
- Holds Evan's hand for the wand strike: "If there's one other trope that I like as much as a sad boy, it's battle couple." — 02:39:07
- Epilogue: K has gotten Evan "to binge watch Netflix and Crunchyroll on the phone, the one remaining phone that we still have functioning" — 02:49:12; "And so, K helps with workshops. And they're still dating, it's official." — 02:48:19