FULL SHEET

Evan Kelmp

Skills

Saving throws

Features

Introduced in Millersburg, Iowa — Brennan: "K-E-L-M-P, Kelmp." Evan sleeps on a cot in an unused bunk at Camp Lonefield in Millersburg, Iowa; over six feet but slouched below it. MAM E1 00:41:31, MAM E1 00:41:43
Charm roll for the owl's letter (2) — Charm roll, difficulty 10, rolled on his d4: "It's a hot two." He reads the letter fast: Fine, fine, I'll read it fast. MAM E1 00:46:28, MAM E1 00:45:59
The owl is afraid of him — "You're an owl, why are you scared of me?" Close to him the owl's eyes go black and it brings up black ichor before the pellet. MAM E1 00:46:48, MAM E1 00:48:29
Brains roll to hear the voice (failed) — Brains roll, difficulty 12: "That's gonna be another hot two." After the failure: "Oh, I failed two so far." and Aabria: "There you go." (Adversity tokens for failed rolls). MAM E1 00:50:41, MAM E1 00:50:16
Signs the form and swallows the owl pellet — He signs "Evan Kelmp" with a note that he is a legal minor, then swallows the pellet. Grit roll, difficulty 5: Brennan: "Evan sleeps in unused camp bunks in Millersburg, Iowa, so he hits a five on a Grit check automatically, that's half the die." MAM E1 00:53:32, MAM E1 00:52:44
Adversity token gained — Aabria: "I want everyone to take an Adversity token as just a little gift for doing the shopping episode." MAM E1 01:51:22
Brains roll to reach the pet shop (9) — Brains roll, difficulty 5, to get out of the conversation and into the pet shop: Brennan: "9." MAM E1 01:53:01, MAM E1 01:53:15
Charm roll in the alley (7 against 15) — After yelling about the pig's head: Charm roll, difficulty 15, on his d4: a four explodes, "3. 7." MAM E1 01:54:23, MAM E1 01:54:30
Four Adversity tokens from Jammer — Jammer's player: "Yeah, I'm giving him four Adversity tokens." Evan would have needed eight; Jammer steps between Evan and Tallulah. MAM E1 01:54:52, MAM E1 01:54:45
Charm roll in the animal pen (1) — Charm roll, difficulty 8: Brennan "holds up one finger". Every animal throws itself back against the pen walls, and several spit blood. MAM E1 02:16:32, MAM E1 02:16:10
Fight roll without his wand (18) — Fight roll, difficulty 15, not holding his wand: "I'm going to halve mine, and when I halve mine and add my bonuses, it's automatically an 18." Aabria rules no Magic die on a halved roll. MAM E1 02:25:30, MAM E1 02:25:14
Legal minor, adult within months — Brennan: "As a legal minor, legal adult within a few months" MAM E1 00:52:44
Asks the kitchen for a Rib Deluxe — After the McRib fails: Evan: "Could we have a Rib Deluxe, or a--?"; Rib Deluxe. I'm just guessing that that's what they would call it here. MAM E2 00:39:50, MAM E2 00:40:17
Charm roll for the Rib Deluxe order (7) — Charm roll, difficulty 5: Brennan: "Explodes. (group cheers) That's a 7." MAM E2 00:40:09, MAM E2 00:39:56
Reluctant to use his wand — "I don't want to super want to use my wand." MAM E2 00:41:54
Age 16, he/him — Card: AGE 16; PRONOUNS HE / HIM / HIS. MAM E2 01:08:40
Flight roll to push Sam and Dream clear (5, four tokens) — Flight roll, difficulty 10, no magic: "I'm gonna burn four to jump and grab Sam and... I'm gone bump theirs to 10. I rolled a five" (the transcript labels this line Aabria's). Aabria: "I'll allow it." MAM E2 01:15:48, MAM E2 01:15:15
Blood cobra from his leg — An iron spike pierces his thigh as he pushes them clear; he screams "Don't touch my blood!" and a snake of blood bursts from the wound. Dream later closes the wound with her wand. MAM E2 01:16:29, MAM E2 01:15:59
Brains roll on Dream's phone (4 against 8) — With the phone in his hand the difficulty drops from 12 to 8: "Nope, four." MAM E2 01:31:11, MAM E2 01:31:19
Collaborative potion roll (9) — Group Brains roll, 25 together: "Nine from me."; the group exceeds it. MAM E2 01:36:02, MAM E2 01:36:47
Opposed Brains roll against Dream and Sam (1) — To get Jammer's class plan changed he rolls Brains against their Charm: "I got a 1." Dream 11, Sam 12. Aabria: "take your adversity token". He then agrees: I will go to the class. MAM E2 02:06:15, MAM E2 02:06:05
Combined Charm roll with common sense (6) — Combined Charm roll, 25 to meet; Brennan asks to add common sense and Aabria says "Absolutely"; his total: "6." MAM E2 02:07:36, MAM E2 02:07:48
Spoken age: about 17 — Evan: "I've been trying to do that for 17 and 1/2 years." (the card says 16) MAM E3 02:04:31
Puts out a burning chair with his wand — "And he picks up his wand and puts out a chair that's next to you that was a little bit on fire." MAM E3 00:10:14
Grit roll to free Penfrew (9, all tokens burned) — Grit roll, difficulty 16, a snap decision: "That's a nine." He burns every Adversity token ("my last makes seven, that's 16") and pulls Penfrew out of the fire without being hurt. MAM E3 00:18:06, MAM E3 00:17:46
Grit roll during the summoning (3) — Grit roll, difficulty 10: "That's a three." His eyes go fully black and a ghostly figure appears. MAM E3 00:31:20, MAM E3 00:31:36
Adversity token for the tiny Coke — Aabria, after his mimed bottle: "Take an adversity token for the stress I'm under." MAM E3 00:47:55
First broom Flight roll (1 against 7) — Everyone rolls Flight, difficulty 7: Brennan "holds up one finger". Evan: It's not gonna happen. and "Maybe not today." MAM E3 00:57:49, MAM E3 00:59:38
Adversity tokens with Jammer — Aabria: "Adversity tokens for both of you." after Evan and Jammer's Goat House / family on six cheer. MAM E3 01:08:26, MAM E3 01:08:36
Second broom Flight roll (20) — Flight roll: "Eight explodes." and "Eight explodes again." 16 plus three is 19. Call that a 20. He drifts upward until he bumps the top of the cube. MAM E3 01:10:36, MAM E3 01:10:58
Flight halved — Aabria: "It's halved now and then the next time you roll it you don't have to roll for it." Brennan: I'm gonna halve it as well. MAM E3 01:12:37, MAM E3 01:12:55
A month without casting; plays goalie — Aabria: "have you spent the last month not casting with your wand?" Brennan: "Yeah, for sure. 'Cause I can fly without it, right?" He plays goalie. MAM E3 01:17:21, MAM E3 01:17:26
Fight roll to knock Digby and Fergus out of the air (24) — Fight roll with the common sense die ("That's a two"), difficulty 20 (he needs a 10 on the die once the +8 and the common sense 2 are added), on the push broom with no magic: "I can't halve this"; "14." That is a 24. MAM E3 01:26:07, MAM E3 01:25:27
Surrenders to the voice — In bullet time, asked "Do you want help?": I'm just like, 'Yeah.' Afterwards the back half of his body is shadow, leaking black oil and water. MAM E3 01:34:29, MAM E3 01:36:26
The dark beings speak through him — Many heads speak through Evan: "Oh, little girl, you think you can find me in a book somewhere?" MAM E3 01:55:19, MAM E3 01:55:26
Flight roll, a hand reaches out (1) — Flight roll, difficulty 8: "One." A hand flickers and is pulled back in. MAM E3 02:00:39, MAM E3 02:00:45
Freed by Jammer and Dream — Dream's touch freezes the dark beings ("They're not gone, they are frozen"); Jammer wrenches him out and the shadows disappear. MAM E3 02:03:35, MAM E3 02:04:06
Gets his friend back — Aabria: "you have your friend back. Evan sobs and hugs his friends." MAM E3 02:04:15
Grit roll after being freed (17) — Grit roll, difficulty 6: "10 explodes. 17." He no longer hears the crowdedness inside him; Evan: "That's the first time they haven't been here in a long time." MAM E3 02:05:54, MAM E3 02:05:07
First kiss with Dream — Dream kisses him and he kisses back; "The awkwardest fucking first kiss ever." MAM E3 02:06:59, MAM E3 02:06:28
Brains roll to ask for his appointment (halved) — Brains roll, difficulty 7: "D12 plus 1, I would like to halve that and succeed." MAM E4 00:02:33, MAM E4 00:02:29
Brains check on Philtrum (8) — Brains check on Headmistress Philtrum, difficulty 8: "It's exactly an 8." MAM E4 00:19:57, MAM E4 00:19:43
Grit roll to scare the Rosemont student (9) — "What do you want me to tell your family?" Grit roll, difficulty 7: "9, baby!" MAM E4 01:52:48, MAM E4 01:52:55
Brains roll (6) — Brains roll, difficulty 7: "Six." MAM E4 02:05:34, MAM E4 02:05:50
Brains roll on the spell on Cleo (7) — Brains roll, difficulty 8, divination through his shadow: "Seven, terrible." MAM E4 02:07:07, MAM E4 02:07:13
Phone thrown at the dragon (Brawn 8) — "But you can GPS a phone." Brawn roll, difficulty 8, with common sense: I hit exactly an eight. MAM E4 02:12:47, MAM E4 02:13:43
Offers McRibs to the dragon — "if you accept McRibs, which are very hard to get-" and "The Rib Deluxe, perhaps you're familiar-" Alexis does not know it. MAM E4 02:20:11, MAM E4 02:20:20
Group Flight check at the dragon (9) — Group Flight check, 32 to meet; the total stands at 29 ("You need a three"): Brennan: "And I have a nine." MAM E4 02:15:43, MAM E4 02:15:46
Brains check on teleporting (7) — Brains check, difficulty 6: "Seven." MAM E4 02:25:01, MAM E4 02:25:13
Epilogue: dating Dream — Dream's epilogue: "they're still dating, it's official." MAM E4 02:48:19
Epilogue: the database against Philtrum — He uploads the school libraries as PDFs to a database for when magic is revealed, and tells political allies in England who Philtrum is. "Every day's cloud nine." MAM E4 02:49:39, MAM E4 02:51:00

Spells

Throws Digsby across space — After the Fight roll his wand "blasts out of the box" into his hand, and he bends the space behind Digsby to throw him onto a rock in the middle of the sea: I don't actually wanna kill him. MAM E1 02:25:50, MAM E1 02:26:05
Dirt-clearing spell (take half) — Flight roll, difficulty 3, with the Magic die: "I'll take half, as well." The four little piles of dirt disappear. MAM E2 01:08:37, MAM E2 01:08:41
Wandless detect-magic spell (9) — Brains roll, difficulty 8, with the Magic die: "That's gonna be a 9." His wand is not out: I do magic all the time without a wand and it's awful. The stone dents and cracks as a tether forms. MAM E3 00:05:22, MAM E3 00:05:10
Sends his shadow to fetch free weights (Grit 4 against 13) — Points his wand at the ground to summon his shadow: Grit roll, difficulty 13: "It's only a 4." He cannot burn enough tokens and lets it come. The shadow tries to flee him and cannot; then the lights go out and Evan's shadow is gone. MAM E4 00:25:29, MAM E4 00:24:55
Duel with the Rosemont student (Fight 28, Grit 4 plus six tokens) — Opposed Fight roll against 21 with the Magic die: "How's a 28?" and "That's a nice even 30." Then a Grit roll, difficulty 10, to control it: "That's a four." With six Adversity tokens, gets me to 10. The student ages in the underworld and snaps his own wand. MAM E4 01:55:28, MAM E4 01:54:51
Concussive wave on Tallulah, Digby and Fergus (Fight 22) — "Hey, you tried to kill me, and I'm happy to prove you right about me." Opposed Fight roll against Aabria's 22 (corrected after her magic die): 12 plus two is 14, plus eight is 22. He matches it and hits all three, pushing them back 20 feet. MAM E4 02:25:34, MAM E4 02:26:01
McRib: breaking Tallulah's wand with Dream — Fight roll against Tallulah's "dirty 20"; hand in hand with Dream he swaps the Magic die for the common sense die: "I'm holding your hand." So you know what spell I'm gonna use to break your fuckin' wand? McRib. He rolls a 4 and Dream adds a 4. The wand ends in a sky-blue bubble: you will be able to unlock the orb and retrieve your wand. MAM E4 02:38:54, MAM E4 02:37:49

Items

Wand: a plain wooden dowel — Everyone leaves the wand store with the same wooden stick. Evan: "This is a good dowel." He ties his belt around the wand box and puts the wand back in it. MAM E1 01:21:01, MAM E1 01:20:31
20 gold coins — Brennan checks the 20 gold coins in his pocket; Aabria: "You are all four gold lighter." MAM E1 01:21:07, MAM E1 01:21:21
Janitorial push broom — He buys the janitorial push broom from the broom shop for three copper pieces; a gold coin is crushed into 18 silver and 19 copper pieces. MAM E1 01:47:29, MAM E1 01:47:40
Familiar: his shadow — The pet-shop woman tells him "It's a shadow." Torchlight throws shadows everywhere and Evan throws none. Evan: "I know, run." MAM E1 02:19:24, MAM E1 02:19:38
Phone without a screen — "I have a plastic gas station phone with no screen on it, like just button pad." MAM E1 00:52:21, MAM E2 00:47:50
Broom: A Broom I Can't Get Rid Of No Matter How Hard I Try — Card text for his broom: BROOM A Broom I Can't Get Rid Of / No Matter How Hard I Try. MAM E2 01:08:40
Tiny Coke — Nurse Stitchnit gives him a tiny Coke: "It's so good, it's so good, tastes like home." MAM E3 00:48:07, MAM E3 00:47:49
Wand: a bone wand with pink meat — His wand is out, it's fully formed; a deeply messed up wand, "It looks kind of like a bone." MAM E3 01:36:02, MAM E3 01:35:04
Wand thrown away — "I throw the wand away." MAM E3 02:04:27
Rib Deluxe sandwich — Jammer: "We're eating a big sandwich right now"; Evan: "This McRib goes all the way down." Jammer: "This is a Rib Deluxe, my guy, bones and all." MAM E4 01:17:52, MAM E4 01:17:59