Creatures · first: S1 E1
Corn ooze
The corn ooze is a monster that rises in the Aguefort Adventuring Academy cafeteria behind the lunch lady Doreen E1·01:53:00E1·01:53:04. Brennan describes it as "A monstrous pulsating mountain of creamed corn" and calls it a colossal ooze E1·01:53:04. The episode ends with the players rolling initiative against it E1·01:53:04.
Brennan clarifies it is not technically colossal, but big, and it is joined by corn gremlins E2·00:01:07. The ooze is covered in butt holes E2·00:13:28, and it has an eyeless, noseless, earless head with a gaping mouth E2·00:48:18. It heals all its wounds and grows by drinking creamed corn E2·01:08:22. Riz grabs a piece of parchment from inside it E2·00:50:04, and when Riz shoots that paper, the ooze dissolves into nothingness and the gremlins disappear E2·01:17:53E2·01:17:56. Afterwards the party is left covered in corn and partially formed corn gremlins E3·00:06:58.
By episode
S1 E1: The Beginning Begins (Ep. 1)
- Colossal corn ooze — "monstrous pulsating mountain of creamed corn" — 01:53:04
S1 E2: Clash of the Corn Cuties (Ep. 2)
- Corn ooze — see Creatures.
- Corn ooze — "fucking big, corn ooze" (not technically colossal) — 00:01:07; covered in "butt holes" that birth corn gremlins — 00:13:28, 00:14:05; "weird eyeless, noseless, earless head" with a "gaping mouth" — 00:48:18; shows shame when Riz enters — 00:48:18; +4 Strength — 00:47:34, 01:01:04; contains acid "acid of dissolving agent" — 00:55:49; can suffocate those inside — 00:59:02; drinks creamed corn to heal fully and grow — 01:08:22; not affected by Friends — 01:05:43. Hits the pantry door twice before it breaks: "Hits the pantry door and the pantry door dents, but does not break." — 00:23:04; "And the door indents further, does not fully bust through." — 00:33:03; smashes through — 00:39:20. After Riz's shot destroys the paper, "The ooze dissolves into nothingness" — 01:17:56.
