And Another Thing

0:00:03 Brennan: In the world of Spyre did prophecy foretell that the dragon Kalvaxus would rise to power when once more were seven maidens chained at the mouth of his cave. What the prophecy could not predict was what The Seven had in store for the world. United by prophecy, bound by friendship, the Seven Maidens would quickly become one of Spyre's premier parties of teen heroes and all-star students at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy. [end intro]

0:00:39 Brennan: You guys wanna play some D&D? [players cheering]

0:00:42 Brennan: Hello one and all! And welcome back to another thrilling episode of "Dimension 20: The Seven." I'm your humble dungeon master Brennan Lee Mulligan. Izzy is shoving dice into her mouth. Erika turns to her, eyes wide.

0:00:49 Brennan: Is that a mouthful of dice? Sephie laughs as Izzy twirls her fingers, telling Brennan to keep going.

0:00:50 Becca: Yeah, it is a fucking mouthful of dice! [players shouting]

0:00:54 Brennan: I'm your humble dungeon master Brennan Lee Mulligan. With, with, with me as always are our Heroic High Schoolers. Say hi, Heroic High Schoolers.

0:01:01 All: Hi, Heroic High Schoolers. Several dice spill out of Izzy’s mouth.

0:01:04 Rekha: Wait a minute, okay.

0:01:04 Aabria: Did you roll a die?

0:01:07 Rekha: That was in fact worth it. [players laughing]

0:01:09 Sephie: Yeah!

0:01:10 Rekha: I was in fact worrying, is she gonna swallow all that by accident and die?

0:01:13 Aabria: Yeah.

0:01:14 Becca: I'm really glad you didn't die.

0:01:15 Rekha: Wait, die! [holds up a d20] [Becca and Aabria laugh]

0:01:15 Brennan: Incredible. Well, gang, people are spitting up dice.

0:01:23 Izzy: Oh, I'm people now?

0:01:23 Brennan: [laughs] Oh!

0:01:26 All: Oh!

0:01:26 Rekha: Okay, Brennan.

0:01:28 Sephie: I would like to relocate to not be between them, thank you.

0:01:31 Rekha: I love you, I fucking love you.

0:01:33 Izzy: No. Stay!

0:01:35 Sephie: Ahh! I need an adult!

0:01:36 Becca: It's never gonna happen.

0:01:38 Brennan: Last we left off, our Heroic High Schoolers were in pitched combat aboard the Rombosa, flagship of Talcidimir Tallbreeze and battle had broken out. Finally, having seen it in the desk of Charity Blythe long ago, it seemed that Tectonya Karkovnya was a marked woman. And marked she certainly is. She is dead on the battlefield under the blade of Katja Cleaver's mom, Jana, wearing a swallowtail coat and wielding a greatsword with a silver mask on her face who has not said a word to her airborne daughter. A horrifying Jester--

0:02:19 Rekha: Talk about trying to impress your parents. Jesus fucking Christ, I'm flying.

0:02:23 Brennan: A horrifying- [players laughing]

0:02:24 Izzy: And she still doesn't care.

0:02:25 Brennan: A horrifying Jester is closing in on us. We see the soul of Tectonya Karkovnya preparing to [exhales raspily] leave her body.

0:02:34 Becca: Stuff it back in!

0:02:34 Izzy: Preparing to.

0:02:36 Aabria: You just have to say, "bless you" and it goes back in.

0:02:37 Izzy: Bless you.

0:02:37 Brennan: As she is fully dead. Bloppelgangers descend on the dais. Things are looking bad, gang. Rekha gives the camera two confident thumbs ups.

0:02:47 Brennan: And we're gonna jump right back into combat with Danielle Barkstock's turn.

0:02:53 Becca: Okay, here we go, here we go.

0:02:53 Brennan: Danielle, you have fallen from the chandelier, bam, hit the deck. You have maintained concentration. Four pixies are still left who all now go as well.

0:03:01 Aabria: Let's go, Kevins.

0:03:02 Rekha: I don't want to put expectations, Erika, but I am really excited for whatever you're gonna say.

0:03:07 Brennan: We have four Kevins that are all going to go so we have Antiope, Ostentatia, Penny all get Fly cast on you.

0:03:16 Becca: Yes!

0:03:16 Aabria: Thank you!

0:03:18 Brennan: By a Kevin, and I believe there is a fourth-

0:03:20 Becca: Thank you, Kevin.

0:03:20 Aabria: Love you, Kevin.

0:03:21 Brennan: There is a fourth Kevin who cast it on Katja who now may go as well.

0:03:26 Erika: Okay, that fourth Kevin is going to go over and pull Sam out of the slime.

0:03:33 Brennan: [gasps] Amazing, amazing, okay.

0:03:33 Sephie: Bless you.

0:03:37 Izzy: Kev!

0:03:37 Sephie: Kev, Kev, Kev. Oh wait, I'm in a-- [mimes Sam gurgling indistinctly in the bloppelganger]

0:03:39 Erika: Kevin, Kevin!

0:03:42 Brennan: Erika, would you like this other Kevin, oh no, that Kevin can't cast that 'cause it's maintaining concentration. Okay, I am going to ask for a roll with advantage not from Sam but because this was within the bear totem, go ahead and give me a strength check with advantage and let me know what you roll on the die. [lively piano music]

0:04:15 Erika: For me or for...

0:04:16 Brennan: This is for the Kevin who's-

0:04:18 Erika: 10.

0:04:18 Brennan: Okay, a 10? Hold on one second.

0:04:22 Erika: Oof.

0:04:25 Becca: Gosh, Kevin has shapely calves.

0:04:29 Sephie: Kevin does!

0:04:29 Aabria: Really? I need to zoom in on a Kevin, wow. The fairy model in TaleSpire is spinning around beautifully.

0:04:34 Rekha: Thank you for modeling.

0:04:35 Brennan: Hey Kevin, way to go.

0:04:37 Rekha: Hey, Kevin, holy shit!

0:04:40 Rekha: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:04:40 Izzy: Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.

0:04:42 Sephie: Wow.

0:04:42 Brennan: So wait, sorry, the higher of the two rolls was a 10 on the die?

0:04:45 Erika: Yes.

0:04:46 Brennan: Okay, unfortunately, that is not enough.

0:04:47 Sephie: Not even if I have Hex on it?

0:04:50 Brennan: Unfortunately not even if you have a Hex.

0:04:53 Sephie: I know, it's only for if it rolls.

0:04:54 Brennan: I know, I know, unfortunately but Kevin goes, but also because Kevin fails to do so it does not activate the acid damage of touching this thing. So you see, I think that's probably why this Kevin fails. He's like,

0:05:09 Kevin: [high-pitched] I'm gonna get him! Oh shit! [Erika laughing]

0:05:12 Kevin: Ooh, how do you kinda, how do you get in there?

0:05:15 Becca: Poor Kev.

0:05:15 Becca: Kevin!

0:05:16 Kevin: Yikes, this is bad!

0:05:21 Izzy: Next side quest, all Kevins.

0:05:24 Rekha: Aabria had said, "Oops, all Kevins."

0:05:27 Brennan: Actually, you know what?

0:05:30 Rekha: Okay, now you're thinking.

0:05:30 Erika: Yeah, it's okay, it's okay, I will also think my way out of this.

0:05:37 Brennan: I was gonna say, Katja, how bad do you want to keep flying right now? You want to keep flying quite bad?

0:05:43 Rekha: No, if I can give that to somebody else.

0:05:46 Brennan: I can retcon-- I think I actually, I want to do something to help the Kevins.

0:05:49 Erika: I don't want your pity.

0:05:52 Brennan: Do you not want my pity?

0:05:53 Erika: The Kevins don't, the Kevins don't.

0:05:54 Becca: No, take his pity, take his pity!

0:05:55 Erika: Fine, okay!

0:05:55 Sephie: Take his pity!

0:05:56 Erika: I'll take your pity!

0:05:56 Sephie: Thank you.

0:05:57 Brennan: Concentration breaks on Fly, Katja loses fly.

0:06:01 Rekha: I'm about to fall in some wine, hell yeah.

0:06:04 Brennan: And Sam, you see Kevin flies up to you and says,

0:06:06 Kevin: What have you always wanted to be?

0:06:10 Sam: Uh, oh no… Uh, um, uh...

0:06:14 Kevin: Too long, a big--

0:06:14 Sam: Swan!

0:06:15 Kevin: What's that?

0:06:15 Sam: A swan.

0:06:17 Brennan: You are turned into a size large swan.

0:06:20 Rekha: Size, colon, large.

0:06:20 Brennan: Which bursts you out of the bloppelganger, you are too large for it to engulf. So with the Polymorph spell this Kevin is able to break you out of the bloppelganger because you are the size of a-

0:06:34 Sephie: I'm a giant fucking swan, I'm angry! [Brennan laughs]

0:06:37 Aabria: Yeah.

0:06:38 Sephie: Filled with rage!

0:06:39 Rekha: Could she have said any animal on Earth or anything on Earth?

0:06:41 Brennan: Yeah.

0:06:43 Rekha: She coulda said like, a cookie.

0:06:45 Becca: Tyrannosaurus rex.

0:06:45 Sephie: Or a dragon. I shoulda said a dragon. [players laughing]

0:06:48 Izzy: So you'd be like a cookie.

0:06:48 Sephie: A cookie.

0:06:51 Rekha: Any animal, like a cookie? They're damn small.

0:06:54 Brennan: Polymorph can change you into large-sized things, right? Yeah, of course.

0:06:57 Rekha: Yeah, you didn't say animal.

0:06:59 Brennan: A giant, beautiful swan.

0:06:59 Rekha: Coulda been a cookie. [Persephone honks]

0:07:03 Brennan: Bursts out of this bloppelganger. You are no longer engulfed.

0:07:05 Becca: Oh my God! [players laughing]

0:07:07 Brennan: Look at that.

0:07:08 Rekha: [screams] She's so beautiful, oh my God!

0:07:13 Aabria: That’s a hot-ass duck!

0:07:14 Becca: Oh my God, she looks like a horse!

0:07:14 Rekha: She looks like a horse! [Isabella hums "Sanford and Son Theme The Streetbeater"]

0:07:17 Aabria: Look at all these chickens.

0:07:19 Sephie: Katja's gonna try and ride me.

0:07:21 Rekha: Can I fucking ride her? I gave her Fly.

0:07:23 Sephie: How long does this last for

0:07:25 Izzy: ♪ Can I ♪

0:07:26 Brennan: Until concentration breaks or-

0:07:28 Rekha: This is the hottest thing I have ever seen.

0:07:31 Brennan: Amazing.

0:07:31 Sephie: Oh my God.

0:07:34 Rekha: Look at her, wow!

0:07:37 Brennan: Transformation lasts for the duration or until the target drops to zero hit points, the new form- [Persephone honks]

0:07:41 Brennan: Honk, honk.

0:07:42 Sephie: Honk honk ♪ Honk, honk, honk ♪

0:07:43 Brennan: Incredible, cool.

0:07:43 Rekha: Sky horse!

0:07:45 Brennan: What is Danielle doing?

0:07:45 Aabria: [laughing] Sky horse!

0:07:49 Izzy: ♪ Sky horse ♪

0:07:51 Rekha: Sky horse ♪

0:07:53 Brennan: And the remaining Kevins also ask if they should hide or if they should-

0:07:56 Erika: Yes! The remaining Kevins should, like, clear the area! And they all scatter and hide.

0:08:03 Brennan: So after casting Fly they basically get out of the range of bloppelgangers so that they won't get killed and drop concentration on your various Fly spells.

0:08:11 Aabria: I give a little wink to my Kevin.

0:08:12 Izzy: What did you do?

0:08:13 Brennan: Okay. Rekha holds up her notebook, in which she has drawn a swan that reads “SIZE:LARGE” underneath, as well as curly cutesy calligraphy of the words “Sky Horse”.

0:08:13 Aabria: Sky horse.

0:08:15 Sephie: Sky horse! [laughs]

0:08:15 Erika: Danielle pulls out the Fly potion from her belt.

0:08:19 Brennan: Uh-huh, amazing.

0:08:26 Erika: Takes a knee and slams it.

0:08:26 Brennan: Awesome.

0:08:29 Erika: She's definitely done this kinda thing before.

0:08:31 Izzy: She gets iced by a Fly potion.

0:08:32 Erika: She gets iced by a potion. And… [heroic instrumental music] Grabs Tectonya.

0:08:40 Brennan: Amazing, you grab. So action to drink the potion, object interaction to grab Tectonya's body. You have movement and bonus action left.

0:08:46 Izzy: [whispering] I have to touch her.

0:08:53 Erika: What is it?

0:08:54 Izzy: It's a touch.

0:08:54 Erika: Okay. I fly towards Ostentatia. Izzy is holding out her fist for a fistbump, unheeded by Erika.

0:09:04 Brennan: Amazing, and you just cast fly. So you fly-

0:09:07 Izzy: Don't leave me hanging.

0:09:10 Brennan: Jana looks at you grabbing the body. You see that Jana was in the middle of taking out a crystal palimpsest.

0:09:21 Izzy: No!

0:09:25 Brennan: Was in the middle of taking out a crystal palimpsest.

0:09:26 Rekha: Fucking bitch.

0:09:26 Izzy: We're all triggered.

0:09:29 Sephie: Yeah.

0:09:29 Brennan: She drops it to grab her sword and get a shot off at you, attack of opportunity on you. This could be enough to break concentration if she hits. Here we go, hold on one second. [hums]

0:09:47 Erika: My reaction is only if she takes a full action, yes?

0:09:52 Brennan: Your reaction is, and also I want to double check. I'm gonna house, I don't know if this is the case, but I'm gonna house rule that a potion doesn't force you to take concentration for the fly spell. That does not make sense to me.

0:10:06 Becca: Right, how would, yeah.

0:10:06 Aabria: Yeah.

0:10:07 Brennan: Why would that, it's-

0:10:08 Becca: It's inside you.

0:10:09 Aabria: The juice does it.

0:10:09 Brennan: It's literally, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:10:10 Becca: It's either in or out.

0:10:10 Aabria: Once the juice is loose...

0:10:12 Izzy: Once the juice is loose, you can't get distracted from being drunk.

0:10:14 Brennan: You remember first day of potions class, the potion instructor saying, [plummy accent] "Once the juice is loose, that's all she wrote, folks."

0:10:22 Izzy: And everyone went, Hootie-hoo!

0:10:24 Rekha: Hootie-hoo!

0:10:24 Aabria: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

0:10:25 Brennan: And then yelled "Hootie-hoo" and then called class.

0:10:27 Rekha: Yeah.

0:10:27 Aabria: Yeah.

0:10:28 Rekha: That was it, and that was the only day I was in class.

0:10:29 Becca: I love Aguefort!

0:10:29 Brennan: [laughs] Okay.

0:10:33 Sephie: Why would we want to graduate early?

0:10:34 Becca: I never wanna leave!

0:10:34 Aabria: Let's stay.

0:10:36 Becca: I want to stay forever.

0:10:40 Aabria: This is Van Wilder...

0:10:43 Brennan: Does Jana hit on a 16 for Danielle?

0:10:47 Erika: AC is 16.

0:10:47 Brennan: AC is 16.

0:10:49 Rekha: Jana should eat shit, honestly.

0:10:52 Sephie: Jana is about to eat goose beak. Swan beak.

0:10:53 Brennan: Wait a minute, I want to double check-

0:10:55 Rekha: Listen, if I am allowed to ride you, you know I fucking will.

0:10:56 Sephie: Do it, do it.

0:10:59 Rekha: And cleave her in the fucking face.

0:11:01 Izzy: And put a fucking brush up your ass.

0:11:02 Sephie: Absolutely.

0:11:03 Rekha: Yeah, I put a brush up Jana's ass.

0:11:04 Sephie: Do it, yeah.

0:11:06 Brennan: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure.

0:11:07 Rekha: You like?

0:11:07 Izzy: Brennan, are you having fun?

0:11:10 Becca: Can I use luck to make Jana reroll?

0:11:13 Brennan: So she's gonna go ahead and roll damage here.

0:11:17 Aabria: I'm nervous.

0:11:17 Izzy: [like Aabria] I'm nervous.

0:11:20 Brennan: I know, this is scary.

0:11:22 Becca: This is scary.

0:11:22 Sephie: I'm a swan. I’m a swan.

0:11:24 Becca: Also, we've seen how horrifying a masked figure inside of a blob looks, right?

0:11:29 Rekha: Yeah, it looks disgusting.

0:11:29 Aabria: Oh my God.

0:11:31 Becca: This is so horrifying.

0:11:32 Aabria: It looks like someone with just a sad face like, oh no!

0:11:35 Izzy: Oh no.

0:11:36 Brennan: Jana lashes out for 15 points of damage to Danielle with the greatsword. I'm gonna need a concentration check for the woodland beings.

0:11:49 Erika: Oh, for the woodland being?

0:11:49 Brennan: Yes. [Erika groans]

0:11:52 Brennan: Constitution saving throw.

0:11:57 Erika: 12.

0:11:57 Brennan: The DC was 10, you succeed, you hold onto the spell. [Erika shouts] Yeah, DC is 10, it was only 15 damage. [Isabella retches] [Brennan laughs] I know, everyone's like, we're almost about to lose our Fly. Danielle, dropping to the ground you stand up, down the potion, grab Tectonya's body. You have 60 feet of flight moving in any direction you want with that attack of opportunity. Where are you moving to, straight to Ostentatia?

0:12:22 Erika: No, she says to Ostentatia,

0:12:22 Danielle: Go long!

0:12:27 Erika: And they're going towards a point far enough away completely out of range of battle.

0:12:35 Izzy: Okay.

0:12:35 Brennan: Okay.

0:12:36 Erika: 'Cause you're flying as well.

0:12:37 Izzy: Mm-hmm.

0:12:37 Brennan: Okay, so you want to get somewhere else?

0:12:40 Erika: Yeah, yes.

0:12:43 Izzy: Before Jester hits, yes.

0:12:43 Brennan: Do you want to go like-

0:12:45 Erika: Yeah, out of range of Jester.

0:12:46 Brennan: Do you want to go like arc up, do you want to arc down? Do you want to go to a lower level, a higher level?

0:12:49 Becca: Arc to a short fall.

0:12:49 Izzy: Oh, yeah.

0:12:52 Brennan: Arc to a short fall is some great advice from the party rogue here. [group laughing] Definitely arc, but arc safely!

0:13:00 Izzy: Out of sight from the Jester.

0:13:01 Erika: Can we, yeah.

0:13:01 Brennan: Oh, cool. If you want, you do not see the Jester flying. If you were to scoot down to that second level, you would have complete and total cover from the stone balustrade.

0:13:11 Becca: Yeah.

0:13:15 Erika: Yes, let's do it.

0:13:15 Brennan: Okay, cool. So Danielle, your beautiful, iridescent beetle wings, you fly with Tectonya to the lower level, making eye contact with a now aloft Ostentatia, incredible. You dip down beneath you. That is gonna be Danielle's turn. The Kevins begin to fly off into the rafters to hide.

0:13:38 Becca: Good Kevins.

0:13:40 Rekha: Good Kevins, good Kevins, Kevins, Kevins.

0:13:43 Brennan: Oh, the Jester looks fucking pissed. Well no, he's still wearing a mask, doesn't look like anything.

0:13:49 Rekha: Hey, you know what he looks like, and he looks like shit, Brennan. [players laughing]

0:13:52 Becca: The little bits of steam come out the ears.

0:13:53 Sephie: Steam coming off, yeah.

0:13:54 Izzy: He looks like trash.

0:13:55 Becca: You're making the same joke.

0:13:55 Rekha: Ugly! Listen, I never comment on anyone's appearances.

0:13:58 Becca: Ugly, stupid face.

0:13:59 Rekha: But you're ugly on the inside, dude.

0:14:01 Aabria: Ooh.

0:14:01 Becca: It's shining through.

0:14:02 Sephie: Inside, outside, your clothes suck, too.

0:14:04 Rekha: Sorry.

0:14:05 Brennan: Okay, Ostentatia, the Jester turns-

0:14:08 Rekha: You're gonna lose your internship.

0:14:09 Brennan: The Jester turns to look at you seeing Danielle make eye contact with you.

0:14:12 Izzy: No, he doesn't.

0:14:13 Brennan: And he is going to-

0:14:14 Becca: It's his turn?

0:14:15 Rekha: Deep, seductive eye contact. [laughs]

0:14:16 Brennan: Legendary action. [player groans] And he is going to, although he is fucking up right now a little bit.

0:14:22 Rekha: Good!

0:14:23 Brennan: He's gonna throw a fire bolt right at you.

0:14:26 Izzy: Eat me.

0:14:26 Brennan: 17, 25-

0:14:29 Becca: Oh, she loves fire.

0:14:29 Brennan: 27.

0:14:31 Izzy: Halved.

0:14:32 Brennan: Halved to 13 points of damage to Ostentatia, he—

0:14:36 Izzy: A scratch.

0:14:36 Aabria: Yeah!

0:14:41 Rekha: [pretending to spray her hair with water] Ouch.

0:14:42 Izzy: Hey Jester, what's 49 minus 13?

0:14:45 Brennan: 36. Izzy sticks her tongue out. [group laughing; the fans are out]

0:14:51 Becca: I don't think I have spells for that.

0:14:55 Brennan: Go ahead and give me a constitution saving throw to hold on to your Wall of Fire. So that's just 2d20 plus your constitution saving throw.

0:15:04 Izzy: 2d20...

0:15:06 Brennan: And you're rolling with advantage so it's 2d20 Con saving throw. You're just trying to beat a 10.

0:15:11 Izzy: Yeah, 17 plus 4.

0:15:11 Brennan: Amazing. You hold your spell.

0:15:14 Izzy: Okay.

0:15:16 Brennan: And that is gonna go to the next action which is going to be our girl, Zelda Donovan.

0:15:22 Aabria: Zelly!

0:15:22 Rekha: Zelda, Zelda, Zelda.

0:15:23 All: Zelda, Zelda, Zelda!

0:15:26 Penny: Zelda, how you feeling right now?

0:15:27 Brennan: Zelda says,

0:15:27 Zelda: [growling] Tired of fucking around!

0:15:32 Aabria: Goodparty!

0:15:32 Brennan: As an Eagle Totem Barbarian, she dashes as a bonus action with the Mobile feat and barbarian's Fast Movement on a Satyr's 35 movement speed. Her speed is 55. She grabs Lysander under one arm.

0:15:45 Becca: Nice.

0:15:45 Aabria: Baby.

0:15:47 Becca: Because I kissed her cheek, she's looking at him.

0:15:48 Brennan: Begins to sprint, looks at you, Penny, as she is booking. She is going to move 165 feet this round and looks at you as you are flying and says,

0:15:57 Zelda: Are you good?

0:16:00 Brennan: She's like,

0:16:00 Zelda: Are you good?

0:16:01 Becca: Could she pick, oh, I'm flying.

0:16:03 Brennan: You're flying, but she can also football you under the other arm.

0:16:04 Becca: Yeah, I would like her to, I would like to be footballed.

0:16:06 Brennan: Cool. So Zelda is going to move-

0:16:08 Erika: Fastball special!

0:16:14 Brennan: Dash, she's going to move, bonus action dash, that's 110. So she's going to move 110. As an Eagle Totem Barbarian, all these attacks of opportunity are made with disadvantage as she battle dances past everybody.

0:16:27 Sephie: I love her.

0:16:29 Brennan: That's gonna be a miss on her from the first one. She is gonna actually just make an athletics check. She fully leaps over the second one, no attack of opportunity. She just does a full air somersault over it. Gets to… Let me know, TaleSpire crew, that's where she makes it to 110. Cool, she is going to... [hums]

0:16:55 Becca: Wait, we should just hide Lysander. He's got like four hit points.

0:16:56 Brennan: Yes.

0:16:59 Rekha: Stuff him in a barrel or something and run away.

0:17:03 Brennan: Yeah, she actually is going to, that's her movement.

0:17:09 Becca: Put him behind that statue.

0:17:09 Brennan: As her action, no, she, sorry, she is going to as her action move another 55 feet with both of you down the platform.

0:17:19 Becca: Wait, hold on, just right behind where she is right now there is a coat of arms. I feel like Lysander should just be stuffed inside that coat of arms to take a nap.

0:17:28 Rekha: I think that's nice.

0:17:28 Brennan: Oh, amazing, yeah. So she is actually going to, as her action, open the helmet and shove Lysander in it and goes,

0:17:41 Zelda: Stay there!

0:17:43 Brennan: And shuts it.

0:17:43 Rekha: Beautiful.

0:17:45 Sephie: Awesome.

0:17:46 Becca: Oh no, that wasted her action.

0:17:47 Brennan: Shoves Lysander in the coat of arms and then is going to end her, yeah, she's gonna end her turn. Yeah, she'll end her turn right there. She'll end her turn with Penny right near the dais using a little bit of extra moment actually just to come with Penny right here.

0:18:08 Rekha: I don't think you wasted her turn.

0:18:09 Sephie: What a turn.

0:18:10 Rekha: Because these are high school girls. They're looking out for each other and each other's boos, you know?

0:18:14 Brennan: Mm-hmm.

0:18:14 Becca: Yeah, yeah.

0:18:15 Rekha: We're playing in character.

0:18:16 Becca: This could really happen with Lysander.

0:18:17 Rekha: This would happen.

0:18:17 Becca: He might be the one.

0:18:19 Rekha: [laughs] Yeah.

0:18:19 Brennan: Amazing, so-

0:18:21 Rekha: [laughs] Okay.

0:18:21 Brennan: Yeah, Zelda clears 110 feet and jams Lysander in a coat of armor.

0:18:29 Becca: Pretty good.

0:18:30 Brennan: And that's gonna be Zelda's turn. Katja, that's you.

0:18:31 Sephie: Ooh. The following conversation is into the friendship bracelets.

0:18:33 Katja: Okay, should I kill...

0:18:36 Penny: Your mom?

0:18:36 Sephie: You don't even have to ask. You know what we're gonna say.

0:18:38 Antiope: Are you good? Is that okay for you?

0:18:39 Katja: I'm okay with it.

0:18:41 Antiope: Yeah, then light her ass up.

0:18:41 Sam: Do it.

0:18:43 Katja: Well, okay-

0:18:43 Penny: Look, if you need to kill your mom to settle shit, we're here for you.

0:18:47 Katja: [a little emotional] See, this is why I love you guys, you're so supportive. It's like, everything I say is valid and it's incredible.

0:18:52 Penny: Hey, just remember to say all the epic things you need to say because you can't after she's gone, so tell her.

0:18:58 Antiope: Yeah!

0:18:59 Rekha: Okay, can I interface with her for a moment or is this like, no?

0:19:02 Brennan: Oh, she's in pitched combat, but you can say whatever you like.

0:19:05 Rekha: Okay.

0:19:06 Antiope: Can you reincarnate her into a good mom?

0:19:07 Penny: She doesn't have to hear you, say it for you.

0:19:08 Katja: Yeah, okay.

0:19:10 Danielle: I think we have to kill her first, but yeah.

0:19:11 Brennan: Yeah, what does Katja do?

0:19:13 Rekha: I think she looks her dead in the eye. She waits to see if she's gonna say something.

0:19:19 Brennan: She whips out, connects with Danielle, looks at them flying out and looks back at you and kneels down to pick the crystal palimpsest up off the floor and put it back in her coat.

0:19:32 Becca: Oh shit, get that palimpsest.

0:19:34 Brennan: She gives you a moment to say something.

0:19:36 Becca: [whispering] Keep her off balance.

0:19:42 Katja: Jana...

0:19:42 Aabria: Oof.

0:19:45 Katja: Nice to meet you, I guess. [dramatic instrumental music]

0:19:52 Jana: I'm at work. [groans]

0:19:53 Rekha: Oh, oh my God!

0:19:57 Becca: Crush your mother's skull!

0:19:57 Sephie: Crush her!

0:19:59 Rekha: Okay, here's the thing. I want to get the crystal, right, before I kill her?

0:20:02 Aabria: You can take anything, you want a corpse!

0:20:02 Rekha: But it won't break? It won't break?

0:20:07 Izzy: Take it off of her dead body.

0:20:08 Sephie: If it breaks, all the better, who cares?

0:20:10 Aabria: Crushed, she dies, she dies.

0:20:10 Rekha: I look this woman dead in fucking cold eyes and say,

0:20:17 Katja: I've got nothing to say to you.

0:20:18 Rekha: And I take my greataxe and I want to attack and then I want to do a pushing attack.

0:20:25 Brennan: Amazing, I will, this is incredible.

0:20:27 Rekha: Can I push her off this balcony, basically?

0:20:29 Brennan: Good little crystal palimpsest there. You can do whatever you want. You have two attacks. If you action surge you have four attacks.

0:20:37 Rekha: I'll do that, and am I still raging?

0:20:40 Brennan: You are absolutely still raging.

0:20:41 Aabria: Hell, yes.

0:20:43 Brennan: So... [hums]

0:20:47 Becca: From the sky above her.

0:20:47 Rekha: Yeah.

0:20:50 Brennan: Incredible.

0:20:51 Izzy: Throw her off of the ship.

0:20:52 Rekha: Yes, I would love to throw her off the ship.

0:20:54 Sephie: Mm-hmm, I agree.

0:20:55 Brennan: Incredible, Katja, so you have your greataxe of Sundering. You are raging right now. So yeah, go ahead and make your first attack roll.

0:21:10 Rekha: As I look into her eyes, I think of every time I needed a mother growing up and how this bitch was never fucking there and never attempted to be there. So while my dad might be a fucking piece of meat shitboy, at least he tried to be there and tried to take care of me the best he could. This woman didn't give me the fucking time of day. Okay, so that's 13 plus 10, 23.

0:21:35 Brennan: 23 is a hit, go ahead and roll again.

0:21:37 Rekha: Okay.

0:21:38 Brennan: And let me know if you want to do-

0:21:39 Rekha: [gasps] Nat 20. [players cheering]

0:21:42 Aabria: Let's go!

0:21:42 Sephie: Yeah, yeah!

0:21:45 Becca: Oh my God, it was, the speech did it.

0:21:47 Brennan: Okay, you can, now that's two attacks. Do you want to put maneuvers on these as well?

0:21:52 Rekha: I want the first one to be, let's see… I think I want to just push this bitch, first one. Or actually, well, 'cause the second one, is that a guarantee?

0:22:05 Becca: Chop her first.

0:22:07 Rekha: It's chop her first and then-

0:22:08 Becca: Yeah.

0:22:08 Brennan: Here's the thing. What you have right now, what you have at your disposal is trip attack which would knock her prone meaning you get advantage on every other attack this-

0:22:16 Rekha: Fuck yeah, I trip this bitch.

0:22:17 Brennan: Okay, we're gonna trip 'cause here's the thing, pushing attack, if it works, will mean you don't get any more swings on her because you'll knock her away from you. Okay, so we're gonna do trip attack first. I'm gonna need the Box of Doom out here for sure. Katja's going ham.

0:22:28 Aabria: Let's go!

0:22:29 Sephie: Let's go!

0:22:29 Brennan: Going ham on Mom. Incredible.

0:22:33 Izzy: I also wouldn't doubt that if she got pushed onto the lower level she would go for us and attack-

0:22:41 Rekha: Oh for sure, you're right. So I should beat the shit out of her first before I push her down.

0:22:44 Izzy: Yeah.

0:22:45 Brennan: Okay, we got Box of Doom. She has a lot, she adds, she's going to add a lot to this.

0:22:55 Izzy: ♪ Bad mom, bad mom ♪

0:22:56 Brennan: Your DC, though, is 17.

0:22:56 Becca: ♪ Whatcha gonna do when you come for….

0:23:00 Sephie: Whatcha gonna do when your daughter beats the shit out of you. [players laughing]

0:23:06 Brennan: She saves—

0:23:06 Aabria: Uh...

0:23:07 Rekha: Yes, tell me, Aabria's got a note.

0:23:09 Aabria: Don't forget, you have Savage Attack 'cause you're a Half-Orc so your criticals are even worse. [Rekha laughs maliciously]

0:23:14 Brennan: Your criticals are even worse so we're gonna roll this-

0:23:16 Becca: Your mother gave you that!

0:23:17 Brennan: We're gonna roll this save first. We're gonna roll this save first here. This is the save against your first attack which connects which is a trip attack. [he rolls a 19] That is a save, she saves against that. So the first trip attack does not work, but you do add the extra damage. Next attack, do you want to go trip again or do you want to do something else? This is your moment.

0:23:34 Rekha: Okay, I trip this bitch. I gotta trip this bitch.

0:23:36 Brennan: Okay, she's gonna roll again. She needs an eight or higher to succeed against this.

0:23:43 Rekha: Brennan, roll it.

0:23:45 Brennan: She succeeds on the second one, but you have your action surge if you want it.

0:23:48 Rekha: I'ma Action Surge.

0:23:49 Becca: Wait, the nat 20 didn't get her?

0:23:51 Brennan: The nat 20 is gonna do a shitload of damage. She's saving against Trip Attack which are these maneuvers that Katja's putting on everything.

0:23:57 Becca: Gotcha. Thank you.

0:24:00 Brennan: I think let's roll all these attacks and then we'll resolve damage all in one big, beautiful moment.

0:24:05 Rekha: Okay, so I roll two more?

0:24:08 Brennan: Roll two more attacks.

0:24:09 Aabria: Let's go, give me the crit, give me the crit.

0:24:10 Sephie: Mm-hmm, come on, crit!

0:24:13 Rekha: Okay, nine plus 10, 19.

0:24:15 Brennan: 19 is a hit, do you want to trip again?

0:24:20 Rekha: Yeah. [tense instrumental music]

0:24:23 Brennan: That is a failure. [players cheering]

0:24:29 Katja: See you next fall. [group laughing]

0:24:32 Rekha: And then I go,

0:24:32 Katja: Psyche, see you next Tuesday. [players cheering]

0:24:35 Aabria: Yo!

0:24:39 Brennan: I'm going to need, you have one attack left. You roll this with advantage 'cause your mom is tripped. You go under her feet. We'll describe all this in a second but let's do, roll with advantage, you're rolling again.

0:24:53 Rekha: Okay, 15 plus 10, 25.

0:24:56 Brennan: Cool, and you rolled 2d20, right?

0:24:57 Rekha: Yeah.

0:24:57 Brennan: Okay 15 plus 10, cool. And what kind of attack do you want to throw on this? What kind of maneuver do you want to throw on this? This is your last one.

0:25:03 Rekha: This is my push, right?

0:25:03 Brennan: Yeah, mm-hmm okay.

0:25:06 Aabria: Yeah.

0:25:06 Becca: Yeah.

0:25:08 Rekha: But I, have I done damage?

0:25:10 Becca: He's gonna add after that.

0:25:11 Brennan: We're gonna do all of that after.

0:25:12 Rekha: Yeah, I'm pushing her, and as I push I say to her-

0:25:20 Izzy: That's such a teen thing to say, “I have nothing to say to you,” and then say a bunch of--

0:25:22 Rekha: And then say a lot of stuff.

0:25:24 Katja: And another thing!

0:25:24 Rekha: I say.

0:25:26 Katja: I have nothing to say but I have one more thing!

0:25:28 Brennan: Yes.

0:25:29 Katja: Thank you because I've realized all those times I wanted a mom, I never fucking needed you.

0:25:39 All: Ooh!

0:25:41 Becca: I thought you were gonna say, “All I really wanted was a horse.”

0:25:43 Rekha: A horse. And then I add,

0:25:45 Katja: And another thing! All I really needed was a horse! [Aabria and Becca laugh]

0:25:49 Brennan: All of these lines you've had your whole life waiting for this moment.

0:25:52 Rekha: And another thing!

0:25:55 Brennan: And another thing!

0:25:55 Katja: Her name is Cinnamon! And another thing, she's more beautiful than you! And another thing, she's more of a mom than you could ever be!

0:25:59 Izzy: Ostentatia is embroidering this all for you as you say it.

0:26:03 Brennan: All right.

0:26:04 Sephie: I am so into this.

0:26:05 Brennan: I'm gonna roll this last saving throw here.

0:26:06 Aabria: Roll low, please.

0:26:06 Brennan: Cool.

0:26:08 Izzy: Great point. Brennan rolls a five in the Box of Doom, then slowly looks up, considering. [player gasps]

0:26:13 Brennan: I'm not gonna let you know what I rolled until we resolve damage.

0:26:15 Rekha: Okay.

0:26:18 Sephie: You got a lot of rolling to do.

0:26:20 Rekha: Okay, and I certainly know what it is.

0:26:22 Brennan: So here's all the damage you're about to do, ready?

0:26:25 Rekha: Okay, tell me.

0:26:26 Brennan: You are going to roll 6d12s.

0:26:26 Rekha: Yes.

0:26:32 Erika: Holy shit.

0:26:34 Brennan: Plus 5d8.

0:26:34 Rekha: 6d12 plus 5d8.

0:26:41 Brennan: So we need 6d12, we need 5d8.

0:26:44 Erika: Whoa.

0:26:45 Rekha: Okay.

0:26:45 Sephie: Quick question, did you roll a 19 on the die at one point?

0:26:49 Rekha: Yes.

0:26:49 Sephie: Isn't that a crit, too because of your ax?

0:26:52 Brennan: Or no, the axe on a nat 20 you can subject the target, it's the Axe of Sundering so on a nat 20 you can subject the target to a con saving throw to reduce their movement, a con saving throw where they become incapacitated.

0:27:06 Aabria: This is what you needed. Aabria and Rekha are peering at Rekha’s character sheet.

0:27:06 Brennan: Or a con saving throw to destroy an object they are holding, wielding, or wearing.

0:27:11 Becca: Oh, oh, oh, destroy the palimpsest with your axe of Sundering!

0:27:13 Izzy: But what if there's someone in it? She wouldn't try to put Tectonya in.

0:27:16 Becca: She was about to take Tectonya in.

0:27:17 Brennan: She was about to try to trap Tectonya.

0:27:18 Sephie: So you don't have the thing that lets you crit on a 19 or 20, I forget what it is.

0:27:20 Izzy: Isn't that a fighter thing?

0:27:21 Brennan: No, yeah.

0:27:21 Rekha: I don't think so.

0:27:23 Brennan: No, I don't think Katja crits on a 19 or 20. So, Rekha...

0:27:30 Rekha: So I got 6d12 right here.

0:27:33 Brennan: There's 6d12 and then you're gonna roll 5d8 and then you're gonna add 24.

0:27:36 Rekha: Okay. [tense instrumental music]

0:27:40 Aabria: Let's go!

0:27:42 Sephie: Rock this bitch.

0:27:43 Rekha: Okay, 8 plus 8 is 16, 16 plus 5, 21. Oh, this one cocked, this one cocked. Wow, I should just add this in my head. 10 plus 16, 26… 26 plus 12...

0:27:57 Sephie: 38.

0:27:57 Rekha: 38 plus 3, 41. So those are my those, and are you writing that down? Thank you so much.

0:28:04 Aabria: Yep, gotcha.

0:28:04 Rekha: Okay, 8 plus 6, 14, 14 plus 8, 22, 22 plus 4 26, 26 plus 8 is 34.

0:28:13 Becca: We're at 75.

0:28:13 Aabria: 75.

0:28:15 Rekha: 75 plus 24 is 99.

0:28:15 Sephie: 99 points of damage. [players screaming]

0:28:20 Aabria: Yo!

0:28:21 Becca: And another thing.

0:28:24 Rekha: And another thing!

0:28:24 Aabria: Amazing!

0:28:27 Katja: And another thing, you know what? I would have given you 100 points, but you're not perfect in any way. And another thing, I fucking love my horse.

0:28:40 Brennan: All of you hear Katja, venom dripping from her voice barrel down, flying. [mimics ax impacting] Your mom gets her greatsword up, clang, clang. The first two attacks, boom, each time your greataxe pushes past. [mimics impact landing] On that second attack you reach out. [die taps table] I just rolled a 3, I swear to God. I'll take a fucking photo of it. It's a critical three.

0:29:04 Aabria: Believe you.

0:29:05 Brennan: The crystal palimpsest [crystal cracking] shatters in her hand. [players cheering] And it's literally, it's all, she holds it to protect it and you come around the other side literally using the Fly spell to create your own leverage in midair. [Isabella laughing] 'Cause you can just like, boom, literally shrapnel from the crystal scars into her face, blinds her in one eye, bam, she is knocked. The fans are out. [players screaming]

0:29:33 Aabria: Let's go! [Isabella laughing]

0:29:35 Brennan: That's the attack that sends her to the fucking ground. And you go and as she's trying to get to her knee, you come up, hit her with the flat of your axe to get her up on her feet again.

0:29:49 Aabria: Oh God! [impact resounds]

0:29:52 Brennan: To get her with 99 points of damage, the bad news first. 99 points of damage leaves her with 8 hit points. Which means that when she fails her saving throw against your pushing attack...

0:30:10 Rekha: She's... [tense music]

0:30:17 Brennan: So let me ask you, Katja, do you send her over the edge or no?

0:30:23 Rekha: She sent me over the edge first.

0:30:26 Brennan: Boom. [players screaming]

0:30:30 Brennan: Go ahead, if you'd be so kind, and roll me 10d6 falling damage.

0:30:36 Players: Oh my God, holy shit!

0:30:36 Penny: She was never there! You take that, bitch!

0:30:41 Katja: And another thing, I feel bad you never rode a fucking horse! [group laughing]

0:30:46 Ostentatia: And you'll never get to!

0:30:50 Katja: I know!

0:30:51 Penny: Maybe then you'd have a soul!

0:30:51 Izzy: Watch her roll six 1s and she has 2 hit points.

0:30:54 Rekha: Okay, 10d6?

0:30:55 Brennan: 10d6, yes, absolutely.

0:30:58 Sephie: Oh my God.

0:30:58 Izzy: Oh, 10.

0:30:59 Rekha: 7, 8, 9, 14. [Isabella laughing]

0:31:01 Aabria: She can get there with negative numbers. [laughs]

0:31:03 Rekha: 17, 18, 19, 20-

0:31:06 Izzy: Watch her roll four negative ones.

0:31:08 Rekha: What is this a 6, a shield?

0:31:09 Becca: Yeah.

0:31:09 Aabria: Yeah.

0:31:10 Rekha: 31.

0:31:11 Brennan: So you have dealt 130 points of damage in a single turn.

0:31:16 Aabria: Oh my God!

0:31:18 Izzy: Your gestating vehicle.

0:31:22 Brennan: And your mom is completely rocked, unprepared. Looks sloppy and bad at fighting as you, bang, boom, boom, just body, boom. Finally you have to, with your own weapon, knock her back up on her feet again 'cause she can't even stand up fast enough in order for you to get the blow that sends her. And with a final sundering her mask breaks. [gasps] To go back in space over the edge as she leaves the ground and sails out of sight, hits the floor three levels below. Boom, with a sickening crack, your mother lies dead and defeated on the ground beneath you.

0:32:11 Katja: I'm more of a horse woman than you ever were. [group laughing]

0:32:15 Antiope: What does that mean?

0:32:18 Katja: I don't know, I'm workshopping it!

0:32:20 Antiope: No, that's really good.

0:32:20 Penny: That was... [Rekha screams]

0:32:25 Antiope: Path of the horse girl!

0:32:26 Katja: Cinnamon, I met Mom, she sucked!

0:32:27 Penny: Path of the horse girl!

0:32:30 Izzy: When we were all going, "kill your mother," I did not know it was going to happen in one turn.

0:32:38 Becca: 130 points of damage is a record, including geese.

0:32:43 Aabria: That's psychotic.

0:32:43 Erika: Yeah.

0:32:45 Rekha: I shoot a text to my dad.

0:32:45 Brennan: Yeah.

0:32:47 Izzy: Killed Mom.

0:32:47 Becca: Saw Mom.

0:32:48 Aabria: Buck 30, baby.

0:32:49 Izzy: Killed mom, hbu?

0:32:50 Brennan: That was truly an epic turn from Katja Cleaver. [growls]

0:32:53 Aabria: That was amazing.

0:32:56 Becca: God, I don't want to go next.

0:32:57 Izzy: I feel crazy.

0:32:57 Sephie: Right, right.

0:33:00 Katja: Jana Cleaver, more like Jana Cleaved.

0:33:02 Izzy: Like I cry and I laugh.

0:33:03 Rekha: I just keep trying to come up with a one-liner.

0:33:05 Izzy: She just stands at the edge.

0:33:08 Erika: Workshopping.

0:33:08 Ostentatia: You don't have to talk!

0:33:10 Katja: No, it's just, I've been imagining this for so long. She's so mean.

0:33:13 Antiope: She's got a lot of adrenaline. You gotta let her have this, you're good!

0:33:17 Brennan: I cannot believe this. It's another legendary action from the Jester.

0:33:21 Sephie: Ew.

0:33:21 Brennan: Who has an incredible bonus to spell attack and just straight up misses Ostentatia. Just that 21 armor class just [mimics wind whooshing] bing!

0:33:30 Izzy: And Ostentatia's just watching Katja and doesn't even notice.

0:33:32 Aabria: Yeah, oh my God.

0:33:34 Rekha: Did you just?

0:33:35 Becca: A jewel on your necklace just blings, bling bings.

0:33:38 All: Bling bing!

0:33:39 Brennan: Yeah, bling bing.

0:33:40 Katja: The decision was amore.

0:33:44 Ostentatia: Hey, and that's amore.

0:33:47 Brennan: And hey gang, check it out, that's amore.

0:33:49 Sephie: Oh my God.

0:33:49 Brennan: Incredible.

0:33:51 Becca: That’s a-mare-ey?

0:33:53 Izzy: Oh my God.

0:33:53 Brennan: Okay, it's now the guests and staff and then it's gonna be bloppelgangers. [laughs]

0:33:59 Izzy: Did I, I didn't miss a turn, right? No.

0:34:01 Becca: You did something-

0:34:02 Izzy: 'Cause that was Katja's second turn?

0:34:05 Becca: Yes.

0:34:06 Rekha: That was my second turn total in this battle.

0:34:07 Brennan: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ostentatia, I think the last thing you did, you did Wall of Fire and then the Jester went.

0:34:11 Izzy: I don't even know where I am. Everybody forget about me.

0:34:12 Brennan: No, you're good.

0:34:14 Izzy: Forget me, forget me.

0:34:16 Aabria: How could we ever forget you?

0:34:17 Izzy: Do it.

0:34:17 Brennan: So TaleSpire-

0:34:19 Izzy: I don't know, but figure it out.

0:34:20 Brennan: That's gonna be guests and staff. Lysander's hiding in a suit of armor.

0:34:23 Becca: Oh, keep him safe.

0:34:25 Brennan: Michel is just gonna run right over here and just hide in the corner.

0:34:30 Izzy: Should I animate that suit of armor?

0:34:30 Rekha: 100%.

0:34:34 Becca: He would feel really cool.

0:34:35 Rekha: You should animate something. There's big-ass statues all over the place here.

0:34:37 Izzy: I know, I know-

0:34:37 Brennan: Sean is going to attack one of the bloppelgangers, he hits.

0:34:43 Aabria: Wait, Sean, one of the guards?

0:34:45 Brennan: Sean's one of the guards.

0:34:46 Aabria: Oh, our teenage guard that no one wants.

0:34:48 Izzy: Sean.

0:34:48 Sephie: I don't know, he's cute.

0:34:50 Brennan: Sean does 8 points of damage to the bloppelganger right in front of him.

0:34:55 Aabria: That's like, nothing amount of damage. Please do not bang Sean.

0:35:00 Izzy: Sean's a major hell no.

0:35:00 Aabria: Yeah. [players laughing]

0:35:04 Brennan: Incredible.

0:35:04 Aabria: He like, Jell-O jiggled. Rekha and Aabria do a jello jiggle dance!

0:35:07 Brennan: You see that the Lady Coeliabranca looks at swan Sam Nightingale [Sephie honks] and says,

0:35:12 Coeliabranca: I am so sorry to, this is such an honor in important way. Can I get on your giant swan back?

0:35:18 Izzy: In front of Katja?

0:35:18 Sam: Honk!

0:35:24 Sephie: Affirmative.

0:35:24 Brennan: You honk in the affirmative and Lady Coeliabranca just like, in a hoop skirt is climbing on a giant swan just bloomers up in the air like,

0:35:35 Coeliabranca: This is so bad! This party is ruined!

0:35:39 Brennan: And jumps on there. [players laughing] You see that Michel the Dragonborn is like,

0:35:43 Michel: Lady Coeliabranca, if you have time, please fly the swan this way!

0:35:47 Brennan: And that is the guests' turn. Now it's gonna be bloppelgangers. ♪ Bloppelganger ♪

0:35:55 Brennan: These bloppelgangers are going to, they cannot engulf giant swan Sam Nightingale.

0:36:03 Sephie: That's right, too big for you to swallow.

0:36:05 Brennan: Too big to swallow.

0:36:05 Rekha: Too big to fail.

0:36:10 Brennan: TaleSpire crew, we can start moving bloppelgangers that are farther away so the ones that are not directly engaged right now.

0:36:17 Izzy: I feel crazy.

0:36:19 Brennan: Okay, we're gonna make some saves for Zelda real quick as three of them go for her. [tense instrumental music] [dice tapping table] That's a successful save, so is that. So is that, Zelda saves three times.

0:36:38 Aabria: Let's go!

0:36:38 Sephie: Crushing it.

0:36:41 Brennan: Dodges out of the way all of those times and is actually going to end up over here as a result along with Penny, getting a little bit closer. These ones over here are going to just take swipes at Sam. Sam, your armor class right now is 13.

0:37:03 Sephie: That is unchanged.

0:37:03 Brennan: That is unchanged. Okay, that's going to be, Sam, that is gonna be a hit for, and you have resistance to acid damage, right?

0:37:12 Sephie: Yes, do all of my stats still apply now that I'm a large swan?

0:37:16 Brennan: No, Polymorph, I believe, gives you fresh hit points, right?

0:37:19 Erika: Yeah, and then when it drops to zero, then you go back to-

0:37:22 Sephie: Okay, cool, so how many hit-

0:37:22 Becca: Whoa.

0:37:23 Brennan: So you will not have resistance now because you're in this altered form, right?

0:37:27 Sephie: Also, does being a large swan versus a normal swan? I need stats.

0:37:30 Brennan: Yeah, we're gonna just say, Erika, do you have some stats for? We're gonna say that you have giant eagle stats.

0:37:39 Sephie: Okay, cool.

0:37:40 Brennan: You have giant eagle.

0:37:41 Sephie: Giant eagle.

0:37:41 Rekha: So much cuter.

0:37:43 Brennan: So much cuter. Your giant eagle form takes 11 acid damage.

0:37:49 Sephie: Okay.

0:37:49 Brennan: From the first attack.

0:37:51 Erika: There is no actual giant swan.

0:37:53 Sephie: Giant eagle.

0:37:53 Brennan: Giant eagle. You can do giant eagle stats.

0:37:55 Erika: Okay.

0:37:58 Brennan: Amazing.

0:37:58 Erika: Okay, giant eagle's, do you want to? [hands a stat card to Sephie]

0:38:02 Brennan: There you go.

0:38:05 Sephie: Thank you.

0:38:05 Brennan: And how many HP does giant eagle have?

0:38:06 Erika: 26.

0:38:06 Sephie: 26.

0:38:07 Brennan: 26, okay, so 11 and then another 11 so you take 22 damage in your giant eagle form.

0:38:15 Sephie: Cool.

0:38:15 Brennan: Are still in that form, but have gummed up the walkway so they cannot get through. Katja, a bunch are gonna come for you.

0:38:24 Sam: Honk, honk, motherfucker, honk honk.

0:38:28 Katja: Yeah, honk, honk, that's hilarious.

0:38:31 Rekha: That's what Katja says.

0:38:32 Sephie: I was like, “What, are you mocking me?”

0:38:36 Brennan: Katja, a bunch rush you but none are really close enough to try to engulf you, but they just stage themselves for opportunity attacks should you move away from them. And then a bunch are gonna come after Katja again. Although let me ask a question here. All those ones that were coming after Katja had to go through the Wall of Fire so Ostentatia, I'm gonna need you to roll double damage for a Wall of Fire again.

0:39:09 Aabria: Let's go.

0:39:12 Izzy: Oh, great.

0:39:13 Brennan: I'm gonna need you to roll double damage for a wall.

0:39:14 Izzy: Is there anything there?

0:39:16 Brennan: Yeah, 'cause there were, you moved away from all the bloppelgangers that came after you. They all have to go through, and you've maintained concentration on it so they all have to pass through the wall to get after you so we'll go ahead and roll 10d8 fire damage.

0:39:36 Becca: I wanna try and do something.

0:39:41 Izzy: Not great, seven, six, 13.

0:39:43 Aabria: Oh God, I don't have anything. I gotta hit him once or I quit.

0:39:49 Izzy: 31.

0:39:49 Brennan: 31, amazing.

0:39:52 Aabria: She just imagines a dragon, killing it with the fire in the back of her head.

0:39:54 Brennan: Let's see if we can hit any nat 20s. We do not, 31 damage to every bloppelganger that went through the Wall of Fire. [players cheering & applauding]

0:40:05 Izzy: Thank you, thank you.

0:40:06 Aabria: How many bloppelgangers, I just want that full number.

0:40:08 Rekha: They're ones that are coming after me?

0:40:10 Aabria: How many of them?

0:40:10 Brennan: Six of them went through the fire, but that means there's a bunch. So TaleSpire crew, let me know how many of those are gonna drop, if any of those are gonna drop down to zero as well.

0:40:20 Rekha: Are these the ones that came after me?

0:40:23 Brennan: Sorry, what's that?

0:40:23 Becca: No, they're-

0:40:24 Rekha: These are the different ones, okay.

0:40:25 Becca: They're over by Ostentatia.

0:40:25 Rekha: The other ones, great.

0:40:28 Aabria: Once again, that was 186 points of damage dealt by her just now.

0:40:31 Rekha: Hell yeah.

0:40:31 Brennan: Incredible.

0:40:31 Becca: 186?

0:40:34 Izzy: Me?

0:40:34 Aabria: Yeah, 31 times six bad boys.

0:40:36 Becca: Oh, total, yeah, yeah.

0:40:36 Aabria: Yeah, let's give that.

0:40:39 Becca: Hell yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:40:42 Aabria: That's on tape, that's insane.

0:40:45 Becca: Beware.

0:40:45 Brennan: That was Katja, okay.

0:40:46 Rekha: Who dis old lady? Oh, that's the one that's on the swan.

0:40:49 Izzy: [like Rekha] Who dis old lady?

0:40:52 Brennan: None are threatening. Danielle moved to a level with no bloppelgangers on it so there are none threatening her. Oh, five of the bloppelgangers that come after you through the wall incinerate on contact with the wall. ?: Hell yeah.

0:41:05 Izzy: Hell yeah.

0:41:06 Aabria: Let's go. [Rekha claps]

0:41:09 Brennan: But they're still-

0:41:09 Sephie: Ostentatia cleaning house over here.

0:41:10 Aabria: It's wild.

0:41:14 Brennan: Incredible, okay. [hums]

0:41:18 Rekha: Do the nobles get away?

0:41:20 Aabria: Oh yeah, do nobles care about us?

0:41:21 Brennan: Yes, the nobles all get away. They all go,

0:41:23 Nobles: [yelps] hot!

0:41:24 Brennan: And begin to sprint away from there. And we're gonna down to Antiope and see how things are going with you before we come back to Ostentatia.

0:41:31 Aabria: Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, tight, tight. Well, those ones already moved. You're double moving them.

0:41:36 Brennan: Oh, they did? Sorry, okay, then I will, so no. So Antiope, they are just zeroing in on you. They do not get to you. You are safe from them, incredible, [hums] amazing. In that case none of those get to go so we're just gonna resolve. So Ostentatia is the only one that we have to resolve still. Ostentatia.

0:42:03 Izzy: Hm.

0:42:05 Brennan: I'm going to need some dexterity saving throws from you. Go ahead and give me three dexterity saving throws.

0:42:15 Aabria: You got this.

0:42:15 Rekha: Come on.

0:42:21 Izzy: Five, 16, and 13.

0:42:21 Brennan: Okay. One of them is going to engulf you again. [mimics acid closing in] Encircles you, attacks. It's gonna be 6d6 acid damage. Ostentatia, you take 12, 22, you take 26 points of acid damage.

0:42:52 Rekha: Oof. [energy powering down]

0:42:54 Izzy: Okay.

0:42:55 Brennan: How's Ostentatia looking right now?

0:42:57 Izzy: I have 10 hit points. [players gasp] ?: Oof. [Persephone groans]

0:43:03 Izzy: And I have to bring...

0:43:09 Brennan: On the other side, hold on one second.

0:43:13 Izzy: Is this still on me?

0:43:16 Brennan: No, this is now, Zelda tosses Penny as a final bloppelganger closes in on her and engulfs Zelda.

0:43:31 Becca: Zelly.

0:43:31 Izzy: No, no.

0:43:34 Becca: Friendship!

0:43:36 Brennan: Zelda is going to take 10, 21, 24 points of acid damage to Zelda. That is the bloppelgangers' turn. Antiope, we return to your turn. Kevin flies at you with the little ski mask and spray paint and goes [mimics spray paint hissing]

0:43:57 Kevin: You can fly now! Just think of, like fucking, think of thoughts that bring the system down!

0:44:05 Antiope: Let's go! [group laughing]

0:44:09 Brennan: And you feel a revolutionary power lift you up off of your feet. You can fly, you can fly, you can fly.

0:44:15 Aabria: Sweet, I would like to go straight up then 'cause I can see Yelle with, yeah, okay. So I want to try to be on the other side and just distract. Jester's so stressful, so can I go, yeah, straight up and then kind of over the landing 'cause [pointing to the camera] I'm not an idiot and I'm not gonna fall 60 feet straight down if something bad happens.

0:44:33 Brennan: Yes.

0:44:33 Aabria: So throw me out over that ledge a little bit and then I can catch Jester at the top. Can I just say,

0:44:37 Antiope: Charity?

0:44:37 Aabria: And see if Jester reacts?

0:44:45 Brennan: You say "Charity," and you do not, you see the Jester turns a little bit.

0:44:55 Sephie: Of course.

0:44:57 Rekha: Then say, hey bitch, and see if they respond.

0:45:01 Becca: I quit the internship!

0:45:01 Aabria: Yeah.

0:45:04 Brennan: Do you follow that up with anything? Do you say Charity or anything else or just say the name.

0:45:07 Aabria: Oh, just the name and once the mask turns a little bit to me I am aiming dead center in the mask. [Rekha screams]

0:45:13 Brennan: Incredible. ?: Yeah!

0:45:15 Brennan: Go ahead. Go ahead and roll!

0:45:19 Sephie: I want to preemptively thwart. [holding her fan at the ready]

0:45:20 Aabria: Oh, shit, [blocks her view of her die] and I didn't say Sharpshooter. I meant Sharpshooter, I'm sorry please.

0:45:24 Brennan: Sharpshooter, okay.

0:45:25 Aabria: Cool, thank you, just the one.

0:45:26 Brennan: Sharpshooter, just add damage. Yes, yes, yes, very good.

0:45:27 Aabria: All right. [dramatic instrumental music] Dirty 20 to hit.

0:45:31 Brennan: Dirty okay, dirty 20 to hit. We gotta roll last Mirror Image. Can we get the Box of Doom out here?

0:45:38 Aabria: Fucking, another one!

0:45:38 Rekha: God!

0:45:41 Sephie: At least you have so many attacks.

0:45:43 Aabria: I don't, I burned my Action Surge.

0:45:45 Sephie: Oh.

0:45:45 Brennan: There you go.

0:45:47 Becca: It was worth it.

0:45:47 Aabria: Yep.

0:45:48 Sephie: Probably worth it.

0:45:49 Aabria: That was just-

0:45:51 Becca: [doing arcane finger-wiggling rituals] Roll a two, roll a two, roll a two.

0:45:51 Katja: Imagine Dragons. [players laughing] Whoa, wait, that's a cool idea.

0:45:56 Antiope: [laughs] Write that down, that's an amazing band.

0:45:57 Katja: Wait, everyone write that down!

0:45:58 Sephie: [Sam voice] That was like, really good—  I'm sorry. [honks]

0:46:00 Rekha: What'd you roll, what'd you roll?

0:46:03 Brennan: Okay, dirty, dirty 20 you said is your roll? [snaps fingers] Shield. [mimics energy shield deflecting] You do hit the guy again, but he throws the shield up and you miss.

0:46:11 Aabria: Every time, every time, every time. All right, last one. [sighs in exasperation]

0:46:16 Becca: Just go full power.

0:46:16 Aabria: Yeah, full power. No Sharpshooter, I just need to hit, this is so upsetting. Okay, 23 to hit.

0:46:24 Brennan: 23 to hit. I'm gonna roll mirror image. If it's an 11 or higher it's a duplicate. It's his final duplicate. If it's 10 or lower then you hit the person. [it is an 11] Final duplicate, gone. [Aabria breathes heavily in frustration]

0:46:43 Erika: Kevin takes off?

0:46:45 Brennan: Yes, Kevin takes off. All of the Kevins that are maintaining flight have flown, used their last 10 to 15 feet of movement to get straight up out of bloppelganger range. Any bonus actions from Antiope?

0:47:00 Aabria: Bonus action I'm gonna Second Wind and get back 16 hit points and then just land and go,

0:47:08 Antiope: I'm going to fucking kill you!

0:47:11 Brennan: [laughs] Amazing. You land, you are standing on the dais near Michel Parnassus. Sam, you are no longer engulfed. You are inside a giant, beautiful swan with the Lady Coeliabranca riding on you.

0:47:26 Sephie: Honk honk. Okay.

0:47:28 Rekha: I love...

0:47:30 Brennan: Sam, it is your turn.

0:47:30 Sephie: Okey dokey. Can I have someone move my swan to the bridge where everyone with the Jester is?

0:47:42 Brennan: What is the speed? What is your giant eagle speed?

0:47:45 Sephie: 80 feet flying.

0:47:45 Brennan: Amazing, so 80 feet gets you from here, oh, you can go fucking anywhere you want. You can go anywhere you want.

0:47:56 Sephie: Cool.

0:47:57 Brennan: Do you want to plop right in the middle of that Dais?

0:48:03 Sephie: I want to plop right next to Ostentatia.

0:48:06 Brennan: You, beautiful swan, takes off. Lady Coeliabranca goes,

0:48:10 Coeliabranca: [laughs joyfully] We are flying! This is a very stressful night, but this is quite nice!

0:48:18 Sephie: I want to come to the ground and then I want Kevin to drop the spell.

0:48:22 Brennan: [snaps fingers] Sam Nightingale returns.

0:48:25 Sam: Ah!

0:48:26 Brennan: And we can go ahead and get rid of the Dunston. I think at this point Dunston is done. Sam Nightingale, and the Lady Coeliabranca are both on that far dais. You have an action left, or action and bonus action.

0:48:38 Sephie: I have an action and bonus action. First, for my action, I'm going to point at the Jester and I have been swallowed by a goddamn booger, I've been turned into a fucking bird. There's someone here trying to kill my friends who killed the object or the thing, the person that we're trying to rescue, and I am just filled with pure, seething hatred. And I pull deep, deep into that. And instead of water coming out of her hands, this bolt of dark blue energy that has this aura of death comes out right at the Jester, two of them from both hands. I cast Eldritch Blast.

0:49:26 Brennan: Amazing, Eldritch Blast. Go ahead and roll your, you have two attack rolls. Roll them both.

0:49:34 Sephie: Okay. Don't worry, I haven't forgot about you.

0:49:38 Aabria: If it weren't for this stupid mirror images.

0:49:39 Rekha: I know, [whispering to Aabria] our friendship is that you're perfect.

0:49:42 Sephie: Okay, the first one is a… 23 to hit?

0:49:47 Brennan: 23 to hit, absolutely hits.

0:49:51 Sephie: Okay, and then the second one is a 19 to hit.

0:49:53 Aabria: Oh cool, it's so easy to hit this guy, awesome.

0:49:55 Sephie: 19 to hit.

0:49:55 Aabria: Love that, love this.

0:49:57 Brennan: What's that?

0:49:57 Sephie: 19 to hit.

0:49:58 Brennan: 19 misses.

0:49:58 Sephie: Okay, so one Eldritch Blast.

0:50:02 Brennan: One Eldritch Blast, go ahead and roll damage.

0:50:05 Sephie: Okay, I also, can I aim to knock the mask off?

0:50:09 Rekha: Yes!

0:50:09 Sephie: It's a force attack.

0:50:11 Brennan: Yeah, you can aim to knock the mask off. I'm gonna say you have to hit max damage on the die and that'll knock the mask off.

0:50:17 Sephie: Okay, that's kind of you.

0:50:17 Brennan: Yeah.

0:50:20 Sephie: Okay, yeah.

0:50:21 Brennan: We'll leave it up to the dice.

0:50:22 Sephie: 9.

0:50:23 Brennan: Oh, brutal.

0:50:25 Rekha: Fuck, no!

0:50:25 Brennan: However, however, however, for the very first time [snaps fingers] that Jester takes nine points of damage. The final mirror image is gone. You are hitting, there is no more illusion left to protect this Jester. Look at that creepy asshole. [the Jester in Talespire dances around] And I believe Eldritch Blast is force damage, right?

0:50:50 Sephie: Yes.

0:50:50 Brennan: So no resistances to this whatsoever, this is going to be our first, no, I'm not gonna do Box of Doom because there's a very high likelihood that, 'cause this is only a DC 10 concentration check however, you are forcing the Jester to make a concentration check on the spell.

0:51:08 Sephie: Oh, come on.

0:51:10 Brennan: Animating all of the bloppelgangers.

0:51:12 Becca: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

0:51:13 Sephie: Let's go.

0:51:16 Brennan: The Jester saves. [grunts] But you see a flicker of that powerful spell animating all of these powerful enemies, bonus action.

0:51:25 Sephie: Bonus action Quicken Spell, Thunder Step. I want to reach into the blob, grab Ostentatia's hand, and then fucking bolt out of there. I also want to use another point for Transmutation Spell? Transmuted Spell and change it to fire.

0:51:39 Becca: Hell yeah.

0:51:42 Aabria: Let's go!

0:51:42 Brennan: We are going to fully allow two uses of Metamagic in this moment. We're homebrewing it.

0:51:47 Sephie: Well, it doesn't say that I can't, does it?

0:51:49 Brennan: Metamagic normally only allows one, but this is rad and you were trapped in a booger so we're gonna roll with it.

0:51:56 Sephie: Yeah, I was trapped in a fucking booger!

0:51:57 Aabria: That sometimes happens.

0:51:57 Brennan: Incredible! What a way to get Ostentatia out of there! So you watch pure entropy, like a screaming, whistling bolt of pure death hits the Jester in the chest. And completely effortlessly Sam calls on extremely powerful magic as a bonus action. You reach into the ooze. You grab Ostentatia, and I believe Thunder Step-

0:52:30 Sam: Come on girl, you're coming with me.

0:52:31 Ostentatia: Get in loser, we’re going shopping.

0:52:33 Brennan: Also is going to deal a bunch of, you're gonna Transmute this. If you have the sorcery points for it.

0:52:39 Sephie: I do.

0:52:39 Brennan: Hell yeah. Go ahead and roll fire damage. What's the radius on Thunder Step?

0:52:43 Sephie: 10 feet.

0:52:43 Brennan: Oh my God, hell yes.

0:52:50 Sephie: Okay, that's 3d10 con save or they take half.

0:52:53 Brennan: Mm-hmm, I'm gonna say the Lady Coeliabranca sees the writing on the wall and goes,

0:52:55 Coeliabranca: Oh shit!

0:52:57 Brennan: And dives out of the way.

0:52:57 Aabria: Yeah, hoop skirt!

0:53:02 Brennan: Gets the fuck out of there.

0:53:03 Rekha: She rolls on their hoop skirt just out of there.

0:53:06 Coeliabranca: [running] I am getting another job!

0:53:10 Brennan: Incredible. [players laughing] Izzy mimics the Lady Coeliabranca rolling sideways in a hoop skirt.

0:53:13 Brennan: And you can absolutely go ahead and roll double damage here so roll double damage dice.

0:53:16 Sephie: Okay, oh, so six?

0:53:18 Brennan: Yes.

0:53:18 Sephie: Okay. I'll just have to roll these twice.

0:53:20 Brennan: Cool, cool.

0:53:21 Sephie: Okay, that's 23 damage.

0:53:21 Brennan: 23 damage. Incredible, hold on one second. We're gonna roll, these are constitution saving throws.

0:53:31 Sephie: Mm-hmm.

0:53:31 Brennan: Hold on one second. Let's see how these blopples do.

0:53:36 Becca: Come on. [dramatic instrumental music]

0:53:42 Brennan: All of the bloppelgangers fail. They each take 23 points of damage. TaleSpire crew, you let me know how those bloppelgangers are looking.

0:53:53 Becca: Feels dead.

0:53:53 Sephie: They feel dead emotionally.

0:53:55 Aabria: They feel dead.

0:53:55 Becca: They're burnt.

0:53:57 Sephie: Oh, and I get to take us up to 90 feet away so I want to get as close to Danielle and Tectonya as possible on the first floor.

0:54:07 Brennan: Boom, in an explosion of fire, Sam and Ostentatia vanish and reappear right next to Danielle Barkstock on the lower level. [player gasping]

0:54:18 Aabria: Let's go!

0:54:20 Brennan: Incredible move, Sam. [players cheering]

0:54:23 Becca: Nailed it, crushed.

0:54:24 Brennan: Nailed it.

0:54:24 Izzy: My girl!

0:54:27 Brennan: [cheers] And all of you have the power of flight right now. We have pixies holding concentration. We have a potion for Danielle, and we have winged boots for Sam. So you're all down on the lower level, astounding. Astounding, astounding, what a fucking turn.

0:54:46 Sephie: Thank you for letting me use two in those.

0:54:49 Brennan: I fucking love it. No, a move that cool, and you know what? You're spending the sorcery points for it. Penny Luckstone, that is your turn.

0:54:57 Becca: Who, me? I've been here the whole time. [players laughing]

0:55:01 Becca: Sneaking around. Okay, here's what Penny would like to do. She is going to fly. My speed is 60 feet flying?

0:55:10 Brennan: Uh-huh.

0:55:13 Becca: Oh gosh, so that's 12 tiles.

0:55:13 Brennan: Mm-hmm.

0:55:16 Becca: Okay, so I want to just go over the whole dais from one bridge to the other and find a place on the balustrade where there is an object that I can hide behind with my Cunning Action right behind the Jester. [Rekha shouts]

0:55:31 Brennan: Hell yeah.

0:55:33 Aabria: Yes.

0:55:33 Erika: Yeah.

0:55:34 Brennan: Go ahead and give me a stealth check.

0:55:37 Becca: [very excited laugh] Oh, okay, [clears throat] yes.

0:55:46 Aabria: Wait, isn't that...

0:55:48 Becca: Eight plus 14 is 22?

0:55:48 Izzy: Becca found it.

0:55:50 Brennan: 22-

0:55:50 Becca: Hold on, hold on, is that right, yes.

0:55:53 Brennan: 8 plus 14 is 22. that is your bonus. You used your bonus action to hide. You used your movement, you have your action left.

0:56:03 Becca: I will use the fact that I am hiding to Magical Ambush [Brennan gasps] this freaking Jester and cast Hold Person.

0:56:09 Aabria: Let's go!

0:56:12 Becca: They have disadvantage on the Wisdom saving throw and then they will be paralyzed for the duration which requires my concentration.

0:56:21 Brennan: Oh my God.

0:56:21 Aabria: Let's go!

0:56:24 Sephie: Yes, let's do it. ♪ That's Jester flop, Jester flop ♪

0:56:27 Brennan: Not only has this Jester already used their reaction to cast Shield meaning that they cannot Counterspell this, also you have to see the person that's casting a spell to Counterspell and you are hiding at this moment.

0:56:46 Penny: Society of Shadows, eat your heart out!

0:56:48 Katja: The what, the what, what did you...

0:56:50 Sam: What did you say?

0:56:50 Penny: I said, uh, uh, turning off my friendship bracelet.

0:56:56 Antiope: You can't turn it off, friendship's forever.

0:56:57 Katja: Yeah, sorry.

0:56:57 Brennan: Incredible.

0:57:01 Rekha: You keep talking about it. [laughs]

0:57:05 Brennan: Incredible, incredible. I'm gonna need Box of Doom again.

0:57:08 Erika: Let's go.

0:57:08 Brennan: Hold Person, right?

0:57:11 Becca: Hold Person, wisdom saving throw with disadvantage.

0:57:14 Rekga: Incredible.

0:57:14 Aabria: You got this.

0:57:16 Brennan: Wisdom saving throw, disadvantage.

0:57:18 Izzy: I'm fucking wiped, man. : This is all I can do. [Isabella signs]

0:57:22 Aabria: It's gonna be enough.

0:57:22 Sephie: I hope-

0:57:24 Becca: It took several combats but I figured out, we'll see.

0:57:29 Aabria: It's gonna work.

0:57:30 Sephie: It's gonna work.

0:57:31 Aabria: Box of Doom, do not.

0:57:32 Becca: Box of Doom, disadvantage.

0:57:32 Aabria: Just be good.

0:57:35 Becca: Nat one, nat one.

0:57:35 Brennan: And now, I'm not gonna lie.

0:57:37 Becca: Nat one, nat one, nat one.

0:57:39 Brennan: This Jester has a +8 Wisdom, your DC is 15. That means on a seven or higher they successfully save against this Hold Person spell.

0:57:49 Becca: [wiggling her fingers] Disadvantage though.

0:57:49 Brennan: Disadvantage. One of these two needs to be a six or lower.

0:57:54 Becca: Can y'all do this for this? Nat 1, nat 1. Everyone obliges by stretching their hands out toward the Box and wiggling their fingers.

0:58:04 Brennan: The lower of the two dice is exactly a 7 which is a success.

0:58:07 Aabria: Oh.

0:58:09 Becca: No!

0:58:11 Brennan: Incredible, incredible move. The Jester whips around.

0:58:16 Becca: [pained] Oh, it woulda been so cool...

0:58:18 Brennan: To see Penny there.

0:58:18 Becca: You don't see me!

0:58:22 Brennan: You have revealed yourself. Actually, have you revealed yourself?

0:58:26 Penny: The Society of Shadows!

0:58:26 Izzy: She was hiding.

0:58:28 All: The what? [group laughing]

0:58:32 Brennan: I'm gonna say-

0:58:32 Becca: You see a flaming [mispronounces] brazier.

0:58:38 Rekha: Brassiere?

0:58:38 Becca: A brazier!

0:58:39 Aabria: Is your bra on fire?

0:58:39 Sephie: A bra?

0:58:41 Izzy: Brazier?

0:58:41 Rekha: You would know!

0:58:42 Aabria: Is this a brappleganger?

0:58:42 Becca: It's a real word!

0:58:44 Brennan: I'm gonna say that the Jester, I'm gonna allow the Jester to make, oh, it's a Sleight of Hand. Go ahead and make a Sleight of Hand check for me. [Becca hyperventilating]

0:58:59 Becca: Should I burn a luck?

0:58:59 Sephie: Yes!

0:59:01 Aabria: Yeah!

0:59:01 Izzy: Yes!

0:59:03 Rekha: 100%.

0:59:03 Aabria: Are you kidding me?

0:59:04 Brennan: You're gonna get hit with a Fire Bolt legendary action.

0:59:05 Aabria: Are you kidding me?

0:59:07 Brennan: 21.

0:59:07 Sephie: Oh, thank God.

0:59:09 Brennan: 21, the Jester whips around knowing that somebody somewhere just cast a Hold Person on them and they cannot see where or how that happened.

0:59:18 Sam: How's that feel, how's that taste, huh? [Jester laughs creepily]

0:59:23 Antiope: Ew, what?

0:59:23 Katja: You're not funny!

0:59:24 Aabria: What, did you really do that?

0:59:26 Katja: Hey, you're not fucking funny!

0:59:27 Ostentatia: Yeah, dumb-ass.

0:59:27 Antiope: Gross!

0:59:27 Penny: You piece of shit!

0:59:30 Katja: Being funny isn't just doing pranks. You actually have thoughts and like, takes. [group laughing]

0:59:39 Danielle: Hey, and from that workshop you ran I learned you gotta punch up.

0:59:41 Katja: Yep, punching up works. You can't punch down. I'm so glad you took my workshop.

0:59:48 Danielle: Well, it's just really changed the-

0:59:50 Becca: Katja's giving comedy workshops.

0:59:51 Erika: It's changed the way that I listen, you know?

0:59:54 Becca: [like Katja] Hello, call me Miss Cleaver.

0:59:59 Izzy: [like Katja] Call me Miss Cinnamon.

1:00:01 Rekha: Call me Miss Cinnamon 'cause I...

1:00:02 Aabria: Cinnamon was teaching it!

1:00:04 Brennan: Antiope.

1:00:04 Aabria: Yeah.

1:00:05 Brennan: The Jester sees you.

1:00:07 Rekha: The student has become the horse.

1:00:08 Aabria: All right, let's go.

1:00:10 Brennan: Hits you with a Fire Bolt.

1:00:12 Aabria: Who did?

1:00:12 Brennan: The Jester.

1:00:14 Aabria: Just getting absolutely shit wrecked by a cantrip. It's fine, this is fine, I'm fine.

1:00:17 Brennan: 16, 21, 29 points of damage to Antiope.

1:00:20 Rekha: Oh my God.

1:00:21 Sephie: Please tell me Antiope's still up.

1:00:22 Aabria: I'm still up.

1:00:23 Becca: We gotta protect our dying friends.

1:00:25 Aabria: [to Rekha] Can I use your eraser?

1:00:25 Rekha: Fuck dis.

1:00:28 Aabria: I'm sorry, thank you.

1:00:29 Izzy: I wonder what her death saves are gonna be. Bad.

1:00:32 Brennan: I am going to need...

1:00:35 Izzy: [to Rekha] Do you want her to die forever?

1:00:36 Brennan: Um, hold on...

1:00:36 Sephie: Who?

1:00:38 Rekha: I've never thought about it.

1:00:38 Erika: The Polymorph Kevin, can Polymorph Kevin have moved away?

1:00:44 Brennan: Can Polymorph Kevin move away?

1:00:46 Erika: Yeah.

1:00:46 Brennan: Oh, yeah. Polymorph Kevin moves away, no worries. So here's the problem.

1:00:50 Izzy: Problem...

1:00:52 Brennan: Speaking of magical ambush. [players groaning]

1:00:55 Becca: Disadvantage.

1:00:56 Izzy: I'm so tired, Brennan. [group laughing]

1:00:59 Becca: What do you know about it?

1:01:00 Izzy: I just feel crazy.

1:01:00 Sephie: What is it?

1:01:03 Aabria: Do it.

1:01:05 Becca: If you are hidden when you cast a spell, has disadvantage on saving throws. [ominous instrumental music] What else is there to know? You're rolling a lot of dice!

1:01:17 Rekha: Stop it, hey, stop it!

1:01:21 Aabria: This is so mean!

1:01:22 Becca: Are you rolling all the dice just to fuck with us?

1:01:24 Rekha: [very cheerful] Hey, whatever you're doing, stop it right now!

1:01:27 Aabria: My whole body hurts, like, [sighs] my migraine moved into my soul.

1:01:32 Izzy: You have a migraine, do you need medicine?

1:01:33 Aabria: I'm fine, I'm fine.

1:01:33 Izzy: I have spray.

1:01:35 Brennan: Antiope.

1:01:35 Aabria: Yeah.

1:01:36 Brennan: You land on the dais. You see Penny do this magical ambush.

1:01:43 Aabria: Yeah...

1:01:44 Brennan: And speaking of magical ambush, you hear-

1:01:47 Becca: Uh-oh. We're looking straight at saddleshoes.

1:01:51 Brennan: And you hear,

1:01:51 Charity: I'm sorry, did you say my name?

1:01:54 Brennan: And feel a knife plunge into your back.

1:01:56 Becca: [gasps] No! [knife slices]

1:01:59 Brennan: For 30 points of damage.

1:01:59 Aabria: I'm down. [players screaming]

1:02:02 Becca: Oh no!

1:02:02 Rekha: Bitch!

1:02:04 Brennan: Putting a hand around your throat to bring you to the ground is Charity Blythe who you can now see right there.

1:02:10 Becca: What the fuck, no!

1:02:13 Brennan: Coming out of invisibility.

1:02:15 Izzy: Where's Antiope?

1:02:17 Brennan: Antiope's on the main dais.

1:02:20 Izzy: When did the Jester, how did the Jester?

1:02:21 Aabria: The Jester's not Charity!

1:02:21 Erika: Not Charity.

1:02:23 Becca: It's not the Jester.

1:02:23 Aabria: I'm staring at the Jester. I got stabbed by Charity behind me.

1:02:25 Sephie: Preston’s the jester.

1:02:27 Aabria: Hold on, is there anything I can do, because I do have Alert, I can't be surprised. Brennan stares at her, eyes wide.

1:02:29 Rekha: Fuck.

1:02:32 Sephie: Oh yeah, that's right.

1:02:33 Aabria: I can't be surprised by something I can't see. [players laugh mockingly, especially Izzy]

1:02:36 Izzy: Oh my God! [players screaming and cheering and flapping fans]

1:02:47 Rekha: Hey, hey, hey, you know who can be surprised? Bwennan. [laughs]

1:02:50 Sephie: Brennan.

1:02:53 Brennan: Okay.

1:02:53 Izzy: Nasty little man.

1:02:55 Rekha: You nasty little man!

1:02:56 Brennan: Public defender Aabria Iyengar advocating on her own behalf. Let's bring the Box of Doom out. I did roll that attack with advantage from hiding which invalidates both rolls.

1:03:08 Aabria: Yep.

1:03:11 Brennan: So we are gonna need to go back in and do this again.

1:03:14 Aabria: Box of Doom, I swear to God, I know you!

1:03:17 Rekha: I know where you fucking live!

1:03:17 Aabria: I fucking know you so much!

1:03:18 Rekha: Do not fuck with her.

1:03:19 Becca: [about Charity] She does not look good in that light. Do we see this?

1:03:21 Rekha: I know where you fucking live and I don't love you!

1:03:23 Aabria: We've been through some shit together.

1:03:23 Becca: Can we punch up here?

1:03:24 Brennan: The damage total is gonna remain the same. The damage total is gonna remain the same.

1:03:26 Aabria: Yeah.

1:03:27 Brennan: Antiope, you have an armor class of 18.

1:03:31 Rekha: 100% gone.

1:03:34 Brennan: We're about to roll this.

1:03:37 Aabria: My God, you guys.

1:03:39 Brennan: I'm gonna let the audience at home know what Charity-

1:03:41 Erika: Oh my God.

1:03:42 Aabria: I'm so stressed. Rekha and Becca are fanning Aabria.

1:03:42 Rekha: Hey, the audience at home can eat my ass! [players laughing]

1:03:48 Izzy: You're all eating an ass tonight!

1:03:50 Brennan: Here's what Charity adds to the roll [he holds up a post-it reading “10”] so we know that Antiope's armor class is 18. [Aabria moaning]

1:03:58 Izzy: You're evil, bitch. Brennan rolls a 17 in the Box of Doom.

1:04:10 Brennan: Your newfound alertness lets you know at the very last moment.

1:04:14 Becca: Yes!

1:04:17 Brennan: That it is too late to move.

1:04:17 Becca: No! [players screaming]

1:04:20 Becca: Oh, I see what you did

1:04:23 Brennan: 17 on the reroll on the die.

1:04:23 Aabria: Yep.

1:04:29 Brennan: However…

1:04:30 Rekha: What the fuck is she holding?

1:04:32 Becca: Everyone's down.

1:04:33 Brennan: However, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

1:04:34 Izzy: Call the Joneses.

1:04:34 Brennan: Sorry, I do have to reroll damage, keep the Box of Doom going, 'cause she's not gonna add sneak attack because she doesn't roll with advantage.

1:04:44 Becca: That's right.

1:04:44 Aabria: Yeah.

1:04:46 Brennan: So this-

1:04:46 Becca: [deeply offended] Is she a rogue?

1:04:48 Rekha: What is she holding, a Gumby?

1:04:50 Izzy: You're gonna take the knife out, still standing.

1:04:52 Sephie: Wait, she's a rogue, and she Counterspelled me? Do they get Counterspell?

1:04:54 Izzy: You're gonna turn it around and you're gonna put it in her freaking...

1:04:57 Aabria: I'm gonna do it.

1:05:00 Izzy: You’re gonna put it in her ass.

1:05:00 Sephie: Probably multiclassed.

1:05:01 Brennan: Incredible.

1:05:02 Aabria: Brennan, if you don't make 29 points of damage to me, I'm going to fucking kill her.

1:05:05 Rekha: What is she holding, a knife?

1:05:08 Sephie: We don't know yet.

1:05:09 Brennan: We don't know yet.

1:05:09 Rekha: That's a knife?

1:05:11 Aabria: You're so unimpressed. You're like look at my savage axe, what the fuck is that?

1:05:15 Becca: You call that a weapon?

1:05:15 Aabria: Is that nail clippers?

1:05:17 Rekha: It looks like Gumby.

1:05:17 Aabria: Are you coming for my cuticle?

1:05:18 Sephie: I don’t like her or her tasteful footwear.

1:05:18 Becca: Wait, wait.

1:05:18 Erika: Sorry.

1:05:20 Becca: This is important, Doom!

1:05:20 Aabria: I'm nervous!

1:05:23 Brennan: This is going to be...

1:05:26 Izzy: I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm! [group laughing]

1:05:31 Becca: Breathe, everybody. [exhales softly]

1:05:33 Brennan: This plus 5.

1:05:33 Becca: [doing the arcane finger-wiggling ritual] Curses. Brennan rolls two 8s in the Box of Doom.

1:05:37 Brennan: Okay, 21 points of damage to Antiope.

1:05:40 Aabria: Still up. [players gasping]

1:05:41 Rekha: Yes!

1:05:41 Brennan: Are you for real?

1:05:42 Aabria: Yep.

1:05:42 Rekha: Yes!

1:05:43 Brennan: Oh my God.

1:05:43 Becca: Queen.

1:05:46 Sephie: Okay.

1:05:46 Rekha: Look at this dumb bitch.

1:05:48 Becca: I think these must be luck fingers.

1:05:51 Brennan: I am going to need, very quickly, incredible that you are still up. Give me a Perception check if you'd be so kind.

1:05:58 Izzy: For what? To see what kind of knife it is?

1:06:01 Rekha: To see like where her outfit's from.

1:06:02 Sephie: Jester’s Preston.

1:06:03 Aabria: 25.

1:06:03 Brennan: Okay, incredible.

1:06:04 Sephie: Jester might be Preston.

1:06:04 Rekha: The Jester might be Preston!

1:06:06 Aabria: No!

1:06:06 Rekha: The Preston might be Jester!

1:06:08 Izzy: Jester might be Preston, bright dark red, go!

1:06:12 Brennan: Okay, all right, moving right along that's Charity.

1:06:17 Izzy: ♪ Moving right along ♪ [various yelling]

1:06:17 Aabria: [high-pitched] Wait, wait, what was that perception check?

1:06:19 Becca: 25 perception.

1:06:19 Aabria: 25?

1:06:20 Becca: What does she perceive?

1:06:22 Brennan: You don't see anything.

1:06:23 Rekha: Is it a mirror image, is it not her? I don't understand this world.

1:06:30 Brennan: You don't see anything.

1:06:30 Rekha: Is she a dooplerganger?

1:06:32 Izzy: Dooplerganger?

1:06:32 Becca: Dooplerganger?

1:06:34 Erika: It's a tripleganger.

1:06:34 Becca: Is she a tropleganger?

1:06:37 Rekha: Tropleganger.

1:06:37 Brennan: What is your HP right now?

1:06:39 Aabria: Eight.

1:06:39 Brennan: Eight, oh my God! I cannot, Alert did just save your life.

1:06:45 Aabria: Yeah!

1:06:45 Brennan: Alert, that ability absolutely just saved your life to prevent that sneak attack damage.

1:06:49 Becca: Uh-huh.

1:06:49 Aabria: Oh God.

1:06:50 Brennan: Whew!

1:06:50 Aabria: [to Rekha, who is fanning her] Oh, thank you!

1:06:53 Becca: Well done.

1:06:53 Aabria: I'm done, I did it.

1:06:54 Rekha: You're a genius, you're perfect, you're perfect, you're perfect, you're perfect.

1:06:57 Brennan: You're perfect, you're perfect, you're perfect, you're perfect.

1:06:58 Aabria: I remember both worlds!

1:06:58 Becca: Oh God!

1:07:02 Brennan: That, we're moving down the line. Okay, Ostentatia, that's you.

1:07:08 Izzy: [holds her hands out] Revivify! [players cheering]

1:07:11 Brennan: Ooh baby, hell yes, here we go.

1:07:14 Becca: Oh, 'cause Sam carried you. You’re there.

1:07:17 Izzy: We plantstrorted.

1:07:20 Brennan: You take a gem in your hand.

1:07:23 Becca: Look at those friends hanging out.

1:07:24 Rekha: Yeah, they look like they're having fun.

1:07:26 Becca: Yeah!

1:07:27 Brennan: You take your gem from your hand. Ostentatia, what does it look like as you reach, Revivify is not, the soul has not yet left the mortal plane, but you are still bringing someone back from the dead. What does it look like as you do this?

1:07:42 Izzy: I'm sort of like, as a Cleric of the Forge, like, restoring the damage to this piece.

1:07:56 Brennan: I love it, and this metallic woman, this copper woman. You reach out, her body begins to glow.

1:08:02 Aabria: Oh my God.

1:08:03 Becca: I just want to remember her outfit.

1:08:05 Brennan: With a brazen red light, a beautiful— [fans flap open]

1:08:08 Aabria: Let's go.

1:08:11 Brennan: And as you see Ostentatia crushing the gem in her hands, the palms of Ostentatia's hands are brighter than the surface of the Sun.

1:08:22 Erika: [gasps] My God!

1:08:23 Becca: And her outfit slaps!

1:08:23 Aabria: Yeah!

1:08:24 Katja: You are glowing!

1:08:24 Ostentatia: [coyly] Stop!

1:08:28 Katja: You are glowing!

1:08:28 Ostentatia: Stop.

1:08:30 Brennan: Incredible, as this happens-

1:08:30 Sephie: So beautiful.

1:08:33 Brennan: Ostentatia, you hear this powerful ringing chorus of voices and hear a voice from beyond. A voice you have never heard before. [Becca cheers]

1:08:50 Aabria: Shut up!

1:08:53 Brennan: Say,

1:08:53 Voice: [extreme New York Italian accent] There are no things in this world that are so broken that they cannot be mended.

1:09:02 Ostentatia: Papa Gino?

1:09:04 Brennan: Hooah, and Tectonya. [gasps] : Oh my God.

1:09:10 Brennan: Comes back to life with a single hit point, looks up and says, [gasps] goes...

1:09:16 Ostentatia: Hey, bitch. [players laughing]

1:09:18 Tectonya: Hello, bitch.

1:09:21 Ostentatia: Can I get my GED? [group laughing]

1:09:25 Izzy: And may I-

1:09:25 Becca: Get my...

1:09:27 Izzy: No, nevermind, I can't bonus action with a spell.

1:09:30 Brennan: Incredible.

1:09:31 Sephie: No, you're great.

1:09:32 Brennan: Ostentatia, you have brought Tectonya back from the dead. [players cheering]

1:09:36 Brennan: Amazing, amazing.

1:09:40 Rekha: Izzy, was that your Dwarf God talking?

1:09:42 Ostentatia: I think it was Logran.

1:09:44 Penny: Logran spoke to you.

1:09:44 Ostentatia: Or Al Pacino.

1:09:47 Katja: Oh my God, I hope it was Al Pacino!

1:09:51 Becca: So can we be on our-

1:09:51 Erika: So completely Izzy.

1:09:53 Becca: That's so cool!

1:09:53 Ostentatia: Ozzy!

1:09:55 Brennan: That is now going to be, Ostentatia, any bonus actions from you or all good?

1:10:00 Izzy: I wish I could do Mass Healing Word.

1:10:03 Brennan: But you've cast a, pretty fucking dope spell, gotta say.

1:10:07 Izzy: Are there any enemies nearby?

1:10:09 Brennan: No, you guys got to safety basically to get Tectonya back.

1:10:11 Izzy: Okay.

1:10:14 Rekha: [chuckles] Okay.

1:10:15 Izzy: Can we like, fly even further away or something?

1:10:18 Brennan: Yeah, if you want to.

1:10:18 Izzy: Wait, where's Jester?

1:10:19 Becca: You can fly on back and heal us--

1:10:21 Brennan: Jester's on the level above you.

1:10:22 Izzy: Okay, can I see him?

1:10:26 Brennan: No, not from where you are. You could fly out to see him.

1:10:28 Izzy: Yeah, could I go somewhere where I can see him?

1:10:30 Brennan: Yes, you can.

1:10:30 Izzy: Okay, cool.

1:10:33 Brennan: So you're gonna fly out and up to get, you fly 60 feet out and up to get eyes on Jester.

1:10:40 Becca: We should kill Charity, too.

1:10:40 Izzy: Oh yeah.

1:10:42 Rekha: For sure.

1:10:42 Brennan: Amazing.

1:10:45 Penny: She should die like your mom.

1:10:47 Katja: My mom's dead...

1:10:49 Antiope: Oh God.

1:10:50 Penny: Oh sorry, was I not supposed to say that?

1:10:52 Izzy: Can I see Charity, too?

1:10:53 Brennan: Hm?

1:10:53 Izzy: Can I see Charity, too?

1:10:56 Brennan: You can see Charity. You can see Charity and Jester both.

1:10:59 Aabria: She might trip on my blood at this point.

1:11:01 Izzy: Okay, cool.

1:11:03 Aabria: It's just a Slip 'N Slide.

1:11:03 Becca: Right, roll for dex.

1:11:06 Brennan: Incredible.

1:11:07 Rekha: Roll for dex, trip on my blood.

1:11:08 Izzy: Guys, I don't have to go that high, I don't want to get hurt.

1:11:14 Sephie: Yeah, you're not looking good.

1:11:15 Rekha: Yeah, you're very low.

1:11:16 Izzy: Oh no, I'm not doing well.

1:11:17 Rekha: I feel like you should, yeah, take care of yourself 'cause we need a cleric.

1:11:19 Becca: Yeah, you have 10 HP.

1:11:21 Izzy: I can't freaking do more than one spell in a turn.

1:11:24 Becca: What?

1:11:24 Izzy: The only cantrip I have is Spare the Dying.

1:11:27 Rekha: Oh.

1:11:29 Becca: Where you have to be at zero.

1:11:29 Izzy: Yeah.

1:11:31 Rekha: Punch yourself.

1:11:31 Aabria: Hey, I just want, as you think about Spare the Dying I just like, wave. I'm having a very bad day.

1:11:37 Izzy: Oh, I can see you.

1:11:40 Aabria: Cool, thanks.

1:11:41 Brennan: The Jester Dimension Doors on its turn to the lower level facing Sam, Danielle, and Tectonya.

1:11:45 Izzy: Oh, it's an it now.

1:11:47 Sephie: No!

1:11:47 Sephie: That's like, Counterspell.

1:11:49 Izzy: I go back, I go back!

1:11:50 Sephie: Can I, can you Counterspell Dimension Door?

1:11:51 Rekha: Disgusting.

1:11:53 Brennan: Yeah, if you can see it.

1:11:53 Sephie: I did see it happen.

1:11:57 Brennan: You see it ending, you don't see it being cast, so sorry.

1:12:00 Rekha: He looks like shit.

1:12:00 Becca: Dang it.

1:12:02 Brennan: That's the Jester's turn, however, immediately after the Jester-

1:12:04 Becca: Hold on. [Rekha gasps]

1:12:07 Becca: How close am I, and is that attack of opportunity? I was right behind the Jester on the balustrade but like...

1:12:15 Brennan: Do you feel like you were within five feet? Oh, but it wouldn't, it's not movement, it's a spell so it wouldn't trigger any-

1:12:20 Becca: Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

1:12:23 Brennan: However, Tectonya, one of the benefits of having fully died is she's no longer incapacitated. So Tectonya-

1:12:31 Izzy: I want to see what this bitch can do.

1:12:32 Sephie: Yeah, me too, yeah.

1:12:33 Aabria: Why were they so worried about you, my guy?

1:12:35 Izzy: My guy. [chuckles]

1:12:35 Becca: My guy.

1:12:37 Sephie: I hope she can heal herself.

1:12:38 Aabria: She's out here looking a Dora fucking Milaje. Yibambe, do something! [players laughing; someone calls “Yibambe!”]

1:12:43 Brennan: Tectonya looks at the Jester appearing and goes,

1:12:51 Tectonya: Oh, no, no, quite enough of you.

1:12:53 Brennan: And holds up her hands and boom, you see-

1:12:57 Izzy: Oh.

1:12:57 Brennan: -space fold in around the Jester as she creates a 10-foot radius hemisphere of force around him. Jester's gonna pop off with a Counterspell and Tectonya is gonna go to counter his Counterspell. [Becca laughing]

1:13:14 Izzy: Oh my, this is like...

1:13:17 Becca: Some shit is popping off.

1:13:20 Izzy: Maybe this is hot.

1:13:21 Brennan: Okay, first we're gonna roll for Tectonya's Counterspell.

1:13:26 Sephie: If Tectonya fails, I throw up a Counterspell.

1:13:29 Brennan: Okay, amazing.

1:13:29 Aabria: Chain of Counterspell.

1:13:32 Brennan: Let's see if Tectonya fails first. Okay, on a 10 or higher, Tectonya's gonna successfully dispel this Counterspell. [dramatic instrumental music]

1:13:41 Brennan: That's a natural one on Tectonya's-

1:13:42 Sephie: I am going to do this!

1:13:42 Brennan: Okay, okay.

1:13:45 Aabria: Whoa!

1:13:45 Brennan: 10 or higher on the d20.

1:13:50 Sephie: 15!

1:13:50 Brennan: Yeah!

1:13:51 All: Yeah! [players clapping]

1:13:53 Sam: Eat it, Jester, suck it!

1:13:55 Brennan: So you see Tectonya's focusing on some big magic, sees the Jester going for a Counterspell. She counters, her counter doesn't fail. Your counter comes, bam! And a wave of water smashes the magic out of Jester's hands and he is trapped in a wall of force, a sphere of force.

1:14:11 Aabria: Yes! [players gasp in relief]

1:14:14 Penny: Katja, go wail on her.

1:14:15 Brennan: Tectonya goes,

1:14:17 Tectonya: [sighs] Thank you darling, that was lovely.

1:14:18 Sam: No, thank you, thank you.

1:14:20 Brennan: And that is the Jester's turn. Oh sorry, that's Tectonya's turn. Danielle, that's you.

1:14:27 Erika: Danielle flies up to behind Charity. [intense instrumental music]

1:14:37 Brennan: Let me know if you got the movement to do that.

1:14:40 Erika: 60?

1:14:40 Brennan: 60. So I don't know if you can get directly behind in 60.

1:14:45 Erika: Well, not directly behind, but 30. I want to go 30 to behind her and...

1:14:52 Becca: That's tricky.

1:14:53 Aabria: ♪ It's tricky, tricky, tricky. ♪

1:14:55 Becca: Do you go above or below?

1:14:56 Erika: What is happening with the blobs, with the?

1:15:00 Brennan: Blobs are still going and attacking. You know that the Jester has concentration on those.

1:15:04 Sephie: Wait, does he need to make a concentration check after being in that sphere or has the attack damage not happened yet?

1:15:09 Brennan: He hasn't taken damage. He's trapped in that sphere right now, but the bloppelgangers are still going. Charity is still up there. What would you like to do, Danielle?

1:15:21 Erika: Well, first of all, the Polymorph Kevin that no longer has Polymorph, I would like that Kevin to use Phantasmal Force.

1:15:36 Brennan: On Charity?

1:15:36 Erika: Charity, no, no, no, no! It's going to use... [tense instrumental music]

1:15:46 Erika: It's going to use Polymorph on Antiope.

1:15:51 Aabria: Yo.

1:15:51 Sephie: Yo.

1:15:53 Brennan: Oh my God.

1:15:53 Becca: Yeah, get hit points. Get those hit points!

1:15:55 Brennan: Oh wait, how many times can this pixie cast Polymorph?

1:15:59 Erika: Oh, shoot, only once per day.

1:15:59 Brennan: Only once per day.

1:15:59 Becca: No, get another pixie!

1:16:03 Aabria: My Kevin hasn't cast Polymorph.

1:16:04 Erika: Okay, I'm going to have-

1:16:05 Rekha: Wait, has her Kevin cast Polymorph?

1:16:06 Aabria: My Kevin hasn't cast Polymorph.

1:16:08 Erika: That's true.

1:16:08 Becca: And you're landed.

1:16:10 Brennan: It's a 60-foot range on Polymorph so there's a Kevin in the air who could throw a Polymorph for sure.

1:16:13 Rekha: That's fine, there's a Kevin in the air. There's always a Kevin in the air.

1:16:15 Aabria: There's always a Kevin.

1:16:15 Rekha: Kevin can wait.

1:16:17 Izzy: There's a Kevin in the air.

1:16:18 Becca: Kevin will save us.

1:16:18 Erika: Because I know that they have to maintain concentration for someone's Fly.

1:16:20 Brennan: So someone's gonna have to lose Fly.

1:16:23 Aabria: I don't want Fly anymore.

1:16:23 Rekha: So yeah.

1:16:25 Brennan: So you lose Fly, Antiope loses Fly and her Kevin comes up and casts Polymorph.

1:16:31 Kevin: Oh, got your back.

1:16:31 Rekha: [gasps] Does this mean you get to turn into an animal?

1:16:34 Antiope: Thanks, this is pretty shitty. Wild.

1:16:34 Becca: Yes, the biggest HP!

1:16:37 Rekha: Oh my God, if she turns into a… [gasps] You gotta, you gotta.

1:16:39 Izzy: This is bird.

1:16:40 Erika: Brennan, now, you can house rule that I can't do this or we can nerf the stats… But I want that Kevin to Polymorph her into a dragon. [Becca gasps] [players clapping]

1:16:54 Brennan: Cool, you got it.

1:16:54 Aabria: Vibes.

1:16:56 Izzy: She's her own favored enemy.

1:16:56 Becca: This is aversion therapy. This is aversion therapy.

1:16:59 Rekha: Aversion therapy.

1:16:59 Becca: It's good for you.

1:17:00 Aabria: I turn the bow on myself!

1:17:00 Katja: Same thing happened to me with needles, I had to turn myself into a needle.

1:17:06 Kevin: Oh, I remember it, yeah. Danielle told me about it. You know what would be funny? [players laughing]

1:17:12 Brennan: And Antiope is replaced by a massive, scaly dragon.

1:17:18 Katja: Horse!

1:17:19 Becca: [laughs] No!

1:17:19 Aabria: I just dragon smile and look down at Charity. [group cheering] ?: Dragon smile.

1:17:24 Erika: And then Danielle reaches out and casts Blight.

1:17:30 Brennan: Incredible, casts Blight, amazing.

1:17:34 Erika: It's a Constitution saving.

1:17:34 Rekha: I'm going to scream. ?: [whispered] What does that do?

1:17:37 Brennan: That is a failure. Roll damage. [players cheering]

1:17:42 Rekha: Look at that dragon, look at that dragon!

1:17:43 Aabria: Oh my God!

1:17:43 Sephie: Oh my God.

1:17:46 Rekha: Hot, hot, ouchie, ouchie.

1:17:46 Aabria: I'm super cute.

1:17:48 Sephie: It's hot dragon time.

1:17:49 Erika: Three more d8s.

1:17:51 Aabria: I would make a Dragonborn with me.

1:17:53 Becca: Oh gosh.

1:17:53 Erika: [taking a die] Thank you.

1:17:54 Aabria: Actually very horrifying.

1:17:58 Sephie: Um, did you mean a half dragon. [snorts]

1:17:59 Aabria: I feel very cute.

1:17:59 Sephie: Sorry.

1:18:01 Erika: 44.

1:18:01 Brennan: 44 points of damage.

1:18:05 Aabria: Yo.

1:18:05 Brennan: Charity looks injured just, [gasps] right away as that happens—

1:18:10 Ostentatia: Bitch, what are you doing here?

1:18:12 Aabria: You don't even go here.

1:18:15 Katja: Don't you have a job or something?

1:18:17 Sam: Shouldn't you be at your desk?

1:18:19 Danielle: You should definitely start moisturizing.

1:18:22 Aabria: Yeah!

1:18:22 Rekha: Oh my God.

1:18:24 Brennan: A gaunt looking, very severe woman is even further dried out by this spell and she goes,

1:18:29 Charity: Ugh, my regimen.

1:18:33 Katja: Danielle, you can't talk about white women's skin!

1:18:36 Aabria: I like that. [players laughing]

1:18:37 Aabria: Can I just say retinol in Draconic? [group laughing]

1:18:45 Izzy: [growling] Hyaluronic acid, bitch! [players laughing]

1:18:49 Rekha: She's like, “I wash my face with Irish Spring every morning!”

1:18:55 Sephie: [like a crone] It keeps me young! [players laughing]

1:18:59 Brennan: Incredible.

1:19:00 Izzy: I got three words for you, S-P-F.

1:19:04 All: Ooh!

1:19:07 Sephie: [laughs] The dragon's booing.

1:19:08 Brennan: Amazing. [Aabria laughs]

1:19:09 Brennan: You see that the Jester does some kind of area of effect thing that looks scary but it doesn't reach Sa, 30 ft away.

1:19:15 Izzy: Does it hit him?

1:19:15 Brennan: So it's just like [shouts] this weird radiating shadow. It's like, he's trapped in a bubble.

1:19:22 Sam: Oh, you can't reach me? So sad.

1:19:24 Becca: Come on, let me out, please.

1:19:25 Aabria: Meow.

1:19:25 Rekha: Are you the Jester or are you a mime, you're not a fucking thing in there.

1:19:29 Brennan: Zelda busts the fuck out of the bloppelganger that she is trapped in.

1:19:34 Aabria: Let's go.

1:19:37 Brennan: Badda boom, badda bam. And she is going to... [heroic instrumental music]

1:19:45 Brennan: Zelda is going to move towards Charity. She's gonna move towards Charity. She is going to bonus action. Oh no, she took damage so she's still in rage. She's gonna bonus action dash and then yeah, she'll close with Charity and she is going to, yeah, so Zelda's gonna bust out and close with Charity and she's gonna action surge and attack four times.

1:20:17 Aabria: Yeah!

1:20:17 Becca: Oh!

1:20:19 Aabria: Let's go.

1:20:21 Becca: Leave one hit point for the dragon.

1:20:22 Aabria: Oh my God, thanks. [laughs] I need this.

1:20:26 Sephie: She can chew on the corpse. [mimics gnawing]

1:20:27 Aabria: It's been a day.

1:20:29 Becca: You never wanted me to intern.

1:20:32 Brennan: Zelda deals 18 points of damage to Charity, chopping and chopping. Katja, that's gonna be your turn.

1:20:41 Rekha: Okay.

1:20:42 Becca: Uh-oh, Charity's fucked.

1:20:42 Rekha: I know. I'm like, should I go over to Charity and beat the shit out of her? The Jester's in a bubble.

1:20:47 Becca: He's kinda far from you.

1:20:50 Rekha: Yeah, I'll go over to Charity and also try to beat her.

1:20:54 Aabria: Yeah, wail on her, let's go.

1:20:56 Rekha: Yeah, so I'm gonna fly over to Charity and attack her.

1:20:58 Aabria: She's so rude.

1:20:59 Brennan: Hell yeah, go ahead and give me two attack rolls.

1:21:01 Aabria: She was a very understanding boss, for what it's worth.

1:21:05 Rekha: But listen, I'm telling you, any boss would accept diarrhea as an answer. It's not just her, Antiope.

1:21:09 Aabria: I mean, it was like for a week.

1:21:10 Izzy: I think she stopped being an understanding boss when she stabbed you.

1:21:13 Rekha: Okay, one of these was a nat one.

1:21:14 Aabria: Oh no!

1:21:14 Brennan: Okay, copy that.

1:21:16 Rekha: The other one is a dirty 20.

1:21:19 Becca: Wait.

1:21:19 Rekha: Yes?

1:21:20 Becca: How far are you, are you within 30 feet of me?

1:21:23 Rekha: Am I? I don't know.

1:21:25 Becca: I don't think I've used my reaction.

1:21:27 Rekha: Okay, I don't know if I'm within 30 feet.

1:21:29 Brennan: Let's see here.

1:21:29 Becca: Maybe not. Well, are you moving?

1:21:31 Brennan: I think maybe you are. Let me just double check here, if you're here...

1:21:36 Becca: Yeah, I'm pretty close to Charity.

1:21:37 Brennan: Yeah, you can use that if you want. You want to use your Bountiful Luck?

1:21:40 Becca: Bountiful Luck.

1:21:41 Brennan: Roll your attack again, Katja.

1:21:43 Katja: Thank you so much!

1:21:43 Penny: I believe in you! Good job killing your mom!

1:21:45 Katja: Thank you so— I did what? [players laughing]

1:21:51 Rekha: This is cocked, okay. Okay, 21.

1:21:54 Brennan: 21, amazing. So you rolled a dirty 20 and a 21?

1:21:59 Rekha: Yeah.

1:21:59 Brennan: Charity casts Shield and you miss twice.

1:22:02 Aabria: I turn and I'm like,

1:22:06 Antiope: They do that. [players laughing]

1:22:09 Brennan: Casts Shield.

1:22:10 Izzy: How do you get, how do you fuck up Shield?

1:22:10 Katja: You have the most beautiful voice I've ever seen. [players laughing]

1:22:11 Izzy: Why is Shield allowed?

1:22:13 Aabria: I just break into tears.

1:22:15 Brennan: You see that legendary action...

1:22:20 Izzy: Does Shield only work for spells? Oh, no, you hit her.

1:22:22 Aabria: Yeah, it just boosts your AC up.

1:22:23 Brennan: And do I get a bonus action, can I Second Wind?

1:22:27 Izzy: So it's their AC? After the fact?

1:22:27 Brennan: Yes, you want to Second Wind? Have you already Second Winded? No, you haven't.

1:22:29 Rekha: No, I have not.

1:22:30 Brennan: Yeah, go for it.

1:22:30 Aabria: [explaining to Izzy] And it happens on the triggering attack...

1:22:31 Rekha: Okay 1d10 plus nine. That's a d10, eight plus nine is 17.

1:22:36 Izzy: How do you get past it?

1:22:36 Aabria: Hit harder.

1:22:36 Izzy: Okay.

1:22:40 Sephie: That's only gonna last a round though.

1:22:41 Becca: 79 is too low. [laughs]

1:22:43 Rekha: Listen, I'm trying to be a tank for y'all.

1:22:46 Izzy: Is it a cantrip or a spell?

1:22:47 Sephie: It's a spell, it's first level.

1:22:48 Aabria: Is it till their first? I think Shield stays up until they're-

1:22:51 Sephie: It stays for the round till your next turn.

1:22:53 Aabria: Yeah.

1:22:53 Sephie: At the end of your round.

1:22:55 Brennan: Oh, okay.

1:22:56 Sephie: I know this because I have it but I keep forgetting to cast it.

1:22:58 Aabria: Yeah.

1:22:59 Brennan: Okay, what is your current armor class, Antiope?

1:23:03 Aabria: I don't know, what are my stats? What kind of dragon am I?

1:23:06 Erika: It's up to you.

1:23:07 Brennan: I think we're doing beast stats, right?

1:23:09 Aabria: An ancient red dragon.

1:23:09 Erika: You're in beast.

1:23:12 Brennan: Let's just go ahead and do T. Rex. T. rex is +2 to the height of them, right?

1:23:15 Erika: 'Cause that's the height, yeah.

1:23:17 Izzy: Can I have some?

1:23:18 Rekha: Can I help the editors out? Yeah, you could totally have some of my hit points if I could do that, I would give it to you.

1:23:23 Brennan: So let me know if you have T. rex there.

1:23:24 Erika: I do.

1:23:24 Brennan: Tyrannosaurus...

1:23:28 Aabria: I got it, I got it.

1:23:29 Becca: You have pictures on the back?

1:23:30 Aabria: It's low as shit, 13.

1:23:31 Brennan: 13, okay. Those are all gonna hit. There we go.

1:23:37 Antiope: Oh my God. I'm a monster slayer being actively slain as a dragon. You guys, I gotta go to therapy.

1:23:45 Penny: This is your therapy!

1:23:45 Katja: I've been telling you!

1:23:46 Antiope: This isn't doing the-

1:23:46 Ostentatia: This is awful. This is trauma.

1:23:48 Katja: I'm telling you! No, don't listen to Ostentatia, this is helpful. : This is bad.

1:23:51 Sam: I think that would be very good for you.

1:23:52 Katja: And you should find another, you should find a fighter therapist.

1:23:56 Brennan: You take 43 points of acid damage from those bloppelgangers. There are none near our other friends, I think.

1:24:05 Sephie: Wait, we're not good.

1:24:06 Becca: But your dragon takes the hit, yeah, okay.

1:24:09 Aabria: Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

1:24:09 Brennan: Yeah, the dragon takes it.

1:24:10 Becca: That's nice.

1:24:10 Aabria: Sorry, say the number one more time, how many?

1:24:11 Brennan: 43?

1:24:13 Aabria: 43, cool.

1:24:13 Brennan: 43. Okay, the rest are going after-

1:24:20 Becca: Is that just a party guest, the guy with the horns?

1:24:23 Izzy: The eagle horn man.

1:24:23 Brennan: Which eagle horn man?

1:24:26 Izzy: Right behind Katja.

1:24:26 Becca: Behind Zelda.

1:24:26 Rekha: Oh, isn't that Michel?

1:24:29 Brennan: Yes, that's Michel Parnassus.

1:24:31 Becca: Thank you.

1:24:31 Brennan: Okay.

1:24:33 Rekha: Hey, kinda cool bird feet.

1:24:34 Erika: Now, that's what he looks like?

1:24:36 Rekha: Okay.

1:24:36 Erika: [wiggling their eyebrows] Okay.

1:24:38 Rekha: Wait, can he fly, is he a bird?

1:24:39 Izzy: Is he still charmed by me? [chuckles]

1:24:41 Sephie: He's a dragonborn.

1:24:42 Rekha: Yeah, can I have a kiss before I die?

1:24:45 Brennan: Amazing. Antiope, we are at the top of the round.

1:24:48 Becca: Oh fuck, I keep forgetting--

1:24:49 Aabria: Holy crap, okay, how's Charity looking?

1:24:52 Brennan: Charity is looking hurt. 44 damage is nothing insignificant, even if you have a lot of health, but she's not looking, I don't know if she looks fully fucked up yet.

1:25:02 Aabria: Okay, I have to ask for a cheeky thing 'cause I have to.

1:25:05 Brennan: Cool.

1:25:06 Aabria: So T. rex's multiattack can't be against the same two things.

1:25:08 Brennan: Mm-hmm.

1:25:10 Aabria: But could I, I just really want to only attack her as a dragon, just her.

1:25:13 Brennan: I can dig that. I can dig that. Well, I think that, The tyrannosaurus makes two, one with its bite and one with its tail.

1:25:21 Aabria: I have a different thing. I don't want to do the tail attack. I would like to attempt a bite and then a grapple.

1:25:26 Brennan: A bite and a grapple. Let's resolve the bite first and see if you hit.

1:25:30 Aabria: Cool, cool, cool. 27 to hit. [fantastical piano music]

1:25:36 Brennan: Oh, that's definitely going to hit!

1:25:41 Aabria: Thank you for making me a very scary boy.

1:25:44 Izzy: You turned into a boy?

1:25:44 Erika: Thanks, man.

1:25:47 Aabria: 31, nope, a seven, 38 points of piercing damage.

1:25:52 Brennan: 38 points.

1:25:53 Aabria: Oh, I don't have to do an extra grapple attack. The bite grapples.

1:25:56 Brennan: The bite automatically grapples.

1:25:57 Aabria: She's medium or smaller, right?

1:25:59 Brennan: Medium, yeah, she's medium.

1:26:00 Aabria: Vibes.

1:26:00 Brennan: Vibes.

1:26:01 Aabria: Then I don't care about the second part 'cause I'm jumping off.

1:26:05 Izzy: With her in your mouth?

1:26:06 Aabria: And I just wanna fucking like, pound her into the ground by jumping off.

1:26:08 Brennan: [gasps] Incredible. [players cheering]

1:26:11 Sephie: That's one way to quit a job.

1:26:12 Aabria: Yup.

1:26:12 Rekha: Two weeks' notice!

1:26:17 Brennan: Yeah, you see that as you are shaking this woman in her pencil skirt she says,

1:26:20 Charity: I'd like to say, our internship program has seen some extremely unprompt, disobedient—

1:26:28 Aabria: As she does that I want to, I have like, articulated hands. I just cover her mouth and then grab off the other side and just give y'all a little wink and dive off. And I just, I'm full wrestler, like suplex her onto the ground.

1:26:42 Izzy: Is the dragon wearing the sneakers?

1:26:44 Aabria: Yes! [players cheering]

1:26:45 Rekha: Yes, yes, yes.

1:26:45 Brennan: Incredible. I'm gonna roll 10d6 falling damage for you both.

1:26:53 Aabria: Yep.

1:26:55 Brennan: That's gonna be 11, 13, 21, 23, 25, 34 points of damage to you both. How's T. rex looking?

1:27:10 Aabria: Fucking fine.

1:27:10 Brennan: The dragon's fucking fine. So dragon and Charity fall to the ground, boom!

1:27:19 Aabria: Cool, are you gonna let me take my tail attack on her while I'm down here?

1:27:23 Rekha: It'd be cute, could be cute.

1:27:23 Aabria: Could be cute, could be cute.

1:27:25 Brennan: It could be very cute but I'm also inclined to not.

1:27:29 Aabria: What if I let her out of the grapple to do it?

1:27:34 Brennan: Do you want to let her out of the grapple?

1:27:35 Aabria: If you could let me hit her with my tail.

1:27:37 Brennan: Yeah, I'll make that trade.

1:27:37 Aabria: Cool, thank you.

1:27:39 Brennan: You got it.

1:27:39 Aabria: Sweet.

1:27:40 Rekha: Okay, see, it's cute.

1:27:40 Aabria: All right, it's cute.

1:27:41 Brennan: So you open your mouth. She stumbles to her feet standing bloodied looking bad. Go ahead and make your tail attack.

1:27:49 Aabria: Sweet. Oh, so bad, 16?

1:27:55 Brennan: Whoom, she dodges to the ground, bam. And as she does so, out of your teeth you go with the tail, she dodges out of the way. She looks terrified, covered in blood. You see she reaches to her ear, is going to use a legendary action.

1:28:21 Aabria: I shouldn't have let her withdraw, I'm sorry.

1:28:23 Brennan: And she goes,

1:28:23 Charity: That's enough, get us out of here!

1:28:27 Brennan: And you see a beam of light connecting the very top of the roof all the way to the floor surrounds her. You see she looks and says,

1:28:41 Charity: [sniffs] I'd always hoped to kill a Jones. [Rekha gasps]

1:28:45 Charity: And maybe my day will come soon.

1:28:47 Brennan: She holds up the Legendarium Extrordia and vanishes.

1:28:51 Becca: Oh, she got it off you.

1:28:52 Aabria: Hold on, how did she get it from me?

1:28:54 Aabria: 'Cause everything I wear gets morphed into my body when I go.

1:28:57 Rekha: Was that fake or is it a copy?

1:29:00 Brennan: With a +12 to her Sleight of Hand check, the 25 perception check was not enough.

1:29:06 Aabria: Oh fuck, that's what it was! [Becca laughing]

1:29:09 Aabria: Okay, okay, okay.

1:29:09 Becca: Yep, stupid.

1:29:12 Brennan: A bonus action Sleight of Hand.

1:29:15 Aabria: I would like to roar and breathe fire. [Brennan roaring]

1:29:18 Aabria: I really...

1:29:22 Brennan: That is the end of Antiope's turn. Charity leaves, flees the battlefield.

1:29:29 Rekha: Oh cool, you coulda just leave in a valet.

1:29:31 Izzy: Is the Jester still here?

1:29:32 Brennan: The Jester is still there. Sam, that's your turn.

1:29:35 Sephie: Okay, so now I'm worried that the Jester is gonna leave.

1:29:39 Becca: Not before we beat the shit out of you. [dramatic instrumental music]

1:29:46 Sephie: Okay, okay, I am just gonna do what I was originally going to do. I'm going to cast Icy Death Frost on this motherfucker.

1:29:55 Brennan: Hell yeah, Tectonya looks at you like, let me know when you want me to drop concentration 'cause her wall will prevent stuff from going through it so she's like, when it's time for us to fuck with this dude, just let me know.

1:30:06 Sephie: Um...

1:30:07 Becca: Go where you want to go, Sam.

1:30:11 Sephie: You know, what? Instead, while it's up I think we can fuck with him a little more. I'm going to cast Silence.

1:30:16 Brennan: [gasps] Incredible. You cast Silence around that area, amazing. Silence goes up around the Jester. That is so fucking cool.

1:30:28 Sephie: And then as a bonus action I am going to say or sing aloud,

1:30:39 Sam: ♪ You my friends ♪

1:30:41 Sephie: And use Mantle of Inspiration as a bonus action. I can use one point of Bardic Inspiration and I can grant five temporary HP to four creatures I can see so that's gonna be Tectonya, obviously.

1:30:53 Brennan: Amazing.

1:30:53 Sephie: Can I see Ostentatia? Did Ostentatia?

1:30:57 Brennan: Yeah, you can see Ostentatia.

1:30:58 Sephie: Okay, Ostentatia, I can definitely see that damn T. Rex.

1:31:02 Brennan: Yeah.

1:31:02 Sephie: Oh, I'm sorry. I can definitely see that damn dragon.

1:31:03 Aabria: I'm a dragon.

1:31:03 Sephie: So that, too and then… I don't think I can see anyone else, can I?

1:31:13 Brennan: No, I think that's it.

1:31:14 Becca: Can you see yourself?

1:31:15 Brennan: You can see Danielle, perhaps.

1:31:16 Erika: Okay.

1:31:16 Sephie: Danielle. Yeah, I can't give it to myself.

1:31:18 Brennan: Cool, amazing, and how much healing is that or?

1:31:21 Sephie: It's five temporary hit points.

1:31:23 Brennan: Amazing, five temporary hit points to all of you, boom.

1:31:24 Aabria: Thank you.

1:31:27 Sephie: And you cast Silence and that actually, there is no saving throw against that so there's just, boom, a sphere of silence that appears around the Jester.

1:31:38 Sephie: Good luck casting verbal spells, bitch.

1:31:42 Rekha: I was like, what would you do with Silence.

1:31:44 Brennan: Penny, that is you.

1:31:46 Rekha: Incredible.

1:31:46 Becca: How is that possible? So I would like to fly to where I have direct line of sight. I don't know if I can do it from the balustrade exactly.

1:31:58 Brennan: Yeah, for sure, very much within range.

1:32:00 Becca: Okay, cool so I would like to first take my Cunning Action to hide as I cast Shatter.

1:32:06 Brennan: [gasps] Very cool, love it.

1:32:12 Becca: And maybe I look down at Tectonya and give her a wave.

1:32:16 Brennan: Yeah, she drops it. Oh, but Silence will fuck with the thunder damage. So you might, in other words...

1:32:22 Becca: Oh, no sound can happen in there. Not like, it wasn't cast.

1:32:25 Brennan: No sound. You can cast it in there but I believe, let me just see.

1:32:30 Becca: I can do something else.

1:32:31 Brennan: Casting spell, oh.

1:32:31 Becca: I could do-

1:32:33 Brennan: No, actually I think, it doesn't say anything about stopping thunder damage. Oh no, inside the sphere is immune to thunder damage. Yeah, sorry.

1:32:41 Becca: Copy that.

1:32:43 Brennan: You can cast something else or you can attack, whichever you prefer.

1:32:47 Becca: [laughs malevolently] But I'm hidden.

1:32:49 Aabria: Terrible.

1:32:49 Brennan: You're hidden so you would roll with advantage and you'd get Sneak Attack.

1:32:51 Becca: [laughs diabolically] I fly down and Tectonya sees me coming, releases this cone of bubble and I'm just gonna—

1:33:01 Izzy: Cone of bubbles.

1:33:03 Becca: Stab the cone of bubble. [laughs]

1:33:06 Brennan: You're attacking from hiding.

1:33:07 Becca: Rapier to the back.

1:33:09 Brennan: Roll with advantage, if you'd be so kind.

1:33:12 Becca: [exhales softly] Okay.

1:33:16 Rekha: That's amore.

1:33:16 Izzy: I was just gonna say that!

1:33:20 Sephie: Oh, that's so good.

1:33:20 Becca: 27!

1:33:20 Brennan: 27?

1:33:23 Becca: To hit.

1:33:23 Brennan: To hit, amazing. That is definitely a hit.

1:33:25 Becca: Okay, thank you, I'll-

1:33:29 Izzy: Thank you.

1:33:29 Becca: Thank you with my rapier.

1:33:31 Rekha: I really appreciate it, thanks for your time.

1:33:34 Becca: My rapier is gonna do a...

1:33:34 Izzy: Thank you!

1:33:38 Becca: 12 piercing [dramatically snaps her head up] but wait! [laughs] [Brennan laughs]

1:33:43 Becca: Sneaky sneak attack of 5d6.

1:33:47 Brennan: Please go for it.

1:33:48 Rekha: Come on.

1:33:48 Becca: This is my moment!

1:33:51 Sephie: All sixes.

1:33:52 Becca: You guys, beat him up and I come in and stab. Okay, so that's five, 10-

1:33:55 Ostentatia: Lycanthrope. Make sure you're watching! What's his name?

1:34:00 Penny: Lysander, he can hear!

1:34:02 Brennan: Lysander, Lycanthrope!

1:34:05 Brennan: He's just in a suit of armor like, "Help!"

1:34:07 Rekha: Lysander, you should really-

1:34:08 Becca: What'd I say, 12?

1:34:08 Brennan: Mm-hmm.

1:34:10 Sephie: “This is so hot!” Yeah.

1:34:10 Rekha: You're with a breadwinner.

1:34:12 Becca: 25 total.

1:34:12 Brennan: 25 total. I'm gonna need the Box of Doom out here real quick.

1:34:18 Aabria: Let's go.

1:34:18 Becca: Oh, but I was coming from hiding. Oh, it's not magical, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:34:21 Sephie: This Jester needs— Brennan rolls a natural 1 in the Box of Doom. He freezes and stares, eyes wide. [players gasping]

1:34:27 Becca: [quietly] Nat 20?

1:34:27 Izzy: Brennan, are you okay?

1:34:28 Becca: We don't, we don't know what happened.

1:34:31 Sephie: Sir...

1:34:31 Becca: Your face could be anything.

1:34:33 Aabria: That's true.

1:34:33 Rekha: Yeah.

1:34:35 Brennan: Penny, you, this Jester had a +10 to the concentration saving throw. [Becca giggling] : Oh yeah?

1:34:41 Brennan: Half of the DCs for concentration saving throws are damage halved rounded down. You did 25 damage, that's a DC 12 plus 10 means that on a, you know, on a two or higher this Jester saves. Now, it would seem unlikely that he'd roll a natural one— [Becca laughing]

1:35:03 Brennan: But it's literally recorded on camera!

1:35:06 Aabria: Penny, let's go! Rekha holds up her “10” score notebook page and the others follow suit. [players cheering]

1:35:08 Brennan: Flying down, surrounded in shadow. [mimics blow landing] Penny, your-

1:35:14 Becca: No, wait! I whisper in his ear,

1:35:15 Penny: That was lucky. [players shouting] [Brennan laughing]

1:35:21 Sephie: I'm literally screaming.

1:35:21 Aabria: Amazing!

1:35:22 Brennan: Every bloppelganger disappears in a burst of ooze. [players cheering]

1:35:28 Penny: Oh my God!

1:35:28 Antiope: Penny! [Brennan mimics ooze bursting]

1:35:31 Penny: They're gonna be begging me to join the Society of—

1:35:34 Katja: The what?

1:35:34 Penny: Huh?

1:35:35 Antiope: What?

1:35:35 Penny: I didn't say it!

1:35:37 Katja: Why do you keep talking about the Society of Shadows? [Becca drowning out speech]

1:35:40 Katja: What is that?

1:35:41 Brennan: Penny, I actually rolled a nat one! You— [mimics ooze bursting]

1:35:44 Becca: Yeah! [victory dancing]

1:35:46 Brennan: Concentration on the spell is broken. The bloppelgangers are gone! Your sword bursts through the Jester's chest, 25 points of damage, unbelievable!

1:35:58 Katja: You're perfect, you're perfect, you're perfect, you're perfect— [everyone choruses]

1:35:59 Antiope: Oh yeah!

1:36:01 Becca: I'm rolling in it, I'm rolling in it.

1:36:02 Brennan: Yeah, Penny is like a fucking Peter Pan ninja nightmare flying through the shadows. [shouts] Sword through the back, out the stomach.

1:36:07 Rekha: I’ll be young forever!

1:36:13 Becca: I would like, Peter Pan ninja nightmare is how I would always like to be referred to.

1:36:20 Rekha: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:36:20 Aabria: Yes!

1:36:21 Brennan: [laughs] I fucking love it.

1:36:24 Izzy: Who's this Jester, does the mask drop?

1:36:26 Rekha: Yeah, take the mask off.

1:36:27 Sephie: Is the mask off?

1:36:28 Rekha: Don't you dare not let me see.

1:36:29 Sephie: 10 bucks it's Preston.

1:36:30 Becca: Whoever did the most damage should get to take the mask off.

1:36:33 Brennan: Incredible, hold on one second.

1:36:35 Becca: Oh yes.

1:36:35 Izzy: Or her.

1:36:37 Brennan: Well, now I gotta fucking-

1:36:37 Rekha: Take it off!

1:36:39 Brennan: Now I gotta fucking look for all this shit.

1:36:41 Becca: Yeah, but she already did a spell.

1:36:43 Aabria: Just open his shirt, look for that stupid tattoo.

1:36:47 Becca: Oh yeah, can we reveal chest first? No, if it's a woman I don't want to be rude.

1:36:50 Rekha: Yeah, if there's a chariot tattoo, 50% it’s Preston.

1:36:55 Brennan: Incredible. Okay, no, no, no, but there are things.

1:36:58 Aabria: That might be Antiope, she got one to match.

1:37:00 Becca: Oh, can I roll for perception to see if the shirt is light enough that I see a chariot through it?

1:37:07 Rekha: Ooh, it's like a sheer--

1:37:09 Becca: Yeah, like a little bit sheer.

1:37:10 Rekha: You can see like, the nipples.

1:37:12 Brennan: Penny, at the end of your turn, I'm gonna need a constitution saving throw because the Jester doesn't have, can't use verbal components 'cause it's in a silence bubble, but it's gonna use a legendary ability. Go ahead and give me a Constitution saving throw if you'd be so kind.

1:37:24 Becca: I'm the tank now, I don't even care.

1:37:26 Aabria: Let's go.

1:37:28 Becca: Two, oh wait, Con saving, it's a four.

1:37:31 Brennan: Four.

1:37:31 Becca: I could reroll and I won't.

1:37:33 Brennan: Nine, 18, you take 26 points of damage.

1:37:38 Becca: Guess what? I'd only taken four and I don't care.

1:37:42 Brennan: You see just like radiates shadow and magic at you. [Brennan and Becca screaming] [Becca giggles]

1:37:47 Izzy: Penny jiggles.

1:37:50 Brennan: Incredible, Penny jiggles, we love it.

1:37:53 Sephie: She's a friend of the shadows now.

1:37:55 Becca: Still got 33.

1:37:56 Brennan: Ostentatia, that's gonna be your turn.

1:37:56 Izzy: Who's that? Okay. [laughs] [players laughing]

1:38:00 Izzy: I just was not here.

1:38:00 Brennan: Perfect, perfect. So you see all the bloppelgangers vanish. You actually don't hear shit. There was a zone of silence surrounding the target.

1:38:14 Izzy: Erika.

1:38:14 Becca: [reading something off her screen] “'Sup, bitches.” [players laughing]

1:38:18 Rekha: How do you get to write that?

1:38:19 Becca: Enter.

1:38:19 Izzy: What? Who wrote 'sup bitches?

1:38:21 Becca: This is a problem. Good thing we only found out about it now.

1:38:26 Brennan: The Maidens have discovered the chat function in TaleSpire.

1:38:27 All: Oh my God.

1:38:27 Izzy: Where is it?

1:38:29 Sephie: Oh my God.

1:38:30 Erika: Why didn't we know this before?

1:38:32 Rekha: The Maidens have entered the chat.

1:38:34 Brennan: [chuckles] Incredible.

1:38:34 Izzy: Wait, what?

1:38:38 Brennan: So Ostentatia, it is your turn, though. The Jester is down there, is now the only, Jana is dead, Charity just got beamed out of here. So the Jester is the only enemy left.

1:38:50 Izzy: This is, everybody has to stop. Okay, I'm gonna go to where I can see Jester flop.

1:39:01 Brennan: Yes.

1:39:01 Izzy: And just fly down there and throw Sunforger at him after I cast Searing Smite on it.

1:39:15 Brennan: Incredible.

1:39:15 Izzy: Oh, wait! Yeah. [players laughing]

1:39:20 Becca: We'll heal later.

1:39:21 Izzy: Or should I heal everybody, no?

1:39:23 Aabria: Oh shit.

1:39:23 Becca: He just needs to die. Nothing can hurt us. Except for him.

1:39:24 Brennan: And I'll say this-

1:39:26 Erika: Well, it's his turn next is the only consideration.

1:39:29 Izzy: Should I heal us?

1:39:31 Aabria: Also, you don't have to call Searing Smite until you hit. You can do it as a bonus or...

1:39:34 Brennan: Or, yeah.

1:39:37 Erika: It's up to you, so you do what you want-

1:39:39 Brennan: But I would say too, so you would heal-

1:39:40 Izzy: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no! Let me, please. I'm gonna throw Sunforger at him and cast Mass Healing Word as a bonus action.

1:39:48 Brennan: Beautiful, love it.

1:39:51 Aabria: Amazing.

1:39:51 Izzy: On me, Antiope. On me and Tectonya a million times, can I do that?

1:40:03 Danielle: What's the good word, Ostentatia?

1:40:06 Ostentatia: Do you need some?

1:40:06 Danielle: No, no, it's fine, I'm good.

1:40:09 Ostentatia: Are you sure?

1:40:09 Danielle: I'm fine, yeah, sorry.

1:40:10 Brennan: Amazing, go ahead-

1:40:10 Danielle: What's the word though?

1:40:13 Izzy: What's the word?

1:40:13 Brennan: First of all, how many people are you, who are you picking with your Mass Healing Word?

1:40:17 Izzy: Wait, could I do like, me and Tectonya three times?

1:40:21 Brennan: Unfortunately, no.

1:40:21 Izzy: Okay. Who needs it? Raise your hand.

1:40:24 Becca: How many, you can do six?

1:40:26 Izzy: I can do six.

1:40:26 Becca: I'm at 33.

1:40:29 Izzy: Shyeah, I'll do me, Tectonya, Antiope.

1:40:33 Brennan and Izzy: Penny.

1:40:34 Izzy: Danielle.

1:40:34 Brennan: Danielle and Sam?

1:40:36 Becca: Thank you.

1:40:36 Izzy: Did you take any damage?

1:40:40 Sephie: No. [Brennan laughing]

1:40:42 Becca: Ooh!

1:40:43 Sephie: And that's been true this entire campaign.

1:40:45 Izzy: Yeah, sure, sure.

1:40:45 Rekha: I have 96, okay.

1:40:46 Izzy: It's only a couple.

1:40:47 Brennan: No, one of them dealt damage to you as an-

1:40:49 Sephie: Temp HP.

1:40:49 Brennan: Temp HP, gotcha, amazing. Still looking fine as hell.

1:40:53 Erika: Flawless.

1:40:55 Brennan: Flawless. Sephie tosses her hair.

1:40:56 Becca: How many points is that?

1:40:57 Izzy: 1d4 plus five.

1:40:58 Brennan: So go ahead and roll that now.

1:41:01 Izzy: I got a nine.

1:41:01 Erika: Hey.

1:41:03 Aabria: Thank you.

1:41:03 Becca: Nice.

1:41:04 Brennan: Amazing, nine HP to everybody. It's a single word of healing. What's the word Ostentatia utters as she flies through the air healing all of her friends?

1:41:15 Ostentatia: Pacino!

1:41:15 Brennan: Pacino.

1:41:18 Rekha: Whoa, I suddenly feel strength and really hot in the '80s.

1:41:21 Becca: Oh, yes!

1:41:21 Brennan: Roll 6d6 damage.

1:41:24 Becca: My waiter outfit, just another button buttons itself.

1:41:28 Rekha: That's hot.

1:41:28 Brennan: I love it.

1:41:30 Becca: Nice and buttoned up, literally.

1:41:33 Izzy: 6d6?

1:41:34 Brennan: Yeah, six six-sided dice.

1:41:35 Becca: That's a lot.

1:41:35 Izzy: From...

1:41:38 Brennan: From Sunforger.

1:41:41 Izzy: I have 1d8 plus six.

1:41:44 Brennan: Sunforger, the thing where it blows up is a different ability.

1:41:48 Izzy: Oh yeah, let's do that.

1:41:48 Brennan: Cool.

1:41:50 Becca: Oh, am I gonna get hit?

1:41:50 Izzy: 23.

1:41:53 Brennan: Okay, 23 damage to Jester flop. It is the Jester's turn. I know that it feels like everything is over but-

1:42:01 Rekha: And like it's always the Jester's fucking turn.

1:42:03 Sephie: Remember, it's in silence.

1:42:03 Izzy: Yeah.

1:42:06 Brennan: The Jester is going to rush beside you.

1:42:09 Rekha: He's got blue high heels.

1:42:10 Brennan: That's gonna trigger an attack of opportunity from Penny.

1:42:13 Becca: Oh you know, oh wait, I used my reaction to cast Bountiful Luck. No, that was previously.

1:42:19 Brennan: That was previous to your turn.

1:42:20 Becca: Oh yeah, oh yeah.

1:42:23 Brennan: But you are no longer in hiding so this is just gonna be whatever the rapier's normal damage is if you hit.

1:42:28 Becca: 20 to hit.

1:42:31 Brennan: 20 hits, the Jester used...

1:42:31 Aabria: Let's go.

1:42:34 Brennan: Or actually, he has his reaction back, but no, he's gonna save it for counters. He's gonna take the damage, go ahead and roll it. [die taps table] [Becca groans]

1:42:43 Becca: Should I re, I can't reroll. It has to be a d20 that I reroll with my luck, huh?

1:42:49 Brennan: Has to be a d20 that you reroll, yeah.

1:42:51 Becca: Okay, so it's only seven.

1:42:51 Brennan: Seven points of damage. You whip out with your sword, wound the Jester again.

1:42:56 Becca: I'ma reach!

1:42:58 Brennan: The Jester is going to run forward. I know that it feels like everything is over. You guys have done an incredible job in this battle. He is going to try to get the job done and throw a disintegrate right at Tectonya.

1:43:13 Becca: But she was at three and then got nine, right?

1:43:14 Brennan: She's got nine.

1:43:15 Sephie: Entered my threatened area, but he's not leaving it, right?

1:43:18 Brennan: Correct.

1:43:18 Sephie: Okay. Is this the same round that I cast Counterspell before?

1:43:23 Brennan: No, it has since been your turn since the last you did Counterspell.

1:43:26 Sephie: Okay, so I'm gonna cast Counterspell on that.

1:43:28 Brennan: Amazing, go ahead, you are trying to. Hold on one second, let me tell you what you're trying to roll.

1:43:35 Sephie: My last one.

1:43:35 Brennan: This is going to be...

1:43:38 Sephie: No more after this.

1:43:39 Brennan: So it's a six. You're using your charisma modifier, 16, so we're gonna need a 12 or higher on the die. [dramatic instrumental music]

1:43:49 Sephie: Shit!

1:43:49 Brennan: Okay.

1:43:51 Sephie: Nope.

1:43:51 Brennan: Tectonya is going to roll to Counterspell as well. She is going to need a 12 or higher on the die, too. Oh sorry, no, she can do it on an 11. That is a 19, Tectonya hits it that time. [claps hands] [players cheering]

1:44:16 Brennan: [mimics magic flying] Throws it off. You see, yeah, looking at you like she lost the first Counterspell. She gets this one.

1:44:24 Sam: Good for you, yeah.

1:44:27 Becca: Teamwork.

1:44:27 Brennan: And after that, then...

1:44:33 Rekha: Whoa.

1:44:34 Brennan: Tectonya's going to go. ?: Yeah!

1:44:37 Aabria: Magic!

1:44:37 Becca: Do something dope, Tectonya.

1:44:42 Brennan: Mm, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:44:43 Becca: Oh, she should get the finishing blow. She took the most, I mean...

1:44:45 Sephie: Yeah, this little guy has like, killed her, literally.

1:44:51 Izzy: Yeah, yeah.

1:44:51 Rekha: And she's holding a book the whole time.

1:44:54 Izzy: She's reading?

1:44:55 Rekha: She's been reading the whole time. Imagine she closed the book, yeah.

1:44:57 Izzy: Look up. [Aabria laughing]

1:44:59 Rekha: Come on, what is it, "Harry Potter?" Who cares?

1:44:59 Aabria: Who brings a book to a ball?

1:45:02 Erika: It's the Bible.

1:45:04 Rekha: Oh my God, is she reading a Bible at a ball?

1:45:05 Sephie: It's a Bible.

1:45:05 Brennan: Incredible.

1:45:08 Sephie: Make room for Jesus.

1:45:09 Brennan: We're gonna roll this, oh, sorry, the Jester has a Counterspell as well. I'm gonna roll for him. He's gonna try to counter that counter.

1:45:19 Izzy: Oh no.

1:45:19 Brennan: That's a six on the die. His counter fails so it goes off. : Yes.

1:45:23 Brennan: His spell is stopped. Yeah, now Tectonya goes. What does she feel like doing? I think she's done fucking around, actually.

1:45:35 Aabria: Let's go.

1:45:36 Izzy: Now is a great time.

1:45:37 Brennan: And he's already used his counter-

1:45:38 Izzy: Now's a great time.

1:45:38 Becca: Now would be a great time.

1:45:39 Izzy: To fucking stop fucking around.

1:45:39 Sephie: Yeah, it'd be a great time now.

1:45:40 Aabria: If you would like to prove your fucking worth, that would be great, yeah, you.

1:45:44 Izzy: Watch her be bad. [Aabria laughing]

1:45:47 Rekha: Yeah, she has two hit points, no spells.

1:45:48 Becca: She pulls out a squirt gun.

1:45:50 Izzy: Immediately tries to kill us, yeah. [Becca mimics squirt gun squirting]

1:45:53 Brennan: I'm gonna need Box of Doom out here, actually. : Ugh.

1:45:56 Sephie: She can't die because like-

1:46:00 Rekha: She's made of copper.

1:46:01 Sephie: No, but that means that like, if she dies again that means she's died more times than Arthur Aguefort and then we just can't have that.

1:46:07 Becca: Eggfart?

1:46:07 Sephie: Eggfart.

1:46:08 Aabria: Eggfart.

1:46:08 Izzy: Eggfart.

1:46:10 Rekha: Can we talk to her before she might die?

1:46:12 Becca: Oh my gosh, okay, completely different idea. Let's go to the school, spray paint an A over the O and it'll say Aguefart Academy.

1:46:20 Rekha: I do like that.

1:46:20 Becca: Plan for later.

1:46:21 Sephie: I do like that.

1:46:21 Brennan: Okay.

1:46:22 Rekha: And then we'll open that book with the muzzle.

1:46:24 Becca: Yeah.

1:46:24 Sephie: Yeah.

1:46:26 Brennan: She's deliberately picking a bad saving throw for this dude so he needs to roll high, I'm gonna roll. An 11 is not high enough. [Becca cheers]

1:46:39 Aabria: Yes, let's go!

1:46:39 Becca: Get it, Techie!

1:46:41 Brennan: Tectonya holds a hand out towards the masked figure and says,

1:46:46 Tectonya: Disintegrate, interesting spell. You know, I always thought that the trick to Disintegrate is to realize that you're not actually disintegrating anything. You're just understanding that the thing never really existed at all.

1:47:00 Penny: This is her whole thing! We've heard about this!

1:47:05 Brennan: And holds it. ?: My God!

1:47:06 Brennan: And from the boots up the Jester just starts to vanish, just with clothing, boots, and you see a brief naked chest.

1:47:16 Aabria: Please, no, please no.

1:47:17 Brennan: With a tattoo of a chariot and four horses!

1:47:19 All: No!

1:47:22 Rekha: ♪ Preston is a narc ♪ [claps]

1:47:22 Becca: We're so sorry. [Brennan laughing] Sephie claps along with Rekha

1:47:24 Becca: We're so sorry.

1:47:26 Aabria: Who would have thought that the cop was a cop? Who could have known that the cop was a cop?

1:47:31 Rekha: ♪ And he got himself a girl ♪ [Aabria groans]

1:47:34 Sephie: Should have gone on that date instead of coming here. Just saying.

1:47:37 Brennan: And we exit out of combat! [players cheering] [Erika clapping]

1:47:44 Izzy: ♪ Preston is a narc ♪ [Rekha beatboxing]

1:47:48 Becca: Things were hopeless!

1:47:50 Izzy: ♪ Know he was a good narc of mine ♪

1:47:50 Becca: And we all turned it around!

1:47:52 Brennan: Everybody turned it the fuck around. Tectonya looks at all of you, smiles, looks out at the various musicians, you know, people that have been vomited out of oozes and such. And you see that she simply announces,

1:48:11 Tectonya: [laughs] Midnight Huntress, Songbird, Stanley Gucci.

1:48:16 Izzy: Stanley Gucci.

1:48:16 Rekha: Stanley Gucci.

1:48:19 Izzy: [Italian accent] Stanley Gucci.

1:48:20 Tectonya: Mare, Penny Duckstone, Empress Anima of the Eidolons, and Madam Goodparty. [players laughing]

1:48:34 Ostentatia: Let's get fucked up.

1:48:35 Tectonya: I see no need to stop this celebration! Strike up the band and let libations flow! [players cheering]

1:48:42 Rekha: ♪ Let's get it started! ♪

1:48:43 Becca: Oh yeah!

1:48:43 Rekha: I take off my one hoodie and reveal a second hoodie.

1:48:46 Brennan: Yeah.

1:48:49 Rekha: Let's Get It Started by the Black Eyed Peas plays.

1:48:50 Brennan: There's like fucking custodians with push brooms. Your mom is being shoved off into the...

1:48:55 Izzy: Oh, your mom!

1:48:55 Becca: Bye, Mom.

1:48:57 Rekha: Bye, take $20 from her wallet.

1:49:00 Sephie: Do you take a selfie with Mom's dead corpse in the background?

1:49:03 Rekha: Texting my dad, Mom died.

1:49:03 Brennan: Amazing.

1:49:06 Izzy: Mom's dead, I don't know how.

1:49:07 Becca: Take a selfie with the corpse.

1:49:08 Rekha: Yeah.

1:49:08 Brennan: Danielle, you see that the four remaining pixies come up to you and go like,

1:49:11 Kevins: Wow, this is amazing, we really did it!

1:49:13 Danielle: Yeah, you want to stick around for the party?

1:49:15 Kevin: We're gonna strap bombs to everything that looks like an important load-bearing part of this.

1:49:21 Danielle: [chuckles] Sweet.

1:49:21 Kevin: Sweet, bye.!

1:49:21 Brennan: Fly off.

1:49:25 Rekha: I approach Antiope and be like,

1:49:25 Katja: Hey, I'm sorry about your. Oh my God, fuck, I forgot you were a dragon. I'm sorry about your boyfriend.

1:49:33 Antiope: Wait, what? I wasn't up there. I heard everyone gasp.

1:49:35 Katja: Oh... Oh fuck.

1:49:36 All: Uh...

1:49:40 Sam: Preston was the Jester!

1:49:40 Antiope: Oh, that makes sense. He was a cop, that's fine.

1:49:46 Penny: It wouldn't have worked out.

1:49:46 Katja: I don't know if you saw, Sia in here earlier, maybe if you want to get your floor on.

1:49:52 Antiope: I'm good, I'm a fucking dragon right now. This is fine.

1:49:55 Aabria: And I just throw it back.

1:49:57 Brennan: You see that a shocked and terrified, music kinda starts up but like scared musicians looking around like, start playing again. And you see that a bunch of trumpets blare. The lady Tectonya looks out over the crowd and says,

1:50:12 Tectonya: Friends, in an attempt to take my life, enemies of our host Talcidimir Tallbreeze came and tried to ruin this good evening. I, the lady Chromia say, let the party not be stopped, but let us instead cheer The Seven!

1:50:31 Brennan: And the party goes nuts and Tectonya-

1:50:35 Ostentatia: How does she know who we are?

1:50:37 Brennan: Well, she just said The Seven.

1:50:38 Aabria: We're a big deal.

1:50:38 Sephie: Yeah, uh-huh.

1:50:41 Brennan: You see that she prestidigitates this swirling light around all of you and the-

1:50:47 Becca: Let's go claim that VIP.

1:50:47 Rekha: Oh my God.

1:50:50 Aabria: Yeah, 100%.

1:50:51 Becca: Do you think we could get in? [players laughing]

1:50:55 Erika: Like just, and Entangle and Druidcraft and vines and flowers snake around the VIP lounge, just tear apart the red velvet ropes.

1:51:06 Penny: And everybody can come in the VIP!

1:51:09 Rekha: Do we get our plus ones out in the stables? [players laughing]

1:51:16 Rekha: Maybe a little treat for the end?

1:51:19 Brennan: You see that Tectonya says,

1:51:23 Tectonya: Please, guests, go to the stables and find every animal and bring them in to this, the main hall.

1:51:31 Katja: I am edging!

1:51:32 Rekha: Katja says as she runs to the stables. [group laughing]

1:51:36 Izzy: Katja knows what edging is!?

1:51:36 Sephie: Wow.

1:51:38 Rekha: Absolutely not. [group laughing]

1:51:42 Penny: What's edging? Another time.

1:51:44 Katja: It's when you love a horse so much you could die.

1:51:47 Penny: Okay,

1:51:47 Becca: Can I...

1:51:50 Ostentatia: Maybe on some parts of the internet.

1:51:52 Becca: My Kevin still gives me flying so I'm gonna fly up to that coat of arms and reach behind and find a scared young man and pull him out and hold him in my arms and lift him up and say,

1:52:01 Penny: Call me Helena, baby.

1:52:06 Brennan: And you see he goes,

1:52:06 Lysander: Whoa, a-ha, hi, Helena are you? Your name is Penny Duckstone.

1:52:11 Penny: Ssh, don't talk.

1:52:12 Lysander: Okay.

1:52:12 Penny: No, don't talk.

1:52:14 Becca: And I smooch him. [Brennan smooches]

1:52:16 Becca: I smooch him so good.

1:52:16 Brennan: He smooches and he goes,

1:52:18 Lysander: [chuckles awkwardly] I was in that armor. I really thought I was gonna be dead, this is so scary. You do this for a living?

1:52:23 Penny: I'm amazing.

1:52:27 Brennan: He goes with you to VIP and is fully just like,

1:52:27 Lysander: Wow! I don't know, am I allowed to leave the shoeshine area? I work here.

1:52:34 Aabria: Buddy, buddy.

1:52:37 Izzy: Wait, where the fuck is Talcidimir?

1:52:39 Aabria: What is this mentality?

1:52:40 Danielle: Excuse me, you are a proletariat and you're seizing the means of party!

1:52:46 Lysander: Wow, okay, okay.

1:52:50 Brennan: You see, by the way, off in the distance just streaking across the sky is Talcidimir who is fully leaving the nation just like. [Brennan mimics jet pack] [players laughing]

1:52:59 Brennan: Just jetpacking off into the distance.

1:53:03 Sephie: Hey, it’s the ruler who survived the fall of the Baronies. Izzy salutes.

1:53:04 Becca: That's true.

1:53:05 Sephie: Is this just our Barony now?

1:53:07 Aabria: Yeah, that seems right.

1:53:08 Rekha: Oh my God, can we have this country and this house?

1:53:10 Sephie: Can we have the ship?

1:53:12 Penny: Oh, yeah, oh, tell the Kevins, no more bombs. It's our ship.

1:53:14 Sam: Our ship.

1:53:16 Katja: And we're good rulers.

1:53:18 Brennan: You see one of the Kevins looks at you and is like,

1:53:20 Kevin: What's up, I'm putting explosive acorns on here?

1:53:23 Penny: Just spray paint our name on the outside.

1:53:25 Ostentatia: Just drive.

1:53:26 Sam: We're seizing the means to destroy the means.

1:53:28 Erika: Wow.

1:53:28 Izzy: Yeah!

1:53:30 Kevin: Revolution so that you can go on top of the wheel of progress, huh? Now, now you're—

1:53:36 Ostentatia: Shut up!

1:53:38 Katja: Yeah, have some fucking fun, don't be such a-

1:53:41 Kevin: Okay. [cheers]

1:53:42 Katja: Yeah, don't be a political hobbyist, come on.

1:53:44 Ostentatia: Take your top off!

1:53:46 Brennan: He takes his top off, but they all leave their ski masks on so they're just little. [dancing] [players laughing]

1:53:49 Becca: Hold on, Zelda has party in her blood. What is she doing?

1:53:53 Brennan: She comes out of rage and is like,